/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

why did phase blacklist lumi from offkai
shes the only one streaming....

Hmpster

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

Vtubers are such distasteful grifting whores.

PIPPA LOVE

>>77064906
I mean yeah, kind of

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

Offkai is grim.
I stopped all streams.
I've seen enough.

Is fish going to follow suit?

>>77064906
The business model is pretty lax. You can tune in or not, donate or not. buy merch or not. There's no grift, and there's no "whoring", just schizo assholes liek you. Leave forever.

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77064996
Delete this sniveling

>>77065046
obviously

>>77065035
Was the orgy room too much?

>>77064957
Only if she tells us before stream if she's canceling or makes a waiting room, otherwise its Pippa HATE tonight.
>>77065046
>The one thing I would have wanted to go see is gonna be paywalled twice anyways
kek i dodged a fucking bullet refunding.

>>77064906

>>77064695

KEVIN GET DOWN, BEHIND YOU

>>77065047
>liek

>>77065046
The whole thing is on spawnd.

>>77064695
>>77065167
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (22:30UTC | LIVE | Factorio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

SOON
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (23:30UTC | Delayed? | Intro to Euphoria)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 1h15m | ???) Probably cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Jelly Hoshiumi (01:00UTC | 1h15m | OffKai Karaoke)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Jelly, Lumi & Shiina (02:15UTC | 2h30m | Orisong Premiere: Lone Star)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (02:30UTC | 2h45m | Are you Smarter than Euphoria?)***
>stream link goes here if there is one

LATER
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 3h15m | Shashingo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikAiElOuFc
Gram Pico (05:00UTC | 5h15m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4s8DtZr-iE
Kaminari Clara (07:00UTC | 7h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yjRuH8e0
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 11h15m | Drawing Forest w/ Amami)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tGKRLLx3pE
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 11h15m | If she's up to it, stream not guaranteed)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 14h15m | Drawing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTsWaPVD2A

Notes:
>OffKai time, any and all streams could get cancelled last minute, yes, this is because your oshi HATES you
>Loki Q&A collab around illustrations this week w/ Nyaru https://marshmallow-qa.com/nyaruyoiyami
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

OffKai Links:
Schedule: https://files.catbox.moe/0x7nhw.jpg
Floor Map 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sk9xbk.jpg
Floor Map 2: https://files.catbox.moe/gjytzt.jpg
Official Merch List: https://phase-connect.com/offkai-2024-menu/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember & Saya

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77065047
>There's no grift
lol

this better not bump my clara stream to 9am dayo

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77065130
I guess I'll take the long island iced fish water

Any slugma tits sightings?

>>77065137
Honestly If I saw any of those things have sex I'd probably feel physically ill.

>>77065047
>there's no "whoring"
kek

>>77065047
>there's no whoring
Kek

>>77065260

>>77065130
>DRINK

I love Shiina!

>>77065229
Your accusation? She took your supas and is now quitting? That's not a grift.

>>77064456
Shiina said there's very likely to be one this coming birthday unless something fucks up but they're trying to make it less girly

>>77065130
>Drink
Fishcuck incompetence never cease to amaze me.

>>77065047
Which is more likely?
>People are bored enough to watch hours upon hours of a dumb girl make noise and barely make an effort at playing a video game
>Calculating Staceys are hiding behind masks designed to sexually lure while manipulating and preying on social misfits and outcasts to extract money from them

>>77065502
Good bait.

>>77064906

Pippa hid her likes cause she's at offkai and would be on her phone the whole time walking around liking things during stream time.

>>77065635
Is the guy literally wearing a tard helmet?

>>77065635
Me in the middle.

>>77065666
Pippa would never actually go to a con in person. She's not a whore.

>>77065635
based

>>77065715
Lol

You will carry the Lumi torch?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77065681
he was told to wear protection when meeting girls.

>>77065108
Chibinasaposter, you sweet little fool.

>>77065681
yes he's a GhostPolitics troll who would pretend to be retarded to troll Ghost
he calls himself Helmet Boy
https://x.com/Helmeto_Boy

>>77065715
>Pippa would never actually go to a con in person
Newfag...

>>77065715
>She’s not a whore

>>77065369
>>77065381
Oh the irony. Unicorns are here to make wild assumptions. No, they're entertainers. Never were your girlfriends, and their taking your donations are not a promise to deliver this thing you call "GFE"

>>77065715
>he doesn't know

>>77065765
smdh

>>77065397
>>77065542
I'm inclined to give it a pass because drink can be a mass noun.

>>77065635
>chat, that dude with the helmet was literally some 4channer trying to get feets

>>77065635
nice helmet bro

Maaan Offkai looks fun as fuck
I'm kind of bummed that I didn't go. Hopefully it is similar next year

When is Tenma and Pippa's main stage show?

>>77065824
Why the secrecy over relationships

>>77065167
Yes, hello. I have sugars...

>>77065824
You can do better than that, come on man

>>77065824
>Unicorns
you showed your hand femanon, now show your tits or leave.

>>77065715
lol
lmao

>>77065715
Where the hell do these newfags come from?

>>77065824
Gura's kid pussy.

>>77065824
Nice bait, now go suck off your groomer master Proctor more.

MIO LUST!!!

>>77065824
hi finana

>>77065896
Because people stop watching and donating... wait a minute...

>>77065715
You know what. I see her again, I'll take a picture. No skin off my nose.

>>77065872
The only reason I considered going was because Runie is there. Feelsbadman

>>77065591
It's like you didn't read a word I wrote.
>Hey, it's all this or it's all that.
No.
Liek Lumi is talking about "cyberbullying" and it's the same shit. JUST WALK AWAY

>>77065965
Cute arch enemy.

>>77066036

sex with children

>>77065824
https://vocaroo.com/1a5fvEtXZTGV

>>77066007
Can I get the catbox of this?

>>77066051
Did anyone flex for tenma?

>>77066036
>>77066179
I'M A PEDOPHILE ToT

>>77065130
Woman tears sound nice.

>>77065965
saddest downfall of a vtuber desu, some anons from /tsunx/ hate her now and beerpals are turning away from her

>>77066375

>>77065130
Tf is triple sec?

>>77066401
Mm mm! Spill da tea girlfriend! Seriously? QRD?

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfOIVkceKZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-xOZk6ELw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0PoEhJUzFQ

https://wheelofnames.com/jj2-vhh
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

May be gone until Sunday CST so goobai for now /pcg/!

>>77066051
>literal 1view
Grim

>>77066468
>Triple sec is very citrusy, almost like an orange-infused vodka. The quality ranges based on the brand.

Missed most of the first day narcolepsy sucks

why doesn’t phase do more donothons

>>77066468
how underage are you?

>>77066036
https://files.catbox.moe/lw8nc1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zuu2tm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ghdoaj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nisw5x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cj4xxb.png

>>77066468
Liquor

>>77065898
You will get no milks from me.

>>77065130
Wait, are these the free drinks at that party thing?
Is he seriously handing out free AMFs?
How many retards are gonna get blackout drunk.

>>77066619
Sleepy...

>>77066554
>balenciaga
OK, now you're leaning into the pedophile thing a bit too hard.

>>77066542
>>77066380
Stop, before it's too late.

>>77066673
no she was there

>>77066533
He's lying. She's just driving her fanbase more menhera with her own menhera attacks and they're perpetually jumping at shadows. Barring graduation or a MAJOR opsec SNAFU I don't really see her going anywhere.
She's created a precarious balance that she's nevertheless holding rather well so far.

>>77066657
Fembug, I'm on my hands and knees right now...

>>77066560
Goobai bgm-anon!

>>77065715
Pippa is the perfect vtuber to go to a con in-person since as I said in a previous thread, I'm pretty sure that for all of the dox shit no one actually knows what her face looks like. Which means as long as she hides her voice, she can attend and no one will know it's her.

>>77066750
I am not a woman

>>77066672
no that's at the hotel bar I think
this was the free drink menu from last year

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>77066746
>She's just driving her fanbase more menhera with her own menhera attacks and they're perpetually jumping at shadows.
Sounds familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09BAuOlOans

>>77066807

>>77065635

>>77066630
I'm 27.
I don't drink.
Alcohol is expensive compared to water and soft drinks.

>>77066767
those are my hands by the way

>>77066738
Imagine sleepy suddenly having an attack while streaming to the con and her model starting to go limp for 90 seconds before shaking as she forces herself back to wakefulness.

the indie vtuber threads are saying they fucked people's oshi at offkai, i sure am glad none of ours went in person and only did the screen things haha

>>77066624
Gee anon I wonder what the relationship between that girl and the CEO of Idol is?

>>77066560
Goobai

>>77065635
>>77066681

>>77064824
She’s a whore

>>77066872
based retard

>>77066899
She doesn’t take meds?

>>77066624
Kevin thinks it's cringe and gives them an excuse to not try hard outside of the donothons

Pippa and Hexa are one in the same. They both have the same brainworms. Only thing is that Hexa acknowledges it.

>>77066533
its rumored that she leaked her address with some merch shipping, and some other fans info, and then when fans searched up her house she was staying at in NYC, it was owned by a married doctor, so some anons say that she has a BF/Husbando BTS

>>77066901
Did they post proof or are you trusting strangers on the internet again anon?

>>77066832
Sure sweetie.

>>77066560
Goobai

>>77065965
>half a million subs
>300-500 regular ccv

How did it go so wrong?

>>77066533
>he wants the quick Runedown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>The most famous of the black magic queens that ever existed
>Is Runie D Ruse, down from Phase World
>There's a lot of weird ungodly tales about Runie
>She's supposed to have a lot of magic runes, spells and curses
Down in Phase World, where the black roses bloom
Lives an evil woman named Runie Ruse
She got a black bat general and a Mojo rune
And anyone who would make her gloom
She'd go... another sucka done gone
She lives in a chateau down by a lake
With a six-fingered hand and a two earring snakes
Fit, curvy body, and peachy hair
And if she ever seen y'all messin' 'round there
She'd go... another sucka done gone
And then one night the moon rose double quick
At her doorstep come a handsome Runatic
A no good chatter I’m sure you knew
And he was lookin' around for Runie Ruse
He said, "Runie Ruse, you lovely witch
Gimme a little rune that'll make me rich
Gimme a million dollars and I tell you what I'll do
This very night, I'm gonna marry you"
Then it'll be (mm), another sucka done gone
So Runie done some magic, and she shook a little sand
Made a million dollars, and she put it in his hand
Then she giggled, and she wiggled, and she said, "Hey, hey
I'm gettin' ready for my weddin' day"
But the handsome devil, he said, "Goodbye Runie
You're too damned old for a rich man like me"
Then Runie started mumblin', Perona’s fangs started gnashin'
Her body started tremblin', and her eyes started flashin'
And she went... another sucka done gone
So if you ever get down where the black roses bloom
And meet an evil woman named Runie Ruse
If she ever asks you to make her your wife
Man, you better stay with her for the rest of your life
Or it'll be (ruu-wee) another sucka done gone

>>77066872
liggermen work fast. The dead stare entrance gets me lol

>>77066746
Notto dissu shitto again. Omaera!

>>77066859

>>77066901
>un-fucking-ironically falling for anonymous gaslighting

>>77064824
She did her bit already.

>>77065666
>>77065715
>>77066807
This is Pippa, it's literally the perfect disguise

>lumi talking about how she would rather play "brain off" types of games
/vst/bros we had a good run...

>>77066560
Goobai!!

>>77066901
You don’t know we all had sex with our oshi?

>>77066859
I'm not going back...

>>77066901
Who is your oshi, anon?

>>77066901
I will believe it once they release footage of their oshi sucking their dick recorded from their phone. In which case I'll give them a high-five.

>>77067148
She never played strategy games in the first place, her chat played them for her.

>>77067144
wouldn't having a box on her head set off her tism?

>>77067144
$>Pippa going out like that in public and not being embarrassed

>>77066901
Some people have sex, that's normal and also the minority in those types of events.

>>77066859
>she looks to the left
>rigging still sucks

>>77067144
Those are some nice shoes now that you mention it.

>>77067252
Pippa is a grifter.
off-stream she is a normal woman.

>>77067144
>she’s wearing slippas before they could have possibly been bought at the con

RRATS
RRATS EVERYWHERE

>>77066007
File won't play for me. Could you please catbox it?

>>77066901
It's called a joke, anon

>>77067144
Left one is too short, right one is a dude I think, and Pippa wouldent cosplay cause people would ask for photos and she'd either have to say no and risk someone recognizing her voice, or say yes and risk someone recognizing her voice while also getting more stressed about the pics.

>>77067252
>>77067253
she's a fursuiter

>>77066976
Kevin doesn't think they're cringe, he was lying about that. His real complaint is that fans expect rewards to be delivered and he can't be bothered to stay on top of it. There's been huge issues with most donothons and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

>>77067274
[autism intensifies]

>>77067252
>$>

>>77066872
I bet he has insane tard strength

>>77067308
Surely Pippa is not retarded enough to wear something phase related that’s not yet available, right?

>>77064906
Okay, so why do you watch them?

>>77066624
Because Sakana knows his lazy employees won't do 90% of the goals.
So instead of dealing with screeching chuds, he just decided not to do those at all.

>>77067304
Sure thing femanon

>>77067304
So true sis.

>>77066859
blue loli cute

>>77066859
>there are niggas that think we're getting a Pippa stream tonight
lol
>>77067269
It has to be on purpose at this point. Like if she gets a 2.0 a-la-Irys then she's admitting this rhombus bullshit looked like shit the whole time, which is true. The only outfit that looks good is the original

>>77067269
it's called soul

>>77066901
I've already cucked /lig/ & /choc/ dont worry

>>77067308
I'm at Offkai, gonna go molest that girl. If it is Pippa I might send a photo after raping her on the spot.

>>77067409
Imagine the rape potential

>>77067371
>right one is a dude
ayeeeeee

>>77065229
Would still fuck the living hell out of her

>got jealous about other people going
>Said she planning to stream as normal
>she totally went bro

>>77066901
Where's the post claiming that, anonchama?

>>77067144
>>77067304
she's just like kirshe...?

>>77067418
She wouldent even tell chat about some side character she likes that she has merch of in case someone saw someone with merch of them. She's dumb about a lot of things, but her paranoia about being ID'ed in public is strong.

>>77067308
>>77067418
The slippas have been out for months.

Any of you guys also kinda depressed thinking of how many chuubas are getting laid at offkai right now?

Can you guys not talk about raping women for one thread? It’s really not funny

>>77067545
worked

>>77066832
WOMAN

>>77067642
>It’s really not funny
nobody is laughing dipshit

>>77067637
>>77066901
Please jerk off before posting.

>>77067642
Funny?

>>77067453
Still mad Pippa never followed up on the jong collab pt 2 with Henya.
>>77067472
>there are niggas that think we're getting a Pippa stream tonight
Let me guess, you're one of the tards that says she's gonna cancel everytime Jim streams too?

>>77067144
Covering her hands. Bodyguard present. Might be.

>>77067637
No? Casual sex is harmful to the soul and causes long term damage to the psyche. The ones that fuck around will eventually find out.

Did you guys see the final moments of Yuko's graduation stream?

Lumi is showing off her pokeymans

>>77067642
It's not supposed to be funny. I'm gonna rape Pippa.

>>77067516
Needs anatomy lessons.

>>77067637
>Right now
Only the one-views will be giving it up this early into the convention

>>77067637
My oshi doesn't have casual sex so I'm good

>>77067545
I agree, but
>Said she planning to stream as normal
>No showed yesterday, and is currently MAI, like she was the last time she fucked off to do something without explaining
I can see why people think so, and I could see her playing up her jealousy.

>>77067760
Every time i think i might be jelous of people hooking up in vtuber circles, i remember that my tinder years were literally some of the most miserable and lowest points of my life

>>77067878
Handjibbers are a sexual act.

>>77067772
jews actually allow this shit? shes digging herself in a deeper hole...

>>77067637
>tfw my 2view probably is
it hurts bros...

>>77065945
Are you watching her now?

>>77067760
God i hope i find out

>>77067712
BROTHER

>>77067878
Doesn't she literally give handjobs for weed?
She's probably either jerking someone in the bathroom right now or already did and is smoking up in her hotel room listening to indie music.

>>77067733
No, but I guess I don't have to guess you're one of the tards who doesn't understand the concept of compounding factors

>>77067945
I'm gonna pump her extra hard just for you bro.

>>77067925
Anon...

Day one merch haul.
I'm going back in tomorrow after I do some budgeting.
Need to find someone I can trade this Uruka card with too

How funny would it be if a guy with HIV went around fucking everyones' oshis?

>>77067601
Slenderwoman, my beloved...

>>77067772
Good riddance whore

>>77067772
She's gonna go right back into coomer content huh? Lmao.

>>77067637
>tfw no rican 2view Nyana gf to tell me "nice cock bro" in a stuffy west-coast hotel room.

>>77067984
>>77067918
Stinky bozos!

>>77066179
Would you?

>>77067712

>>77067637
I'm gonna say only the ones who brought their boyfriends and Dizzy cuz she's desperate have a chance of getting laid this weekend.

>>77068030
Nice work. Enjoy it.

>>77068046
HIV is difficult to transfer from vaginal sex. Most of the time it's from anal or sharing needles.

>>77068030
That Saya chibi is actually super cute
I also really like the fishman muscle merch

>>77067962
yes

I love Erina!

>>77068112
That's why I'm here

>>77067712
>>77067980
>>77068137

I love [insert phase connect vtuber here]

>>77066678
The fuck is wrong with wearing Balenciaga?

>>77068103
Latching onto that tongue with my mouth and not letting go!

>>77068137

>>77068326
Paying for Balenciaga.

>>77066554
>>77068326
it's overpriced and stupid

>>77067144
>>77067748

Hmmm, my medallion is humming.

Malnourished skin...
Fridge frame.
Elongated hands and arms.
...Reeks of stale soda.

It's a Pipkin, gotta be.

>>77068143
I want to have awful drunk sex with dizzy and then regret it in the morning

STOP HAVING SEX
PLEASE
JUST ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES AND MERCH PLEASE!

>>77068345
Lisa is so cute

another year where Offkai is a volunteer-run shitshow

Some rando just hinted an invitation for an orgy but I declined cause I don't really trust it. Man

>>77068211
honestly the best part is that almost everything is double sided

>>77068155
>HIV is difficult to transfer from vaginal sex.
I wish, but in reality it first really started spreading when a guy that was positive fucked a flight stewardess who gave it up to anyone, and she spread it to others.

>>77067468

>>77065715
lmao newfag

>>77067760
Yeah it reduces the hormonal release required for love and pair bonding, the more you do it, the less capable you are of connecting with others in a human level. But not doing it is also fucked up

>>77066901
It's true, I fucked a ligger

Jesus, 3 hour delay

>>77068074
qrd

>>77068461
*sex you*

>>77068549
No it didn't. It started with fags. That's why it was called GRIDS for years.

>>77068030
Very nice anon, good polaroid too

>>77067637
Bro it's Friday, most the wild shit will happen tomorrow night. Tonight Runie and myself are just cuddling and watching a movie, I wanna make sure she isn't just using me for sex

>>77068549
it was a gay steward
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ga%C3%ABtan_Dugas

consider?

>>77068502
I got invited to a fag orgy once but I had to decline since unfortunately I am not homosexual

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>77068030
>>77068509
very based

>>77068683
>mom and dad advice
>18+ lewdtubers
What kind of retard actually sits in on this?
>>77068496
And absolutely no one was surprised.

>>77068445
kek

>>77068509
Very cool!
I am quite jealous. Guess I'll have to search ebay for these in a week or two.

>>77068326
Nothing minimoo.
Just keep your external drives hidden well.

>>77068155
Actually it's extremely easy, it's just nowadays there are drugs to suppress it which really drops the chances
https://www.aidsmap.com/about-hiv/vaginal-sex-and-risk-hiv-transmission
If it didn't transfer then there wouldn't be so many women in Africa purely who got it because of the superstition that if you rape someone that doesn't have it, it'll cure you of it.

>>77068683
I'd be pissed if I attended conventions.

>>77067748
>Bodyguard
Ok buddy.

>>77068580

>>77068683
>Group lifting
I wonder what happens if someone snaps their shit up

>>77068461
STOP BEING SOBER
PLEASE
JUST ENJOY THE ALCOHOL AND GET WASTED PLEASE!

>>77068502
Orgies are awkward and kinda gay. Especially if you're an incel.
You made the right call anon.

>>77067637
No, I'm just thinking about how Pippa talks about wanting to be in control of when things go wrong, and how right before offkai she self inflicted some random thing into a whole mess and has been nearly nowhere to be seen since.

>>77068861
>man named gay-tan dug-ass
You believe this shit?

>>77068884
sex

>>77066856
Surprisingly you're not the first person to draw this comparison

>>77067637
I'd be happy enough to just cuddle a girl. Penetrative sex would be too stressful, but I would literally do everything else.

>>77068693
NO. TAKE A LEAK ON THE APPROPRIATE THREAD.

>>77068916
Violent rape is much more likely to cause tears which vastly increases transmission potential. Normal sex with an arroused and wet female has a very low chance of transmission.

>>77068100
God Nyana's model is pure sex

>>77068883
>I am not homosexual
I don't believe you.

>>77068884
Consider? I'm convinced.

>>77067913
>anon made it

>>77069016
i remember there was one convention where a fat chick jumped and snapped her tendon or something

>>77069111
Same... I'd be too anxious.

>>77068502
It's going to be all guys anyway

>>77066832
I've had more stubborn femanons than you, editbug. Come on. Lighten up. Give it a chance.

>>77067772
Is that really her?

>>77068326
Balenciaga got caught up in a pedo thing like a year ago

>>77068906
I really wish I knew. Fefe isn't even really a lewdtuber she's just pretending to be a whore and vexo has actually convinced her husband, who stuck with her through her cancer treatments, to have an open relationship. Hardly ideal people for these panels

>watch offkai photos
>no twinks
Where are the likers?

>>77068453
Not kissing her when you're waking up and asking if she wants to either sleep in or get breakfast together while she starts panicking over what she did.

>>77069190
Fan of Clara.
Said he declined invite.

You sound gay.

>>77069316
yes

>>77068983

>>77069341
we decided to hold a meetup at the hotel :3

>>77069341
they're a product of this thread's imagination

>>77069341
Working up a sweat in the hotel rooms.

>>77069041
>Pippa retweeted right after this was posted
Hi Pippa, walk back the reddit thing and post a waiting room dork.

>>77068683
>go to con
>decide to go see some fat ugly slav tell me how to show toys up her pussy and do swinger parties

>>77068307
I mean IRL would you

>>77067637
That's why I hate con season

>>77069433
>show toys up her pussy
What the fuck girls can see with their pussies?

>>77069341
The Likers are busy getting acquainted with some heavily melanated folk.

>>77069300
The only thing you'll be getting from me is a bullet to the brain

>>77069453
You're starting to glow my guy.

>>77068030
The bags are unironically the best thing Sakana has ever wasted money on marketing wise.
for anyone who doesn't know when you sign in and get your badge, everyone also gets to pick a huge carrying bag that has a phase generation on it. So every single person in the con is carrying a big ass bag with Phase girls on it like 5000 tiny mobile billboards.

>>77069433

>>77069433
Grim

>>77069334
>vexo has actually convinced her husband, who stuck with her through her cancer treatments, to have an open relationship
Jesus fucking christ. What a disgusting piece of human waste.

Kirsche made it into Offkai.

>>77069508
Ahahahahaha
You can't make this shit up

>>77068326
N-nani?!

>>77069508
G R I M

>>77069512
Playing hard to get huh?

>>77069549
Anon EImi probably looks like that

>>77068401
>>77068425
I agree but how does it have anything to do with pedophilia?

>>77069360

>>77069508
At least someone here is getting laid

>>77068326
Wearing designer brands is cringe

>>77069508
likers are never gonna beat this alligation

>>77069530
Sometimes the guy has a flash of brilliance. He just needs needs, like.
Pay for market research. It's often a meme but *proper* research (not just ''''''Consulting''''''' BS) is S T R O N G

>>77069433

>>77069508
Likers...

>>77068861
>literally the article you linked says he wasn't patient zero, it was already in Cali when he started all his buttsex
Why would you self-own like that?

>>77069606
I'm not playin a damn thing

>>77069689
>>77069433
she has a husband and a child btw

>>77069689
I hate fake compliments from women so much

>>77069508
>>77069689
Yeah. I'm glad I skipped Offkai after all.

>>77069676
>t.marketing major

>all the corpos and girls go all out to make a great weekend
>The con and brave fuck everything up
Actually disgusting

>>77069153
>Normal sex with an arroused and wet female has a very low chance of transmission.
So would you take the chance?

>>77069508
>Likers are coal burners
This will forever be funny.

>>77068914
I don't pay attention to fasion, so I had no idea they market like that. Fucking weird...

>>77069508
Made in Abyss is actually inspired on this event

no dizzy?

Can you guys stop posting that whore?

>>77069809
>The con and brave
???

>>77069689
>is also married
>this is not her husband
Grim dark

>>77069839
Yeah that’s kinda hot

>>77069508

>>77066468
One of the key ingredients of a margarita

>>77069859

>>77069762
You're not helping this by being cute.

>>77069867
Damn Pippa, I thought Yuko was your friend.

>>77069839
I don't fuck whores.

>>77069508
I will never let Likers live this down.

>>77069780
twitch was a mistake

what a shitshow

>>77069575
https://twitter.com/NANOBITES_/status/1796699990871708055

>>77069433
Slavic women have only two phenotypes and she got the bad one.

>>77069508
Likers, how are you ever going to recover from this?

>>77069932
I will kill you.

>>77069839
It's better to fuck and die on the spot than be an incel. There's nothing positive about your pussy free life.

>>77069891
Offkai is having major tech issues and delays.
Brave made their concert in person only, didn't tell anyone until after it started, they had a ppv service which they never even told offkai about or linked which isn't even available for another week

>>77069807
Marketing majors don't commonly do marketing research -- They chow through what actual researchers do and come to the entirely wrong conclusions then shit out some random piece of nonsense. You don't want hippy dippy dudes in manbuns you want boring admin types with spreadsheets who can give you a list of topics the average vtuber viewer does(n't) want to hear about or a general estimation of willingness to pay for something.

>>77070006
>I was given the duty
Fuck off with that.

>>77070038
MAN THE HARPPOOOOONNNNNNSSSSS
ALL HANDS ON DECK

>>77070003
rule number 1

never date fat american women or ukrainian women

>>77069508
Likers...not like this...

>>77070038
>Went anyway
Well, good to know it was her making an ass out of herself for show.

>>77069319
Most fasion brands are probably involved

>>77070128
like what the fuck, you're having a con attendee do that?

>>77070057
Literally no.