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Surprise Metal Pipe Edition

Last thread: >>76877432
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.76911456
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>>76911435
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.76911522
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>>76911456
Amen.

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>>76911456
amen!

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>>76911456
AMEN. PUT GABAGOOL BERNSTROM IN A CHOKEHOLD

>> No.76911929

Leaker here.
ARMIS is actually a 5 man unit with a soon to debut Vsinger as its last member. The boys are already chatting with him on discord

>> No.76912068
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On a scale of 0 to Ru Paul, how much gayness will occur in the 3Ds?

>> No.76912105

>>76911929
Leak an oddly specific feature of his design like the predebut Armis post and I'd be more likely to believe you

>> No.76912265

>>76912068
Flayon has always been a weird little sandbagger and straight man whenever the boys got into dick talk or gay jokes he didn’t initiate, so the xenokunians will probably be gay gay homosexual gay and the elysians will try to get away from it

>> No.76912287

>>76912068
Hakka and Bettel will have sex during the collab while Flayon sits in the cuck chair.

>> No.76912359

>>76912287
Shinri…

>> No.76912375

>>76912287
will Shinri be in a second cuck chair further away or is crying himself sick in the bathroom at that point

>> No.76912391

>>76912359
>>76912375
Shinri will be sexually harassed by Fuma

>> No.76912436

>>76912391
>Fuma persistently trying to touch his boobs while Shinri awkwardly tries to laugh it off and step away

>> No.76912811

>>76912436
Is Fuma tall enough to reach his tits?

>> No.76913052

A curse on leaders pokemon booster packs

>> No.76913237
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>>76913052
COUNTERSPELL

>> No.76913308
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>Bettel, Flayon, Shinri, Goldbullet birthdays and merch
>Armis 6 month anni merch
>VG3D and merch
>new ohmonah collab (not even just tempus but armis too)
>Tempus anniversary
>(also the jp 5th anniversary live for anyone who wanted to watch that too)
fellow paypiggies how are we holding up

>> No.76913384

>>76913308
Wait, is Armis included in the ohmonah drop too? I only saw the one that said Tempus and had their oshi marks

>> No.76913438

>>76913308
>new ohmonah collab (not even just tempus but armis too
I didn't know armis was included...it's over for my wallet...

>> No.76913580

>>76913308
small silver lining: I'll save on shipping for official Cover merch since they're all so close together

>> No.76913630

>>76913384
Oh I just saw the promo image that said holostars english and assumed, but the tweet itself specifies just tempus. That's a little better then.

>> No.76913652

>>76913308
Where did you see Armis included? The twitter post only has tempus emojis and six color blocks on the image >>76902539 and the reply has six “big”s in the things coming

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>>76912811
perfect height
I actually don't know how to make accurate height charts. All you need to know is: Fuma is taller than Hakka

>> No.76913927
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>> No.76914116

Leader waiting room up for the collab, yipeee

>> No.76914158

>>76914116
I don't really like Nocturnal that much, but I'll take what I can get.

>> No.76914432

>>76913927
didnt hakka say this too? where's his version >:[

>> No.76914652
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>>76914432

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>>76914158
He ain’t in my top 3 collab partners but it’s been a while since we had him, it’s aight

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Strongest Koipanion

>> No.76916192
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Hewo

>> No.76916818

Altare lost his passion for Holostars

>> No.76917100

>>76912436
Finally some content made for me

>> No.76917111
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>>76913862
>a COON is taller than Hakka

>> No.76917113

There's no fucking way Noct will be at Leader's stream in 1 hour.

>> No.76917158

Altare lost his erection for holostars

>> No.76917207

Altare lost his election for Holostars

>> No.76917223

Altare lost his erection in Holostars

>> No.76917268
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Did the Noct episode of NTR ever come out?
will NTR ever come back...

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>>76917158
>>76917207
>>76917223
I think we all know who could help him get it back up

>> No.76917413

>>76913308
Seething that Flayon's birthday doesn't lineup with their anniversary so I'm hoping it's bad merch again

>> No.76917453

>>76917290
VESPER! MY DICK IS STUCK IN SHINRI, YOU GOTTA HELP ME PULL OUT BY PULLING ME OUT

>> No.76917503

>>76917268
no, I'm gonna guess it was supposed to come out when Noct was getting a lot of heat and he held off on it and then got depressed again just like when it happened with MANA Podcast and he ended dropping the project.

>> No.76917608

>>76917290
>vesper as his Veep
>has to deliver a speech for victims of a natural disaster
>has a menhera attack and starts yelling into the mic
>calls everyone niggers reveals he's an oji-san
>leaves the stage and quits

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>>76917290
The only thing going up are the days count since his graduation, 279 days and counting.

>> No.76917963

>>76917708
How much longer until we hit the "out of holostars longer than they were in holostars" milestone? Counting that month of no activity it's soon, right?

>> No.76917982

>>76917608
>Veep
vice president?

>> No.76918017

>>76917963
We're all dead longer than we are alive

>> No.76918037

>>76917963
3 months, but that wont change anything

>> No.76918059
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I want to yoink the Bebbel and BITE his dumb head

>> No.76918187

>>76917982
Yes, he will more popular than the actual President Altare(who just so happens to take 3 am walks covered in strawberry jam)

>> No.76918273

>>76918187
Strawberry jam AND melted vanilla ice cream on his pants!

>> No.76918284

>>76917963
They were there around 350 days (last streams July 6th/7th). From June 22nd, they will have been out longer than they were in

>> No.76918443

>>76918284
Graduation was August 31st and YT memberships were still active till September 30th

>> No.76918596

>>76917963
Around 60 days left, but that's only counting the official dates.
Not counting for the extra days he took before coming back from his first graduation, then the whole thanksgiving+christmas period of no streams, then the period they were MIA before the public announcement

>> No.76918716

>>76918273
My president is such a child, not cleaning up after himself ToT

>> No.76919074
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Day 3 without my pilot, I've started to really miss my daily dose of autism. So much that I'm making his ffxiv character as my retainer

>> No.76919545

>>76919074
Roon...

>> No.76919672

>>76917963
god I can't fucking wait

>> No.76920293

Sorry guys, I'll be delaying the stream in 1 hour. timezones are difficult

>> No.76920966

>>76918443
I was counting from their last streams as Holostars, not taking into account the 6 weeks of limbo we were in before the official announcement

>> No.76921423

Mama, I'm begging you, please restrain your wayward son before he violates my ears more than he ought to.

>> No.76921513

The fucking OVERLAP because why is it cursed ASMR and then Ruze's karaoke an hour apart? JOBBERS.

>> No.76921729

>>76921423
I'm hoping that since he'll be able to hear himself he won't get too loud but with him you never know

>> No.76921779

Altare can't even bother communicating with his fans and tell them that the stream will be delayed, what a loser.

>> No.76921804

>>76921729
I don't think Hakka can feel shame, anon.

>> No.76922138

did leader drop the "kidnaps" thing for gifteds?

>> No.76922139

jwu. why is the only apparel person they collab with ohmonah? no hate for her specifically, it is an ugly cute style and it has it's own audience. but i'm so sick of it, not to mention that the merch always has some inaccuracies like the tempus shirt and machiroon charm. i want merch that looks good

>> No.76922159

>another 15min delay
>still no communication
nice

>> No.76922176

>>76913927
gibby and hakka hate

>> No.76922243

>>76922159
>another 15min delay
That's the communication.

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>>76922139
>

>> No.76922318

>>76922139
Wait... what inaccuracy with the shirt?

>> No.76922337

>>76922138
No, he still says that.

>> No.76922477

>>76922139
ambassadors get omocat eventually, I prefer Altare's omo to his ohmonah even though the glow in the dark stuff is dumb.

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>>76922318
it's not a huge deal but magni's role should be publicists if they are using advisor for vesper and hr for axel, also i'd prefer if they were in a debut order

>> No.76922536

>>76922159
Here's your communication >>76920293

>> No.76922545

>>76922477
So Hakka is going to get another set of nice merch...

>> No.76922614

>>76922523
I shouldn't have asked, that's going to annoy me now kek...

>> No.76922749

>>76922139
I assume she gives them a bigger cut than other apparel creators and she's friends with a lot of them

>> No.76922816

>>76922523
>i'd prefer if they were in a debut order
NERD!

>> No.76922911
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>>76922749
HAMPTER!

>> No.76922969

>>76922911
kys

>> No.76922997

>>76922911
tempus ohmonah nuis incoming?

>> No.76923053

>>76922969
HAMPTER!!

>> No.76923126

>>76922997
She said "big big big big big big things coming" so I'm thinking dildos finally

>> No.76923197

>>76922997
God I don't want to buy those from her

>> No.76923295
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>>76923126
Axel must be really persuasive behind the scenes

>> No.76923475

when is gb coming back

>> No.76923540

>>76923475
supposed to be tomorrow

>> No.76923609

>>76923475
July 3rd

>> No.76923637

>>76923475
he's been RTing fanarts in the past hours but didn't post anything I think, so maybe preparing schedule+ugly thumbnail

>> No.76923854

>>76923126
All of tempus other than maybe axel are 4 inches and under

>> No.76923884
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Thots?

>> No.76923923

>>76923854
ok dingo

>> No.76923943

>>76923884
yes, they're all thots

>> No.76923946

>>76923854
axelotl cope

>> No.76923969

>>76923884
Dumb

>> No.76924024

>>76923884
Shinri is overthinking the fuck out of the intuits of the Death Note.

>> No.76924034

>>76923923
>>76923946
kek I actually wasn't gonna include his teeny japanese peen but I figured axelotls would get mad

>> No.76924066

>>76923884
>Flay is Misa
>Magni is L
Yes

>> No.76924085

>>76923884
I agree though switch Tavi with Ruze because I'm sure Ruze would overthink it, honestly Shinri too

>> No.76924211

>>76923884
Shinri has said that he has ideas for who he would write down for the Death Note before...

>> No.76924312

>>76924211
Yeah, himself

>> No.76924344

>>76923884
I think Vesper belongs in the same quadrant as Jurard, remembering his Outer Wilds streams

>> No.76924413

>>76924344
Kek agreed

>> No.76924453

>>76923884
Shinri would overthink it. Vesper belongs with Jurard. Octavio would be the Mikami.

>> No.76924666

Noct ending, cards in 5 min. 36 packs, gonna be a long opening stream

>> No.76924722

>>76924666
they delayed it in order to hit maximum overlap

>> No.76924726

>>76924666
Wish they went with a different set, this one sucks

>> No.76924747

>>76924344
He got it at the end

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>>76923884

>> No.76924756

>>76924666
I've always been curious but never found the reason to ask until now... what's the allure of buying cards? Do you even play with them? Or does it occupy the same niche in the cards community as Funko does for figurines?

>> No.76924782

>>76924666
Thanks for the update, Satan

>> No.76924784

>>76924666
Ah, that's unfortunate. I have an appointment from 8 to 8:30 but I was hoping to catch the opening zatsu. Lol, seems like that's the only part I'll miss.

>> No.76924906

>>76924756
For a lot of people it's fulfilling a childhood wish, some people it's like collecting stamps, others just because they like the art and then there's the freaks that play
And the scalpers

>> No.76925023

>>76924666
>cards in 5 min
I would say more like in 20 minutes.

>> No.76925043

>>76924906
Ah, understood. Thanks for the explanation.

>> No.76925050

>>76924756
Gacha fun, art purdy
Easy dopamine

>> No.76925174

>>76925050
Also a fairly decent explanation
And at least the gacha part is something you can hold in your hands.

>> No.76925292

>>76925174
Exactly. I don’t do gacha games rolling, but I do understand card pulling, because at least you physically get a product in your hands, even the “bad cards” worth 5c a pop. (unless you’re our retard leader and buy opened amazon scam boxes)

>> No.76925328

>>76925292
Leader...

>> No.76925536
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I STILL HAVE THIS SHIT UI GODDAMN

>> No.76925572

Card telly LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YllM4DrmH5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YllM4DrmH5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YllM4DrmH5o

>> No.76925594

leader on the late telly

>> No.76925672

>>76925536
What's wrong with it

>> No.76925818

>noc has over 50 packs
We're gonna be here for a while..

>> No.76925932

This new mon is shit and the cards aren't nice but good pull I guess

>> No.76926036

wait naked hands on MY christian holostars stream?

>> No.76926092

>>76925672
for the entirety of youtube's life, the recommended videos are right sidebar and the video description was at the bottom of the video. Why the switch up? And why are they so close together? It looks fucking clustered and haphazard

>> No.76926168

>>76926092
The UI designers have to justify their job somehow

>> No.76926205

>>76926092
>for the entirety of youtube's life
About that... They have had this type of layout before, idk why they keep going back and forth with it

>> No.76926390

Noct is right
>Someone leaks a description of Bellibolt
>Few pretty decent fan designs
>Actual game leaks
>Bellibolt is some onigiri piece of shit
>Gets memoryholed by everyone

>> No.76926511

Slander

>> No.76927269

they’re both such bratty little shit kids kek

>> No.76927483

>>76922997
I wish!

>> No.76927958

>another Charizard
The curse is still in effect

>> No.76928019

>altare got an ojisan card
SASUGA

>> No.76928142

>you bite into wiggling things?

>> No.76928175

>>76928019
>Altare does favors for the ojisan judge for preferential treatment
Oouuuhhhh...

>> No.76928229

>Bettel put a french fry on top of rice and called it sushi
Sasuga pale king

>> No.76928233

>French fry sushi
PALE, PALE CLOWN

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for anyone who hadn't seen it yet

>> No.76928476

leader is being cute again. i love him so much. life is good again now that he's streaming.

>> No.76928576

>>76928378
Kino

>> No.76928728
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https://twitter.com/ivegotchuu/status/1795795434150953324

>> No.76928859

>>76928728
perfect

>> No.76928872

bettel fits his vtuber so well. Like actually. what is this magic?

>> No.76929155

RUZE KARAOKE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdp2U2y3CA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdp2U2y3CA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdp2U2y3CA8

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Man, I went to the cinema and thought that they would be ending by the time I got back, thank god it got delayed. Leader cute

>> No.76929365

>altare wants a plastic bag pokemon

>> No.76929399

>>76928872
Part character act, part genuinely goofus level human being

>> No.76929493

Ruzavio LOVE!

>> No.76929534

>>76928872
You could say... clown magic...

>> No.76929575

>The intellegence of a ditto and Axel aren't too far off
Aniki slander....

>> No.76929674

oh I remember playing this on guitar hero a lot

>> No.76929741

Ruze is getting better. Sasuga idol dream

>> No.76929803

>Soul Link with Noc

>> No.76929904
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NEW EMOTES
FINALLY

>> No.76929910

He loves us...

>> No.76930024

>Leader jokes Bob made the bob cut
i love my dumb, unfunny leader

>> No.76930102

>>76929904
the emotes are so cuteeeeee

>> No.76930112

>>76929904
RUZADER EMOTES!!!

>> No.76930122

>Noc punched us
He will never be my father Leader

>> No.76930201
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>>76929904
there's also this one

>> No.76930208

LEADER KISSED ME

>> No.76930357

Altare's brain is working at max speed and Noc can't catch up kek

>> No.76930406

>>76929904
>wielding pompoms and lightsticks at the same time
cute

>> No.76930474

KAMIOSHI

>> No.76930582
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aaaaaaa cuteee

>> No.76930685

Leader got so excited he squeaked

>> No.76930845

>>76930685
in front of noc....LEADER WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A WHORE

>> No.76931138

>>76930845
>Become
Anon, I have bad news

>> No.76931155

>>76929904
Nice, they're really cute~

>> No.76931231

>leader is being harassed by Temma

>> No.76931290

i just noticed leader's overlay.
"TWILGHT"
Dumb lil bro can't spell..

>> No.76931353

>>76931231
dark knight kishi has operated for many years in advance of rapetare. he has the deep japanese knowledge

>> No.76931392

Leader shilling the JP Stars to Noc, sasuga

>> No.76931578

Glad Ruze's chat stopped typing "DEZ"

>> No.76931610

Jesus Christ Ruze what the fuck

>> No.76931703

we have to kill him

>> No.76931743

>This got through management...

>> No.76931757

I REALLY WANT TO
CHUG
JUG
WITH
ZADER

>> No.76931774

Zade's official singing debut!

>> No.76931805

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES KEK

>> No.76931903
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>> No.76932126

>>76931903
Finally. Ruzader mosh pit and crowd surfing real

>> No.76932238

>>76931578
magmite hate

>> No.76932561

bettel, stay away from octavio you disgusting whore

>> No.76932606

That's what happens for being a whore Leader

>> No.76932725

>>76932561
look at the bright side, maybe bettelion will finally realize how lazy bettel is if they are exposed to someone that works his butt off

>> No.76932728

He's moaning...

>> No.76932766
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is this the first Tokimane fanart?
https://x.com/54BPM_/status/1795847572210254252

>> No.76932822

Cute Noctare moment, hope everything goes alright for Noc

>> No.76932879

>I gained Messi's respect that day. Ronaldo's another story
Why does Ronaldo hate leader?

>> No.76933000

>>76932879
he yelled SIIIIUUUUUU one too many times and leader called him a wetback spic nigger

>> No.76933011

Altare is a materialistic girlfriend.

>> No.76933043

Leader is being a sugar baby again...

>> No.76933041

feels good to finally one guy my oshi

>> No.76933084

i fucking hate him

>> No.76933127

WHAT HAPPENED? ...Leader?

>> No.76933148

Damn, fuck you too Altare I guess

>> No.76933157

Ruze refused to be out-whiteboyed...

>> No.76933182

kek. he isn't hiding he is from the midwest

>> No.76933183

bro hit end mid-sentence kek

>> No.76933189
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what a silly baby

>> No.76933332
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76933332

...leader hates me. he dropped me off at a tavern so suddenly. a big yellow man is singing. LEAAADEEEERRRRR! :(

>> No.76933426

That little giggle, /MANS/....

>> No.76933446

Hopefully whatever Altare is busy with wraps up soon, I missed that dumb blue idiot and his terrible jokes.

>> No.76933487

>>76932766
So the boys are being managed by Egyptian deities, cool

>> No.76933513

who needs altare, i got azure now

>> No.76933531
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https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1795998568777392397

>> No.76933581

fuck you altare. i hope the new gen outshines you even more.

>> No.76933687

I'm watching Ruze rn, what Altare did?

>> No.76933728

>>76933687
Hoes mad

>> No.76933740

>>76933531
CLOWN SEX

>> No.76933760

XENOS ON THE "RELAXING" TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4

>> No.76933761

XENOS ON THE ASMR TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4

>> No.76933775

>>76933531
The clipping will be insane

>> No.76933784

>>76933687
Just a dumb bit where he dropped us at Ruze's mid sentence, schizo is being schizo donmaiii

>> No.76933789

>>76933531
Lol, I thought that said "5D" for a second

>> No.76933812

VIOLATED

>> No.76933853

Is it even possible for Hakka to talk in a quiet voice

>> No.76933872

>I'm scared of my own voice
>You should be

>> No.76933877
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>>76933531

>> No.76933897

FUCK, I can't handle ASMR, I really can't. It tingles my back super hard

>> No.76933898

oh this is terrible already

>> No.76933982

>>76933531
i wanna break his thumbs

>> No.76933991

The delicious taste of freedom...

>> No.76933997

>>76933897
Those are those tingles they're talking about with ASMR. It's the whole point

>> No.76934034

>>76933531
I wish I still liked bettel because my god his design is hot

>> No.76934048
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76934048

finally content made for me

>> No.76934057

>we can't ram ranch tonight

>> No.76934073
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>>76933446
Same, honestly I can wait forever but I'm really starting to feel it, hopefully everything will go alright for him I just wished he was better at communicating

>> No.76934078

>i think im dying
MAMAAAAAAA

>> No.76934080

>"I think I'm like...dying...but it's okay"

>> No.76934130

OBSIDIAN RUZE

>> No.76934160

hakka what the fuck are you saying

>> No.76934168

>please be gentle shinri
>it's my first time

>> No.76934169

>"Be gentle Shinri...it's my first time doing ASMR..."

>> No.76934214

>>76933997
Yeah, but I can't handle the mere sign of binaural audio fucks me up. I remember trying to play Hellblade when it came out on PS4 and I had to drop it

>> No.76934218

>>76933531
rape

>> No.76934233

I should've gotten high before this, ASMR doesn't work on me

>> No.76934250

God, this is already incredibly homoerotic

>> No.76934305

>mommy

>> No.76934334

There's hope for him covering a proper metal song...

>> No.76934342

i will go down on ruze any day

>> No.76934376
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>> No.76934413

GET OFF AO3 SHINRI STOP READING TEMPUS FANFICS

>> No.76934432

>"I'm more of a fur affinity girlie, I'll be real honest with you"

>> No.76934447

>jwu
>reconfirmed again that the only somewhat sane thread in this board is /mans/ despite all the rape and ryonaposting
Hope you fuckers have a good day

>> No.76934482
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Ahh... I can't take it anymore...

>> No.76934531
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>>76933784
NO. Leader has abandoned me so i shall now do the same.

>> No.76934539

>>76934413
Wait really

>> No.76934575

I can't with this overlap…

>> No.76934605

>I know some triggers
>Like what?
>My dad abandoned me when I was 11
Sasuga bird

>> No.76934606

Will Bettel's whip work in 3D?

>> No.76934621
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>>76934447
hehe ty anon

>> No.76934662
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>>76934447
don't forget our brothers in /stars/

>> No.76934755

>>76934447
I need more racism. Where's the racemite? I feel like he's the only magmite left and he's hilarious

>> No.76934783

>>76934606
Did Altare or Axel's weapons work in 3D?

>> No.76934813
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>>76934575
>complains when no streams
>complains when multiple streams

>> No.76934828

Bro is trying...

>> No.76934845

>prostate exam ASMR

>> No.76934855
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>>76934531
Take your meds

>> No.76934955

>>76934783
Altare's does.

>> No.76934963

I thought Bettel was delayed but no one bothered to tellypost him...

>> No.76934964
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>>76934783
Leader's gunsword did

>> No.76935038

>>76934783
Yes.

>> No.76935053

>>76934963
we hate him

>> No.76935057

oh I hate that one. Sounds like they're trying to drown me

>> No.76935065

>>76934539
he had ao3 bookmarked one of the times he took a picture of his monitor, there's no doubt in my mind he would get curious enough to have a look at fanfics involving him

>> No.76935086

>>76933760
>>76933761
This isn't nearly as cursed as I thought it would be

>> No.76935144

i'm not jacking off to that, Ruze

>> No.76935149

>why is it so fast
>'cause I'm with you

>> No.76935151

>>76934963
Bettelion haven't consistently tellyposted him for a few weeks now

>> No.76935169

whoa that heartbeat was really fast

>> No.76935193

>>76935151
They're still acclimating again to a consistent schedule.

>> No.76935215

i want to have steamy bisexual sex with hakka and shinri while they whisper nightmare in my ears

>> No.76935223

>>76935169
I thought Bettel's was fast but holy shit Hakka was next level, especially compared to Shinri's

>> No.76935238

>>76935065
maybe he wishes that people would write about him fucking ghosts

>> No.76935360

SUPERMAN

>> No.76935374

I'm Ruze's friend who likes ska.

>> No.76935376

>>76935169
>>76935223
birds have fast heartbeats obviously

>> No.76935423

ok this is actually kind of gay

>> No.76935446

>Like this, Shinri...?
>Am I going too fast...?
Hakka...

>> No.76935457

>>76935376
Yeah
https://www.birdnote.org/listen/shows/heart-bird
>Birds’ four-chambered hearts run larger than those of mammals, relative to body size, and they are coupled with extremely efficient cardiovascular systems. The energy demands of flight require these adaptations. An exercising human has a heart rate around 150 beats per minute. In contrast, an active hummingbird’s heart pumps at 1,200 beats per minute; a flying pigeon’s heart beats at 600.

>> No.76935466

>>76935223
ARRYTHMIA STARS

>> No.76935491

SKA TIME

>> No.76935531

>How're you liking it, chat?
>We should try both at the same time

>> No.76935580

audio editing anons, i trust you.

>> No.76935613

>Shinri shilling AO3 again
kek

>> No.76935619

>>76934606
Does Bettel know how to use his whip, or does he swing it and end up tying himself up like the prime ryonabait he is?

>> No.76935696

>why're you so dry??
>you don't ask that!!

>> No.76935738

>>76935619
If only Cover's 3D tech is that good...

>> No.76935763

his skin did sound ashy

>> No.76935768

>You're ashy

>> No.76935807

i love that hakka is doing this with shinri. birb is insane.

>> No.76935860
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rate the masterpiece

>> No.76935909

time to get into writing fanfics so shinri has more stuff to read

>> No.76935949

>>76935860
What in God's name is that

>> No.76936040

Blinding Lights...?

>> No.76936054

>>76935860
>The Used
Kek. So that's what bettel looks like irl.

>> No.76936106

>>76935909
i wrote this

>> No.76936130

>>76935909
This is ALMOST enough to get me to polish my outline into a fic. Almost.

>> No.76936156

Ruze and Zade are dueting!

>> No.76936206

Man, Bettel's old outfit is really a lot better than his new one.

>> No.76936292

>why is yours hairy than mine?
>...what?

>> No.76936297

>"this ASMR is surprisingly cozy"
>"no no, fuck that, we need to make it worse!!"

>> No.76936299

>>76936130
do it PUSSY

>> No.76936350

>>76936206
It just feels right, while his 2nd outfit feels WRONG.

>> No.76936440

>he's like, cucking his webcam

>> No.76936464

shamefur dispray

>> No.76936502

Manually raided into the accursed ASMR stream. I have to greatly restrain bashing my fist against the keyboard. The things I do for my oshi.

>> No.76936506

>What ASMRs do you listen to?
>"Mommy puts you to sleep"

>> No.76936507

>what kind of asmr do you listen to?
>mommy puts you to sleep
mommykitos?

>> No.76936655

I don't have an opinion on good and bad dreams, because I remember just enough of them both to hate my mind.

>> No.76936656
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Archive of Ruze's unarchived karaoke stream on 2024-05-30T01:00:58Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/Rdp2U2y3CA8

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6c8c13d8a4cee2e9b7b36d9aefb4e40abeab4a8d&dn=%5B20240530%5D%20Unarchived%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (video upload currently in progress; expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/ZXuPqQ
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/8oAHCJTR#AVt2uQ_A_pJonElWlwET90zeV1Fqv-nJJsHEsOZo2R8

Set list (stream starts at 2:24):
1. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (5:22)
2. Escape From the City (17:18)
3. Bo Burnham - That Funny Feeling (22:57)
4. Linkin Park - What I've Done (30:40)
5. Chug Jug With You (Zade solo; 35:01)
6. Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin' Down (40:42)
7. System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (47:10)
8. Ludo - Lake Pontchartrain (54:22)
9. Metric - Black Sheep (59:42)
10. Sick Puppies - You're Going Down (1:08:04)
11. The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (1:16:02)
12. blink-182 - I Miss You (1:21:00)
13. Goldfinger - Superman (1:26:44)
14. Good Charlotte - The Anthem (1:31:12)
15. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (duet with Zade; 1:34:43)

Number of fragments: 6170 (no stream discontinuities)

>> No.76936667

student debt asmr...

>> No.76936766

>so you were the old lady with the $1000 shibainu?

>> No.76936842
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>>76936656

>> No.76936844
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>>76936656
Thank you as always Takobro!

>> No.76936881
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koinichiwaaa....

>> No.76936891

>>76936656
o7

>> No.76936903

>>76936656
Thanks Takobro

>> No.76936955

>>76936656
Dutiful as always, Takobro.

>> No.76936954

>barely talks
>shitty art
>battering his fans
>audience still entertained
How tf does he do it?

>> No.76937024
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>> No.76937106

>mugging ASMR
Hakka-chan...

>> No.76937269
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>>76937024

>> No.76937295

Hakka cockblocking these kois...

>> No.76937296

KEK

>> No.76937328

>iwn get mugged and raped by xenokunis in my shitty major city

>> No.76937393

Can't wait for Shinri to do this collaab with Flayon and it not be half as funny as with Hakka and Bettel.

>> No.76937416

Hakka didn't know raisins were grapes...

>> No.76937419 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.76937442

>>76937393
Flayon may actually try torturing us.

>> No.76937451

>>76936954
Bettelion are the victims of the sunk cost fallacy

>> No.76937474

>>76937416
He's so dumb KEK

>> No.76937475

>>76937393
Flayon actually has experience with asmr though

>> No.76937518

>>76937393
retard

>> No.76937545
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>>76937442
h-hot

>> No.76937553

>>76937475
don't have experience being funny
>>76937518
Love you too machitroon

>> No.76937586

GOLDBULLET GRADUATE!

>> No.76937744
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76937744

Xenocoins is his scam crypto

>> No.76937765

You know, at least the ASMRs thusfar have been silly.

>> No.76937956

Ruze I will tolerate all the cringe tumblr sjw in your own streams just stop ruining the other boys chats with homestuck

>> No.76937984

darn japs and their darn perms and faxes and shit

>> No.76938023

Cute clown shilling from the Xenos

>> No.76938093

Hakka pushing for the OnlyFins...

>> No.76938099

>Onlyfins

>> No.76938175

RATE THE ASMR

>> No.76938280

>>76938175
BIRB HEART / 10

>> No.76938450

>>76934813
Complain is my middle name

>> No.76938471

>>76938175
more hinged than expected/10

>> No.76938501

>>76938175
AO3 FICS DOKO/10

>> No.76938579

>>76937416
People don't know that pickles are cucumbers.

>> No.76938720

>>76938175
that was the quickest hour of my life...i'm sad again

>> No.76938967

>>76938175
HOMOEROTIC/10

>> No.76939063

bettel looks so cute when he's drawing

>> No.76939068
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they're the same

>> No.76939565

can any kind dl’er save bettels art vod? last time he played beethoven the chess handcam was nuked, and passpartout2 was dmca’d fir that french accordion music. i dont trust my retarded clown

>> No.76939702

>>76939565
yeah I'll archive it just in case

>> No.76939778

aniki in 30 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w

>> No.76939935

>>76939702
chu!

>> No.76940376
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76940376

disappointing lack of oundgacs in this thread

>> No.76940495
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I just tuned back in. What the hell am I looking at

>> No.76940514

>>76940376
>indifferent to being hit with hammers
A vile bootlicker indeed

>> No.76940531

>>76940495
Yeah. This looks like a cognitive hazard.

>> No.76940567

>>76940495
My son. Please do not insult my baby boy ever again

>> No.76940592

>>76940495
it's slopman

>> No.76940616

>>76940495
damn Bettel just read your message on stream

>> No.76940648

>>76940495
I want to know what's going on inside the mind of Gavis Bettel.

>> No.76940658

>>76940495
The failed cumonculus

>> No.76940938

>Bettel VS U-Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-oJTZ1b5Q

>> No.76941340

>>76939778
This little fucker

>> No.76941478
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>>76940495
slopman

>> No.76941584

>>76941340
its his normal hour but also prime dingoosex raid bait. im happy

>> No.76941722

Sleepy pilot...
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1796027908571512925

>> No.76941766

ANIKI ON THE MIITOPIA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HUXRvnT_w

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