/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76954002
>Night lessons in Tokyo
Red flag

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76954002
Real talk though any dream of making it as a big vtuber feels dead, at least before you just had to be talented now you have to be as interesting as two people

proud of the dogs to make it this far

>>76954002
Literally can’t manufacture that kind of relationship.

>>76954002
LOL THEY REALLY WANT THEIR OWN FUWAMOCO

>>76954002
Damn they really want to have fuwamoco

>>76954053
They gonna be fucking the execs as a pair, one on top and one below

>>76954002
>Minors are accepted.
Because this has never gone poorly before.

>>76954002
Why the fuck do they specifically need Night lessons??

>>76954053
>>76954115
>>76954145
>lessons
captcha VAN 0

>>76954002
You can't make that shit up wth

>pedosanji literally begging for mor minors
i guess having underage managers wasn't enough

>>76954002
>pairing
>underage
They really want an underage sibling kek.

>>76954002
What the fuck lmao

>>76954002
>Mandatory night lessons in Tokyo
>Minors can apply
Hmm

>>76954002
> The pair must be in close relationship
So it looks like they will go beyond Fuwamoco. Instead of finding twins, they will accept ANY couples as long as their relationship is close, like family relation or a love couple perhaps

> If you are a MINOR, please ask for your parents' consent
WHO is their right mind would let their fucking kids apply for this ? Use the money for their proper college degree instead

>>76954170
>Deleted
but it's so right

>>76954002
>underage
Groomersanji....

>>76954145
>>76954119
>>76954115
>>76954002
>twins only
>underage accepted
>mandatory yobai lessons
Are they going to force one of them to smoke 10 packs a day and develop a respiratory illness too?

>>76954002
>night lessons in tokyo
Wait theyre bringing that shitshow back? That was one of the complaints that shut down yumenographia which was voiced out by some of their livers for being too inappropriate and got a number of managers fired along with the whole yumenographia project

>>76954078
Well for starters you have to be a biological woman so the barrier for entry is already too high. To be successful? You have to be an entertaining woman also, of which there are less than 0.001% in the entire Human population. Having to get TWO of such rare specimens together AND for them to have chemistry and not backstab one another as women are so oft to do is basically impossible.

Vtubing already plateaued. If someone didn't make it already then they never will. It's no surprise that the 'new' popular vtubers are just old ones with new masks. But hey if someone doesn't mind being a 3viewtuber then there's a spot for them right on twitch after about a year of grinding past the 0view barrier.

>>76954211
You can't call it "academy" without any "academic" stuff I guess

>>76954170
>accidentally graduating Selen
Oh shit

>>76954002
>How to beat FuwaMocco
But holo copied it from niji's EliLen

>>76954002
>1% each

>>76954267
Look I'll accept the "have to be a woman durr durr" but yeah sucks if you were a talented woman because now you're playing catch up to incest yuri bait for the next 5 years

>>76954170
>Aug 29, 2023
>*slams desk, accidentally graduating Selen*
Lmao. Aged like a fine wine.

>>76954053
They're accepting minors with "parental consent" too. Execs are eating good.

>>76954002
Huh no wonder sisters are busy raiding baubau at the moment

>>76954267
There is still a gaping hole in the EN ASMR space, a guitar playing while singing talent would get popular as well and I would bet a girl that draws her own doujins would get popular as well. Other than that I dont see any gaps that could be filled by someone talented

>>76954194
>beyond Fuwamoco
>Instead of finding twins
They are not twins irl though. They are 2 years apart.

that's it i'm going to start working for niggasanji so i can fuck the loli twins

>>76954278
Im just fucking amazed that riku thought it would be a good idea to bring that practice back considering that it was a big problem back then and that was without them being under the microscope

>>76954002
>”night lessons”
Elira could elaborate on this I’m sure

>>76954002
KEK WHAT IS THIS NIJISISTERS? ARE YOU JEALOUS?

>>76954349
Wait really?
Then why do they act like twins and talk in sync? I don’t act like that with my sibling with the same age difference

>>76954170
Holy fuck this shitpost predict selen termination.

>>76954435
>Wait really?
anon...

>>76954435
They are not demon dogs too you know

>>76954435
Because Hololive got lucky and found talent that's not common in most of the entertainment industry

>>76954002
Next VTA application cycle:
"Pepeloni! We like the pepeloni! Get it right!"

>wanting a couple
theres a big reason why couple streaming meta dropped off back in 2022 and its because the divorce is always messy

>>76954487
>They are not demon dogs
Not twins I would believe, but this? Take your fucking meds.

>>76954499
>found talent
I wouldnt describe rejecting them like 5 times before accepting them as "found"

>>76954561
Wrong girl anon

>>76954002
>night lessons
>minors accepted
nijigroomji....

For real though, what they actually want, given the minor thing, is a pedophile mommy character with a loli/shota fucktoy they are the legal guardian of.
It's extreme yab risk, but the potential rewards would save the company, so they gotta go for it.

>>76954588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82S4ytTxm8s
?

>>76954002
What the fuck is this?
I'm losing it. This is too funny.

>>76954622
Hate Niji but I'll admit I'd watch this

>>76954002
Kek so is this going to an entire gen of duos?

>>76954002
They need male dogs

>>76954435
>Then why do they act like twins and talk in sync?
Bruh real twins don't talk in sync either. Had real twins in high school and they never did.
In dogs case, that's just a simple nip/asian thing when they talk over you all the time.

Didn't they actually ask an interviewee how they would go about beating Gura's numbers?

>>76954622
Shota is fucking cringe. Now a pedophile mommy with a huge cock and her loli toy would be diamonds and a truly untapped market waiting to be exploited.

>>76954170
KEK talk about psychic.

>>76954078
oh please they're not even that popular. not everyone wants to watch two people

>>76954661
Yeah, it'll go nuclear like Salami v2 for a week, and they'll look set to dethrone gura with their explosive growth... before the execs fuck it up somehow and they become literal who?s again, just like Salami.

>>76954665
parent-child, siblings, couples, friends are all options I guess

>>76954002
kek, imagine having to split the 2% cut between two people

>>76954665
Cost-cutting measures, 1% each. Prease undastand.

>>76954002
>be greedy cheap fucks, copy from your betters
damn nijisanji really takes the chinese strategy to heart

>>76954714
fuwamoco move more merch than the rest of HoloEN combined

>>76954622
>It's extreme yab risk, but the potential rewards would save the company, so they gotta go for it.
That's more than extreme, it's like withdrawing your entire budget and betting it on double zero. Guess we'll see how it pays off.

>>76954665
Very likely. Ninisanji is known for its infamous mass talent recruitment for the lottery strategy.

>>76954714
>they're not even that popular

>>76954790
>never streams during Euro hours
>merch isn't available in Europe
>still mogs the entire gen and have become the face of western vtubing
Truly goes to show just how irrelevant an entire continent is.

>>76954002
Oh nyo sisters,don't look!!!
U make parrot back to ur mines!!!!
Aiiiieeeeeee,........

>>76954002
This is actually pretty funny.

>>76954002
Sigrid and whore bows your chance!

Any Astel Izuru fans here? At least give some input.

>>76954858
aren't they awful or something

>>76954078
Saying edgy things seems to always work with no negative effects.

>>76954749
Couple would be funny, "did you plap your wife last night" kek.

>>76954874
Numbers is that way anon

>>76954893
>Saying edgy things seems to always work with no negative effects.
what the fuck are you talking about

Lmao riku couldn't find his own gura now he lowers the bar a little bit to trying to get his own fuwamoco. Why is yagoo putting up with this clown. It's very obvious that niji is trying to put cover out of business in Japan. Looks like the people handling audition are chinks because copying shit is obvious chink tactics.

>>76954002
Maybe they want you to go in with your guy buddy and have sex like Kuzuha and Kanae.

>>76954053
lmao my rrat become true. they only hire japanese so they can enforce their contract.

>>76954829
>SEA hours
>Seethe at EU for no reason

>>76954916
He watches Filian. He’s retarded.

>>76954435
They are always together. Will happen naturally if you do that for years.

>>76954983
Whats the matter europoor, feeling called out?

>>76954170
wait a minute. vox dick pics?

>>76954002
Aren't there 2 twin 2view indie vtubers? Wonder if they'll apply, guess I'll find out if they stop streaming.

>>76954435
That anon is full of shit. They're identical twins. You can just... look at them and see. There's a schizo anti posting RM shit everywhere they go so it's harder to not see it at this point.

>>76954435
he didn't post any kind of proof
don't be retarded like him

>>76954002
Is this why the sisters post nonstop bait about them and live in their split lmaoo

>>76954889
Perfect for nijisanji

>>76954002
Kek riku looking for couples

>>76954002
>making a name for themselves
Is this a fraud?

>>76955026
Please no. They seemed nice. Not interesting enough to watch, but nice.

>>76954734
>it'll go nuclear like Salami v2 for a week
Still dumbfounded how they fumbled the ball that hard with her.

>>76954002
so if you go to one of these night lessons, what are the odds you'll hear a familiar *sigh*?

>>76955072
Technically Zaion made a name for herself with Nijisanji.
I don't think she likes that name right now, though. Wouldn't want anyone else to have to deal with it.

>>76955092
They ran out of bots

>>76954170
Stop leaking your boss activity!

>>76955096
*sigh*
How long are you going to be hung up on this?

Why not get those Go! Go! Nippon! vtuber? They don't seem to be doing much these days.

>>76954002
The only pair I know of that can even compete with them will be if Niji somehow bags these two
https://www.youtube.com/@heiwa8808
Let's hope this pachinko company pays them good enough that they won't look to switch over

>>76955119
Future pornstar in the making

>>76954689
Some do. The whole twins who always dress alike and have the same hair cut is a thing. Not saying it is the norm, though.

>>76954002
They already tried that with selen and elira, and vox and hex
Failures all and all

>>76955220
Oh wow these two can sing and dance.

>>76955026
I wouldn't wish this upon even the dramafag trio or even the troon Marina

>>76955268
That's because they just took people with no chemistry and just assumed they could just pretend which was obviouly retarded. Now they want it to be at least partly natural.

>>76955220
I just saw on their channel that they're gonna collab with a NijiJP in three days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfo6TVqUJTQ

>>76954435
>Then why do they act like twins and talk in sync?
My best friend and I in high school would do that, and we didn't even have the benefit of living together. We spent.a lots of time together, shared interests, etc. though, so it's quite similar.

im still surprised it took this long for corps to realize that these dynamics work really well. Even before vtubing there are decades of this in TV and radio. even FWMC said once they were rejected numerous times before advent.

>ennacuck bots FWMC
>nijinegro staff thinks they're a huge success
lmao they fell for ennacucks tricks

>>76954002
>close relationship
One of my first thoughts was that they could try a yuri gimmick, but seeing how Crossick fell apart I dunno how viable that would be.

>>76955542
Would be really funny if Niji rejected them before

>>76954002
>really want fuwamoco
>minor
you fuckng with me kursanji, we knew you are black company but seriously

>>76954002
>I'm sure that'll save our stocks from being the lowest in the histo-ACK

>>76954002
>Tokyo night training
>they want minors
Hecking kek the jokes write themselves

>>76954170
Nostradamuschama...

>>76954689
I had two sets of twins in my year in Primary. The girls could finish each others sentences the guys were pretty different to each other but both would share the same hobbies.

>>76954002
WAHAHAHSHAHAAHHAAHABBASHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>76954002
I'll show my twin nieces this and become their manager.

>>76954053
Makes me think after all this time Fuwamoco was rejected by hololive soo many times and never even looked in nijisanji’s direction. They definitely knew niji wasn’t the best place to be in

>>76955234
Do you get your knowledge about twins through movies? In reality, most of them try to look as much different as possible. Rare cases of them dressing the same and having the same haircut is shit enforced by parents in childhood just for laughs among relatives/friends.
>>76955795
>finish each others sentences
Most likely rehearsed beforehand as a neat party trick. Can be done by any pair of 2 random people. If you believe otherwise, you are spurting anti-scientific bullshit.
>both would share the same hobbies
Completely irrelevant. All siblings have a high chance of share same hobbies to to constant everyday exposure.

>>76956005
they don't want to do male collabs, so of course they never even considered applying to that company

>>76956005

>>76954170
>shitpost so powerful that it broke the Warp and became destiny
how do I achieve this level of wizardhood?

>>76956018
You ok? My experience comes from two sets and I partially agreed that yeah twins arent always in sync. But they do understand each other well enough that they can finish off the most obvious way they would deal with a situation and even say shit in sync. The girls did it all the time.

>>76956005
Better to keep trying for a million dollar job than settle for minimum wage trash and cockblock yourself out of the former forever.

>>76954170
Lisan al Ghaib

>>76954002
Any C-suite who thought this was good idea need to throw in jail.

>>76954002
They're gonna need that "night lesson" if they don't meet their SC quota every month

>>76954002
Riku positive pedo

>>76954078
You can always stream on twitch and try to attach yourself to the Matara or the Numi cliques.

>>76954349
>They are not twins irl though.
They are though, I went to the same highschool as them, they were seniors when i entered.

>>76954002
man that's just pathetic

>>76955026
I only know about Yuki & Yuna. I hope they don't apply, they're good girls and don't deserve the Niji treatment

>>76956005
Kek
Imagine if pomu actually held out when she was rejected by hololive like them, she wouldn’t have to go through being used as an accessory to nijimales, blocked from opportunities and used to promote the males

>>76957275
Pomu in Sanas body...we would have gotten fanart of Sana in metal gear suits...

>>76954170
how is it possible for a post to aged this well?

>>76954170
>pre dates the selen shock
what the fuck
>deleted
what the fuck?

>>76954078
Didn't the two of them basically fail for over a decade as vtubers before?

>>76954642
>>76957528
Failed auditions many times and got the dream

>night lessons
>mirors are accepted
Japan is something else with their celebrity culture

>>76957879
Dont look into junior idols...

>>76957528
vtubers haven't existed for 10 years, but yes. They seriously worked hard and achieved their dreams.

...AND THEN THEY ALMOST FUCKED IT UP BY GOING SO HARD THEY NEARLY FUCKED UP MOCOCO.
Jesus christ, girls. Calm down. We're not going anywhere.

There is so much sus in this .. what are you doing japan your making us look bad then again big motor kinda already did that ... my homeland has joined america as the resident laughing stock ...

>how do you plan to beat gawr gura?
>you should be twin
Rikugod recruitment tier

>>76954002
>How to beat FuwaMocco
if they can find native japanese twins then it's a GG

>>76957440
This board has pre-toddler level object permanence. People were shitposting about Selen quitting for two years before she actually got out

>>76954689
FWMC are white women from Canada

>>76954318
Talented, entertaining women dont need this. These are extremely rare though, a d I have no empathy for mid women that just coasted along

>>76957933
Bae did tell them to chill, and this is why

>>76958036
Riku should just tell kuzu and kanae to marry each other and become twin vtuber pretty sure the fujos and faggots will like it

>>76954170

Minors? Vox will be the teacher

>>76954002
It's Nijisanji so you know it will be lgbt+, married couple or "brother and sister"

>>76957005
And I'm the president of Zimbabwe.

>>76957275
NijiEN was a clean slate when Pomu joined. The Lazusydia days were kino.

>>76958828

seems about right pedo akuma does have experience grooming minors ..

>>76954211
Qrd? As in, there was actual sexual harassment going on?

>>76958856
>Mr. Mnangagwa posts here
Wow, nice to meet you, I will now sing the song of your people: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76957275
She wouldn't have wasted 3+ years of her prime life and creative energy. That's the greatest shame and crime in all of this.

>>76957275
She has a free pass in EN4 or VShojo already
If Kiara's collab perms were approved in the future she's basically in Hololive at this point

>>76957275
memory holing that pomu needed money fast for her preemptive breast cancer op. she didn't care which corpo it will be as long as the money is flowing.

>>76955542
Just the other day i came across this english speaking pair. Without being mean, they seem to be fans of the medium and try to be cute but the voice is not there.

>>76959191
damn, real? grim

>>76959191
God it was so funny when that green autist from vshojo asked incessantly about that

>>76954002
https://x.com/nijisanji_app/status/1796089234610360419?s=46&t=z3674JjUWH3TBYdlnIz-Gg
What the hell are with these replies? Are they Twitter engagement farmer bots?

>>76954170
I bet Selen was the one who made this post because she knew she was already on the way out and also knew the management rumblings regarding fuwamoco. The janny that deleted it was also probably working for niji, possibly even another liver who was also privy to this information.

>>76959505
Anon, that's retarded.

>>76959477
LMAO it's just all Indian bot farmers

>>76958827
>hire brother and sister
>incest scandal hits the media
Riku just can't catch a break...

>>76958827
I know the perfect pair for it

>>76959742
>>76959837
brother is code for bf

>>76959900
>he doesn't know

>>76954053
Heh don't worry we will teach them real good

>>76959263
bad genes, breast cancer runs strong in her family. While Fuwamoco was saving every cent to move to japan Pomu saved every cent to get an OP.

>>76955542
FWMC needed the ggnlive portfolio before any corpo takes a risk with them
Their ridiculous workrate finally gave them the green light

>>76959477
>>76959585
botsanji

>>76958056
The appeal of FWMC is that they are not streaming in Jap all the time so it create the beauty of distance to japanese

And part of the appeal is their dynamics which is hard to imitate

>>76954002
>Minors are accepted.
Uooooooooh ToT

>>76954002
Sad!

>>76954078
feed the collab beggars

>>76954170
>predicts Selen's termination
>predicts Vox's blackmailing
Holy shit

>>76959247
A voice is something that can be improved with time and practice. FWMC themselves didn't start off with the voices they had and sounded much more like "everyday awkward white girls" for a while.

>Moco-chan, look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

>>76960708
The appeal of FWMC is that they can banter. They freaking live together that's not normal for twins. I know it's forbidden to say anything bad against Selen but she had thin skin and was the typical glascannon

>>76961673
Un un

>>76954002
>imagine the drama that would come with fucking with a husband/wife
>imagine the drama that could come from a parent/child duo

AnyColor better know what the fuck they're doing because this is gigayab potential.

>>76954465
Everyone who isn't retarded saw it coming.

>>76961673
Hœh?!

>>76961703
One sided banter is just bullying
#JusticeForMococo

>>76954002
>it takes a real loli to beat a fake loli
makes sense

>>76954002
>>76954053
>Minors are accepted
RIKU WAS ON THE FLIGHT LOGS???

>>76954145
>underage accepted
""lessons""

>>76954170
>selen termination
>aug 29
Anon Titor

>>76954170
Nostradamus chan...

>>76955936
>taking extra steps to groom his nieces

>>76954002
isnt this niji trying to save stocks by sacrificing vulnerable people such as underage children to stock holders

>>76962269
Yacht fund, plizz undestondo

>>76954963
not a bad move, they would be under Japanese law + Niji jp still has a good reputation so there may be more suitors.

and JPVtber>ENVtuber

>>76954002
I could imagine the managers taking them out drinking after the kek dance lessons

>>76954002
GUYS
LISTEN
I HAVE AN IDEA
LISTEN
LET'S MAKE... SISTERS VTUBERS!
BUT ONE OF THEM IS CANONICALLY EVIL!
AND WE'LL DEBUT THEM SEPARATELY
AND IT'S ALL PART OF THE LORE

THIS WILL BLOW THE FUWAMOCO WHORES OUT OF THE WATER

>>76954002
the fact that they accept minors is pretty cool.

>>76962986
>Interviewed in Tokyo
Minors working is not uncommon in Japan.

>>76954524
>divorce is treated as a sure thing like breathing
Why do you retarded burgers even bother getting married

>>76963316
Even among asians, divorce rate is pretty high if both partners work in the entertainment industry. But that's only in traditional media, I'm not sure how much of it translates to the streaming space.

Maybe they should try having enough viewers to beat their meat first.

>>76954002
"Night lessons" only to join VTA? Atleast let them join your main branch when you plan to sexually harass your organs.

>>76954002
This seem a bit exploitative.

>>76959742
What could be worst than that
>grooming underage sibling.

>>76958881
>Qrd? As in, there was actual sexual harassment going on?
yumenographia was one of anycolors projects to have virtual club hostesses online
the project sudddenly got nuked without warning after rumors started surfacing about their own managers being their top clients
shit was cancelled so fast that some of the people got screwed because they moved to tokyo for the project 2 weeks before it got shut down leaving them with no work and no way to pay the lease since they have a non compete
iirc one of them eventually landed in vee i think

>>76963316
>media and online content creators
>low divorce rate
lel

>>76954002
>Minors are accepted
>night lessons
Just like my Japanese idol animes

>>76965145
Makes my schizo Yakuza yab even stronger. That JP Manager who fucks up EN by favouritism of the boys and is the father of the clique would have definitely come up with this idea and has the backing from Yakuza / Triad money (his and BF Riku) to pull it off.

>>76954002
>Minors are accepted.
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
This is how NijisanjiEN is going to revive

>>76954170
I kneel.

>>76954002
>In person interviews required
>Night lessons in Tokyo 5 times a week
>Underage accepted
Oh no that sounds very very bad

>night lessons in Tokyo 5 days a week
>minors accepted
Head of Recruitment: Pic related

>>76965145
>managers being their own top clients
So, Niji managers were...paying talents out of their own pockets? And part of that goes back to the company? And basically they can make the talents do whatever the managers want because of the threat of them being a manager? That's so stupid.
I'm glad the one that's now in Phase seems to be happy though

>>76965531
Anon, look at the new loli's numbers

>>76966914
She isn't an actual minor though

>>76966953
fair point, but it's still showing that cunny is not enough to bring people back

>>76954002
>hiring a minor for the EN audience
That one went so well for the last corpo that tried it kek

>>76967085
It's not even for the EN audience. VTA means Niji is looking for the Japanese version of the dogs and are so desperate that they're willing to hire minors.

>>76967269
It's genius, they can triple shift since they fit Niji's other hiring qualifications as well
>liver
>intern
>onahole
Riku-sama, I kneel to your business acumen

>>76956018
you dropped your tinfoil hat, schizo

>>76954002
LMAO
I guess this explains why fuwamoco occasionally generates massive seethe in the catalog from sisters

>>76965531
>gets groomed during offcollabs with the sexpest niji males
yeah...hahaha.... definitely gonna work out

>>76954002

>>76960017
Me in the back

>>76957879
That’s nothing. Kpop training camps accept people who are 13.

>>76966914
Now let's see Pixel Link's numbers.

>>76954170
>08/23/2023

I fucking kneel

>>76954002
Ok but what if we get a mother daughter duo that's hand selected to be oyakodon material?

>>76969965
Kanna is streaming to 380 people right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Gt7c42O6g

>>76954002
Sorry but you can't really find otaku wannabe idol twins. Those are once in a lifetime.

>>76969965
>>76970240
PixelLink and Nijisanji are official on the same powerlevel

>>76954119
>Because this has never gone poorly before.
The voice acting industry in Japan hire minors to do sexy voices all the time. Redo of healer did that iirc with the pink bitch.

Unless they find twins who are committed to Kayfabe, there is no pair who can beat them.

>>76954416
I fucking read that with both their voices in sincro wtf

>>76954435
You don't have to be twins to look similar and talk similarly. Idiot.

>>76962957
>Canonically evil
>It's always the 'good' one that's evil
Kojumbo, my knees.

>>76966055
Where did you get my pic. Nevermind that, how old are you?

>>76970401
Kayfabe isn't the reason they're popular, otherwise their PL would have been popular.
Twin sisters being a part of Hololive is a gimmick that hasn't been done before. In fact, most people see twin chuubas in general as a brand new thing. Their nonstop silly banter is the most clipped and viral thing about them.
If they weren't sister and had independent channels with the same dedication to kayfabe, theh wouldn't be as popular.
Kayfabe is like dressing or a cherry on top. Treating it like the main course is retarded cause NO ONE actually gives a fuck about kayfabe

>>76954286
There was nothing to copy from them
They weren't actual sisters and dropped the Kayfabe almost immediately especially when they brought up parents
You can count on one hand the amount of times they collabed solo or in a small group and you can tell they never really clicked(cliqued kek)

>>76961596
Took a listen of GGN's first stream after debut and I actually really enjoy their voices there. Fuck, I got Watame'd again.

>>76971747
PL was characters from a game the corpo made that just yells red flags. They also had a fixation to do short streams on primetime. Gee what will i watch. A Series I followed for years at a fixed time or some newcomer at the same timetable. It's how Kaela and other stream monsters got attention, streaming at times that isn't comon.

>thinking pair channel would ever work
There's bound to be some kind of drama, fwmc works because they been together their whole lives.

They could save their EN branch by hiring this pair.

>>76954002
Not possible, Fuwamoco is something so spontaneous and natural that any try to replicate it will feel forced.
If anything Cover is just insane for not seeing it before, I still can't believe they've failed auditions.

>>76954002
THEYRE POACHING HIMEHINA AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO WE DO

>>76954002
it's amazing to see how glacially slow anycolor is at reacting and responding to external events. it's so incompatible with their overall approach of rapid talent dumping for short-term revenue gains. a company that was really committed to fast, cheap, shallow tactics should have had this form up within a few hours of their competitor debuting a twins act.

>>76974285
Fuck Omegatranny. Those failed auditions were most likely during his rule.

>>76974678
Yeah, it was painfully clear FuwaMoco are a huge success within first week already.
Even if they wanted to project their own incompetence on Cover (I'm referring to how Anycolor fumbled Salome), it shouldn't have taken more than a month to realize FuwaMoco aren't just a fad. Instead they waited ten months before taking action. Not to mention this being VTA auditions starting means that there's no way potential twin talents could debut before 2025.

>>76954170
This nigga caused the selen yab

>>76974996
Is Koyori the new Rushia? I didn't knew she was that popular, tought HoloX was mostly the runt generation.

>>76954002
I need a direct link to this for confirmation and so I can have a good hearty laugh.

>>76954435
They are literally identical twins with a well known past. I'm not sure what the anon you're replying to is smoking.

>>76975819
They aren't called ShillX for nothing. Cover spent more money promoting them than all other gens combined most likely.
La+ has cunny buff despite stupid horns so she always garners big audience for events even if she's a mediocre talent.
Sakamata is talented at attracting gachis, really procs your instincts to help her, sex model, cute too. She could have been even stronger but she's doing fine.
Koyori is genuinely extremely hardworking and cute, comparisons to FuwaMoco would be very apt. She didn't have as much of an initial buff (especially since La+ and Chloe were promoted the most early on) but her dedication to streaming consistently, a lot and genuinely loving her fans paid off. She isn't super into GFE but she does do it a bit more than many talents which is enough to invite superchats. Coupled with being at the top of the company when it comes to activity, it brings results.
She isn't anything like Rushia however. Better think of mix between Korone and Okayu if we were to go JP route?

>>76976149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCyKjz-ie3c
My favorite thing about HoloX was always how well their models fit the same artstyle, council was such a fucking eyesore. still is
There was a lot of effort put on them, it's a shame it didn't work quite well, wich sadly just means, that Cover won't bother in the future.

>>76954002
Now they're trying to get two people working for the cost of one. Anything to reduce costs

Using this as an excuse to post brothers

>>76956103
Ouch

>>76976149
>mediocre talent
Her DO U cover is still the most replayed section from the 2024 medley even with Marine's tits as competition, if anything her talent is what makes her afloat despise the constant hate she draws to herself. You're blind if you deny her talent as an Idol.

>>76956103
>>76976977
Makes me think of picrel

>>76954002
There is no way this is real. Where is the legitimate link to this?

>>76977044
Anon, I already said
>La+ has cunny buff so she always garners big audience for events
That doesn't mean they show up to her streams which are boring. People simply want to see a sexy loli dancing.

>>76977150
Their VTA twitter.

>>76954170
WAOW!

>>76977189
nta but she does have talent, the problem is she only uses it when forced to by cover for events/etc, and the rest of the time she just wastes away on twitch

Why even go to these lengths to save the branch? Just cut your losses and shutter it.

>>76954002
>Beat FWMC
Shouldnt the NijiEN application be "how to beat holostars" because lets be real nowadays they cant even beat them.

>>76977402
Well this for JP since it's VTA so it wouldn't even be NijiEN

>>76954755
That's too generous. They would have to share the 1%.

>>76977362
I didn't say she doesn't have talent. I said she IS a mediocre talent. Person who doesn't use their innate abilities will end up mediocre despite having potential. It would have been trivial for her to be twice as big as she currently is. We kinda agree i think.

>>76977402
Riku probably can't accept the fact he wasted all that potential. Nijisanji used to rule the seas but it's all slipping away.

>>76958056
Fuwamoco are successful because they are cute, but nobody is watching niji because the talents are cute because every talent is a cocksleeve, people who watch fuwamoco aren’t interested in nijisanji

>>76977189
>>76977362
>>76977728
Tbh the only actual skill you need to not do boring streams is being good at Zatsudan, is she weak at that? I'm legitimally asking because I don't follow jap chuubas just catch some clips when I have the chance and from what I know, wich can be wrong, the reason she's not popular and became the most hated Chuuba in japan was because her constantly homo-collabs.

>>76978004
>was because her constantly homo-collabs
absolutely not

>>76955268
vox and hex are meant to be a pair? of what? faggots? hurrrr
is there a third one call "fux"?

>>76977402
Riku hyped up the overseas expansion to investors. If he shut EN down now investors are going to bail and his stock will tank

>>76978631
Cux (Cucks)
>Verification not required

>>76954002
>pairs
>minors allowed
>night "lessons"
they want twin loli prostitutes
based

You are delusional if you think Cover doesn't also hold "night lessons with idols" for investors.

>>76980194
They don't need to; they actually make money.

>>76980505
Yeah, and they're constantly broke because they waste it all on holoEarth, Stars and other failed projects.

>>76954002
They're going to have "fuwamoco at home" lol

>>76954002
I also think this is actually a huge minefield that Niji is walking into, as it's actually quite rare that siblings are as close as fuwamoco that they live and sleep with one another well into hagdom. Like Bettel is a twin, but they're not like that.

>>76954002
VTA still alive..???

>>76954002
Hopefully these two don't join that company.

https://www.youtube.com/@oriontwins

>>76980194
Shouldn't you applying now sister? The time has come for you and your child to meet kamioshi Rikusama and polish his dick

>>76977102
Bless Porka

>>76977245
This is so fucking disgusting. After all the times fuwamoco were turned away and turned down because their duo was considered a "risk". Instead of taking their own risk, they just want to copy success. If I could spit on VTA,, I would.

>>76978004
People don't like her because she's an inconsiderate, self-centered brat pissing away her opportunities. Lui went out of her way for ages to try and keep her from self-destructing and she kept doing it anyway.

>>76954002
>Please sister, consider to apply. Minors are accepted.
This is it boys.

>>76980194
Hololive members own the company. There is a reason why when they say jump staff says how high?

>>76981383
Oh yeah that is why Gura has like 3 songs and covers in Covers big black hole of killed projects
>its because of perms
one of them is a version of her orisong

>>76981339
>People don't like her because she's an inconsiderate, self-centered brat
Sasuga kayfabe

>>76981955
>>76980194
Not him, but a few shareholders requested irl private "handshake events" with the hologirls during a public meeting. Yagoo and the board unconditionally shot the idea down and it was never brought up again.

>>76954002
Oh, so NOW they want siblings.

>>76954002
How minor we talking here?

>>76984265
Riku don't care, Riku need 5 views chuubas ASAP before the investors crucify him.

>>76954119
Why would that be a problem?

>>76984347
Imagine if they had twin toddler vtubers.

>>76954002
Is something happening with Niji?
They nuked their subreddit. It has 12 posts in total now. No new postings at all.

>>76954002
The minors accepted and the "night lessons" make me think 2 things
1. They think FuwaMoco could actually be underage/minors.
2. They took Fuwawa seriously about liking yobai and wanting yobai parties.

>>76984538
Riku and execs simply developed a kink for twins after watching FuwaMoco (they would never watch nijis because they're too boring).

>>76954053
someone needs to make the investors happy

Does anyone remember that corp that hired a *gasp* 15 year old and her model had a *double gasp* succubus tattoo which led to them being cancelled on Xitter

>>76957275
>seriously thinking pomu is holo material
ghostfags are really something huh

>>76985019
Theres nothing inherently wrong with a minor vtuber. Zoomers are already content creators on every other form of social media (unfortunately) like tiktok and youtube. People complaining are selfreporting that they view vtubers as virtual prostitutes and then will turn around and bitch about parasocial relationships

>>76977783
>Nijisanji used to rule the seas
Even at the height of their popularity, NijiEN couldn't keep up with holoEN, and Nijisanji as a whole lost the vtuber arms race in 2020 when Cover left them in the dust

>>76981955
Gura kills her own projects by being Gura

>>76954170
>Vox dick pic leaks
Wat

>>76985256
>zoomers
The oldest zoomers are in their mid-late 20s now, gramps

>>76984538
Or
3. Vox demands he go back to his roots before releasing another dick sucking ASMR

>>76985273
Nah, Niji was still leading in JP in 2020. Hololive's takeover of #1 spot was gradual.

Why the fuck would they do in-person interviews instead of online

>>76954002
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM

>>76974996
I was NOT expecting Bettel and Hakka to be the highest superchatted HoloENs, that's surprising, I don't think they do yume or pandering content at all?

>>76984421
>Is something happening with Niji?

Considering that their sub has been shitposting them since Selen got terminated I would assume they're nuking everything and starting over from scratch with new jannies

>>76986892
For Bettel, not really but he has his own brand of kayfabe that really panders to lonely women.
His fans are just as mentally ill despite him not really being pandering in the traditional sense.

>>76984538
No one on Earth thinks they are underage. They sing songs and have knowledge of hags, they are also the most doxxed out of Advent.

>>76986892
Don't worry, Bettel fell off hard. He won't even reach half of that this year.