/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fauna!

>>76906895
>18 minutes game
Why does she hate streaming these days? idgi

>>76908202
>>76789346 was right. She needs an intervention.

Would you the kirin leg

>>76908515
Need intercrural sex with Fauna

>>76908515
>>76908651

>>76908202
azki played the game today and was able to make a 2,5 hours stream, stop being annoying and just trustbin the green lady

>>76908846
>trustbin

>>76908891
saplings doesn't have fingers, this shit happens frequently because of that

>>76908202
Remember when Fauna was a consistent streamer?

>>76908392
Anyone who says Fauna is hardworking is an honest-to-God idiot.

>>76909054
she still is, consistently shit

>>76908202
Dropping schedules was a fucking mistake.

Fauna should just fucking graduate already, lazy whore.

My sunshine is gonna scream!

>>76908202
I will simply believe in the Fauna and if she fails to deliver then I will simply believe again

>>76909491
did you fix whatever your issues were bud?
i'm very excited for scared fauna

Love this Kirin

Going to be good today, I feel it

>>76909763
Yes but no. It's a complicated situation but basically I'm not going anywhere anytime soon thankfully.

>>76909931

>>76909931
if you squeeb the stream restarts.

Does prechat have squeebers?

>>76911158
Oh noes

>>76911401
tragic, i know.

>>76910608
glad to hear it bro, stay safe

Do you think Fauna will be in any of the Advent 3Ds?

>>76914562
No, I hope not. I don't want her to travel to Japan anytime soon.

>>76914562
Might as a call in. Pretty unlikely as a 3D performance, timing just doesn't really line up

>>76914562
Could see her doing a call-in for one of them, but doubt she will appear in 3d

squeeb

How scary is this game? I hate being scared...

>>76915492
SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS WITH AN ICE PICK

>>76915604
It's more or less a jumpscare simulator if that's what sets you off.

a few grasshoppers in here today. dont forget the rule

>>76915039
Unfortunate. I'll look for any excuse to see her in 3D...

I'm scared of jumpscares D:

miss this love this punctual kirin poster...

>>76917051
BOO!

favourite outfit combo on the telly

if you scream you will end

>>76917266

What are saplings drinking for this stream? Might pour a stout for this

>>76917402
koskenkorva 100 centiliter

>>76917402
I just finished steeping a cup of tea with honey.

>>76917402
cider as usual, my go to kirin drink

>>76917402
Fauna's idol meeting remains

>>76917402
ice water

>>76917402
arnold palmer that i took home from work

>>76917402
Milk. I don't drink anymore.

>>76917402
Good ol' fashioned water.

>>76917530
Palmer? I hardly know her

is this a tech demo game?

I have the case of tummy hort today and ive taken a shit twice this evening
Maybe the jumpscares will make me shit out the tummy bug?

>>76917601
berry good, sapling!

>>76917646
What if you go to shit and a big worm crawls out of your butt what then

>>76917705
if you eat the worm, can you shit it out again and have an infinite cycle of protein?

>>76917764
You could make spaghetti with it!

>>76917402
Soder
Coke zero specifically

>>76917764
you create a ringworm instead

>>76917705
Well if that worm is what's making my stomach feel so bad then I'd be glad to shit him out

Felt those sighs in my perineum

nothing is scary

>>76917842
What if he doesn't come all the way out? He's just sticking out the end waving around, sniffing the air or whatever worms do. And he doesn't want to come the rest of the way out. You just have a worm sticking out now

AY WHERE ALL DA SPOOKS AT?

>>76917831
A wild irystocrat I have a question
Has she ever actually hinted or given away what her go-to soda drink is

>>76917913
If he's gonna stick around a wriggle at least hit the g spot for me
I have pushed out some mighty logs. I can push him and flush him when ive had my fun

scared fauna is so cute

>>76918028
I don't think you should use worms as masturbatory aids.

>>76918033

>>76917918
Who you calling spook, peckerwood?

>>76918086
Ok Mr fun police

I want to talk about something else

>>76918113
up yours, ya cotton pickin hosers!

Could you just win by standing still or does that trigger things

>>76918228
the timer doesnt go down if youre still? i think

>>76918228
I think you lose if you don't find 2-3 batteries

>>76918228
The timer moves with you it's superhot rules

>>76918228
The clock only progresses if you're moving and you lose if the battery runs out so you actually have to move around and explore to find the batteries.

>>76918228
no, timer only goes if you move. doesn’t stop you from walking in circles though

>6 mins left
Has she had anything yet?...

>>76917402
water, sparkling water (and instant ramen water)

>>76918142
What do you want to talk about? I need to distract myself or the stream will upset my tummy from too much tension, and then I will be just as miserable as the sapling who is shitting worms

>>76918302
>>76918304
>>76918328
Today I learned game devs think of obvious exploits in advance against dickheads like me

FAUNA DEAD!

The VHS aesthetic is worn out. I blame 1999. Also updated the mega a little bit again.

wuh

game looks better during the day

did this fucking game do nothing for like 15 minutes, did she just get lucky?

They do attack you?

test

Fauna this is the 5th time you've brought plane crashes to stream

>>76918512
I think she ran out of batteries, but not entirely sure

>>76918615
slightly gasped and it counted as a scream

Fauna yapping her way through the blair witch project is pretty funny

I know youtube is just being retarded but I feel fucking insulted

fucking give me a block button for every spamming idiot replying to supas

>>76918764
Just install Hyperchat it auto filters them

>"Deer"
Kirin...

mmm bitrate

goofy ass game

i hate these lazy asset flip half assed games

Play darkwood instead faufau

This game doesn't really work for people who just freeze up on jumpscares

That first run really was lucky. 6 minutes left and nothing but this run is earrape

>>76919127
>fauna trapping herself with the bear traps

When she beats this in 4 minutes, then what?

that one made me jump a bit

>>76919330
it made her jump too. im surprised it didnt peak the mic

>>76919263
the real fun begins

Just got home, did she explain why is she speaking softer than usual?

thats what you get pussy

Kek

Fau fau...

Fauna's teeny tiny bladder...

>>76919517
Game picks up on loud sounds from her mic and ends if it peaks past that line

>>76919517
if she squeebs the game restarts

>>76919568
>>76919573
Oh, that explains it. Thanks!

The jumpscares made her leak a little

Tiny little girl bladder

so does the game do anything besides not count down if you just stand still?

>>76919330
Yeah this one was good

>>76919517
I asked her too because her soft voice arouses me during my nursing handjob sessions

...

40 minutes in and pissing... She's so erotoc

didnt she just start the stream
why does she need to piss so often

whats the matter compressor

wait how did that first one not peak, that is sus

Any scary urban legends from where you guys are? I wanna get spooked.

For too long I actually thought they had to go to idol meetings and not realize it was just another way of saying they need to go piss

AHHHHH

>>76919783
i thought that at first too when i started watching

>>76919783
It could be poop

Worlds loudest konfauna

>>76919783
It took me like a month or two to catch on back during her debut era

>>76919783
keikaku doori

>>76919783
On the JP side, they like to say they need to go 'pick flowers'. If you see a JP girl saying that, it means she's exuding hot tasty girl piss in the next room over!

>>76919783
of course it's an idol meeting
women don't go to the bathroom alone dumbass

>I'm gonna explode if I scream
I must he too horny for her today

>>76919783
The things you learn when you keep lurking.

This is basically a debut Fauna stream

>>76919869
What the fuck!?
I've been lied to....

cheese time

>>76920133
Joshu-kun... I'm sorry you had to find out this way...

What is the most scared Fauna has been on stream?

>>76919783
you're not smartest tool in the shed huh

>>76919783
I saw someone who was genuinely mad that cover forbids them from talking about going to piss recently, and how evil that was.
I thought that was pretty funny

>>76920182
like... the cockroaches in resident evil 7

She's cheesin it, it sucks. Not sporting.
Just watched Korone before this, what a world of difference.

I thought this stream would make my tummy hurt like when Nerissa played Poppy Playtime 2 but Fauna has removed all the scary from it and my tummy doesn't hurt now. Thank you Fauna.

>>76920182
Probably that first mortuary assistant stream with Bae?

I just lost the game.

Keep looking at my other monitor whenever something happens

>>76920182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M18774nWVk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rOz6ec82Iw

>>76919766
Yeah she's making it easy on herself.
I think Aqua or Kaname applied some handicap shenanigans too.

I want more swamp/frog asmr

this is the run

why do vtubers like playing kusoge like this so much

>>76920783
it's all they have access to, i guess

LOOK AROUND, YOU MORON
HOLDING DOWN "W" IS NOT ENOUGH

>>76920783
probably easier to get perms for and serves as a good one-off variety game

game just gave up with any jumpscares this run i guess

What a game

>increase volume to hear fauna's adorable voice
>lower volume to not get earraped by game

:'(

oscar winning game

she's a winner!

Ok, I admit it, this game was shit

I dont like the cheese, reasoning isnt that good either. Since you can just play the game on mute too

your winrar

>>76921015
>>76921025
Now kiss!

55 scares? Where? What does the game count as a scare?

I thought this was neat

>>76921117
Probably the screams and weird noises

>>76919783
I had a week or two where I was wondering how everyone knew about the girls roommates…

I dont want her to end stream I feel shit today and need her :(

She loves me so much

surprise gerald stream?
I'm down

>>76921272
Oh man, the exact same happened with me. Learning all the lingo is a rollercoaster.

>>76921303
worry not sapling

phoning it in schizo melting the fuck down right now
love this woman so much

yeah miss me with that nerd stuff
alcohol and numbers don't mix

>>76921380
I'm glad she's not leaving but the pi talk gave me a headache last time

people jumpscared by cursive

please god no more fucking pi

>>76921864
I love this

>>76921864
stfu, Im enjoying my wife's autism

>>76921933
ERM thats not the veggie burger version

.Think of your office lady
If you say so

>>76921864
I'm still hoping for a second game stream, but this Pi arc is going to happen sooner or later. Best to just let it ride

pls fauna don't stall, you can do it during sc reading

can any smart saplings verify if fauna is off her meds or is she actually on to something

SUCH A FUCKING DORK

>>76922122
its a thing, some world champ used this. but dear christ remembering like...300 things (and their position) is insane.

boo

This is making me fall asleep...

can someone give a (you) once she's done with the numbers shit

>>76922222
checked. also we're not getting another game now because of this tangent.

I love hearing my wife ramble about numbers. YES

>>76922302
no

>>76922369
Dorky wife is the cutest

>>76922222
>numbers checking numbers
pottery

>i've been thinking about pi nonstop
cute cute cute

>an entire year of pi
Lets. Fucking. Go.

>finally get a job
>Remember Im into Vtubers
>Watch Fauna's stream
>Love her personality
>"I'm finally going to join her membership!"
>click Join, endless loop not even letting me pay for the membership
Why even live anons? Did Youtube ban me from doing shit for using Adblockers and Youtube Revanced? Do I have to sell my soul to Youtube now?

fauna knows this much!

>>76922566
Why not just set it up through a browser

>serif'ed font on a monitor
DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY

>>76922667
get yourself a Courier New, that font rocks

>>76922566
just be aware if you join her membership now everyone /here/ will know which account is yours, so probably best to wait until the stream is over

>>76922631
Already did anon... another loop, I click Join and then buy... but its another loop...

>>76922767
I would try clearing cache and cookies

>>76922566
>youtube is a broken mess
more news at 11

>>76922755
No problem anon, I'll do it next stream... if I can try, its kinda frustrating so I wont try it anymore for today, maybe I'll try next week

I feel like Fauna is just stalling until the hour mark to end the stream. I don't like it.

>>76922923
Yeah, she decided she didn't want to fire up another stream. She's just going to stall, read the few supas, then end.

>pi brings me joy
so fucking cute

>>76922923
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>>76922923
>>76922967
Apologize

Why would she pick that over witcher :(

>>76923210
It's a short game, Witcher is better for when she has more time

She read my comment and giggled.

Do your pi and Japanese reps simaltaneously with 産医師異国に向こう

>>76923287
she also read my comment and giggled

>>76923210
You witcherfags get more streams a week than minecrappers. Don't be spoiled just because you're only getting 2 witcher streams one week instead of 3.

>>76923287
I hope it wasn't about pi

>Fauna wishes she had disgusting pointy ears like some elf freak
Sad

>>76923287
same, i got a solid giggle today which saved her from a jumpscare. i saved the stream and got us a second one

It still blows my mind that so many girls in Hololive know how to draw (to some extent at least).

>>76923210
what do you mean, there's nothing better than a shitty horror game and numbers at 1:30 AM

>>76923501

i always forget how good fauna is at drawing dude

>>76923549
Blue Fauna...

>>76923501
The least racist dwarf

>>76923514
they are selected from among tens of thousands of people, they must have a variety of talents, and drawing is the easiest to learn

>>76923566
that's not dude, that's fauna!

>>76923501
Is there a problem

elf ears in my mouth

>>76923816
Fauna likes being called dude

>>76923514
Isn't she tracing for this one?

>>76923501
would you rather she have a beard like your 'women' dwarfcuck?

>>76923733
I get that, and it makes sense, it just constantly surprises me, for some reason.

>>76923897
No, she's referencing, looking at the original and drawing based on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AU66QIo8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AU66QIo8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AU66QIo8Y

I MISS HER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS FAUNA

just got home what did I miss?

>>76924382
Nothing, stream just started

Man this new Intro song isn't that good. Mostly because it features way too much of the rest of the chicks I don't watch

Fauna your dvr is on- oh she knows

>>76924617
It makes me miss Outer Wilds

what the hell happened here

>>76924504
Arkhand being a piece of shit helps with hating it too

>>76924785
why's he a piece

is she shotapilled?

>>76924874
No, she likes older guys

>>76924785
Arkhandschizo, I'm glad to see you! Is your Fauna remix done yet? I'm really looking forward to listening to it!

>>76924874
There's that one animation

>>76924874
Fauna lusts for cute things across the board

>>76924874
Yes. She complained in ERASED about the femboy shota growing up instead of staying as a femboy shota forever.
>>76924918
These aren't mutually exclusive.

>>76924943
i have seen it many times

>DVR on
>youtube hiccups
this is hell

>>76924504
the kiara screeching is so offputting it actually makes me dislike the song

>>76924785
Qrd? I don't follow anyone outside a few Holo girls

>>76925119
>not having forced DVR on at all times

>>76924780
She beat the first game, it was very short

>>76925129
>kiara screeching
?

I missed the first stream, how was it? Was Fauna cute?

>>76924918
how do we know that? Or is that just in reference to Geralt?

>>76925309
Yeah she was, game was short, then we got more Pi talk, and she made the thumbnail

speedrun it fauna

>>76924504
Shut the fuck up.

Now the real game begins

>>76925277
part of it has her just yelling some words in her bird tone, a verse or to before when she said 'so true'

>>76925562
Thank you fellow sapling, sounds like a really cute stream.

>>76924504
I'm a composer and I agree with you.

>ywn be a shota alone on with fauna

>>76926129
that shota is in danger

>>76926129
Speak for yourself, I use my mind palace for just that

I'm going to grab fauna

>>76924874
did you miss her whole boy grooming arc?

Cuddling fauna plush and her branches tickle my cheek
This has made me realise how fucking annoying she'd be to sleep with

>>76925129
>>76926024
meds, retard.

>>76926651
she'd poke your eyes out accidentally

holy shit this game sucks

Damn she didn't get the red light green light game

>>76926774
If she blinds me, she would be obligated to be my personal caretaker for all my needs
I'm ok with that

all me!

>>76926774
Hitting it doggystyle just to be blinded when she whips her head back from getting piped

>this game has multiple endings
ogey

>>76927108
gotta wear safety goggles with this kirin

Yeah alright that genuinely freaks me out

>>76927123
It does. She kind of got bad luck with the anomalies to, some of them are much better.
Kind of a big flaw with these games honestly

>>76927108
It was supposed to be fauna whining about getting it in her eye... Not me...

ooooooooooooooooooooooo twiiiiiist

>>76927202
>You brought protection right, babe?

STAND UP AND STRETCH, SAPLING

Haven't heard a good Fauna stretch since last summer, I feel like. That was nice.

yeah, me

image of witch fauna casting deep vein thrombosis instead of testicular torsion

What I would have done can not be said in youtube chat!

Rape Fauna, we would have raped you.

>>76927505

Raising fauna's feet to help her out but also just so I can suck on her toes

>IRyStocrats
Hey that's me!

>IRyStocrats
no, I didn't pay for shit

Gift
https://litter.catbox.moe/dazlcu.jpg

holy smokes its africat

incoming schizos

>>76927515
That's why most people spammed this emote

>>76927930
Yeah me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yuck

>>76927930
>schizos
Go the fuck back

why did she just say holostar...I was tabbed out and just had audio

I'm actually really glad that she doesn't know vtubers

>>76927750
no version without hair?
what a shame

>>76927750
thank you for this nourishing gift

>>76928060
She was talking about her current bf

I want more FauRyS collabs

>>76927750
holy shit i need my face in there right now

Fauna mentioned the holo stars, ITS OVER.
>>76928060
She collabing this weekend, we warned you this would happen. Sorry sapcuck.

FAUNA! YOU CAN'T CALL VTUBERS "BUGS" FAUNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76928060
Game puts vtubers that played the game in it as a way to thank them. Bettel popped up on one. That's it.

I can sleep well knowing fauna hates evil vtubers

>chat was stuck

fauna hates me specifically...

>>76928092
this might be the gayest thing ever expressed in the history of humankind, congrats

>>76928381
that's her trying to suddly say she hates all vtubers

>>76927750
holy shit, there is actually nude versions of this stuff.
thanks man. you need to hook up with milktruckling and donate the set if you have it

>>76928452
Bushfags are subhuman
Being hairy is for men. You just want a man with a pussy

>>76928448
You puppy kicking sonofabitch.

>>76928492
>suddly
dawg

>>76928092
If I wasn't blocked I'd post all of them. I can only get the freebies people are willing to hand out from that artist.

>>76928092
this fucker stealing my gift and can't even reply to you with the other one I posted https://litter.catbox.moe/ilbdhw.jpg

>>76928623
Nice, one for normal people

>>76928530
I am milktruckling :( I asked and no response.

>>76928623
>>76927750
What does kirin pusy feel like

>>76928623
i don't need this

>>76928711
wait no way! sorry dude, i know youd been looking for them for a long while too which is why i mentioned you kek. thanks for sharing bro

>>76928623
Sorry brother. Didn't see it or mean to take credit.

>>76928623
Wrong hair.

>>76928814
it's fine I don't actually care

>>76928715
I'll get back to you after fauna ends stream

Stream tomorrow, likely Witcher

>>76928623
10000000000% better

>>76928623
Gay and ruined. 1 bullion trillion% ruined. Die.

>>76928623
ayo where the pubes at

>>76928989
>>76929019
https://litter.catbox.moe/5dw21e.jpg

God I’m so glad Fauna knows about Bettel
My too oshis <3

>>76928847
Do you mind sharing what you have from that artist? I'd like to compile them into a mega if you're okay with that.

>>76929175
>no beauty mark.

I will end your life myself.

>>76929175
nice

As a leaf, hearing her francais is delectable

>>76929251
we can't have everything

Faunya or Faunmeow?

vegan I can deal with, but also hating mushrooms?
mushrooms are so fucking good

>>76929229
I've posted what I have here

>>76929251
just draw it on in paint

>>76929421
whats there to like, mushrooms are tasteless water filled sponges with weird spongy texture

>>76929421
She love my mushroom.
>>76929545
Do you eat mushrooms off the ground? Cook em and they have flavor.

>>76929481
Ok. Thank you.

>>76929545
child or a cooklet

>>76929421
They taste like cum

>>76929678
NTA but the texture of mushrooms is vile. I enjoy nearly every other veg but they're just not nice to chew.

Fauna...

Fauna beatboxing asmr... I need it

Who shes talking about, which streamer?

this fauna is good!

Whats the deal with jerma anyway? Its like every girl watches that guy.

All the people who thought she said wurthering waves needs to be shot

She saw Jerma stream Withering Rooms

>>76929754
agree with this, i'm not a picky eater but they're one of the few things i can't stand

Members stream this week, wants to play more rusty lake games

>>76929754
>other veg

>>76929859
no holo perms
>>76929847
hell if i know, all my jerma knowledge is from 2012

https://files.catbox.moe/r59xm4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8j3ree.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/q9osws.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/vmm6wt.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/hfmo4k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hsj3zy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gjbzse.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/y3v8gs.gif

small fauna i drew some time ago

>>76929917
Fuck yes. They make surprisingly good member's stream games.

>>76929847
he used to be hilarious and had a decent shtick with chat. But the last few years his chat has been ass with people trying to be one guys and his streams have suffered in quality because of that

I get the feeling Fauna would enjoy Minecraft

>>76929984
>drew
anon this is that /h/ game what do you mean

>>76929920
>Although mushrooms are classified as vegetables
first google result, stop with the pedantry child.
its a culinary term

>>76929847
"Your favorite streamers favorite streamer" type of guy. He's funny I guess.

I am a Crocs hater

>>76930100
dawg im a cook, at my previous job I had to prepare 5kg of mushrooms every 2 days. noone calls them vegetables.

I would buy crocs of Fauna

>>76928711
I have a few, but I don't know if it's everything. I'll post a catbox album when stream ends.

>>76930309
ive never met a single person who hasn't considered them a veg, and i've also worked as a chef (or a culinary environment) in the EU for 17 years.
i guess it's a cultural thing. lets agree to disagree.

Are saplings mushrooms?

>>76930309
>dawg im a cook, at my previous job I had to prepare 5kg of mushrooms every 2 days. noone calls them vegetables.
Did you work at a Burger King or something? They're absolutely vegetables.

My wife has good taste in games.

>>76930581
only the ones that fauna hates

What were the bands she likes again?

>>76930627
steakhouse

>>76930581
No, entirely different kingdom. We're canonically flora, referring to plants.

>>76928623
>>76927750
areola too big

>>76930780
dvr is enabled

>>76930827
fauna obviously has large areolae

>>76930097
???
What game?

>>76930882
>not staying live with fauna

Never.

Imagine the timeline where Fauna guest stars on magic the noah's video

I started working crazy hours and I don't have time to watch fauna live anymore :/

goodnight /uuu/

fauna love

princess!

My beautiful princess wife..

>>76930443
You are my hero

Fauna is so cute it's painful

I like this view

>no shorts
BASED

she seems really distracted, it's cute

>no shorts
I fucking love this kirin. fuck the numberchasing shit, its so annoying