/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you failed

>tfw you had the money to go to Offkai but not the time

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

Manko

Sleepy hate

>>77047314
Maybe your career is bad for you and you're avoiding it for a good reason. Like if this was something you want to do you'd actually be doing it but you're not so it isn't.
>inb4 old thread posting
I'm making a case-basis exception for an anon in distress so it's justified

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77047522
Nearly starved.
Thank you, baker.

>>77047617
uuuuuuu i want to say hi to eepy

>>77047617
eepy love

>>77047623
yoink

PIPPA LOVE

>still banned from offkai's twitch chat
oh yeah
oops

Who is raiding us?

>>77047648
we are at the point when we already called out the falseflggers, see commieschizo

>>77047617
good for sleepy

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77047617
Is this a /lig/ corner?

>>77047730
me - the raider-man

>>77047617
Didn't realise how curvy her model was

>>77047549
I had the time and the money and decided it wasn't worth it. From what I've seen so far I was right. Have someone to buy me merch too.

Schizotheories what's she up to on Sunday?

>>77047775
I just wanted to meet people irl that share my interests since I never will in any other setting.

>>77047522
Is that a passing through vtuber?

>>77047743
>falseflggers
who?
>commieschizo
where?

>>77047798
this should be a banner on our divegrass stadium

>>77047798
I don't wana know...

I love Shiina!

>>77047549
The time-money dilemma is pretty universal.

>>77047583
Why is her bum so big?

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77047730
MI6

>>77047798
she said it was something cool so probably a Phase related surprise

>>77047549
I'd really love to hang out with volunteers; shame it's located in CA

>>77047892
Gotta fit all that manko somewhere

>>77047549
I hate crowds

>>77047850
Stop being gay
Here's some manko
https://files.catbox.moe/arpwya.png

>>77047917
Visiting is not the same as living there.

>>77047915
DYRBI?

>>77047829
REMEMBER THAT

>>77047818
Meeting IRL is nice and all but to me it's not much different than a voice call while gaming, except I have responsibilities to upkeep.

>>77047549
I'll probably go next year assuming all this vtubing stuff doesn't implode by then. Gives me to time to work on a cosplay too

>>77047950

>>77047950

>>77047950
>https://files.catbox.moe/arpwya.png
beekock...

>>77047798
"shopping" for some fresh pairs of "jeans."

>>77047915
>trusting Lumi
somebody tell him

>>77047984
I can't even go next year, I'll be busy with residency. But Offkai is only in its 2nd year, there's no way it will implode before year 4.

>>77047818
That's very understandable. I was gonna go this year but had to help out take care of my parent's house.

>>77047798
Dropping the orgy tape she's recording on Saturday

>>77047798
wasn't she trying to avoid people when she was on vacation?

>>77047975
post hairline

https://files.catbox.moe/0q6ysm.webm

I want to junt.
>>66596223
Time for kill big monster

>>77047852
You're right

>>77047716
what did you post

>>77048066

>>77047852
You're not supposed to anti your own talents during divegrass beyond casual banter like Lumi's unsold stand. That cuck stuff is meant to keep to the thread or not be anywhere at all if preferable

I just fucked a vtuber

>>77048074

NOW (Literally right now)
Dead hours

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 1h25m | Offkai Karaoke)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Kaneko Lumi (22:00UTC | 2h25m | Twitch)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

LATER
Amanogawa Shiina (22:15UTC | 2h40m | OffKai Karaoke)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (23:30UTC | 3h55m | Intro to Euphoria)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 5h25m | ???) Probably cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Jelly Hoshiumi (01:00UTC | 5h25m | OffKai Karaoke)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Jelly, Lumi & Shiina (02:15UTC | 6h40m | Orisong Premiere: Lone Star)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (02:30UTC | 6h55m | Are you Smarter than Euphoria?)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 7h25m | Shashingo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikAiElOuFc
Gram Pico (05:00UTC | 9h25m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4s8DtZr-iE
Kaminari Clara (07:00UTC | 11h25m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yjRuH8e0
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 15h25m | Drawing Forest w/ Amami)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tGKRLLx3pE
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 15h25m | If she's up to it, stream not guaranteed)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 18h25m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>OffKai time, any and all streams could get cancelled last minute, yes, this is because your oshi HATES you
>Loki Q&A collab around illustrations this week w/ Nyaru https://marshmallow-qa.com/nyaruyoiyami
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

OffKai Links:
Schedule: https://files.catbox.moe/0x7nhw.jpg
Floor Map 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sk9xbk.jpg
Floor Map 2: https://files.catbox.moe/gjytzt.jpg
Official Merch List: https://phase-connect.com/offkai-2024-menu/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember & Saya

>>77048145
Time to book a flight to Turkey, dude

>>77048167
Which one?

>>77048167
Which one?

What drives "people" to cuckpost?

>>77048106
i think i told the sound guy to kill himself last year
and my ban appeal got rejected because i said he deserved it

>>77048200
>>77048217
me

>>77048167
Was it awkward with the other 4 guys there?

>>77048167
Which one?

>>77048237
I wonder if they unbanned airi yet or not

>>77047617

>>77048163
It fits her Stacy theme

>>77048237
you should use codewords like an hero in the future anon. most places don't approve of suicide encouragement because people are so depressed nowadays they probably will.

>>77048233
You giving them attention

>>77048284
JOE BIDEN

>>77048331
even if you don't reply they'll just samefag like this guy

im starting to question this whole vtubing thing
what is the point? 99% of vtubers are uninteresting and cant really sing that good. very few have any real talent

Its like the whole point is to lust after a anime woman.

>>77047892
Too much pasta

>>77048351
HOES RIDIN'

>>77048371
>Its like the whole point is to lust after a anime woman.
How long did it take you to figure it out?

>>77048284
Is that a femanon?

Consider

Jig?
Jong?
Juice?

>>77048441
https://files.catbox.moe/21jg59.jpg

>>77048385
UP AND DOWN LIKE A VIOLIN

>>77048491
oh my...

>>77048237

no one is fucking anyone until the alcohol starts flowing and no one can see what the other person looks like

Left Side Right Side

>>77048472
sorry we're all too busy running train on your oshi

>>77048359
If that's your excuse for engaging with it you're stupider than you look, and you look like a clown

>>77048200
>>77048217
>>77048272
Some lanky chick cosplaying Watame. It was pretty good, but one of her front teeth was a different colour than the rest. Shit was so distracting.

>sorry we can't ship your daki because of production issues please understand
>btw we have the dakis in stock at offkai

Makiniichan!!! Happy Friday!!

>>77048531
Actually true, fishman needs to open his soju chests ASAP

>>77048595
>because of production issues
This was never said. It was always fish having shelves full of merch and being unable to ship it.

>>77048564
Based, what was your intro

Sh...Shiina...
https://youtube.com/shorts/z8KKrSn2U0M

>>77048564
Sure thing buddy

>>77047798
Lumi keeps moving away from the “I’m so lonely and shy and inexperienced and I’m totally a friendless loser” larp.
It genuinely would not surprise me in the slightest if she started talking about dates and boyfriend hunting (assuming she doesn’t already have one) by the end of the year.
She’s prepping the Gumis for a big change and it seems to be coming sooner rather than later.

>>77047549
I live in the area and I couldn't justify it to myself especially with work ramping up.
>>77048041
It could if this year sucks really badly. They're also holding this in a Hyatt still, the convention still haven't even upgraded to a proper convention center like all the tech conferences in the area uses which is multiple times larger. But the cost would be much higher also,
>>77047956
Sadly doing it because I have a tech job I like very much. It's not awful to live here minding your own business but the state of the place sometimes sucks and I swear the moment I move out of the state, I'm getting a proper gun.

>>77048564
>one of her front teeth was a different colour than the rest
Maybe she had blunt force trauma to the tooth which severed a nerve and the tooth is dead but the gums are still good so it's staying. When that happens the tooth discolors.
t. happened to me.

>>77048441
I know Eimi is a stinky slampig fujo irl but God damn. I would fuck the shit out of her.

>>77048713
Lumi would never. She's pure.

>>77048595
The production issues are with the beans because he got chink scammed by a fellow chink and didn't realize for half a year because he's retarded. The other issues are also because he's retarded.

>>77048371
For me no. That's a secondary benefit.
The appeal was Pippa trolling randos like that kid in that MMORG and chat trolling Pippa then Airi trolling Pippa, Lumi trolling her old corpo with cloak and dagger, everyone trolling Jelly into embracing monkey and smoking, Tenma trolling Panko into accepting the most lewd award and Iori trolling Uruka into accepting the same award 1 year prior, Fishman trolling Pippa with fake graduation letter that he got from /pcg/ and /pcg/ trolling Fishman into replying to a 4-month old Lisa tweet that made her call him a weirdo and choose to join Idol. Then there's the console wars. Pippa trolling EIEN by making fun of Kiki selling her brother's chair and Pippa trolling Idol by promoting "bread emoji" when Yuko raided her, Lumi going spastic over QRD, that fan cursing Pippa with 100 years bad luck in Jong.
It's not just Anime girls, it's smug anime girls

>>77047913

>>77048713
You've been saying this for years.

>>77048713
Do you think her numbers would plummet if she actually admitted to having a BF on stream? Or are the gumis already prepped?

>>77048735
anon...

>>77048780
What.

>>77048780
That's fake because JP isn't supposed to be counted in Raspberry otherwise you'd have to count holojp and nijijp too

>>77048852
Of course it would plummet. Even if she is fucking chads it would be retarded to ever admit it.

>>77048713
>Schizotheories
Lumi is too smart to throw away simp money like that.

>>77048371
it's like watching any other livestream but reasonably cute instead of mildly not boring, like a really long cat video with recurring characters

>>77048735
Never change anon.
It was a joke about fucking Pippa at Offkai. She lost a front tooth a while back.

We've almost hit 1 year since the been plushies were released and not a single person has one.

>>77048854
Yeah I get it, he's joking that he fucked Pippa. But Pippa has missing teeth, not discolored ones.

>>77048724
wtf are you on crack
going to convention center is the death of a con
thats the way to turn it from a fun and fan centered place to hang out
into a soulless corporate mindless consumption fest

>>77048852
She would never admit that. She just won't talk about him, lie by omission.

>>77048724
>proper convention center
Cringe t b h.

Have a nice day /pcg/

>>77048701
I literally just picked her up and carried her off to the nearest bathroom. The fat guy dressed as a girl she was with just watched it all happen lol.

i'm pretty sure this is a woman btw

>>77049033
Rie....

>>77048966
Not necessarily, the anime con here in vegas stayed niche because it used the convention space underneath the baseball stadium. Unless you think that doesn't count as a "proper" convention center

>>77049033
holy grim

>>77049033
KEK

Offkai is a shitshow everything is rammed out

>>77048707
Why is he using the signature "creepy short" music?

>>77049033
Nasa look away!

>>77049033
Haha that bald spot kind of looks like a pp

>>77049033
Did you go there to baldspot?

>>77049033
Make sure you bring a hat tomorrow or bald sniper will get you

there is some cute girls here though

>>77048491

>>77048371
It's like any streamer, they are replacement friends

How many trannies are at Offkai this year? They were everywhere last year

>>77047522
I’ve realized that the reason i like Dizzy is because she’s the only vtuber i’ve found who’s as pathetic and miserable as me.

Previously i thought it was just because i enjoyed making fun of her so much, but her patheticness is just so endearing to me.

>>77049155
if so he's eating good

Has anyone found Airi yet at Offkai? Can you take a picture of her and post it here?

>>77049033
>>77049176
Damn I wonder if Sniper-Kun will get Rie. She has a biggy from hair pulling

>>77049033
Would you still rape femanon if she looks like this?

I need to know who the girl with white hair is.

>>77049185
ngl my eyes darted to the balding guy in the bottom right regardless

>>77048780
KYS

>>77049199
ive seen at least a dozen unfortunately

>>77048371
For me it's about momentary emotional comfort and to help with loneliness. I am not a fan of lewd stuff. I sort of despise it, but whatever, not everyone is me. I'm just watching to laugh together, love together, feel together. For an ethereal moment. Then dust. What more need there be

>>77049155
nigger behavior, please understand

>>77048966
I know but if we're trying to see when Offkai implodes, that would have to be one of the conditions. But I don't think they're big enough for Moscone or the Oracle Centers yet.
>>77049010
I would agree as well except for the fact that they are quite cozy in the area given how often the area hosts them for tech so the amenities are really nice.

>>77049205
Then you'll turn into a schizo anti when you realize she isn't that bad. Same thing happened to Pippa. Seen it before

>>77048284
Her standee should have a speaker that screams "Hi" tied to a motion tracker

>>77049205
Too early to express that sentiment here.

>>77049290
baldy spotted

>>77049155
no i'm just bored waiting for lumi to start
but it is funny

>>77049205
I like her because her, Clara, Airi actually feel like people around my age that I can relate to.

>>77049226
Baffling post.

>>77049337
What the hell how is his head so long this has to be a shoop

>>77049337
kek holy fucking shit

Describe the smell

Just finished backreading last thread since I was busy playing vidja. Why can't you guys be normal?

After seeing so many guys visibly balding, I'm more secure in my decision to have shaved it off
No, I didn't grow a beard. I have the Moby look minus all the tattoos.

>>77049337
That's some dedication to not cutting his hair

>>77049337
>>77049155
I used to stand at the top of the school balcony and look at girls' boobs but this is pretty good too

I'm disappointed at your behavior /pcg/

>>77049389

>>77049337
How do I avoid this? Should I start taking finasteride before I even show signs of balding?

>>77049337
Ah, the old skullet

>>77049239
Someone should drop a bomb on the whole con and humanity would improve by a wide margin.

please shave your head it's unsightly

>>77048675
qrd?

>>77049394
Moby has a beard, it's just a short goatee beard.

>>77049394
im 35 and havent started thinning or receeding yet so im praying i dodged that bullet

>>77049456
Fuck you Lisa is there

>>77049452
That or shave and stop being an insecure retard.

>>77048371
The world is ugly. vtubing slightly less so.

>>77049452
Just get better genes forehead

>>77049452
Accept nature and just shave it.

>>77049329
do you think I am entertained by looking at bald people? the answer has to do with mental development, who do you think gets entertained this way?

>>77049185
There were about 10 extremely confused Korean Air flight attendants in the lobby an hour or so ago

imagine losing your hair or missing teeth, lmao

>>77049452
Start a piggy bank for hair replacement for when the time comes

>>77049452
Shave and when you're 40 and still in shape, let it grow again

>>77049546
Pippa....

>>77049521
What age did you start losing your hair?

>>77048946
Fuck the fish jew.
Maybe someone should go ask him about it at the con.

>>77049350
This, you appreciate Airi and Kurara more if you are their age

>>77049394
>No, I didn't grow a beard. I have the Moby look minus all the tattoos.
So you look like Jack from RLM?

>>77049434
I've seen it get so bad here on some occasions that the bar for my expectations may as well be 6 feet underground.

>open the thread
>it's full of pics of bald guys
Is this a new fetish?

>>77049521
People who grew out of their super serious phase and mellowed out aka Mature Adults instead of anti-fun reactionaries like you

>>77049033
RIE NO!

>>77049605
it's unionically Lisa's fetish

>>77049595
Yes but my face doesn't have the fat to it that his does

>>77049605
bald guys are bald because their superior brain power requires more heat dissipation from the scalp.

>copes with shit he made up in his head
you already proved my point

>>77049605
Making fun of con goers is based.

>>77049494
Good

>>77049434
Thread bad? I pretend I do not see

>>77049456
Rude

>>77049239
stand up
walk to her
ask her name
I know you wont tho, since you posted here instead

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbSWBGL-PN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgg435G_dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_hV_ejovIo

https://wheelofnames.com/jj2-vhh
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>77049371
it's a hwite thing

>>77049631
>I mature when I start to be entertained like a kid
sure you do buddy

What does Ember smell like?

>>77049494
Knocking out her teeth on the curb wasn’t enough.

how are lisa streams

>>77049034
And then Sakana himself came out of the bathroom stall with the hololive and niji ceos and they all clapped for you before shoving Phase Coffee™ up your urethra

i am taking the clara challenge
i am attempting to find a clip of clara that she has not commented on
im 30 clips deep and no luck yet

I used to feel bad about the way I look, then I read these past two threads

>>77049807
probably like the asian grocery store + whatever she ate

>>77049605
Bald people usually have way more testosterone compared to haircels

anyway, last one
the line seems to be dying out

>>77049807
Ranch

Maturity levels dropping. We have hit 15 year old mall kids level. So, Friday.

>>77049226
are you retarded?

>>77049832
Anon she has even commented the video of new clipper with almost no subscribers

I will not shave my head

>>77049676
Hair is a literal heat dissipation machine.
That's what it does. Hair wicks away sweat.
Primitive man has a lot of hair.
Civilized men have less because it is unneeded when you spend all day in a city instead of hunting for game.
Baldos are worse at dissipating heat than hairy men

>>77049886
2 jellies

>>77049886
THAT GIRL THICCCCCCC

>>77049875
This testosterone shit sounds lame then. Why would I want it?

>>77049784
Yes

any of you fags going to record Lumi's karaoke?

I hope they are having fun and making friends. Have fun guys

>>77049886
Jerry!

>>77049886
That's a really expensive camera, that's not something you just get for kicks.

>>77049915
unfortunately this isn't true, hair is an insulator and not made of copper.

>>77049832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSpQxr7iJw&list=PLAp8PIBlT9mLt2o7gI2L3Q2hO9k29VtBX&index=4 but only because she probably forgot.

>>77049921
suisex on the left

>>77049832
does she comment on soundposts?

>>77049784
>He says on a vtuber board

>>77049337
>>77049033
>>77048145

>>77049886
>he bought the get a camera to get laid meme.

>>77049452
you can get hair transplan in turkey for like 2k

>>77049784
Parents watch baby shows with their children. It's a real phenomenon. Only teenagers and teen-brained burnouts care about being serious. You are in the same group of retards as game journalists who try their hardest to look serious and write articles about games needing to grow when they are projecting their own immaturity into their articles. This is the sin you are doing too

>>77049983
Yes I do

>>77049828
Please. I could beat the shit out of all 3 of those guys at the same time.

>>77049943
Makes punching things feel good

>>77050036
Is Lisa actually into bald guys?

>>77050048
how much teletubbies did you watch today?

>>77048523
Sometimes i forget how based Airi can be.

>>77050061
But could you beat off all 3 of those guys at the same time?

>>77049452
Get your bloodwork done. A lot of early baldness (on that level) is due to slop diets.

>>77050081
No.
t. boyfriend

>>77050046
How does that shit work? Is it like a wig or does it actually grow long? Can I get a haircut and have it grow back?

>>77049893
post your scalp bro

Which Phasers could be best described as "Quirk Chungus"?

>>77050144
you

>>77049921
Think the one on the left is a hoshiyomi.

>>77050144
>missed out on being a whore
none of them

>>77050114
I only have 2 hands, and sucking dick is gay, so no

>>77050138
I don't need anymore female fans

>>77050048
>Parents watch baby shows with their children. It's a real phenomenon.
Reminds me of how back in the day, Kamen Rider's leads tended to be older, gruffer men. When they noticed that housewives watch it along with their kid, the leads started becoming ikemen.

>>77049915
What is the evolutionary advantage to me having a great hairline but unable to grow facial hair in my 30's?

>>77049034
This guy is lying, i know because i literally fucked him in the ass half an hour ago.

>>77050144
Pippa and Lia are Boston confirmed femcels and act like old women sometimes

>>77050234
Idk what are asians usually good at

>>77050234
Pussyeater69

>>77050089
What is the difference between Teletubbies and Kaneko Lumi?

>>77050144
All of them minus the last part

>>77050234
>What is the evolutionary advantage to me having a great hairline but unable to grow facial hair in my 30's?
Advantage for gay sex I guess? go be a fag

>>77050265
Asians can grow moustaches just fine

pippa my muse

>>77050081
Yeah, she wants to cheese them

>>77050277
Woman post.

>>77049828
and they all jonged

>>77050271
Teletubbies dont bully their co-workers and raid 4chan threads with their mods

>>77049295
>>77049326
I know, looking forward to going back to hating her with even greater intensity than before.

>>77050271
people that anti teletubbies are more mature

>>77050317
I don't know, the purple one looks like he is into some nasty shit.

>>77049428
Wish he would do that instead.

>>77050191
Suisei doesn't have a yellow headband.

>>77049974
Gorillas run 5 times faster than humans and they are full of hair.
Horses and cheetas are also full of hair
Look at a horse's mane you dumbfuck
>>77050234
might have been a face parasite in your area that selected for non-facial hair men to reproduce more

>>77049439
Fucking bitch

I don't know what to say about this one

>>77050439

I've been here for six months by the way

>>77050310
...

>>77050089
I watched Remi yesterday. That counts. She literally did a Teletubbies RP stream a year ago

>>77050473
old fag alert

>>77050131
Yes, there are 2 methods of transplant, strip and individual, the strip is not used that much anymore and for the infividual theu they take the individual hair follicles from the back of your head and transplant them on top. From what i saw they have a robot that does it automatically and the price varies by how many follicles you want transplanted.
The success rate is not 100% though, so the newly inplanted follicles may just fall off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eTdH2UPXI

>>77049983
I love this woman so much bros.

>>77049845
So shit?
Why do asian grocery stores always smell horrble btw?

Don't forget to grope Pippa's boney bum at offkai

>>77049980
that one could have been too embarrassing for her

>>77050271
around 150lbs

>>77050381
honestly kind of true

>>77050480
Riku is banned from offkai along with all of nijisanji. Doki and Mint are there tho.

>>77050480
He was busy with other things

>>77049886
JERRY!

>>77050473
28 months here...

>>77050480
He doesn’t get to join anymore.

>>77049886
dibs on the black amerimutt in the sundress

>>77050473
Three years.

rotated

>>77050490
Is wemi an honorary teletubbie?

>>77050708
Looks like he’s tributing her from this angle.

>>77050416
yeah, and all of them get shit on by humans because we're hairless sweaters

>>77050756
If Wemi is a Teletubbie does that mean she has a TV on her stomach?

get up
eat jelly
sandwich bars and barbed wire

>>77050763
>Walks up to sleepy furiously masturbating as she watches

Hot

>>77050531
I went to an asian grocery and snapped this picture
It's a dead fish

why don't people wear nice collared shirts anymore? I can understand the people wearing graphic t shirts and cosplaying, but the others should really dress nicer.

>>77050416
I would probably beat a Gorilla.

>>77050806
Yes

>>77050825
Dizzy would buy that and bring it home to her sister

>>77050824
They're at a con anon, not a dinner

>>77050708
So...Mari, sleepy, shylily, snuffy, genuinely no idea who the other 2 are, Kiara, astolfo?, melody, no idea

Muyu's Elmo's World intro makes me immensely happy

I see lots of Phase Friends on twitter, not many Phasers

>>77050416
stop

>>77050806
and it shows a fetus

>>77050887
Muyu as a whole makes me immensely happy

>>77050887
Didn't she get a copyright strike for it at some point?

>>77050905
god nyarus model is so bad...bad model, poor rigging, just go back to the old one

Don't buy Lumi merch, let this repeat for delicious seethe

>>77050938
My baby

>>77050905
If I was fast, how hard would it be to grab one of those and run out the con?

phase needs a gym bunny who encourages her audience to work out and post their gains like those gyms in japan where women call you fat and make you workout the con made me realize a lotta you niggas are overweight

>>77050905

>>77050824
dress nicer to a fucking con?

>>77050770
Humans win against Gorillas by throwing stuff from far away or setting traps. If you think a human can 1v1 a gorilla in a cage match you are delulu or joe rogan
Muh hairless sweat is a cope for baldos who've lost body hair. More hair is always better in nature. The only time you see animals lose hair is hippos, rhinos, elephants and they live in africa with hairless niggers

>>77050954
no

>>77050990
All the based Gumis left.

>>77049915
No, only eyebrows serve that funtion when it comes to humans.

>>77050990
Lumi always gets the last laugh.

>>77051002
Based

>>77050824
see this is how i know you're autistic because you're pressed about people not wearing fucking business casual to a con

You think we get a tweet before or after stream time canceling tonight on Pippa's end?

>>77051035
I blame DancingCharmander

>>77051002
>he doesn't watch Loki
Grim

>>77051010
Yeah f it. Wear a fucking suit

>>77050999
wemi ate a baby, yeah, me

>>77051058
nta, business casual is hot, you're missing out

>>77050990
THROW HER IN DA TRASH!

>>77047522
damn her tits are huge

So what's Lumi doing on Sunday and why is she being so secretive about it?

>>77051068
She said no streams during offkai during the pet stream.

>>77051014
Yeah, it was only humans who lost their hair and conquered the planet
Keep seething, sweatlet

>>77051137
me

>>77051163
I knew it...

>>77051014
>If you think a human can 1v1 a gorilla in a cage match
I can. Gorillas have a lot of blind spots.

>>77051117
You know what's also really hot? Californian summers

>>77050905
I watched a Nyaru stream and now I like brown girls. How did she do it

>>77051084
no, fuck off

>>77050824
Nice try Pippa

>>77047617
uuuuu i miss sleepy

>>77051136
She said the exact opposite, that if she could she'd find time to do streams like she has every year.

>>77051223
TRANNIES OUT!

>>77051223

>>77051161
>He is a proud nigger
Humans used to have a lot of hair but then bred with niggers and lost it. You know who else has a lot of hair? Vtubers. Ever watch a bald vtuber? Not outside of one-off parody streams so no I don't think so.

what is your status /pcg/?

>>77051200
>he isn't going to use this as an excuse roll up the sleeves on his button up showing off sculpted forearms
NGMI

>>77051137
You niggers have separation anxiety to the extreme.

>>77051223
>Pronouns on tags

>every Phase girl cancels streams because of Offkai
>Lumi is basically the only one with an unchanged schedule aside from not schdeluing anything on Sunday because of something cool she's working on with others
>people still cuckposting about her as if she's at the con sucking dick right now
what is the reasoning for this

>>77051223
i think i'm gonna puke

there needs to be some dark web site where willing retards actually fight grizzly bears and gorillas, i want to see retards get ripped apart by animals they vastly underestimate

>>77050905
I like Mari's new outfit. It's very water pokemon trainer sitting in the middle of the ocean waiting to make eye contact.

>>77051297
Playing WHIII

>>77051333
Joe why are you posting in the vtuber thread?

>>77051299
Purposefully inducted, she gets off on that.

>>77051210
But then you can take off your overcoat and loosen your tie all sexy like

[Phase Invader News]
https://twitter.com/GrimmiVT/status/1796638907402228086

>>77051305
kek holy shit

I'm going to cum in the hyatt pool and get a vtuber pregnant

>>77051333
You are the retard overrating gorillas.

>>77051333
They would run out of crazy people fast.
>>77051297
Playing Civ V at work

>>77051117
It's hot when you're hot but that's true of any clothes. Otherwise you just look like a schlub from Office Space

>>77051223
Would (You)?

>>77051321
people unironically hate her for some reason

>>77051297
Grinding Shadowverse.

Not my pic, but clearest one I found while looking

>>77051395
We have found out first contestant for the Gorilla showdown

>>77051390
she's literally describing Phase Connect. this is bait.

>>77051223

>>77051390
so this confirms she's ditching MSM and the hot sauce???
maybe fishman really did buy her out buy wow that's a lot of credit debt

>>77051338
Oh I'll be making contact alright. With her cervix. With my penis.
We're going to have sex.

>>77051369
Whenever someone talks about humans fighting animals, Joe will magically appear

>>77051413
If there's no penis, sure.

>>77051436
Qt with a white hat behind her

>>77051395
what exactly is your attack plan against a gorilla
you gonna put the 400 pound gorilla in a headlock?

>>77051369
I think he would watch Tenma

>>77051390
I would gladly accept her as long as she sings the guinea pig song everyday

>>77051297
Sitting outside watching my cat chase bords

>>77051436
Why is the girl wearing fucking crocs to a convention? WHOSE OSHI IS THIS GET HER OUT

>>77051137
we have a stargazing date, i asked her to prepare some food for the picnic

>>77051436
This Terry A Davis phenotype guy is holding the bag