/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76942167
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76942205
amen!

bruh, both management and Axel are retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOo-Bohuo0

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>76942397
Yes

Axel on the telly btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w

>>76942167
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>76942205
Amen.

League HATE

>>76942400
When I get my hands in this little red fuck

>wait what did i say
He is so retarded

Jerry...

Jerry was a cute little pisser

I want to see Axel write in JP to see if he is better at that

HOLY KEK TORAMANE

Oh no... Is that accurate too..?

>Dude I'm going to flying double somersault backflip kick you into a daffodil
based toramane, I bet it was about his outfit reveal stream. KEK

I'm gonna be sad at this pace

HOW DO I STOP TEARING UP

>>76944026
stop farting

one of these is not like the others

>>76942717
one day they will get the hint and STOP PLAYING THAT FUCKING GAME

>>76944105
>enchilada

>>76944105
>>76944147
That is Hakka's secret Axelotl account

>>76944342
That's definitely somethin Hakka would do in a group collab. Everyone saying handkerchief and he says "coom towel"

>>76944444
The weird horse on one side and the nigga woman on the other make it all funny

>>76943791

>>76944554
>nigga woman
kek

Cute Dingoose date

>>76942205
amen

Axel calling out the lurkers just like he did with Jurard

Sometimes Axel is just so cute I wanna pummel him

>>76944573
KEK I laughed so fucking much that dy

My heart is gonna explode Axel stop

BRO AXEL JUST DESCRIBED THAT ART OF HIM AND MAGNI, SOMEONE POST IT

>>76944895
wait which one?

>like good diva
>wait that's the chocolate brand

>>76944895
You know how little that narrows it down

>>76944956
>axel picking his nose
>magni combusting
or is it Altare? I don't remember
>>76944980
if you were watching the stream you would know!!!

>>76945012
I am and my brain zoned out for about 20 seconds

Oh, I bet it's him holding the Axelotls but I think it would be funnier if he gets axelotls biting him

Axel is so cute today

Axel sounds like he's always drunk lol

Man...

>>76945509
just like an aussie should

>>76945509
He was holding off on all this yapping earlier (or last night I guess) because the game was very narrative and had some thinking to do, he almost stopped playing to do a zatsu

That sounds a lot like watching porn with your bros, Axel.

did he just gyatt a dog

>>76946055
he strikes me as one that would do that unironically

Magni I know you are a furry but not like this...

>OH MY GOD... GYATT
wdhmbt?

>Axel gyatts the Cerberus
>One of the heads is Magni
You just know

>>76946128
Oh I bet he's done that with JP and his other friends

>>76946218
I was trying to put this into words, thank you kek

>>76946154
>Urban Dictionary
>"when anything has a phat ass"
hmmmm

Axel wants to eat the dog's glizzy...

>>76946154
Stop posting bestiality

>>76946218 (Me)
Axel stop reading the thread while streaming

>I didn't even need to see the face I could sense it
>I could smell it a mile away
How am I supposed to let go...

axel with the real white woman all along wasn't he...

>>76942397
No wonder management likes him

>me personally, I wanna ride with the HQ squad
ToT

>>76946595
no axel is the dog that fucks the white woman

gibby... your return stream waiting room...

>>76946664

>the koipanions are stripping
whores

Even here, Altare has disappeared, not like this…

>>76946844

>>76946851
he's probably in a nijimale's playthrough rn

>>76946844
Like oshi, like fan.

>And now they're talking about how they didn't sleep last night...
Why did he say it like that

axel watches brain rot

>>76947098
He's a fucking zoomer of course he watches brain rot.

Axel their deaths weren't your fault.... you have to let go....

rapis rapetare
rapexel syrapeos
rapeni rapemond
noirape vesrape
rapis rapel
rapeina x rapeyon
rapezoin rapeka
josurapey shinrape
jurape t rapeford
rapebullet
rapetavio
crapezon rape

>>76945156
Why not both am I right?

>>76947414
based and rapepilled

>Axel gave Bettel a shoulder ride in Japan
cute

>>76945431
I want to give him a smooch on his stupid forehead and ruffle his hair, how dare he be adorable.

Axel no... no genshit...

>>76948148
He'll drop it before he can experience any combat, don't worry

>>76948191
No. He will instantly love the game once he get Clorinde from her banner. Then he's gonna oogle on her tits for the entire stream. Its over axelotl. Your oshi think with his dick...

>>76948301
Doesn't look like a girl Axel is typically into

>>76948341
Wait really? So which girl in genshin Axel most likely prefer?

>>76948301
>Clorinde
he wasn't talking about real genshin tho, it was that other chink game octavio was shilling. Also idk, that character looks super generic

>>76948514
Hey i like Clorinde :(

>>76948508
I have no clue, sorry

>keeps bettel and magni separate
jealous dingo

>>76948508
if there's a gyaru-type, he's gonna want her

>cunty-chan

Axel's home3D scares me. It's like he's staring directly at me.

>>76949171

>bettel and shinri making out

>>76949206
Wide fucking mouth

Axel LOVE

I don't deserve Axel..

>>76949206
>Ever Dream This Man?

aniki's streams always leave my heart feeling so warm and fuzzy

G’night bwos, I’m happy today

>>76949206

>off topic marvel editorial is still pushing paul and mj

Axel might stream miitopia part 10 later today btw

>>76950215
I really hope Altare ends up as the Demon Lord, 100% accuracy

>>76948508
>>76948973
the bestest girl yoimiya

Wan wan

>>76950887
Thought the same thing. The best dingo deserve the bestest girl

>catching up with the off collab
>they put the mic to their chest
>around 120 bmp
birbo...

>>76946772
HE HATES US HE HATES US HE HATES US UUUUUUU

>>76952143
you fat little fucks got too used to feasting often and earlier than planned. slap slap slap get neglected get neglected

I feel bad about not owning any Armis merch but their stuff has been really unappealing so far, here's hoping Ruze's birthday merch is cool...

>>76952368
merch clogs up my room, I just buy the VPs

Reminder to FLEX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ArbrTvHxEY&

Will Shenri reveal his mum like Hakka did? What would she sound like?

>>76953728
>Shenri
Shinri but woman?

>>76953728
I met shinri's mom after he proposed to me and she speaks of him really negatively so do not expect it

>>76955157
perfect opportunity to violate...

>>76955157
Miitopia streams have been so great

>>76955877
I wish Axel didn't hate me specifically and literally only stream it when I can't watch.

>>76953728
Didn't he use to translate for his parents when he was younger? We'd finally know what accent he thinks he has
Though I think he'd rather kill himself than tell her he's a vtuber

Altare should let Awwtare take over

>>76956524
its like dr jekyll and mr hyde

>>76956524
The most puntable being that ever existed

>>76957394
thats my wife your talking about

Did we ever figure out why Vesper lied so much?

Kyousha, I know you're lurking here, so here's my question: how hard was it for you to finish this track? It's mostly just a bunch of 16th note arrows in a span of 6 minutes. Why did you easily get tired?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Truj8D-Dw

>>76957629
>t. kyousha

>>76957766
kyousha is busy playing got because he always posts about it in the nijien thread

SHIKANOKO NOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

>>76957988
Can I have a kemono version

>>76957606
It's not that he lied. He talks mad shit but never does it

Tavi poppy playtime telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMgv9lun4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMgv9lun4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMgv9lun4E

PUPPETEER ON PLAYTIME TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/zVMgv9lun4E
https://www.youtube.com/zVMgv9lun4E
https://www.youtube.com/zVMgv9lun4E

YESSSS THE SCUFFED ACAPELLA INTRO WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76958701
Can’t delete whatever I fucked up

South elysium internet...

Had a dream I was playing around with Flayon's model in mmd, please Coverment don't take forever to make them public

>>76959818
I'm probably not prepared for the things people will do with the mmds. Next thing I know there's Flayon getting dicked down by 3 shreks.

>>76959871
I will make the VG orgies real if they weren't already.

>>76959871
>implying it won't just be Hakka making Godzilla porn

>>76959871
I'm not denying I'll be one of those but I just want to make him do tiktok dances first in my dream specifically it was bishoujo muzai

Axel in 1 hour

Goldbullet you motherfucker piece of shit I did not cry for you ten days and drink and destroy my liver just for you to simp for that nasty brown ex niji like my ex oshi bettel does if you don't fucking schedule your return stream soon I'll never defend you here again reeeeeee

>Yeah! I fuckin won!!
>I told you! I told everybody!
>I said it! I would win and look at me now! Look ay me mom! I did it!!!
loses title ten minutes later

>>76961330
why pick that niggerfaggot when you can have me? We'll have a great time and some chili too.

>>76961610
altare also lost his erection for holostars

>>76959818
How long does it usually take for them to release the MMDs? I wanted to play around with them too and definitely not force flay's model into all sorts of lewd positions

>>76961656
the antidepressants did this...

>>76961330
did bettel post a pic of his acrylic resting on an ass mousepad too

>>76961330
he's just engagement-baiting for the algo, donmai

>>76961753
no but he did lick notmysta's semen out of his girlfriend's cunt the second she debut on twitter

>>76961330
>What the fuck does this mean? Whatever schizo
>Later open twitter
>

ex-Niji love

aniki in 30 min (very happy with my choice of oshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WK6OJ7rsA8

>>76962140
Axel Glizzyrios

>>76961699
No idea if different branches upload them at different times but for reference, ID2 debuts were 10 months ago and they just released their models like a week ago

>>76961866
That was Hakka

Starsanji
Armishojo

>>76961866
nta. wish I didn't remember this, thanks. at least the lazy fuck streaming again

>>76962497
naruhodo.. I wonder if they'd consider releasing them earlier with enough fan demand

>>76961981
Nigga why didn't you spoiler this shit

>>76963136
Shinri looks disgusting here.

aniki miitopia telly LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WK6OJ7rsA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WK6OJ7rsA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WK6OJ7rsA8

AXEL STREAMING A LOT AGAIN I WAS NEVER DEPRESSED

>>76963136
I love Makoto's Hakka drawings so much.

>>76963490 (Me)
>Won't be able to stream tomorrow
FUCK

Hakka living the dream rn

please watch axel

>>76964420
I am but no one's really around in the mornings

>>76964420
I will watch him when he plays elden ring again

>>76964420
Vesper finally forgiven

>>76964420
im watching. le epic dick twister and twist of fate. its a chill stream, not much to livepost

>>76964420
I always watch him, he's my oshi

please watch octavio

AAAIEEEE ALTARE

>Altare's face is restored
>He dramatically kneels
>"I'm gonna kidnap you"
Beautiful

>>76964420
I want this Miitopia arc to end

>Shinri loves that ghost bussy
Axel keeps using that without knowing what it means KEK

i love my retarded oshi

>>76964794
I will never watch the flips

KEK

>>76965255
Well, in Shinri's case, it's true

>>76965255
to be fair, shinri would also love that ghost bussy

>>76965255
No fucking way he doesn't know the meaning

Don't look at the hidden tweets on Hakka's announcement of the stream with his mom

KEEEK

>>76965430
kek why did he even hide it that's just gonna give it more attention and make people open it... unless that was his plan all along?!

>>76965588
Yeah it's so dumb how hiding kinda highlights them because people will want to click on it

It was everything I hoped it would be
https://x.com/kaneshirology/status/1795877207317033380

See? I told you Axel and Altare had a fight

>>76965588
>>76965651
Ehhh I doubt anyone would have seen them without someone pointing it out. And anyway better it contained here than just anyone who clicks on the tweet seeing it.

>the 30th
>his timeslot
>not even slightly back
armis was right to cancel their collab. gibby useless

>>76964420
>beggars
>watching streams

IS HE READING A FUCKING SHITPOST DIRECTLY FROM /HERE/????

>>76966582
huh?

>>76966639
goldbussy, cucktavio, ntrard, crimzon jizz

>>76966639
watch stream

>>76966688
im watching

>>76966365
I'm very disappointed in him and I wish I could let him know but i have nothing but weeks old vods and waiting rooms

This clip never fails to make me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTpi3zzYq6I

>>76967045
Armis love

>>76967045
I forgot about this
Those three have some impeccable wavelengths

Octavio flip song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJK7GY2suw8

The thing about Miitopia is that I don't think I would be able to enjoy another playthrough, specially considering they would share most of the same characters

>>76967342
but that's why it works for axel since he's the only one playing it

fucking kek

>>76967843
Yeah, but Hakka said he wanna play it too, Altare said he were waiting for Axel to finish his first (but that one I don't believe it had any real intention behind it).
So after enjoying this series with Axel I'm saying I wouldn't enjoy another one, and it's not like each one has a super unique viewerbase either, maybe Armis could work.

>Gorimane saved me yo, she got me the perms, when I did something bad she bonked the management instead of me
holy kek, new lore acquired

SCHIZO POST

technically gb said his break was THROUGH the 30th so that's why he is technically not back today (though I am very disappointed)

>>76968211
bubbytelion... at least one of your oshis is so back

>>76968211
i don't know how else to tell you this
______ogey________

>>76968211
If he worded it that way, yeah, he should probably be back tomorrow.

Guys please watch octavio

>>76968694
watching Axel still

>>76968694
im watching axel

>>76968694
i already watched leader and clown poppys and im watching axel...

>>76968694
Not watching poppy playtime under any circumstance

>>76968694
i'm so tired of poppy
even more tired of looking at the aids UI

>>76968694
I unironically can only watch 1 stream rn so I'm watching Axel. Doesn't help I don't care about the game Octavio is playing and he always streams at weird hours go me so I miss most of it and don't feel compelled to jump in late.

How much more of Miiotopia is there?

>>76969045
I thought he was beating it today but apparently there's still a lot left kek

LEADER!!!

>>76968084
Axel forcing reeda to play it rn just to spite you

>>76969158
He's done in the past already, which is where the prompt for Altare to play it started, but he won't. Watch streams retarded

>>76968694
I'm watching vods

>>76965891
cute jutard

Magni's back..

>>76969045
I've watched exactly one past playthrough of Miitopia before (Vinesauce) and he fights the Dark Lord in part 12 of the series. He fights the final boss in part 19 and post game lasts a few more streams. Pretty long game

i desperately need mama and hakka to crush my balls while laughing at me

this is terrifying
https://x.com/miqoua/status/1796166585939382758

>>76971326
Cool! Now kinda curious as to what a pro version of slopman looks like

>>76961330
I feel actually sorry for you, but one of the baitposts here is about his mysta merch so yeah... I hope he brings you happiness soon or that you find someone else that makes you happy

>>76968694
Nigga. It's night time. I ain't gonna watch no bitch ass horror game.

>>76971326
no this is cool

is it delusional to hope for a Shinri zatsu tonight before Month in Review...

>>76973390
Seems unlikely if he's still busy/puking his guts out.

>>76969547
Pretty early hours for him to be awake (when no morning stream at least), what the blue fuck doin

>>76973390
I think so, he'll probably save his energy/voice for the karaoke, specially if you consider they should be together for a few hours before the stream. But tomorrow should be a safe bet

I love Shinri

i am twobert

>>76974298
Fuck you nutrient stealer

>>76974298

>>76973912
>specially if you consider they should be together for a few hours before the stream
Hakka has a handcam with his mom 5 hours before MiR

>>76974298
be my husband pls

>>76974648
Didn't ask

>>76974648
I was just about to ask how long until MiR, that means it's in 12 hours from now right?

>>76975234
yeah, it's at 3pm JST

>>76974258
I want to lick

>>76977008
*Meat and greet

Red pilot fuckers waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/live/e-Ag2CwYA-g

>>76977008

>>76977603
I thought it'd be his turn to disappear for a week but he loves me specifically

I'm bored guys

>>76978871
watch vods

>>76978871
rewatch your favorite vod

>>76979027
do you want the keys?

>Jurards used to be a popular wattpad fanfiction writer
This feels almost equally surprising and in character

>>76979027
I rewatched the woven jobbers' lethal company collab recently, it's still great. Shinri really was losing his shit for 4 hours straight

>>76974298
You could get in by nepotism if you really tried.

>>76979248
i still remember those tweets he sent out afterwards about how much he loves holostars and how he felt more comfortable letting himself go. he had such a fun time that he got all sappy...

>>76974579
I keep forgetting to make an Altare version of this

>>76974298
What are your thoughts on the Jewish question

>>76980061
Twobert is a 40k fan, so i am pretty sure he believes in ethnic cleansing and since its 40k with fire.

>>76980226
Based, death to all jews

>>76980226
>Twobert gets on stage to show off his illusionist moves
>He does many time tested tricks like making birds fly out of a hat, sawing women in half and turning 150,000 into 6 million

>>76965891
MAMA BIG RABU

>>76980839
JEWS HATE
JUZE LOVE

>>76981357
holy based

>>76980878
kek

>>76981412
Just saying, Jurard and Ruze never fucked my economy

>>76982110
>Jurard and Ruze never fucked
I only saw this at first and was deeply confused for a moment

>>76981412
this art is so cute imma cry

bnnuy

dead threauhdyfsgrt4hufej

>>76984735
uh... d-dead world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>76984735
deadanon...RIP.

>>76984735
fdlnfldld to you too

I ONLY KNOW. I ONLY KNOW

>>76984735
The only way to survive is to merge with /NijiEN/

kys

>>76985175
I KNOW OF THE EMPTINESS INSIDE
I KNOW OF THE FEAR THAT MAKES US HIDE

Bettel better take his ugly ass coat for that 3D and show his weakussy

>>76985407
I hope he takes whatever tracking cube they use for Phantom and he dropkicks it into the wall.

>>76985407
I hope he beats the shit out of the Bettelion.

anyone who hates awwtare is in denial and loves him very much

>>76985456
>thinking Bettel is physically fit enough to perform a dropkick

>>76985893
Fine, how about a drop-kick?
First he drops Phantom to the floor, then he kicks him away.

>>76985658
Real

>>76985967
This little fucker is just begging to be dropkicked

>>76985219
Bring your ass elsewhere mate.

Arrtare is here to plunder your booty, you have no choice but to surrender

>>76986666
kek cute, I love you Awwtare poster

>>76986696
I'm not the awwtare poster nor the KILL YOURSELF posters kek. I just thought awwtare could use some shitty pun variety

>>76986292
(You) can try, but you WILL be raped

kek

>>76987055
What do you even call an Awwtare Rapetare? wapetare uwu?

>>76987751
What does that even men anyway? Is it a "My Oshi" filter that is disabled, hence the "off" text?
If so then it's a very amateur UX mistake, no wonder tho if they are just releasing it in english.

>>76987751
One day they'll stop playing LoL.
Surely.

The only way to survive is to migrate to /d/

>>76989133
Went to check out what /d/ was and holy shit what's Bettel doing there kek

>>76989263
KEK

>>76989263
right where he belongs

>>76989133
The only good porn board

>>76989263
kek

>>76989263
That stupid clown is going places holy shit

>>76989263
It's genuinely astounding how good he is at spreading clown AIDS

>>76989263
LMAO

>>76986666
>quads
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>76989263
incredible

YOUR SMELL

>>76990065
MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE

The only way to survive is to merge with /pol/

What if I don't want to survive?

>>76990429
The only way to survive is to die!

Who out of the boys is most likely to eat garbage off the floor?

>>76990494
Hakka

>>76990429

>>76990494
Hakka

>>76990494
Shinri if he had paid for it previously

>>76990373
so they can make fun of my slant eyed asians? FUCK NO NIGGA

>>76989263
Maybe this is really our destiny...

fuck regis
fuck syrios
fuck gavis
fuck machina
fuck banzoin
fuck josuiji
fuck rexford
fuck bullet
fuck octa
fuck crimzon

>>76990960
oh i'm fucking them alright

>>76990960
dont mind if i do!

>>76990960
Fuckbullet ToT

Where is the collab frame Gavis Bettel

>>76990429
There is always something worth surviving for, even if it doesn't seem like it.
>>76990750
The correct term is NIGGER

>>76991329
anon, he's still asleep.