/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76748003
nasfaq my beloved!
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Buy all the mayonnaise!

https://youtu.be/unO5UoaR3rk
please enjoy some light koyote entertainment while we wait for todays reviews!

>>76749279
>that fall and anger when she was trying to focus while being quiet
lol

>>76749540
hehehe shes the best
if you missed it do watch the part where she got past 5-4 it was so satisfying

>>76749740
I might! I was watching (kinda?) Aki play LoL but I'm not paying that much attention since I'm not much of a player and I don't get what's happening besides she's winning / losing lol
https://www.twitch.tv/akirosenthal_hololive

>>76749897
aki love!
koyo is ending so might as well!

>>76749279
Where's the reviews Joshowski?

>>76749897
time to learn then! seriously though don't start

>>76750590
I mean, I do have an account and I've played a few matches. That and understanding how all characters and the counterparts work is a different story though

emergency koyote report! only one in town edition!

episode 54, A WAO HOPE!
MOON!

JOY! after a protracted period of red days, green has come to nasfaq! the dormant shark has streamed again! the orca has mooned! the phoenix has risen from her ashes! but not all is well in the faqaxy, SMU and the regular update are missing... in this time of great need, like a glint from the pink, a super ultra mythical foil century rare report aproaches...

THE GREAT PIRATE ERA IS HERE! marine so high!
guwwa high too! twice her regular rate or so!
orca finally got her orcalive bump!
sell towa!
rare haachama buy chance!
hololive 120k+! will it rise further off gamers fes? if you missed it check it out it was great!
red hot chili pepper and zzz so cheap! googles also cheap!
aki so high!
botan so low
mr koro and okayu got moderate but still nice bumps off gamers fes!
pekora very nice too!
good ollie entry point? *blush*
vesper rising again!
coco and sana too!
reload nenechi?
watame a bit high too!
risu so high!
ayame so low!
mio a bit high, if you don't have a ton might be good to hold on to her for her big comeback!
fuwamoco getting up again!
nerissa so cheap!
irys also doing well for herself!

overall, today too looks like the best day to buy koyolabo thanks to a very rare 0 fee day! that's 20% more koyolabo for your money!
amazing day to sell a lot of things but leave some for tommorrow too!

this concludes todays edition of the koyote report! it might not be the best report but it is the only one you are getting!

-koyolabo, the wao of tommorrow, today!

>>76751702
thanks for the update!

Good morning, and welcome to a very special edition of Polka News! Poruka oruka? Oru yo!

>NePoLaBo News
The second part of the GiGO collab has begun! Check out the gorgeous new key art! The girls are looking very fashionable. Still no news on the year's Gang Beasts collab, but our Yukimin reporters have received information that a collab is happening soon, maybe, tabun. In weather news, it's a low pressure day, leading to an unhappy Polka. I pray fervently that we survive this hell.

>Special News
Hololive English's 3rd Generation, Advent, has their first whole-gen off-collab tomorrow and a big, big, big announcement! Clown scientists assess a 65% chance of 3D debuts being announced, tabun. Hololive English Myth's Mori Calliope is returning from a medical announcement tonight, and will surely benefit from that next time her coin wakes up - load up when you can!

>PSF Investor's Corner
It's been a rocky journey, but since our last report, PSF is now approaching 4 billion! Our share price has hovered between $10k and $12k, and our last payout per share was $403.53, or 3.84%. We're very grateful to all our shareholders! Please continue to take good care of us!

>Coins
You might be asking, hey, if Polka crashed so hard, why isn't the office on fire? Well, my friend, that's because the Zains who normally set the fires are currently being talked off the ledge - they won't die, though, they'll just bounce like squeaky toys when they hit the ground. We are capitalizing on this opportunity - all four NePoLaBo coins are at good or fair buy points, with Polka being our BUY OF THE DAY! Buy Polka and begin your Polkafication today!

>Board News
Since our last reporting, we're pleased to announce that Ogey Calibur was a resounding success! In recent news, divegrass darlings /hfz/ made the finals of Wrestletuber, with their Filian facing off against a self-made Bettel, from holostars English.

And finally... Lord of the Board 3 sign-ups open this Friday! So exciting! Who will appear? Who will NASFAQ send? Who will win? Answers to these questions and more are expected in the coming days.

That's all for this installment - see you next time!

>>76752512
wao! polka news love!

recharge time keep the office safe!

>>76751702
thanks for the emergency review!

>>76752512
thanks for the news!

Had to go out for a bit so I wasn't able to make a Seiso Market Update.
Luckily the Koyote Report has my back, as always.

But yeah,

>Sell some Marine and hold the rest when she falls again.
>Gura can be sold, but will she continue to stream??? Be careful.
>I hope you bought Towa. Because now you can sell Towa.
>Raden looks to have a cup and handle on the chart, will we see a rise?
>It's about time Chloe rises, I was getting anxious after loading up so much on her cute butt.
>Sell the chicken.
>You may continue to see Ayame hover around this price for awhile.
>You can sell Aki and reload when she falls. I'm not sure if streaming on twitch will work against her.
>La+ takes another dive (because she also fell during the fes). Not sure if I'm ready to buy, yet.

BUY
>Nene - go high, but can also take a dip before you see another rip.
>Nerissa - It's not often that you see her this low.
>Chama - As the Joshu said, rare chance to buy, but has the chama magic worn off a bit???
>Luna - so cheap, just reload as much as you can.
>Calliope - Always a buy, even in the 30ks.
>Aqua - can she go lower, tabun. But she is a risk I am willing to gamble on. She's cute and marketable.
>Anya - She is a cheaper Ollie. Won't moon, but will move more than Ollie coin.
>Gozaru - Has been on a downward trend as of late. Will she recover? Yes, but will take some time.

Please let me know if I missed any hidden gems.
As always, Stay Seiso.

Special /ck/ review edition, exclusive on nasfa/ck/!
I made egg and tomatoes! Extremely delicious, actually had a double take when I took the first bite. I cook the eggs and tomatoes separately and combine so that the tomatoes can cook down into a sauce but the eggs form nice curds and stay moist. I also added some chicken stock, chili peppers and shredded rehydrated dried scallops to the tomatoes.

>>76757153
Good presentation!

>>76757153
wrong picture, you get a bonus bowl of oatmeal!

>>76757211
desu I think if you put sesame seeds, a bunch of fresh green herbs in the middle, and droplets of chili oil on shoe leather soup it'll look delicious, it's a cheat code.

>>76757231
hmm I wonder if it can be made in a microwave...

>>76758907
You can make anything in a microwave! (sometimes badly)
They're steel cut oats so I use my rice cooker.

>>76758907
Enough of that, you.

Board will start zoomin oh nyo

Uh, chama...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kydqAnbpA50

>>76760573
what happened this time

>>76762357
the ghost girl of idolen will graduate.

>>76762507

>>76762634
GFE chuuba who told her coomer supporters to fuck off and then regretted it but the damage was done.

>>76763576
sounds like a ghost that
dug its own grave

>>76763873

>>76757153
>>76757231
Looks delicious!!

last call for todays purchases! 0% special sale!-koyolabo

Good day to sell nearly every fund

best day to buy koyolabo!

>>76756760
SMU!

I AM SELLING KOYOLABO

>>76768243
>timestamp
ITS TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHAHA

So, our brothers over at /hfz/ will be hosting Lord of the Board 3 and will open up the application this weekend.
We should start thinking of which rep to send in.

Personally, I think it's time to move away from Ms Honk. They gave it a great run in LOTB2, but I think it's time for someone else to give it a go.

-Deleted: was just used for Ogey Calibur.
-Big Fat Divs: would have been good, but Mio will more than likely be by /mion/.
-Don't Buy Towa: Kanata thread might be in as well. Or, you can go the route of actually using a Towa?
-Market's Closed: Luna thread will use a Luna...
-Friday Night: Would have to see if Coco is used by Coco/kson appreciation thread.
-nasfa/ck/: Gordon?
-jeb_: not sure how you can pull this one off kek
-Dev Summoning: La+ can be used. /holox/ will probably use Holoxer again.

Or, maybe it's time to send in a new player?
The House: Choco wrestler, pure sex. Wears business suit. Kino.
Music Meta: Marine wrestler. I doubt that the Marine thread will want to join.

Anyways, those are my suggestions.
Let's think this one over as a thread :)

>>76768701
wao! seconded! i really want a marine rep! marine is so underrepresented and shes the heart and soul of nasfaq atm!
music meta or big marine bounces or something like that would be fun too!

>>76768701
I'd love to see a Marine player, though there's the risk of overlap with /hag/ depending on who they send. I also like the House player, it could be a good way to debut her before she makes it into the divegrass team (if she does). Although I'll admit the idea of sending Towa to tell people not to buy Towa is funny.

>>76769839
think /hag/ sent in botan last year so I can't see them sending someone else

>>76769839
hag never sends marine, its usually ben or botan or mio

marine is not loved enough for how cool she is...

>>76770040
Then yeah, I think Marine would be my favorite to send - Music Meta, Brap Cycle, Big Marine Bouncies, etc. I'm not too fussed about the name.

>>76770707
i like music meta, it gives people an idea of why shes in there and something to ask about if they wander here/something to wonder about if they decide to play!
i just learned what it actually meant/how it worked recently too after a year or so here too...
so it doubles as an ad!

https://www.youtube.com/live/2qo2wF6C-Cw
Mori's return stream.

>>76768701
>Personally, I think it's time to move away from Ms Honk
I think you're wrong. Your list of everyone else and how another thread will use them is the proof. Ms. Honk is ours, nobody else will use her.
I won't say no to sending Marine.
>not the soundpost
disgusting

>>76772051
wao!

https://youtu.be/2qKFeBKqCi4
konkoyo!!!

>>76774117
huh, you have a point there.
I guess Ms Honk is the way to go after all.

>>76776510
big disagree!
i really like the idea of moving away from really old memes that nobody even knows anymore!
honk hasn't been here in a long time, in the last bread it was even talked that the trial dev isn't really so much of a trial dev anymore and i dunno...
i like the idea of the bread working on new oc together rather than just trying to force really old memes about people that don't even post here forward forever...!
things like deleted, music keta, big fat dividends, etc are all about living things that are around and people get!
nobody will use ms honk but... how many people even know who ms honk is or is keant to be, especially new people?
do your reps is not an answer! if something only exists in the archive then its not really a meme!

>>76778380
Honk is still very relevant to NASFAQ. For starters, they're the ones keeping the lights on. Honk pays the server bill, founded the game, gathered the other devs, and has done quite a bit of work on the game. They just had a kid, so it's a rough time that doesn't exactly lend much time to code a silly game for a hobby.

>>76778553
and that's all really super cool and i don't mean to say it doesn't matter but that doesn't change the fact he hasn't been in here for a long, long time
using "he pays the bills" as an argument or even a point is... i dunno... nobody means disrespect to him!
nobody is saying all of that is not cool, nor that we don't wish him well, personally i think he sounds like a swell guy!
what people are saying is is he relevant to the culture of the current thread/should he be the rep for things just on the basis that he keeps the lights on as opposed to things actually going on in the bread/that people get?
if people ask "why is ms honk nasfaqs rep?" is "because he keeps the lights on" a good answer?

>>76778380
>that nobody even knows anymore
1. Do your reps.
2. Stop disrespecting the game's creator and single maintainer. "It's blatant and you are singling them out"
>do your reps is not an answer!
Yes it is. It's not esoteric. It's his game after all.
>>76779188
I'm saying she's ideal because she's actual thread OC, and because there's 0% chance anyone else will send her.
The organizers also worked pretty hard on making an EXTREMELY faithful CAW for ms. honk. I do not own WWE2K and I was the one that sent her in both times. I don't want to make them throw that away. If you're strongly opposed to sending her in AND you are also unable to contribute with a CAW of your own...Q.E.D
Feels weird playing devil's advocate against sending Marine in when I love her...
>>76768701
Backtracking a bit - BIG FAT DIVIDENDS as a Mio/Marine/Suisei eldritch creature could work. Mio because she is BFD, Marine and Suisei because they have the actual biggest fattest dividends - and Marine has the biggest fattest ass. But you'd have to design a wrestler, and a moveset. I send ms. honk back in, I just pick up the phone and say "more of the same please".

something something "ms. honk has a story arc to finish"

>>76780808
its not his game though, or thread, its our fame, and thread, that's the difference between 4chan and say reddit, i think, 4chan is not supposed to be about names, not long after they stopped being around, either!
i see the caw argument as a better one and if you are set on it, well, okay!
it would be different if you even posted her, or other people did but you say "do your reps!" about things people dont get or post or mean anything as if they should!
if you want ms honk to be relevant then post more ms honk! make her mean something and people get her!
memes are about passing information down into the future, not about digging things up from months old threads!
marine, nasfa/ck/, big fat dividends, everyone gets!
if you bumped the bread with her every so often we wouldn't even be having this conversation!

tldr: what i am saying, and what i meant to say is, if you want old memes to live you have the responsibility to make them live! you shouldn't expect things to mean something or be cool together only because they were cool once!

you love making oc! so make tons of it!
that said i really really want more marines in the world...

>>76781803
>that said i really really want more marines in the world...
I do too, that's why I feel so weird about playing devil's advocate against it!
>if you bumped the bread with her every so often we wouldn't even be having this conversation!
I need to make more. There were only two original drawfag ms. honks made, the rest are all AIslop...
>make her mean something and people get her!
She never "meant" anything - I don't see why she has to. We used to draw every weekend. Someone drew honk as a loli with pink hair, lab goggles, and a bear on her pantsu in an open lab coat. It stuck. It means the same thing now as it did then, "uoh ms. honk lol"

>>76782105
baka, i don't mean meaning as in "deep lore"
i mean meaning as in morning update or mpvie night or even the egg thing, people to go "oh cool its ms honk time!"
people going uooo regularly is enough!

>We used to draw every weekend.
exactly this sort of thing!

My two cents: I agree that threads evolve and memes go dormant, and it's not always helpful or healthy to cling to the past, though I also have a recency bias having not been here for any of that history, and of course history and knowing where you come from is important. I think our discussions about the divegrass team show that pretty well, with stale players potentially stepping aside. However, I think 'created the game, still pays for the servers, and a good CAW is already made' are all pretty compelling reasons. Although the idea of asking for Honk dressed as Marine did cross my mind but would require more work than picking up the phone and asking for more of the same.

>>76782308
nahone
>>76782373
>Although the idea of asking for Honk dressed as Marine did cross my mind but would require more work than picking up the phone and asking for more of the same.
That wouldn't require a whole ass redesign of her, at least I don't think so, and "ayo put a pirate hat on her this time" wouldn't make me feel dirty to ask of them.
I'm just happy this isn't the kind of thread that'd say "MAKE HER PREGNANT. SHE HAD HONKLETS"!

plus I THINK they can have her >ENTER in full marine cos
does that work for the honk haters?

>>76782502
>"MAKE HER PREGNANT. SHE HAD HONKLETS"!
Well, now that you mention it we definitely gotta do that

>>76782789
baka theres no honk hates and theres never been!
its always been more of a "meme it forward so people get it" sorta thing!
and also... if things are all already done and we dont play with them and discuss them and tweak them then... the bread doesn't get content and i think part of, maybe the most important part of all of these events is that they give breads an excuse to make oc and talk about things! like all this!
good convo! yeah id love that!
she could even have ahoy as a theme in some weird no tengo dinero mix like some aichad i know often makes!
>>76783477
those honklets? mine!

here have a joshu template make a ms honklershu!

>>76783477
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goodnight anons

>>76784091
night mf!

I see a lot of talk about who to send for lotb but why not have honk cosplaying as marine for the coin or mio for "Big fat honks" or some shit

>>76784292
seems like we are settling on ms honk cosplaying as marine yeah

>>76784513
oh I must have skimmed through that line

>>76782789
>>76784513
for the entrance, since it should be easy to give her a pirate coat and hat just for the entrance

up!
fast board!

>>76784292
Big fat honks gave me a hearty chuckle but I think I'm leaning towards Marine cosplay, personally.

joshufication continues!
make a joshu of your oshi and live forever!
>>76783589
template here!
the goal?
joshus of all holos!
perhaps beyond!
become joshu!
-koyolabo

I love vtubers in tactical gear. I need to get some pictures of Polka in some.

>>76792509

>>76792509

>>76792509

>>76792509

>week 35! gamers fes! gura stream! big mooners is on! current value: $1,292,149,502,638.44 current price: $941,850.14 current volume: 1,349,641 last payout per share: $26,972.89 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! koyote scientists were correct! to the moon! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ
-koyolabo investors report

>week 35! gamers fes! gura stream! big mooners is on! current value: $1,292,149,502,638.44 current price: $941,850.14 current volume: 1,349,641 last payout per share: $26,972.89 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! koyote scientists were correct! to the moon! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ
-koyolabo investors report

>>76805400

>>76809403
I recognize that grid and axis, what are you cooking?

>>76809665
nothing I was using it for a reference because nene has no character sheet

>>76809403
flying nenehead my beloved

>>76809702
does she really not? weird

>>76810064
her chinese outfit does just not her current design

>>76810181
naruhodo. whatcha drawing

>>76805460
WAO!

so who actually wants a deadlock invite in this game

Ohayou! I still have no idea what a Deadlock is

>>76815698
valve deadlock

WAO!

>>76814730
i want aki to deadlock me!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,926,378.61.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 20):
>Choco :: $74,072.47 [150.84% over Avg]
>Suisei :: $73,125.05 [109.95% over Avg]
>Haato :: $34,816.73 [21.88% under Avg]
>Ui :: $21,238.33 [25.25% over Avg]
>Iofi :: $11,379.03 [41.94% over Avg]
>Astel :: $8,435.55 [23.47% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $7,786.54 [21.10% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $5,917.69 [14.21% over Avg]
>Fubuki :: $4,623.50 [6.59% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: $3,011.52 [32.28% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 77):
>Gura :: -$177,822.67 [7.38% under Avg]
>Marine :: -$154,161.66 [62.02% under Avg]
>Kiara :: -$131,221.23 [60.74% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$127,988.70 [51.24% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$67,663.58 [46.79% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$39,376.83 [43.35% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$37,490.39 [11.41% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$36,694.15 [27.26% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$32,973.84 [4.00% over Avg]
>Hajime :: -$31,773.79 [7.03% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 36.19%
>Kanata :: 18.68%
>Pekora :: 14.30%
>Aqua :: 10.99%
>Lui :: 9.41%
>Towa :: 8.98%
>Suisei :: 8.47%
>Nene :: 8.39%
>Subaru :: 7.92%
>AZKi :: 7.11%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$9,700.97
Average Upward Adjustment is $12,585.18
Average Downward Adjustment is -$15,489.58

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Choco, Civia, Nabi, and Rushia

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and CHOCO-SEN SUGOI.

>check on the funds with inattentive CEOs and a member that likes to 99999999999 them
>negative $
>trying to buy suisei at this price
>can't buy all these dips

>>76821623
glint from the blue is back!

>>76821623
oooh its red

>>76823897

>>76824135
twapi...

>>76793375
>>76800143
>>76801128
>>76802531
These will make fine additions to my collection!

I am buying all funds today

>>76821545
Same brother, same...

Excellent day to buy funds

I'm really excited for the Advent collab tonight. What are our bets, fellas? Will it be 3D announcement, or acrylic stands?

>>76845210
6 month anniversary acrylic stands

>>76845210
3D showcase announcement for June, probably.
The Stars are doing theirs as well.

>>76845210
3d!

>>76845210
not the stands please...

>>76847691
stand attack?

>>76847691
You WILL buy the acrylic stands.
You WILL buy the limited merch.
You WILL buy the phone charms.
You WILL buy the mug.
You WILL buy the plushie.
Now, if you don't want to get hurt, say it. Say 'bau bau'.

>>76848031
bau bau

>>76748003
who stole the first / of our subject?

>>76854083
times are tough, we can't affort to use two / where one will do!

Goodnight anons

ADVENT LIV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27ZA4dkaow

>>76855782
night mf!
>>76856040
bau bau!

>>76859667
bau bau!

Advent 3D is confirmed!

>>76748003
tasty

>>76848031
I ain't buyin shit

>>76866024
>>76845210
koyote scientists are right again!
they also believe that regloss 3d is imminent!

Ohayou

>>76845210
cute pink one!
>>76876986
cute koyote

>>76879085
konkoyo!
>>76881591
bau bau!
cant wait for holodogs debut!

I haven't watched a single Holostrim for months

"Real oshiboard" has been updated, added eight male coins and yeb.

>>76885644
What in the godamn is this.

>>76886302
Holy shit! You're alive!

Staff-san I know you are among us please reveal yourself
And please do a rerun of a big takoyaki plushie ~~Innocent tako

>>76886302
Thank you for fixing it!! I was a bit down to see it had been down for a bit, also hi

>>76886387
Snobble boss

>>76886459
lol nice

>>76886302
wao!
>>76886459
d..dekai!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,984,623.98.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Aqua :: $55,874.35 [201.62% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $49,698.03 [111.42% over Avg]
>Gura :: $47,700.86 [23.64% over Avg]
>Lui :: $30,980.79 [85.28% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $13,578.08 [36.00% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $10,266.90 [10.98% under Avg]
>Fauna :: $9,186.98 [4.39% over Avg]
>Korone :: $6,940.94 [39.07% over Avg]
>Reine :: $6,053.71 [1.37% under Avg]
>Chloe :: $5,654.28 [34.83% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Suisei :: -$95,984.65 [47.26% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$42,058.49 [54.49% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$26,036.39 [32.99% under Avg]
>Risu :: -$22,342.97 [12.60% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$19,495.73 [56.75% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$15,891.57 [15.00% under Avg]
>Iofi :: -$15,210.86 [3.95% over Avg]
>Botan :: -$14,289.83 [31.59% under Avg]
>Astel :: -$12,384.95 [5.58% under Avg]
>Matsuri :: -$11,788.41 [3.43% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 33.59%
>Marine :: 28%
>Kanata :: 11.16%
>Pekora :: 9.26%
>Subaru :: 7.16%
>Watame :: 7.06%
>Towa :: 6.55%
>AZKi :: 6.14%
>Noel :: 5.9%
>Miko :: 5.83%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,432.71
Average Upward Adjustment is $13,107.46
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,974.55

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you're halfway through the week.

>>76892265
thanks for the review!

>>76892265
wao! thanks for the review!

smu...

>>76899114
Guro

Looks like a good day to buy funds

Why are we so fast

>>76905817
don't stop, never stop

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

>>76911024
you're late. also I forgot to buy funds

>>76912540
AHHHHH
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT TODAY IS THE BEST DAY TO BUY KOYOLABO!

>>76912761
Oh no... I sold koyolabo today because I didn't know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhyTIrxGbnI Rare Red-kun singing stream!

>>76913694

i just realized
hiw come theres no mano aloe coin?

>>76916231
Uh IIRC it's because the devs just didn't care about her. That or because Nasfaq used to get data from holopoi and Aloe wasn't on there

>>76919489
new coin?

>>76919825
I've been asking for years. I think it's been rejected largely because she'd just go on the market as a dead coin.

>>76920179
aloe...

>>76916231
>>76919489
>because Nasfaq used to get data from holopoi and Aloe wasn't on there
that's why. had nothing to do with whether or not they cared about her

>>76921823
well why!

>>76925913
kanata no...!
g..get a camera first...

introducing the make a joshu campaign!
make a joshu cosplay of your oshi or fanbase or whatever you want!
why?
because its fun and joshus are cute and funny!

here's the template!
>>76783589
>>76896183

and some submissions!
>>76782308
>>76790741

new joshus are discovered every day!
-koyolabo, putting the (you) in wao!

Goodnight anons

>>76929520
night mf!

hiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiruhiru

God Azu's sakasama no chou last stream made my day. She really is the best and I'm getting hard just remembering it.

>>76939060

>>76942813
gaooo!
>>76938812
n..nice hitbox!

kwab

>>76952492
AHHHHHH

>>76951426
ruffianshu!

>>76939060
What did she do, was it ASMR?

>>76952492
i still giggle everytime

>>76955122
No. She just sang Jigoku Shoujo OP 1 which just hits right with me.

It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKHq241bWik

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>>76958403
Thursday reminder love!

>>76958403
wao!

https://www.youtube.com/live/pmDd1XRDwR4?si=Ohh_X7bOhrSERDKD
ui to the moon!

>>76959959
so many collabs! ui really hit it big!
shigure ui live! loligami came from the last one!
new ui album!
month 10 day 2 is the date of the live!

https://youtu.be/hG3Re_79FMw
big okayu collab!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,995,136.59.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 30):
>AZKi :: $69,510.34 [138.07% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: $29,167.05 [66.45% over Avg]
>HLuna :: $19,667.11 [24.87% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $16,906.70 [13.73% under Avg]
>Shiori :: $8,541.34 [24.11% over Avg]
>Aki :: $8,404.84 [33.25% over Avg]
>Miko :: $7,416.08 [28.23% over Avg]
>Rexford :: $5,666.17 [60.61% over Avg]
>Raden :: $5,554.23 [4.37% under Avg]
>Risu :: $5,292.45 [1.54% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 67):
>Aqua :: -$78,269.71 [55.82% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$65,625.26 [11.96% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$63,050.91 [53.31% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$45,759.54 [69.98% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$28,590.05 [76.92% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$23,583.12 [34.47% under Avg]
>Iofi :: -$13,534.10 [25.72% under Avg]
>Koyori :: -$12,924.99 [17.86% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$11,595.28 [11.12% under Avg]
>Melfissa :: -$11,191.95 [48.79% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 29.20%
>Aqua :: 25.10%
>Marine :: 20.70%
>Lui :: 19.46%
>Sora :: 14.50%
>Pekora :: 13.24%
>Kanata :: 8.55%
>Baelz :: 8.04%
>Subaru :: 6.16%
>Watame :: 5.77%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,422.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,768.99
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,538.35

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and guessu!

>>76961214
thanks for the review!

>>76961214
thanks for the review!
big seiso day!

>>76961214
10Q

>>76963081
torres my beloved

smu...

crabs

last call for todays purchases! koyolabo

Good day to buy funds

>>76981091
I bought all funds

>>76927416

>>76982161
Hachashu

>>76982161
wao! make his fur yellow!

wao

>>76984080

>>76986222
PERFECT!

>>76986222
waochamachama!

oaw

>>76987556
Cute!

>>76748003
twa....

>>76993545
l..lewd...

>>76993545
Elf ceo here...

OH BOY

>>76994509
OLs are the best

>>76999842
Those are some nice wamys....

Goodnight anons

>>77002375
good night motherfucker

up!

It's over...

>>77002375
night!

>>77014530
where they goin?

>>77014621
my bed!

>>77015800
wao!

>>77019387
Wao!

Ohayou!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,072,468.12.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 37):
>IRyS :: $121,199.93 [227.84% over Avg]
>Ui :: $42,806.44 [91.54% over Avg]
>Noel :: $33,088.48 [42.59% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $18,011.12 [33.29% over Avg]
>Astel :: $17,057.14 [38.86% over Avg]
>Aruran :: $11,237.68 [83% over Avg]
>Shiori :: $10,582.88 [45.72% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $9,652.81 [8.2% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $9,333.34 [59.38% over Avg]
>Koyori :: $7,555.13 [4.70% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 60):
>AZKi :: -$90,238.44 [63.58% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$47,734.05 [5.4% under Avg]
>Okayu :: -$40,273.00 [71.08% under Avg]
>Suisei :: -$20,205.93 [54.39% under Avg]
>Kanade :: -$17,062.87 [12% under Avg]
>Aki :: -$16,490.00 [5.94% under Avg]
>Miko :: -$12,749.27 [8.74% over Avg]
>Botan :: -$9,416.71 [19.93% under Avg]
>Kronii :: -$8,230.88 [7.54% over Avg]
>Risu :: -$7,557.35 [7.88% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 40.21%
>Marine :: 16.64%
>Aqua :: 16.29%
>AZKi :: 13.6%
>Lui :: 11.49%
>Pekora :: 11.15%
>Okayu :: 11.01%
>Sora :: 8.4%
>Kanata :: 7.17%
>Baelz :: 6.35%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$103.31
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,676.43
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,517.49

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 cycles left.

>>77030784
thanks for the update!

>>77030784
thanks for the review!

>>77034509
Please, I need my shins, Cocochi.

>>77038989

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

Good day to generally buy funds, a couple to sell though.

>>77046336
which ones!

finna die before bump?

>>77050788
no!

>>77052485
well maybe!

uuu i miss seiso...

>>77066344
The accident... it wasn't your fault, but you need to let go...

>>77066960
AHHHHHHHHH

bump limit! see you all next bread!