/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I think Skellige SUCKS

>>76995156
ty bakerling, much better

Fauna!

>>76995156
>Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

that quest...

you can't climb that mountain
it isn't skyrim

>>76995360
Skyrim doubters in shambles

BEHAVE

>>76995360
APOLOGIZE

>>76995274
>Says nothing about squeebers
Take that saplings.

>>76995360
Not a good look for you

>>76995396

>>76995360
This is the same Fauna that climbed a house to skip a paid toll

>>76995262
where's the card, I'm going to fuck a sapling

>>76995431
I guess... thats.. better?

opening another beer for Fauna!

>>76995228
It does, but she's also refusing to finish this quest so badly. I hope she won't drop the game in couple next hours, because next location is cool.

triangles

fauners...

Fauna pulled a Leeroy Jenkins

It's like she completely forgets how to do anything sometimes

>>76995548
same, ive got another 2 to glug
im sure work will be fine in 4 hours

>>76995528
Dunno, visited global for the first time in years and that was like the first thing I saw

I think she might be sexist

This game has this one same BGM that seems to play through the whole thing, I was laying down napping with Fauna on the background and it's all I could hear(aside from Fauna's lovely voice)

>>76995881
just make sure to eat something fatty to help absorb the alcohol and you're good.

>>76995881
We have a long free weekend here from Thursday
this beer is really strong so chances are I will lose the ability to type soon

>>76996021
got some greggs bacon and cheese wraps cooking, that'll sort me out

you dumb mfer

>>76996021
doesn't need to be fatty bread helps a lot

>>76996188
Reminds me of an old skit
Boot to the head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfMcxmOBmpk

does Fauna play healslut?

finally, this shitty quest is over...

hahaha

hehehe

Is there something there or not?

>>76996296
>and I leave my entire estate to the people of Calgary so they can move some place decent
as a leaf, I snickered

I want a tsunami of guys....

cute kirin laughing into her water bottle

>>76996608
I don't think so.
the only armor worth caring about is the wicher school armors

yeah, i got some necrophage oil for you fauna...

fauna status update?

nowowowowowowowowow
shes so fucking cute

>>76996305
>does Fauna play healslut?
Nah, witchdoctor, and she didn't in that one overwatch stream they did right?

>CRACK awaits

Bears?

yjk

I like it when people refer to Gerald as some variation of Wolf.

I kept some level of facial hair my entire playthrough but Gerald looks really good clean shaven, damn

Stop dancing, Geralt!

Whiny kirin my beloved

fauner...

fauna...

Imagine Geralt hopping around screaming in a shrill girl voice.
'My sword! My sword!'

I love her

>>76997651
that might be one of the whinest kirins ever, god damn

even after all these fights she still hasn't figured out that you only get 2 hits after a parry before they block and parry you.

the fistfighting champion of velen and novigrad...

>forgets to counter

her whining is hot

fauner... again

Fucking kek

holy shit im dying shes so funny kek

>>76997027
I'm happy to report the kirin is very whiny right now

Shes so fucking cute when she whines oh my GOD

FIRST TRY

heh

She's so fucking cute...

fauna... it genuinely pains me to watch her fistfight...

GO FAUNA CMON

sweaty kirin hands...

How is she sometimes so patient and observant and sometimes she can't figure out that you get 2 hits after a parry every single time........

Fauna's sweaty hands...

>>76998431
She's a pon savant

squeeb

>>76998431
She's a button masher

She's getting worse..

>>76998431
She's a female

This is like a dark souls boss to her

MAKE A MASH OF YE

>>76998431
she's good at certain games, but her reflexes/timing aint all that

>>76998594
dark souls bosses are easier to be fair, those jabs are quick man

I wonder how many times she'll run this gauntlet

>>76998604
KILL
MAIM
DESTROOOY

holy shit this whine does something to me dude

Are these fights actually hard or is fauna bad?

FIRST TRY

>>76999003
they're definitely the hardest ones so far since she can't just mash through these

>>76999003
she's terrible

Fauna's continental balls

Her whining is probably one of the horniest sounds we've gotten out of her

fucking wearbears or what the hell???

>>76999366
not a witcherfag, but is this that druid bloke who was fucking about earlier

>>76999366
They look so much scarier than BG3's bears

>>76999366
you can't fuck them thoughever

>It was Halsin
Based Druidkiller Fauna

I dislike Skellige so much that it feels like the stream has been going for 6 hours instead of 3.....

Do you think Fauna would be into nipple rings

>>76999922
Yes. And belly button piercings. Especially on femboys.

What if fauna played bohemian skyrim?

>>76999964
am i gay for thinking femboys shouldnt have piercings

>nerissa is a ssiren
haeh?

>>77000820
more like ASSiren

Is Fauna against going on a cruise cause she's scared of being doxxed, or does she actually not like cruises? They're a ton of fun, she's missing out

>>77000119
Seems weirdly specific, but sure

>>77000134
love my wife

>>77000972
she saw that video of tom cruise going crazy at on the oprah tv show and now she's scarred

>>77001097
:( What's the point of us donating bucketloads of cash to her if she can't enjoy it?!

she learned that from reddit

>>77001181
>us

I would like to go sailing with Fauna

>Fauna thinks sailboats are romantic.
>I own a half broken down sailboat
I'm so in bros

I liked the video where the kid sailed across the pacific by himself. Looked fun

>>77001181
So she can spend it all on slime and sourdough starters or instruments that she's going to play once and then forget about like her lyre harp. It fills me with joy to hear her excitedly telling us about the random hyperfixation she just blew hundreds to thousands of dollars on and will forget about in a week.

I can sail a 2 man vessel. I hated having to dock without a motor though

>>77001426
A-anon... you don't want to dock with me..?

>special collab saturday at FST+2
hm!

Members stream Friday
Special collab on Saturday at FST+2
No stream Sunday
Stream on Monday

>>77001724
did anyone spoil who

goodnight /uuu/

>>77001834
FST+2 is Nerissa or Guras main timeslot but who knows

Does anyone else wiggle their butt at the "Back, back, back it up" bit in Fauna FM?!

I have to know i'm not as weird as I think I am

>>77002164
You're not weird, just a natural born slut

>>77002164
n-no

>>77002164
no but i think about this gif

night /uuu/, this was a brilliant stream.
see you all tomorrow

>>77001834
Don't remember anyone mentioning a collab yet.
Not saying anything means it could be Gura but have to see

>>77001834
Collab at Gura time, and nobody else has mentioned it yet? Probably Gura

fauna messages in shiori chat

Rate the Stream
Rate the Fauna
Rate the Witcher

>>77002487
aw cute, i need to watch this. her first stream of this was good although FUCKING SHORT. hope this is a longer one

>>77002536
10/10 kino today, she was hilarious, cute, and energetic
Unbelievably cute, holy fucking shit I love Fauna so much, she was like, EXTRA cute today I don't know how to explain it.
Cozy/10

>>77001181
She really doesn't make much after taxes. Whatever is left she spends it on cute clothes and products. Vegan life is expensive.

>>77002536
Witcher streams have been kino. The last 30mins was hilarious.
We don't rate streams here because Fauna only gets cuter every day.

>>77002934
Ah, I didn't know that.

>>77002934
>Fauna only gets cuter every day.
most true statement ever uttered in these hallowed halls

>>77002782
Are you trying to bait numbers discussion or something.
She's repeatedly mentioned she gets paid well and is well taken care of by Cover. She's fine

>>77002934
>Fauna only gets cuter every day.
She unironically does though. I don't understand how she pulls it off. Like holy shit the amount of dopamine I get each stream only keeps going up.

>>77003145
I'm not saying that she's living in poverty kek, she's just not super rich.

>>77003009
I was kidding but you're free to post them, we never really did that for some reason. Most people state their thoughts and leave the thread a few mins after stream ends.

https://youtu.be/uQI31gPHKj0?t=12098

>>77003274
You can believe what you want but Cover reports how much they pay everyone in their financial reports. So it's easy to see you're wrong

>>77003790
>how much they pay everyone
No.

>>77003757
This woman is going to kill me. My fucking heart.

>>77003757
I don't remember when she started being so whiny, but I love it.

>"Ara, Araaa~"
Man, Fauna is great.

>>77006199
When did she say that?

>>77006199
timestamp? i missed it

>>77002782
Wrong. Eating vegan and healthy is more affordable than eating meat in most places in America.

>>77003274
I can assure you she is. Everyone in Hololive is unless they have a gacha, pachinko or host club addiction

>>77008044
I'm really happy, they all deserve it

>>77008044
Wrong and wrong. Fauna is not a millionaire.

>>77008595
Ok snail

>>77007993
This is not true at all wtf

>>77008750
anon is technically right if he just eats rice, potatoes, and vitamins

>>77007993
vegans are absolutely scalped on pretty much everything, be it clothes, cosmetics or food(substitues and ready meals).

I don't get how vegans don't hate humanity. I'd definitely become a bigger asshole if I was vegan

>>77010923
most of them are fucking preachy assholes though.

About to watch the vod, how was the stream? Did she say anything about the next one?

>>77015062
>>77002685
>>77001826

>>77001421
at least pi is free

I miss mommy...

https://www.youtube.com/live/09BAuOlOans

>>77028461
She got the Gura collab, let's fucking go

>>77028461
it's funny how this was easily predicted when everyone tip-toed around announcing it. Wouldn't want to set any expectations or anything

>>77028461
the starting time for this is FST+2 and it seems to be a collab, so I wonder if the members stream got moved to saturday

>>77028789
nah, i bet gura will reveal something today
and tomorrow will only be a collab as planned

Lamy talked about Fauna for a bit while playing the Sisyphus game

>>77029649
I hope Fauna gets suspended for lying about her achievements and misleading other members

The Lamy Council will become Hololive Gamers Gen 2.

>>77029691
she didn't lie, she did make it to the top

>>77029351
oh yeah that would make sense

>>77029649
>fauna successfully gaslighting everyone
Im laughing so hard

>https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/1d4ptxs/huge_controversy_breaks_out_in_donald_trumps_talk/
wikipedia stream when

uuu

Fauna said she was going to stream today right?

>>77029649
lol, that's so funny

You guys better be there for the Gura stream.

>>77045726
if its thumbnail bait i will be sad

>>77043634
Members yeah

>>77045726
>>77045890
It's going to be anouncing what tomorrows collab is about most likely, unless the dates got mixed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t9ELE4QQ3w

>>77047406
Nice

>>77047406
I love these streams. They're perfect for memgens.

>>77047406
I wish she did a watchalong or something. I don't like these puzzle games.

>>77048412
I don't mind puzzles games, this one isn't very interesting though
At least it'll be done when she's cleared it

Didn't Fauna say collab was tomorrow or did I forget to take my meds?

>>77049747
If she made a mistake she would be already uuuuu'ing about a mixup, so it's all planned. Gura will reveal something today, and that's why Fauna only does members, it's easier to end within 2 hours. Then they will collab tomorrow. With Fauna being related to this stream there is only like 0.1% chance she meant someone else, especially when she was calling it a 'special' collab, it must be important.

I bet the announcement is that she's doing a song with Gura

>>76995262
I could take on 30 of those fem saplings at once

>>77029649
JPs talking about fauna and praising her
You love to see it

I need to buy a glass display case

>>77029649
when will they collab

>>77050575
https://youtu.be/ObopQXYw9Y4

The plushie is slightly longer than my shaft at full mast
I am afraid of what I'll do

>>77050575
Ok but when are they going to debut the middle girl?

>>77050716
Man I've watched this a ton already... guess I'll watch it again while we wait for the next collab

>>77050557
Nice

I really miss fauna

>>77050557

>>77051630
Hot

>>77051630
faumei is one of the greatest pairings in holo

>>77029649
>>77050575
>>77050716
wamys OLEV

Procreation with faunya

>>77051630
>>77051932
During the Fauna's Odd Taxi performance where she reaches her hand out, Mumei: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NxONp9djuk&t=7045
They are cute together

>>77052845
a cat is fine too

>>77052970
Cute

>>77053026
That stream was complete kino

>>77053102
I hope we get another dungeon stream soon

>>77053102
I love how in both dungeon streams fauna always let everyone knows how mumei is her favorite

>>77053008
I meant the real faunya

>>77053365

>>77053365

>>77053503
I said the REAL faunya
>>77053514
Perfect

>>77053026
This convinces me that Mumei would be the one with the cock

>>77053672
Mumei would be pampered by Fauna in bed

>>77053672
I see you haven't seen that art set

>>77053941

>>77054558
I want these girls to actually drag me behind a burger king in the dead of night, beat the ever living shit out of me, humiliate me and spit on me while I'm forced to lick their boots clean. When they notice my erection, my ballsack is kicked until its purple

>>77054558

>>77054856
doc martens to the balls...

>>77054856

>>77054856
Hope you got invited to the Holoplus CBT anon

my incredible singer

>>77055950
I posted this

>>77056032
Focus on your stream Mori

The weakest sapling...

Watching an unrelated offkai panel but there's a dude in the audience who got on camera. He's in full plate armor adorned with fauna motifs and he called himself the weakest sapling

>>77055348
I did, but the fauna CBT delivery service doesn't seem to be online yet

Fauna!

Skintight motion capture suit Fauna eroi..

How is she eating so many Big macs?

my perfect control freak wife

Wish I could tune into the stream

>>77054558
what a quirky little white girl

>>77058513
Go out and search for coins, pretty sure you could find $5 in change out in the wild

>>77058094
She's a big girl

>>77058545
I do not like this kirin, Charlie. It's smug aura mocks me.

>>77058513
Buy it with ARS if you cannot afford.

>>77056727
That's tragic, management is always so slow

i just smile instantly when shes singing a silly song while gaming

my oshi's so smart

>>77058736
That works? with a VPN?

>>77058513
Bro one quick blowjob would probably get you enough to member for a year. You just don't want it enough.

qrd on Fauna stream?
I dont have membership rn...

>>77059972
She's being cute

>>77059972
She's talking about meat

>>77059613
Yes.

>>77059972
She's being extremely dumb

oh thats a ... rusty lake moment

>>77059972
PAY UP, FUCK YOU

>>77059972
She sucks at maths

>>77059972
She's having sex with all the membership saplings. I'm currently #8 in queue

ameri kirin...

>>77060033
>>77060049
>>77060127
>>77060178
good and thanks
>>77060149
I spent all my money on merch, plushies and figures so I need to look for a job... at least my Promise plushies are coming soon

the seed was inside the moth this whole time! i should have known.

>>77060606
>>77058736

I want Fauna to make me her special sandwich...

"its not funny"

seemed like she was on a fast track to solve the second one but...

cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw

How are you supposed to get the optional ingredients then? I don't get it

>>77061977
she found the mushrooms for the deer before going upstairs, shes speeding

>>77061977
i guess killing them in the right order, if the pheasant wasnt there you could get the red wine?

Fauna is so fucking CUTE. She's gotten SO FUCKING CUTE over the past couple days. What the fuck happened?

>>77062106
>over the past couple days

>>77062106
Sex with Mumei

>>77062106
I've been saying that every week this year. It's insane.

no...

She was talking to me btw

I really wish her 2d had similar eye movement to her 3d

time to make pigeon nuggets

>>77063399
I think a lot of it is her set up, but yeah her 2D misses a lot of her movements sadly

>>77063399
Holy shit I think you just made me realize why I find her 3D so much cuter than the regular 2D and it's all her little eye movements. Somehow she even makes those cute.

my brain short circuited

test your spatial awareness

>>77063676
It's the smile too

>>77064201
True, it looks so much more dorky but also endearing.

dang rusty lake and its cubes

Is there a member's stream going on?

>>77064657
Nope, just a collective schizophrenic delusion. This is what happens when the levels of missing fauna get too high.

>>76995396
>got warned by Squeeb police
>continue to squeeb so he raped you
>*cums*

>>77064657
meds retard, its just a schizo spamming on cooldown.

>>77064754
be not afraid i just indulged in some spirits

>>77062885
Yeah, me.

>>77064754
All me.

So dual POV collab tomorrow with Gura

>>77065160
v happy i can still see fauna POV
gonna have to watch the shark now for the deets...

thats so fauna

Normalfags AWAY

man how can i love her even more

This girl... is not normal.

Is she calling out the grayfags?!

>Gatekeeping her ASMR
Based

>>77065671
the cursed randoms...

Dunking on superchatters who tell their life stories. so based

Fauna should just do members asmr. I don't see the big deal

>>77065671
Honestly those comments are pretty funny, at least the one's I've seen on IRyS and Mumei's streams

>>77065860
watch streams tourist

>>77065860
for the longest time the 2nd mem asmr was my favourite to listen to but id love a newer ku100 members

>fauna is gatekeeping her content
This woman is so god damn amazing

>>77065953
yeah, and keeping her community clean too. making it so we can still chat with her and it isnt just greyfags ruining chat.
she really loves us

I WOULD wake up early but sleeping to 11 am is just better

People really had family vacations? I thought that was only in movies...

>>77066233
you didnt? i had loads. they were all genuinely shit, for the reasons fauna mentioned

>>77066233
Poorling..

>>77066233
im sure a lot of 90s kids did, mine were mostly driving trough europe

I'm the youngest sapling here, isn't Fauna an only child

>>77066233
Im sorry, your family probably wasnt doing very well financially

>>77066364
she doesnt mention siblings if she does have them and i dont care to know

>>77066233
yeah but we were poor as shit so it was just camping every year.

>>77066289
Besides visiting family outside my state one time, no.
>>77066294
I guess my parents were just really cheap, we weren't really poor

>>77066364
Yes

>>77066233
They were fun when you're young but you hit a certain age and they stop being enjoyable

>>77066586
ah fair, lucky you. id have much rather spent my school vacations with my friends or doing my own shit than being stuck in torture for 2 weeks, you did alright sap

i completely forgot she wasnt done with superchats the whole time

Chat is this real?

>>77066716
So did she I think.

time to see what fauna made gura do...?

We're watching Gura now

>>77066671
I guess that's one way to look at it. I did hang out with friends all summer playing games, fishing and riding bikes

damn I was holding in a fat one that whole time. sweet relief

>>77066671
Same. My parents are both from another country so every year during Winter and Summer break they would force us all to live with my cousins there for the entire duration.

>>77067481
cum, fart, or shit?

Kissing Fauna on the lips

groping Fauna's tits

Night uuu see you tomorrow

>>77069183
Isn't she supposed to throw flowers or something?

>>77069183
You know you have to watch Gura now.

>>77069383
Of course, I am