/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76877432
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76877448
Amen
I miss my waif so much

>>76877448
AWWMEN

>>76877432
Amen

>>76877448
amen!
sweaty babymaking with pilot

>>76877639
mutual mpreg with Flayon!

>>76877448
Amen

>>76877745
Fugly

>>76877448
AMEN. Torment Gavis Bettel with pointy sticks!

>>76877432
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>76877448
Amen.

I'm in Bros cool seeing Leeduh on the cover

Armis 3D debut in November

>>76878926
Unlikely. The other boys have been on a 15-20 month schedule post-debut, I’d pin them for around or after expo next year.

>>76878789
Sad that he doesn’t have his iconic dead stare

>>76879051
At least he is t posing still kek

>>76879051
i miss altstare...

New Holostars gen in August

>>76878789
>every other post in the holostars chat is just "gavis bettel" (that's literally it, maybe sometimes with an image)
yeah... I think I'll stick to /mans/

>>76879283
bettelion really are the most annoying fanbase

>>76879283
be the change you want to see. start posting ryona

>>76879283
Post me, anon

>>76879024
Last year Cover still had 4 EN/ID gens still yet to have their 3D showcase so it's understandable they can't fit tempus in (hq and vg) into the studio schedule. This year other non-3D gens more or less already got their 3D debut dates confirmed so it should be possible to have Armis also debut theirs this year (unless they somehow took the training phase too long like VG)

>>76879279
So you keep saying

>>76879283
we love you too anon

>>76879411
The North Elysians are coming

>>76879462
finally i get my new yorker vs bostonian arguing about which shithole is better

>>76879411
it's true. one of them is a priest

>>76879399
Holoplus just called him ewwtare

>>76879537
Can't wait for that fucker to have a DPS build or end up as some sort of paladin. NO
HEALERS
ALLOWED

>>76879555
how dare they

Leader new outfit doko...

>>76879764
watch streams

Leader doko

>>76879863
watch streams

>>76879799
mama freakin lied about his and pulled manbun + milky sweater puppies kino out of his ass. even gavis halfass managed to drop an orisong in six months. where’s the cultare feeding at

>>76879283
...I think I truly hate the Bettelions now. Some of them were being obnoxious with their "stream Unlucky" spam today too.

>>76879863
tomorrow at 7pm EDT, opening pokémon cards with Noct

>>76879902
He could very much be lying about his stuff too, he could not. As the wise men say, let him cook

>>76879916
STREAM UNLUCKY hey, they got it to 100K
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc

>>76879283
being popular is bad now?

>>76879283
i hate flayon for starting this just gavis bettel thing

>>76880128
being popular is teen spamming your name in a chat now?

>>76880118
Knowing bettel's audience I thought they'd viewfarm the shit out of this song with the kpop method

>>76880128
>one faggot sends him august 19th
>meme of the year
>one other faggot starts spamming “gavis bettel” superchat starting on the aug19th stream
>new meme of the year
its so tiresome

>>76880251
i'm surprised they didn't post streaming tutorials..or maybe they will

>>76880251
the kpop method is the only benefit from having a niji overlap audience and his actually isn’t that large for now
His is more like the shark where they just know him and are only there for him
I think ruze and hakka have the most of that overlap audience

Banchou menshi CUTE

>>76878789
Where can I get this or do you have to like register or some shit beforehand cause I seem to have missed it

>>76880983
Sorry you missed cock and ball torture signups, anon

>>76881065
Dang I knew it. Welp gotta wait for the official release then, hope it doesn't take too long

a ruzader just stole my fucking scarf

>>76881976
AAAAAA NAKED BUBBY

>>76881976
Bubbies are fat fucks. They don't need a scarf to keep warm.

Bubby on an electric scooter because they ate too much chips

I like the ui of the app. Having a page dedicated to recent, live and future streams is really nice

>>76880939
tehe oops he wasn’t meant to post that >:)

>>76881976
this ruzader is gonna rape the sleeping bubby

Did Axel unfollow all the Nijis? That's kinda based actually

>>76884247
Did he ever follow them in the first place? I don't think he has ever collabed with anyone else than Selen from there

>>76884318
He did actually, he had a few Niji ENs on there before they suddenly got unfollowed

>>76884247
Based if true

>>76884318
Tempus befriended everyone. So there is a possibility Axel followed them

>>76884247
Which ones? He still follows some like Kotoka or some from Iluna from what I see

dead hours
dead thread

>>76884372
As much as I want to believe that I've only seen Kotoka and some Niji JPs he still followed.

>>76884439
dead world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

I don't really think Axel's brain works in a way that he would think to unfollow someone unless told to do so by someone

>>76884247
he still follows the red demon guy among the others who was part of THAT black stream the unfollows probs dont mean anything if he did unfollow someone

uhh wtf is this

>>76884737
I literally have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing here. Idk if you are just trying to get drama out of Axel somehow but you might have a hard time with that

>>76884785
the new youtube UI

>>76884737
...You dont recognize him? That's Axel Syrios in his new outfit and not some homeless meth addict

>>76879596
StarsEN is not for cowards!!

>>76884737
>mfw still not infected with the new UI
I hope someone will have an extension to change it back, it looks like dog shit

GB HATE

GB LOVE

GB NEUTRAL

GB FORGOTTEN

When are we getting a hiphop rapper in stars en

GB TUMMY

>>76885118
>got new UI’d for a week
>it changed back
many such cases, i thought they scrapped the whole thing?

>>76879764
at this rate armis 3D is gonna happen before altare gets his new outfit

>>76878789
>Altare's had 3D for months
>Still uses his 2D

>>76885944
wish it was staretare

>>76885409
Shinri if he wasn’t a coward and didn’t have white woman music taste

IMAGINE RAPING HAKKA
IMAGINE STANDING IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE OJISANS FROM COVERCORP WAITING FOR YOUR TURN BECAUSE THE TOP EXECUTIVES HAVE GOTTEN TRIED OF FUCKING HAKKA AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUNNY PRANK TO SELL HIS BODY TO ANYONE THAT COULD PAY 20 DOLLARS
IMAGINE ALL THE SUITS HAVE FINIHED THEIR GANGBANG OF HAKKA AND YOU ARE NUMBER 31 IN LINE AFTER THEM
IMAGINE IT'S YOUR TURN AND YOU WALK IN AND HE IS ALL DRIPPING AND COVERED IN CUM YOU CAN TELL HE FAINTED FROM EXHAUSTION LONG BEFORE YOU ARRIVED
IMAGINE THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU MARKING ON A WHITEBOARD NUMBER 76TH TURN AS HE WIPES THE LAST OF HIS SEMEN ON HAKKA'S SOAKING HAKAMA PANTS
IMAGINE ALL THE PERMANENT MARKER TEXT ON HIM SAYING CUMDUMP AND CHEAP WHORE AND SIGNATURES OF ALL THE COVER EMPLOYEES AND WARM ONAHOLE FOR SALE
IMAGINE STILL PUTTING IT INTO HIM EVEN AFTER SEEING THE CUM FLOW LIKE A WATERFALL FROM HIS ASSHOLE ONLY FOR HIM TO NOT FEEL ANYTHING BECAUSE THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU WAS RETARDEDLY BIG
IMAGINE SEEING HIS SWOLEN FACE AND EYES DUE TO HOW BADLY HE HAS CRIED AND BEEN THROATFUCKED BEFORE PASSING BUT YOU STILL GO FOR HIS MOUTH SINCE IT'S MORE TIGHT THAN HIS ASSHOLE AT THIS POINT
HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK HAKKA THORATFUCK

>>76886663
...yeah?

>>76886663
i think you have some issues dude

>>76886663
Nice pasta bro

>>76886663
I’m sorry anon but the only imagination I can muster about Hakka’s asshole dump is his constant diarrhea and shitbathwater

>>76878789
>Leader not using the serial killer emote
They got rid of his selling point...

>>76884737
HOLY SHIT VCAP IS ALIVE

>>76886663
YEAH WOO YEAH

>>76886663
I’m gonna pretend this is a tangentially related sequel to the domestic abuse bettel anonfic

>>76887553
SEA countries do be hot these days

>>76887553
ToT

Hakka-chan, I don't really hear a big difference...
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1795695409119252816

>>76887593
nah, flipland's weather agency, PAGASA just announced that it's officially the start of rainy season there.

>>76887781
shiet, this is our first year with flip talent. will bad weather knock their power/ISP any worse than it does now?

>>76887824
probably, not to mention the shitty internet service

>>76887772
There really isn't that much of a difference...

Testing if catbox is FUCKING DEAD

GOLDBULLET GRADUATE!

>>76888350
No, keep him in class, nobody will be safe when he graduates with his masters of sucking cock

>>76888476
Don’t think his bros even want him to suck them off

>>76888341
For some reason my isp allows catbox again.

Jurard if he was an Eagle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_eagle

>>76889063
Fat bitches give really good head tho

DINO ELF COLLAB THAT ONLY I ASKED FOR IN 10 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXxQif3Vjq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9zGvuihow

>>76881976
FAT
FUCKS

>>76891362
oh... I forgot about this collab so I thought you were talking about ruze

>>76891362
tell me about the knife ear

KEEP TALKING collab telly
Jutard POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXxQif3Vjq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXxQif3Vjq4
Cassian POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9zGvuihow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9zGvuihow
Aniki overlap case files telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPfluTuBrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPfluTuBrM

>>76891749

>>76891814
AXEL HATE

>>76891814
Irregular reminder that Axel is a surname.

>>76891857
:3

>>76891897
AXEL HATE (2)

https://x.com/pokeparkfan/status/1795703731075620891

>>76891362
>>76891749
This game is a good choice for collabs, I think. You have to watch both streams for complete picture.

>Cass says hello to both fanbases
>"What's your fanbase name?"
Classic banchou

Oh right, I forgot they're both ESL...

>do a coin flip
>immediately forget what heads and tails were
I don't think this is going to go well.

It's already everything I hoped. They're both so fucking stupid.

dingo has to go talk to a lawyer for something personal...?

>already cut the wrong wire
Cass...

Stupid elf.

>>76892279
>contract renewals coming soon
uh oh

holy shit... i thought jurard was collabing with hakka. is it just me?

>>76892279
He'll take the custody of his lil brother

>>76892450
nah you cant get me with that. he'll be here for 5 more years

>>76892450
7th july.

>Jurard tried to give him instructions
>Got it wrong
>Cass just guessed
>Defused
Incredible

Hakka will be terminated for death
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1795805702981902583

>>76892279
a stalker?

>>76891891
my headcanon is north elysium uses firstname lastname because they're upside down

>>76892566

>>76892595
>>76892604
Incredible

>>76892574
that was my first thought desu, but hes the type to tell them off himself?

Why didn't Shinri just flee the country with his student loans? Is he dumb?

>>76892604
Why are female interns like this?

>I forgot "i" is a vowel
Cass, please...

>I forgot that I is a vowel
Jesus. I'd understand if the letter in question was Y, but this…

mama...
hell of a notification to see first thing in the morning

>>76892791
clown aids revengeance

>>76892791
He's pregnant.

>>76892825
HOW DOES BETTEL KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS??

>>76892791
world please don't take my mama away from me again

Don't worry Axel, I read like 500 Detective Conan chapters and I only remember 2 guns

Cass playing this worse than banchou is incredible

cassrawrity, i think i’m beginning to understand the appeal. crazy…

They are actually defusing them.....

Axel nooooo ;-;

rip, kek

Banchou repeatedly having to be told to press the only button left to press on that one module is cute.

>>76893037
People assume Cass is smart, quiet and chill because of his model and because he's softspoken during zatsus, but he's really not. He's very boyish and goofy, and he can get pretty loud. I knew he and banchou would be a good combo.

>>76893346
No one cares nigga, kys

>>76893346
Yeah, I thought this collab was going to be a smart guy leading around the dumb dino, then I got hit with him forgetting a coin flip bet right after saying it.

>>76893346
Thats really good for a vtuber desu. Perfect "real life charecter gap moe design"

>Banchou calling him a cheap whore for doing that for only 500K

>>76893346
I care nigga

>>76893346
men are just the best when they’re boyish, egotistical, tryhard but unfixably retarded. i shall give your man some views

>>76893637
He's a big tryhard at FPS games, so yeah, I'd recommend him if you're into that.

R E T A R D S

>press the C
>presses something that is very obviously not the C
Banchou...

Don't worry Axel, Ruze talks nonstop about the injustice of the capitalism system and a patriarchal society and barely acknowledges he's playing a game, you can talk about what you've been doing no problem.

I like my corpos because it's easy to keep track of who everyone is, but the boys keep collabing with indies or people from other companies that I don't care about and actually am biased towards because I straight up don't like indies. They play be an entirely different set of rules and it makes me uncomfortable and nervous. I wish the boys would just stay incestuous within the company.

the anon who won't stop hatewatching Ruze and complain about him is an axelotl... it all makes sense now

>>76894066
>Inside every human is a skeleton
>Inside every Holostar is an Indie

>>76894066
As long as they aren't douchebags then whatever.

Banchou so confused he literally has to cheat...

>>76894066
I personally don't really care, it's like a filler episode because I forget about them after the collab ends

>"we've got a maze"
>terrified screech

>>76894114
that anon heard Ruze say big words in a game they liked once and never got over it and assumes he does it all the time in every stream.

Anyway, Axel and Ruze had a great time together and I hope they collab more to piss that anon off.

God, he's so doomed every time he needs to rely on banchou's memory...

>>76894066
I skip every collab with a male indie/corpo, it's that simple.

>>76892595
>We ride at dawn
Magni...?

>>76895097
They were doing alright in lower difficulty, it all fell apart with the 4:4 though kek. Banchou’s short term memory has a severe limit

>>76895202
Unfortunately, it seems Cass's isn't much better...

>>76894543
>once
KEKAROOOOOO

HE DID IT, HE REMEMBERED SOMETHING~

>>76892791

>>76892937
I'll always remember that one with the girl that got plastic surgery and killed the guy that was in love with her because he made fun of her looks.

>>76895724
What a bitch, she'll still be ugly

Lol, that delayed high-five. Cute~

This dino doesn't understand morse code...

>Jurard spends 2 minutes trying to understand Morse code
>Fails miserably
>Cass just guesses
>Defused
Elf luck cannot be stopped today

>>76895352
>KEKAROO
>It's Ennaschizo
Nijigger faggotry of course. Makes sense

>>76896147
Sorry nigga, I'm the biggest nijihater in this thread, which is one of the biggest reasons for me dropping Armis (other than their boring streams in general).
I watch Axel, Shinri and Hakka. Seethe

I want to make this bunny appear out of my hat. But my hat is actually my bedroom

>>76896474
nasty disease ridden whore

>the biggest threadshitters have all been Nijisisters
Makes too much sense ngl. Your black company is imploding and full of talentless fags/whores

Is Altare moving to Dallas? Will this be an off collab?
Shinri did mention they were planning to move to a same city

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, LEADER IS RETURNING
>>76877448
GAYMEN

This guy SOMETIMES sounds like Hakka a bit when he gets louder desu
Its weird...

>>76896705
>same city
>same household
>same bedroom
Offcollab will be a spit-swapping make out session

>when you break out the brisk

Why won't axelotls livepost streams

>>76896745
WHEN WILL HE PLAY MTG? OR THE ACTUAL POKEMAN CARD GAME? NOCT CORRECT HIM PLEASE

>>76896756
Nah, they plan to live close to each other so they can easily meet and do offcollabs but they value their privacy enough not to live together.
From what I understand Texas is cheap enough that they can afford a house alone instead of sharing one on the coasts, the negative being that Hakka won't be allowed to even visit them.

>>76896865
It's an investigation game and Axel is deeply immersed into it, there's not much to livepost other than it's cute him being so immersed into his investigation autism and some random stories he shares here and there

>>76896905
>Hakka border crossing arc might be real

>>76896749
As someone who has seen a fair amount of content, not really. He has a very different accent.

>>76896980
Shinri and Altare will be the border guards lol

>>76896980
>Hakka falling for some "THE BORDER IS OPEN" fake news

>>76896905
Now I have the strongest mental image of mommy Shinri dropping care packages of homecooked food off at depressed blue child's home...

>>76897019
Fanfic time
>>76897095
>"ICE Catches Mysterious Winged Japmexican With The Assistance of Local Heroes"

>>76896997
No no, I agree he doesnt really. But a FEW of his louder words kinds did. Ill find a timestamp later I suppose

>>76896980
>>76897095
Why does Hakka not simply acquire a green card by becoming Shinri's mail order wife(male)? Is he stupid?

>>76897313
He's trying to wingman Shinri a richer husband

>>76897368
I'm the husband btw

>banchou still playing the sick card

>>76897313
Shinri is already Xenokunian, that scam won't work, he needs the pure white boy Bettel to help him out

>>76897505
>bettel
>helping the other boys
>instead of being useless, ditching collabs and infecting them with endless STDs
might as well start aiming for hakka/ruze, there are better white americans for him

>>76897575
>all reasons he needs a xenokunian wife

>>76897575
Ruze can't even afford health insurance dude

>>76897313
Idk why I always laugh at wife(male) kek

Get well soon aniki

>>76897575
Ruze would need the help of one of those reality shows to afford that, and he would have to spend 1 week in Xenokuni meeting Hakka's family because I think that's how those shows go

He doesn't realize Cass is also stupid...

>>76898008
wife(mail)

>>76898256
Who?

>>76898436
That's Octavio

>>76898568
Who asked you anything about that random corpo faggot?

>>76898678
Octavio is part of Holostars EN

>>76898678
Octavio...no....

>>76896745
I MISS YOU LEADER BUT HOW DARE YOU COME BACK HOME WITH ANOTHER MAN

i lost braincells watching banchou solve puzzles

>NOW THE WORLD KNOWS WE SUCK!!
>Good
Lol

>>76899250
Cuckventurers...

Jurard is so bad at saying goodbye

Banchou made a friend. Cute~

>>76896705
>Dallas
When did he say he was moving to Dallas?

>>76892279
he could just be buying real property or sth

>>76896745
lame

>>76900001
He didn't, I'm just making an assumption. Shinri said they were talking about moving to a certain city/place that a lot of streamers have been moving to, and Altare was talking about wanting to move since last year. People /here/ made some guesses that it was either Dallas or Houston.
So seeing how he's back in burgerland for a while and has been very quiet and erratic for the past few weeks while talking about going on bike rides, I wouldn't be surprised if he was moving this whole time. If this stream with Noct is an off collab then it would pretty much confirm that he's moving, may not be done with the moving and is just spending some days around the city much like Bettel did during that karaoke with Magni.

>>76892279
Most likely for contract renewals, they were hired on in May so he probably just got the new contract and took it to a lawyer to read through.

I want Jurard and Octavio to teach me Tagalog racial slurs

>>76900391
Jurard and Iofi have a bigger sexual tension than Zetaxel ever had and yet 0 shipping fanarts of them, that's sad

>>76900391
How do Indos see Flips and vice-versa?

>>76900701
One and same I guess

>>76900337
In debut year they mentioned meeting during February so their contracts would've already been signed by then

STOP COLLABING WITH LITERAL WHOS, AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76901199
>picrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOo-Bohuo0
>Gamma just won't quit bragging about hugging Altare
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TODAY hopefully

>>76900391

>>76901242
>my inner girl was screaming
>hoso-macho kan
>there's a line drawn between us - I'm on the inside, and you're on the outside
NOOOOOOO, you smug red bastard~!

https://x.com/_dagusan/status/1795310195431882774

pspspspsps

>>76901711
Look at that precious, big smile from the cute retarded jester. Go enjoy that belt

>>76901242
Gamma's impression of Altare kek

>>76901711
I don't know if it was mentioned here but Doki said Axel was the one who convinced management to allow Stars to join the tournament

>>76901790
Miss the red retard

>>76891891
Pretty sure sometime during the recent Japan arc he mentioned officially (or at least he and StarsEN management) saying that "Axel" is his first name and "Syrios" is his last name. (What stream this was I don't remember sorry.)

>that thumbnail
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSuWNwQsO4

aieee my wallet
https://x.com/ohmonah/status/1795863032968442192

>>76896745
>Pokemon cards
YES
>With literally who
Don't care. Not watching.
New boys when?

This >>76902611

>>76902539
Nice.
I liked my Axel shirt I got from them last year.

>>76902611
I hope someone curses leaders pulls again because he obviously didn't learn his lesson the first time.

>>76902611
>Literally who
That would get you killed in some parts of the cultare hood

>>76902539
Oh I bet it'll be cool to visit this doxxnigger booth at AX.

>>76902539
https://x.com/ohmonah/status/1795866998762778705
>big big big big big big
>things coming
Mama, I'm scared...

>>76902431
Well, if they changed it, then great! Otherwise his name is Syrios.

>>76902611
Bro I barely watch HQ and I know who that is

>>76902539
Do the boys get a revenue share from these merch releases?

>>76899250
both him and mama... gone for a while, come back with a collab

>>76902783
no, she doesn't even pay Cover a license fee, can you believe that???

>>76902727
It's bodypillows

I don't have time to sit down and read the book before the menshi so I thought I'd listen to an audiobook using 2x speed like zoomers do while working and I am baffled at the thought of people doing this unironically as their main consumption of a medium. How is this enjoyable at all.

>>76902934
>finally tempus body pillows
>it's the ugly ohmonah chibi style
the monkey's paw curls...

>>76902520
he made them look so fucking tired

>>76902979
Your brain is simply too old, slow and feeble now. Take your walker and waddle on off to the retirement home, the zoomers will run the world in your absence

>>76902979
blind people "read" things at like 4x speed

>>76902979
I was baffled when I heard people actually do that with TV shows. It sounds miserable.

>>76902979
You fell for that?

>>76902520
When do I get one where the "secret guest" is Altare and Shinri gets more and more turned on as the stream progresses...?

>>76902539
The magbag I got from them is pretty sweet. Holds up nicely and no one dares to rob it because it emanates 5000 racism particles per second

>>76896745
I hope whatever is making him so busy ends soon, I need my waif fully back

>>76902520
I cant fucking wait cause the last time this happened with bettel I cried laughing. I always go back to that video for a quick pick me up cause it never fails to make me laugh.

>>76902520
>1 hour later than his usual
fuck...

>>76902727
probably clothes/jackets bags etc

>Ruze unarchived karaoke at 9pm EDT
>Xenokunians ASMR at 10pm EDT
>Bettel oundgacs at 10pm EDT
we love overlap

>>76903943
I'll stick with karaoke

>>76901711
>bettelion get hard from this

>>76903943
I'll stick with ASMR and Bettel's shenanigans.

>>76903943
Going with the Xenos~

>>76902979
Those who consume media for the plot only disregarding the artistry are peabrains.
If you want the gist of the plot, read a wikipedia article.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of peabrains, and they'd gladly listen a book (or even a retelling of a book) on 2x speed.

>>76904232
Well more from the thought of him getting violated but yes

>>76903943
xenos need correction

Shinri's fingies look weird, and not because they're blue

I hope this ends the chain of childrens books, I didn't like it much either.

>>76905267
Yeah it's weird that they aren't inside me

>>76902886
what. for real?

no.......

>>76905717
NEW BOYS WHEN

>>76902886
sauce or are you just pulling things out of your ass

Relevant >>76870710

>>76905717
How is the app btw? I got into the beta but I don't know if it's worth installing

>>76905702
>>76905899
you guys blow in from stupid town?

>>76904232
Needs a less joyous expression and no cartoon bump
He does look very cute and proud

>>76902539
nooo why
i want merch with good looking art

>>76906084
I miss them....I have been replaying their karaoke duos like a mad man

>>76906025
why would someone lie on the internet??

>>76905944
Its just kind of Twitter with only holoposts and a channel filter for art/textposts. It also encourages noomber inflation because you can like a post up to 100 times
There's a holopoints counter for posting too, but as far as I can tell it doesn't do anything yet

>>76902979
I watch all vods at 2x speed. For some reason when it’s live I’m fine, maybe because chat interaction
I haven’t tried audiobooks but things with intentional pacing like movies should be watched at original speed though, maybe 1.25x if it’s too slow

>>76906318
cute stupid racist magmite

Why would Altare do this to us...

If they perform Dead World during the 3D collab will Shinri get to join in some lines or will they make him sit offscreen in the cuck chair?

>>76906655
Cuck chair where he belongs

>>76905810
ID4 will most likely be the last new gen for the next 3 years minimum

>>76906609
do wha

>>76906437
I see, I might as well just wait for the full release when most artists can join.

>>76906160
i miss them so much...

>>76906655
kazoo solo

>>76906655
Is it weird that I hope so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycs-mYqCwp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycs-mYqCwp4

>>76907248
You hope he gets to join in, or you hope he has to sit in the cuck chair?

>>76906609
Look man, we take what we can, the life of a cuckventurer ain’t easy

>>76906655
He'll dance around the stage

>>76907376
Join in. NTR (and I don't mean National Tempus Radio) isn't my thing.

>>76903943
>Idolshit
>Idolshit
>Idolshit
Looks like i have a free evening.

>>76908047
you should find a new corpo to watch because this one clearly isn't for you

>>76903943
>oundgacs
nice
>>76908047
also nice

>>76907610
He'll dance around the stage
Pull a muscle and collapse
Paramedics will rush on and take him away
All while everyone else continues on like nothing happens

>>76908047
>oundgacs are idol shit
Newfag alert

>>76892791
I wonder if this stream will actually happen today

>>76892791
It's fucking over lmao

>>76909570
it will happen and shinri will vomit live on stream. you will get vomit asmr enjoy

>>76909570
>>76910025
Hakka holding Shinri's hair and rubbing his back while he pukes into the koilet ASMR...

Why is HoloStars sick all the time?

>>76910357
There's a reason the Japanese cold has a higher kill count than any other disease on earth.

>>76910389
Japanese cold? Do you mean clown aids?

>>76910357
The surprise struggle snuggle times

>>76910357
Too many orgies

>>76910357
People will blame clown aids but what the coverment doesn't want you to know is that the ojisan businessmen are actually the ones giving them the STDs they picked up from fucking every hole in the company.

>>76910357
they're poor

>>76910357
They eat like shit (Bettel), live like shit (Shinri) and bathe in shit (Hakka)