/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77052426
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>77052451
Amen

>>77052451
Amen

>>77052451
amen

>>77052451
Amen

>>77052451
amen

>>77051961
>fans paying for more than one membership
They are the same oil baron/baroness fans that would have akasupa the boys, but somehow the leeches in the fandom has convince them to pay for their memberships instead.

>>77052451
amen

>>77052708
>Instead of sending $100 they send $100
Yeah?

>>77052708
>the talent gets the same amount of money
>instead of just a quick moment of attention for an existing fan, the talent can potentially secure a new paying customer if they like the membership content and decide to renew
If anything, gifted memberships are more valuable to the talent

>>77052708
>leeches in the fandom has convince them to pay for their memberships instead.
What gives you that impression

>>77053219
anon is jealous, donmai~

Every time I have diarrhea I think of Hakka and Octavio licking my toilet clean

>>77053424

>>77053424

>>77053424

>Bettel 3D showcase starts
>Its just Bettel reenacting JoJo episodes and nothing else

>>77053031
>Leechs pay for their own membership $100
>Baron/baroness akasupa $100
>100+100 = 200 instead of just 100
>>77053186
Except thats not how it works, the general mentality has become "lets hope i get another gifted" instead of paying my own membership.

>>77053913
>3D showcase starts
>Bettel immediately trips and knocks himself out, the camera lingering on his still form for an hour

>>77053424

>>77052426
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

i misnamed my fucking files

>>77054291
Who do they hire to make the emotes?

>>77054051
This is like thinking denuvo turns pirates into paying customers

>>77054209
>>77054291
kek

>>77054341
https://x.com/avalonrse/status/1796009730944426369

>>77054126
this pic just makes it seem like he wants more details

https://x.com/httpsoverbreak/status/1796643476630622317

>>77054051
you need to go back to school if you think that math checks out

>>77054886
rape

why can't hakka have good emotes?

>>77054051
You are actually right, I so ever depend on gifted membership, and dont think of renewing it myself.

>>77055107
cheap ass spic

>>77055107
All vtubers' chat emotes look the same to me I thought they were made by one person.

>>77055802
Blindchama...

I love when Shinri gets loud

>>77056418
he almost sounded like a different person entirely during that big time rush song, it was great
glad he's able to let loose a little more

>>77053424

Puzzle time, Vanguard 3D soon edition:
https://jiggie.fun/GJiEyC

Drag thread
Drag pride

>watch Month in Review
>Bettel says he's already insanely nervous

>>77054347
So you should give pirates free stream keys and they "might" buy your games later?
>>77054951
>100+100 is not 200
Are you actually retarded?

Bubbies, I think your oshi is lazy..

>>77058576
that math only works if you assume that everyone who was gifted a membership would have otherwise bought a membership themselves, which is absolutely not the case.
100 bucks is what, 20 gifted? do you really think that of the 20 who were gifted, all of them would have bought a membership if not gifted? do you really believe that

Do you buy your oshi's merch even if you dont like it just to support him?

>>77058576
If someone is pirating something then they weren't intending to buy it in the first place. Yet if they do pirate it and think it's good, then they'll shill it to others for free and possibly even buy it themselves. This isn't a theoretical situation as it's something I have done myself.
It's the same thing with memberships. It encourages them to chat more and return to the channel which of course helps with algorithm shit and they might renew on their own later if they like the membership content. Except with this the streamer is still getting full payment for their "piracy" so they're not even losing anything.

>>77059963
Yeah, but only for my oshi. I can't justify single keychains or acrylics with that horrid shipping though but I'm getting the full sets.

>>77060281
People used to pirate good games regularly before DRM and live service made it near impossible to get the full experience. Humans are just cheap bastards and don't want to support their hobbies unless they're literally forced to. This is why the music industry is all vapid narcissist shit now, rich narcissists were the only ones willing to pay instead of just going on Youtube and listening to the muffled 128 kbps Playstation 2 version of the song..

>>77060281
that collab was fun

>>77060719
nta but most people nowadays pay for convenience and only look for alternatives when the service provided starts to be hostile towards its consumers. Gen z is a generation notorious for barely using computers and it's not rare for them to not know how to create a folder on a PC, much less pirate without bricking their pcs.

>>77060994
I'm always glad when Flayon finds people that are actually on the same wavelength

need big bulge in my mouth NOW

Does Hakka's volume get adjusted in last nights karaoke or should I stop listening now

>>77062589
you called?

>>77062191
More like when Flayon isn't being weirdly autist

>>77062691
his mic dies around 50 minutes into the karaoke, he becomes more tolerable after that

>>77062813
Flayon is a weird autist 100% of the time
But if you put him with another weird autist they begin to communicate

>>77062864
Thank you so much

>>77062961
Autism is a wonderful thing

The thing I'm looking forward the most about the 3D is that they'll finally change the stupid standard debut poses

>>77059409
When will my oshi remember his job is to stream and not just retweet cringy memes... the least he could do is give us a fucking update

>>77063639
he seems pretty content in being a vtweeter right now, I wonder if he's going to extend his break and take another whole month off

>>77059589
If even 1 out of 20 of them buy membership on their own it would be mean more money for the boys. Also why gift this people who wont even spend literally 5 dollars to support the people they profess to love so much?
>>77060281
>paying in exposure
If you dont think they are "good" enough for you to spend 5 dollars for membership which is nothing btw, how likely do you think you would be shilling to others about them, low i would wager. Not to mention people are cheap with this gifting going about there is no pressure to actually spend their own money instead of depending on oil baron/baroness.

>>77064939
honestly quite incredible

>>77064350
Forever would be preferable

>>77064939
honestly quite incredible

>>77064939
honestly qutie incredible

>>77053424

>>77064939
honestly quite incredible

Saying anything about gay shit should be political and the talents should not speak about it. June is gonna be an insufferable month

blue fuck news i guess

>>77066202
congrats to all the newly raped slimes, someone report back with a rape in review

>>77066133
Hakka already did and is starting the month with a faggot show

>>77066133
Good thing Axel is a bit detached from all the western faggotry

>>77066548
Hakka has been thwarted by the one thing bigger than the gay. Streaming services.

Hakka live on the menshi rupaul telly, no links for faggot hater drama thread

>>77066666
He just doesn't care about it. Just wish the rest of them got it. The reality is no one cares if you're gay, stop parading it like a badge of honor and watch the funny people.

>>77066202
Oh, so they are having a panel, kewl. Off Kai kind of sucks at announcing stuff

>>77067048
>He just doesn't care about it.
Exactly because he's completely detached from western culture.
month pride, pronouns, all that shit is nonexistent in Japan. Sure you can be gay bi tranny whatever, but you keep it to yourself there rather than trying to force it down people's throat.
And of course, he's the straightest of them all.

>>77067301
anon where do you think Axel is right now

>>77067427
retard

>>77067427
He's in the land of great beasts fighting for his life against the heat of the spiral desert.

>>77067039
You can get the link from his tweet retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9eIeBu3NT4

>>77067621
Well, aren’t you smart. Most of the offtopic drama stirring posters in this thread don’t even watch live streams

>>77067893
How is it off topic when it comes straight from his mouth?

>>77067580
Canada?

>>77067893
>Most of the offtopic drama stirring posters in this thread don’t even watch live streams
*No one in this thread is watching streams

>>77068579
Only the queens are

>>77068579
I'm watching
I think all the ones actually watching the show are gonna screech and die when the ads pop in randomly for some (including Hakka)

>>77068718
>queens

>>77068579
I'm watching the karaoke archive ackshually

WHERE IS ALTARE
WHERE IS FLAYON
WHERE IS SHINRI

>>77069281
all in my bed rn

>>77068577
No that's the land of maple syrup. I'm talking about Australier

>>77069281
>tweeted
>exhausted from orgy
>exhausted from orgy

>>77068579
>No one on this board watches streams

>>77068579
I am watching doki

>>77069281
Shinri hates kois now he won't stream unless it's a collab so he doesn't have to look at chat

>>77069628
Don't lie. Nobody watches streams i

its the new month (JST) so its that time again - rate Gavis Bettel's birthday month 2024! how back are we, bettelion? i've scrubbed over the entire year and put the full force of my schizo autism into this one
>based on feedback, changed colours to be bettelfied
>added other channel collabs/colours and con/MnG marker
>marked kino streams and clown aids status
>more accurately captured all cancelled streams and if/what they were replaced with
>cancelled stream roundup below and annotated if they were completed at a later date
>days on/off monthly tally - he actually WAS a busy little bee this month!
random fun fact: bettel has zero fortnite streams on his channel

>>77069778
A-anon...?

>>77069821
this is pretty cool

>>77069821
based i sure love spreadsheets

>>77069821
May wasn't such a bad month, why do bettelion complain so much?

>>77069821
>Bettel has zero Fortnite streams
I wish he had zero league streams too

>>77053424

>>77069821
this motherfucker passed clown aids to everyone and absorbed their health and energy so only him would have a regular schedule

>>77064894
I got gifted the first time i watched a stream in 2022. This inspired me to buy T1 of the other three boys to "complete" the memberships. Then I upgraded to T2 for everyone when I had extra, T3 for my kamioshi. When VG and Armis debuted, i also got theirs for 3 months each. This year, I only renewed for my kamioshi but I gift 5-10 when I drop by the other boys streams, or when they raid my oshi. In summary, some of us pay the gifts forward when we feel welcomed into the community so don't call gifting/gifteds leeches. Oil barons will gift AND superchat when they can afford both.

I love Shinri

>>77072249
he didn't record the sound of him puking

RUZE BACK ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/tKNreyD_2DY
https://youtu.be/tKNreyD_2DY
https://youtu.be/tKNreyD_2DY

ruze on the elden ring telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNreyD_2DY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNreyD_2DY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNreyD_2DY

wouldn't it be cool if Axel showed up

>>77072290
everybody makes mistakes

>>77054209
>>77054291
Thanks for posting the shillpost, had to go out all day
>misnamed my fucking files
Kek

mad dogz love, i hope that little goober hops on. please ruze do a 3+ hr stream and merge into his timeslot

Hakka is learning a lot.

I like the weird way he says Darienne

>>77053424
It happened again, this one's for you Hakka.

>>77075170

>>77075170
stop this

>>77069821
What app did you use? Or is this just regular excel? I kinda want to do this for my oshi when I get the time

Of course he likes the one that looks the most like a mom...

>>77073709
some of his reactions to new words are gold

I'm not watching, but has Hakka hit one of those bits where the Hakkitos are having to try and excuse bits of the show?

>>77069429
Australia is just upside down Britain, aka the country that invented gay.

I hope my red cat is having some nice rest

>>77075515
mspaint and free calendar https://www.calendarpedia.com/blank-calendar-pdf-templates.html
Last thread(s) a kind anon joined in and started most of the other boys, you might be able to use their base work >>72776277

>>77075930
we're only 2 episodes into season 6, nothing outrageous happened yet. The spiciest it gets is explaining unknown slang to him

>>77076610
Thanks anon~

>>77075170

>>77073465
Please God, give us more Mad Dogz. I need it.

I don't watch Ruze but I tuned in for a moment. Massive respect to him for being the only person I can think of for playing as himself instead of as haha funny malformed blue man.

>>77076030
No you're mistaking the land of great beasts for America which is the land of delusional ideals

>>77075930
Nah, the episodes we've been watching are pretty tame.

>>77071563
My first membership was a bettel gifted and when I saw how fucking barren his was I thought it’d be the same for the other boys so I didn’t bother.

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1796723340465549669

>>77077618
I keep seeing the hashtag part first and thinking it says "5D"

>>77077618
This is just Tony Stark now

>>77077618
damn he got a long ass neck

>>77077618
Okay at least this pose sorta makes sense unlike the ones before

we need more SEA bois in stars EN

we need more french bois in stars EN

>five nights at dareeeeens, if you know what I mean
Hakka...

we need less SEA bois in stars EN
GRADUATE JUTARD

we need more latinos in Stars EN

We need more bois in stars EN.

we need more new yorkers in stars EN

>>77080238
but we have zero, since we have 2 fake ones

we need more 4views in stars EN (serious)

>>77080009
God no.

>>77080457

>>77080495
God I need more Rust

It's cute how much Hakka likes Vivacious

he has a whole new vocabulary now

Oh has the trash panda been corrected in his short stream spam?

>>77081063
*vertical streams

>>77081063
No
But I'm glad it's normal today

>>77080220
I think GB should GRADUATE

>>77081620
I think GB should graduate from being an EU/NA streamer and instead come online within the next few hours and turn himself into a sea monkey to cover dead hours of this side of the pond

>>77077618
look at this fucking proud clown. i'm glad he made it to 3D

New gen in August.

>>77082227
True
Source: I am John Holostar

>>77081620
He's not SEA

we need more latinas in Stars EN

GoonBullet needs to stream with boys. Being alone with women is a bad influence on him

>>77082842
we have hakka

aniki in an hour!
which means no mad dogz tonight
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1796739529350771167

I just tuned in, did Ruze first try the boat guy? Seems like it'd be absolute ass to fight that thing twice or more.

>>77082842
>>77082885
*latinx

>>77083084

>>77083084
Chingx tu madrx, putx

>>77083084
Espero que tu oshi se gradúe.

>>77083084

>>77083084
FILHO DA PUTA

Calling people slurs on the internet every day until my auntie finally comes home (even if it's just to beat my ass with the chancla)

>>77083606
He would rather fuck and suck other company men 24/7 than do a single update for (You)me bubbies

God, imagine being one of the bubbies right now. Not even the Bettelion have suffered this much.

>>77083084
Crazy how fixing bigoted language makes all the gringx come out of the woodwork.

>>77083606
He'll be back on Monday since it's the 11th business day after his 10 day vacation

Am I getting crazy or does this look like a Tempus' mama work? I can't quite put my finger on who exactly I'm thinking of.
It's genshin shit and I know nothing about it but I randomly saw this art and it caught my attention
https://x.com/honkaistarrail/status/1796391241929883731

>>77083881
GALE GALLEON YOU'RE FIRST
FAGGIT

>>77082476
Gen4 will be called Regalitas and be composed of half beast royalty/nobility like Jurard. They rule Elysium and are the actual villains of the world. Altare's missing friend will be one of them. They will still have rpg classes.
Duke Minotaur - Berserker
Marquess Mandrake - Cleric/Monk
Earl Echidna - Black Mage
Viscount Merman -Enchanter

>>77084331
I think you need to take your meds, anon.
Although his lore slaps pretty hard.

>>77084474
>Cleric/Monk
Fake. StarsEN will NEVER have a healer.

>>77084331
This maybe?

>>77084655
just like how niggas was saying there wouldn't be a green guy

>>77084718
A little bit of that I guess, but I swear his face...

>>77084766
If there ever is a "healer" it will be like the Occultist from Darkest Dungeon.
Or at least i fucking hope so

>>77084474
I was looking at the manga panel again recently and I noticed he's on his knew so it looks like his arm is around a dog or something

>>77085202
*knee jesus

>>77084474
>beastmen
Animalia Familia...forgotten...

>>77084655
he's a villain. he won't heal without an evil catch

>>77085506
two of them died in a boating accident, of course we're going to forget

>>77084474
They're nobility, so they ought to have boring professions,
They're Ministers of Northern Elysium (the cold one). Minister of Commerce (posh looking dude), Minister of War (gruffy looking dude), Minister of Internal Affairs (gestapo looking dude) and Minister of Foreign Affairs (serious looking dude).
Holostars English Cabinet.

>>77084331
Oh, I'm dumb, this reminds me of Pako's art.

I've been trying to pin this down for a minute, but since when was Hakka into drag?

>>77086767
since his manager won't stop using phrases she heard in drag race

>>77086947
That makes sense.

>>77084474
Shouldn't it be armis 2

>>77086408
I’ll be in gestapo-kun’s internal affairs for sure

Every time Ruze says "fuck me" or "are you fucking me" I am reminded that I am, in fact, not rearranging his guts.

>>77088144
you parasocial fuck

>>77084273
Then shouldn’t he mention 3rd June instead? Why say 30th? Also he has streamed on weekends before.

>>77088517
*you parasocial fuck me

>>77083606
Why are bubbies such angry problem children?

>>77088663
You parasocial fuck we

i need one of the boys to play That's Not my Neighbor on nightmare mode, one of the characters names is Niggurath

>>77086408
i actually like this better

>>77087110
there won't be an armis 2. Bounty hunters don't usually recruit more members. Plus cover has seen how difficult it is to celebrate anniversaries when you make a part2 unit like vanguard.

>>77086408
Whoever they are, I hope they are easy enough to draw without

>>77089264
No... But I wanna see banchou being bullied by his armis kouhais...

It'd be really funny if the next gen just clowns on ARMIS in every way. Especially on Banchou.

>>77088690
Our abusive father won't stop oscillating between love bombing us and abandoning us

>>77089631
>father
He's not an aunty?

everytime i hug my altventurer plushie i feel loved. not by altare, of course. my fat fuck is more reliable because it's always here with me. not like the lazy blue fuck.

>>77089631
Eh? It's a bird? I thought these little fuckers were monkeys.

>>77089932
anon hasn't heard of chimeras

>>77089631
I thought it was conscious potato with hands.

>>77090007
the potato will be a gen4 mascot

why don't ruzaders livepost?

>>77090172
sorry but it seems as though you're simply not seeing them . . . /j

>>77089631
GB wants to be Nowa so much while his fanbase wants to be Vesties so much. They really were made for each other.

>>77090172
Watching.

I'm gonna finger the jester

>>77090172
I watch and interact in chat, plus Ruze already shit on the hornets nest of antis a few times, so if I greentext out of context quotes or provocative shit they might be used against him by catalogtards. He’s better appreciated directly.

>>77090381
>. . . /j

>>77090381

>>77090750
dont do that hes gonna cry

>>77083035
karaoke in 10 minutes btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo

aniki karaoke in 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo

>>77090381

>>77090950
ONLY cry? What a waste of effort, he should throw up and die.

>>77090987
>>77091000
Why Axel always starts streams in 15 minutes increments like he's in Nepal or something?

>>77090950
yeah, cry out in ecstasy. his prostate was made to be abused

i love axel's voice but his taste in music is just not for me

>>77091000
>vertical stream
:(

>>77090172
Not worth it. This place is only interested in photo dumping and bitching for new boys while boys are live. I'd rather watch and interact in chat.

What if all of ruze’s parasocial fans fuck each other while watching ruze on the telly? I’d be down :3

why do i keep swapping between wanting to rape flayon and wanting to get raped by flayon

>>77091404
start live posting and others will join. The tempus boys and somehow Jurard don't have that problem

>>77091467
eww

I would live chat if I wasn't incompetent on how the game works.

>>77090172
Ruze's streams are more interesting than the thread.

>>77091404
why are you even here then

>>77091686
or they're so boring that there's nothing to say

>>77091769
Visiting the thread is part of the regular deshrimping self-care ritual which is necessary when watching the engrossing Ruze streams.

ANIKI ON THE KARAOKE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo

I think some people could fall asleep to Ruze's streams.

ANIKI ON THE KARAOKE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nW3UoypPo

>>77092176
I am right now. So cozy~

>>77092176
his streams are just white noise, I can't enjoy them anymore when his talking points are so boring an predictable

>>77092176
Yeah he does dabble with 3Dio so sometimes they're relaxing enough. Though the hunt streams are tense and keep me at the edge of my seat

https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1796765887414079796

i would watch ruze but i don’t like elden ring

>>77092318
idk the influx of Ruze hater comments from the same anon are a lot more dull and predictable desu

Tavi...

>>77089264
Finding out about the northern area is more interesting than the idea of armis2 also. Ever since Shinri said that he thinks someone is controlling the corruption beasts I've been hoping we get a villain gen

Wtf are these things?

tavi begging ToT

>>77092418
imageboard btw

>>77092418
Poppets smol

>Cucktavio
>Nurard T Rexford
>Goldbussy
>Crimzon Loose

>>77092752
Lemme taste that goldbussy

>>77093172
It tastes like mcdonalds sweet and sour sauce

>>77092738
i cant wait to see what kind of monstrosity form he has dreamed up

>>77092418
poppets footfags

>>77093251
if our intestines aren't exposed then what's the point

What the fuck happened this thread?

>>77092726
Steel toed ball stompers

Anyone have Bettel's fallout vod this link is expired >>74545615

>>77093462
Most of us are watching Ruze.

Wish Axel would do proper vocal warm up exercises before karaoke

>>77093462
anons got so used to dead hours now they won't watch streams or livepost anymore

>>77093723
axel's vocal warm up is eating greasy food and drinking alcohol. he's gonna lose his voice when he reaches his 30s

>>77093591
yeah. Gofile is giving me a 25 min upload time, I'll share the link here once it's done if someone doesn't post it before me

GROOMBULLET GRADUATE

Elden Ring session has concluded

>>77093462
was watching ruze but hes done now so gn. dont burn the place down. or do idc

>>77093539
you think octavio tap dances?

>>77093853
god i wish he would groom me

>>77093892
gn. go burn in hell.

>>77089879
Object permanence is one hell of a bitch

>>77093853
if he's a groom, who's the bride?

Dumbass dingo didn't properly tag his stream with the #shorts hashtag

>>77093857
Would this satisfy your liveposting lust or whatever?

I wish Ruze would stream Elden Ring longer, but alas, I'm just happy he's streaming unlike SOMEONE.

>>77094091
ME

>>77094304
where's your wedding gown and veil bubby? ugly bride. no wonder he ran away from you.

Axel killing with the playlist tonight

Has Axel graduated already?

You guys doin ogey

>>77094528
Yeah, I'm crazy happy that we're getting this impromtu Vocaloid throwback. Did he mention if this is archived or not?

>>77094798
R

>>77094798
A

>>77094812
He said he won't sing any English songs, it'll be archived or put in menshi

>>77093966
Just message him sis

damn axels really itching at my old vocaloid love rn i wish he would stab me

Axel please just cover me in bite marks.

>>77094959
What female should he sing magnet with that would stab you through the heart most effectively? Post here and he might see it.

>>77095035
hakka

>>77094798
P

>>77095035
Hakka-chan~

>>77094997
wtf you arent me

>>77095201
and youre not me tf going on rn

>>77095035
Sana

>>77094997
me next...

>>77095201
>>77095257
And you both aren’t me! What the heckie!

>>77095035
I know this wouldn't happen but it would actually kill me if he covers with a nijigirl

>>77094798
I

I’m going to start writing one direction like fanfic about the boys. Who notices you first while they’re performing on stage?
>captcha KKKP

>>77095505
KYS NIGGER

>>77094841
>>77094857
>>77095116
>>77095546
My wife?!

>>77095505
Now I hope he does out of spite

>>77095035
Zeta

>>77095556
Go prep for your karaoke, Jurard.

>>77093591
>>77093842
Here you go: Bettel's Fallout vod
https://gofile.io/d/JjqqeN

>>77095556
Flayon because he’s a retard who can’t focus, he notices (You) have some merch of theirs and momentarily forgets his dance move like a cute pon

>>77095705
Thank you I love you no homo

>>77095691
>:U

>>77095035
>>77095505
A male/female magnet cover completely misses the point of the song and Axel is too autistic about that to do it.

>>77095860
this anon is definitely a homo

thanks for the growls dumbass ill be using that in my delusions

>>77096330
gonna jerk off to that later

>>77096330
It’s bean flickin time

>>77093924
On balls, yes

>>77096416
>>77096462
thanks for the support guys

>>77096196
b-but I just said no homo…

If one of the boys does this for this 3D showcase, i will kneel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMS6zofOIPk
My hope for anyone doing bboy/hip hop for their 3d showcase was first dash when Magni hurt his back than when the graduation happened it was completely killed, now i just pray one of the other boys can surprise me.

>>77096766

>>77097072
I believe in the power of shinri

>>77095276
What are the rules really with collabing with ex-talents, i havent seen it before in my 3+ years of watching holopro.

>>77096043
As much as i dislike fujoshit, as a old vocaloid utaite fan i have to agree, the whole song is about the "forbidden love" between Luka and Miku, really not much of a point if its a male/female cover.

god

>>77097148
As much as i wanna believe in Shinri its more likely he will do a fortnite dance than drop dead because thats all his oldman body can handle.

>>77097437
I'm starting to believe that anyone who uses this reaction image doesn't actually watch Shinri

>>77097582
Yeah

>>77097582
You'd be correct

Axel is so cute I wanna squish

>>77097582
You would be correct in this instance, he is not my oshi, i only watch him when he plays games that i like which unfortunately does not happen often.But i do show up for event streams to show support.

>>77095689
Zetaxel bro it's over. She's with someone else now

>>77094739
I don't fucking know. He's probably taking a Masters Degree or some shit.

>>77095162
>>77095110
>AliceXHakka
I ship it

The classic Tempus one more

fuck it we ball, no lawyer

Oh I wasn't here for the beginning, nice use of this art for vertical starting screen!

>>77097942
I do the same for any boy who isn't my oshi ngl. All you need to know is that he's the one in VG who's most interested in dancing and has been talking about practicing choreos all year
He uploaded some short dancing videos on twitter and YT using his low poly 3D model

If you could pick 3 boys to cover this song (anyone from StarsJP/EN), who would you pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrjvLukkUk

>>77093966
sis go message him btw he has very particular attraction to girls who are vulnerable and naive and always believe what he says as he lovebombs you while doing it to another girl behind your back :^) sign up for his harem of dependent menheras!

>>77099244
I'm sorry you got cucked by him, that's rough

>>77099244
All this from one screen shot from a menhera artist, you schizos really need to get some new material.

>>77099244
How rude. Banchou doesn't have a harem, it's not a harem if the other ones die before the nigga new comes along

>>77097320
god i wish that was me

>>77099244
>>77094925
You guys are fuckin weird even for shitposter standards, jesus christ

>>77099244
isnt he supposed to be gay? is being a mentally ill boy not enough?

>>77095556
Flayon notices me in the crowd of their 1st 3D concert. I'm reading Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky because I got dragged here by my stupid best friend Anna (ugh, but I went along because I love her). I look up with my brown orbs and we lock eyes. It was like I was the only one in the room. He blinked and stuttered out his lyrics and nearly stumbled into Altare. I quickly look away and try to hide my raging blush on my pale cheeks. I can't believe that happened!!! There's no way he would like a short and petite girl like me!

>>77099615
Shitposters seem to have some sort of self-awareness. This level of petty nonsense seems like doxxsis drivel.

>>77099752
Damn that's way better then what I was thinking about. Picture The King's Speech but Gavis Bettel is the one with performance anxiety and I'm the speech the rapist. Also my dick is out for some reason.

>>77099752
impeccable

>>77099887
Doxxsisters love GB because they are nijishitters that want the boys to say happy pride

>>77099087
>interested in dancing and has been talking about practicing choreos all year
Than await the arrival of his 3D showcase with great expectations.

>>77099752
I can feel Wattpad radiating off of this.

>>77099752
>brown orbs
perfect

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE