/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>76987699
SNIFFFFF

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>76985761
How is that subjective? We aren't talking about a movie or even an animation.
Stuff like penetration is more offensive and "obscene" to most people than simple nudity.
I know you understand that, retard.
That's why if loli porn is banned on twitter, it'd be much harder to find images that are more graphic than ones that aren't.
>>76987394
Your argument was that LOLI PORN was not banned on twitter under Musk, not images of loli characters. No one said that safe for work illustrations of characters like Gura or Nahida or whoever else were banned.

I'm tired of you. You couldn't find a single artist that posts loli porn on twitter, let alone hardcore stuff. Do that, and this conversation can continue with you having even the slightest ability to back up the bullshit you're talking about.
Until then, you lost the argument and this conversation is over because you couldn't support a single fucking thing you said. You couldn't even show a single example.
So get fucked and eat my shit, you subhuman larping jackass. You don't know a single goddamn thing about Japanese artists on twitter.

>>76987797
samen

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76987945
No you moved the goalposts multiple times, but I already realized you can’t read.

https://x.com/arrow_x666/status/1687946972022611968
https://x.com/Robin0022662415/status/1746585309129929198

Baguraette honhonhon

>>76988722

>>76987427
>tfw got last post
>tfw based archivejanny has good timing
>tfw still relevant next split

>>76988863
the dinos kneel

>>76988863
I normally ignore the retarded gifs so I only just noticed she’s eating feet

>>76988976

Gura has a moon, and she's going to give it to me, her husbandbud.

>>76989079
... huh, so she is
Neat

Gura's tummy told me that Gura is meant to be loved and cherished, but Gura told me not to listen...

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can

>>76989383

>>76988361
I moved the goalposts multiple times in YOUR favor, dumbass. And you still couldn't produce anything.
>shion with breasts
Give me a break, anon.

>>76988863
What's an "archivejanny"?

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

Sex with a fembud.

I started playing Kingdom Come and I've spent the last hour just picking herbs because I saw that you can lvl strength when you get to lvl 10, there's SO many herbs in the tutorial area

Watching her play kingdom come almost made me cry from frustration and pity......

>>76990924
It was the first time I'd ever seen it so I didn't mind at all. What did she do wrong?

>>76990334
Just whatever staff member (I assume a janny) is responsible for deciding when to archive the thread and starting the new split
Or at least I assume that's how it works, honestly I never looked into it. I know threads get archived automatically if they fall to a certain page number, but it seems like threads can get archived manually before that point too. Usually when the thread is around 330-350 posts, or more like 400-600 if the shark's currently streaming

>>76987945
Why would you want CSA material on twitter?

>>76990924
She didn't do too bad

Wife soon?

>>76991008
I was exaggerating but it's nothing specific about the game. Mostly just her refusal to read the tutorial. I've only seen a few of her stream so maybe that's just Gura experience.
It's also extremely funny seeing all the 0 iq moments though.

>>76990924
this was nothing compared to her first couple mh rise streams

>>76991139
>loli
>csam
Huh? Which child is being sexually assaulted when an artist draws on a wacom tablet?

I am full of nice shark thoughts today, are you?

Wife soon?

>>76991322
The who that material is then shown to by troons as a way of normalizing underage sexual activity so they can be groomed

>>76990279
>I made it harder for you to hit the target to help you
That’s a new one

I got master rank on all 4 recon characters in bf2042. Now I don’t know what to do with myself…

>>76991072
Yeah, that's not how it works.
150 threads are allowed on /vt/ at a time. When a new thread is created, the oldest one is automatically archived. Threads can be bumped up the archive order to the top until they reach slightly over 300 posts. I forget the exact number.
No janny archives threads. Meidos might be able to do that, but it's extremely rare.

>>76991447
Are we going to ban candy, video games, and windowless vans too?

>>76988745
La basé

>>76991072
Are you serious...?

>>76991716
Huh, I didn't know that
Thank you for the edifying post wisechumbie

Lurk more next time.

>>76991984
Look I said I never looked into it, stop bullying me

>>76992169
>>76992188

>>76991984
As others have also noted previously, we do have newfags, larpers, and newfag larpers. As has also been said previously I too have no idea where they come from.

>>76991072
>>76992188

>>76991560
Nice try, retard, but it was the opposite.
At first, I said to prove it by finding an example of an artist posting hardcore loli porn (as opposed to partial nudity or just suggestive images) for years (to establish it hasn't been banned) with a bunch of likes (to establish it has been seen more than never).
You then pretended to not know the difference between pin ups and hardcore pornography, so I gave you an example by saying visible penetrative acts, which is what defines it as hardcore (No, it is not subjective like you said).
Then you complained about likes and said it was arbitrary, so I moved the goalposts further in your favor by saying just find something with enough likes to show that it's been seen so that it's reasonable to assume it'd be reported if it was banned. So I suggested as few as 60 likes just to make it easy.
Then finally you complained about the date and so I yet again moved the goalposts in your favor to accept anything that's oder than a year.
And now you're going to try and argue what a loli is because you're a fucking retard that can't accept you lost the argument 300 posts ago.

>>76991614
Uninstall that game for a better shooter to start

>>76992018
No problem. I forget the exact number that a thread no longer becomes bumpable. It's like 320 or something, but you can tell because the post count at the top right turns red.

Dolores Haze from the book Lolita is the original loli. The book's events take place while she is 12-14 years old and beginning to attract unwanted adult sexual attention due to her physical development.

Gura is once again going to watch playoff hockey with me.

>>76992891
Hmm. I guess that means a nine thousand year old shark girl is a bit too old. Guess she's not a loli then if we go by your definition alone.

>>76992596
>Softcore according to wikipedia means essentially no penetration. According to pornhub it’s nothing past the basics but it includes penetration. Youporn it’s anything that isn’t a hardcore tag so anal onward. According to you full frontal nudity is between soft and hard
Yea it’s definitely not subjective
>It needs a lot of likes otherwise it’s not real
In your pea brain mind this somehow makes the circle bigger instead of smaller
>I moved the date to make it easier for you
Well yes Elon musk didn’t create Twitter, that’s not helping me that’s just putting it back on topic
>Shion is not a loli
Just wow

But what’s insane is lying on a site that saves your post >>76969837. Where does it mention hardcore porn? Time? Likes? This is the original post that I responded to and now I’m done laughing at you.

This last stage in cave story is more bullshit than I remember

>>76993186
Your reply doesn't make sense.

>>76993186
He’s technically not wrong it’s why modifiers were added like oppai, baba, etc to fit. I remember a very perplexed look on my friends face back when we were in school when I told them technically that girl with double Ds is a loli and the nearly 6ft A cup was not

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>76993744
Women that play multiplayer games are usually whores. Do you want a whore fembud?

>>76993936

>>76993318
I know you're illiterate, but this is pathetic.
I already explained it needs likes to show that it's been seen.
I'm sure there are way worse things on twitter that definitely break TOS that some no-name account with 0 followers posted years ago, but it's existence wouldn't prove anything because it's unlikely such unknown posts would have ever been reported.
So showing any small number of likes just to show it's been seen is not an unreasonable or irrelevant metric. I won't explain this again.

>according to pornhub, according to youporn
Are you really citing porn tube websites tagging system instead of a fucking dictionary? Ask someone else to explain it to you, but for the sake of brevity, consider it any sexual act between two or more people. The point of this was to avoid something like the ribbon example that I said which was never banned and is not even porn.
>According to you full frontal nudity is between soft and hard
No. I said full frontal nudity was between suggestive images/partial nudity like the ribbon example where no genitals are seen and hardcore pornography featuring fully visible penetrative acts.
>shion is not a loli
And here we go. Shion was 16 when she joined hololive. Her model is based on a young teen. She has visible breasts.
Personally, I wouldn't consider her very loli-like because of the lack of child-like features, and objectively, she'd be an edge case.
The posts you linked had noticeable breasts however, so whether or not loli porn is allowed on twitter, those images wouldn't be removed by a moderator regardless. Same thing if you try and post an oppai loli.

>>76993318
Also, >>76969837 is not even my post.
>>76972734 is. Hence the "nta" at the beginning, you stupid shit-eating retard.

>>76993936
Are you calling Gura a whore?

>>76993601
Nope. Oppai loli is an abomination and refering to real people as loli is cringe. Your friend was right to look at you that way.
Though I agree that lolibaba are loli. I was just trying to show it's not strictly based on age.
That's why Dizzy from Guilty Gear is not a loli.

Gura is currently watching Fauna

>>76987606
Dino gura can climb wall like geckos

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>76994463
You get one more (you) because I like making people look dumb. Learn to read and then learn what context clues are. I said that’s the start it has nothing to do with you, and the word “your” is more general as every posts is saved. That’s why the following questions and statements doesn’t use “you/your.” There’s your English lesson for the day.
And finally you literally just proved you moved the goalposts and twisted yourself like a pretzel to prove a point truly a retard moment. Your posts is talking about nudity and lolis in general based on your example. Why’d you lie and say it was always about hardcore porn?

>>76994992
Fembuds are infertile because they're almost all trannies.

I love Gura!
And how are the chumbies?

How many times now have you retards BOTH said you would stop threadshitting, only to promptly continue threadshitting
Absolutely no self-control whatsoever, eh?

>>76995057
>your English lesson
>Your posts is talking about

>>76994714
No the context was saying he couldn’t understand people liking loli characters and I said she’d fall under that. And maybe perplexed is the wrong choice. Do you know that meme where they’re about to say something pauses, and realizes they don’t have an argument. It was that look

>>76995070
You don't understand what a fembud is then.

>>76995057
I said explicit. Simple nudity is not sexually explicit. You would know this if you had ever read any about any of these things before.
There's a reason why a parent taking a picture of their baby sitting in the bathtub is not illegal.
Explicit has a strict definition.

>>76995283
I understand. I'm just busting your balls, anon. I just wanted to insult oppai loli and was being hyperbolic. No hard feelings.
P.S. I don't think Luna should be considered a loli either.

>>76995380
Wait are you comparing real babies to lolis or saying that it’s ok for parents to post young children naked on social media? Please answer no to both and say you messed up with the example. And to your last statement I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to spread that image online as well

>>76995130
I'm surprisingly fantastic, my shitfuck social media comms class just ended and it thankfully wasn't nearly as intolerable this time because the professor was basically just showing us how to use LinkedIn. Also learned that we don't have to go into class next week, so all in all I'm very happy :)
Funny story - the professor, who predictably has major TDS and decided to make like half of the class materials blatant anti-Trump propaganda, asked the class if anyone had a LinkedIn profile she could share for demonstration purposes. Me and one of the only other non-retards in the class volunteered. First she looked up mine, and saw that I was a security guard with Trump Org, to which she was like "ah, interesting"; showed the rest of the details I put on the page, etc. etc. After that she pulled up the other guy's profile to do the same... and found that he ALSO used to work for Trump Org, as an IT tech.
As soon as she noticed, she immediately let out an embarrassed, bashful laugh, and simply said "I'm really sorry if I've ever said anything bad about Trump".
Other dude and I were gracious about it, just laughed and said it was alright, but I gotta admit, that was absolute music to my fucking ears
I then went ahead and immediately sent the dude a connection request on LinkedIn. I expect anons to make "and everyone clapped" jokes, but I swear on my life this all actually just happened like an hour ago. Made my fucking night LOL

>>76995703
Her motorcycle outfit is peak loli. Though if you follow the age meaning then maybe she’s not

gura smells

>>76995779
I unintentionally read the whole post every time I see the funny shark girl gif. But good on you Anon, I’ve never had an anti trump teacher, but I have had one closeted supporter

thank you anon who pointed out she liked one picture last thread

>>76996009
Based
I wish both (You) and him all the best

>>76994714
It's based on age, or rather it's based on biology.
Since Dizzy develops at an accelerated rate both mentally and physically, she'd be a loli at age 2 or so.
If a lolibaba develops at a decelerated rate, they could be a loli at age 9,000.
The point is the loli has entered an adjustment period where they've first started to receive sexual attention from men.

I thought Luna and Dizzy are considered babies therefore not lolis

>>76995882
Bad (good)

tryin to play Kingdom Come but i'm only getting 30FPS @ 1080p on medium settings with a 3060Ti
might be because it's loading from an external USB drive, but haven't had that issues with other games
looks like its finally time to get a new SSD

>>76995717
>Wait are you comparing real babies to lolis or saying that it’s ok for parents to post young children naked on social media?
No, lmao. I'm comparing images to images. The word explicit doesn't change based on what media it is or its subject. I used the kid in a bath example to demonstrate how important the definition is and to demonstrate that simple nudity is not considered explicit.
And your understanding of what is legal and illegal is incorrect, but that topic is icky, weird, and complicated and it's outside the scope of this discussion.

>>76993458
Hell? yeah I didn't even attempt it. got the regular ending and said "good enough"

>>76996582
Yep, the giant block fucker killed me and I almost rage quit. Managed to beat ballos though. Replaying cave story always makes me feel old.

>>76995717
>>76996522
And just to clarify, no I do not think parents should be posting those pictures to social media. I'm just explaining why they aren't immediately arrested for taking innocent family photos.

>>76995779
Ive never seen one of them in a postion of power not abuse it to "Get the chuds". Update us when you fianlky find out how she decided to screw with you

>>76996272
Something like indecent fan art of baby daisy or baby peach would probably have the loli tag on Pixiv, though that's a bit too much for me to go check myself.

>>76996957
Maybe the mom but if a father posted his naked daughter in the bathtub on social media he’s coming in for questioning no matter the age. Well unless you’re trying to stop the orange man

>>76997285
I shall be on my guard, chumbie

>>76995779
Lol, that is pretty funny, anon.
Why did she assume you supported trump if you only did a security detail for the organization, though? Is it unusual for security guards take on jobs for canidates they personally oppose?

>>76997995
common sense would dictate that people are not allowed to defend the property of people they hate, yeah.

>>76998139
Yeah but if you need the money... how would they check?

>>76998139
To be fair considering the threats of violence against him if you work for him in anyway you’re more likely neutral than a hater.

>>76997995
>Why did she assume you supported trump if you only did a security detail for the organization, though?
In fairness it's a reasonable inference to make in my case, considering I'd previously gone on record in her class as being staunchly, unequivocally opposed to all censorship and executive "regulation" over not just speech, but literally anything
But generally yeah. As >>76998139 points out they probably wouldn't hire someone with Antifa ties, but at two of my coworkers have an explicitly mercenary attitude towards the job. One of them does still does support Trump, and while the other doesn't hate the Trumps or anything, he's more... let's say "ambivalent" towards them
>>76998234
I know they do background checks of some sort, not sure exactly what they checked for though

>>76998234
How would Trump’s organization check or his teacher? If you mean the former his ss is probably among the ones with the most action seeing as they have to do the fbi’s job as well

>>76998139
Like if you do security detail for one canidate, can you not do it for the other if he comes to speak at the same community center? I thought it would be a bit more professional than that.

I want to step on gura's face after a long day at work

>>76998468
I don't know? Maybe Biden's team would check his CV and see he did security for trump or vice versa and then not give him a job. I don't know how security stuff is done.

>>76998565
same desu
I'd take my shoes off first though. I'm not an animal.

>>76999142

>>76999142
SOON!

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>76998864
Most security does not care. If your security is in the vicinity of politicians the screening will be tighter. The two front runners have people threatening to pull a booth on them, in fact they’ve already tried against the family of one. So the background check is probably deeper than your age and citizenry

>>76998565
>>76999056
Facestepping ryonabuds CUTE

living (lived?) the dream

>>76998565
>>76999056
>>76999436

>>77000506
Gura wants to be ryonaed

Is Gura a master baiter?

Fauna needs to work on her Gooba impression to take on her role as Gooba.

Fauna addressing her role as Gura in the Myth musical

>>76999673
Gura... I don't feel so good...

>>77000552
No, she doesn't

>>77001107
yes she does

>>77000848
what did she say?

>>77001162

>>77001196
She said >>77000825

>>77001500
oh ok

Is Gura a fembud?

>Gura brings up fauna it’s discussed here
>Fauna brings up Gura it’s discussed here
This why I end up hating other members. All their schizo fans have a weird obsession with this thread but it’s never the other way around.

>>77002286
ye

>>77002530
The other threads are distinctly hostile towards gura.

I hope you're having a good evening chumbies

>>77003127
I just woke up. I’m gonna eat some chips and fall back asleep

I was thinking...
If you get married, is your wife also technically your sister-in-law?
Because the sister of your sister is also your sister, and your wife is the sister of your sister-in-law...
And the daughter of your mother is your sister, and your wife is the daughter of your mother-in-law...
So isn't your wife also your sister-in-law?

>>77003696
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>76991299
It is the Gura experience
and she always follow through with getting punished for it. the expectation and guessing how it'll turn out is half the fun

>>77003696
No, you technically become a 2 in 1 entity the manages a household

I went to bro's bible study instead of my roomate's hockey game.

>>76991299
>>77004009(me)
oh and there's usually a lot more times where she somehow splits the red sea and just got through the game anyway. she's very miraculous.
watch streams if can...

>>77004059
you are your wife?

>>77004243
Wow. That sounds even more boring.
Also, I thought bible study was like a bible club for kids?

>>77002651
Wait the other generals prefer for it to only be about their oshi that’s so crazy.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77004390
Nta but why would you think study is for kids and club for adult?

>>77004478
By their own rules, it's okay when the talent themselves bring them up

>>77004744
ye

>>77004744
Oui oui mister

>>77000552
Gura wants a lot of things she doesn't understand

>>77004877
Gura understands ryona very well, she masturbates to it regularly

Man I’m so sleepy. I think I’m just gonna post this picture of me and my wife if you don’t mind me

>>77004772
Wait Gura’s streaming right now, where’s my notification and the play by play? Oh she’s not and so it’s not related

>>77004908
No she doesn’t.

>>77004744
ye. I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone again...

>>77005056
ok regularly is pushing it but you're crazy if you think she never has

>>77004767
Because when I was in middle school some of the kids did bible study after classes were over instead of A/V club or sports or robotics club or chess club, etc.

>>77005037
FuwaMoco said that fifth fes was hard to pronounce and next year's sixth fes will also be difficult to pronounce.
Gura might mess it up and call it sex fest.

>>77005101
I’m sure Gura has humped a table or 2, but certainly not while imaging that

>>77005101
oh he's crazy for thinking someone is crazy enough to do a crazy thing?

>>77005254
she made her discord profile pic her getting punched and talks about getting beat up all the time, and you think she doesn't like ryona. insane.

>>77005359
I’m gonna beat you up…

>>77005359
>she made her discord profile pic her getting punched
wtf are you talking about?

>>77005436
newfag

>>77005359
she talks about it because she's the one that always resorts to physical violence but it's always weak bitch ass shit because if others actually get mad enough at her to reciprocate she'd cower and run until they calm down. she knows how hard to punch to get the effect without triggering retaliation

>>77004390
It takes a very special talent for sucking at life to make studying the Bible boring, imo
But then again I usually discuss the Bible with a handful of very knowledgeable, spirited and peculiar people who always provide extremely interesting insight into the historical, linguistic and theological context of scripture. For example, that Jesus was referring to the pagan temple of Pan at Caesaria Philippi when he famously named Simon bar Jonah "Cephas/Peter", or "Rock", and proclaimed that the "gates of Hell" would not prevail against the church he would build atop that rock

Is this Gawr Gura General?

>>77006543
yes it's where we discuss reactions to Gura's comments and what Gura likes

>>77005527
retard

>>77006806
it's okay to be a newfag, you don't have to call people retarded for it

>>77006543
No this is vtuber global. Schizos can discuss anything they want except gura

What I were to marry Gura?

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>77007033
why is dino gura like this

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>77007229
Dinogura is real

Do you guys think Fauna would be a bad lay? I feel like Kiara would be really good at arching her back when getting it from behind, but Fauna would just awkwardly be motionless like a blind dog.

>>77007833
Now youre pushing it chumbie

>>77008008
That's not a chumbud. You probably aren't one either.

>>77008190
I am too a chumbud. Bitch

>>77008233
what happens when they meet

>>77008487
Dinogura will simply eat the dorogura

>>77004390
>Wow. That sounds even more boring.
I don't know, man. I had a pretty good time. I mean, what did you do tonight? Were you invited anywhere?

>>77008538
but dino gura is gura in a dino costume and gura's digestive system can't handle that...

>>77004744
Yes I am and I MISS MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77008602
Dinogura is real

>>77008671
>And then Dino Gura stepped on a guy, and when she looked under her foot her tail knocked over the new Tokyo Tower they rebuilt after she knocked it over the last time, and she went "A"

>>77006303
Oh, well if you enjoyed it, that's cool. It's just to me, it'd feel like listening to someone talk about Star Wars Extended Universe lore for several hours.

>>77008939
>>And then Dino Gura stepped on a guy
god i wish that was me...

>>77008988
Same. I wish not to live any longer on this dead black asteroid.

I like living it's pretty great.

>>76989409
I want to make a secret base and live on Gura's moon.

>>77009229
same desu
>>77009348
must be nice

>>77009348
Based. Keep that light shining, bud.

>>77009348
Sometimes I get so sad that I can feel it in my chest.

>>77009348
I like eating yummy food. Thats about it

>>77009810
that's the only thing (besides Gura) that still brings me great joy

>>77010404

>>77010498
What’s your comfort snack? I used to like cheerios until I became allergic

>>77010593
why do our bodies hate the things that bring us joy. i live in fear of becoming allergic to things i like just like gura became allergic to the oat milk

I like eating dried squid but then I get the runs

>>77010636
How gay is she? Imagine being so weak your body can't even win against the milk of a grain. Absolute faggot stuff.

>>77010593
It used to be chocolate (with yogurt filling), but now it's oatmeal with cookie-flavored protein powder. the one I got tastes really good, and I want to eat it every day. I eat a huge bowl of it on workout days. the best thing is that it's fairly healthy, I don't feel awful or guilty after satisfying my cravings

>>77010636
I wonder if it's oat milk specifically or oats in general, which would be really sad since she talked about eating oatmeal a bunch of times

>>77011583
yeah I was wondering that too. I thin kshe would have mentioned if it was oats of all kinds though...

>>77004920
I see you!

Why does this Gura want me to rape her so badly?

>>77011762
Why does this poster want me to rape it so badly?

>>77011762

I'm so deeply in love with this tiny weak faggot, you have no idea...

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>77002651
Eh,during SNOT collab all the involved generals were pro-Gura, and Ame general are probably our best allies

Why has there been an increase in rapebud numbers recently?

>>77012781
Gura has a rape fetish.

>>77012781
It's the same one rapebud that's just getting more frustrated.

>>77012829
Doubt, ryonaposter always posts T u T

>>77012875
So, all he has to do to fool you, is to stop posting that.

>>77012924
What if I told you it’s literally just you, me, and one other schizo in this entire thread.

I'm in the thread

I'm just having a chat with me, myself and I

>Suffer does the wolf crawling to thee

What pokemon romhack was that chumbie playing a couple weeks ago?

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1796406272499306499
baseball shark

>>77013695
>>77013764
dodgersbud is going to be real happy about this

>>77013695
what is this? probably no stream tomorrow then...

>>77013695
>>77013764
Wooo next time we see her is a sponsored collab!

>>77013613
Inclement Emerald. Wanna see my team

>>77013843
ye I don't mind

>>77013886
I do

>>77013764
>dodgers
if only it was any other team...

>>77013764
why does my wife have heterochromia

>>77013819
It's just going to be a commercial for the actual event. There's no reason why she can't stream.

>>77014079
>There's no reason why she can't stream.
that never stopped her from not streaming though

>>77014148
Wrong, she has streamed on numerous occasions.

>>77013921
I want to see pokebud's team

>>77013951
no really why did they make her eyes different colors they didn't do it to pekora or suisei

>>77014258
oh I'm blind, I thought you replied to the "sponsored collab" post

Shion is sexier than Gura and I'm tired of pretending she isn't

>>77014344
you have been found guilty of heresy, how do you plead?

>Dodgers

you're dumb saying this would be a reason for her not to stream when the upcoming announcement was obviously the reason she streamed in the first place, because management pulled her back from landscaping and pastry baking for a week

>>77011837
Because I'm lonely...

>>77014460
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>77014453
I don't want to believe this, it's sad

>>77013764
>>77013695
Gura the Brady/Patriots fan is the only member of EN they could get that knows anything about baseball I guess

I bet Gura's bro is proud of her about the Dodgers collab.

>>77013886
>>77013921
My team is full of heavy hitters. Some of the best you can get.

>>77014344
shion = tummy sex
gura = thigh sex

>>77014556
Suisei, Pekora and Gura are all blue. The Dodgers colors are blue.

>>77014576
cutebud you haven't made any progress since last time

>>77014344
>>77014608
gura is serxier than shion and is for tummy and thigh and armpit and sex

>>77013764
>>77013695
The heck is this and why?

>>77014765
Dunno, we'll find out tomorrow.

>>77014765
Gura loves baseball newfag

>>77014576
they're heavy hitters? It's been ages since I played pokemon, I never used any of them except quagsire, it's water/ground and can use earthquake

>>77014826
the japanese also love baseball for some reason, like a lot.

>>77014893
don't care about them they aren't gura

>>77014826
She's a Patriots fan foremost. Nobody in America likes baseball more than football. Even the WNBA is more popular than baseball here

>>77013695
>>77013764
I think I know one chumbud who is really happy right now

>>77014765
Ohtani is Gura’s oshi, and she own a grand seiko too

>>77013764
Baseball shark

>>77014667
I’m role playing as a trainer who only travels on the first few routes.

>>77014840
I was joking mister. These are the ones I’m actually proud of catching so far and want to use

if this collab is supposed to make vtuber obsessed nerds love football it isn't going to work

>>77015185
Football?

Gura Soon!!!

>>77014826
I know her relationship with baseball, it just seemed kind of out of nowhere.

>>77015161
they look strong

>>77015185
My favorite thing about baseball is when they clear the benches and a brawl ensues.

>>77015330
They do!!

>>77015268
Gura (as the CEO of Hololive USA) mandated this collaboration

You know... I was wondering why she suddenly decided to stream, its poetic she only comes back because she has sponsored content to shill
Some things just never change.

>>77015385
That’s my favorite thing about any sport. I want to see people die.

>>77015268
They've been trying to find mainstream things to collab for a while, and baseball is kind of a homerun for that. Helps that it's in the west, too. LA is a little better for EN chumbuds than somewhere on the other side of the planet.

>>77015424
I see, truly it is all coming together!

>>77015443
Sure dude.

>>77015469
it has pekora in it she should stay on her own side of the planet imo and they should get someone else like mori to do the collab with Gura

ogey, that confirms it.
This is the "thing" she was talking about in subnautica.
Not what i expecting, but still hyped!

>>77015525
am i wrong?

That explains her steaming recently

>>77015549
Yeah you are. She didn’t sponsor anything in the past 2 streams

>>77015549
nope
hes just upest you are right

>>77015549
Probably not, but as someone who feels the same I'm still not at all interested in talking about it. If you have to then do it now I guess, get it out of the way during sea hours.

>>77015549
Thanks for the ammo

>>77015651
nah im good, was just a 1 off comment of disappointment, I used to really like Gura a lot, same it has to be this way

>>77015705
Its fine we can be antis together bro

Brother shark status?

>>77015443
She just wants money, and she is online hope she see my post

>>77015607
No, it doesn't. She didn't stream before the Sendai collab. You're just jumping on it as an excuse to shitpost.

>>77015607
True, another shill stream
We are just her ATM

>>77015780
so surly shes not going to disappear for like 2 months again after next week right?

>>77015458
If you want to see people die, be a paramedic like me :)

Smells like beep boop in here.

>>77015830
She will disappear again, dont worry
Just hope for another ads and shill
Prepare your money my little piggybank

>>77015830
of course not, birthday in less than a month!

>>77015651
She is a liar afterall

This is Gura's oshi btw
How do you guys compete?

>>77015830
>2 months
Do you not know when is Gura's birthday? At least try to pretend to be a chumbud next time.

>>77015900
More merch! Pay up piggybanks! Money money!

>>77015939
i hope its like $3,000 again this time

>>77015930
I know and i’m encouraging people here to spend more money to Gura! Buy it all! Buy more slop!

I don’t see how you could think of any of this as shill streams and I’m sorry that you feel that way. You can leave now, it’s ok.

>>77015919
This is Gura's oshi actually

WHEN DID THE RETWEET HAPPEN TELL ME

>>77015963
Dont worry, she will make sure of it, she is greedy and only see you as her ATM

I hate when big reveals bring in the weirdo shitposters

>>77015939
I will buy it and you will seethe as usual

>>77015981
Yesman! I love when you concede like this!

>>77015999
I hate when vtubers very clearly dont care about their fans

>>77015250
I love you Gura!!!

>>77015990
12 minutes ago. She is in this thread! Say something to our little golddigger

Why is this SEAnigga mad again?

I can't see the IP count, but I have a sneaking suspicion that we suddenly got a few more.

I love sweet nijisisters tears

>>77016031
Told you already she only saw you as an ATM! Buy more slop goy!

>>77015990
10 mins ago

>>77016063
Nijiniggers getting mogged again, xhe's mad

>>77016063
SEA doesn't watch baseball

>>77016031
She never did! She never will! Be a good yesman and support her

Will Gura leave me one day if I became broke and fat?

>>77016052
>>77016093
it's 17 minutes ago actually.

>>77016119
But they can still shitpost

>>77014576
delete this shit and play touhoumon, a real bud's game

Bully me all you want. I can take it. I’ve been called retarded my whole life. For being stronger, faster, smarter. This is nothing to me. My loyalty for Gura is unyielding, and there is nothing you can do to change that.

>>77016139
Broke and fat mean you need to kys for gura!

>>77016171
Nice one cucked yesman! She will take all your money

>>77015990
>>77016052
>>77016093
>>77016149
was it her or mane-chan? nothing else besides the event so probably the latter

I was watching the other threads get real time moderation yesterday and /ggg/ is left to hang again. Why the fuck are jannies so biased

What's the point of being so obvious in your threadshitting?

>>77016171
>I’ve been called retarded my whole life
>for being smarter

>shilling for whiteskin sports
Another day another blatant racism from hololive

MARI AND ALIAS ARE GOING TO FUCK

Chumchads just can't stop winning

>>77016305
goob morning

>>77016281
It suppress them

This is some really lukewarm threadshitting

>>77016305
sleep tight buddy

>>77016320
this is my favorite satire post

>>77016306
beisbol is a latinx sport

>>77016346
>satire
Change your oshi

we're so fucking back bros!

>>77016382
to who?

I committed a sin, I goomed to big booba gooba.

>>76987606
This dinogura looks erotic to me for some reasons...

>>77016346
Cope and Seethe. Your oshi will never be as good as Gura.

>>77016305
Oyasame

Are we all creepy perverts?

I'd make /cc/ but its really late now and it wouldn't survive the night

>>77016474
>*Li touchí*

Child

>>77016485
No need chumbie

>>77016305
sharkdreams

>>77016255
This is so true lmao I was banned because I called their oshi a fat and yet you can use all the insult against Gura in here

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>77016577
Jannies are pro phase and vshoujo

>>77016577
>insults
point out one thing that isnt just the truth?
this isnt reddit, people dont get banned for general discussion just because you dont like it

>>77016667
So you can insult her as fat here?

>>77016419
Gooming to a superior Gura form is never a sin

Cool, seafags angry again, maybe next thread will be better.

>>77016419
based, gura loves booba gura too

hewwo chumbies?

>>77016667
Shut up yesmen, you're getting cucked

>>77016700
yea probably?
I genuinely doubt you got banned for calling someone fat seeing as many other threads on this board have rampant dox at all times that never get deleted or literal open raids from discords or kiwifarms

>>77016667
I watched shitposters get clapped left and right yesterday for the most mild shit in the other splits and yet /ggg/ is untouched. Why the fuck is it like this

>>77016752
Wtf Gura I love you!!!!! Please fuck my ass with a baseball bat!!

>>77016771
Apply to become a janny next time

I kinda want Gura to perform LoliKami to a Dodgers stadium full of normies...

>>77016771
sure and i watched /pcg/ get raided openly by literal convicted pedophiles from a /k/ discord for like 2 days now with no bans, your point?

>>77016768
So just because it doesnt get deleted its okay to post, nice

>>77016722
Even if it isn't, it'll pass. It always does.

>>77016771
Good, now try to shitpost /jidf/

>>77016846
The point is that the moderation is biased

>>77016874
I tried to convince myself for two years, it never gets better

>>77016714
>>77016739
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>77016906
maybe a little but the better point is that moderation is shit and always has been and people calling Gura lazy or saying shes only in it for the money isnt bannable anyways so stop having a meltdown like a angry 7 year old

Is it too late for me to learn about baseball now?

>>77016846
Eh, i thought jannies are phasecuck

>>77016999
Don't bother, forcing an interest just because the girl you like likes it is cringe as fuck.

>>77016970
You hear that boys?

>>77016999
Do it, sharing an interest with gura is based as fuck

>>77016999
Watch some baseball anime and a couple of bench clearing brawl clips on youtube. That should be good enough chumbie.

>>77017036
I mean the baseball rule. I watched some baseball games before and I have no idea what are they doing and why are they running around.

>>77017116
There are simple 3 minutes video for that go for it