/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Fat le shitting in the penis ballroom

Offkai hate

Jelly is...

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https://wheelofnames.com/jj2-vhh
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Now this is the content I browse /pcg/ to see

>>77036664
it's the GRAND penis room, and yes, it's mine

>>77036685
(My) wife

PIPPA LOVE

>>77036671
Yes. Kirsche is not there.

>>77036715
imagine the smell

>>77036715
what am I supposed to see here?

>>77036715
Sex with cow.

>>77036757
Nevermind, Offkai Love!

>>77036760
4 assless hags vs 1 thicc boi

Linecon 2024

>>77036757
Offkai LOVE

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

I love Shiina!

Why does it seem like vtuber fans all are balding, every time i see a pic from a convention half the people are balding

>>77036807
Why do so many people go to cons all alone?
Seems like something that would be better to go to with a group of friends.

>>77036807
>The kfp in the corner

>>77036807
why is linus tech tips there

>>77036715
just keep in mind that when you see an anti post, this is what the guy making them looks like

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77036807
Why are most people overweight? Is it just the demographic that likes vtubers?

>>77036807
holy land whale

>>77036858
The point of an autism convention is to hang out with the tiny 0.7% of the population that give a shit about the same things you do.

>>77036858
Not everyone has friends

>>77036715
I like baldy is ignoring Lumi to look right at the cunnies

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77036864
Yvonne's taking the kids...

>>77036757
I will kick jhon offkai down the stairs

>>77036851
I think I can safely say I have the most hair here

[Lumi News]:
>>>/wsg/5568424

>>77036875
This. It's helped me respond to bait a lot less.

>>77036887
I thought kirsche was banned from offkai

I feel bad for the poor dude getting roasted.

>>77036807
I see a single woman in that crowd

>>77036715
Jahvolt

>>77036858
apparently there are like 15-20 groomercord gumis going

>>77036887
>So fat she needs a 2nd outside bra
Yeah Im glad I didn't go if that's the average attendee

>>77036885
Offkai Expo is a vtuber convention that takes place in the United States of America.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

https://x.com/Xyznchro/status/1796566993409397088

>>77036976
Grim

>>77036956
AHAHAHAHA

>>77036887
Her pants aren’t black. Her ass is just sucking all the light away

>>77036971

>>77036671
Dead hours? More like time to get through that backlog of anime/manga/games

>>77036976
dark

You guys are all so fucking fat.

>>77036851
I am surprised as well; I figured they'd be like me (too much hair), but instead I can mog most of the people there

Will DER CHUD make his appearance again?!

>>77036807
The girl sitting down holding the plush is qt

>>77037003 (Me)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EL6KNgeHDRwFFyCP24k6dMpNHzCF7ZqW/view

>>77037064
>(too much hair)
I feel that. My hairline looks almost as weird as Pete Buttchug's when I don't take a razor to it.

>>77036937
She kinda strikes me as the type to be like
>oh I just want a bite just a small bite
>takes a giant chunk
>hold on I want one with a little bit of everything

Honestly Runie owes me Steely Dan karaoke, another Hina collab, and sex

>>77036757
Turns out, anon is only hating because he's in Flyoveristan

>>77037069
???

>>77036807
A couple of oddities
What is phase merch doing near the v4mirai table?

>>77036807
am I a bad person if I instinctively try to spot people in these?

>>77036851
It's the headphones. They destroy scalps

>>77036981
I think that's part of a costume. A cheap lazy costume, but a costume

>>77036807
where are the women? yes, i can see the fatties but they dont count

>>77037003
NEW SUMMER ZINE JUST DROPPED

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EL6KNgeHDRwFFyCP24k6dMpNHzCF7ZqW/view

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EL6KNgeHDRwFFyCP24k6dMpNHzCF7ZqW/view

>>77037150
>When the KFP fag is the only decent looking individual
Grim

>>77037198
Show up later/have special passes for cosplayers.

>>77037003
i'll try to get one if i can

>>77037148
Front row, next to the guy with the blue and purple hoodie next to the v4mirai standee

>>77037188
nah i been wearing headphones for over a decade at this point on top of wearing a hat outside and i still have hair

>>77037208
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>77036807
Lia get the fuck out of there what are you doing

>>77037198
The girl at the v4 mirai booth has a bice ass

>>77037150
Is the purple one supposed to be selen..

>>77037208

>>77036807
>The guy with a Sayu daki

>>77037270
Proof?

>>77037150
I volunteer at events like that in my area just for the people watching. If you haven't had an opportunity to mock the attendees with fellow volunteers/staff, you're missing out. The free attendance is nice too.

Daily Reminder: Pippa is GFE

>>77037289
Basically 1:1 then, great cosplay

What would be Eimi's reaction if you tried to wash her?

I dont know what this game (?) is about, but I do like how Lumi looks in that outfit, looks natural to her.

>>77036851
>zoomer discovers most men are going bald

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77037353
Fish...

>>77037289
yeah, it's what the tail and head wing thing reminded me of, could be wrong tho, check his shoes and vest

>>77037353
sakana...

Is it as much of a Phase Connect Con as last year?

Good 'zine

>>77036887
man the harpoons!

>>77037355
>looks natural
sure sure.

>>77037353
Quick, sell him on protein shakers as merch. Make sure he gets stainless steel ones.

>>77037353
Is that really him? He's grown fatter

>>77037069
why i will never trust anything posted here ever

>>77037461
too much coffee...

>>77037353
Walk up to him to shake his hand but then give him two kisses on the cheek euro-style

>>77037371
Lots of nutrients eh?

>>77037353
ENTER

>>77037208
>no stinky arrow

>>77037487
Coffee has like zero calories unless you add stuff to it.

>>77037451
fat fuck

>>77037240
She looks like a replica of the Mona Lisa painted by a retard

>>77036851
Men start balding at 30 unless you have Asian genes

>>77037106
Cool magazine

>>77037461
>forgetting that the girls made fun of him for that
He eats his problems.

>>77037461
>He's grown fatter
Sign of a good and healthy business

>>77036807
The girl in the yellow sweatshirt with the long skirt is alright, third row from the front behind the guy in grey

In the mahjong life, there are no KO’s. I’ll tell you what, Anon. To me, a coffee bag or two don’t mean shit. Having Awawa or Shiina beat me to the tsumo? Couldn’t give a fuck… As long as I’m alive, I’ll keep getting back up for more. Which is why you… A half-ass like you’s the one thing I can’t stand. Now RON, you little shit!

>>77037353
He looks like such a male manlet

>>77037353
go to him and shake his hand while having your left hand on your belly, make sure Clara sees it

>>77037606
Anon he's asian

>>77037502
(most) Phasers are (probably) nutrient rich.

>>77037606
>male manlet
T-that's what "man"let implies.

HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>77037532
It actually is a negative-calorie food

>>77036887
she should squib to lose weight

>>77036596
Imagine Hina adventuring and getting her belly sliced open by goblins so all her organs spill out while they rape her to death…

you gotta remember erina is a flip and thats like already having autism so you gotta subtract 30 from the score to get the real one

>>77037106
great work
pachi pachi

>>77037353
I want the Lumi in the Penis Inspector uniform, when they're done

>>77037652
Crab is very protein dense

>>77037353
>walk into the room
>yell LIA'S COMING
>watch him hide his face and run away

>>77037487

>>77037722

>>77036715
They should have fucking stalls with all the talents stuck in holes in the wall.

>>77037457
Innocent but a nightmare if anybody finds muh lead one year later

>>77037678
>tanned Lumi
this makes my penis the big penis

How do you think the girls feel seeing their fans faces like this? I was thinking about that trend recently where they would complain (usually as a joke) that they had low female audience but they and we know what their audience is. Someone like Pippa who lives and breaths cute girls is probably grimacing.

>>77037784
/lig/ is doing that again

>>77037198
One here , she's kinda cute

>>77037198
Very likely 500 yards away from you

>>77037816
how new?
one of pippa's first streams after debut was her talking about cons and con sex
she knows

>>77037688
WTF LOL. This is a Clara power, transforming into a squid?

>>77036749
Fat

>>77037208
Theres a lot of good shit here

>>77036807
I found him :)

>>77037699

>>77037878
airi has enough boob for all 4 of them

>>77036757
Offkai should be global and year round.

>>77037878
Man it feels good being a flatty and titty lover.

>>77036852

stop bullying the con goers

>>77037922
who?

phase booth does not look nearly as fun as last year.

These hairlines are abysmal, this isn't normal balding, this is generic failure tier

>>77037927
kek

>>77037922
He looks like he suspects people are taking his picture and talking about him but he's not quite sure

>>77037958
no

>>77037770
>submit penis report form
>she just criticizes my handwriting
TFW

>>77037927

>>77036885
Welcome to America.

>>77037825
Very Airi looking Panko there

>>77037046
I'm just playing dead frontier.

>>77037958
>bullying
Talking about them behind their backs isn't bullying, anon

Bully the con goers harder

>>77037816
We loop this constantly.
Women like attention above everything else.

>>77038038
stop gossiping about the con goers with mocking intent

I feel bad for Likers.

Sakana pics are great and all, but nothing can top the Dizzy bouncing booba from last year vids

>>77037821
>dresses like Eimi and Lumi's pilots do

>>77038115
what happened now

>>77037678
>Tanned Lumi will never happen now that she gets covered in hives from her allergy.
Why god

>>77038104
NEVER

>>77037325
>Now upset cause she saw people arguing and assumed that was the entire threads opinion
ftfy. Cute retard, but a retard none the less.

>>77036887
>>77037150
Sometimes i feel bad for making fun of fat women.
Then i remember that these hamplanets are the very same people who try to get me ostrazised from society for having no-no opinions.

>>77038126
I'm a newfag, i've only been watching Phase stuff for a few months. Elaborate.

>>77037965
The soul has been replaced with marketability.

Pippa is rgdrt

>>77038126
that was well before last year

>>77038132
They went to Offkai expecting to fuck twinks but all they get are cetaceans.

I can't stop looking at this whore's crotch. Women should be forbidden.

>>77037816
>Men are lining up to see me
Thats where it starts and ends with women in any entertainment industry despite what they say otherwise.

>>77038173
Is that one of the managers?

>>77038140
Her hands must remain beautiful. Slim, and porcelain pale skin is the only way.

>>77037150
>Cosplaying Selen
What year is this?

>>77038173
I don't recognize this Phase Connector

>>77038181
What's there to elaborate? Someone took videos from the Phase booth, There was a woman there. She wore a slutty outfit that exposed her huge tits. That's it.

>>77038132
Lia has streamed 50 minutes in the last 20 days and has a crippling pill problem.

>>77038166
/fph/ has reinvigorated my hatred of fat "people" I highly recommend it

>Lemon whore showing off her erotic legs again

>>77037965
Fun costs money and fish already sunk that into the booths, buy the coffee for 40$

>>77038260
I mean, that's what I assumed but I want to believe Diz has huge titties irl too. Just checking.

>>77038250
>>77038259
illiterate-chamas...

>>77038250
>>77038259
Looks like the Offkai mascot

>>77037167
No, basic human nature.
You’re a bad person for posting the traitor whore

Chase the bull strikes again. Pippa must love him look at that custom response.
https://x.com/blairzcn/status/1796406353596182810?s=46

>>77037922
>>77036807
BE SILENT YOU FUCKING MONKEYS

Shiina in a ponytail is too cute. She needs more hairstyles

>>77038276
me when i see Lumi's bare erotic legs

>pcg fawning over the shitty dicsord "zine"
grim

>>77038268
>crippling pill problem
What pills?

>>77038357
kek

Pippa is getting gangbanged by fat greasy nerds in her hotel room right now and (you) aren't there because you didn't go to offkai

Last year the after party karaoke was streamed.
Is anything confirmed to be streamed this year?

>>77038355
GIWTWM

>>77038377
it's free art, stop being gay

>>77037325
I feel kinda bad, but she brought it on herself by listening to the Yuko raiders and having a woman moment.

Chinese might

>>77038250
>>77038259
>>77038303
bottom left of the cutout it says luwud
blind ass niggas

Lumi is extra weird today

>>77038357
Fuck im trying not to laugh when im talking to my mom

>>77038422
>The pilot probably thinking wtf is going on

>>77038330
A distraction. Likes says otherwise.

>>77038422
God I wish I owned that.

>>77037461
He was way thinner than that at the last con.

It's surreal seeing all this vtuber shit IRL

>>77038377
sometimes nice things are nice

>>77038377
>being so bitter you can't even be happy about art

>>77038422
h-he's strong

not even day 1 already sick to fucking death of this blight of a con

>>77037208
Odds that the stinky fujo attends the event herself?

>>77038513
Same

>>77038422
my pocket prince...

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

>>77038357

>>77038465
>waking up after finishing a 16 hour flight only to be surrounded by fat and balding weebs
grim

so... where is dizzy?

>>77038385
flintstones vitamins

>can't go for another 2 years
Wait so you guys are telling me based on the pics here, that if I spent the next 2 years getting into better shape, I could be one of the best-looking guys there and slay mad con pussy?
>but what about your face
I have an average face. Let's be real, not being fat is already a bonus here.

>Lumi jerking off Daddy Smug on stream again

>>77038435
thats the joke retard

>leading up to offkai I was bitter and miserable about it and hated it
>Now I'm really happy and living vicariously through everyone attending
Wtf is wrong with me?

>>77038422
Holy fuck he is so short.

These damn dirty apes don't know my true power

>>77038355
Such cartoony light-bondage... So weird.

>>77037461
Tenma DID say he's a fat fuck, and he thinks Subway and a coke is a healthy lunch according to the Dizzy convo.

>>77038642
you're not well

>>77037958
I WILL bully the fat women!

>>77038593
In my hotel room
She has been crying in the bathroom for 3 hours

final vendor booths & catalogs are being posted.
gonna be a shitload of Pippa merch.
good amount of Tenma Lia and Shiina.
Looks like Eimi with the most in Gen3 and some Clara. Shockingly Erina getting good support to good for her.

>>77038466
>Likes
Sovl

>>77038652
tell him to do the hand thing

>>77038652

>>77038642
>I'm so glad other people are having fun even though I can't participate at all and am being excluded on purpose
You're a cuck

Haven't felt fomo about a con like this in a long time

>>77038422
サカナさん最強

>>77038615
We've been saying this since Phase started going.

>>77038357
>>77038652
Now make him golden!

>>77038652
You've got plenty of material for Deidara and Guldo

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>77038422
hobbit strength

>>77037003
>>77037208
>back of her head at lemonade stand
>split in between pages
Severe lack of Wemi. Incredibly grim. Did she even get a swimsuit picture?

>>77038727
>being excluded on purpose
I mean, I'm excluded because travelling across the Atlantic is above my means

>>77038422
You had to take this picture seconds after I walked passed and I didn't even notice him

>>77038690
Old Yuni videos and the raptor make me want to cry. She was so cute and young and trying her best.

Stop taking pictures from above of the bros who are balding...

>>77038687
> Looks like Eimi with the most in Gen3
tumblr women resonate with each others’ energy

Did Pippa realize she overreacted the other day yet?

>>77038652
sapling spotted

>>77038652
>that hat with antlers
is this a one piece reference

>>77038775
>walked passed
past*

>>77037965
It will never be as good as last year when the atrium was owned completely by Phase and Goslings were playing mahjong in Sakana's coffee shop.

>>77037784
>>77037817
We really need more con themed doujins, anyone have some recommendations?

>>77038242

i have a feeling that jelly is the worst shitposter in this thread

>>77038223
She’s stinking up the room with her pussy again.

>>77038728
next... year... for... sure...

>>77038775
>walked passed
THE FUCKING SKAVEN ARE REAL AND THEY POST IN /PCG/

>>77038800
>Did
Has*

>>77038615
You can get close to that gosling body in that image in 2 years just the chest will be smaller

>>77038856
Jelly is 53% male.

>>77038422
cryptid spotted

Lumi is ching chonging right now

Lumi is singing about our first kiss

>>77038770
They could have easily sold all of this online and streamed events. The only thing you'd miss is being surrounded by fat neckbeards

How come Lumi acts like a massive tsundere and plays up feigned disgust whenever Smugdoka shows up in chat? Does she not realize it just comes across like an act to try to cover up the fact that she has an actual relationship with him?

>>77038593
Combined this myself, was trying to wait for the artists to tweet theirs out so I can just save and post.

is lumi going to play with russian dub?

>>77038722
is shaving cope?

>>77038924
How many times will you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate is fine.

Why does Lumi lean forward so much?

>>77038924
Super chat and ask right now faggot. The other guy did it before why can't you?

I wish Muyu streamed more.

>>77038808
Highly accurate sapling.

>>77038800
She probably realized when she woke up. We just have to wait and see if she doubles down or not. The fact she went back to late cancelations right after when she was on twitter before stream does not give me hope.

>>77038530
>Odd ... ?
No.

I want to lick Erina's taco

>>77038844
>>77038849
>>77038924
>>77038922
nobody cares shush we are trying to enjoy shitposts about offkai

>>77038844
>>77038849
The perfect vtuber: all legs

>>77038849
Too much pussy stink

>>77038690
Anon should sleep.

>>77038775

>>77038967
she shrimpin

Imagine the smell...

>>77038952
There's a female writer who has a writing advice channel I follow and she always shits on the way men write women and romance but then she herself writes the most stereotypical female written males and romance ever.
>men don't know how to write women
Bitch, I have seen the way you write men, shut the fuck up.

>>77038763
This isn't from that, but here's a wemi for you

>>77039032
>twinks carrying heavy load
>strongmen watching
says a lot about society really

owari da

she's doing it again, HELP

I love Lumi

>>77038593
Who do you think is fulfilling orders at the warehouse while fishman is at Offkai?

>>77039032
>/fit/ standing up there in a wife beater watching 2 scrawny asians carry a large poster up the stairs and doesn't even offer to help
shameful

>>77039061
Link?

>>77039032
How slow was he going carrying it?

>>77038919
That was Japanese, dipshitter

Oh messages from me computer weren't being sent I thought Memory hated me

Lumi's set list is full of bangers

>>77039124
Just give in

>>77039132
They are helping
They are letting them get their gains

>>77039132
About what I'd expect from most fitfags tbdesu.

>>77039141
Very and it was just a box with the standees in it

>>77039138
Jenna Moreci. She writes shitty YA books but her writing advice is usually pretty normal until she gets opinionated.

>>77039171
Are you a pirate or something?
>messages from me computer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77039132
>helping the help

>>77038259
luwud's mascot, Eve

>>77039244
Har yar!

>>77039244
Aye matey I'm posting from the seven seas

>>77039176
i gave in more than a year ago

>>77039271
Nice cameltoe.

>>77039132
True.
They should make dizzy carry it.

holy shit that poor fucking guy. He's just balding at 30 and you're murdering him.

>>77039346
i started balding at 24

>>77039237
>Jenna Moreci
Thanks. I will check her out.
>writes shitty YA books
Well, this is what market demands.

>>77039346
Anon, this is a gossip board for Asian American spinsters

>>77039346
Anon, I started balding around 26, I'm 37 now and I still have way more hair than he does. I just buzz it most of the time to be low-maintenance.

>>77039132
Is that fucking Karl Anderson in the white tee and hat?

>>77039329
Honestly Dizzy should be the escalator, carrying everything and everyone up and down the stairs.

>kill a whole weekend of streams for 3 shitty 1 hour panels and so obese neckbeards can go buy keychains
Just fuck my shit up

>>77038422
CHADKANA

Lumi wants me in her room, I'M SO IN

>>77039093
That’s a nice Wemi. Whoever let the magazine go to print without putting Wemi in a school swimsuit or eating a popsicle should be set on fire and buried alive.

>>77039158
It's basically the same thing

>>77039455
Sick

Are you guys really gossiping about other men's appearances?
What are you teenage girls?

she's not going to stream the offkai karaoke

>>77039388
I have a book i've been working on on and off for a few years. "I'm totally writing my book guys I swear" type writing. But it has major YA vibes, depending on how I handle it it'd slot write into the category but I hate YA stuff and don't want to be associated with it.

>>77039419
>Missed his chance to come get a shit ton of merch and not be the weirdest guy in the room for the first time
>Is bitter about it
There's always next year anon

How much gay sex did they have?
https://x.com/MisterYura/status/1796464986237390893

>>77039493
Shiina made it sound like they weren't allowed to

>>77039455
The phoenix is sex

>>77039488
yes, this is a femanon board

>>77039419
I wanted to go not for any of that, but just so I can actually meet people who share my hobbies. This isn't like anime where even back in the day, you could be a normalfag and still like anime if it was like DBZ or something. Vtubing is like the weebiest of weebshit, it's like if they made a con PURELY for Gunpla builders please for the love of god tell me that con exists, I'd go.
I could meet lifelong friends at places like this because anyone here who goes is probably as autistic as me.

>>77039493
directly into my mouth

Any menace news? She used to x around this time.

>>77039509
Bunch of degens

>somone complained about Lumi taking up too much space now we don't get legs thanks asshole

>>77039582
No, go back to /jidf/.

CRISPY NIGGA

[Lumi news] she doesn't smells like lemon, she smells like pee

>>77039582
>>77029101
No idea, these guys might know.
Hope this helps!

>>77039509
Nothing gay about getting a brojob from your bro

>>77038687
sakana having more fan merch than 20 of his talents is insulting

>>77039403
Is normal for your hairline to reecced then grow back even better than it was before? because mine grew back, think I maybe cut it funny or something idk

>>77039659
So crazy you said that and I could smell it. You ever wash pissy girls clothes and put em in the dryer and the smell permeates the house?

Is Lumi right? Youngins don't know tie-dye?

>>77039659
The pussy stink and the pee stink was one and the same all along!

i want her to sit on my face

>>77039493
Why would people pay to go to offkai if everything was streamed? Are you guys retarded?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119228172
https://files.catbox.moe/9dp9lw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ktg3it.png
I'm guessing she doesn't have massive areola and it's just up against the glass, probably?

Find her at OffKai fish and give her the contract

>>77039455
>These were real and not renders
Damn that's sick

>>77039745
I live nearby so its not really much of an expedition

>>77039733
Disgusting

>>77039763
>pepperoni nipples
ew

>>77039784
anon....

>>77039717
acid wash jeans and tie-dye
you just had to be there

>>77039804
gay

>>77039717
Each generation is losing more and more. important or useless knowledge alike. It's weird. Can't tell if it's just internet "culture" screwing with people or if this is the same for everyone IRL

>>77039838
You just described my wardrobe for the 90's.

>>77039825
Damn I'm retarded

>>77039654
Can someone edit this so it’s Memory looking up from the jar as you’re about to bust a fat load on her and lock her in instead of Pomu?

I am now going to masturbate violently to Pipkin Pippa

>>77039455
Is that a fucking '79 Trans Am Firebird? Who brought that sweet ride to the show?