/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't like this pot's name.

awa

Pipkiss

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

I love Shiina!

PIPPA LOVE

God I love this crab

I've never ate a mousse before

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

She's gotta be doing this on purpose, right?

>Why are you guys so triggered

150

Look at this dumbass.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Eimi.

>>76858798

>>76858828
>mousse

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ds3pFZ23iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAcob4EFnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIyLCgfUmY

https://wheelofnames.com/y4e-nrb
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Pippa is so stupid its unattractive

remember women 100 years ago had massive cookbooks and family secret recipes
now we have girls like pippa reheating prepackaged ramen and girls like filian thinking boiling water is a skill

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

>>76858696
>umlaut on the y
>my mini *what*? What is small on me? FUCK YOU
why isn't it just an electric kettle? I hate these little specialty cookers that gain nothing from the specialization and are just less useful and worse constructed than normal kitchen utensils

>>76858879
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>76858885
Why would you mock this poor anon's dessert knowledge?

>>76858963
100 years ago we were allowed to beat women dumbass

How do you get this far in life without knowing how to cook

Pippa proving again why tradwife Pippa is a lie.

Pippa is so stupid it's attractive.

Pippa's lightweight ass getting drunk and giving herself food poisoning today

these dragonball vs ones are so much harder than bleach...

>>76855911
Vtubers are Live Action Anime

My need to live with Pippa and take care of her is rising to a level that physically hurts my chest.

>>76859055
Still can

I want to suck on Pippa's fingers

Consider.

>>76859055
I dont see your point

>feels hot
lmao wtf pippa

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

The bubbles are literally the soap. Same thing happens with my little rice cooker if I don't rinse it enough after cleaning.

you know this is just a bit, right

Pippa will be the next owner of the Sonichu medallion.

>>76859085
>Pippa
>lightweight
You've never seen a pippa drunkstream.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>76858963
The aftereffects of letting women vote

When Pippa tastes the soap, and she will, will she admit she was wrong or keep eating it out of pride? Call it.

>>76858612
NOW (Literally right now)
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | LIVE | Ending)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDaKk8TgbIg
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | LIVE | Ruseday: Shounen Sorting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzTi-5LA2Sg
Tenma Maemi (00:30UTC | LIVE | Sekiro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBO1k0wyT-I
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Cooking Ramen - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmXvnGw6hIU
Eimi Isami (01:20UTC | LIVE | Drawing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYFHWNQuDM0

SOON
Kokoromo Memory (03:00UTC | 1h30m | Fall Guys)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6OiZIkJyHY
Fujikura Uruka (04:00UTC | 2h30m | Violin Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUNqGVtb3I

LATER
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 5h30m | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 5h30m | Baba is You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjq72fXGsa4
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 9h30m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 10h30m | Nintendo Switch Sports)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Wt4zJNQ7E
Hakushika Iori (14:00UTC | 12h30m | Wuthering Waves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp_PQ5AzOZw
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 12h30m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be cooking girl dinners this week, submission form is still open https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Pippa is doing a pet review stream this week submit... here https://www.reddit.com/r/PipkinPippa/
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Ember power is kill
>Muyu & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Airi, Ember & Saya

>>76859063
Sustain yourself on processed pre packaged foods.

>even the little handle is hot
i.e., it's shit
I don't have to worry about scalding myself when I move my electric kettle around

>>76859154
heh

>>76859154
contemplate

>>76859144
yeah but people get really upset about it for some reason.
>>76859156
if you beat the women they be less bitches

Otsushiina!

>>76859198
>Gets drunk off ten highly watered down shots
Okay

PIPPA A DREAMT THAT YOU YABBED ON STREAM LETSGOOOOOO

catch

Pippa's gonna shit herself on stream

>>76859172
I dont believe it.

>>76859076
She's a fixer-upper for sure but we (all me) can make a tradwife out of her yet

>>76859292

>>76859292

The ramen doesn't fit....

>>76859292

What's the point of that tiny ass stove

>>76859284
>PIPPA A DREAMT

She broke the pasta

>>76859254
I don't like this one...

Pippa's boyfriend? me

>>76859405
An egg I guess

>>76859405
To make money selling worthless consumer goods to retards.

>>76859405
its meant for dorm students to cook ramen and eggs

Why do you enjoy watching women pretend they're absolute retards?

>>76859254
>Address
HOW LONG

Pippa is cooking for me

>>76859125
No, that's wrestling. The entire appeal is that it's roided up grown men acting like anime characters

>the ramen barely fits
This is kino

>>76859009
>not using gas to boil water

https://poal.me/np0pov

>>76859154
My favorite! Blue soap.

>>76859405
For homeless people to start fires.

>>76859452
I posted this

Runie you're fucking doing this on purpose now

>>76859500
>pretend

>>76859292

>>76859500
I like women, and I'd rather see an honest portrayal than a some LARP.

>THE METAL FORK ON A NON STICK

>>76859500
Pretending?

>>76859219
Pipride every time.

>>76859500
>pretend

>>76859405
Its a crappy chinese mini hotpot for cooking a single small meal at a time. Its only really useful for if you're living in a something like a college dorm and is basically a glorified gimmicky ramen maker.

I can smell it!

>>76859281
They were only slightly watered down and she wasn't even 'that' drunk. And the drunkstream before that, she was chugging straight moonshine. She could probably outdrink you if she were serious.

>pippa has eggs lying around
rrats feasting

>>76859219
She will never admit fault

It's unironically going to taste like soap.

>>76859179

>>76859500
>pretend

>instant ramen
>Not washing the did properly
>Eggs
>Soap
>MREs
Grim

>>76859254
I need to make more mean ones, they're fun.

>>76859553
Reminder that there are anons itt that actually did

>>76859500
Women are actually kind of cool.

>egg still has chicken shit on it

holocaust expiration date lmao

>>76859688

I can literally see the chicken shit on the egg

>>76859757
>Does he know...

>>76859735
>the did

>>76859254
Oh yeah?
Watch this, Pippa

Not just soap, now salmonella.

>>76859500
>PRETEND
I agree, at least with this stream. This woman was getting hello fresh and some how cooks like this?

Kino

>>76859588
I had to voice my disgust in chat over OP vs FMA:B

>that's why the eggs in the store go bad so fast
Pippa where do you shop, eggs can last a damn long time.

ah chicken shit, soap, and expired oil
yum

Oh my god she's so retarded

>sticks the landing
kek

lmfao

Pippa's egg have poop on that

narrowly saved her from salmonella poisoning

nevermind

pippa forgot to wash the chickenshit off the egg before cracking it, but it didn't matter anyway because she missed the fucked bowl

Pippa...

You can wash eggs, just dont bleach/detergent them. Thats what removes the protective coating in US store eggs.

>>76859222
>Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 10h30m | Nintendo Switch Sports)
Fall Guys doko?

I should've eggspected that

Pippa you fucking retard

MISSION FAILED

Is Pippa.... You know....

Oh my fucking god Pippa.

Oh jesas, Pippa.

It just keeps getting better.

Phase Connect girls for this feel?

this woman is perfect

This is why I cook for Pippa kek

this is a disaster

>>76859926
CARLOOOOOSSSSSSS

oh hell yeah now this is a pippa stream

>>76859671
Anon, she's a skinny woman who barely drinks and doesn't party, she's a lightweight by default. She was completely hammered after like two cups of moonshine

she's really managed to make this even grosser than I thought it would be

that's going to smell great eventually

Taking notes

Pippa can't aim

jesus my face hurts from laughing

Pippa should shove eggs up her vagina

>>76859011

>>76859756
they are funny

This is worse than anything Haachama ever did

You was the egg when you actually plan to use it, you don't wash it and put it back in the fridge. Holy fuck, woman.

Is Pipkin Cooking worse than Haachama Cooking?

bros...
Is pippa... a functional human?

Low weights but a ton of reps or normal weights with normal reps?

Reminder to everyone that the Uruka - Lumi - Hime girldinnner collab is tomorrow. We are being spoiled by shitty cooks. That's why Pippa is doing this stream.

>>76860078
She wouldn't do that

>>76859999
We’ll cool it with all these yokes we’re telling.

>>76859923
>Kokoromo Memory (03:00UTC | 1h30m | Fall Guys)
There?

would you eat pipslop?

This is making me feel a lot better about my terrible cooking skills

>>76860035
>alcoholics
>party
Actually, your average alcoholic is a depressed shut-in who drinks alone, contrary to the pop-culture depiction.

Would you like Pippa to cook for you every day?

>>76859963
Get well soon that dudes mom

>>76860162
only if she feeds it to me from her toes

We need to kidnap and rape this woman and keep her in a dark dingy basement where all she ever does for the rest of her life is give birth, for her own good

This is wonderfully demented

>>76860112
>Low weights but a ton of reps or normal weights with normal reps?
>Bulking?
Normal & normal
>Going lean?
Low & numerous

Which Phasers can actually cook?

God I love retarded women

>>76860162
hey, shes still alive so it cant be that bad

>>76860198
Not without taking her to a cooking class first.

peak entertainment

>>76860183
Pippa isn't an alcoholic

>>76860109
She's a rabbit

>>76860078
And here I was so close to forgetting, thanks a lot faggot.

>>76860198
FUCK NO

>>76860252
Panko

>>76860252
Memory and dizzy

pippa doing mukbang with a girlfail twist

I feel unwell

>>76860162
I would eat this slop.

>>76860198
As long as she doesn't used expired stuff. which is probably going to be the case.

Surely this thread will be better!

>>76860252
Jelly

>Eimi seething about people commenting on her Bumble profile

>literal slop

You know she isn't going to actually eat it, it's just a roleplay

What with the timeskips in Naruto and One Piece dropping the quality of the series?

Is it possible that Remi isn't the worst cook in phase connect?

Pippa...

This has to be a bit, surely one cannot be this inept.

>>76860381
Chibinasaposter, you sweet little fool.

>>76860139
two streams?! wtf?!

>>76860112
>Low weights but a ton of reps
I saw this on a twinkmaxxing graphic

>>76860112
Start with higher weights and go until failure, decrease weight and once again go until failure, keep going to failure and decreasing until you are hitting failure on super low weight

>>76860395
Lol
Lmao

>downvote
eimi reddisami

I fucking HATE Pippa

>>76860429
lmao

lets say pippa is not fit to be a trad wife

Mmmmm pipslop

That's mac and cheese?

>>76860244
the new /fit/ meme is 6-8 reps of as much weight as you can do with two more left "in the tank" for bulking

I'm starting to think Pippa would legit cut her wrists onstream if youtube would let her.

>>76860198
I'll be doing the cooking

>>76860416
I thought Memory was the worst

>Eimi live seething at Twitter

>>76859613
that's normal? When are you supposed to add the industrialized powder slop?

Is it bad I feel like going to vomit from this stream?

>>76860252
ember, dizzy, panko
shiina bakes

>>76860395
you are talking about someone who lives off soda nad moldy 5 day old food

>>76860514
>maxing weight
>not extra reps
/fit/ has zero fucking clue what they're talking about confirmed.

>>76860415
>What with

Eat your soap ramen you retard

>>76860529
Nice

>>76860552
Memory is just pretending to be retarded for gap moe

the soap will neutralize the salmonella

That's the sound

Pipslurp

>>76860514
They're are all ego retards over there

>>76860252
Lumi!

>>76859963
This is messed up
Why would you send something like that to your oshi? Better yet why would you record your dying mommy and post it online in the first place?

Somehow I feel like I owe memory an apology

Do you think we , might get Pippa vomit like the spider stream?

>>76860252
Ember, Dizzy, Shiina, Panko, Lumi. I think Airi cooks a bit?

>>76859405
apartments, live in the pod, don't worry about it

>we now have pippa slurping sound effects
Bless pippa

>>76860644
What gap she's kinda retarded all the time

Pippa...

Pippa coping over the soap. We were right.

>>76860702
You better compliment her cooking next time

Why is she the way that she is

>pippa is STILL denying the fact that the soap made it taste like shit

Yeah, back in 2020

>>76860689
all lifting is ego lifting

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>76859963
What the fuck

Honestly Pippa should cook a Pizza next

>>76860252
Lumi makes instagram type food and then throws it in the trash

>the ramen tastes weird because it's from 2020
does pippa really

Pippa needs and adult

I'm starting to think Pippa might not be wife material.

>>76860579
It depends on the product. For these small packets, it's best to drain some of the water before seasoning

>>76860820
I don't want to die early.

damn look at that place, she fucked it up in record time

She already sounds like she's done

>>76860797
Told you, Pippride before the Pipfall.

>>76860820

thats my father in law btw

ENTER KINO

>>76860692
If she's in rehab then she still has hope.

Eimi...

quality burps

>>76860832
Even the stuff she eats, she forcefully throws it up later in the toilet like Pippa

BASED PAPAKIN

>>76860847
>starting to

"Tastes like soap"

TASTES LIKE SOAP!

BASED PAPAKIN

Papakin hates the soapy pippaslop

>Tastes like soap
Get fucked Pippa.

>Papakin
>"It tastes like soap"

based papakin

Slam Dunk clearing?

>Its not good
>Why?
>It tastes like soap
>...........

>>76861017
Slam Dunk is a really good manga, even if you aren't into basketball

>>76860847
You'll just have to do all the cooking. And cleaning.

>"I don't actually know how to use a fire extinguisher"
this shit has to be scripted there's no fucking way lmao

Poor pippa, she sound so proud asking her dad to taste it...

>>76860731
>Airi
I think she mentioned that she can a few times, but the bar isn't very high in this company honestly.

>>76860865
why, you think youre worthy of living for some reason?

Papakin new oshi.

Pink Rabbits eat soap!

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>>76859963

they way pippa got btfo with the soap is comedy gold

>>76861076
She's going full howtobasic, yeah.

>>76861065
too bad the Viz release is physical only and the only scanlations are godawful ESL shit from 25 years ago

>>76861076
I mean I don't own a fire extinguisher so I don't know either, but I assume it says how on the side of the canister.

[Panko news]
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1795632890337771542

remember not to coddle your kids.
telling them their cooking tastes like soap will help them improve in the future.
be honest with them.

>>76861083
I think Pico knows how to cook brains

>>76861087
Not really but I have to make sure my mom is taken care of.

This is just making me depressed ngl

>>76860851
>>76860579
Ideally you'll want to add the slop powder at the start so you can both prevent it from boiling over and if need-be keep it cooking for longer/add water so it's got just the right level of delicious industrial poison taste.
If you add it with the noodles already in your chow's never gonna have the right ratios.

Anyone else and I would call you retarded for thinking this wasn't a bit, but Pippa never fails to impress.

Pippa is my messy wife

Hi my name is Cooking

this somehow keeps getting better

>coffee ramen
Fishman get down!

This is the most cursed fucking stream in existence. God bless Pippa.

lmao "tastes like soap."
I actually ate super expired ramen recently and the noodles do taste like shit but it is not a soapy flavor.

Someone post the wife Pippa pic.

>lets use my chocolate coffee for the ramen

What the fuck is going on in Pippa's brain that she thinks coffee ramen is a good idea

Aren't most of these women around their 30s? How do you have so little basic knowledge at that age?

>>76859963
Pippa would laugh and then cry if someone did this with pippa the rippa.

How has pippa made it this long through life?

Coffee with onions sauce could work.

>>76861196
Mama Mia it's 4 in Italy.

>>76861336
fortune favors the bold

>>76861215
You forgot the part where you have to do that before they start approaching their 30s.

She's wearing something fuzzy~

>>76861312
There are tons of those

>>76861312
we need an edit of it with her making an absolute fucking mess of the kitchen while cooking some noxious sludge

>>76861342
Pippa is like...I wanna say 26ish. It's not the clearest timeline.
Still doesn't explain her being this inept.

Wemi is actually a better cook than Pippa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQh_WBVWX0

>Pippa is actually surpassing Haachama
My fucking sides are in agony, and I was already sore from working out an hour ago.

>>76861196
She loves us

>>76861336
Avoiding something this week, pet review will be simple and can be short while talking about how she feels sick before calling the next few days and doing "make up" streams during the offkai weekend streams.

>>76861196
Panko is very cute

>>76861365
barely

Meh, I've seen more cursed cooking on the Ordinary Sausage guy's channel.

>>76861196
She's so precious

Pippa is married to me.

Didn't unclekin blow his brains out?

>>76861342
zoomers do not get basic education at anything at all, they get their brains blended instead

>before
>lived on doritoes/ramen
>now
>lives on expired leftovers
How is this rabbit alive?

>>76861304
Tonight is a good night.

>>76861365
Food delivery apps

>>76860579
I always dump the packets into a bowl then transfer the noodles and some water into said bowl and mix it up

>>76861466
Pippchama cooking

>>76859963
I can tell how I should feel about this tbdesu...

>>76861342
She has survived off dollar store items her whole life.
I don't think shes seen the inside of a real grocery store in her life.

>>76861560
Different uncle I would imagine

You know in hindsight, it's a good thing I didnt ask for any christmas cookies

>>76861466
>>76861466
>Haachama
Well her Hiatus hurt her really bad.

Dizzy should cook for us again, the sushi was fun

>>76861611
She's shopped at food lion, Walmart and target before

>>76861342
I'm 30 and I don't cook my meals. I just order food all the time.

>>76861342
>>76861415
She's like 25-28 by my estimate. She's lived with her parents for most of her life and probably lived on fast food for the few years she was on her own.

>>76861417
I will posit that even fishman is a better cook than pippa. And he made this abortion.

>>76861518
If we're competing, nothing beats Cooking With Hoarders.

>>76861575
Burning through what's left of her youthfulness at a rapid rate.
Other girls burn out via cocaine abuse and shit food Pippa does it through shit food and unadressed stress issues.

>>76861518
Ordinary Sausage knows how to actually cook, he's just making things into sausage that should never be sausage.

i used to hate growing up in a household where not being able to do basic things like cleaning and cooking very well would get you a half hour date with dad's belt. now i feel oddly grateful

I don't think I could handle Pippa's cooking.

If Pippa was my wife I'd make her cook for me every day so I can look forward to getting home and beating her for feeding me soap

They should do a cooking collab

>>76859963
Thoughts and prayers type people are nothing but egoposting scumbags. As expected of Irys

Pippa's sets are pretty ghetto

>>76861689
I've always wanted to try this, but I'd feel bad wasting perfectly good ingredients for this abomination.

Breastie in shambles...

>>76861745
I knew what was at the end of this post and I still laughed real hard.

>>76861196
God, I love Panko

>>76861689
>ketchup
what is he doing?

In Pippa's defense she is cooking through OBS

>>76861415
ye pippa, lumi and dizzy seem to be the same age, yet each one couldnt be different
know she got doxed so we know for sure shes not 15, legit crazy shes alive, she puts her finger to check if water is boiling

>>76861689
you know, i'm honestly not sure which is worse

>Pippa doesn't know about the tray

>>76861689
Makes me retch every time I see it.

>>76861679
I remember Pippa hates pizza because her family had pizza all the time.

>>76861689
Isn't this just what flips eat? Sweet ketchup pasta?

PAPAKIN!

>>76861336
Coffee adds depth

>>76861618
You shouldn't need hindsight for this

Those cookies look tasty

>>76861825
That only excuses spilling the egg

>>76861881
So did I and I love pizza, it's comfort food. That just means she grew up on shit pizza.

Which Phase would submit themselves to Pippa's cooking in exchange for sex?

>>76861312

>>76861755
Shut your mouth

>>76861873
Lets get this out onto a tray
Nice

Papakin is so based

why is she cooking ramen in coffee

>Parents make her cookies
So uhh, why did Pippa hate her parents and move away to get away from them again??? Her parents are based wtf???

>>76861752
>Yabcast of Wemi and Pippa comparing recipes and food takes while Lumi slowly has a breakdown

Is Pippa the new ja/ck/?

>gordon ramsley

>doesn't drink
>Makes cookies
>Is based
Why would papakin make a better wife than Pippa?

THIS NEW COOKING MAMA GAME CAN EAT MY SHIT! I WOULD RATHER EAT TAR AND PISS THAN EAT THIS PINK ROADKILLS FOOD! THIS FOOD IS AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!

>>76861884
Yeah its fucking disgusting and places like Jollibee charge a decent amount for nothing but ketchup, hotdogs, and noodles in a takeout bowl. Flips love to eat slop.

>>76861985
Must not have been takeout

>>76861873
Do you have more SteveMRE images

>CPTTANKER JOE going after Runie

>>76862037
She is such a lovely retard

>>76862039
Women have regular crises over becoming their mothers.

>>76861518
>thats the Pipkin water

>>76862039
They were probably justified in abusing her

400 and not through stream elements

how retarded

>>76862118

>>76862037
brain hort (affectionate)

man that pot looks like something in a indian street food video,

>>76862175
Just like most parents of retarded children

That's so fucking nasty

Why is her BGM the Mario theme lol

>>76862229
Well I mean, this is technically an Indian food stream...

Very important poll

>>76862170
>"Here I come, the mega-sausage"

>>76862273
It makes this entire thing so much better.

>>76862119
m*lechuubas were a mistake

>>76862039
She's implied they beat her.

>>76862008
Nice hiss.

So where does Pippa live now anyways? I remember her saying she was moving to California a while back but then I heard she moved again but idfk