/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76848461
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>76848485
AMEN

the /mans/ classic...
>>76848485
amen

>>76848485
AMEN

(2 more days until Mama comes home...)

>>76848485
Amen

>>76848461
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>76848461
>>76848470
Now, kiss.

I'm watching machina x flayon

>>76848485
Amen.
It's been a while since a double bake

>>76848743
TONIGHT
BELIEVE IT

>>76848485
amen!
the urge to sexually harras pilot has grown significantly in his absence

>>76848485
amen

Is Shinri in burgerland or in Japan?

>>76846767
KEK and ToT
You sick fucks!

Shinri doko...

>>76849507
go back nigger

>>76848973
I'm usually the baker who kills the thread on page 11 but I was late this time, I should've let this baker do their thing :(

>>76849108
I wrote this :3

>>76849481
Japan

>>76849551

So we are staying here?

>>76849660

>>76849724
ewwtare

https://twitter.com/Sugasugar__/status/1795540091492012247

>>76849837
I thought those were nipples and was horrified for a second

>>76849725

>>76849882

>>76850118
I like the group art this artist does https://x.com/rainycoffeebean/status/1795497740589556157

>>76850223

>>76850324

>>76850324
It's pretty cute

>>76850324
Shinri's blue arm of shamefur dispray doko?

>>76850660
https://x.com/yoitor1/status/1795467487129301305

mama is my desktop wallpaper

Tempus status?

>>76851193
Getting ready

>>76851193
Tied together

>>76851193
They ain't even got to stress

>>76851193
Tempissing

>>76851193
Still recovering from the Great Betrayer's disease

>>76848485
Amen. Imagine all the 3D Jews our 3D boys could send into the warm embrace of a 3D oven...

Only two more days until my oshi comes back from his gay porn acting gig, kyaaaa

Hakker in 15 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWp60d5w-I

>>76853308
hey you dumb purple fuck there's more rhythm games than gachashit mobage

>>76853371

>>76853371
Hakka will NEVER do a Sound Voltex handcam

>>76853371
He mentioned Osu before but that's probably a perms nightmare given it's primarily a host for custom songs
I guess Project Diva would be good though he already played Sekai

I miss shinri!

gamma has been drawing the boys. the expressions are cute
https://twitter.com/hizakigamma/status/1795419124908380375

>>76853308
HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWp60d5w-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWp60d5w-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWp60d5w-I

>>76854029
back with the milk and cigarettes SOON

>>76854029
Make sure he never leaves you again. You know how.

>>76854161
how soon...
I hope we get a little solo zatsu before his ASMR with Hakka tomorrow

Hakka's iPad is barely holding it together running this game KEK

>>76854156
Is this just going to be Hakka calling every anime girl he sees cute, if so I'm going somewhere else for a somewhat more entertaining video

>>76854141
I've been waiting for him to color it since a few of their expressions are great
I also just realized the one next to Axel isn't Fuma, it's Bettel. I guess he'll fix the hair when he gets back to him

>>76849725
I don't give a shit home slice. I wish you graduate from life.

>>76854667
I was trying to figure out who the EN boys were too, kek. I only just realised its Hakka (not Bettel) on the left. Gamma’s lineart can be a little unclear but it all comes together in the colouring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs92r3i7ZH0
If this was the case... why did they leave!?

>>76849724
*kisses awwtare* chu!

Firefox is still infected with the anti-Hakka virus, I guess Edge it is

>>76855987
He got pregnant.

>>76850118
they're waiting for the rabbits to fuck

Hakka's schedule
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1795620894569849170

>>76850504
Awww~

>>76856299
I wonder how he will torture the poor kois
Hakkamama and borb love!

RUZAVIO ON THE TELLY
Ruze POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q-v_PqUfAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q-v_PqUfAA

Tavi POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNP2yhSG5co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNP2yhSG5co

I forgive Grotesque Blight
https://twitter.com/_dagusan/status/1795310195431882774

Octavio is such a weird little dude.

ruze acts cute when he's with octavio

gives me fuzzies to see them next to each other, i think it's the size difference

>I'm not their employee, I'm their product
Yeah that sounds more like it

>>76856943
hakka telling it how it is

WHY ARE RUZAVIO SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART

I'm getting cute aggression, stop it

What beautiful teamwork

*Grabs Octavio's crotch*
>I wield you, Octavio!
>Raise me up, Josh Groban!

Ruze is so soft with Tavi I can't take it, he just lets Tavi say whatever

https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1795626779698508064

>>76858410
less than 24 hours!

>>76858410
so no solo stream before the collab

Wait fans can create 3D assets for talents?

the TRUE idol arc begins now!

>>76858771
yeah, a fan made glasses for Altare

>>76858771
We can create 3D asses from the talents if you know what I mean

>>76858410
It's been so long since I've heard his voice...

>>76858882
Oh I thought those were stock assets or something since I've seen the JP boys with a lot of silly stuff

What's with Octavio's womb obsession

sasuga hakker

They are so stupid

>>76859302
he's obsessed with anything anatomical

Octavio loves going for low hanging fruit and he's so cute that I forgive him for it

I love Ruze using his thesaurus with Octavio because Octavio probably actually understands what he is saying

>I'm not letting go
I just had Titanic flashbacks

MY FUJO HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE

>>76856943
What a whooah

>Hakka making himself laugh
>Fucked up chain smoker laugh

This audio could be used for nefarious purposes

>>76861068
it's so good

Oh, he did get a dance teacher

>>76859821
I'm actually surprised Octavio is probably more intelligent than he lets on

>>76862321
He's very silly but I don't think he's pretending to be dumb or anything.

>>76862321
I'm not. He's quite intelligent if you pay enough attention.

please, you already were

>>76862321
When Avallum asked him who the smartest member of Armis was, he said “me”, so it’s not like he’s pretending to be dumb

>>76862747
Was there ever really a time he wasn't?

>>76862747
why is hakka brown

they are so cute augh

>>76862747
One of the best things this thread has ever done was call him Mama instead of leaning into the "PAPA DADDY" stuff

>>76862827
Habitante de la jungla

>>76862747
He is becoming aware

>>76862922
yeah, i always stop myself from almost typing mama in chat

>>76862922
Have you seen those tits?

audio editing fujos i believe in you
bring ruzavio to life

>>76863245
Right as Ruze calls it out kek

>>76863069
I've seen a couple "mama"s in his chat and I never know if it's someone from here slipping or just a normal chatter that doesn't want to call him dad and went with the next best thing

>Octavio, i love that this stream is just us grunting. Best collab i have ever done.
I SEE YOU CRIMZON RUZE.

>>76863367
It's possible they've seen his fat tits and came to the correct conclusion.

TGE CLOWN IS LATE. I WILL RAPE

>I'm a genius, Octavio I want you to know I'm a genius
>Yes, I know. You are

i'm trying to wotk with ruzavio in the background but i can't focus. their giggles. their grunts. their breathing. god help me.

CLOWN ON THE MAGIC HANDCAM TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA

MAGICIAN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB__vwLRfTA

>This overhead angle
Getting birhday cake PTSD

AAIIIEEEE SAVE THE VOD

>>76862827
Attempt at getting n word pass

>>76864137
>n word
neuter?

>>76862827
spent too much time in the shit water bath

>>76864088
HE PULLED IT OFF AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>they plugged the blue thang
It's the ALTARE DILDO

>>76864205
IT WAS A FUCKING BATHBOMB YOU DUMBASS HE DID NOT SHIT IN THE WATER

>>76864259
Finally

what is the dumb clown doing

>>76864469
YOU'RE RIGHT
IT WAS I WHO SHAT IN THE train

>>76864558
Another repeat of the cooking kit where he pretends to be severely developmentally disabled rather than just doing normal dumb things

>>76864785
>pretends

I don't know why I expected Bettel to take this stream seriously and act like a sad clown that makes unfunny tricks instead of pretending to be physically and mentally impaired that can't do anything.

>the clown is shoving the rod into the hole
>it's gone completely through

>>76864904
Don't get me wrong. The man is a fun little retard. However sometimes he leans into it way too hard in a way I don't find enjoyable.

>>76864904
Yeah, it's pretty obvious. He even confirmed it with the candy kit

>>76864904
>he believes the clown doesn't pretend to be extra retarded

>>76864785
doing magic tricks with an aerial view was never going to work anyway

>manesan throwing money at him like a cheap whore

They are so cute I have nothing else to say

>Octavio was bitten by a man and given the powers of a man
>He can cook

Vanguard 3D is happening and only Bettel is the one posting an actual schedule confirming 3D dates... Sasuga Vanguard

...i guess bettel's black shirt/sleeve looks nice.

>>76866096
Bettel is the only one with his 3D happening this week, and Hakka posted his schedule >>76856299

>>76866096
Bettel is the only one who has a 3D stream this week, what are the others supposed to post? Though Hakka does also have Bettel's 3D showcase in his schedule

>>76866096
>>76856299

he should have prepared some confetti

Someone should do a gimmick where they "accidentally" show a reflection of themselves and it's just a rat mask

>Ruze asking if Tavi's balls are okay
kek

So is bettel in Japan if his manager is there?

>cant have bettelgoose attack because i doubt he brought it to japan
>still has the stupid little red dot heart thing in the middle of the fucking screen
i hate this clown

>>76866843
Congrats on waking up from the coma anon-chan

bettel is making me cry.

>>76866914
I thought he left Japan like last month bruh

>>76867213
He just went back with his brother for a week
They still had 3D shit to do

>>76867213
coma-chama...

>I the gay
>the great

The GAY Gavis Bettel

>i the gay..great
kek

I somehow stumbled into Bettel's magic stream. Does he do this often? This is cool af.

>>76867566
Like once a year

>>76867566
Not exactly
My nigga has been dead for several months

>>76867566
>This is cool af
If you say so. Here's him being "cool" making a candy kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VmwhHm1fg

>>76867566
He...doesn't even stream often. I'm so sorry.

>>76867566
I apologize on behalf of the folks who have died before he did this stream.

>>76867566
this is his first time doing magic tricks specifically, but he does various silly handcams occasionally. if you've never seen it, the pizza-making offcollab with magni is legendary

>>76867752
>>76867729
damn. I only started paying attention after the wrestletuber. I guess it won't be hard to catch up, then.

Casual tempura here!

I will watch the 3D debuts and then wait for the next big event.

>>76868138

JPkitto...

Octavio's presence is making Ruze sing a lot this stream

This nigga is so retarded </3

from what century is the bird's ipad jesas

i love when he gets frustrated and throws it down like a toddler kek

>>76868540
It's cute. Ruze is like a kirby with how he inhales some of the essence from his collab partner

tavi keeps kicking his little feetsies like a toddler

>>76868749
this is making me miss my other toddler bro and his dumb handcams

>>76868608
Is it still struggling to run the game? kek

retard clown…

>>76869256
he just ended stream but yeah it was really chugging

tokimane casually doing the tricks correctly off-camera and making him tilted is the icing on the cake

>>76869233
Same...
Hopefully if/when he moves he may have more chances to do dumb ones like the cookie baking one

what is this golden buttplug

Ruze guiding Tavi when he's struggling to put it in.
>Tip it up
>Tilt it down
>Now let go and push it in

kek
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1795654624193744984

>>76869590
lmao

>>76869582
Really giving me good brainrot of Tavi sitting on Ruze's lap

What did Axel mean by this?

aniki...

Man. I miss not knowing the basic principles behind magic tricks. This naive, childlike sense of wonder…

>>76869590
Kek

>big sign that says NO
this wont stop the ryona rapetelion

wdhmbt?

>>76870178
>axel's phone corrects mans to /mans/
...

>>76870178
AIIIIIIEE HER /HERE/

>>76870254
HE'S STILL HE'RE

Ah, the card that does fuck all

>>76870178
It means we close our eyes, convulse violently, and fantasize Awwtare in our beds.

>>76870254
It's over.
He IS the Shitxelotl.

I'm watching on my tiny screen and came in late, so I thought that was his real thumb damn its magic

>>76870178
>Still here
How much gay porn, racism and rape threats has he sat through

>tavi grunts in rhythm
>"Shake those little legs"
>both laugh
I should have stayed home to fap to this

>>76870178
AIIEEEEEEEEE HE'S /HERE/

>>76870526
who do you think is posting it?

Axel hey do yourself a solid, stop coming visiting the thread. There is no constructive criticism and caring about what like a 1% of your fanbase thinks is retarded anyway

>>76870454
i honestly did a double take even watching on a monitor lmao. it's a pretty decent fake thumb for a kid's magic set

>>76870178
just alittle cheeky hehehaha

This thread got flooded by so many autists in recent times that I hope people realize it's a joke

Telling me to stream Unlucky is just making me never want to listen to it ever again, Bettellion.

>>76870178
Thank God I'm not an Axelotl or else I would be absolutely tilted. Also, Axel stop hanging around here so damn much.

>>76870710
shhhh it's funnier this way

>>76870601
the kintama poster… the unrelentingly HQfag who won’t let the grads die… i should have suspected his miitopia playing dumb ass!

>>76870526
Who do you think was posting all the Axel/Magnolia artwork?

>>76870710
lol

>>76870710
Go stream or something, Axel.

>>76870710
Yeah kek

I fucking love Ruzavio, you have no idea

Wait. I checked chat. It's an edit. Everyone including me has been bamboozled

>>76870710
i hope they don't

Ruze and Tavi are cute big bro/little bro dynamic and not meant for sexual

>>76871012
Average axelotl IQ

>This is the most i've put effort in and I went to school!
Octavio....

>THE GAME CRASHED
KEK

....all that progress...GONE

HE FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT CARD

PROGRAMMERS ARE JOBBERS

>>76871012
No way, Really! Say it ain't so!

Ruze almost yeeted his controller

>>76871012
gulliblelotl....

All of the ruzavio collabs end in frustration... maybe they should have sex to vent it

>>76871001
You did this to them.

Tell me about Shinri

I'm not gay or anything but Bettel has good-looking hands.

>>76871650
He's a big guy

>>76871650
His name is Shinri

>>76871650
His hugs are the best.

>>76871659
the powers of nice hands transcends sexuality, honestly. i bet his are soft, too

What are the chances Armis 3D is happening this year

Cuckxel NTRios sabotaged the Ruzavio stream as revenge against Octavio

>>76871755
Low

>>76871683
For you

>>76871650
He's a pshish

>>76871650
His tits lactate

>>76871650
psish

>>76871755
Not zero, but very unlikely. They won't appear at this year's Countdown.

>>76871650
He is an old faggot who likes horror and lor>>76871565
e autism

>>76871650

>>76871756
True

>>76871974(me)
What the fuck kind of jobbing was that

>>76872038

>>76870526
I can't believe axel keeps coming /here/ after the whole gorexlotl arc...

>>76871253
they came in unison

>>76872151
you think that wasn't him?

>>76872038
>>76872114
lmao

>>76871650
Huge tits

What are the chances he accidentally says a slur while saying the incantations

>>76872114
i only saved it idk why it doesnt work

>>76872241
He was gorexelotl?

He's doing it wrong, he's supposed to have the other coin in his foreskin

>>76872485
The Jews probably took his foreskin

>>76872379
psish[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fmto2ur.mp3].webm

>>76872379
YOU FUCKING JOBBER YOU SHOULD Keep in mind that saving it changes the file name, it should be named like picrel

>Can you make my dad appear again
Hakka kek

>>76872612
I will always stop and listen to this several times anyone posts it kek

>>76871057
WRONG

>>76871650
Deep-voiced horrorfag and lore enthusiast who loves to keep his cards close to his (big) chest, then surprise people at the right time. Simultaneously wicked smart and autistically ditzy.

>>76869233
Me too

>>76872599
>>76872676
thank youuuuu

>>76872778
I think I'm the only one posting so you can thank me personally

Now imagine that there's at least one Cover employee watching this retard doing this shit for almost 2 hours.

I'm gonna bite his middle fingie

>>76872997
rude jester gets his fingie bitten off. nyomp~

strongest axelotl

>>76873083
>blushing
WHOREKKA

>>76873083
*dumbest axelotl

>>76873083
I love Hakka being an axelotl so much, the best big bro little bro energy

>>76871755
Extremely low to unlikely.

>>76870178
Should I panic?

Which one of you is this

>>76873302
no hes been here since debut kek

>>76873083
I need to be in a threesome with them two. I want to compete with Hakka to see who can make Axel cum harder

>>76873212
It's extremely adorable.

he fucking despises the bettelion and holostars and he’s gonna graduate

>>76873369
can i join? i just like to watch

Jobbing jester

ENTER TOKIMANE?

TOKIMANE HANDS SEX

oh my god actually seeing tokimane in comparison really drives home how shit bettel is. god bless him

>>76869947
It should have been me!

Does toki have a character like shika and tore

>>76873764
he's a type of bird

>>76872379
This is why I use 4chanXT. It's actually updated (by Takodachis) instead of the legacy 4chanX.

>>76873801
Those were not masculine hands

>>76873885
Neither are Bettel's dude, his hand fits into womens 8

>lie detector
He's gonna get electrocuted

HE NO LONGER HAS A RIGHT HAND
HOW IS HE GOING TO FAP

>>76873885
i don't know, i'm just relying on what the boys say and they say tokimane is an extremely fashionable guy

>>76873369
Don't leave me out!

>>76873999
IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE

Bettel will trip off the stage and die during his 3D live

>>76874135
i cannot wait to see how awkward that motherfucker is. he already admitted he can't dance

oh he said 3D... I thought Fuma had just called Bettel sweetie

>>76873764
Toki is a Japanese Crested Ibis.

out of all the inside jokes, I miss this the most

I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind a handjob from Bettel.

>>76874547
It reminds Altare of the old times which hurt

>>76874547

>>76874562
with that limp wrist?

>>76873619
SEXXXXXXXX

each day we inch closer to pilot tummy and pits

>>76849746
KILL YOURSELF

Guys is this bad?

>>76873318
Devious bastard

>>76875613
>everything the characters say is made up
Anon, I suggest going to a shrink

>>76875613
If you have to ask....

>>76875613
>roleplaying some teacher/student shit
i cant tell if ruze would be more disgusted at 1. sexualizing him 2. with such a basic bitch boring plotline or 3. associating him with typically minor-related pairing

>>76875842
kek

>>76875613
How do people get off to this when it's nowhere even near in character for him to say

>>76875879
What would be in character then?

>>76875929
I don't think he would call someone beautiful, or their grades either

>>76875081
Seethe

>>76875929
He spits on you, pants you during a school assembly, and throws a rotten tomato at you.

>>76876110
Also calls you a sick fuck and tells you to stay away from him

>>76875929
watch streams

>>76875842
this implies ruze reads fanfics about himself

>>76875929
he’s a bounty hunter, something like you have to work on a quest together to find a target and he’s inspired by your ability in combat. or if you want to go student style, have an academy ruze and you fighting side-by-side in weapons class and then cooling off together in the showers or something. maybe the two of you go down the tavern together to get a few drinks, start bantering over fighting techniques and strategies, leading to a physical wrestling demonstration, and the two of you get a bit more passionate than you intended. his basic interests are violence, arguments, weaponry, and he is interested in strong people who have definite goals and go about their life with purpose. a student in school being instructed by teacher would be the least interesting thing for him, vulnerability and lack of knowledge are probably a turn off.

>>76875842
Everytime I go to c.ai I only chat with my own oc's, probably because it's easier to make a new persona that didn't exist before, but these scenarios that tempura and armada do are so uncomfortable. I'm surprised this ai went lewd so fast, makes me wonder what the fuck people have been doing with ruze...

>>76875613
Even if you're a filthy threadreader you would know this isn't even remotely close to being in character

>>76876315
I don't want to make an account to try, but it looks like this one is specifically designed to be a sexbot.

>>76875879
>>76876396
nta but does being in character really matter? it's just porn

>>76875842
Nah, I think he'd shit on 'em for lack of media literacy and having so little understanding of the character that they might as well have made an OC instead. Also, unironically >>76876222

>>76876486
Kinda? What's the point sexting with a existing character if it won't behave like the character you wanna sext with

>>76876486
What’s the point of jerking it to anything in particular, then? Just look at a fucking 3D representation of a cylinder entering a sphere and imagine.

>character accuracy for a sexting bot
fuckin nerds

>>76876575
>cylinder entering a sphere and imagine
You are reminded of the time Vesper told the story of him getting turned on by a pallet lift accident!

>>76876562
>>76876575
women

>>76876562
Okay so Ruze just came in you and then he goes back on his chair to re-tweet some of his art on twt or what? That'd be hilarious anon

>>76876910
Idk, I'm not the one jacking off to chatbots

>>76876777
I require proper characterisation or I suffer from cognitive dicksonance.
>>76875613
Begone to the AI general.
Captcha: VMANS

>>76876777
Not sure how exactly to explain it, but what you're witnessing is a form of correction from fandom hags to brats.

Gavis Bettel