/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with mio at offkai (I'm eleventh in line)

>I would never live it down if I butt bashed my chair and then lit it on fire two weeks later

[Ami news]
She just put her chair in her mouth

Making babies with my little sister

>>76839117
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>76838749
It comes and goes but sometimes she does it for pretty much entire streams now. She's definitely doing it much more than she used to

Cheating on Mio with Yuuna and Tonya!

>>76839437
>Panties
>AI
I can almost cum to this.

Ami is rootin', shootin', and you can bet your sweet bippy she's gonna be tootin'
https://youtu.be/klbMIgIKaj8

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, AMI'S GOT A GUN

>>76839609
Not even looking where she's aiming...

>>76839609
bucko's on the run

IT HAS BEEN

Hello, I hope you having a great day. I love my pyrophilic, arabic spidermomma and being bitten and beaten by her sharp fangs and strong fists as she hold me at gun point. I'm Ami's punching bag

Big Bertha...

>>76839678
We've seen many times now Ami will just gun down whoever is in sight for the laughs

I hope Ember gets her power back soon

>>76839524
Why do you want her panties

>What are these? Birds?
>Oh, no, they're men

>Hey, don't cheer for Big Bertha! What about Big Ami?

>>76840165
Because she tries to hide them from me.

>>76840505
I'M GONNA SQUEEEEEEEEZE

Another sappy Jelly tweet... I think I might cry...
https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1795540181623480458

>she needs tube to feed her? pfft
Amiya i hate the crippled Aranha

>>76840198
This game is really cool, fast based and looks good

Meru Love!

>>76841132
It has a modern updated version called Wild Guns Reloaded. One of the new playable characters you guys should love.

Ami really emphasized the word "goon" in that sentence

>>76841150
Meru LUST!

>>76841314
I can never love again now that my oshi Big Bertha graduated...

Fatto catto is making goodie bags
https://youtu.be/BGv0ow8l2io

>>76841314
Is our reputation really that notorious?

>This is the hand of a woman who thinks she needs to lose weight

wose...

Mio was late to the date with beerpals but she left on time to not be late to the date with a mutual

>>76841741
Kpopland pls understando

>>76841662
Put it this way; there are no fewer than three /tsunX/ reps on the /ag/ divegrass team so far and voting hasn't even finished yet

>>76841314
She's so sturdy...

>She's like a mistress of the night
>Wait, I think that means something bad...

I want my oshi to be young, fit and fertile.

Whatever Mio did to Tonya's mic has made her sound more Korean somehow

Tonya has some really nice hands

>>76842339
If you had to pick just one of those things what would it be?

[Sad news]
Tonya turned Ringo into a masking tape dispenser

>I have two cats
But Tonya... you are the cats...

>>76842364
I have a different kind of auditism and it sounds like the lower range of her voice is crushed oddly like a weird noise filter and it has a really annoying delayed sizzle high up which is really weird

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

If that was really a firetruck then it was indistinguishable from yunners

>Screaming noise in the background
>"Yuuna isn't here..."

>>76842711
Mio's audio settings usually make her and in this case Tonya sound more high pitched in general. Catto's setup was a bit borked before so it's better, but I usually don't like mic settings with super prominent highs.

She's literally grinding FF right now it's so over for lia

>>76842973

I should stop reading Mio's chat

How can I become Senshi?

This DUMB cat is getting 100/100 scores on her exams and basically YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

>>76843247
what's her major?

I want Ami to shoot me with a gun

>>76843369
futamiya...

>>76843198

>>76843335
Accounting, I believe.

>>76843484
I have 12k in debt can she fix me?

Ami is urinating right now

>>76843657
Spend less, earn more.

>yuuna cooks
>yuuna drives
>yuuna works

>Guys... all I can smell is matches in here when I came back

>>76843247
Two out of three girls in that house can sustain themselves when they stop vtubing

Guys I think Ami needs a wrangler for her own safety

>>76843769
But I don't know how to do either.

Thinking about Tonya's primordial pouch

>>76844038
spend more and earn less, but do a worse job at it.

>>76842973

I just want to take a cute girl to the aquarium bros...

Ami in Ami's chat!

>>76844561
She should collab with Ami

>>76844573
she'd get too jealous of all the buckos looking at ami and not her....

>>76844718

this is what heaven looks like

>>76844718
Well duh, buckos like Ami more than Ami.

Mio must have had huge backlog of CC

>>76844852
It's time like this I think why do I bother?

>the final boss is a crab

>>76845069
Only fitting for everybody's favorite kanichuuba

>>76845069
>I do love eating crab!

>Tonya had a nightmare about being locked in a basement by a little yandere girl
Why can't I have dreams like this?

>>76845271

>Ami will record her Offkai Panel
>If the recording doesn't work for whatever reason she'll just do the whole thing again on-stream

Mio is eating

Ami got snibbedy snabbed...

https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1795566402612388164
Wisu space, knowing her she might forget to record it

Sleepy's playing more Twilight Princess
https://youtu.be/9UpIk4-IFgU

>>76845598
Sub right now or it's game over for you.

>>76846044
Alias' girlfriend is cheating on her...

>>76845498
Will she walk again doc?

[Tonya news]
She doesn't want our internal organs.

MY NIGGA MOCHI

>>76846148
She left after you posted this

>>76846148
Alias introduced Pillow to all the /tsunX/ people she knows

>>76846148
Its fucking real chat

>>76846252
NOOOO PILLOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY

What do Wisumites taste like?

>>76846331
void dust

>>76846331
Like these things

Arisu having a genmate named Chio keeps throwing me off

Crab Woman is ruthless, deadly aim with her claws

Less than a week in and Wisu's already getting attached...

>>76846467
god i wish that was me, getting crushed under her meaty crab thighs

>>76846331
>putting one of each in the goodie bags
I've got this weird feeling that someone's influence is rubbing off on her.

>Arisu is a master chef
X

>ami pretends to be southern
>"I can't read"
wdsmbt

>>76846542
God this manga was so insanely shit

>>76846698
didn't the princess get chubby?

>Have you guys ever been lassoed? Is that a thing they do to people?
>Don't stutter! Have you or not?
>Do you WANT to get lassoed?

hey buckos! every tried being on the receiving end of bondage before? in like a normal way

[Non-news]
Mio is getting fat again

>Cannabis bread
Weedsu...

>>76847117
[Fantastic news]

>>76847064
I want her to vent her frustrations on me while I''m bound up in her silk

>>76846698
shit taste

>>76847117
I'll make sure her family knows

aim...

>>76847228
Mamalesta will be happy about it

Southern accents make me cum hands free

JIBUN WO

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>76847468
>Ember members' stream where she got drunk and slipped into her Texan accent for a while
Rock hard.

I miss a
I miss
I miss Am
I
I
I miss Ami...

I want Wisu to tentacle rape me

I miss Ami?

>Wisu giving us permission to climb all over her body

>You have no idea how many times I asked Kanna to sing the duck song before debut
Wisu cute dork

>Didn't realize how loud she screamed when she got called a loser in CotL

OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN ARISU OSHIRO

[Non-news]
Wisu is hungry

>>76846053
Too bad we lost Eepy's midna model for her twilight princess playthrough

WISU LOVE

Wisu gave me a kiss...

Midsemi Midlock

>>76850160
Trevorsemi Philipslock

https://x.com/slime_erotica/status/1795594502264201638

>>76850784
Fat fuck

between lisa and nen who do you think would end up with the bigger boobs if you started feeding them regularly

>>76851057
Nen, all of Lisa's hypothetical weight would go to her ass, thighs and tummy

Lisa is one step closer to freedom
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1795594892363829640

I keep wanting to type "Arisu Oshiro" as "Arisu Oshiri"

>>76852418
naked risu sashimi......

>>76852418
STOP THINKING ABOUT BUTTS OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED

>>76852678
eating spicy sashimi off risu's giant naked latinx ass......

>>76852418
Anonymous, our hearts are connected across space and time. I thought I was the only one, I've already almost misspelled it a bunch of times.

MioLove!

while no one is here to notice
toots

>>76855164
Too busy staring at the softness of my spidermom who is also a cat to nice much at all...

Friendly reminder there is a "mutuals" dick inside Mio right now. And by mutual I mean one of the artists

Can Lisa be saved?

friendly reminder to all menherapals to not bite bait and have some goddamn faith in your oshi who's always doing her best

>>76855867
The same oshi that said she wouldn't go to Offkai, then said she wouldn't go to Offkai during the con, then said she'll be at Offkai during her meet and greet and concert?

>>76855668
No, Chai will make quick work of anyone that gets close

>>76856072
Yeah, that same one caught in multiple lies this month alone. She lies about being a bad liar because she is actually a fantastic liar and doesn't feel guilty about it at all

Mio...

>>76856201
Stop being weird about your little sister!

>>76855867
I wish she gave me more attention

>>76857018
I think I'm gonna be weird about my little sheep sister

Mio will meet raffle losers in person

Running ointment on my little sister Lisa's tiny heiny, to sooth her burn in a platonic and non weird way.

Mio borrowing a booth to meet and fuck m&g raffle losers in person

She'll pick the favorites from the non members to fuck

Sending my energy to this cowe so she can feel better and get back into the groove of things

>>76855532
Yeah, mine

>>76855668
She signed away her happiness by selling out to the jews.

Mio is doing everything she can to meet THAT beerpal because of his constant crying. So this is a friendly reminder that the more you cry and act like a pathetic little bitch the more attention you get

>>76862638
But if it wasn’t a US con she wouldn’t care enough to do shit about it. As she said in todays stream “only US matters duh”

>>76862638
She's not beating the favoritism allegations

>favorite has to beg for M&G

>>76863459
>favorite doesn't get ticket
>she goes out of her way to arrange a m&g with him

>>76863617
Yep, just one guy, and only him... definitely not anyone else. Nope. You're so smart, you've got it all figured out. I'm glad we have you around to teach all us dense idiots how to think.

>>76863848
The same guy who makes her uncomfortable on twitter and she's too afraid of hurting his feelings to tell him, the same guy who kept crying about not getting a ticket even after being told not to do it, same guy she started streaming at an earlier timeslot for after he complained about having to miss streams to go sleep. Yup, that's the guy.

Why is Mio such a drama magnet? Literally every thread you fags are melting down over something

>>76864163
It's one fucking retard

>>76864572
And everyone who responds is just one guy, too

>>76864572
It’s not just one guy. There are a lot of us who are sick of his shit. The only ones who support him are the ones he sucks up to on discord

>>76867886
CRUSTER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW, YOU'RE SO CLOSE

she is get obese again

stream (lie (because she's earlier than she said))
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>76868802
she should make up for it by talking about cool things or things relataed to fetishes I have

Yuuna really, really badly wanted everyone to know where she works.

>>76863617
we should be happy for him beerpals

for all your spam i hope you don't think you're above him in our esteem. we aren't your anti-mojey army seanig.

>>76870781
Why do I even bother trying to take Mio's feelings into consideration if guilt tripping her like he's been doing for months gets you better treatment from her?

[Yuuna News]
Some of her skirts are getting a little tight.

>>76871483
Bread woman... I'm not going to make it... I can't possibly love you even more...

>>76846698

>>76870781
i hope everyone but him gets it, just so he can learn not to guilt trip her

I'm eepy like Dizzy

>>76872557
but it always works

I need to have sex with bread

>>76872670
https://files.catbox.moe/9qysqf.jpg

why would anyone think HR is there friend how have people been groomed into this yuuna's chat is insane

>>76872807
wood

https://x.com/mellifera_x3/status/1795435465967067220

I wonder if this will carry over to v-tubers

>>76873186
Good luck finding a 20 year old vtuber

>>76873494

Mio meltdown status?

>>76873759
I have no idea what that bad comment was that made her delete the tweet

Bucko, 20, lives out the ultimate fan dream by marrying his favorite virtual idol, 47

>>76873494

>>76868802
>vod disabled now
why? it was enabled earlier

peo is playing minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktr4FgEXp2s

>>76864009
Yup, she exclusively does it for him

>>76875334
there was a big natural catastrophe where I live recently and like 80% of the state got flooded, that last option is kinda cursed lol

>>76876045
RS?

>>76876045
Amiplaneter

>>76876096
yup... luckily my town went by practically unscathed, but being a gayucho is tough right now

>>76870781
And there are still people that think only 1 person hates this waste of oxygen
lol lmao even

>>76876140
Weirdly enough the person that sends akasupas to Ami using Brazilian currency might be from the same state as I am. Could this be the start of a chance encounter with a fembucko (male)? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Buckoballs.

>>76876944
you two need to fuck

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Any vtuber that goes to cons in person isn’t trustworthy.

>>76877544

>>76877544
You can trust that they'll be on my cock

>>76874012
What was the tweet she deleted? I was busy and didn't see it because Elon's shithole doesn't send notifs properly.

>>76878162
Beerpals were saying on discord that the singer sounded like Mio in this https://twitter.com/NIKKE_en/status/1795417397949874474
Then she tweeted that so many people confuse her and Tonya's singing and that to her they sound different then deleted the tweets

>>76876379
I don't like him either, I just hate the threadshitters more.

>>76878361
not that anon but threadshitters ruin Mio's mood way less often than he does, which makes him worse

if you hate the dude so much then stop bitching and do something about it

>>76877544
The insane amount of random sex at con’s is insane like how are all these people so horny. To anyone has hasn’t been a con it’s not as fun as it sounds you’ll be sexual harassed as a man even

>>76878424
and what am i supposed to do? doxx him and hope he finally offs himself?

Mio is like a 4/10 at best. Why are people even excited to meet her in person?

Getting wine drunk with my little sister and comforting once she inevitably starts crying over papa nier but I tell her I'm like big bro nier and she nuzzles up against me and starts kissing me...
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1795684803632836828

>>76878669
She's the only person who would have sex with me and tells me she loves me

>>76878669
Easy lay

>>76878669
the become a star in the community

>>76878549
I keep hearing about all this fucking going on and vtubers fucking fans at them.
Somebody drop a fucking name!

>>76878558
do whatever anon, just stop bitching and get a move on

>>76878669
I'm attracted to her personality

>>76878297
People really confuse her and Tonya's singing? they sound pretty different. If I had to pick someone who sounds similar to Mio, Tonya wouldn't be on the list...

>>76879818
The Mari girl?

>>76879818
That a good way to get blacklisted and kicked out of inner circles

>>76880993
Doesn't matter, had sex.

Jerry is baba! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjq72fXGsa4

>Ember's power might be out for several days

>>76881366
Every single time things start to look up life beats her down

>>76881346
>Open stream
>Jelly is doing an artism test

>>76881902
it's the current phase fad

>>76881902
Are all of the Phase Invaders... you know...?

>>76882025
Built for rough sex? Yes

>>76882394
Smells like fish in here

>>76881642
Lisa's extreme disappointment at seeing your lack of physical media

>>76882394
Give those fat udders to the awawawa

I was expecting higher

>>76882945
Now that Jelly is safely not dangerously artistic she can commit to a life of baba and zachtronic games

>>76878297
It was a bunch of gachabrain SEA tier 2 saying that, you know, the people like Blossom or Yamato

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>76881366
It's so over...

>>76881346
>Open stream
>"I want mods to ban greynames so I get to 50k slower. Stop subbing!"
brb gonna sub with my 70 alternative accounts

>>76878669
The forbidden fruit is the sweetest
>CAPTCHA: HX TNYA

>>76884977
kek that was part of a rant about greys shitting up chat today

Jelly is COOKED

>If I became a wrestler I would still be an idol if I socked somebody in the jaw
Wrestler Jelly...

Oh yeah Jelly get up real close to the mic like that and whisper angrily at me

>Jelly has been getting ads for fancy restaurants, sushi, and random vtuber auditions
What does this say about her?

Jelly called actioncels Soi

>"You have been actively causing global warming"
>Oh my god, I don't care

It was better when the retard was making anti threads on the log where no one was giving hin a shit, too bad now unless it's the lateat gossip even less people gives a shit now so he spams here.

JELLY: NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG

I think Jerry might be unironically evil

>>76886007
so fucking based it woke me up

What does she have against these little dudes?

>>76886218
They destroyed the American Cotton industry in the American South for a generation. She was heavily invested in it and was ruined by the rise of Californian-Egyptian cotton in the San Joaquin Valley

>>76885954
Jelly may in fact be a woman

>"Now she's trying to be all cute and feminine to trick us into helping"
>Isn't that what women do? They're like feminine by choice to trick you, it's like the only trick you have up your sleeve as a woman.

>>76886368
It's so over...

[Good news]
Starknights have eliminated women.

>Several minutes of silence
>"I got a new shirt online, I just put it in the laundry. I can't wait to wear it today."
>"Who asked?"
>*Balloon deflating noises*

>Completes puzzle
>Feels empty because she didn't like the solution
Classic

>>76886705
When is Jelly gonna show off her chibi model like Eber, I crave the gelatinous fuckdoll

>>76886980
Please stop posting these I'm going to shoot my ranch everywhere

>Seething makes everything better. You should be mad all the time.

>>76887323
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN

>>76887108
They knew what they were doing when they made these models...

>>76871483
Soft fluffy bread...

>Jelly so mindbroken she's become Italian
Gelato...

[Non-news]
Jelly is hungry

I'm scared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWTJiPOQRd8

>>76888135
aw shit

Send Wisu your citizenship requests
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1795651398916587538

>>76888800
I'll make her an American citizen

>>76888135
>get your wallets ready
Ayo?

my lovely robowife is playing demon's souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58MZ9CJIYg

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>76889741
A better appreciation for Demon Souls after seeing Kings Field, skeletons just keep getting stronger

Mio Love
> I'd gladly introduce Mio to my mother as my future wife

>>76886218
they threw exodia into the ocean

https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1795807221126668497
Goodsemi Morninglock

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>76878669
I want to have sex with Mio. How much do I need to donate for 1 hour of sex?

New Mio art just dropped

>>76894177
Cat milk...

>>76894177
That's some good art. What happened to her nsfw coms though she hasn't posted them

>>76892514
Hahaha I thought the same thing, miss pathetic loser characters like that, those "I'm going to cause troubles on purpose" motherfuckers. Midousuji from Yowamushi Pedal kinda scratches that itch, but the bug maniac is unbeatable

VERY early Dizzy in a couple of hours
https://youtu.be/sdFQFqvQxH4

>>76895311
Dizzy happy while still maintaining her booba... the right timeline...

https://x.com/sayasairroxs/status/1795758124663554254

Just let you lads know I love Lisa!

>>76897045
What a coincidence, so do I!

>>76896462
Dumb dwagon

I also think Lisa is really cute

I would like to stick my thing in Lisa's butt

>>76897863
>>76897755
>>76897311
>>76897045
FREAKS!

New thread
>>76898414
>>76898414
>>76898414

Mio Love!

mio hate

Mio indifference