/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

brapfag is the pillar of the community

time for the lazy baker to seethe that it doesn't have all his stupid links

>>76846805
Not a good pillar but a pillar nonetheless

>>76846853
the best pillar*

How do I get a groomable menhera femruffian girlfriend?

>>76846792
AIIIIIEEEEEE NERISSA QUICK OPEN A WINDOW

>>76846876
Don't you correct me, I know what I typed.

>>76845943
Shut the fuck up cake you mongoloid sexpest. You posted it on 24 May which is 299 days from even 29 July 2023 or thr first advent debuts. Fuwamoco were the day after and your post directly mentioned it being their 300th day. You were completely fucking wrong, retard.

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>>76812901

>>76846906
Close enough

>>76846890
There's two in the cliquecord if you don't mind sharing with others. Otherwise start egosurfing fwmc terms on latest until you find one and send them some compliments without following them. You need them to follow you first.

>>76846906
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=7&d1=30&y1=2023&m2=5&d2=24&y2=2024&ti=on
Fuwamoco were July 30th. And anyways it was the 25th in Japan so even if you don't include the 24th of May as the 300th day, it's still 300.

>>76846906
I don't notice much but
>thr
You are the phone shitposter. I'm guessing you'll now start spamming gay mococo walls and porn with
>m

I just farted wuffians...sorry mogojan......

>crossposting
kill yourself!

>>76847034
They debuted on 31 July in Japan you fucking retard. I can't believe I have to keep explaining this. Do you know what a timezone is?

It was 300 days from their twitter debut, apologize

>>76847034
That's not how timezones work
If they debut on July 30th in NA then 300 days after would by May 25th
But in JST they debut on July 31st so 300 days would be May 26th for them
You're wrong, and that's a fact

>>76847034
It was posted at 9pm on the 24th in Japan. They debuted on the 31st of July in Japan.

>>76847093
They debuted on July 30th in NA, which is also where they were when they debuted. If you go to their debut video it says July 30th. Also the tweet never says Advent's 300th day, just Fuwamoco's. I think he even did a tweet pointing out it was Biboo and Shiori's 301st day.

I have hemorrhoids.

>>76847202
me too

Mococo was made for BBC.

>>76847194
I'm done, you've got to be baiting and I'm the retard for biting. I refuse to believe someone is this fucking stupid.

I will worship this ass. And I will enjoy everything that comes from it.

>Fuwamoco are bad at math
>Ruffians are bad at math
Fanbase reflects the oshi.

>>76847194
Shiori and Biboo debuted the day before FuwaMoco.....

>>76847294
Yes it was Shiori and Biboo first on the 29th and then Nerissa and Fuwamoco on the 30th.

>>76847294
Retardchama your comprehension reps
How can every single one of you be this wrong?

So the announcement is tonight and we need to wait 2 months for the actual debuts?

Does this mean we can get back to regular scheduling in the meantime?

>>76847294
proof?

>>76847347
>Does this mean we can get back to regular scheduling in the meantime?
Nah we're fucked

Of all the things to argue about you guys choose times and dates

>>76847290
>math
I don't get it, you can literally google it and it tells you. There's really no excuse for being wrong other than "you didn't really care" but that excuse falls through

>>76847347
What debuts? The announcement is that FWMC are moving to Japan.

>>76847347
Unknown. Regular streaming is coming back sooner than expected and they said that they felt a little tired from all the homework they took on so they might not go AS hard as they did this time.

I just want to say Cake is right and you menheras are still jealous of him for some unknown reason. Stop talking about men and focus on the beautiful women and maybe they'll notice you too.

Fuwamoco's 100 days celebration was off by 1 too but y'all ain't ready to talk about that yet

>>76847397
It's better than men

>>76847423
>y'all

He was right the moment FWMC made the tweet agreeing with him. If they say it's been 300 days, it's been 300 days. Simple as.

>>76847397

>>76847347
They aren't going to stream regularly until September. Which given their track record with predicting dates means we will be lucky if they're back fully by the end of the year

>>76846890
>find one
>waste the chance
Does it even matter

>>76847423
Just checked
You're wrong

>>76847421
Okay Cake go back to coomer posting in chat

This may be controversial but I think farts are kinda gross and not particularly attractive

It is now less than 3 hours before the stream, did they ruin everyone's sleep because of their bautism or will they break their own rule this time? Place your bets.

>>76847507
Holy obsession.

Do you guys include the start date and the end date when you calculate those things or are those not full days? The Koreans all age people up 1 year because they say when you're born, you're already a year old. Is Fuwamoco's debut date their first day of streaming? Is the 100th day from that considered the 100th day or is the day after that 100 days finished?

>>76846890
Here, give it a shot

>>76847246
delete this

>>76847423
>yall
Twobears...

at what point do we admit that it's cover's fault they're not around much lately?

>>76847507
THIS is the "coomer posting" that gets you whining and calling random names "creeps"? Holy purityschizo

>>76847507
>calling fuwamoco sexy is now coomer behavior
Kys

>>76847585
shut up fable

Please stop talking about men.

>>76847538
>Is Fuwamoco's debut date their first day of streaming?
Well there's not a stream before it is there?

>>76847585
I haven't heard from purityschizo or purityschizoschizo in ages. Is that shit over?

Why don't you fags just ignore the retard?

>>76847538
tf is that year logic

>>76847547
Show cute dick

Please stop talking about math.

Can we get a /fuwamoco/ and /ruffians/ already? Your men talk is just annoying now and has been tired for months. I hate the majority of you but still try to talk about fuwamoco for the few moments there's another sane ruffian here.

>>76697712
I'm still waiting to see you do it btw

>>76847347
>and we need to wait 2 months for the actual debuts?
No idea
>Does this mean we can get back to regular scheduling in the meantime?
No idea

>>76847663
Are you telling me you wouldn't go balls deep in that tight royal asshole? un un

>>76847710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ5Ap57kw7Q&t=49s

>>76847772
she'd go balls deep in my peasant asshole

>>76847719
I'm ready. But Fuwawa is way too far ahead if I don't work fast Mococo is going to fucking hate me more than she already does. I'd also better not be the only one to post a count.

>>76847710
You will calculate the 341th prime number and you'll like it

>>76847772
I never said I wouldn’t, I just wanna see his feminine penis

>>76847661
I like to talk about men and semen

>>76847547
that is a guy

>>76847710
It's not even math, just count to 100
You did graduate middle school, right?

https://x.com/ichijouririka/status/1795575781508419879
Ririka just posted this saying it's Wednesday but it's clearly Tuesday. Is she /here/?

>>76847965
Out of 10!

My current tally is 7 Fuwawa 2 Mococo. I don't think I can close the gap and no one is posting porn so I hope fuwawa appreciates it and mococo doesn't cut her off

>>76847983
I am serious

>>76847969
>Counting and numbers isn't math
Clearly you're the one who didn't graduate middle school.

>>76847632

>>76848001
I did not ask

>>76847712
You know it would go away if you retards used the report button and ignored but nooooo.

>>76848001
I asked

Cam we get back to talking about masturbating to Fuwawa and doing erotica role play? This man and number talk is a real buzz kill for my erection right now.

Halo Night has been changed to Jong Night, get ready everyone, friday regular stream time.

>>76848069
Then you'll get the anti gorilla schizos and the anti masturbation schizos.

>>76848069
No

>>76848029
My bad, it's such a basic skill I forgot it's considered one

Fuzzy sex

>>76848060
But he enjoys complaining like a women

>>76848069
The number of times I have cum to Moco-chans cute butt has 100% turned me from boy into MAN.

>>76848069
The new muslim janny has enacted sharia law and killed all the gorillas.

>>76848101
Fapping more than once a day is bad for your health

Fuwamoco should play Math Blaster.

>>76848101
>anti gorilla schizo
I never left.

>>76848177
I think Fuwawa should play Word Muncher

This is the pillar of the clipnigger community

>>76848135
who sells water in a can

Oh God I love her fuzz so much amd her perfect subtle curves. Imagining her bucking her hips against me, the plap of that royal ass hitting me and she pulls me deeper and deeper inside of her. She loves you her ruffian much even if she's a little shy at first. Fuck I'd explode in seconds and make a fool of myself

>>76848159
Weak.

>>76848029
At some point it stops being considered math, just like the basic operations stop counting as math once you start to go up the ladder. Can't blame him

>>76846792
>yet another fart fetish faggot raiding a general I like
Even outside of /vg/ I can't escape you niggers

>>76848256
Maybe its carbonated

>>76848304
Did Fuwawa really say this?

>>76848159
If Fuwawa says this to me I'll stop. But until then I'm going to my physical limit almost every day. They're the only women I want to breed so if I'm not there with them I may as well spill it. It's going to be wasted anyways anywhere but their royal wombs.

>>76848304
There's nothing to like in this general.

Masturbating is bad for your health and destroys your soul. You lose essential nutrients through your semen. You are less happy, less motivated, more tired, less confident. Practice semen retention and live a better life.

>>76848304
It was either this or a literal dox thread with a RM webm as the OP pic

>>76848256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis

>>76848069
>Just Fuwawa
you've learned nothing

>>76848304
OP here, I'm brown and poor and I can't help it.

>>76848236
Mister lightyear. No relation to monsters inc, I presume? I've seen no clip fags this week besides JP kings. EN cucks only do it for attention. Taipei ruffians do it for money and love.

>>76848350
I've masturbated more times since their debut than in the previous 34 years and I've never been happier.

>>76848350
suck my dick

>>76848304
>/vg/ user
You think you're any better kek

>>76848304
>raiding
you must be new, unironically. There's like 2 actual brapfags who have been here since day one. I remember cause he was REALLY active during Fuwawa's first solo stream

I like this thread, it reads like an Xbox Live voice chat straight out of 2008. Thanks brapfag.

>>76848393
But no one does, keep fucking your hand loser kek

>>76848350
If you don't masturbate once a day you run higher risks of cancer. A doctor told me this.

>>76848364
You're telling me that you see this cute art of precious princess Mococo and instead of wanting to cuddle or love her you immediately think of sex? And you're saying I'm in the wrong for wanting to fuck the woman with her tits bouncing constantly in front of me as she pants and whispers on stream? One was built for sex. One was built for marriage.

>>76848456
pwn3d

>>76848392
I think you're lying to yourself.

>>76848362
Skimmed milk + water?
That sounds disgusting honestly.

>>76848479
the sooner I die the better

>>76848350
Semen retention is a meme. I tried it and was miserable.
I'm miserable and distracted when I dont jack off. Whenever I cum(which takes 5 minutes) my mind is clear and I can actually be productive.

>>76848445
>Xbox Live voice chat straight out of 2008
Where boys became men

How do I get a fem(male)wuffian gf(bf) to cuddle with as we talk about how cute fuwawa(mogogo) is?

>>76848445
I need you to turn this up really loud, and make sure you listen to it at the lowest quality possible. Relive the mic-spam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzgy7uTuSk

>>76848479
Doctor Fuwawa with her traced certificate

If no one sends a cum count SC today, no matter how vague, I'm joining the gorilla poachers. If you faggots are going to run around jerking each other off but don't have the balls to tell your oshis that you love them in that way then you deserve to be chased away.

>>76848479
No, you mean 3-4 times a week gives you lower chances of a heart attack and prostate cancer

>>76848587
I am a gorilla in the mist. I use here for sexposting, I'm not going to bring it to their streams unless they ask.

>>76848491
Yes because I am not homosexual. Mococo is built for back breaking sex. Fuwawa is wife material. Mococo is for SEX.

>>76848587
There's nothing to tell, they know. They even know people were lusting for loli Mococo.

>>76848602
Is it enough to counteract having a bmi of 55 and a mostly sedentary lifestyle?

>>76848491
Yes. Everytime I see this face all i think about is glazing it with my frosting. If you actually loved her, you'd feel the same

>>76848602
No my Doctor said once a day was healthy and I shouldn't feel bad about doing it once a day.

>>76848602
Damn, then I have at least 300 years free of heart attacks with how much I've masturbated to Fuwawa

>>76848587
You'll get shot down by mane-chan if you even allude to it. I've told them they're desirable countless times though.

>>76848564
tag yourself, i'm the fluffy one

>>76848632
BASED
Finally someone else says it. Mococo is the embodiment of a body built for bed breaking sex every single night. Fuwawa would never get another peaceful night's sleep with how loud we'd get.

>>76848706
they read deleted SCs if they want to

>>76848479
>>76848602
The "doctor" that told people this was exposed for lying and being payed by porn company owners to say it. There is no benefit to your prostate or health to masturbate.

My semen storage facility since FWMC's debut.

Halo Night? More like GAYLO PRIDE

>>76848679
Be honest. Can you cum to this photo alone? Start to end no other imagination or supplementary materials.

>>76848748
>mane chan deletes
>Fuwawa giggles as she still reads it
>ehehehe silly wuffian
>is that all?
>sex wink
>HAEH!?
>bau bau~

>>76848829
yes

>>76848883

>>76848829
I don't even need images to shoot ropes to them. Her face here is just begging to be glazed.

>>76848883
we live for the smug fuwawink

>ojisans got too tired from less than an hour of larping as xbox live teenagers and now the thread is dead
been a good one, bros.

>>76848933
Really really?

>>76848883
No, I'm far FAR too gone. I can't get off unless the tags include cum inflation, incest and futanari. At least.

Out of the loop here, what is happening to Fuwamoco? Every time I try to catch their streams, they are not streaming, and I don't even see clips of them. Are they ok? They were so regular with their schedules that it's really weird not seeing them online, what's the story? If there's any that is, maybe this is only the natural progress of most hololive girls, as time always proves.

>>76849008
Really really.

>>76849039
Mococo died and they're holding auditions to find Fuwawa's new younger sister.

>>76849007
More like ojisans were shitposting while bored at work, and now they're home doing other things.

>>76848829
>no other imagination
It's impossible for me not to imagine all the ways I'd fuck her when I see that picture.

Trying to hard

>>76849111
I just need to think of my Mocotan to hard, no need to try.

>>76849039
They were retards and signed up for every single overlapping project they could and tried to keep streaming but started to destroy their health and specifically their voices so management suspended them for a week+. I think they could technically stream maybe now but they are in a deep hole of hw from the forced break on top of being busy with 3D so they won't be back to normal until September. But they're still around and doing their best

>>76849039
Nobody knows, they moved to Japan and things went to shit real fast. They are ok though but they are not telling us what is happening

>>76848366
>I'm brown and poor
Same here, but I was white and rich until I ordered the Fuwawa brap special

>>76849039
They moved to Japan and ended up REALLY behind on HW. When they finally settled in, they decided to overwork themselves in order to hit one million subs by their one year anniversary. Due to this, they annihilated their own health and were forced to take a break from streaming by management.
This all coincides with Advent's 3Ds coming up.

>>76849185
>but they are not telling us what is happening
But they literally did already

I guess looping headcanon counts as talking about them

>>76849007
>larping
No the conversation was dying out and I just let it die
There's no point to keep it going when your either wrong or right because the facts already exist

>>76849101
My favorite is princess carrying her, kissing her and feeling her warmth for a moment as I take her to the bed. Gently setting her down and giving her headpats while saying I love her. Then gently unzipping, grabbing her hands and holding her down as I have my way with her and pound her into the mattress until her delicate chest, tummy and womb are completely covered and filled. Then we have sex in the bath, of course.

>>76849231
your mom heads my cannon

>>76838621
>pic
I have a mighty need. Plz hook a ruffian up. Plz.

Ruffians I sinned today. I fapped thinking about a femruffian.

>wasting your seed on a tiny body that might not even survive child birth
>not instead giving everything to the major fluffy woman with a body built to carry a full football team

>>76849354
dont post mocoloaf

>>76849242
wtf are you talking about

>>76849039
Gura is streaming and Fuwamoco is nowhere to be seen. Time is a flat circle.

>>76849390
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>76849354
my mocopan

>>76849340
Good wuffian~
As long as it was on the approved list and not koahri you're fine.

>>76848531
haha
same

>>76849354
i want to pick up mocopan and fuck her like an onahole in the mouth

>>76849360
good morning fuwawa

I was asleep and missed the space live, poor embarrassed Mococo... She's so cute when she's flustered

>>76849390
I'm watching his abema show, shit's good.

Make sure to make Fuwawa happy tonight, paypuppies!

>>76848761
Having sex is literally healthy and our biological impulse. If you cant have sex, or don't want to, then masturbation effectively does the same thing biologically, retard.

>>76849521
Fuwawa gets enough. I'm superchatting to make Mococo happy.

>>76849527
Sex is not the same thing as masturbating and you are stupid for thinking otherwise. You are trolling.

>>76849521
I'm sending 500! BAU BAU! I'll only include emotes to not waste her time!

sex with wuffians!!

>>76849473
All I could think about was Mococo sneezing on my dick and dying of embarrassment. It was amazing.

You don't love Mococo. Admit it.

>>76849595
Yeah it isn't, but you retarded tranny /pol/niggers are incapable of describing how the two are different biologically. Cumming is healthy. Cumming too much is not. These are facts.

>>76849575
(Mococo read) You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away

>>76849651
I love her so much I want to drown her in my semen

>>76849665
Cumming by yourself is not healthy. Cummings with a woman is.

>>76849646
Cumming on Mococo's bright red face postsneeze is the only way to shock her out of her apology loop

>>76849651
I don't love anyone

>>76849728
I'm not talking about whats mentally healthy, im talking about what's biologically healthy, idiot tranny

>>76849651
You're right, I don't. I tolerate her because if I am going to spend time with Fuwawa she's always going to be there because she has nothing else going on besides her sister.

>>76849324
Here. >>76841366 Do a little archive search next time because it was in the same thread

I forgot to add megaanon. Here's the Mococo if you haven't already added to the stash.

>>76849728
Fuwawa helps get me off every SC reading

>>76849684

megaanon, futa folder
https://files.catbox.moe/cgau89.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/i0lqm3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/4z5csa.mp4
First two are old, third one is the new one, but none is in the mega yet

>>76849728
i dunno, i feel pretty good man

>>76849728
I'm not cumming by myself I'm cumming to clips of Fuwawa reading my superchats or better yet her live model

im gonn ahave a fucking heart attack

Masturbating makes your penis smaller. The zinc which helps builds muscle(your penis being one of them) in your balls is lost when you ejaculate.

What was the length between Myth announcing their 3Ds and their actual debuts? I know Council had their showcase announcements during their 2nd year anniversary.

>>76849769
In that case there is no evidence cumming will improve your physical health. I can point to multiple studies showing a detrimental effect. As I said earlier, you LOSE nutrients. Also why are you so obsessed with /pol/ and trannies?

>>76849884
we know fatass

>>76849887
>start masturbating to FuwaMoco every single day since debut
>penis is noticeable longer by about 1 inch
feels good man

>>76849809
God I wish I were the captain

>>76849883
Her tail should look like a soggy rat tail from the water.

>>76849950
>m

>>76849909
>I can point to multiple studies showing a detrimental effect.
Baused. Dont ever have sex and NEVER have children. Cumming is detrimental to your health bros. Its impossible to recover nutrients through a good diet!

>>76849950
aaaiiiieeeeee my advertisers.

Also what plapping? Two women would grind, not plap.

>>76848236
How does he do it?

>>76849884
How big was your order today?

>>76849986
>>/pol/

>>76849887
that explains my small dick

>>76849980
I'm on the fucking bus what do you want from me anon. I'm not renaming every file so you stop noticing things

>>76849950
The MocoCock...

>>76849909
We're literally designed to breed, anti-natalist idiot. Ejaculating doesnt fucking harm your health? What kind of tranny psuedo-science are you reading?

I cum inside Fuwawa while drinking Mococo's cum, recovering all my nutrients. I'm the healthiest ruffian.

>>76849950
There he is...

>tranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestranniestrannies

>>76849887
Asians masturbate a lot which is why their penises are small compared to other ethnicities who tend to masturbate less and excessive more, if you want to be a better man, stop masturbating, exercise regularly, cut refined carbs like rice and bread and sweets from your diet and your T levels will blow any woman's panties off. IT IS SCIENCE.

>>76850072
But dont have sex if you want to keep your big cock though bros.

>>76850056
We're talking about cumming during masturbating not sex. Keep up dumbass. Or are you just going to keep talking about trannies?

>>76850010
the mococock is real

>>76850119
>We're talking about cumming during masturbating not sex
Both are ejaculating. the body cant tell the difference, but the mind can.
Just say you want all men to be virgins, its okay. Wizardry is based

sex with fuwawa but without ejaculating to preserve my nutrients!

>>76848236
Someone shoot him please

>>76850184
Baused Fuwawa

I want pirate mococo to rape my ass with her pirate mococock

>>76850124
Futafaggots are the ones I hate most of all.

>>76849887
can your penis still grow after 20?

>>76850124
>all those wasted nutrients
This is why Mococo is sick and dying right now. Fuwawa is literally stealing her life-force

>>76850165
Whatever man, at least we agree on something. There's no point in having children anymore unless it's with Fuwamoco.

>>76850219
What's the difference from the regular Mococock?

>>76850199
Please, I'm tired of seeing him heatwave

>>76850255
Just masturbate more, or get a cock pump.

>>76850184
Not cumming inside Fuwawa is the worst anti behavior of all. Of you told her this she'd immediately throw you out in disgust and probably cry because she'd feel unwanted or not sexy.

ruffians you're CRAZY!

>>76850072

>>76850227
There's nothing more straight than a woman fucking another woman.

>>76848559
duolicious maybe

>>76850305
But if you cum your cock will shrink and you'll lose all your nutrients...

>>76850316
Cope

This is the best thread since halo night, is niji having debuts again? I love Xbox Live /baubau/

/baubau/ is talking about dick sizes now...

>>76848883
AAAAAA FUWAWA

>>76850394
The anti-masturbationschizo is unironically gay

casual mococo sounds like a complete dude

>>76850260
That damn temptress isn't satisfied with 850k ruffians spilling their seed to her. She still had to drain poor mogogo every day. Please have mercy on your sister fuwawa...

What was the context behind Mococo calling us weird? I think it's happened at least two times before.

>>76850428
wash your mouth, nigger

>>76850255
Unironic answer, if you're overweight losing weight can reveal more of your penis. Along with fapping less. These 2 actually make a difference. More penis revealed and more blood in it from less strained blood vessels from masturbating. I noticed a difference myself.

is the 17 min space the only one that happened last night?

>>76850339
I don't care. My life purpose is to put my cum onto her womb. I'll keep doing it as long as my lower unit still fires no matter how small it gets. If I can get inside her I can fuck her. Eventually I might have to just cum on her floofies past a certain shrinkage though.

>>76850503
this anon is trying to take you out of the fuwawa route

schedule announcement soon?

>>76849809
HOLY FUCK MY COCK

>>76850313
I love the way she says it so much
And that extra retarded face too with the beard

>>76850255
Losing weight is probably the only real and permeant way. If you're already skinny, you're basically fucked. Everything else is pretty much a meme that goes away over time. If you do weird cock pumping methods to grow your dick, you'll unironically give yourself ED and the growth will go away if you ever stop doing it.
Just lose weight and move to a country where the average cock size is below the burger average kek

>losing weight
you HATE fuwawa

SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS SNOTJOBS

>>76849809
why is mococo's mocoween so small

>>76850709
i dont get it
is fuwawa a fatfag

>>76846792
which dog would you blame for a brap, anon?

>>76850742
She ejaculates too much.

>>76850709
She has unrealistic body standards that would kill a person

>>76850758
Eh. She likes a bit of pudge, not anyone morbidly obese.

>>76849950
Fuwawa...
that's a little rough on your sister don't you think?

>>76850424
Less gay than the anons here unironically telling each other to "cum to fuwawa"

>>76850709
I just ate Wendy's and feel genuienly the worst I've ever felt in my life and am tempted to go throw up to get this poison out of my stomach. I feel like Im dying fuck this. i love fuwawa but i wantto live and not feel like im one day away from kidney stones and a heart attack.
I'm losing weight and I'm never eating fast food again never ever ever ever ever again...

i cant stop minecrafting help

>>76850802
Guess it's time to get in shape.

>>76850802
>a bit of pudge

>>76850881
I'm just going by what they said themselves.

>>76850881
mococo looks very uncomfortable with her sisters fetish lmao

>>76850709
I'm doing it for Mocochan. I want to be fit and muscular to princess carry my wife.

>>76850276
it's made of wood

>>76850913
It's because she knows Fuwawa ultimately gets to decide who will be their shared husband.

>>76850881
Reminder that this ending salvaged this shit game in Fuwawa's eyes.

>>76850918
Sorry, but if you have ANY sort of visible veins she'll be repulsed by you.

>>76850503
>>76850672
Thanks, I'll try losing weight for now. I'm 18 and afraid I've stopped developing even though I'm perfectly average, but you never know...

>>76850957
does it grow if she lies

>>76850758
She likes em comfortably chubby. People exaggerated it a lot cause it's funny.
My guess is she likes chubby guys cause she likes the idea of taking care of someone. Like being a good wife and feeding a guy until he's noticeably full/happy. this is a more common "fetish" than you'd think, btw
Unfortunately for her, she's a bad and nearly destructive cook.

>>76850978
I'll just have to wear long sleeves and gloves like a serial killer

>>76850967
>shit game
hell no, this was like Chilla's Lies of P, the best non-Chilla Chillaslike

>>76850985
>I'm 18 and afraid
YOUNG MAN
KILL YOURSELF
GET OFF THIS SITE FOR YOUR SANITY

>>76850255
My penis hasn't grown since I was like 8

>>76850978
Did she say anything like this? I thought she liked muscular arms from the vn stream....

>>76851050
anon please watch streams

>>76850978
Mogotyan, I don't know what to tell you. Cocks have veins. You're going to have to get over it.

>>76850967
>I really liked that ending ehehe
I actually really love how blatant it was kek I don't know if she was just playing into it a bit, but I don't really care cause it made me laff

>>76850316
baused

>>76851050
Watch streams

>>76851050
https://www.youtube.com/live/AIMfL46yWUA?si=ojvhPSsq-1a48rvD&t=602

>>76850758
They like chubby men

>>76851079
>>76851097
But I watch streams I don't remember anything being said about veins...

>>76851023
Fuwawa didn't really care about it until she saw the fat ojisan in the sukumizu because she wouldn't shut up about it once the stream was over it.
>>76851089
Yeah, she couldn't contain her fatlust there. Mococo's response in contrast was even funnier.

>>76850990
>she's a bad and nearly destructive cook.
How is this even possible

>>76851082
The poor girl has only ever seen blurred cocks and idealized ones online.
On our wedding night, she's gonna have to have sex with the lights OFF

>>76850868
baused twig ruffian

>>76851137
Good thing my veins don't look anything like that. I'm still in.

>>76851137
>H3LLBOY: showing too much skin
muslim janny...

>>76851150
>they
You mean only Fuwawa.

>>76851164
>How is this even possible

>>76850985
>I'm 18

>>76850985
kek get off 4chan man, come back when you are 30 or something

>>76850913
She'll have to learn how to deal with it

>>76850988
no but it'd probably give you an infection

prechat is open...coom count fag where is your supa?

dump the sea of red

>>76851164
she makes good fuwawa soup

>>76851375
>collab

>>76851174
she'd probably scream because of the dark and panic when you touch her
At least she'll love you more when you comfort her though.

>>76851444
Remember in the Notebook when Gosling is trying to have sex with his gf for the first time, and she nuerotically breaks down and can't have sex with him?
That's literally Mococo

Keep your gross veins to yourselves.

>>76851515
Mococo is mentally ill?

>>76851552
Somebody should tell her she has veins inside of her RIGHT NOW

Prechat is pretty slow considering pebbles, novelites, and jailbirds should be there too.

>>76851562
noeh...

>>76851630
they probably don't know it's even open yet

I jumped down the stairs and hit my head against the wall

>>76851630
Tbf, Fuwamoco did open it pretty early.

>>76851630
It'll pick up when it hits the normal time people expect it to be open

>>76851686
Baused retardGOD

>>76851686
Be more careful Mococo.

>>76851919
doggy kisses are for me

>>76851919
cuuute

>>76851552
take off those shorts, little minx

>>76851686
What kinda angle did you jump down the stairs from if you hit the wall? Unless you jumped so hard you managed to clear the floor

>>76851963
Haeh?!

quick please post the absolute BEST porn featuring both of them. Preferably them being fucked by the same guy

>>76849809
reminder futas dont have balls >>76846848
these are just dudes

>>76851919
that tummy makes me want to grab her and never let go

>>76852047
If futas don't have balls then where is the piss stored? Checkmate.

>>76852000
I hit the thing sticking out. The wall with the border thing. Down the stairs there's a part sticking out, like minecraft when you go down and there's a block in front of you

>yfw this announcement has nothing whatsoever to do with 3D

>>76852047
stop saying this word

>>76852145

>>76852139
Oh, ouch

>>76852047
STOP BEING GAY

>>76852145
Wives having fun with friends is the main appeal, don't really care about 3D being announced. We all know it's coming, who gives a shit whether they announce it now or in a twitter post weeks from now.

>>76850985
everything they said is bullshit
you got kek'd by the slop food you eat since birth
enjoy your chronic low t

>>76852145
I would be placed on suicide watch

Ah, that's right... the sneeze taxes. Fire 'em up.

>>76852223
Be excited that they're excited about it.

>>76852223
As long as they get it in time for the summer events, otherwise it’s fucked

https://x.com/feherdaniel2010/status/1795516286878757322
i cant believe fuwawa came live on space

>>76852285
I am excited about 3D, just won't be disappointed if it's not tonight's announcement. It's obviously coming soon, it's not like it'll be a surprise whenever they announce it. The main event is the takopa.

It would really SUCK if anybody missed this upcoming stream. It's going to be a must-watch. I would probably kms if I missed this stream.

>>76852608
thanks mane-chan

>>76852527
You're right that the takoyaki party is the main event. It's just that they love to do huge announcements and want us to be excited about those even if it's obvious.

>>76852420
stop posting your own tweets daniel

>>76852608
im just gonna go for a nap... see you when the stream starts

The appointment is a new t shirt and hoodie

>>76852768
no plastic?

I'm so nervous, someone hold my hand.

you'll make the next thread a brap one too right ruffians...?

>>76852608
It's gonna be their 3D announcement. It's exciting but not a MUST-WATCH. The actually off collab shenanigans will be must-watch though

>>76852608
it's not even unarchived

>>76852608
It's an announcement stream, it's better to miss it

So what do we think the announcement is going to be?
hard mode: no 3D

>>76852892
I was going to say I'll hold your hand if you hold my hand, but then I remembered that's how handholding works

>>76852939
But you gotta watch it live man

>>76853032
announcement of an announcement

>>76853032
My marriage to Fuwamoco.

>>76853032
PLASTIC LOVE

>>76853032
A new Thor movie

>>76853032
first ever 4D outfit reveal

>>76853032
I don't think they'd actually do a 3D announcement on a non official channel. Maybe this is just the announcement for the announcement which will be the official channel. That or plushies which were revealed at Expo but never officially announced.

>>76853032
new original and merch

>>76853127
Wtf. What story are they going to do now?

>>76853195
The Darker World

>>76853032
Mane-chan is gonna allow all sexposting in letters from here on out and may even allow it in SC's as well

>>76853177
>I don't think they'd actually do a 3D announcement on a non official channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrfFDaG78so

>>76853032
Another Advent orisong, announcement of an EN live concert(which would also double as a 3D announcement), all of advent is moving to Japan, Fuwamoco announce that Yagoo is retiring and Gura is taking his place with her first act being she's excising all homos from hololive, or maybe just merch

>>76852768
>The actually off collab shenanigans will be must-watch though
they'll be funny but thats it

>>76852047
What about the Futas in the porn ads I see

>>76853325
SHUT UP ABOUT FUTAS

>>76853222
>mfw this won't be a hand stream

futawa...

>>76853214
Well maybe a good Malekith story would be nice

>>76853325
Stop thinking about dicks ruffian

>>76853428
no

He's a simple man.

>>76853325
Can you stop being a faggot for ten minutes

>>76853514
based mococo enjoyer

ill just rest my eyes for a few minutes...

>>76853576
WAKE UP

>>76853576
>dies

fuwawa

wtf I suddenly wanted to listen an anime op and the pv was uploaded just 9 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcZlQGqw2lA
thanks universe
I'm sure the price for this wont be the announcement be just another acrylic stando merch

>>76853576

>>76853659
Yup, that's my wife alright.

btw you can directly reply to superchats now. It's being slowly rolled out, not sure if its enabled for everyone yet, or if its something you have to manually enable

>>76853664
I asked

>>76848236
is there an extension to filter his fucking comments

>>76853495