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76955631 No.76955631 [Reply] [Original]

you gets to fuck your oshi
BUT
Mori is in the room making commentary while your doing it.
Do you accept?

>> No.76955665
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76955665

>>76955631
How about I make commentary while Mori fucks my oshi?

>> No.76956443

>>76955665
Vesties...

>> No.76957134

>>76955631
If she were my hypothetical oshi, would she be narrating herself getting dicked?

kek

>> No.76957251

>>76955631
Is there literally a single soul alive that would give up the chance to have sex with their oshi just because they'd have to tune out Mori's squawking while doing it? This question is retarded.

>> No.76957281

>>76955631
Our screams of pleasure would drown her out and probably scare her too

>> No.76957320
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76957320

>>76955631
Mori gets to make commentary while I fuck her brains out? Sure

>> No.76957431

>>76955631
she wouldn't be able to narrate, cause im fucking her mouth, simple as

>> No.76957475

>people would unironically fuck mori
How /vt/ has fallen…….

>> No.76957609
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76957609

>>76957475
Nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with the sexy pink woman anon

>> No.76957768

>>76957609
That’s too feminized for mori

>> No.76957864

>>76957475
Any day of the week, month, year, decade, or century.

>> No.76959154

It would be odd if mori sexed me from a different room, but equally odd if she commentated while we were making love

>> No.76962435

>>76955631
But Mori is my oshi

>> No.76962580
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>>76955631
Sure.
I'm 151 cm.
She would be seething with jealousy.

>> No.76962701

>>76962580
>dear luffy, it happened again. This girl I know scored an attractive male, and she literally FORCED me to watch them have smexy times

>> No.76963452
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>>76955631
Im not interested in fucking Pekora

>> No.76963860

>>76955631
sure, either she would run away flustered or give me tips

>> No.76964144

>>76963860
>haha ya boy isn't good at narrating sex

>> No.76964777

WITNESS US

>> No.76964888

>>76955631
YES! mori is my oshi. id love her commentary on my performance.

>> No.76965331

>>76957134
No, there's a second, fully clothed Mori standing by the bedside that you don't get to have sex with.

>> No.76965457

>>76965331
That's really funny lmao

>> No.76965491

>>76955631
Yes, I get to fuck my oshi AND then beat the living fuck out of Mori once I'm done.

>> No.76965566

>>76955631
And what's the downside?

>> No.76966301

>>76965331
Kek that's pretty good. Would. I'd fucking ask her for help with the naked one.

>> No.76966479

>>76955631
The commentary better be in freestyle rap

>> No.76966834

That would make the sex so much better, if he doesn't do a good job Mori would clown on him

>> No.76966950

>>76966834
>mori takes them after to teach them the ropes.

>> No.76966999
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76966999

That sounds fucking awesome since I like the idea of being watched by a woman.
What will she say while I mating press Gura?

>> No.76969227

>>76966999
Shell try to make somewhat family friendly jokes.

>> No.76969821

>>76955631
what's the downside?

>> No.76969971

Yes
What kind of question is that?

>> No.76970119

>>76969227
Mori Calliope doing Steve Harvey style commentary of sexual intercourse

>> No.76970536

If she guhs I'm going to release a sugar fart.
Other than that it should be fine. I just imagine Mori as that one person that can't give you five minutes of peace and is trying to ask for a collab the entire time.

>> No.76971740

>>76955665
i want to see that

>> No.76972398
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76972398

i don't watch vtubers. the only one i kind of like is the rabbit because she shows up on MATI sometimes.
i wouldn't have sex with her though because anime is for queers.

>> No.76972565

>>76972398
Go back /pol/tard

>> No.76972603

>>76955631
il fuck both of them
fat chicks need loving too

>> No.76972732

>>76955631
il be doing it doggie pulling her hair while doing kissy faces at mori

>> No.76972812

Woah that’s a lot of cum! Big ups dude

>> No.76974348

>>76972812
Wow, you're really- (faint guh) you're really givin' it to 'er. Really gettin' after it. Man, I might just go head and find time to attend the baby shower.

>> No.76974680

>>76969227
That's hot. Got any?

>> No.76976754

I want more to dom me.

>> No.76976878
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>>76955631
I feel like Mori wants to fuck my oshi herself so I'm not sure how that'll turn out but sure

>> No.76976939

>>76955631
>another thread of people sexualising their oshi
what kind of absolute degenerate wants to fuck their oshi? Is this an EN thing?

>> No.76977137

I would wanna fuck my oshi

>> No.76977449

>>76970119
>Mori gives a thousand-yard stare at you and Gura's asses while you do the mating press

>> No.76978732

>>76965331
So I can go to town on Mori and still get tips from Mori? Neat

>> No.76979221

>>76977449
Her eyes locked on your nutsack as it slaps up against a wet pussy.

>> No.76979359

>>76955631
Sure, invite her for a 3some.

>> No.76979600

>>76955631
And just ignore the goddess of femininity?

>> No.76981407

>>76955631
Fuck yeah

>> No.76981464

>>76955631
So there are two Moris in the room?

>> No.76981937

>>76955631
Why is mori making commentary while I fuck her?

>> No.76984036

>>76979359
now allowed

>> No.76985526
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>>76981464
One is Mori and one is the Nijisanji CEO in disguise and he keeps saying accelerate in a feminine voice.
Either way she's your Mori, hope you remember her.

>> No.76989381

>>76985526
I'd be able to tell who's who beyond that, right...

>> No.76989461

>>76955631
Usually these things have a downside

>> No.76989702

>>76955631
No. I don't want to fuck my oshi.

>> No.76990443

>>76955631
Mori gets tied up and gagged in the cuck chair where she belongs.

>> No.76990662

"yo, you gonna just chill like that, be in a hole like that?"

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>>76989381
Just carefully examine and make sure they have a front butt and big tits and you're golden.

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>>76990443
And the other Mori gets tied up and fucked 'til morning

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