/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

2024 to date
Solo streams: 56
Collabs: 60
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 9

>>77066042
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

My wife's such a cute cat early in the morning

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

THE GAME OF SISYPHUS

Nyarissa

>>77066348
kek

My phone ran out of battery the first time i tried pokemon sleep
i underestimated the power drain

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft after organizing her cats (euphemism for sex)

>Do you want a medal?
SHE IS SASSY TODAY.

She passive aggressive towards greys again kek

I'll take her slaying greys any day
Just don't do it to your mems please...

Rissa has become such a threat gura felt the need to overlap her

>>77066819
not just any grey, a #shorts grey

>>77066936
She's being shilled by hololive official twitter so it's a shill stream

>chat isn’t one person
No…

>>77067306
(You) are (me)

hmmm that's not a bad idea

so why is management killing her channel telling her to spam these shorts streams? or is she actually addicted to subs going up

>>77067841
Watch streams, she literally explained her reasoning

>>77067841
deeply goncerned :DDD thank you jailbirdo

>>77067841
She's doing it by choice. She doesn't care if her stream quality is poor, she just wants subs. The least viewed member of Holo EN for the month of May. She got those subs though, only 300k more to go.

Is it even a stream at this point? She's playing the game almost silently and occasionally talking to herself...

MY WIFE IS SICK

>>77068279
First Rissa gaming stream?

>>77068339
I've been voding and skipping to the zatsu part recently so I forgor...

>>77068064
>The least viewed member of Holo EN for the month of May.
What's Shiori got to do with this conversation about my wife?

>>77068415
It's literally Nerissa for the month of May

>>77068415
>>77068462
You two should kys, would be romantic

>>77068279
You haven't learned how to 4x through these parts of streams? Ngmi

My wife is such a woman

>>77068515
Nigga if I knew how to time travel I'd have groomed baby Rissa already

Mom Rissa alone

>>77068659
Check back every 30-60 mins catch and catch up in 7-15 mins

>>77068895
FOMO too hard. Can't be awake and not watch da Rissa

>>77068462
It's just the low number of streams. Two unarchived karaokes and two trips.

>>77069026
Then I wish you the best Jailbird. I fear you'll burn out hard with these types of streams, but to each their own

>>77068064
We had foreseen this coming months ago. She’ll soon be below Shiori and will eventually fall below Mori and Bae as well. Likely will settle somewhere around ID numbers.

He's talking to himself again

>>77068462
why are you lying

>>77069284
Every vertical stream she does that's not a karaoke is already around ID tier numbers.

Calm down, doomposters. May was an outlier. She's doing great in subs, CCV, and SCs, and her recent zatsus have been kino.

Cool I was getting hungry

Food delivery reps

She's gonna take a shit huehuehue

>>77069781
Literally only subs. May is not an outlier, she's consistently bottom 4 in Holo EN and barely much higher than Kiara Bae and Shiori. Shorts streams and terrible game choices have firmly cemented her place.

Sorry guys, will be done with the quickie soo-AAAH!!

lmfao she actually took a shit

I just realized that with all of advent combined, it comes out to a little over 2.5 mil subs.

the baby fever rages on

Yes Rissa, become a cat woman and abandon male interactions forever

>>77070595
yep

>>77070987
Jewelbird joint milestone celebration

that nothing? all me

Hey. /ope/ only allows for 1 resident numberschizo. One has to de-numberschizo

>>77070804
Did you just say "become"?

That one Jailbird was pretty slick. Better than the "Aradia is my oshi" bums in chat.

>>77072533
I will /become/ Rissa

I only know bbno$ from the song with Charlie...

Remember my advice. Don't give up on Nerissa. Stay strong.

>>77072636

bozo?

RIP Bozo

Greyfag bozo

bozo!

>>77072636
I've startes the production of a Yukibird

>>77073466 (me)
Also when making the Korobird, Sapbird, Perobird, Pebblebird, Novelbird and now the Yukibird i realized something. Jailbirds mighy genuinely be the fattest fucks out of all

>>77073586
I’m a FAT FUCK and I’m proud

>>77073586
Nerissa's breastmilk is just that good

>>77073586
Feathers

>>77069781
She's had a few kino zatsu and a lot of mediocre ones.

Doomposters not welcome!

I'm tired…

> playing stupid cat puzzles again

sigh.... her streams are only decent when she's doing karaoke.

I love when she's having a mental breakdown

>>77070987
Wow, Rissa's channel growth for the last month is pretty big!

sex

kek these grays

>>77075153
with

women

Heard "too deep" for a moment and got a chub

Damn we almost got one tangent. So close.

Every time she hums that tune, I keep thinking she’s humming the beginning part of the MASH theme

>"I went to a cat cafe"
>proceeds to say nothing about it
Sigh

>>77076001
Ask her about it.

fuck this, time to go watch porn.

>>77076097
Can't
Her brain is all cat now

How do we get her to tangent more during games.

>>77076369
She can't, she lacks the ability.

>>77076369
she literally doesn't have the mental capacity for it. Like she's actually too dumb

It's weird because I've heard her panic about dead air before and I didn't really used to mind but it feels like a lot of her streams are just dead air these days.

>>77076001
Dang. And I thought Shiori didn't have much to say about their cat cafe thing.

>>77076206(me)
midwestern porn is so fucking disgusting, time to change that with Rissa

She's padding out these last levels until she ticks again
Poster child of what catholic guilt and self flagellation does to somebody

>dicksword

I missed a few minutes. Did Gura raid her?

not the d word

discord?

Discord? Is she fucking her discord mods?

sweaty rissa ah ah ah

Well maybe if you tangented, chat would have other things to say rather than backseating.

if only I was rich, I'd be super chatting her to zatsu every minute

Oh it's a classic Rissa stream

She's at least in a good mood, but the half-ass nature of these streams really put a downer on any potential fun to be had

imagine the smell

Nerissa’s horn actually gives its bearer the ability to go on endless tangents. This is why shiori stole it.

>>77077874
the only purpose today was to get to 700k

My dad's a chemistry teacher and yeah....

Male autist versus female autist

Hi

It feels like yesterday my dad was yelling at me while teaching me long division instead of the weird other way they did it. And now I’m an engineering student. Good times

>>77077360
gura and nerissa had some nice chemistry for the two things they said to each other, a full collab sometime would be great

>>77077874
Wouldn't say she's half-assing this stream, but like others have said playing the game takes up all her cognitive capability

Malding

>>77078118
Nerissa is the kind of person to unironically enjoy baby sensory videos

sassy rissa my beloved

FUCKING KEK

Don't worry Rissa, most people don't.

See this is a playful sassy vs rage game sassy where she's actually mad.

>grey: dont play puzzles on stream
>Rissa: dont fucking watch then
RISSA IS SL BASED

raging at chat is such good content. unironically my favorite streams

Not to namefag, but is she actually starting to refer to people by name now? Seems she's done it a few times already this week

This is fun it's like when Biboo let chat play Buckshot Roulette

>>77078437
Only when she is angry at that person or if someone sends a supa

>>77078437
I've only seen it for serial superchatters like vfaction

Proud Ichimi, she should cuss like the sailor Paparissa raised her to be!

>>77078356
Yeah this is more enjoyable than when she was raging at stupid games like the boulder one.

She should be mindful of what she says sometimes.

She did it!

>>77078561
no. mind empty rissa only

old reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>>77078639
Oldfag Rissa my beloved

Let her cook

>>77078639
Appreciate the references that chuubas within 1-2years my age make

>if I could bend him
GIWTWM

her humminf is so nice

>>77078406
It's literally how Pekora made it big.

New watcher. Does she read all SCs no matter the color?

>>77079109
Not all

>>77079109
Probably yellow and up

I mean this rage is better than her actually getting mad but I really do prefer comfy zatsu streams where she's affectionate.

>>77079109
Yeah she's not the end of stream or dedicated SC reading type just reads them twitch style like Shiori

She's literally retarded and I love her

Timed too perfectly, last level close to ticking again idk

SHE DID IT

She did all of it

Nice, she did it

I’m proud of my wife

You guys looking forward to Dogs Organized Neatly

I love my airhead wife

Her eyes were literally glued to the counter

FUCK PICKLES

>>77079887
Thoughts

>>77079997
beebs yes reese eh

>>77079109
She misses them from time to time, maybe even straight up ignores some. Ask me how I know...

>>77079997
I like em

No more organizing cats unless we want to

Tomorrow vocal resting? raise your bets

I fucking hope she'll zatsu or sing till 700k

She's doing it!

Ririka discord sex

RIRIRISSA DATE

Shame we won't ever hear the story of Rissa and Ririka's outing when it happens

SHE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HER DATE AND THEN SOME FAGGOT SPOKE ABOUT THE BGM AND SHE FORGOT. I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE DOES IT ON PURPOSE

sandvich time

>>77080443
Skill issue on her part if one single comment makes her unable to be a streamer.

Annnnd we're back

>>77080364
We will from Ririka

>>77080443
It was me

>>77080492
You never left

Does she ever talk about anything but food? You'd think she's a giga landwhale except she isn't

>>77080632
Bro, some of us just love food.

>>77080632
i love fatrissa fatrissa my beloved. pick me up and throw me then sit on me until I smother

Every time I click the send supa button my browser crashes, God is sending a message

>>77080632
She'll get there.

If she keeps eating this much when she goes home she'll fly past 200lbs like nothing

>>77080880
If you have Adblock on, YouTube fucks with you on an endless load screen. The work around I found is to send on mobile

...this might be a long road to 700k jailbros...

>>77080632
I have an architecture fetish, so just let me have this alright?
Don't see me bitching at you with your feet and pits

You are a fucking weirdo Storm King.

https://x.com/der53768134/status/1796364636704670191

i'm not gonna judge his shrine
we're all kind of weird anyways

>>77081135
>https://x.com/der53768134/status/1796364636704670191
>Printing out other people's art and taping it to the wall.
This isn't even a fucking shrine get the fuck out of here you poorfag.

crunchy

She's gonna become a landwhale...

>I love food
Goddamn architects are so fucking lucky right now

https://x.com/gainoob/status/1700487215024115775
found the centerpiece

>>77081364
She's eating a cucumber. There is no calories in that bitch

>>77081364
It's cucumber. Shit barely has calories

>>77081364
From cucumbers? Anon…

>>77081364
You need to eat the cucumber after you use it otherwise it goes bad

>>77081404
thanks jailbro i've been looking for it for a while

>>77081407
>>77081410
>>77081420
Jailbros...

>No food? 3/10 lets get out of here

>still somehow manages to make it about food

Thanks to the chatter that got her to talk

This is such a non issue. White women have no idea how good they have it.

>>77081702
I dunno man, it would be a bummer if i went to a cat cafe to see cats and all cats were asleep

>>77081479
hot

>shit ton of meat
>protein drink
Rissa gym bro arc when

It's amazing that she only just realized how bad her eating habits have been

>>77081952
We just have to convince her that she can thicken her thighs and fatten that ass through some good ol fashioned weightlifting

>>77081668
I tried, chat pulled her back to food again though

>Eating
>Organizing cats with little zatsu
Riveting. Thanks Nerissa Ravencroft!

OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SHRINE FAGGOT.

>Eye lasered
>Hairs lasered
I will laser her womb

>>77082092
You did good guy

This has to be part of the reason she gets headaches reading

jailbros why is her describing her pain kinda hot

>>77082092
It's okay Pharaobird. You tried!

astigmatism is literally incurable

>>77082786
wait, are you serious nigger?

>>77082486
Its the dyslexia where she tries to read for long periods.

>>77082905
Yes. Lasik still can't get even close to half curing it and Rissa's a classic case of that

Don't get Lasik guys I worked at an ophthalmologist that shit ain't worth

Is she a fat fuck? Also why are all Holos have some sort of health condition?

>>77082486
I have astigmatism, I wear glasses 24/7, and I can read through a Trails game for 12 hours just fine

>>77083085
What are you talking about? There are treatments including surgery, depends on the case, but there are ways to correct the curvature of the lens

>>77083184
Almost, during a walking stream estimated she's 5'10" 190lbs

>>77083184
>he doesnt know that Hololive is Yagoo's house for broken kids

jailbros, if you're thinking of getting Lasik, consider SMILE instead

Megane Rissa?

>>77083352
I’ve had enough surgeries for probably a couple decades, I’ll deal with the glasses

glasses "for style" are so cringe

Is this a US only problem? Glasses are dirt cheap here

...I should really go to the optometrist...I haven't been in 6 years....

>>77083573
She's being stingy combined with her desire to spend too much money on junk

Shut up you fucking SEAniggers nobody wants to speak your shitty garbage langauge.

>>77083549
You are cringe

>>77083573
If you order them from the eye doctor they're expensive, especially if you have difficult prescription. Otherwise, no, they're affordable if you order online or go to a different retailer

>>77083549
>his head is too big for him to wear glasses for style

Remember to do your reps, Jailbirds

>>77083085
>>77083230
which one is it? i've astigmatism and I'm clenching my cheeks rn

>>77083912
Keep your glasses on jailbro

>>77083884
Hi
I do that through watching Watame. It works pretty well since she speaks slowly has translators in chat and also regularly repeats herself in shitty eigo.

>>77083820
I used to have -14 myopia. The lenses alone cost $600 before any frames but they turn into sunglasses when exposed to the sun.

>>77083912
Depends on your specific case. If it's bad enough that glasses/contacts can't correct the curvature then surgery can be done. If your glasses work, then you're golden

>>77083160
seriously?

Now this is good zatsu.

>>77084578
You could see starbursts at night and shit is really annoying. Especially if you drive.

>>77084151
Yeah, if you have anything abnormal/difficult to produce, lenses can get expensive. Mine are like -3.75, which is relatively common and easy to make so my glasses that I order online are ~$40 USD

>>77084578
Like 90% of cases you have to come in constantly to fix issues that arise unless glasses are actively ruining your life I would not recommend it.

>>77084704
what about lasek, did you guys have that at your place?

60 more till 700k!

>>77084578
It's an especially bad idea before ~30 because your eyes still grow and change, at least that's what my eye doc said and my personal experience (prescription stopped changing at 28 for me)

Gomen I'm in the MLB stream she got Lasik in both eyes?

What a roundabout way to find she went to an arcade

>>77084870
Think that applies to any eye surgery. I had intraocular lenses as the corneas are too thin for lasik/lasek

t. >>77084151

I WAS HERE

MARK THE DATE LADS

LET'S GOOO

I LOVE MY NUMBERFAG WIFE

If she wasn't a retard she would have done a karaoke and had triple the viewers at least and got flooded in SCs.

gz

hopefully she'll end stream soon now so I can shower

Damn she never tries to catch my supas

>>77085334
I want to sleep too

good stuff risser
alright gotta take a shit i can't hold it in any longer

>>77085062
ok, well I have 2.00 (but they say it as 200) in my left and right eye and I just got glasses like last month.

>>77085444
At this point I'd say keep wearing glasses

>Uwu magic
>no
Based

nerissa really should get an editor like shiori has to chop up stream moments into shorts. would help her growth a lot I think. Like her raging at the game today could be like 3 shorts and then she could probably get at least two just from the zatsu

>>77085334
I can smell you from /here/ you stinky jailbird

numbergod oshi

>>77085541
yea, having the parts of glasses' frame always in my peripheral vision is a little annoying, but I get to see things on my monitor and from far away clearly again plus I don't have to lean my body close to the monitor anymore and can lean back or sit normally again, plus they gave me the option where the lenses have this special coating or something that protects against blue light.

How did we get here again?

>>77086082
she said the number 7

Fucking hell her singing that song brings back some fucking memories, damn

This is the reason she can't sleep now btw, hardwired her brain

EU mentioned!

She loves me!!!

>>77086265
you called it

SHE LOVES ME

>>77086265
Missed the last five minutes what is she on

>>77086657
Mystic messenger rant. A character used to text her at 3 am and wake her up

I’m trying to learn Japanese, Rissa. No way in hell I’m starting fucking Korean

Kanade is pretty cool but I don't like korean girls sorry

this is one of the longest streams we've had in a while. We're eating well tonight Jailbirds.

>>77087839
and some faggot had to bring it into attention in chat

>>77087839
In a while? Last cat organizing stream was also 4 hours. The sisyphus after zatsu was longer too.

No thanks

STRESM TOMORROW ANNOUNCED. SHE JUST FORGOT TO MAKE A SCHEDUAL

Stream tomorrow, naisuu

Rate the stream, Jailbirds

>>77088030
yeah, wasn't me, which is why I mentioned it /here/, they just had to ruin a good thing. She was totally in a good mood and completely ignorant of how long it'd been.

>>77088381
7/10, not horrible.

>>77088381
Not good/10. I liked that she was in a good mood and streaming, but dogshit game, lazy listless zatsu that was rambling and uninteresting. Wouldn't recommend unless you're a Rissa completionist

>>77088381
0/10 gameplay section
6/10 zatsu, dragged down by lusting after anime dudes for 20 minutes

>>77088938
At least she won't be organizing cats again
unless there's a DLC or something

>>77088381
The zatsu part was 10/10 and the gameplay was carried by the good rage. Overall great stream, highly recommended

>>77089039
Yeah I'm almost hoping for a farm sim arc if she wants to do these lackadaisical streams where she just rambles. Something to make it more entertaining if she wants to relax her voice or whatevs

>>77089349
She already has dozens of hours in Stardew Valley and she really doesn't ramble. She pretty much only talks about what she's doing in game.

>>77089482
I don't know we've gotten some good tangents out of Stardew. Better than any we've been able to get out of these kusoge.

>>77089655
The only tangent I can even remember is the bullying story. It's pretty telling that theres so few memorable moments in 44 hours of stream time. You could take one 2 hour zatsu stream from her and find more actual topics than all 44 hours of Stardew combined.

>>77089349
I recon something like pokemon would be better. She really loves pokemon, not Shion levels but still very much

Baker-dono will you be awake for the next bread? It's almost 8 am and I'm aboutta pass out

>>77090084
The problem is, Pokemon perms are fucking AUTISTIC. The last time they had Pokemon perms they only had it for a month and they still had to ask in advance each time.

>>77090084
I still have ptsd from her awful Palworld streams so I'm not sure if I'd want Pokemon...

>>77091005
Palworld and pokemon are very different. No hidden map. No base building. No animal slave labor. No constant food or resource gathering

I'm hoping for hearties today~~

>>77091455 (me)
+ she already knows pokemon, rather than being completely new to palworld

Rissa's armpits, warm and sweaty

>>77091471
I feel like hearties have pretty much vanished since Japan. I understand she's busy though.

>>77091471
Sorry jailbro I commented to congratulate her on the 700k
Which means nobody gets hearties sadly

>>77091660
True, they've. But I'm still hoping since it's a milestone and so

Everytime she mentions korean or final fantasy I get cucked by her ex.

Dox fags and being cucks, who would have guessed

>>77091471
She is taking a shower and prepping for her dinner date with Ririka. preferably meat, no fish. Please understand.

>>77092059
That meat? mine!

>>77088381
she should not have gotten her eye lasered
now it's ruined forever

Baker-sama, did you hydrate properly?

>>77094843
Hope they did, I'm standing by just in case

Also thank you baker-dono for always keeping the rentry updated even when you're busy to bake, you're seriously the best

>>77095182
I noticed that when I went to bake for the first time the other day. Thanks for your hard work, baker-san

Preparing new bread
Catalog is slow though so it will be in a while, If I don't post at 10 (5) then Nerissa broke my pelvis and you can bake instead

New bake, fresh and ready. Thank you baker-dono for being the very best <3
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>>77095892
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