/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Love is a battlefield

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

She's eating her horrible cooking and coughing and almost throwing up RIGHT NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8g8NB0a_QM

[Non-News]
Hime likes the sausage

>>76947665

IM DYING OF NERVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T_T

>>76947748
WRONG LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgaVyteNCs8

You did good hime

>put chiptune as the style and panko manko lyrics
>don't get lyrics but get catchy panko manko music
nice

>>76947772
Yeah, mine

>>76947772
yeah, mine

I can't wait for Uruka's cooking, I'm excited to see what my wife has cooked up for me today!

hampter

>>76947686
God, I want to pick up Jelly by the ankle with one arm and slam her tiny body against a brick wall spine first.
I want to feel her bones shatter from the force as she releases pained awawawas.
Then I want to fuck her senseless.

>>76947828
this but I turn her into a nugget first

>>76947789
I'm trying real hard to get anime style theme songs, catchy and upbeat, but the ai keeps giving me cheesy lyrics and weird sounds. I'm trying to make theme songs for my OC's for a book i'm writing.

Okay but... a skin jar?

>>76947665
>>76947775
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8DLUoEbtLk
Rie, Lumi & Uruka (05:00UTC | LIVE | Reviewing Girl Dinners - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgaVyteNCs8

SOON
Kaminari Clara (08:00UTC | 2h5m | Members Only Watchalong: Wonka (2023))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUIhrHPgro

LATER
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 3h5m | Zatsu, Alcohol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0uPmL3bipo
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 6h5m | Nintendo Switch Sports)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Wt4zJNQ7E
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 8h5m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1oK7uZSpQo

Notes:
>Pico is taking submissions for an alcohol zatsu tonight https://forms.gle/db4nRgrxgP1w6bvt7
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember & Saya

>>76947789
The other result had more panko manko but it wasn't as cool. Still neat though.

>she drank it

I am unironically upset I cannot see Pippas likes, it was a fun little section of curated cute/silly content, but now its gone forever....

hime...

>>76947844
why does she glow?

>>76947917
she touched piko in japan
she wasnt like this before

>>76947917
She touched Pico

>>76947917
She is THAT pure.

>hime swallowed it despite being disgusted
good girl

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>76947951
Just gotta pay her enough

himes not a quitter or a spitter

>>76947917
she works for the government

If she can drink that, she can drink from the cum jar.

>>76947907
Also cause she likes a bunch of things and doesn't retweet them and vice versa.

>loli kitchen
>wemi cooking
please please please

>>76947789
My brain is so fried, it's inserting the panko manko despite not actually being there.

Some of you are going to have gay sex with each other at Offkai and that thought deeply disturbs me.

chicken feet?

Hime confirmed swallow princess

foot burger...

Miss Uruka
TAKE OFF THESE GLOVES

>>76948068

>>76948086
Uruka is so fucking chinese

>Chicken feet

BB bros...

>>76948108
hime is neither a quitter nor a spitter

Uruka embracing her inner chink

>>76948068

I feel like Uruka may be chinese(taiwan variant)

Airi do a cooking handcam stream and show these scrubs who is boss!

What is this stream

>>76948152
BB legs are getting consumed at an alarming rate by blue bears

Uruka...?

Uruka...

the hell am I watching?
Is it Kino?

>>76948152
nice nails slayyyyy

My expectations have been utterly destroyed.

These girls are insane.

Phase Connect is pretty alright.

>>76948244
i don't know

can someone post the actual img

>>76948244
i dont know, it's fucking disgusting but i cant stop watcing

>>76948243
One for the books boys. Right up there with the spitcicle.

Lumi went with normal

slay bestie

you know im glad rie is dead its for the best

>>76947850
I'm not even doing anything in particular, maybe just PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO in the lyrics is special.

Pippa's feet

>>76948286
Kek

>>76948286
Urukas hands look like THAT?

Night. I hope that second stream doesn't get Pippa'ed

>>76948265
You're lucky i just so happen to have this saved in my PC screenshot folder...

Honestly, the Urubucha was worse.

>>76948244
It is

Pairs well with kombucha

>>76948318
nta but why is it so grainy anon

>>76948317
Ni ni

Keep hoping anon

>>76947748
That's nice. I want to sit in a room with Lumi and carry her through a HoI4 axis campaign. Afterwards we would high five and fall asleep on the couch watching a movie.

>>76948317
sleep well, lil capipi

>>76948318
>i just so happen to have this saved in my PC screenshot folder...
why...

>>76948317
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

wtf

>>76947944
>piko

>>76948317
Nini. Me too.

>>76948310
Cute grabbers

>>76948378
why does she have that

I got super drunk on my leftover wine and my brother calls and said my mom is buying pizza for me, him, my grandma and uncle tomorrow. Lets fucking goooooooooo! I might be too drunk to stay up now though.

>hime has gross feet
it's over

I thought she was normal...

>>76948352
I think it came like that ngl, but I'm sure a quick image search will pull up a high quality one :)

>>76948367
Because I want to eat a burger with a cute girls feet in it....

>>76948420
Why is she like this?

I knew a girl in high school who had 6 toes on her right foot

>>76948443
Thanks Pippa
Very cool

Im kinda dumb and get way nervous BEFORE the event but during the event Im not nervous at all

>>76948462
You thought wrong

>>76948420
>>76948493
BEHOLD!
MORE TONGUE!

>>76948492
Better grip

>>76948492
hot

LEWD

>>76948524
>Clara

>>76948512
you're doing fine

>>76948583
l-lewd!

>>76948583
>Filename

>>76948244
yes, this is the sequel to pippa´s ramen stream

>>76948512
Another day of showing up is 90% of life

>>76948583
whoa is that a re zero reference?

>>76948515
I like that she also confused the foreskin and the head

>>76948244

Lumi....

give me gyaru hime

CLARA NO!

>>76948583
>>76948601
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK

>>76948560
Wut program?

>>76948678
>>76948679
>>76948693

I just join rie stream, wtf going on?

Lumi is a squirter...

>>76948286
chicken got them DMC clerk nails. Chicken boutta tell you move to window 5 cause she on break

>>76948730
Exactly

lumi is a squirter confirmed

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAN

[Hime news] Lumi is a squirter

>>76948717
Google's automated AI summary feature for Youtube chat. I use Gemini regularly and so I got it early as did some other people to opt into this.

[Lumi news] She's a squirter

>>76948730
traditional chinese cookery

>>76948730
hell, hell is going on

>>76948726
rape

[Lumi News] Confirmed squirter, juices everywhere

>>76948556
>>76948583
>>76948557
FINGERS INTERLINKED

"squirt" is just pee

>>76948742
DMV my mind is on Runie

it's just like my tv cooking shows

>slept through the start of the Collabo
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uruka's buns

>>76948792
Yes I want her to piss on my chest with great force

Looks like it is from aliens

I want Uruka to sit on my face

>>76948792
Yeah I know
I don't care

>>76948772
I love her even more now

>>76948813
>Look how hard I can pee

I would employ all three as my maids

>>76948734
Squirting is what happens when a women needs to relax her pelvic floor (what you do when you pee) too much because dick too big.

If this is how Clara is as a vtuber I wonder how she is in real life. Going by Pippa's description she sounds like a living cartoon character.

I don't know what chicken feet taste like but toss a little frank's on there and it would probably be fine honestly

this is the cursed crabby patty from spongebob

>>76948819
Is that raw?

uggggh WTF this is disgusting

>>76948908
kek

>>76948884
Lumi's face is close to mine trying to figure out why she went with chicken feet

>>76948896
I always thought it looked gross but I also kinda want to eat finch because I hear you can eat their feet and it's crunchy.

dear god

today is a good day

asmr..

WHAT A CRUNCH

the crunch my god

it sounds so fucking disgusting

Cronch

Every Phase Connect stream that involves food is some of the most disgusting shit I've ever seen, this company is cursed.

>>76948261
Yeah they're a gem.

Uruka swallows too huh

I gagged at that crunch

Ok but don't you eat around the chicken feet?

Swallow Connect

Consider.

>>76948461
time?

I don't think you're supposed to eat the bone too...

>>76948992
She has the Asian buff

So, which thing made today was the most edible?

>>76948992
You aren't supposed to. Same effect as any other chicken bone.
I have made this mistake before.
Fry them in hot oil and toss with chili crisp for best results.

>>76949055
Hime's pussy

>>76949055
whatever Lumi made

>>76949055
Lumi's poor white girl breakfast

all uruka need to do is cover those chicken feet in chili oil and throw them in the air fryer

>pippa cooking stream
>want to throw up but sit through it because she's my oshi
>rie cooking stream featuring uruka and lumi
>can't stomach it and throw up a little in my mouth
These girls are going to kill me.

>>76948317
>>76948353
>>76948363
>>76948375
>>76948393
*inhales*
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBU

>>76949055
lumi's fruit toast wins by default
there was no cooking involved, only assembly, so it's completely impossible to actually fuck up

>>76949117
weak

>>76949055
Lumi's salad toast? Hime is a few hours from severe food poisoning and parasites from the uncooked sausage. Uruka's was just exotic and is probably okay if it's done right and you've had it enough.

>bear claws
>lemon tarts
>hime cream pafus

>>76949117
pussy

you can't say you love asian girls if you can't even eat chicken feet

They should let me cook for them
I would give them all cream pies

>>76949131
were her hands gloved? this is important

[Clara News] Remember to have your butthole clean.

>>76948317
>>76948393
Very late goodnight capipis. Sleep well.

>More cooking with Shiina
We are so back

>>76949205
only uruka wore gloves

>>76949216
What for?!

>>76949205
no
but urukas were as usual

>>76949203
I don't get it

>>76949205
no, but she had very long sleeves

te amo princessa manzana

>>76949205
lmao no.

>>76949216
which phase girl is the most likely to give rimjobs? this is an important question

>>76949250
cream pies

>>76949273
dizzy is desperate to give a rusty trombone

>>76949233
wasn't it weekly before the wedding and coof break?

>>76948896
>>76948950
If you don't want a potentially unpleasant experience get it and treat it like stock or stew meat. My Pa used to work with chinks a fair bit and they love to give you stuff like that. Boils into a delicious broth even better than normal bones same with lamb neck or turkey throat and is pretty unbeatable cost wise as well.

>>76949250
nakadashi

Hime made the setup for this stream. She's a good girl

>>76949310
what about a rusty venture?

>>76949365
Hime puts in tons of work
she is up there with Runie

>>76949365
She saw a chance to humiliate herself and two other phase talents and leapt for it.

Which Phase girls have the freshest tasting ovaries?

>>76949365
Hime puts in work

Honestly
I miss white girl wednesday

>>76949386
All while also making shorts and regular covers. She really is up there.

>>76949436
Erina

>Which Phase girls *something completely retarded*
This really needs to stop

>>76949491
Eimi

>>76949491
Erina

>>76949491
go back

>Rie sending 2k people to the abyss

>>76949250
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_pie

>>76949365
Hime is a hardworker. No one denies it.

Which Phase girl would fondle my testicles while I was smuggling medicine across a war-torn border using a Cessna in the dead of night?

watch phase friend twisty please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXX-EA6dn8

RATE THE PRINCESS
RATE THE BEAR
RATE THE LEMON
RATE THE TOAST
RATE THE RAMILK
RATE THE FOOT SANDWICH
RATE THE STREAM

Ni Ni friends. Sweet Dreams

>>76949621
Panko.

>>76949653
Burning, vomiting, crunch/10
High expectations exceeded/10

>finish stressful thing and cant wait to relax and just listen to live streams
>no one is streaming, not even my indies
im gonna mcnoose, why couldnt this be one of those 8 hour eimi stream days

>27 livers
>0 live

>>76949666
ni ni
I try to ni ni too and not die :)

>>76949653
cursed

>>76949666
sleep well, lil pup

>>76949666
>>76949698
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>76949688
https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

>>76949653
Anon late
But
Anon like
Also rumao raid broke.
Where go.

>>76949653
K I N O
I
N
O
Apron Lumi was too cute for me, also she know how to cook, she should do some cooking streams

>>76949653
I loved it

>>76949752
no raid

>>76949653
Worth it/10
I waited for the collab to finish before packing out from my office and there's a fire raging on the industrial plant across the river

>>76949653
nice sequel to the pippa's stream

wtf how does pippa find this shit lmao
https://x.com/Eliteman69/status/1795845322817835061

>>76949653
>RATE THE PRINCESS
Cute hands
>RATE THE BEAR
Beautician in training
>RATE THE LEMON
White
>RATE THE TOAST
Sliced grapes
>RATE THE RAMILK
Sounds okay
>RATE THE FOOT SANDWICH
>Crunch
>RATE THE STREAM
Exceptionally fun

>>76949761
>spoiler
She's got brain worms about her camera setup real bad. She wants to film it in a way that lets people actually see the process and thus far it's never worked out to her standards.

>>76949653
I don't know if the raw sausage or eating the unbroken lump of the entire seasoning packet without downing a half gallon of water is going to hospitalize Hime but it's looking grim. How long is offkai continuing to go?

>>76949688
Watch Jeanfaymas (jets). Watch Sayu. Watch vods you missed. Put on Ikumi's asmr or something

>>76949833
Dead Hours my beloved

>>76949688
watch the clara vod or collab vod if you didnt already

>>76949811
You can search the text. Other times people tell her.

Now that the collab's done, nini /pcg/

>>76949653
>RATE THE PRINCESS
10
>RATE THE BEAR
5
>RATE THE LEMON
10
>RATE THE TOAST
10
>RATE THE RAMILK
4
>RATE THE FOOT SANDWICH
0
>RATE THE STREAM
9 1/2

Cute stream. Could actually make a series out of it.

>>76949811
Pippa ego searches.

>>76949925

>>76949926
>bear 5/10
Urufugang bros how do we respond?

>>76949925
G'night
Time for eep

Im practicing streaming and expected zero viewers for weeks or months but people are already showing up a few days in, so weird....

>>76949688
Go watch a jerma long edit. Theyre my go to

Rie should have raided in Pico-chan I'm so angry

>>76949925
>>76949995
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>76950018
Nigga how do you practice streaming? You either streaming or you aint.

>>76949946
No, don't go, please come back

>>76950018
Groomers can smell easy targets

>>76950082
I call it practice because I assumed nobody would watch

>>76949845
very unfortunate

>>76949925
Sleep well anon

>>76950180
You should practice when you do things around your house. Just talk into the void and try to be entertaining for extra practice

>>76949653
Hime won't survive the night/10
That crunch will give me nightmares and the sight will too/10
Struggle white girl breakfast, but also Lumi's cute hands.../10
this was a fucking disaster yet I want more/10

>>76950163
that's a good one

>1. Remi: 206
>1. Muyu: 206
>3. Jelly: 167
>4. Shiina: 162
>5. Airi: 150
>6. Clara: 142
>7. Eimi: 110
>8. Ember: 90
>9. Lumi: 45

>>76950217
haha who would do that

>>76950018
Keep up the good work, Twisty!

Now is the time to share your 2views indies pcg

>>76950163
Is anyone other than Shiina a decent cook? I know it's high cost and low views but a biweekly or monthly program where the girls get less shit at cooking and transition into capable budget meal prep streams would be neato. Seeing scarle get better at cooking was a nice journey.

>>76950259
Why are you keeping track of how many times ive busted a load in the talents?

>listen to podcast
>normalfag host says he wants to be a vtuber
>"Oh boy here we go"
>his model is a fucking jim henson muppet
Why do people like this and toontubers waste everyone's time?

>>76950259
number of games finished

>>76949491
I actually agree with you on this one
Always felt like a sister fishing for info and even though we engaged we never won them over. Feels bad. Everyone gets ronery.

>>76950336
>his model is a fucking jim henson muppet
Ironically more creative than anime girl #5845

I have made a foolproof plan to grope Airi tits and other big tit girls on offkai

>>76950399
Proof?

>>76950295
>>76950349
Those are their scores on the autism test

>>76950336
Normal people are not creative and they dont realize it. So they overcompensate with shit designs (because they have no taste) or with quirky characters (because they have no personality). They dont understand that the model should be simple but convey who you are in a subtle manner, while also being unique on a subconscious level and of course having the personality to drive content. Normies, by definition, have none of these things.

>>76950279
Jets is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas Great aussie voice.
Sayu was working on her gundam earlier https://www.youtube.com/@SayuSincronisity https://www.twitch.tv/sayu
Ikumi's ASMR streams are frequent and good.
Rennie's good http://twitch.tv/renniesaurus
You can catch up with Clara and Airi's podcast vods https://www.youtube.com/@KA-CHINGshow/streams
Mint and Matara's summer podcast https://www.youtube.com/@MMSummerSpecial

>>76950392
hey, don't insult my oshi #5845, she has nice voice so model doesn't matter

wtf...

>>76950413
Only after offkai ends

>wake up
>20 minute nonstop panic attack
Being alive sucks chat

To think such vile recipes could brighten even the cloudiest of days. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>76950529
Sleep well bug

>>76950501
level up stoicism stat

>>76950336
Irony poisoning

>>76950501
Just cancel stream again and you’ll feel better’

>>76950501
beta blockers

>>76950556
It's a physical reaction not about anything I could rationalize
>>76950586
Roru

>>76950529
sleep well, lil luvbug

>>76950399
airi is not going to offkai

>>76950649
Youd be surprised what forming mental habits can do to your physiology.

>>76950681
Let's see which stock phrase this baits out.

That Clara model was fucking weird

>>76950501
Pippa you need to stop coming /here/

Hime needs to do a cooking collab with giri

>>76950741
I'm Weird, btw

>>76950725
didn't like middle one, too corpa

>>76950741
ありがとう!

>>76950805
Cwawa Bebe!!!

>>76950287
Lumi claims to be competent

>>76950501
It does, but ganbatte anon. Time your breaths, dip your hand in cold water if need be.

>>76950287
if they can build lego, they can cook.
Everyone can follow instructions and poof dish is ready

>>76950287
I believe Memory is

>>76950501
Stroke your dick with the rhythm of your breath

>>76950501
I developed severe anxiety attacks after I cought the coof last year in February. For the majority of the year it was nonstop hell, I thought I was dying but after the doctors told me for the 12th time it was anxiety, I was healthy and that they were starting to prescribe me zombie meds I decided to cure myself.

It took months to re-master my mind and body and i'm not entirely "cured" but i'm better than last year. If I had to live like last year for another year i'd fucking kill myself if I didn't die from the anxiety. Stay strong brother, it's literally all in your head but you can make yourself sick from it. Gotta remind your mind and body who's boss.

>>76950287
Ember is probably one of the best in Phase.
Imagine being her boyfriend and getting homecooked meals like this...

>>76950287
Honestly not a bad idea.
>>76950915
Eh. It's like cooking meth. Technically easy but you need a degree of common sense.

>>76950953
Thanks fampai. I've done all the standard advice and exercises but even with that it still routinely takes 10-30 minutes to just be capable of speech or eating something without being in pain for the rest of the day.
>>76950619
Yeaah

>>76950927
>Memory
Anon..

>>76950725
>that face
just be normal for once, bear...

>>76950953
I used to have panic attacks at restaurants. After I left I would kill my leftovers at home.

>>76951082
Too many of her disasters have turned into something palatable.

>>76950952
I hate imagining things...

>Have plans for tonight so I didn't torrent Wonka for Clara's watchalong, thinking I could just do it some other day
>Friend bails out because of an emergency
>I won't make it in time for the stream if I start now because of shitty internet
Man

>>76951153
Give me your address I'll bring it on USB.

>>76951075
You're basically teaching your body to have panic attacks any time you feel certain ways. I know it sounds like some bullshit shonen trope but you have to teach yourself to master the fear, fake it until you make it type shit. At least that worked for me.

I'd be shaking, struggling to breath, going numb and the whole time putting on some fucking bravado like "Fuck this shit! I got this bro let's fucking go!" the whole time. I also just basically would call myself a faggot any time I started going into one like "Bro, that pain in my side doesn't mean we're dying you fucking fag, get a fucking grip" and shit like that.

It sounds a bit masochistic but it worked for me anyway. Taking walks and forcing yourself into the sun and exercise helps a bit too I guess, I dunno if I could tell the difference but I felt a little better about myself anyway.

>>76951153
You might have to str**m it like a 2010s anime pleb. You do have a functional script blocker right?

>>76950649
>>76950501
darlex sleep sack and sensory deprivation hood until you unfuck your life trust da plan

>>76950952
I want to imagine Ember and Shiina reforming so many sadsacks into successful malewives through cooking streams

>>76951209
>any time you feel certain ways
Awake?

>>76951209
Getting some sun and exercise do be good. Eating better and drinking enough water regularly too.

>>76951214
I'm just gonna sleep tonight while it's downloading. Hopefully the vod stays up so I can do the watchalong first thing in the morning, like I did with Airi's Blade Runner watchalong

>>76951241
Yes. I lost so much sleep and weight during it last year and being awake was a waking nightmare. It will feel like a never ending battle you have to fight every day. At least for me I couldn't handle it, I was going fucking insane and wanted to die so I had no other choice but to fight. I still suffer a bit from the effects all this time later but I have to remind myself to power through it.

>>76951279
I was watching my vitamin and nutrient intake a lot too. I eat and live like shit.

>>76951300
>watching a VOD of a watchalong
???

>>76951351
Don't engage with the mentally ill

>>76951351
It's not that bad since I don't participate in chat, anyways

Are you guys going to bother checking out VAllure?

>>76950725
cute

>>76950725
My wives

>>76951585
Im going to watch Phase pedo defender friend Rye Project, I cant wait to talk about her here with Pippa's full support

New thread.
>>76951662
>>76951662

>Hime fails the Int & Wis check on reading the sausage package labeling
>Chat trying to save Hime from eating raw sausage
>Dumps the entire 2,000 mg of salt ramen seasoning packet in
>Also doesn't successfully break it up when it clumps
>Mama didn't raise a quitter
>Chugs the nightmare cheddar chocomilk & raw sausage ramen broth
>Gags on the entire lump of salt & seasoning raping her throatpussy
>Tummy hort literally minutes after
Ready your bouquets chat ;_;7

>>76951585
Busy with V4M as far as spicier content goes.

>>76951585
no, there's space for only one whore in my heart

>>76951786
What's good?

>>76950829
NOOOOO. Apple Princess!

>>76951683
>Pippa's full support
You mean Pippa "Good pedophilia" Pipkin?

>>76952484
yup, will be fun to see how capipis try and defend the rape of a 9 year old as a good thing because Pippa is never wrong

>>76952571
What happened?