/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pippa is my trad zyzz pilled doggystyle princess

NO PANKO DON'T DO IT

I wish I had high functioning autism and could excell at one thing.
Instead I just have a tiny little bit of autism as an average dude and I'm not very good at anything.

>>76837273
My nephew is a Chris-chan level autist, and his only superpower is knowing the exact height and weight of literally every Pokémon ever made.

>>76837385
cute

What yabs are we expecting this year from offkai?

>>76837467
Me having sex with your oshi

>>76837368
chris's autism level isn't that high considering he can feed and dress himself

>>76837564
Chris raped his own mother and doesn't even realize that he did anything wrong.

Surely this thread will be better!

>>76837627
Oh, he realizes alright. He's just a vulnerable narcissist and gaslit himself into believing it wasn't a big deal at the time

>>76837564
>considering he can feed and dress himself
That's like the most basic things you could do. If you couldn't do these, might as well you couldn't call yourself a human being.

>>76837627
Based ngl

>>76837627
you'd be surprised what autists are incapable of, it's a total failure of understanding what other people expect

[BB news] they should shower

>>76837467
Headline: Mari Takes Ten.

>>76837671
right, you don't hear from those people on the internet, but that's why he's called "high functioning"

>>76837564
Most autists can feed and cloth themselves, they're not retarded. The diffrence between low and high function is one can get a job and the other can't be let out in public without having a meltdown or assaulting someone.

Top five most chudpilled phase girls
Panko
Lumi
Jelly
Lia
Wemi

>>76837729
>but that's why he's called "high functioning"
Nah, that would be "low functioning" instead.

I love Shiina!

Phasers are the best livers.

>>76837738
A great example, Chris has been banned from multiple locations for harassing people because he's literally not capable of understanding he is wrong and just blames everyone else.

catbox

>>76837627
Autists are not physcopaths. They're in fact very empathetic. Chris is just a degenerate over stimulated narcissist.

>>76837818
what does this even mean

If there's one thing we can all agree on it's that anon is autistic.

Lia should fuck chrischan in the anus

GUN GUN GUN KEVIN GET DOWN

>>76837897
This little guy looks like it only says the word "Nigger" and "Goldfish"

>>76837941
me in the womb

>>76837941
And some are even cucks like you

>>76837990
>having Clara as your mother
I am sorry.

*straw slurping*

>>76837901
>autism
>empathy

Harambe died today 8 years ago

>>76838032
Do you just throw words around randomly now

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>76837990
I'm gonna rape your mom

>>76837231
>>76837272
don't be a stranger

>>76838037
i'm also the father

>>76837990
hafu anon...

>>76838078
That's what caused the start of the Dimensional Merge.

>>76838042

>>76837990
Does this make anon Japanese?

>>76838090
Rape is bad, don't do that.

>>76838173
anon is a happa

>>76838180
>Rape is bad

>>76838049
Autists have empathy, they just aren't great at expressing it and kind of tone-deaf in their pursuit of the truth

>>76838180
*Kisses your forehead, then rapes you (consensually)*

>>76838219
I raped my ex gf when she broke up with me in college and I regret it heavily

Is Phase Connect™ coffee good for you?

>>76838268
That's creepy af

>>76838049
Autists are empathetic they just don't know how to express it. Think of the gentle giant idiot who accidentally hurts someone trope.

>>76837174
Pank-plug merch when?

>>76838302

>>76838302
Like, as revenge or something?

Is Rape™ good for you?

>>76838313
Of course not.

>>76838302

>>76838302
Just send her a card that says "Sorry" or something.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I want to shrink Lia down into a sludge, freeze it in the shape of a dildow and shove it up wemis ass

>>76838302
I can see why you would regret that. That is rather regrettable.

It's impossible for women to be raped because the vagina is meant for penetration.

>>76838397
>dildow

>>76838302
Happens to the best of us. Better keep quiet about it.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFaRhTWnZNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiK8W5kXFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VkIEavVF8

https://wheelofnames.com/y4e-nrb
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>76837467
Me and eimi are expecting

>>76838302
You probably should regret it.

>>76838382

>>76838302
Based
Double based_______

>>76838302
piss

COO KING GU!!!

>>76838268
You don’t seem to understand the word “consensually”
You should be castrated and muzzled

Moon Jelly? More like Troon Jelly.

>>76838425
I'm not a degen, ofc idk how to spell that

Panko should play Super Mario Sunshine.
That game has some great feet noises.

>>76837932
it's over

>>76838537
memory cute but I will do the cooking in our home

>>76836926
If Panko's birthday merch doesn't include keyboard caps I'll personally go to Canada and fuck sakana while Dizzy watches.

>>76838302
did she like it?

Chat, if me and my wife (airi) have children, what are the chance they'll have autism?

>>76838561
panko manko posting will save us

>>76838577
about 90%

coomi
https://files.catbox.moe/7zzkpm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gmlwo8.png

>>76837671
There are autists that Jelly wouldn't call human beings, yes.

>>76838561
idol used to hire better agents

>>76838577
>what are the chance
chances*

>>76838551
have any of the girls played super mario sunshine? It's an old favorite for me

>>76838626
I will use the top one for today

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

Nigger

>>76838382
Nugger

>>76838713
WHERE???

>>76838302
>my ex gf was going around telling people I raped her (I didn't)
>stopped after few weeks when she realized nobody believes her
>raped her afterwards because nobody believes her

>>76838646
They're in the middle of a war cut them some slack.

>>76838653
Yuu has probably played it, she knows how Yoshi sounds when he's spraying juice.
https://youtu.be/KXxo_CIz0RY

Imagine panko asmr...

>>76838713
absolutely blessed

>>76838774
seems pretty based to me

>>76838851
I don't have to imagine, I have the membership

>>76838049
The idea that people who are autistic have no empathy mostly comes from Hans Asperger's writings (his term for people with Aspergers was "autistic psychopathy"). They do, but they have problems expressing it because of social impairment

>>76838854
Retarded

>>76838713
Please dont say the n word.

>>76838840
Man, Yuu's voice is 100% SEXO

>>76838713
100000000000/10
Well said!

>>76838783
In more ways than one I imagine, between Hamas and Rye

>>76838382
I hope this happens to her.

>>76838302
Everyone knows it's not rape if the woman cum

>>76838906
A lot of autists don't have any empathy

>>76838907

If you wouldn’t indulge in Clara’s age play kink then you don’t deserve her.

>>76838924
that would make a good book title

>>76838908
Nasa__

>>76838382
kinda hot

>>76838096
>see text
>look it up
>red pandas are indeed related to weasels
Neat

>>76838974
Hold old do I have to be? I'm nearly 40

Panko is a retard so most of this game will fly over head so I just wont watch, the backseating horde doesn't bode well either

>>76838924
Rye is way worse than Hamas. They are sand eaters but she is a dumb whore.

>>76839020
>I'm nearly 40
Too young

>>76838974
I only indulge wemis ageplay kink sorry

>>76838957
You don’t get it, anon. They have too much empathy. They are the most empathetic. If anything, you lack empathy for not realizing this.

>>76839020
Dam you're like my dad age

>>76839045
What a faggy passive aggressive post.

>>76839045
>They have too much empathy. They are the most empathetic
Nope
Some autists have regular empathy and problems expressing it, but many have limited or no empathy
They aren't more empathetic than normal people

>>76839025
every panko stream is a massive backseat fest even though she asks them to stop

>>76839066

>>76838382

>>76839045
Not that anon, but I have way too much empathy and I don't like it.

>>76838302

>>76839115
You would know that’s not true if you had empathy. Oh, how sad…

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

>>76838302

>>76838713

>>76838302
How hard did you rape her?

>>76839004

>>76838713
Ai!

Panko is a lady of the night

>>76839241
>>76839334
Retarded.

>>76838302
Well...did you go to jail or...?

I fucking hate the game panko is playing

Why do you guys bait /jidf/? Is it really that fun?

https://files.catbox.moe/0q6ysm.webm

>>76839424
Why? Are you also tired of the voice inside your head?

>>76839229
Another faggy passive aggressive post.

>>76839412
I don car

>>76839459
For antisemitisms sake. These people had pea brains.

>>76839511
JANNY DON'T LOOK

>>76839459
It's easy pickings due to the happening, not exclusive to /pcg/
>>76839465
I only roll the finest flesh cigars

>>76839511
Stop doxxing me

>>76839511
what is this supposed to be

>>76839459
>going to the jew thread
Shiggydiggy

>>76839587
Me after watching clara

>>76839587
La chupacabra or a witch or something

>>76839511
JANNY GET DOWN

>>76839459
I would never walk with money lenders and beggars

Smells like antisemitism in here.

>>76839704
fake news

>>76839754
what makes you think so shlomo?

Y'all gay

>>76839754
>Smells like antisemitism in here.

>>76839804
Never trust femanon news

this thread is odd

>>76839754
Yeah, me

How do I know if I am ugly?

>>76839893
wtf

>>76839907

>>76839907

>>76839937
If you were a girl would you want to fuck you?

>>76839937
If you have to ask
Hot people know they are attractive

>>76839937
post cock and let us decide

>>76839754

>>76839907
So Mussolini is fine?

>>76839967
If anyone here was a girl they'd be a butch dyke

>>76839983
Definitely not true. Not all of em. Some are delusional

>>76840016
Yes.

>>76839991

>>76840016
https://litter.catbox.moe/w9zyas.webm

The bugman afterlife

Videogames

Why is panko so racism?

>>76838741
kek

>>76840215

>>76840275
I like these video james images

>>76840026
Well we’re certainly not interested in mascuanons
But bisexuals could be here too.

>>76839754
all me

>>76839907

>fire up gaming rig for 1st time in 4 years
>windows loads no prob
>ethernet still works
>open brave
>go to type speedtest.net
>it auto fills in spankbang.com

heading off to sleepland
gn gn

>>76840432
(((They))) are trying to stop a white boy from the vidya grind

>>76840511
sleep well, lil jerry

>>76840511

>>76840511
Ni Ni lil Starknight. Sweet Dreams

>>76840432
The jews are onto you. You can't slur online if your too busy cooming.

>>76840566
>catbox dead
>no muyu to nini

Instead of talents owing you sex, how about you owing them sex?

Stop guys, they are noticing.

>>76840511
Nini Stark Night!

>>76838302
you might be a bad person

will my oshi notice me if i give them a hundred thousand dollar super chat

>>76840635
Works for me

>>76840692
Might as well just offer her 100k for a night.

>>76840692
>will my oshi notice me if I sustain her livelihood

my soundfiles dont work

>>76840539
Yoink

hina booba distracting

>>76840718
It works now for me as well but it didn't work earlier.

>>76840762
Use violent monkey or get 4chan external sounds if the sound player is being wonky. Or do a clean reinstall of the scripts.

>>76840834
AT LEAST LET HIM FINISH HIS MEAL YOU MONSTER

>>76840881
It seemed like it only dropped for a minute

>>76839754
What ever gave you that impression?

Dear Chinese anon from yday,
thank you for recommanding me to check out Aliexpress. I'm still not sure if it was worth to willingly give away my address to the CCP but you had been correct about prices being 50% lower than on amazon (dropshippers). The shirt is now on its way, and it only took them less than 24h to send out. Cheers.
Yours truly,
anon

>>76841011
>4XL

Isn’t Bumble a dating app?
Why would Eimi have a profile on one of a dating app?

>>76839754
thank you for noticing. I worked hard on it

>>76841082
It's a GAY dating app she's a stinking fujoshi

>>76841082
women use bumble to find friends, men use it to fuck

>>76841082
It says BFF which is Bumble For Friends (yes a dating app has a specific Friends Only thing)

>>76841083
I fell like a minimoo has no room to talk

>>76841083
It's chinese people size tho

>>76841011
Lose weight, fatty. You're making the rest of us look bad.

>>76841011
>zł
[cool] [czesc]

>>76841011
>>76841083
Yeah, true. Normally I'd have gotten 3XL size but I want it to be extra baggy to wear at home.

>>76841082
>>76841227(me)
Looking at the replies under the tweets it’s clear that no one knows what BFF is so Eimi just murdered any potential goslings or unicorns she had because now they think she was going on dates all the time.
Really smart move Eimi, I’m sure this will help your already awful numbers.

>>76840886
tysm it works

>>76841336
>Normally I'd have gotten 3XL
Lose weight, retard.

>>76841359

>>76841082
The Eimi is really fat rat is growing stronger with this. Kek

>>76841082
She just wanted to make friends anon

>>76841419
99% of the replies under her tweet and the vast majority of the people seeing that tweet will think she was using Bumble for dating reasons.

>>76841331
^_^ //

>>76841082
Surely anon has a driving license too, right?

Nanners new header

>>76841419
what a whore

expecting your oshi to never have sex is unrealistic

>>76841344
does he know?

>>76841537
No its not

>>76841082
>male vtweeters in her replies claiming that they remember seeing this profile

>>76841524
ok nanners, what does it mean?

>>76841537
I think expecting your oshi to not post about her dating app profiles is a realistic expectation to have

>>76841082
>she isn't forklift certified
I don't think our friendship will work out

>>76841581
Kill male vtubers. Behead male vtubers. Roundhouse kick a male vtuber into the concrete. Slam dunk a male vtuber baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy male vtubers. Defecate in a male vtuber's food. Launch male vtubers into the sun. Stir fry male vtubers in a wok. Toss male vtubers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a male vtuber's spreadsheet. Judo throw male vtubers into a wood chipper. Twist male vtubers heads off. Report male vtubers to the IRS. Karate chop male vtubers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black male vtubers. Trap male vtubers in quicksand. Crush male vtubers in the trash compactor. Liquefy male vtubers in a vat of acid. Eat male vtubers. Dissect male vtubers. Exterminate male vtubers in the gas chamber. Stomp male vtuber skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate male vtubers in the oven. Lobotomize male vtubers. Mandatory abortions for male vtubers. Grind male vtubers into the garbage disposal. Drown male vtubers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize male vtubers with a ray gun. Kick old male vtubers down the stairs. Feed male vtubers to alligators. Slice male vtubers with a katana.

>>76841537
I expect her to have sex with me.

>>76841537
HAVE NEVER, maybe, but be active? Sure, unless they're honest about it

>>76841524
Yes she told me already

>>76841082
Eimi is unironically going to be a 2 view soon.

>>76841692
It's not a dating app profile

>>76841537
just because you gave it up to some nobody doesn't mean my oshi did

>>76841537
look, if I and her entire audience can do it so can she

>>76841770
It might as well be

>Panko will let us know her achievment in 5 years
>Panko will definitely stream for at least 5 more years

>>76841770
>Bumble is a dating app
>she has a Bumble profile
yes anon, I’m sure the majority of people who see that tweet will believe that she is using it to make friends and not for dating purposes

>>76841082
>>76841344
>>76841765
Cultivating a fanbase of cucks has worked for Lia, Shiina, Clara, and Runie. I don't think Eimi has anything to worry about.

>>76841942
I will force feed her veggies until she is fixed

>>76841961
>not mentioning the biggest one, Lumi

>>76842019
lumi is pure

Why thread so dead? What the FUCK are you doing right now?

>>76841961
gumicuck this is just pathetic

>>76842041
wageslaving

>>76842031
lmao yeah she creamed her panties over muscular men as a valentine's special in a very pure way

>>76841951
I'm believing what I'm seeing, and I see that she's not using it for dating. You're just making that up because you want to believe it.

>>76842019
Thats just in your mind.

>>76842062
but enough about tenma

>>76842082
don’t make me post the soundpost gumicuck

>>76840539
Hungry bitch

>>76842004
Why are you trying to kill her?

>>76840432
>spankbang
My negro

>>76842082
Tenma is an asexual entity. Lumi is the one making literal sex noises throughput the entire stream.

>>76842106
>>76842082
Women liking men is perfectly normal. Thats not the same as getting cucked.

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

Panko is a dumdum

>>76842119
she WILL eat a healthy balanced diet and that includes fruits and vegetables

As much as people shit on ESLs, Pancho demonstrates how it makes for the best chuubas, because they aren't as hamstrung by psyop decorum

>>76841082
Does this mean I can get a femanon on this "BFF" thingy?

>>76842106
oh no! anyways.

>>76841961
So true sister

Wemi's score is incredibly impressive.
You got to be very sharp and well adapted to have this much autism circulating in your system without imploding into a mess too dysfunctional to live a life.
You'd expect her to be sitting in a corner under watch of a caretaker.

>>76842142
gumicucks loved hearing Lumi moan while she was looking at other men during that whole stream

>>76842142
>Tenma is an asexual entity
Anon, raging women are walking sex maniacs

*sniffs Eimi's belly fold*

>>76841125
>It's a GAY dating app
Huh? You must be thinking of Grindr. Bumble was always the "cache" version of Tinder.

>>76842213
Ah here is one of the cucks I mentioned. Maybe you would like Eimi too. Give her stream a shot.

>>76842175
Unironicaly half the reason why she is so sickly is her diet and her filthy living space with the muh never washed up pillow.

>>76841082
we are one

>>76842227
I am her caretaker

I expect my oshi to never have had sex or to deal with men in any professional capacity. If my expectations are not met, I will cease financial support and watch someone else. The beauty of vtubing is that there are dozens of options out there.

>>76842259
I frew up

Lia confirms his littler sister will be on stream tonight

>>76842142
Tenma is a sexual entity alright.

>>76842259
now put your penis in there

>>76842295
Based fisherman who understands his value

>>76842270
I thought bumble was the one advertised as the girls make the first move even tho that never happens to me amyways

YA COOLDOWN SPAMMIN

>>76841336
>being XS
Kill me

imagine if lia and her little sister kiss with tongue heh wouldn't that be weird?

>>76842295
I don't think this is the correct agency for you anon.

>>76842367
put on the pippa socks for me anon

>>76841419
cute

>>76842366
RITUALPOSTIN'

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1795550146941645006

>>76842366
MICHI EYES POSTIN

>>76842420
would

>>76842400
>secretive about relationships
How come?

>the last time Lia had any communication with management was May 14th
D R U G P R O B L E M

>Point out that some fanbases are cucked
>Anti Lumi schizo spergs out
Mysterious

>>76842420
Is this pink thing a part of our general now?

>>76842366
BNUY YOINKIN'

>>76842404
Nah socks sucks. Barefoot or bust.

find me another job in the world where you just don't show up for 10 days and don't respond to messages from work because "sorry bro I was playing vidya"

>>76842517
>conveniently ignores Lumi which is the only actual confirmed chuck fanbase
mysterious indeed

>>76842531
I only post once or twice a day.

>>76842531
GET THAT MAYO MONKEY OUTTA HERE

Cece is the Enabler of Endwalker.
Muumi would never. Lia needs Muumi.

>>76842612
>confirmed chuck fanbase
who the fuck is chuck

>>76842550
thoughts on tights?

>>76842682
The guy Lumi is cucking you with

>>76842623
Anon, if you keep doing that, someone will yoink it. And then you'll have to discuss your pink thing in /pcg/.

>>76842502
She's been playing ff14 for some reason, not doing drugs

I would swipe yes on Eimi but use it as a way to date her and not actually befriend her.

>>76842614
That's basically the freelancer life, but the days you don't work the days you don't get paid.

>>76842745
I thought that's how everyone did it

FF will ruin Lia's life

>>76842745
What do you think the “Friends Only” part of that app is actually used for?
It’s all hookups.

Why are the schizos latching on to this when Eimi has said she's gay on stream a couple times before

>>76842151
Dude, whats wrong with you? Always late.

>>76842745
>I would swipe yes on Eimi
Even knowing she is fat?

i'm not buying it. Lia has a substance problem that Phase is covering.

>>76842786
I will cure her.

>>76842745
You'd get banned anon. Bumble bff is for finding friends. That's like using Bumble bizz to find friends. It's crazy.

>>76842786
does he know?

>>76842486
She's literally a baby

>>76842786
>Tartaglia please fuck me

>>76842822
That's even better

>>76842868
>>76842905

>>76842822
Yes, personality is more important.

>>76842829
You cant cover sth that everyone knows.

>that red carpet bit from Panko
She unironically imagined this scenario so many times

>>76842867
out of 10

>>76842829
That would be the darkest timeline, but to be fair isn't she like on 3 different types of meds?

>passed out in the shower
>hasn't returned work messages in 2 weeks with the biggest week on the company calendar year coming up
>doesn't know her days
will it take her scavenging copper for people to admit there is a problem? Lia is DYING.

>>76842987
Fake it until you make it

>>76842502
FF14 is a hell of a drug

>>76843011
It would be kino tbqh. Imagine she has a meltdown and confesses everything on stream.

Has anyone tried BFF? Quick google search says that it's basically a leather club for males.

Lia is a druggie hehe.

>After Offkai we will have mucho stre.....FUN!!!!
nice catch Lia

I won't rest until I get Jelly Factorio solo again

I think Lia sounds fine.

I want to do lean with Lia

>>76841765
Where did it all go wrong with her?

What happened to the whole fashion school thing?

I want to sniff coke on Lia's belly.

>people keep replying to Eimi’s tweet thinking that she was using it as a dating app

if Lia doesn't get her flat ass on the list for a robot tour I will anti. her robot tour last was goat.

>>76842271
Do you even watch any of the girls here?

>>76843217
>Generation drops
>Kinda like Eimi
>Lots of streams for members only
>Stop watching her because I wasnt ready to spend money yet
I wonder if there are more like me

>>76843258
>people who use twitter don't watch streams
It's almost like I'm /pcg/

>just scream singing over the narration
Kino

>>76843267
Yes, why? And why are you straight up denying reality?

I searched Shiina hentai image in Dandooru and found only four images
World needs more her hentai image

>>76843299
I mean it says BFF right in the screenshot so not only do they not watch streams, they can’t even fucking read

>lia likers were ready to close their general and abandon her after 2 weeks missing
>1 stream later they are back to worshiping
i don't get the devotion are they the chumbuds of phase?

>>76843299
I follow a lot of chuubas on Twitter that I dont always watch. I don't have that kinda time.

>download bumble
>swipe right to all fat latinas
>there's a chance you get an Eimi friend
>????
profit

>>76843289
>lots of streams
didn't know 10 was a lot.

>>76843366
Who the fuck actually cares about Lia? You faggots come in here and make posts like this pretending you’re not Likers trying to artificially drum up posts about her. Stay in your fucking hugbox. This thread somehow gets worse when you niggers post here.

>>76843350
You don’t watch anyone here. You’re an anti.

>>76843366
Women got men acting unwise? There's a first for anything

>>76843381
>latinas
Eimi is actually MENA

Lumi should bring back Fixmi to one of her tuesday streams