/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Love!
Kill all Italians!

Dizzy PokéRogue
https://youtu.be/0Zkfm9ydJxc

A FUCKING PARALYZED MONKEY

>>76927633
Meru LUST!
Kill all Italians!

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Cute and sexy

Italy HATE

Crystal's cover is out now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W41t045hVx8 [Embed]

Also she's on stream right now as a guest on an interview show, dropping all the lore
https://www.twitch.tv/eggydrago

MioLove!!

sex with mio at offkai (I'm twelfth in line)

Kill Italians. Behead Italians. Roundhouse kick Italians into the concrete. Slam dunk Italian babyies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Italians. Defecate in Italian food. Launch Italians into space. Stir fry Italians in a wok. Toss Italians into active volcanoes. Urinate into Italian gas tanks. Judo throw Italians into a wood chipper. Twist Italian head off. Report Italians to the IRS. Karate chop Italians in half. Curb stomp Italians. Trap Italians in quicksand. Crush Italians in the trash compactor. Dissolve Italians in a vat of acid. Eat Italians. Dissect Italians . Exterminate Italians in the gas chamber. Stomp Italians with steel toed boots. Cremate Italians in the oven. Lobotomize Italians. Mandatory abortions for Italians. Grind Italians fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Italians in fried grease. Vaporize Italians with a ray gun. Kick old Italians down the stairs. Feed Italians to gators. Slice Italians with a katana.
TOTAL ITALIAN DEATH

Lovebugs came out of the closet!

There's something funny on a meta level about Dizzy running every single running joke about Jelly into the ground

I think mio hates me :(

>>76928269
A shiny so soon or did she play the game before?

>>76928791(me)
Jk I know mio loves me :)

>>76928877
She's been playing it a bit before this

It's Dokurover...
>YOU USELESS LOVEBUG

Orla Barbie Secret Agent
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

Orla slaving away in a warehouse...

[Sad news]
No Orla tomorrow

Hello, I hope you Wednesday is going along comfortably. I love my adorable, hardworking cowspidermother and hearing her violent growls as she thrashes my insides with her knuckles. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>76928791
She loves you, the one she hates is me.

Orla doesn't want to be a girlboss anymore. She wants to be babygirl.

Orla is so full of retro games yum

>If it's old enough to die in a war then it's retro to me

>>76930429
there are probably a non-zero number of people who grew up playing shadow the hedgehog that died in afghanistan....

>>76930505

>Orla sold a load of her old Niji merch
>"I did not get a good price for it, they gave me five bucks for all my Nijisanji crap"
KEK

>>76930719
She took the higher road and avoided a 2% joke...

>Depressed Orla in a Japanese hostel listening to this on loop for hours
https://youtu.be/gE-h0xsRY4M

Mio saying her old viewers used to brag about the girls they fucked at cons in her discord made me realize her fanbase used to be much worse than it is now, I can't imagine how baby Mio managed to deal with all that, how did she not gradute back then?

the new invaders diorama is really cute

Orla's urologist hand sanitizer...

>>76931177
Would it matter much at all before the swap to GFE?

>>76931293
They keep putting Dizzy in cute summer clothes, it's going to kill me...

>>76931486
she felt jealous even before doing GFE, she just didn't say anything

I would do Orla's vacuuming for her

>>76931293
More anniversary merch?

>>76931782
it's the exclusive offkai merch
https://phase-connect.com/offkai-2024-menu/

>>76931293
Lumi kinda looks like Nenechi in that pose and outfit

>>76932000

>>76932075
Muyu and saya look so cute

>>76932000
>con only merch
Why?

Metroid: Zero Mission (2004)

Are all the goblins here? I feel like they are.

>>76932186
Hina is the only vtuber other than Lisa I've fapped to

>>76932573
Not quite all but a pretty decent number of them

>>76932186
Saya looks very autistic, I like it

Orla has locked the fuck in

FREE MY NIGGA SPONGEBOB

>Do you guys think we're gonna see something racist in the China level?

>Orla explaining why she'd make a good girlfriend (and also explaining why you shouldn't read into her explaining this)

>>76932186
Eimi almost looks like a normal girl too

>Guys, I need to complain about something
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76932186
>saya wearing sunglasses instead of her goggles

>Orla's personal Tomodachi Life island is populated by her gay male friends, Dio Brando, and Scooby Doo

I miss gay retard...

>>76927633
>>76927844
What did the Italians do this time?

>>76930855
>implying she spent $250 on this crap

>>76927844
>>76928246
The fuck did i do

Midsemi Midlock

[Good news]
Ember's power is back (also she made more bread)
https://x.com/EmberAmane/status/1796000460945408471

Surprise Tomo
https://youtu.be/g0upOGicNqI

Shimada ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>76931293
Ember SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Eating a pizza pocket before eeping :D

Tomo looks so small and breedable next to Kazu

>>76939810
For a professional fighting game machine champion snake pit escaper, Shimada has some very relaxing ASMR

>>76941803
they should both be fed honestly

>>76931486
It still made her really uncomfortable, she just didn't feel like she had the right to do anything about it back then

>>76927500
PANKO MANKO

>>76942419
be gone spaghetti demon
this is not your place

>>76943542
She can stay... under these circumstances.

>>76943542
But she's in the OP image?

>>76944460
Not for long she ain't

>>76944460
i'm thinking deep-fried raccoon with extra butter tonight

Sex with mythological creatures

>>76948686
fembuckos are mythological creatures

>>76948976
I was going to say my mother (biological) listens to Ami’s Duvet cover a lot so she's an honorary fembucko, but I think that just makes her my father now

>>76949860
your mom has a dick and that's kind of hot.

live on

gm !!!

>the schizo isn't spamming
>thread dies

>>76952215
Good morning! That's a very nice piece, your art reminds me of some older horror manga I used to read.

>>76952418
I don't want to post either mio is ignoring me so there is no point

>>76952418
>thread quality improves

>>76952215
What song, anon? Also great art. It makes me feel the good kind of sad
and reminds me that I will never be happy again because I broke up with my schizophrenic GF

>>76952760
idk bout you but i love the schizopostings

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>76952215
The art is gorgeous on its own but the sound really elevates it, great work

https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1795965611064885279

Did Tomo say he was gonna do the Grand Archive stuff at Offkai as a vtuber or a fleshie?

>>76944460
That's obviously Punkle

>>76952215
Even with all the tummy stuff you did that caters perfectly to my tastes, I'll say this one is my favorite you've done. Simply beautiful.

Happy Thursday

The girlies have been feasting god damn
https://x.com/amanapicnic/status/1796015152845697331

>>76952215
Kino.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>76959336
I want ami gfe... I'm lonely

>>76959739
I also want Ami GFE Girl's Food Experience

Can I ask how many of the buckos are working on stuff for the game jam? If I tried to make something as a lurker would it be okay I'm super smooth brain but I want to try.

>>76959739
I too want Ami Girl Failure Experience

>>76952215
That's a wonderful piece of art anon really, nice work

>>76938633
I have been to Italy twice and both times it was completely and utterly wonderful, I am seething with jealousy

>>76959963
I've got the depression monkey on my back right now and haven't done much at all unfortunately, but Ami would abslolutley love whatever you put forward anon, some buckos are probably making some real good stuff since they know have the knowledge anyways, but but the ones that put effort into learning a bit and making anything would make her really happy for sure

>>76960173
THIS THREAD WILL LEARN TO RESPECT THE OLD COUNTRY

>>76960239
Hope things get better for you Anon. I'll give in an honest shot, thank you.

>>76959963
i'm not sure how many are working on something, i feel like it's only a few but who knows how many just aren't talking about it
you should make something, it'd make her happy

>>76959982
>welcome to Ami Girl Failure Experience
>you step into the steaming room
>tower of emptied cans all around the place
>random idol and Shadow the Hedgehog memorabilia cover the shelves
>broken office chair with an enormous butt dent on it
>whole room smells like a combination of lavender perfume, a random assortment of sauces, and stale and non-stale sweat
>still, sitting on the bed and playing retro games with a stinky, chubby, dorky and bed-haired older woman is the furthest thing away from a failure
>after she dies at the first level of whatever janky game you're playing, she snorts
>you're in heaven
>a smelly heaven, but heaven nonetheless

i might be just as lonely as that other anon i apologize

>>76960268
Fun fact: The word "tarantula" is actually derived from the city of Taranto in Southern Italy. It was originally used to refer to a local species of wolf spider whose bite was said to cause tarantism (hysterical dancing), but it eventually spread throughout Europe as a word referring to any large ground-dwelling spiders, and was then applied to what we call tarantulas today by European explorers when they visited the New World.

Holy fuck I need her and wavy hair 3.0 immediately

Ghourk mronigk Alias
https://x.com/Aliasanono/status/1796149207868285398

>>76961927
Absolutely saturated with Amismeel, all over your face, her giggles knowing how much you're enjoying her, god she's got me worked up for morning...

>>76931293
The thighs on Ember jesus christ almighty

>>76962564
Ember was built to asphyxiate me with her legs

>>76962564
Feels like everyone got such nice, plump legs while Jelly got the short end of the stick. I know it fits her, but... I am never opposed to bigger Jerry...

>>76963335
You just don't know of the dumptruck she's got under the skirt

>>76963454
*chair creaks*

>>76963335
Delicious gelatinous milk

>>76964430
those thighs look SOFT

>>76961927
god what I'd give to wake up to this every day

I am starting to lose hope i am gonna give Mio doing guerilla

>>76965269
>I am starting to lose hope i am gonna give Mio doing guerilla
Hang in there ESL fren. Trust in da Mio

>>76965269
I never believed it would happen to begin with

>>76965648

Mio doesn't guerilla? I just cheat with someone else streaming soon, simple as

Muyu members Ultrakill guerrilla soon probably
https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1796188599190237285

Will Mio hate me if I watch other girls, like let's say Rushia?

>>76964631
Don't even think about nestling your head between Jelly's pillowy thighs as she drops handfuls of breakfast cereal into your mouth and then squirts in some milk for each bite

>>76965269
>>76965648
>>76965744

ALWAYS TRUST

>30min delay
She's masturbating

>>76966267
Yes. She will also hate you even if you watch only her.

>>76967441
Wish I knew that before I started to love her.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

zoom in the tabs she has open

>>76969252
Mio...

>>76969252
No deviantart??? Lame-o!

>>76969252
I thought there would be at least 5 emergency dildos around her setup. Dissapointed.

>>76969252
Tonya looks exactly like how I imagined

>>76969252
Anon I can't see shit

>>76969252
Oh hey, I use that mouse too.

>>76969252
Girlfriend...

crazy how Mio can't see that going there physically is a really bad idea

Mio is going to get railed

>>76969061
Princesses exclusively do anal so this meme just keeps getting better

>>76970580
And also announcing it

I hate how Yuuna Flesh posts

>>76969252
I knew she was a fuckin cat all along

[Good news]
Mio is eating

Mio loves BEANS

>>76970930
Still would though

>>76970930
Why does she do it? Why even be a vtuber? Just be a twitch whore

I am going to find Mio

Mio people confused you with tonya in your very own discord the other day

>>76969445
Yeah.

I envy Yuuna's ability to make "Beerpals" seethe without doing anything

>>76971424
Every woman eventually sees their avatar as competition for themselves. They want to be lusted after IRL and not just in virtual form. It's why so many indie vtubers eventually fleshpost.
Yuuna got away with it and lost none of her fans because she's, as she said herself, soft graduated anyhow. Ember couldn't stop herself from doing it the moment she was out of a corpo. Same with Meru. Mio leaks her face every so often on purpose.
Without someone to keep them in line, they all fall to the temptation eventually.

>>76971634
Yuuna eats on any given day better quality food than they'll have access to in their entire lives

>>76971582
And so did the guy that made the MV LOL

>>76971708
All this can be summarized as "They're whores". So when will Yuuna open her onlyfans?

Yuuna should be raped

>>76971708
>Every woman eventually sees their avatar as competition for themselves. They want to be lusted after IRL and not just in virtual form.
This. I imagine the intense brainworms the girls in this industry must have.
>"Yeah, all these dudes love me, but only because I'm an anime girl on the internet with big tits and legs for days"
>"If they found out I'm just some average girl, all their love for me will evaporate."
>"Is their love real? Only one way to find out..."

>>76971708
>Mio leaks her face
And her US phone number. And "her" US address that's registered under a sciatica doctor (male).

Has Alias ever flesh-posted?

>>76972307
She used to post her bare ass on pateron, along with her fat face, back when they weren't so hard on porn.

>>76972016
Re-enacting My Lai in bed with Yuuna!

>>76972307
Yes. She gets a pass though, since she's an honest whore, if that makes sense

>the usual anti Mio threadshitter going after Yuuna
heh

>>76972458
And everybody else apparently, no shame whatsoever

>>76972451
She is a reformed whore(My wife) now

>>76971801
>EU Hours
I think they have better food than Yuuna desu

>>76972698
>Toast sandwich for breakfast, beans on toast for lunch, mashed toast and beans with bean tea for dinner, warm glass of bean milk before bed
>Meanwhile >>76957356

>>76972894
>Toast sandwich for breakfast, beans on toast for lunch, mashed toast and beans with bean tea for dinner, warm glass of bean milk before bed
Please stop slandering my country like this. We eat far more beans than that.

>>76972698
It's technically still late SEA hours too

question for anyone that has gotten art commed before and had an awful return. do you leave a bad review? do you still post the art to your oshi's tag and or here? do you go into detail on why the piece is bad/how it is bad? or do you just say fuck that artists, im not posting that nor am i going to even review them?I have an artist that has given me the run around for 3 months longer than they stated saying they will finish the piece soon just to today hit me with basically the sketch with smeared colors on it saying it is finished. its obviously worse than the artist's other works shown and was fairly costly to comm. not sure what to do.

>>76972979
That's a fancy bean bowl I give you that, optimal position for getting on your knees and going for the pork like bobbing for apples

>>76972349
From her Twitter she always looked so soft... I will definitely do my reps later.

>I need a secretary so bad
Being Mio's secretary sounds like it'd either be amazing or complete and utter hell

>i'm making something silly for stream
>oh no its cursed
Can't wait to see what unspeakable things we'll be subjected to today!

Mio what the hell was that BGM

>>76973831
My money is on some cursed bucko horse with a saddle for low polyami

>>76973432
Most likely hell

>[Sheepy news]
Early stream today
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1796236308278554775

saya... pls stream...

WISU WISU WISU WISU
https://youtu.be/vv6HUFDfZ10

>>76975109
GANBAWISU

Me on the left

Cute nervous princess

Arisu Oshiri!

>Lunch/dinner streams with Wisu
Nice

>>76975321
Stop thinking about her highness' heinie

PICKLES OUT FOR WISU

>>76975109
Fucking Latinas man...

>>76975795

>Spanish songs in the setlist are "Latina mom classics"
Kino

Wisu sounds sexy in Spanish

ARISU MUCHO SEXO

Wisu HAG
Wisu PREGNANT

I like not being able to speak Spanish because it made me hear a line she just said as "do it in the ass" instead of whatever it actually was

I'm going to Wisuling

Lisa talkies
https://youtu.be/Zcr6c60_p6g

>>76976202
Wisu as a teen Latina mom...

>>76976694
Holy flip!

Time for Mio piss

>>76976702
Giving Oshibro a nephew!

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

Wisu's singing sounds a lot more polished than last time she did karaoke, guess it'd make sense she's been practising

Beastie love!

>>76976702
She was a minor when she first started streaming as Maria, right? She already had Twitter in 2021

>>76976523
when her strip of bacon game is ridiculous

>Shoutout to that soft taco that kept me alive

>>76977153
I don't think she's that young, mid-twenties would be my guess

I love my Stacy little sister

[Lisa news]
She wants a Taco Bell sponsorship

Why is Spanish simultaneously so funny and so sensual?

>>76977298
>Lisa gets Taco Bell Sponsorship
>It has to be done over five streams as she can only make it through half a Cheesy Roll-Up per stream

>>76977240
Yeah, main reason people think she's young is because her mom is still able to have kids. That, and the whole AkioAir business

>Lisa trying to sneak round offkai thinking nobody notices her while she dressed like a emo housewife

>>76977358
>I cannot finish a crunch wrap
Lisaur...

She's so dumb and cute...

Lisa you probably shouldn't be saying this, people will stalk you

Lisa sounds so cute and pretty, I need to sit outside of offkai stalking every girl that enters

I can't believe Lisa said those words...

brrgrr

>getting bored of a flavour midway though a meal
Now that's a woman moment

Wisu and Lisa should collab just cos I think it'd be hella aesthetic

>>76977358
>>76977456
If this girl had an appetite she would be perfect so God nerfed her

>I am a gamer

>Starts on the EN songs
>Straight into Kingdom Hearts
Kek

tfw you will never be good enough for a girl like lisa

>>76977854
Imagine the power of Nourished Lisa...

>hello dotter are you going to con
Based Veiny

>>76978030
Imagine

>you guys will get to see the results of an unfortunate schmelting accident soon
wdsmbt

Ami is live and playing some very classic western games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_hdZua9K8

I WANT CDI AMI BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lisa your throat...

>I'm gonna kill Yancha. She's not gonna post a stream schedule next week, cos she's gonna be dead.
Violent sheep

Wisu...

>>76978324
Ami's friend from the anime club

I forgot kids born in the 00's aren't under 20 anymore...

>>76978478
What did she say to cause such a violent reaction?

>Encore D&D could happen
Does Tonya have enough braincells for this?

>>76978824
If they use Roll20 or something that lets the DM handle everything for dumb players, just maybe.

>I really want to have a big sword that's three times my weight
Lisa wants a normal-sized sword

Mochi wants to sing too!

Mochi love!

Need Lisa vs Saya chuuni battle

>Lisa is a RWBY girlie
I really shouldn't be surprised about this

>Jumpscared by BOI-YOI-YOING SFX
Ami...

uuuuuuuuuu I wish I could go to offkai uuuuuu

>I'm the disaster of passion! I am, I really am.

HELL YEAH WISU

>>76979475

>>76979550
WISU ESTA MOTIVADA

I had seen nothing of The Town With No Name before this beyond the bartender scene and it has blown my expectations away already

I love how much of a daddies girl lisa is

>I can't show my hypothetical child MCR AMVs, they're gonna think I'm old and stupid
Lisa really thinking about the important things

Press F

Wisu membership can't come soon enough, I need some glowsticks

>>76980039
Would she call you daddy when getting railed from behind?

GIVE ME A DRINK BARTENDER

>>76980238
Perish.

>>76980243

>the first thing she remembers from lilo and stitch is a bald man

>Wisu singing her senpai's orisongs
Cute!

Damn Ragi's original is pretty good
>OH GOD WHY IS THERE A RAP SECTION
kek

ZERO (0) streams since Ami accidentally showed something sexual

>COME ON BABY YEAH UH

>>76980671
7 days of fucking in bed...

>Ice cream is just frozen soup! :D

I'm leaving Mio

CARAMBA, THAT REALLY HURT

Wisu is such a good girl

holy shit...

Espanol sheepy mucho mucho encanta

>>76980551
My girlfriend is so talented

>>76981011
Lisa's SpLaB...

WISU PLEASE DON'T WRECK YOUR VOICE

Lisa stop speaking Spanish it's making me feel funny

El Pegglé...

jajajaja

Gentlemen, I am in love with Arisu Oshiro.

>>76980970
>Baked bean (1)
What a deal

This game is amazing

I'm guessing that's Mio singing with Lisa because of the magnet cover

LISA LOVE

I dunno when Wisu became a karaoke endurance streamer but I'm not complaining

>>76981352
that moomin looks funny

God damn Wisu can hit those high notes like a champ

>>76956228
go white girl go

[Wisu news]
She will try to get singing lessons soon

>Do you have the right time old man?
>*15 seconds of angry piano music*
>"No"

Ami is urinating right now

>>76982411
yea on me

They been putting auntie to work
https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1796261296909992354

>Changed just before stream
>Has to change mid stream again because so stinky
God almighty I'm glad I can post here and vent myself AMISMEEL SNIFIFIIFFF SMELL OLDER GIRL STINK PHEROMONE SMEEL PITS SWEAT AAAAA GOD SMKLSDNJSFNJKDFN;

LAST SONG

>>76982481
Imagine tackling Ami to the ground, pinning her down and just violently sniffing her for several minutes straight...

o7

>Stellar Stellar
Great note to end on

>>76982625
I'd stick my head under her oversized comfy older girl sweater and suffocate in her older girl stink while kissing her soft belly

woman tears nice

Wisu pronouncing Juna's name like it's a Spanish word is cute

>Can I play "Plumbers don't wear ties" now?
Amiya Aranha is a pervert

YA MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANTOHER!

WISU AMOR

CRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKK

Ami's chair is desperately clinging to life

I want to be buttslammed so hard by Ami it puts me on my last legs and kills me from my injuries within the month

>>76983634
Thinking about Ami's crumbling chair shouldn't be this hot... it's over...

This is so silly

>>76984079
>YOU JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE

I do not believe Amiya Aranha can be trusted with a firearm.

New thread
>>76984364
>>76984364
>>76984364

>>76952215
beautiful '^'

MIO RAPE

I hate beerpals

mio hate

Mio Love!

>>76985570
god damn

>>76985570
good post