/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I Love Lucy

I love my wife

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

i hate miia

In 5 days it'll be Anny's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: Submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). No AI art

Some of the things she likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): Vedal, Neurosama, Camila, Bella Beyumi
>Animals (Especially cats, she's a big fan of the Urban Rescue Ranch)
>Games (League of Legends, Teamfight Tactics, Blue Archive, OSU!, Taiko, Animal Crossing)
>Anime (Attack on Titan, Bocchi the Rock!)
>Sonic (her favorite character is Tails)
>Twitch culture (TTS jokes, emote spam, Forsen)
Model references: https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/h3lygD6I

Your serial killer little sister Alice Sawyer's birthday is in 8 DAYS (June 6)! Show your appreciation for everybody's favorite homicidal maniac by making a tile for her birthday card!
Standard birthday card rules apply, tile dimensions must be SFW and a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).

Content ideas/things Alice likes:
>Horror obviously, in particular slasher villains such as Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th or Ghostface from Scream, also the Amityville house
>She often requests viewers to give her their teeth
>Finland related jokes because she is a Finn (also pretends to be Texan)
>Often jokes about being "older than your grandma" (100+), yet is still your imouto
>Boomer shooters, in particular Gabriel from Ultrakill, Caleb from Blood, Shambler from Quake
>Yuri, in particular with a big titty oneesan (including her friends Henemimi/Nina)
>Her shortstack elf D&D character
>Small cute animals such as bunnies and hamsters, also Pui Pui Molcar
>You might check out her neocities website and the about me page on it to get a feel for her https://alicehorrorshow.neocities.org/

There is also a nice KK card of Alice you can use to make a SFW scene with for the birthday card.

The deadline is June 5th, 11pm EDT/8pm PDT

In 3 DAYS it'll be Juniper's birthday! That's right, our favourite femcel moth will be another year older so lets celebrate by making a card for her to blubber over

Some suggestions to help you get started:
>The baby moth being cute
>Edgy twinks, especially Scaramouche from Genshin Impact
>Her hognosed snake Gnocci
>Outer Wilds
>Disco Elysium, especially Kim Kitsuragi
>D&D
>Her crusty Appa plush

The usual rules apply, tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)

The deadline is June 1st, 9pm EDT/6pm PDT - June 2nd, 2am GMT

>>76980625
UOH

Pink Cat Good!

>>76980704
>>76980708
>>76980718
why is september such a horny month?

i hate the "i hate miia" ritualposter

>>76980625
hnnnnng

https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

Love my wolf wife
she's still playing modded fallout 4!

Excellent OP

Why does this thread exist?

bnuuy cnuuy

>>76980625
ToT

Good evening lig I love my oshi and her friends!

>>76980891
To post about lolis

>>76980891
To bitch and moan about people who don't talk about vtubers in the way you want them to. And to post erotic vtuber drawings

>>76980891
funny blue man

I love my wife! I want to bully children with her (in Fortnite)!

>>76980891
this takes me back

>>76980891
For Seth to egosearch and jerk off.

>>76980961
Somehow misread this as bully children into her

>>76980791
The nights start drawing in and the weather starts to change, people are suddenly inside more

>>76980891
Why does anything exist?

>>76981103
Cause the Demiurge is a dick.

>>76981056
She would bully the children out of me.

that gunk in laynas throat, mine

>>76980625
please no more
i can't party time anymore

>>76981153
I read that as Glunk for a moment

what if your oshi did a handcam stream but it was a handjobcam stream where she just jerked off strangers through a gloryhole for 3 hours

Nano is live playing Indigo Park
https://www.twitch.tv/nanobites

>>76981297
I would streamsnipe her and cum on her hakds

>>76981385
>hakds

>>76981297
>what if

Nice OP.

>>76981385
>hakds

>>76981500
What the heck even is that thing?

>>76981500
that thing is huge

>>76981525
snuffy I believe

>>76981525
snapping turtle

>>76981297
Would it be a legitimate handcam with bare hands or would she betray her fans by wearing gloves like Girl_dm?

>>76981525
my dick

what if your oshi did a handcam stream where she played that knife game you know where they try not to stab their fingers

>>76981525
A turtle of some sort

>>76981525
i think its a softshell turtle

>>76981575
i'd concernfag in chat

Any liggerman going to dokomi?

>>76981507
Snuffy!

>>76981619
me

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

what if your oshi did a handcam stream where she rips out her fingernails

>>76981636
Nice, wanna meet up?

Miia has sex

what if your oshi did a handcam stream where she kills and eats mice with her bare hands

Bnuuy cnuuy live with whoever this is
>Subathon day 165
Jesus Christ
https://www.twitch.tv/druillakuma

>>76981707
Lucy is talking about me specifically

I want to cum inside krumroll

uhhh Miwa absorbed Towa ?

>>76981793
Yes

>>76981717
>Youre just part of my harem youre not special
At least Para is up front about it

>>76981707
dont care and didnt ask lucy

>Nobody said Beri was live
/lig/ has fallen

https://www.twitch.tv/beribug

>>76981707
Who did she go to Chili’s with?
I really hope she’s not openly admitting to having a boyfriend

womp womp

what if your oshi did a stream where she stripped down fully nude and ran around in the street on all fours in the night time clawing on people's front doors like an animal

>>76981793
She's a full blown Kenzoku

>>76980861
I need Silver to sakura splash in my mouth and by that I mean squirt. Silver needs to fountain squirt in my mouth.

>>76981853
Sorry I'm too caught up in questioning her mental state over Metal Gear

>>76981853
Sorry, she's not the flavor of the week anymore

whoever is posting hypotheticals is dogshit at making hypotheticals

>>76981894
who will become the first flakkatuber?

>>76981894
how is this being streamed if she's running around the streets

>>76981853
Sorry, I was daydreaming about hugging her.

>>76981952
I like the last one

>>76981952
what if your oshi bought a $400 league skin

>>76981894
I would mount her live on stream and shoot my load inside of her

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>76981980
Bring back the sky goddess model you bitch

>>76981952
what if randomly during your oshi's stream she'd say "hold on one sec 1 sec i need to feed the beast" and she'd mute for ten minutes but her model would still be moving

>>76981980
Our Queen.

>>76982026
I would correct her by destroying her in a 1v1 then take her out for ice cream to cheer her up

>>76981965
technology

>>76981152
man hands

Drunk and horny again

what if your oshi was actually a mid white woman

>>76981980

>>76982182
perfect

>>76981853
It was a test and you failed

>>76982182
>what if
Anyway, mid white women are a blessing

>>76982182
>what if

I miss laimu uuuuuuuu

what if your oshi changed her style to absolutely content farm garbage, just completely soulless algorithm trend chasing slop with zero personality and the reasons why she was your oshi are just gone now

Has anyone here ever been a Hype Train Leader??

Did the Vtuber DM or call you or anything after the stream as a thank you?

>>76982182
Okay then.

>>76982278
I'd put her down

>>76982291
Yes. No.

>>76982291
they're grooming you

>>76982182
I'd still love her.
personal taste can unironically turn mids into 11/10s though
she already is a mid white woman

>>76982182
Then nothing changes and I am happy

What exactly is Meat 10 years clean of?

>>76982291
Yes
Yes

>>76982182
If she was in cosplay as her character, no problem

>>76982182
Quite literally the only thing that matters to me is that they aren't fat

what is this bit nano

>>76982341
Cock

>>76982291
Yes, no.
I was the first one to sub for the stream so started off the train.

>>76982349
What did she say if you don’t mind me asking? Was it a DM or a call?

>>76982428
Nothing, I lied

Holy SHIT is Twitch going down the drain, for the past week trying to open twitch takes like a million refreshes before it will even show me the front page. Damn you internet let me watch muh anime streamers in peace god dammit.

>>76982341
Shes from the south, so probably meth

>>76982468
works on my machine

>>76982468
Just you oomfie.

>>76982251
there's something fucked up about her face

womp
o
m
p

>>76982468
shoot up twitch headquarters

>>76982504
>>76982489
What the fuck I've changed nothing

>>76982507
be nise

>>76982341
Warrior Cats

>>76982511
wew

>>76982341
shut up

>>76981853
Would she want to be double-penetrated by Miller and Snake, or does she just like to watch? These are the kinds of questions that go through my head

>>76982511
holy built

>>76982511
wi

>>76982507
It's fetal alcohol syndrome, don't be so harsh on her.

>>76982468
Some of the twitch specific adblocks can sometimes break page loads

>>76982468
skill issue
works on my machine

>>76982622
yea if it's not this it's some local CDN thing then cause i've had no problems either

>>76982360
same

Why do you still not have a girlfriend, anon?

>>76982722
I'm already married to the bug woman on my monitor

>>76982722
i don't know how to talk to women

>>76982468
I think (You) installed too many toolbars and fell for misleading pop up ads and social engineering emails

>>76982722
Because I have a wife.

>>76982722
i am mentally ill and emotionally unstable

>>76982722
Intimacy makes me extremely anxious

>>76982722
I'm ugly and smell bad.

>>76982251
put a carrot in it's mouth

>>76982722
the last girl I was with claimed rape instead of admitting she cheated on her bf with me

>>76982480
doesn't she have a prescription

>>76982722
women are scary and I don't like going outside

>>76982182
And she was fat and autistic and lactated

>>76982722
Because I haven’t gifted enough subs to her yet. But I’ll keep donating until she loves me.

>>76982722
>

>>76982864
Were you raised in a lower-middle class household?

Got any good stories from growing up poor?

>>76982722
I prefer sex with guys.

>>76982906
this is insulting there are no fucking gingers in my family our blood is clean

>>76982722
i've had a few and even lived with one for a while. didn't work out in the end and i've devolved back into a gremlin state living in a gooncave, i'm done with the whole scene

>>76982182
Nah I won't believe it

what if your oshi went diving in the Gulf of Mexico and was brutally torn apart by a shoal of the vicious Humboldt Squid

>>76982962
Based

>>76982722
Severe social anxiety. Also, while im bi, i have a preference for femboys.

>>76982866
carrotposting has been retired

Miwa looks beautiful no matter what color switch she does, did y'all watch her art stream that just ended?

>>76982990
I'd see through the lie and know the truth is a lusca got her

What if your oshi fucked Jeff Goldblum?

>>76982906
>and this is our son's room
>he is quite the "v-tube-ar" enthusiast

>>76982962
based

>>76983015
what are we replacing it with?

>>76983005
Want to be my bf? You can be the big spoon, if you want to

>>76983067
what era jeff goldblum

>>76983067
That uh, Jeff Goldblum guy?
Yeah he's uh, he's me.

Layna is such a crystal chakra mom in the making

>>76983104
dunno but I always retire gimmicks after a month or so to avoid them getting too stale, I'll probably bring it back again in a few months cause I still have some I didn't post

>>76982969
He’s the visiting boyfriend of that brunette joining her family for dinner.

>>76982722
Any time I have a chance I lose interest and I'm terrified of dating someone who turns out to be awful

>>76983160
>Layna
>mom

>>76982278
Squ :(

>>76983052
Is it just a colour slider or is it more artful?

>>76981500
water pig?

>>76983174
he would be gelded and the woman sent to the mountains

>>76982595
I think most of all she wants to see them violently make out and fuck like a true rotten woman

what if your oshi saw a boar or something in her backyard what the fuck why is it so big wtf do I do

>>76982722
I don't leave the house and women sound significantly crazier as a whole over the last 10-15 years than they did when I was younger.

>>76982278
This happened to me. She isn't my oshi anymore.

>>76983160
wtf is crystal chakra?

>>76982722
The worst times in my life were spent in a relationship
and these past few years have been some of the best ever, and I've been single that entire time

>>76983307
What's her name?

>>76982278
lucy...

>>76983309
orbs

>shondo op
>shit thread
couldnt be a coincidence

>>76982906
Who are these people, and why are they in my apartment?

>>76982906
make them all blue and put a fat vei on the table

>>76983290
just stay inside shondo

There is a button. When you press it, there's 50% chance of your oshi falling in love with you, and 50% chance of you dying a painful death.
Do you press it?

>>76980625

Goodnight liggas

>>76983372
you've got a nice apartment homie

>>76983170
why haven't we retired batposting then? It has been years and Bat is very stale.

>>76983409
sweet dreams foxbro

I MISS MIWA ALREADY her zatsu streams are so fun I wish she did more

>>76983397
no bc my oshi already loves me!

>>76983397
stop watching battle royale chuubas

>>76983409
Sweet dreams fox bro

>>76983052
She looks good with dark eyelashes.

>>76983397
Yes

>>76983397
Will the button also make her look like her model?

This could be a real monkey’s paw type wish if she’s ugly and just starts stalking you forever

>>76983409
Gn annyposter

>>76983397
No. I don't need a button for that.
But in the hypothetical i'm a loser and I still don't press the button because there's plenty to live for other than my oshi

>>76983558
>Will the button also make her look like her model?
No, you get her as she is

>>76983397
50% chance is good enough, and if I die it doesn't matter anyway.

What does lig think of her?

what if your oshi's heart just wasn't in it anymore but she still went live every day

>>76983690
my gf

>>76983444
>>76983509
>>76983632

>>76983637
What are some of the other things to live for?

>>76983690
that guy's gf

>>76983690
stupid bitch

>>76982990
>reaches lengths of 4ft 11in
>travels in groups of 1200 individuals
>moves at 15mph
>highly inlligent
thank god those shits are stuck in the water

I can't approach women at all, I'll just freeze instead. Simple as.

>>76983397
how long does the painful death last? if it's short then yeah i'd press it

>>76983212
Sexy slider

>>76983690
my sidepiece

I miss Moriko uuuuuuuuuuu

>>76983690
Annoying voice

>>76983729
I made this post

Each time my oshi gets stressted I get stressted
i just want her to be happy and enjoy life man

>>76983730
I'd win

>>76983690
her model looks so retarded it stops me from watching her. the stick neck and giant head

>>76983409
Dream of Anny foxbro

>>76983698
tell her I'd understand if she wanted to hang it up. everyone has to give up on their dreams at some point.

>>76983690
She’s the coolest girl ever.

Can you fix her PMDD worries anon?

>>76983690
I don't like her voice so I can't watch her.

>>76983806
he's got my vote

>>76983806
SNUFFY!

what if your oshi came to your house and pointed to your toilet and why like "wtf is that thing"

>>76983769
No you don't.

>>76983790
skill issue oomfie

>>76983862
Tell it's purely for aesthetics, then I'd get on my knees and open wide.

>>76983862
Id say "thats your predecessor"

>>76983779
How to overcome these crippling fears?

>>76982722
Trust issues, confidence issues, insecure, unwilling to deal with more crazy, was hurt in the past, take your pick

>>76983901
>>76983894
heavens

>>76983136
Either would be fine by me, but talking to people is scary to me so ill probably die alone.

>>76983785
you sure you can win against 1200 small aquatic white women off their meds?

>>76982182
couldn't ask for more.

>>76983921
Let me know if you find out

>>76983921
exposure therapy

>>76983712
Friends, family, self improvement, and other women do exist.

>>76983698
I'd fund her new career as my wife so she can retire.
But also she should re-evaluate streaming and work on making the parts that drain her energy easier if possible.

>>76983778
Grape is so bright she just stands out
I'm godel onna miss this model...

>>76983921
Find a nice practice girl.

>>76983977
How to do that if you freeze before you can even begin?

>>76983933
No need to talk. Let's just cuddle naked

>>76983969

>>76983690
the twitter posts that get posted here are so fucking weird. she has a grating voice. good butt.

>>76983875
Do too

>I've never been fired from a job
Sure thing, Nano

what if your oshi just didn't pay her bills

>>76983954
You just have to be aggressive and wade into the pack kicking hundreds at a time like a fairy tale giant, they'll break and run like goblins

>>76984088
she pays for arknights and that's the only tax that matters.

>>76984088
She would get evicted.

do you ever wish you were normal, /lig/ ?

>>76984088
based

Upcoming on the Youtubes

>Miori: Coworking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MaNqUMBUyA
>Miyo: Paper Mario TTYD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWFinDR4nU
>Amiya: Town With No Name & Mad Dog McCree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_hdZua9K8
Airi: Undertale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK28wc1Ve0s
0.75h - Yura: State of Play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iryyF0ChQhE
1h - Pillow: Room Review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsAqPcDiwc
1h - Nyana: Anime Puzzles Handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la1LI1abtWs
1.5h - Tomoe: Battlefield 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r62Omnwxy5U
3h - Sara: Valkyria Chronicles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RD-wT532DM
3h - Amaya: Donothon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UZi4BIJSv4
4.5h - Kiki: Doom Eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3SxwUayc4
7h - Peo: FONV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtRuwvBa7KM

>>76984117
yeah

>>76984071
Technically she left Phase because they couldn't come to a mutual agreement, she wasn't forced out

>>76983996
I literally can't talk to women, I freeze before I can say anything. It's impossible to find a "practice girl" if you can't even talk to girls to begin with. Yes, I'm literally mindbroken by my fear of getting rejected.

>>76984117
Life would be easier if i wasn't autistic so yeah.

>>76983690
Love her, yes her voice is slightly annoying. It's Fillian like, but she's the only Vtuber who called me out for following her. Just FOLLOWING and many others. Really makes you feel valued and important in chat.

>>76983989

>>76983730
my god they're taller and smarter then coqui

Beri is getting MGS pachislot pilled

>>76984038
get extremely lucky and find a girl willing to help you overcome it.
fall in love with her because of the time and care she put into teaching you how to not be afraid of women.
>Sorry anon its not like that I just wanted to help you! You understand right?

>>76984155
follow more low 3views then they almost always call you out

>>76982722
hate physical touch, Id rather get stabbed than feel another persons skin on my skin

>>76984117
I kinda do wish I hadn't discovered vtubers back in 2019 with everyone else because they've truly consumed my life and given me some weird fetishes

>>76984237
Sup Shondo, how are things.

>>76983996
NTA but my "practice girl" thinks that I'm a weirdo and tanked my self esteem even more.

>>76984149
cool non trauma story, maybe go lifting and get some hobbies.

>>76984117
Just the opposite an actually. I wish I could be a shut-in NEET. “Normal” Daily life in the real world sucks!

>>76984141
Have gratitude for your comforts friend

>>76984180
also better smelling

Sorry!

>>76983690
ass

>>76984221
I'd fill her pachislot

>>76984237
why?

>>76984235
Mello is growing like crazy. She gets over 100 every stream now. Get in early and she’ll remember you at 10k viewers

>>76984117
every day, i feel like my life is consumed with me trying to become a normie

>>76982182
>mid white woman
Like half European?

>>76984117
No, but I lucked out to some degree and ended up somewhat wealthy (as well as maladjusted)

>>76984149
can’t complain unless you got a six pack buddy

>>76984278
I already lift and have hobbies...

i love my mom (who is meat) and i also love coqui

>2:06
>radio silence
uuu i miss juni

>>76984237
whats wrong with you? thats really weird you're really weird and different almost inhuman

>>76984394
no one does, anon, don't be rude and raise hopes like that

>>76984058
Leaflit's viscous pussy morphing to perfectly fit your dick...

>>76984394
I bought in very early but I never reallt chat

i've found it's easier to talk to chuubas if i pretend that they're my sister or my cousin

>>76984464
common autism trait

>>76984450
Your mom is a meth head.

>>76984381
idk, born like this
>>76984464
Im a perfectly normal person in every other way though

>>76984524

>>76984528
they shouldnt be considered human they're holding us back

I will make Beri a mother

>>76984251
And the problem is….??

Think of it instead as we get to live in a wonderful futuristic world where vtubers even exist at all as a form of entertainment and are even free to watch!

>>76984436
You know what? You are right. Gotta just pump your own value up until you reach the top percentile of men. Then it's time for others to hide their oshis.

>>76982251
>Don't care for Juniper or her content at all
>See face clip and click just out of curiousity
>Unironically 8/10
It's weird seeing her fans view her as mid while I don't care for her (or most twitch streamers) and unironically find her to be a 7 easy if we only go on looks, then people tell me she's tall as fuck and I can say 8, 8.5.

>>76982722
My late teens and early to mid 20s were ruined by mental health issues. Now I'm a wizard because it's insanely hard to actually build up that momentum again and get back into life, women your own age won't get your lack of experience, you're unable to connect with young women, etc. If I subtract the years lost dealing with mental health issues, I'm actually happy with my life in that mindset. It's only when I have to face the reality those years were stolen and I'm behind that it causes me issues. Still the only way is forward, if I can't find a gf I'm fine with things as I got dealt a shit hand but genuinely tried to make it work when I got over it.

>>76984513
miwa my beloved

You guys ready for the /pol/ shitters to get really uppity right now?

>>76984519
She’s easy to talk to and reads most comments Homie!

>>76984617
Juniper's weird nose is instant -4 points.

>>76984528
im autistic but i like human touch...

>76984617
Dear diary

>>76984617
>juniper
>8/10

>>76984647
I'm just not a chatter I'm above it

>>76984526
im a meat head (:

>>76983690
she's sex but i dont like her voice

>with the right medicine you can restart even a dying Star
someone photoshop Beri onto this

>>76984617
grow the fuck up freak and stop ageplaying. Everyone goes through shit I life. Stop making excuses for being socially retarded. Women your own age don't like you because you're a failure and women who are younger don't want you because you're weird.

>>76984617
>Unironically 8/10
Are you an african bushman that's never seen anyone lighter than the night sky or something?

>>76983690
I've never seen a non-sexual post about her

>>76984576
Damned sultry Bando...

Man I wish this girl didn't stream so late...I need bed already...

gn lig

>>76984692
beri is only 24 years old

>>76984679
Ok, but when she chooses her chat bf she’ll only remember the commenters.

Laygah is gonna win her over at this point

I think Juni has a cute face.

>>76984510
>Leaflit finds your browsing history looking at jelqing and penis pumps
>every time you have sex with her she injects a little bit of slime into your dick
>slowly stretching it out and making it bigger
Slime girls are so great

Juni doko

>>76984617
I think Juni is very pretty. She undersells herself because that's just how she is and her fans run with it because they have the "haha bully streamer" mentality. Anons here are just jealous women being mean.

>>76984770
and yet her ovaries are already dying...

>>76984770
she is older than m,e

>>76984800
check her twitter she cancelled today

>>76984701
buhh

>>76984692
you're a few weeks too late for this meme

>>76984662
common doesn't mean ubiquitous. but touch avoidance or something like overreaction to loud noises is common enough to instantly make me think autism spectrum

>>76984771
gn frogbro

>>76980891
>>24557933

>>76984808
I think she is pretty too but she needs to lay off the redflag alt girl look. It does not suit her.

>>76984770
if shes not teen pregnant shes running out of time

>>76984785
I'm already dating Beri, Naiyo, Shondo, Sinder, Bao, Lucy, Shondo, Silver, your oshi and liggerman, my hands are full I already had to dump juniper

>>76984331
>semi-regular Sorryposting in /lig/
never thought Id see the day
Fansly stream sometime this weekend too

>>76984180
Also cuter and skinnier.

>>76984617
>you're unable to connect with young women
Just yap to them about Rimworld or Factorio or something.

>>76984872
Counterpoint

>>76984872
What do you think would suit her?

>>76984771
Sweet dreams frog bro

>>76984848
>overreaction to loud noises
Noise makes me anxious, so that's on point for me

>>76984771
gn saru

>>76984858
>But we must never forget the old ways, lest we become consumed by the wild schizophrenia that killed the ancient threads before us

>>76984513
idk what it is about her but I want to have sex with Miwa

>>76981707
damn I should get a triple dipper tonight that shit is so cost effective

>>76984949
nice but not enough skin

>>76984949
i think that helps his point

>>76984949
now post the thigh slap clip

>>76984996
I wrote this except I mean rape with miwa

How do I stop being a chat celeb?
I just want to chat without anyone really noticing.

>>76985040
https://youtu.be/O5bC4bu6ips?si=k7toDYmO7yFlrLat

>>76985069
new account

>>76985069
alt. if you don’t alt you like the attention.

>>76985095
>>76985112
Omg guys ;__; I get too much attention

>>76985112
do you faggots really

>>76984960
no idea I am not a woman but it is not that look that is for sure. She looks like a cheap prostitute in those dresses which is great for coomers but if she dresses like that when going out then God help her.

I need my cock sucked and it's an emergency

>>76985041
she doesn’t give me rape energy.

>>76985069
I managed it somehow
Just say things the chuuba finds funny and not the chat I guess?

>>76985069
say the hard R in chat 5 times fast

>>76984947
god I want to connect my cock with this young woman's rim

>>76985164
Pay a prostitute?

MSM sisters...

>>76985164
Do you have a vacuum cleaner?

>>76982468
this happened to me once but it was because I was fucking with the undocumented api endpoints that twitch doesn't want you fucking with and they rate limited me and random ui elements like the chat or the video player overlay would refuse to load and this persisted for like over a month after I stopped fucking around

>>76985069
most of them probably find you annoying and an attention whore, get the chuuba to call you daddy to assert yourself

>>76985172
>he doesnt absorb rape energy from all nearby women
ngmi

>>76985185
Do you really think twitch hasn't an automod for stuff like that? I got the hammer for fucking "beaner" once.

>>76984797
>Infinitely flexible since they don't have bones
>Can reshape themselves in anyway they want
>Semi translucent so you can watch your cum fertilise their core like a hentai x-ray
>Every single part of them is fuckable
Slime girls truly are the thinking man's choice

>>76984661
It's weird you say that because I actually like her nose.

>>76984701
Not sure why you're pissed, I'm just saying I'm satisfied with how I acted outside of the episode of poor mental health. Cut that out of my life and I'm happy with the choices I made, it only bothers me in the sense that I recognize I am behind where I need to be.

>>76984719
I'm white, my type is pale skin with dark hair and I'm above average height so I like taller girls as they are relatively normal heights to me and I want a girl who is around my height, she could be a few inches shorter or taller. If you want to know my height autism then the ideal is she's the same height as me when she wears heels, but again a few inches either way is totally fine. I never got why so many guys prefer women who are shorter, maybe it's a manlet thing.

Apparently Twitch is terminating its entire Safety Advisor Council and their jobs will be done by the Twitch Ambassadors instead.
>What was the Safety Advisor Council and what did they do?
It was a small group of "experts" trusted and employed by Twitch to advise them on decisions in policy making and feature development for the website. If you remember the deer girl, she was one of the founding members of this council
>Who are the Twitch Ambassadors and what do they do?
They are a small group of "outstanding community leaders" trusted by Twitch to advise them on decisions in policy making and feature development for the website, but they do it for free. You can see the full list of Twitch Ambassadors here (change the sorting from "by year" to alphabetical)
https://www.twitch.tv/team/ambassadors
https://x.com/zachbussey/status/1796283387985989897

>>76985211
hasnt officially left msm talent on twitch like Aethel immediately did after his vanished but probably soon.

>>76984990
The memories fade like tears in the rain

>>76985182
rape

>>76985217
Ohhh like BAD at loading

>>76985211
Sethsbros.... our shaina maidel has betrayed us.....

>>76985211
It's actually real

>>76985218
But soon as you type people say hello to the chat celebs

juniper looks like my sister and I want to kiss her on the mouth. whenever she does her flesh streams it’s all I can think about

>>76985240
densest liggerman

>>76985217
reminds me of the time i had an old hoverzoom extension installed and i thought google started going down the shitter because it was precaching so much shit i kept getting ratelimited

I hate that Sayu's nose moves up and down when she talks