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Online part just started, come watch the insanity
https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>> No.77045670

>>77045619
>twitch

>> No.77045673

>>77045619
I'm fucking some indie vtuber right now in her hotel room

>> No.77045746

>>77045673
share the details brother
>>77045670
blame offkai they only set the stream there
only stream with offkai in the title on yt right now is Nyaru

>> No.77045914
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77045914

kaela and mumei cosplays
who did it best

>> No.77045953

>>77045619
oh shit what did I miss?

>> No.77045992

what the fuck do people do at cons

>> No.77046003

>>77045953
ads

>> No.77046066

>>77045953
Just Koe introducing the event so far
>>77045992
that's what I want to know, hoping they go around the con with cameras and shit

>> No.77046067

When is Jeff McBiceps coming on?

>> No.77046073

>>77045992
incels buy merch and meet pngs, chads fuck cosplayers

>> No.77046086

>>77045992
If you're somewhat attractive you can have sex with autistic nerd women

>> No.77046102

>>77045992
Attend panels, view showcase floors, and browse the artist alley usually. At least that's what I used to do when I went a few times.

>> No.77046144

>>77046067
idk but I saw Macho man in one of the cards

>> No.77046202

>>77045992
buy shit, see industry people, get shit signed, concerts, panels, talks, give-aways, random robots with meet&greet ipads running around, getting drunk after the con, trying to score with a cosplayer or 2view, failing and throwing up all over the hotel bathroom, repeat for another day

>> No.77046283

>>77046202
Sounds fun. If everything works for me, I'll go the next year!

>> No.77046307

>>77046086
those aren't real retard

>> No.77046374
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77046374

>>77045992
FIVE GUYS

>> No.77046441

>>77046307
seethe incel

>> No.77046475

>>77045619
Tell me when Flork's on

>> No.77046512

>>77045914
so many trannies and browns...

>> No.77046580

>>77045992
say gex

>> No.77046585
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77046585

Minto my beloved why you gotta be in all these events I can't be in

>> No.77046621
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>>77046441
seethe?

>> No.77046640

>>77045619
Why is Koe in his casual clothes? Where's the Kiara cosplay?

>> No.77046736

https://www.offkaiexpo.com/
>all the company and group logos
>then there's Synchronisity
>>77046640
he said he'll be in cosplay later

>> No.77046792

>>77046307
yeah for you

>> No.77046816

>>77045619
all I see are ads and more ads, pretty insane indeed

>> No.77046821

>>77046736
I do like the logo though, it looks very chuuni. Do we know who did the logo for her?

>> No.77046877

SAD GIRL COFFEE AD

>> No.77046884

>>77046585
So is here where she finally ''surprises'' us with her joining Vshojo?

>> No.77046932

>>77046086
how? do you just randomly talk to girls?

>> No.77046971
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>>77046512
here's one behind the avatar >>77046374
here's another one

>> No.77046981

>>77045673
same lol shits so cash

>> No.77047064

>>77046884
that'd ruin the weekend for me for sure
>>77046816
it's like this with most event streams while they set up the next panel

>> No.77047070

>>77046932
you need to be in the inner circle and get invited to afterparties

>> No.77047120

>>77045673
...and then everyone clapped and you woke up.

>> No.77047177

>>77045670
The objectively superior streaming platform, yes.

>> No.77047180

>>77045619
Kronii face reveal!?

>> No.77047273

>>77047070
it was over before it started, game was rigged from the beginning

>> No.77047277
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Nexas panel is beyond sad
they also made this poster before 4 of them dropped out

>> No.77047391

is the offkai channel only ads?

>> No.77047455

>>77047177
Name the superior parts

>> No.77047526

Do the chuubas themselves walk around at these cons? If so, what did they do usually? Do you think some merch sellers find out?

>> No.77047596
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>>77047455
More ads.

>> No.77047604

>>77047455
video quality, chat latency, chatter quality

>> No.77047655

Am I the only one that doesnt give a fuck about mint

>> No.77047678

>>77047604
>chatter quality
Both are shit

>> No.77047710 [DELETED] 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GO7arw1aAAA5wd0?format=jpg&name=orig
dios mio...

>> No.77047731

>>77047277
They couldn't find time to iron the thing?

>> No.77047748

>>77047526
it's all vtubers (1view), even the sellers

>> No.77047751

>>77047604
>video quality
No
>chat latency
Who cares if it's bot spam
>chatter quality
Retard

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https://x.com/maullarmaullar/status/1796613751128682923
dios mio...

>> No.77047831

>>77045992
>fuck

>> No.77047846

>>77047120
Cheeks were clapped yes, woke up with STIs

>> No.77047867

wow these are some unfunny clips

>> No.77047891

>>77047596
skill issue
>>77047751
>No
this is something you can measure objectively anon, there's no room for opinion.

>> No.77047896

>>77047867
funniest vtuber moments

>> No.77048028

>>77047070
no you don't. I've went to a few cosplay conventions and all you have to do is chat up girls who are dressed as witches or magical girls and it's quickly sex in the back or at the hotel sometimes

>> No.77048030

>>77047867
it's usually like this when suits get to choose clips
>>77047526
they go undercover and buy their own fanmade merch. No really

>> No.77048069

Post photos... /vt/ is disappointing.

>> No.77048108

>>77047526
Fuck their whales.

>> No.77048131

>>77045673
Don’t do it think of the penis burn!

>> No.77048203

>>77048028
fuck it can't be that easy right? you're tempting me to go to vexpo

>> No.77048283
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>>77046884
She's leaving for a 2-week trip to Japan right from Offkai, so would be a silly time to announce her joining.
Especially since it was just announced that she'll be attending VeXpo in August as an Indie

>> No.77048296

what the fuck are with all these jank ass vtuber card games all of a sudden lmao

>> No.77048320

>>77048203
nta, but cosplayers are really easy bros, just don't be weird and go talk to them. but THAT'S IT, don't bother dating their kind

>> No.77048321
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>phasebrown

>> No.77048338

>>77048203
unironically it is that easy lol idk what it is about the magic girls but they are almost always whores

>> No.77048391

>>77048321
Average Phasefag

>> No.77048407

>>77048321
Is his hand being eaten away?

>> No.77048498

>>77048321
holy fucking hell, is this guy an actual monster

>> No.77048569

>>77046884
Why join when you can have all the benefits of being part of Vshojo without actually joining it? Nothing is ever free or has no trade-offs.

>> No.77048587

>>77045619
>209 CCV
Is this the power of cons?

>> No.77048594

>>77048338
I mean, they dress as magical girls and like to show themselves to as many strangers as possible

>> No.77048709

>>77048320
>don't bother dating
May I ask why?

>> No.77048782

>>77048709
he quite clearly stated they are whores who fuck everything, implying they do not stop doing that after dating you

>> No.77048789

>>77048709
cosplayers aren't mentally stable anon... I've dated a few and can confirm this

>> No.77048830

>>77048709
>why shouldn't you date whores

>> No.77048898

>>77047891
Why not say something real like ability to use copyrightable music.

>> No.77048918
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>>77048321
which card game you playing /vt/
>one guy's print and cut project
>phasecuck's delight
>an actual yugioh clone

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"next stream is Mint & Matara's Summer Show at 2PM Pst" says a janny in chat, hope they still have something other than ads on the main channel
>>77048069
some xitters are liveposting, I'm waiting for one of those guys with a bodycam to stream the con floor

>> No.77048999

>>77048918
>GRIFT RUNNERS
lol

>> No.77049021

>>77048898
>bitrate isn't real
retard alert

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Look forward to my daughterwife's karaoke.

>> No.77049071

It's been 1 hour of looping vids. When is it going to start?

>> No.77049127

>>77049071
Look at the pinned comment

>> No.77049145

>>77048709
they are really weird, not the cute!weird, but weird!weird. dated one, met her at a con, a friend of a friend, she cosplayed that long haired girl from kakegurui. she was really alright for the first few dates, played monhun together, etc etc. but just like anon said >>77048789 she's kinda fucked in the head, 90% of the time depressed and mingle with every guy on the discord while i'm not around, i don't want the headaches so

>> No.77049184
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>>77048918
Texas Hold em, /brg/ style
https://x.com/x/status/1796610726892810588

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is vtubing just asian mutts?

>> No.77049243

>>77049127
Oh right thanks, I'm unfamiliar with twitch

>> No.77049253

>>77045619
I miss when you could find legit cute weeb girls in cons but the last 2 times I went to anime expos there was only brown orcs or mentally ill tankies.

>> No.77049327

I don't mean to be rude...but V4Mirai can't sing for shit.

>> No.77049340

>>77049237
Hey, tell glasses I said hi

>> No.77049375

>>77049237
pretty much yeah. anime culture hasn't been the domain of white obese nerds since the bush years.

>> No.77049399

>>77049184
Please tell me there are repeats in that 52 + 2 playing card deck and it's not a unique vtuber for every card

>> No.77049600

finally someone streaming the IRL part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfMB-E_xckk

>> No.77049623

>Sea of men
I'd be too afraid to go to a con

>> No.77049691

>>77049600
is that the biboo dance thing

>> No.77049734

>>77049623
There's tons of girls at cons anon.

>> No.77049754

>>77049691
No

>> No.77049799

>>77049734
to be fair most of them are trannies these days

>> No.77049823

>>77047731
there's one in the hotel room

>> No.77049843

>>77049734
Girls (Male)

>> No.77049877

>>77049734
and tons of those girls have bigger dicks than me

>> No.77049891

>>77045619
Wow there's alot more people than last year, pike 4 times as many

>> No.77049916

>>77045619
Was hoping to catch a glimpse of biboo but I guess not, apparently they only stream the main panel? Mint & Matara in about 1 hour.

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>>77049623
you can find fellow sisters at the artist alley

>> No.77049965

>>77049691
there is literally nothing on this
buy an ad

>> No.77049976

>>77048709
Just visit /cgl/ and see why.

>> No.77050085

>>77049958
>holo, vshojo, indie and stars merch
>not a niji to be seen
Sisters... we've lost the sisters...

>> No.77050108

you'd think there would be more people livestreaming offkai

>> No.77050176

>>77046374
I don't understand if that sentence was an admission of guilt or trying to defend her friend. Like yeah my mind is in the gutter, b>>77046512
ut am I wrong?

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>>77050085
Blind

>> No.77050193

>>77049965
you reply to the wrong person retard?

>> No.77050252

>>77050178
$2 for a single sticker? wtf are these prices.

>> No.77050266

>>77048709
Cosplaying is for schizo's and psychopath's

>> No.77050349

>>77049327
the brown girl is good and the witch girl too,

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>>77049691
>>77049965
it's live now
https://www.twitch.tv/bekogenning

>> No.77050413

>>77045619
There are not a lot of women attending this, you guys lied to me. This is sausage fest.

>> No.77050427

>>77050252
Nijisisters charge Niji prices

>> No.77050432

>>77050252
It's custom merch.

>> No.77050454

>>77050252
its supposed to say 2%

>> No.77050521

>>77050085
last year Holo was the most predominant (for obvious reasons) but the booths that sold Niji merch were almost exclusively Niji merch. Homos were a minority, as expected.

>> No.77050542

>>77049734
Not at this one, theres loke 2 women for every 10 men.

>> No.77050560

>>77045619
Why isn't Koe wearing his Kiara cosplay? That little shit.

>> No.77050561

>>77050413
It's still a small con. It's no AX.

>> No.77050578

>>77050413
>a lot of women are going to attend a niji-less vtuber convention
not sure why anyone would think that

>> No.77050662

>>77049958
nice tummy

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>>77050252
>>77050178
>>77049958
>sister
>literally ripping off nijizhangs
not a sister lol
wtf! another cute """sister"""
https://twitter.com/x3Dustco/status/1796608088260444606

>> No.77050697

>>77050413
>>77050578
So basically, any woman you see there is either an artist or a vtuber

>> No.77050724

>>77050561
>>77050578
Fuck you guys for fucking months i been hearing about offkai being the place to meet cute egirls, and i look at the streams and its 95% neckbeards who look worse than me. Offkai my ass, this place sucks ass.

>> No.77050735

why are you calling random girls sisters
those retards are trying to boycott the market area
talk about actual sisters when AX drops

>> No.77050746

>>77046971
>>77050176
why did you (You) me?

>> No.77050765

>>77050697
Ratio is probably 95% Men (This includes troons too)

>> No.77050782

>>77050735
every girl is a sister, even troons

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>>77048498
He's him, and he is based

>> No.77050794

>>77045619
This place sucks ass, like the kther anon daid, there are barley women here. Fuck this shit, im leaving and getting an escort.

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>>77050724
I mean you could've done your homework and surveyed the event by watching VODs from past years.

>> No.77050852
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>>77050671
Pomu/Mint has already laid claim to her

>> No.77050863

>>77045619
The Kiara concert it's in like 30 hours right?

>> No.77050870

>>77050746
Misclick probably

>> No.77050883

>>77050697
not necessarily, there are holostars there and some vtubers have a higher percentage of female fans like some of the vshojos.
>>77050735
i am a hairy bearded bald man and get called a sister every other day.

>> No.77050889

>>77048782
>>77048789
>>77048830
>>77049976
>>77050266
Fuck all of you!

>> No.77050891

>>77050697
>>77050765
What the fuck is the point of going to a con if there are no women.

>>77050798
Because you fags have been hyping this as THE place to hook up with femanons and egirls for like the past fucking year. Turns out its just fucking anime club ×100. Do you know how disappointing this is, where are the pale femanons in cute skirts. You lied.

>> No.77050921

>>77050889
tits or gtfo

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>>77049399
Idk you tell me
These cards are free btw. Grab a pack from the NEXAS booth.
https://x.com/VTuberNewsDrop/status/1796623107136061578
https://x.com/NEXAS_live/status/1796610726892810588

>> No.77050946

>>77050765
60-40, at a glance from the stream that was posted where the vtubers was walking around

>> No.77050957

>>77050724
>95% neckbeards who all look worse than me
>5% cute egirls
Do I really have to do the math for you

>> No.77050959

>>77050891
If you believed that shit you're unironically retarded lmao

>> No.77050984

>>77050891
Dude, just have sex with a man.

>> No.77050994

>>77050724
The catalog retards believed the rrats about every vtuber having sex at cons and flooded in for autistic pussy, offkai is dead

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here's your con girl bros, groom away

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>>77050889
quiet down harlot. the men are talking

>> No.77051055

>>77050994
Anime Impulse is the new place to be. Place is going to be filled with lonely nijigirls. The plan is to get a sick arm pump and show off my Sonny cosplay at the afterparty

>> No.77051077

>>77047805
Hey, give him a break, he's a good guy and he finally made lorw accurate suipiss.

>> No.77051088

>>77050889
I love femanons, they are cute. Only for the weekend tho.

>>77050959
>>77050984
This anon seems to gave taken the matter into his own hands
>>77050794
>ill just get an escort
I gets that's faster

>> No.77051103

>>77050998
that's outside tho

>> No.77051123

>>77050891
The only con that has real women are cosplay conventions

>> No.77051133

Are any Holos doing meet and greet there?

>> No.77051147

>>77050935
They actually planned to release 52 vtubers in 1 generation...

>> No.77051151

>scare all the cute sisters away with yatch shitposts
>wtf where are the girls
you did this to yourselves

>> No.77051152

>>77050935
there are 104 unique-looking cards there man. what the ever living fuck agency is that lmfao. you're gonna need 2 or 3 decks to get them all

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>>77050724
they are not cute but there are some girls, this is the line to get in

>> No.77051215

>>77051152
It's 2 decks, theres 2 of each card on that table
Each pack they give out has 1 of each card

>> No.77051227

>>77051133
Yes but no stream https://x.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1796639852487995670

>> No.77051249

>>77051196
>black
skip

>> No.77051258

>>77049055
Is this going to be streamed?

>> No.77051257

>>77050998
GURAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.77051259

>>77051196
you could tell me this is a photo of a flip convention and i would have believed you

>> No.77051261

>>77051196
>this is the line to get in
the one for the womens toilet?

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>>77051133
Yes but the tickets have been sold out for weeks

>> No.77051267

Man, I'm not Asian enough to go to these. Feelsbad

>> No.77051269

>>77048321
Is Ditzy there in person? She used to work the Phase station in past years. Not as Dizzy but her voice is easoly recognizable.

>> No.77051275

>>77051151
>those sisters
>cute
DYRBI

>> No.77051322

>>77050724
The cute girls watch male vtubers

>> No.77051328

>>77051262
Even for Kiara?

>> No.77051452

>>77051328
Yes

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>>77051322
lol
lmao
cute girls watch cute relatale girls
https://x.com/nyaruchuuu/status/1796634059151708586

>> No.77051475

>>77051262
>65$
That's really fucking cheap, cheapest around my area is like 120 dollars for 30m. Damn Yagoo, that's fucked up. And you only get 3 minutes too, you really gotta speedrun that shit, but i would pay for Kiara. Is it like full service because at only 3 minutes im assuming like hand stuff only.

>> No.77051529

>>77051475
>kek, look at me I made a sex joke

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>>77051262
>Ore
>Blacksmith
>Fire
What did they mean by this...

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Koa doing Offkai robot tour in 1.5 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/live/MavNP2-yb5w

>> No.77051624

>>77051328
Each girl, hololive included, has 1 hour of meet&greets
3 minutes per person with 60 minutes time limit, you do the math how few fucking tickets there were.
Sold out in like 0,2 seconds

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>> No.77051725

>>77051456
you're so clueless ESL chama
>>77051328
kek I see what you did there

>> No.77051762

>>77051529
>he doesn't know

>> No.77051769

>>77051713
Is that Nano on the screen?

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77051771

>>77051713
how much would she charge

>> No.77051804

>>77051624
So did the Niji guys sold out, or?

>> No.77051824

>>77045619
>months and months of "bro you gotta go tp pffkai, you can laod brooooo, you can fuck femanons broollll"
>offkai arrives, barely any women

>> No.77051842

>>77051804
There are no nijis at offkai this year

>> No.77051872

>>77051842
So technically yes

>> No.77051897

>>77051842
Oh right, that was Anime Expo.

>> No.77051905
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>>77051769
Yeah.

>> No.77051943

>>77051824
probably because they saw all these faggots trying to use offkai as a brothel

>> No.77051952

>>77051824
>femanons
male or female, 99% of anons don't go out and have fun, they seethe about the people going to conventions instead.
t. seething anon

>> No.77051989

>>77051824
what is this narrative you troons are trying to run??
links to archives next year?

>> No.77051997

>>77051943
Nah you can watch last years videos same thing.

>> No.77052016
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>jewcorp CEO makes a cutout of his ugly hooknosed face
>no Yuko even tho she's still not officially graduated

>> No.77052092

>>77052016
she's was not advertised tho
you already tried this in /jidf/

>> No.77052127

>>77051824
>go to bar and/or club
>talk with drunk girl
>have sex in bathroom
It's really that easy anon... Sometimes you might have to buy them a drink or two but that's about it

>> No.77052130

>>77052016
I hope hes fucked Rin, she seems like she needs it

>> No.77052196

>>77052127
As someone that lives in one of the biggest nightlife cities in the country (Miami) no its really not like that anon.

>> No.77052233

>>77052016
She's gonna be Coni Cumfeety by the end of this con

>> No.77052239

>>77052016
You're welcome to get cucked by the bread. She's not actually leaving the internet.

>> No.77052278
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>>77050891
The real secret is that you missed the good years. Offkai is burned for random offpako now, even the most menhera 1 view doesn't want to become the next marimari "five guys"_EN.
When Offkai was new people could go thinking "oh haha what happens happens and it won't matter" but now the vtubing scene is so saturated and gossip and drama flies everywhere and even retard autists like you show up wanting to fuck

>> No.77052285
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they're making money with honse's image, that's messed up

>> No.77052303

>>77052016
Sheeplebros get to bid for Lisa's standee again?

>> No.77052314

>>77052233
How many vtubers are actually there at the con, instead of doing livestream. For examlle i doubt Kiara is actually there in person.

>> No.77052340

>>77052196
you must look really fucked up or be extremely autistic if you can't pick someone up at the bar anon. I'm a 6 or 7 out of 10 and can reliably pick chicks up

>> No.77052386

>>77052314
>i doubt Kiara "takes any excuse for a vacation" Takanashi is actually there in person
lol

>> No.77052407

>>77052340
Not in Miami you cant. You competition for picking up girls is the guys with a Ferrari at the door or the guy a 40 feet boat within walking distance.

>> No.77052431
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>>77048321

>> No.77052472
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>going to panels
>not stalking around the halls to groom vtweeters

The government doesn't want you to know the schizophrenic women are free. You just need to rizz them up.

>> No.77052479

>>77052285
she deserved better.

>> No.77052502

>>77052407
go for uglier and fatter girls if you're that desperate

>> No.77052516

>>77052285
they already made glue with her corpse...
sensei must be stopped!

>> No.77052562

>>77052407
go to a different bar or stop going for the high tier chicks then retard fat bitches need love too

>> No.77052588
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>>77045670

>> No.77052590

>>77052278
>doomposting day 1 first hour
no running away later

>> No.77052665

>>77052407
>living in miami
>not having one or both
usted ser cubano?

>> No.77052767

>>77052665
My boat is only 30 feet, also its not my boat its my brothers boat. He says i can use it if i wanna impress a girl tho, but yeah gotta find the girl first.

Speaking of which any pale skinny femanons wanna go on a boat?

>> No.77052792

>>77052278
Marimari got a solid bump to her views with the yab.
So a lot of 1views are probably absolutely ready to get 5 guyed right about now.

BUT NOT WITH YOU!

>> No.77052858

>>77052665
Fyi, most of the ferraris in Miami are rented. People go into debt here to look like a rappers music video, its really stupid. I knew a guy once that worked by renting jewelry to people.

>> No.77052924

>>77052590
>>77052792
I bet the most that happens is some anon vagueposting with a random pic of panties on a bed like what happened last year

>> No.77052978
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gura has the cute girls

>> No.77052984

>>77052792
>go to offkai
>get some beer
>go into a hotel room
>get your friend to tweet out that there are five guys in there too
>"omg i had so much sex queen tee hee dont say anything"
>drink half of one beer, dump the rest
>leave hotel room and go home
>wait for view bump

>> No.77053034

>>77052858
I know
people laugh at Dubai but maan they are unaware of Miami

>> No.77053059

>>77050671
>Nijizhang
>Kson merch
I've lost track of who is trolling who, and what the words even mean.

>> No.77053093

>>77052792
if the indie has paypigs they will plap for 1k donos

>> No.77053109

>>77052978
>3/4 face mask
lowest effort femboy cosplay

>> No.77053124

>>77048321
why is his hand 65 years old

>> No.77053140

>>77053034
dubai is oil-wealth-buying-whores money, not 1week-lambos-on-credit money

>> No.77053157

>>77052278
How did this whole "Marimari fucked five guys" thing even started?

>> No.77053167

>>77052984
You don't even need to go to offkai to do that though

>> No.77053181

>>77051196
dayum dibs on dat black QUEEN in the bottom left

>> No.77053230

>>77053124
It's from working the fields

>> No.77053234

>>77053140
Miamo is more fun tho, Dubai is just rich people. Miami is like some weird action drama film with synth music in the background but also salsa.

>> No.77053243

>>77053157
she was playing mario kart or some shit, her roommate saw an opportunity to get quick drama clout and it backfired hilariously

>> No.77053310

>>77053157
She played "smash" with 5 male friends.
Everyone in the room was actively fucked up on booze and weed.
But you're free to believe her when she said she didn't fuck anyone. If you're a cuck.

>> No.77053328

>>77053157
her friend who was clearly high as fuck awkwardly described a fan meetup mario kart tournament while giggling constantly so SEA thinks it was a sex party because they don't know what drugs are

>> No.77053344

>>77053157
her roommate hinabobiba said she walked into her room with 5 friends playing mario kart and then it spiraled into MARI MARI WAS IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH 5 GUYS HAVING SEX????

>> No.77053345

>Only Main Stage Events will be streamed

literally none of the events were streamed and it's ads non-stop from the beginning

>> No.77053384

>>77053181
She looks like she would fuck an asian guy at the con and she would be really good at sex and then get really clingy and cry herself to sleep for a week after she realizes he isn't gonna call her back

>> No.77053392

>>77053345
the mata and mint panel hasn't started yet

>> No.77053413

>>77053310
Don't forget someone "spilled their drink" on the bed, and that's why there was an ass shaped puddle on it.

>> No.77053458
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>>77048321
same energy

>> No.77053477
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>dude, it's so easy to get sex at cons!

I'm sure it is, but aren't you afraid of stds and such? Pic related, your pecker might turn out like that

>> No.77053487

>>77053413
what do you actually think squirting is real lol

>> No.77053499

>>77051196
Honestly, if I go to a con in the US I can probably fuck any single female looking for action. I'd be in the 1% least ugly and out of shape men there easily.

>> No.77053531

>>77053458
Based leper

>> No.77053584

>>77053487
No. But I believe in women getting sweaty while they're getting manhandled in bed.

>> No.77053581

>>77048321
Fucking hell, did you survive a house fire?

>> No.77053611
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>>77053345
>>77053392
sorry but matara is still taking empty seat photos
https://x.com/MataraKan/status/1796644095500353875

>> No.77053628

>>77053477
Anon you can't seriously think anyone saying this is actually going there and doing that...

>> No.77053651

>>77053392
When does it start? In an hour?

>> No.77053683

>>77053651
It's supposed to have started already but seems like they're having line problems

>> No.77053700
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>anons unironically trying to groom in this con
Go to an anime con instead

>> No.77053745

>>77053310
Wait she does weed? Man thats so unattractive, smells like shit. Didn't know that.

>>77053477
>fucking a hookup girl without a condom
If you have a hookup you wear a condom, if the girl doesn't wanna wear a condom you run.

>>77053700
Anons are not gonna fuck here or at an anime con, lets be real

>> No.77053816

>>77050935
What's their CCV recently?

>> No.77053830

>>77053310
/ourguy/ Mr. Slab was one of those five guys, legitimately nothing happened

>> No.77053840

>>77053700
>groom
we're talking about having sex with adults

>> No.77053857

>>77053700
>they fell for it
works every con

And then they go home and post on the board at how shit fucking awful the con was

>> No.77053860

>>77053745
>Wait she does weed
The slow slurred speech during stream didn't give you a hint?

>> No.77053902

>>77053584
do you think the lady sits upright on the bed the whole time?

>> No.77053914

>>77053700
cállate princesa

>> No.77053924

>>77048321
>>77053458
What is up with your hand dude.

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>>77053700
>claratroon

>> No.77053930

>>77053830
He just says that because he's married

>> No.77053986

>>77052016
I don't recognize half of these girls.

>> No.77054001

>>77053902
She was dressed.
Her ass wasn't.

>> No.77054017
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Isn't think guy a cosplayer, you think he puts up?

>> No.77054028

>>77053860
I thought she was just autistic, is she high during streams? I never heard her smoke during stream.

>> No.77054099

Just make a Tinder account you fools!

>> No.77054111

>>77054001
or someone just had a drink sitting on the bed and then someone sat on it and it tipped over and poured out around their ass indent.

>> No.77054133

>>77053477
don't be silly, wrap your willy

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>>77053929
Clara is a treasure.

>> No.77054145

the hololive one which's already over was on main stage and not streamed at all so I really ain't sure about their choice

>> No.77054155

>>77054099
Considering how many phasekeks we have itt they're better off registering for grindr.

>> No.77054157

>>77054099
Unironically there are zero skinny pale girls on Tinder in my area. I wanna fuck femanons, i wanna be some femanons green text story.

>> No.77054167

>>77053929
I don't have a problem with men wearing cosplay of female characters, but don't add boobs.

>> No.77054185 [SPOILER] 
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>>77054017
your fighter vs mine
https://x.com/MidasTod/status/1796642622741876774

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>>77053929
I think they made Clara a bit too sexy

>> No.77054231

>>77054145
It's mega scuffed. The Vshojo ad had no audio. They did zero promotion so it's a 3view stream. Clearly amateur hour.

>> No.77054262

I would cosplay as Yagoo

>> No.77054266

>>77054017
His stand up was actually pretty funny.
>>77054111
And then they played mario party. It just makes sense.

>> No.77054269

>>77054185
>https://x.com/MidasTod/status/1796642622741876774
This explains a lot about /pcg/ threads honestly...

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>>77054262
How in shape are you anon?

>> No.77054337

>>77054266
yes, hotels don't have couches you sit on the bed and the floor.

>> No.77054348

>>77046086
What's 'somewhat attractive'? Cause I'm a 5, maybe 6.

>> No.77054376

>>77053157
Here's the clip
https://files.catbox.moe/w4bksp.mp4
>>51896435

>> No.77054497

>>77045992
This one? No fucking idea.
Anime cons? Drink with friends, go to panels and pray the presenter isn't completely terrible. Impulse buy some trash I kind of want, take pictures of cosplayers.
Honestly, sometimes the presenters are great at fan hosted panels and they turn into mini lectures or deep dives into shit. It's a lot of fun to chit chat with them after their panel too if they're open to hanging out and talking more.

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>>77054185
my fighters are the two whales behind lia

>> No.77054529

>>77054376
>do not come back to the room before you text me first
Because they were playing Mario Party :3

>> No.77054579

>>77054376
>vtubers are just druggie girls not cute kawaii uwu
Man this sucks, this is why you learn Japanese.

>> No.77054655

>>77054579
So you can meet Japanese menhera junkies?

>> No.77054678

>>77054529
nobody wants some high bitch to interrupt their melee match

>> No.77054691

>>77054376
>doesn't hang sock on the door
pathetic

>> No.77054711

>>77054579
this is why I watch EU chuubas

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>>77054185
I don't get it, look at this bro wouldn't even look THAT bad if he just cleaned up.

>> No.77054728

>>77054655
Japanese women dont need drugs to be menhera anon. They just drink and then call you stupid piece of shit and they fuck you afterwards.

>> No.77054778
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I don't watch either of these two solo but I love their yapping podcast and the rapport as a duo is so fun.

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>manlets like this felt threatened by the fat ketchup fox and threw a fit to remove her
>>77052588
so it's always indians who complain about it? makes so much sense

>> No.77055113

>>77054964
QRD?

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!

>> No.77055223

I'm watching the fillian cam and there are some cute girls in the artist aisle.

But as for the rest ... I can smell this con through the screen bro... yuckie.

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>>77055180
Fear

>> No.77055271
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literally who?

>> No.77055325

>>77053611
I counted over 500 seats available, if it sells out then the shitpost will be glorious.

>> No.77055367

>>77055325
There's some empty seats at the very back corner, so not totally sold out

>> No.77055399
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>makes mint wet
fuck I wish I were there

>> No.77055411

>>77055325
here
>>77055319

>> No.77055569

>>77055411
This is matara + mint only right? or are there any more events right after they finish in the same room so people don't leave?

>> No.77055586

>>77055271
I've seen her stream like once. She's a 1view.

>> No.77055613

>>77054017
Unironically, somehow not the most boring part so far

>> No.77055707

>>77055586
Does she stream racing games?

>> No.77055737

>>77055569
The idol x V4Mirai karaoke is about an hour after Mint & Matara

>> No.77055762

>>77055325
Bro, aren't Matara and Mint free? Or was that for the meet and greets?

>> No.77055824

>>77055707
Don't know. She was doing zatsu.

>> No.77055826

current POVs:
>walking around
https://www.twitch.tv/filian
>mint + matara scheddy here ----> https://sched.offkaiexpo.com/#Friday,%20May%2031
(only streaming the ones that say Main Stage)
https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>> No.77055846

>>77055737
Is the karaoke going to be broadcast?

>> No.77055870

>>77052016
>>no Yuko even tho she's still not officially graduated
She's graduating literally right now.

>> No.77055884

>>77055707
Sometimes
https://www.twitch.tv/ashtonmarten
(nta btw, idk who the 3DPD is)

>> No.77055921

>>77055846
I don't see why not.

>> No.77055988

>vwhorejo and a bunch of unknown indies

I'm glad Nijisanji is skipping this shit convention lmao

>> No.77056082

>>77055707
Pretends to for numberbait then zatsus the rest of the stream w/o playing

>> No.77056136

>>77055988
>skipping
They were literally banned from it.
Stop copping.

>> No.77056181

>>77056136
s-same thing!

>> No.77056245
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Weakest Sapling

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>>77055569
next event in 1h+ hours
https://sched.offkaiexpo.com/#Friday,%20May%2031
they started with an empty room
https://x.com/MataraKan/status/1796644095500353875

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>>77055737
There's an idol panel one hour after the karaoke.

>> No.77056343

>>77056245
white maskcucks in 2024?

>> No.77056375

>>77056296
I don't wanna play old games.
I've already played them.
I want to watch girls half my age play them though.

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cute mintos spotted

>> No.77056460

>>77056245
It's 20 fucking 24. These people are mentally ill.

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>>77055988
>vwhorejo and a bunch of unknown indies. I'm glad Nijisanji is skipping this shit convention lmao

>> No.77056570

>>77053458
I knew supernatural entities walk among us humans

>> No.77056654

>>77056082
Oh, boring.

>> No.77056670

I don't really like audience QnA

>> No.77056737

>>77052016
this is honestly disturbing with that kike's face, it doesn't exude a friendly/innocent aura someone like yagoo does. I think this sort of shit only works with middle aged/old asian men as they're naturally goofy and unintentionally photogenic

>> No.77056745

>>77056136
>Remove your company from a shit expo that only wants you to leech off of your successful company and vtubers.
>Doesnt say anything out of respect
>N-no we dont want you here reeee

Nah bro. This expo needed niji to not die of irrelevancy

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What's the point of going to this place when I get multiple camera angles online?

>> No.77056804

>>77053929
Oh, I recognize her, that's the tranny chuuba.

>> No.77056877

>>77052431
>not 50 trillion dollars
i thought phasechuds were rich

>> No.77056878

>>77056804
>that's the tranny chuuba
You narrowed it down to half the twitch indies. Nice.

>> No.77056900

>>77056772
can you take part in the /fiveguys/ mario party?

>> No.77056977

>>77056900
I'm not into midgets Marimari.
But thanks for asking.

>> No.77057083

>>77056878
noriboshi arielle the notorious troon

>> No.77057129

>>77056737
its because his eyes arent smiling

>> No.77057190

Matara and Mint are great together.
Glad to see them outside of their previous shitty company

>> No.77057294

>>77055113
>>77054964
Kirsche got blacklisted because the offkai volunteers are leftoids and she's a rightoid. Both sides are retarded but when the offkai people look like that it makes it funnier

>> No.77057561

>>77057294
kirsche grifts rightoids but she doesn't care

>> No.77057634

>>77045992
>>77053157
https://files.catbox.moe/y6dwv9.png

>> No.77057742

>>77057634
I should've gone to Offkai...

>> No.77058126

>>77057634
All me baby

>> No.77058444
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GO WATCH KOA ROBOT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/live/MavNP2-yb5w

>> No.77058897

bakers pls

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