/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife

i want to get up off my ass and actually do something. how annoying

I love Rosemi with all of my heart! 1st!!!

>>76830615
*double rapes you*

>>76830608
I feel you...

I love Twisty with all of my heart!

Denauth

Now that it's tomorrow, rough prediction of which liver will be corresponded to which NBA team in the upcoming collab?

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>76830646
cheating whore bud go jerk off

I love Twisty with all of my heart!

Here's your threadly reminder not to reply to the seething pajeet street shitter who is now LARPing as an outdoorsman.

>Ryoma's everyday outfit starts with Pleated Pants and Loafers
he dresses like an ojisan

i like the maid

I seriously want to molest baby sonny I feel my self control gradually crumbling every single day

>>76830805
i like her too but i can't stop seeing a dolphin and then i get reminded that dolphins are serial rapers and it makes me like her even more

>>76830644
it's such a pain that the world keeps turning without me
maybe i'll plug in my drawing tablet and doodle something

i was gonna ask to play games last night but then i was so tired i fell asleep at 9pm

>see nice scarle art
>click on her art tag
>there’s a new account spamming recycled drama
Some people should really just kill themselves

>>76830835
>dolphins are serial rapers
i hadn't considered that... wow...

ill always love my big sisters

cocksleeve material

>>76830807
may i ask why it's getting worse

>>76830867
>9pm
kadet...

>>76830885
i've been googling dolphin facts wth...

his thinking face is adorable

>>76830927
Because he's been acting like a big baby every single stream I can tolerate so much... it's stimulating my brain receptors to the brim

>>76831004
oh my

>>76830929
it's ok, i looked at the prev threads and no one played gartic or went into vr anyway....

i'm glad snow white is alive

>>76830257
So when me and my ex first became bf and gf, we were at a cafe. Her friends left the booth and we were sitting across from each other. I was talking to her but mostly focused on the menu, then she unbuttoned her jacket and exposed her boobies. I stopped focusing on the menu and got confessed to right after... It's true...

>>76831046
i'm not googling any more bye...

>>76830869
I don’t see anything

>>76831078
the pomudachi of the sea

CUTE KOUHAI INTERACTING WITH HER CUTE SENPAI

>>76831078
They rape humans too if they feel like they can get away with it.

>>76831078
so they're just as bad as human males

>>76831182
Oh I only saw the first paragraph mb

welcome vezkits!
>>76831073
w-woah

Todays ongoing and upcoming streams:
https://youtu.be/ZMA17I1jyLs Fulgur WOLF AMONGUS
https://youtu.be/ck89iHvq8Gk Reimu Cult Of The Lamb
https://youtu.be/zmRiJKUycvo Hex Zatsu
https://youtu.be/rJrwTpK_Qkw Ryoma MTG Arena
https://youtu.be/G_SCTJ1RIhM Feesh Stellar Blade
https://youtu.be/hdsm1IuPnDM Zomboid (aiaPOV)
https://youtu.be/fZDs56vFIHY Zomboid (SonnyPOV)
https://youtu.be/5j-O-42XhL8 Zomboid (WillyPOV)
https://youtu.be/F11Is5uBLtU Zomboid (PetraPOV)
https://youtu.be/NwbGEmnu40U Zomboid (UkiPOV)
https://youtu.be/3ptTN0HIAwY Ryoma Need For Speed
https://youtu.be/pBf-xTB-s2Q Scarle Yakuza
https://youtu.be/j-XertuUuFo Aster Apex
https://youtu.be/_V3uCVjduEg Twisty From The Darkness

Shorts from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lb_gw5SiA Twisty Wink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZPme4Mv3s Ryoma debut Countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrR6G5VA_w Twisty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqjfPQ0LKk Klara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsptyYPyS5Y Ryoma debut countdown (up?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTAeHJWdZXI Klara Official Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q105GTBo9Oo Twisty What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ixq2Y9UFc Maririn dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1q-ZYYkJ-Y Ryoma debut countdown (up?) day 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v3Xqd1kj0s Twisty Official Promo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEgC7DzK5g&sttick=0 Twisty Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8O6ZsHH8qY Klara Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsOtSO0Lfg Ryoma Official Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0R_XvquuXs Twisty uhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQgtyEShupM Ryoma Debut Countup 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QeHu6l8gLs Twisty Vibing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-FCz8PHQnU Ryoma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7jpowQr4Zw Klara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06XLOAzrWSQ Twisty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilzTvhJGpJ8 Ryoma Ice Cold Shower day 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQgjJR0-K0 Scarle New Outfit Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FH4hwI0xYI RyoMath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX29epcrGF4 Klara Art Challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1wmGYaoV4 Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRo_jy9Mdrk Klara Aishite Cover Promo Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3IGfRZXHQE Ryoma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnGrVVwAKJU Klara art challenge 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsMqZdrBPFA Maririn Puppet Cafe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg1T2e4TEk Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 3

Short clips from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uAPM4iASz8 Hex Official Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkm9UNL3bY Alban Clip
https://youtu.be/N6QxjXXc4Vg?si=vd8NSxY3YQD2dR1g Weekly Highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4hwLm_PLg Mariring Clip
https://youtu.be/Af3c1Ow6eOc?si=8KtYV-S_iUboG4Re Scarle Ramen Lasagna Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq-KstPXzD0 Noctyx Helldivers

Longer videos from this week:
https://youtu.be/PIwBSi8o6Uw?si=insadyG5PsDpGcEm Denauth Debut Trailer
https://youtu.be/8gd-FWBz5Mo?si=4nCZKEgpmUHdWkkc Ryoma Lore Video
https://youtu.be/4s1g8MSbeHI?si=ZLiCxP6Jhh13_hZS Ryoma MTG Arena Walkthrough

Songs from this week:
https://youtu.be/aKM-oIZSY1s?si=_m3mebPfe9WM9Us9 Sugary Spooky (mv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-5pWCedvSI Reimu Love Percentile on the Rise! Cover
https://youtu.be/i2oSDI9_R9Q Klara Aishite Aishite Aishite Cover
https://youtu.be/doN3F3WsPGU?si=FkNOSLc6wbQ3ATV- Twisty Touch Of Hope Cover
https://youtu.be/I-YCAj1w-rc Aia Perception Check Cover

Nijisanji Song of The Day! https://youtu.be/LQEniOnDjxE

>>76831222
the ranking is bears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dolphins = humans

>>76831289
>all those zomboid waiting rooms
WE ARE SOOO BACK wiwa please join them too.....

>>76831254
She was wearing a tank top underneath, she planned it put so well...

I really wish I could shake the feeling of melancholy I have whenever I think on the way things have turned out for the branch.

how come the only love live song covered is snow halation? i want some guilty kiss or saint snow

>>76831289
>zomboid collab
>no alban
?

>>76831508
he needed to be sacrificed for the branch to touch the game again... willy is the zomboid leader now

nijien for this feel https://x.com/Lambert2191/status/1795027627062792602

>>76831015
i noticed he loves fake crying a lot and pretending to be an infant a lot more lately, i wonder why he's regressing and needs a mommy

>>76831444
didnt wosemi cover liella?

>>76831508
Alban HATES them
>>76831320
Twisty strikes me as an anon who made it in idk why

>>76831504 (me)
Woops. I love da Wose!

>>76831580
sorry i only know up to sunshine so all the others don't exist to me

>>76831619
she feels like a casual anon

>>76831619
she is a child and most 4channers act like children

luca rabu!!
(gmorning part 2)

>>76830661
I'm waiting to unspoil this to one day be met with porn or something

https://twitter.com/TopGyaru/status/1795421456219971614
nijien for this feel?

>>76831573
he got caught camping outside of hada's house again in violation of the restraining order

>>76831415
tank tops are sexy

>>76831046
LESBIAN BRISKADET RUN AWAY KLARA IS TRYING TO SEDUCE AND RAPE YOU

>maybe god wants you to play valorant?
>"no thats the fucking devil."
BASED

Denauth

>>76831894

>>76831818

>>76831816
do you wear tank tops?

how does fuuchan know it's better to hide injection marks between the toes..

>>76831563
myanon...

>>76831894

>>76832047
because it was a tumblr meme

>>76832025
rarely, it's inconvenient
>>76832290
tumblr girl fuuchan...

First for Rosemi

>>76832290
I didn't know it was a Tumblr meme and thought Fuuchan was smart because it's one of the few places on the body nobody looks at generally that wouldn't involve getting someone to inject you on the inside of your butt or something

>>76832362
inconvenient how?

>>76832387
bud...

https://www.youtube.com/@RyomaBarrenwort
>ryoma is gonna have 300+ shorts of himself in the shower

>>76832459
don't forget he has 7+ MTG tutorial videos at the ready

i just found out a link where there's leaks of all the FC2 streams of vtubers who do earlicking... i'm in heaven...

>>76832419
it's a tumblr meme because no one's injecting expensive drugs in their fucking toes it's an idea that could only come from sheltered women

>>76832531
Happy for you bud!

>>76832419
he lived in a rough area so i thought it was because he knew a few druggies
>>76832426
need to shave armpits and wear a strapless bra or pasties

gn chu chuuuu

>>76832564
lazy

Elira's 500 ccv is absolutely critical to Nijisanji's future

https://x.com/scytheclips_/status/1795106646839930937
What ARG bullshit is Doppio playing here?

>>76832531
post it please

>>76832652
Option A) Fire Elira and end reputational disaster
Optino B) That 500 ccv tho.....

>>76832560
>>76832678
https://stash.sussy.moe/
it's kinda laggy but when it works it works hehe gn

>>76832564
I agree with the tank top thing, I also don't like how my shoulders look or how my bra would peek out in the sides, long sleeves supremacy

>>76832729
Nice, have a goodnight bud! *licks your ear*

>>76832555
I think that makes sense too. I was thinking along the lines of trying to avoid family notice, but usually people on injectables are too far gone to conceal anyway

>>76832564
Yeah, it's just druggies I know, you could see it on their arms. You'd only need to do it if you're concerned about people close to you finding out which is not a good place to be in

wife is about to show boobies on stream
>>76832745
i have a big mole on my arm i should really get removed and try not to expose it to sunlight too often...

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Shubert LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Stream Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E

https://x.com/marian_count/status/1795268969806664137
cute

>>76832729
Not exactly relevant to the ear-licking (though I'm happy for you, bud), but man, I wish I had a site like this for myself and my stuff, it would be really useful.

he was about to censor topless women using baby ovidia...
>>76832823
i'm gonna choose to believe he got it from tumblr

vanta can't play this game, he'd never get past this section

>>76830796
Rich people clothes

>>76831078
They also rape other sea animals. They close in on them in groups and basically rape the other animal one at a time while the other dolphins block their escape. This can go on for a long time, essentially making the other animal their sex slave.

I love nipples thanks fuu fuu

>>76830583
>that crying face
AAAAA I'M GOING TO RAPE THIS FROG
>that yandere face
>AAAAA I'M GOING TO LET THIS FROG RAPE ME

fuuchan wants to be sandwiched between bara hans and gretel..

wife has a yaoi paddle

>>76832587
>>76832729
gn bud *chu*

ariel became a whore..

Went out of town right after the new wave's debut. Opened Twitter this morning to try to catch up on everything I've missed since then and found out my oshi turned out to be another grifter... Alright then, I think it's time to deactivate and disengage from this hobby. I'll probably just gonna keep tabs from a distance and tune in on a stream every now and then if I have the time, I'll just not bother going deeper than that. Excited for Zomboid but can't watch it live... I'll catch up on the VODs on the weekend when I get back home.

>>76833628
thats cool, my oshi is a drifter!

>>76833628
Detoxing your brain from social media and other parts of the internet is always a good thing. Take care, anon.

>>76833628
kwab

>>76833628
paladin... pomudachi...

the little mermaid lore in this is sad... and fuuchan couldn't even pay her..

>>76832782
>>76833458
chu!!!

>>76833720
in mario kart?

>>76833628
If you turned on them for one thing were they really your oshi in the first place?

gn loser

>>76834020
in videogames yes!
because his car isnt built for drifting!!!!!!
its a stanced show car!

>>76834038
nta I've oshihen after a string of events, there's always that one final straw

I don't know if I'm proud or disappointed in me, the first thing I saw after waking up is Fuuchans stream title and giggle thinking about Feesh face

>>76834116
Seconding this. Sometimes you put up with a lot and eventually it gets tiring to put up with and they don't bring you happiness anymore.

>>76834140
he sang the amogus song when the text said among us, he'd be proud of you

>>76834242
Kek, I need to hear it

Time for can't read, can't math MTG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrwTpK_Qkw

of course transformed beast turns him on. and i can't believe this advanced the case
>>76834386
it was pretty early on, i'll see if i can find a timestamp

>>76834443
wtf ryoma really is white...
why was he given a japanese model

GET OUTTA MAH CAR

this snow white obsession is weirding me out...... my dad's favorite disney princess is snow white.........

I haven't watched his tutorial yet can I still watch this stream

No 3D debut this week, but we have a 3D live instead. So, either it's a 3D debut or a 3D live from some member every week.
https://x.com/1000000lome/status/1795291655593152623?t=rsuqgZq4GzHM8QTE0w9Rdg&s=19

He was pretty quick to drop the whole long chatting before the game thing.

>>76834742
think he said he wouldn't be explaining what he's doing/what things mean too much
if you can cope with that then yeah

>>76834691
CUZ BAEBY YOU CAN'T RIDE WITH MEEEH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klOXMhsVA4I&t=10940s

>>76834850
cool I will give it a watch

He's getting distracted kek

>>76834798
Would Idios fans be mad if they put a Luxiem relay in between their reveals, or actually Hibachi Mana fans since he’s supposed to be up next in terms of hitting 100k

THE CHAPTER ENDS ON THAT?

i finally got to fuck my best friend hell yeah
next is the roommate's bf

>>76834994
If anything, it's supposed to be Nari next.

cute fuuchan debating whether to continue. he's gonna do one more chapter! his muffled screaming.. so cute... i love you wife

Kek wife is snowballing, I'm glad he's enjoying this so much!

>>76834460
It looks like he's leaking down there....

Ryoma is a goat...

>>76835126
They have so many 3ds to do… Idios, the rest of the heroes who have hit 100k, two of 3skm, the KRs and IDs that have hit 100k, EN… I really wonder what order they’ll do it in

Cutee
https://x.com/molekingy/status/1795464932462321927/photo/1

>7 MTG tutorial videos
>all 30-40 minutes
geez is there that much info in MTG?

I had a dream Ike announced he was doing a duo outfit reveal with the phase connect rabbit, that was fucking weird

>>76835252 (me)
Actually are there any IDs with 100k subs that haven’t graduated…

ryoma can't handle simple stream preps... he's so dum

I don't mind the zatsu but it's funny he's yapping again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO BE MASTER OR ROYALTEA IM AN OKOCCHAMAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NO NOOOOOO WHY KLARA WHYY I DONT WANNA BE OKOCCHAMA.....

>>76834881
>on the road, driving to and from somewhere
>suddenly see a big pickup truck coming up behind and pass you
>truck goes through two lanes of traffic and cuts through a four-way intersection without stopping or slowing down
>all the while you hear the sound of a young retarded girl singing to old school rock coming from the driver side window
>yfw

Aww that was a cute message

>>76835296
You can go into a lot of depth with these kinds of card games.

>>76835389
Heh okoochie

>>76835389
What does it mean?

>>76830677
vox in the nuggets
kuzuha in the leakers
thats all i want

>>76835436
NOOOOOOOO NOOOO THATS EVEN WORSEEEE
>>76835460
OKOCCHAMA MEANS LIKE LITTLE ANGY KID ITS SO OVER I DONT WANNA BE A LITTLE KID

Ryojisan my brother

>>76835507
But you're acting like an angry little kid right now T o T even more fitting that you're a rosebud TT O TT !!!!!

Ryoma is gonna burn himself out with all the editing he does isn’t he, editing is fucking hell especially boring shit like subs

>>76835585

>>76835507
>OKOCCHAMA MEANS LIKE LITTLE ANGY KID
>Klara's fanbase is now canonically full of bratty little shotas
Ahh, thank you so much, Klara-sama...

Adding captions sounds like a pain in the ass

Tfw Yashiro, Chaika, Kagami and Ryoma MTG pack opening collab

>>76835901
That would be kino

>well.. we have the funeral ready
FUUCHAN

klara as sakuya
twisty as remilia

I didn't know mtg was this deep...

wtf the game glitched

>>76836024
Kourindou....

>>76835741
( o ) Adorable little bud

Ryoma thinks the BGM is too loud for him to think

>>76833628

I think the bgm is always going to be low he can't focus when it's too loud

>>76835741
Adorable little bud ( ω )

What the heck why am I randomly shadowbanned in Ryoma's chat... I love mtg and can't participate...

>>76836291
Actually counterspelled...

>>76836291
Youtube bug, seems to last from a few minutes to 24 hours.

>>76836070
i tried to play on my own as a beginner and holy shit the information that gets thrown at you is crazy. They like give you special cards that have special effects in which half of them you don't understand the meaning to since they have specific lingo for it. It's crazy.

>>76836291
Oh no.. I thought they fixed that

i don't know why but the story in wolf among us feels more engaging than walking dead

>>76831046
kadet having a lesbian crisis because of Klara, you are one of my favorite thread personalities

>>76836327
>>76836379
>>76836396
I HATE IT! I AM A MARDU AT HEART, BUT DIMIR IN THE MIND, STOP MILLING ME AND COUNTERSPELLING ME YOU BASTARDS, I AM GOING TO PHASE+FLICKER ETB TOKENS ARISOCRATS THE MOTHERPLUCKERS AT WOTC

The last time I played MTG was like a decade ago... has it changed a lot since then?

https://x.com/TwistyAmanozako/status/1795525024885133631
how do they say it?

>>76836505
Some interesting new mechanics and a lot of power creep plus stuff like Blackwashing LotR characters, I don't spend money anymore on it and prefer to proxy. Oh by the way something called Universes Beyond has made MTG Fortnite with stuff like Fallout, Warhammer, Dr. Who, etc being part of rotation

>>76836426
I'm not watching but I remember enjoying it for breaking the happy appearance of their real counterpart to something very grimy and different. WTD was fun mostly because of 1 or 3 characters

Bro might as well mute the bgm

I really dislike most of the decks they have available at the start...

>>76836680
The Eldraine bgm sucks anyway, neon dynasty tracks are cool

>>76833628
I deactivated my twitter following the mint/doki stuff and have never been happier.

>>76836590
its like in the same way you say enough but with D a the beginning. So like Di-nough

>damage racing
Is that the term or am I catching his car autism?

>>76836760
It is a term. The way mtg works, when you hit 0 life points regardless of format, you are out of the game immediately. There are things that can prevent losing at 0 and alternate win conditions like poison counters, and some cards with mechanics like it your life total is 50+ at the start of your turn, you win the game (it's an enchantment so it can be messed with on the board)

>>76836875
Immediately after the stack clears (if you can lifegain on the stack and not be at 0 when the stack is cleared you will still be in the game)*

Klara: sister, mom or wife?

>>76836671
yeah i feel like this one has a stronger overall cast and i like the murder mystery

This guy seems so fucking normal its bizzare.

Looks like it's ryover...

gg

>>76837106
Ryowari da...

yapped himself to death. that deck makes me irrationally angry though.

>>76836426
I like the characters here more, everyone in the walking dead acts like whiny bitches in the most insignificant of thing

I miss being able to play commander

>>76836969
mommy wife

So the opening hand RNG screwed him over?

Fuck off Ike. I see you in Ryoma's chat.

Witness bros, it's over

>>76837387
He WILL play The Witness and he WILL like it!!!

>>76837277
Dutch....

i heard that white style is useless and blue style is for the ones who doesn't want to think and counter everything

>>76837282
Same. Also Arena is ass, the shuffler cheats. Winning too much and sudden landfloods or bad curve stacking. Noticed one off cards in my deck showing up in my hand 5 matches in a row

>>76837333
Your opening hand is usually your key to winning. Depending on what kind of deck you have, it's even advantageous to mulligan to 4 cards in hand if it means you have less rng at the start. YGO doesn't allow mulligans because starting hand is that important and it would make the game unplayable with all the turn 1 combos

So does that mean the different color styles things have different strengths and weaknesses?

>>76836739
Why? They love each other

A whore rent....

>>76837277
you nailed it, the whining was annoying. seems like a staple in zombie stories

Why's it even called flavor text anyway? I don't tasted anything.

>>76837472
White is the most broken in terms of being umbrella of ridiculous mechanics. On its own it's weaknesses are too many but dip in any color and white becomes op. Blue has a lot of styles but many of them are centralized around not letting your opponent play/Interact with you so blue feels the least fun to play against even if it's fun to actually play. Blue has mills, bounce to hand or top of deck, control opponent's creature, counterspells, etc.

What does it say about me if blue and black are my favorites...

>>76837498
Yes, very much so. For example red and white (boros) are 2 of the color with the least draw especially white so its bad at drawing and gaining that advantage. green and blue can basically do everything and is broken (this is me seething) but theyre the two best drawing colors probably so they gain a ton of advantage. Green and Black interacts with the graveyard a lot meanwhile if you ran like blue red you wouldnt have nearly as much graveyard access. Black Green wont have nearly as much artifact synergy as Red White. Shit like that.
The color pie, each color having things theyre good and bad at, is probably the core tennant of mtg. The playerbase has been upset in recent years because they feel the color pie is getting muddled but it is still the main principle of the game

Black+White+Red vampires is super fun. Mardu aristocrats

i feel like i can't focus on streams right now even if they're from my oshis. im probably just sick and a tad stressed but what if this is permanent and it's going to get worse and i won't be able to watch my kamioshi's streams and i'll be back to spending days on end doing and feeling nothing

>>76837692
You're controlling as a person at heart, but you are more willing to be open to things, whereas if you were blue and white you would be completely controlling like a fascist.

this frog dude is cute but not very useful

>>76837610
Bud... They're not for eating

I feel like Ike's tears would taste really sweet

>>76837921
im pretty sure that means he has some sort of disease

I TAKE IT BACK FROG DUDE YOU ARE BEST BOY

>>76837610
Bud no don't eat the words!!!

so exile is like you put them in the endless void, isn't it worse than death?

>BCW
>big *beep* willy
fuuchan..

>>76837971
The sex disease yes

>ren dad
this is so fucking cute i love ryoma

I love elf girls...

what are ryomas fans called? ive been calling them ryomates in my head but i have no actual clue

>>76838094
is it fatal?

>>76838185
Ryonins.

>>76838185
I've been calling them ryomies in my head but I think it's ryonins.

>>76838185
briskadets.

>>76838239
oh shit youre right...... i like ryomates too much
>>76838258
ryomies is good too

fulgur ovid kicks a child on stream

>>76838185
Ryomies

>>76838189
Yeah

>>76838153
Denauth calling Ren dad is cute
https://x.com/marian_count/status/1795268969806664137
Twisty - Ren Papa
Ryoma - Ren Dad
Klara - Ren Otousama

>>76838329
i will have lots of sex with him to cure him then

>>76838346
Cute!!!

For anons who are newer to mtg but want to see funny videos on color identity (they are generally right while being funny), for you, for later after stream or when Ryoma uses the toilet:
Most favorite color
https://youtu.be/JxExkyQ9DTU
Least favorite color
https://youtu.be/3o97cy8_5Sw
Duo colors
https://youtu.be/LtByIQz6Dpk
Trio colors
https://youtu.be/xerORofM_7s

>>76838346
i want a collab of them together they can play mario party with ren too

>>76838410
But then I can't taste his sweet tears

>your auntie went to dix mountain did she
his mind is in the gutter

>>76838410
Holy shit a bulge on real art!!!! Holy fuck this is such a rare occurrence

>>76838444
Thanks bud

>>76838454
you won't be able to taste his sweet tears if he's dead either!
>>76838478
do not be afraid, i will make sure to only post bulgeless art in the future

Legend rules are funny. I used red mind control on someone's big legendary creature, then used a mimic to make a copy of it. Due to the legend rule I had to sacrifice one, so I sacrificed their creature after attacking them with it
>>76838499
You're welcome!

>>76838665

>>76838566
No, I mean I want more bulges on lewd or suggestive art! Feels like so many artists are afraid of drawing a bulge and it makes me sad :(

>>76838259
Why

>>76838726
nta but as an artist I actually am afraid of bulges because I never do them that good and s ometimes make it look like he has a 12 incher rolled up like a firehose....

I still can't believe biker can't stop imagine being spittoasted by Sonny and Ryoma....

>>76838805
he should imagine spitroasting ryoma with sonny next

Ike doesn't need a bulge

>>76838726
it helps that this artist actually draws dicks unlike a lot of the guy's lewd artists
>>76838897
this is also true

no...... poor frog prince..... we need to protect him

the shaggy's a PRINCE!???!?!?

This is really making want to try the game or other card games too but I already have so much eating up my spare time...

>>76839009
and his wife and children were brutally murdered..

Ryoma loves multi-colored decks and goofy win conditions

fuuchan says justice for hags

He likes Jund and Golgari. Green is super solid for mana ramp and big creatures. Red is great for speed and tempo, and black is great for control, reanimation, using life as a resource, etc. He plays smart while not relying on antifun found in blue and white

>>76839094
ryoma will yap 20 minutes on his overly complicated wincon

I like that Ryo's explaining things but I'm worried he's going to run out of time

Ryoma HATES whites

Is MTG an expensive hobby? Would I need to spend a lot to enjoy it?

>>76838972
ToT

>>76838803
What I've noticed about real bulges is that the shape of the penis barely shows, it's mostly the balls and only the slight shape of the tip shows. It's helped my bulges look more accurate without coming off too lewd.

>>76838972
That's good to know. Dicks aren't scary! Dicks and bulges are lovely!

>>76839371
I took a look at the decks and I don't know if it's expensive but there's a lot of cards I got lost

>>76839371
In Arena you can pay for free but the grind is insane. In paper (superior especially with the for fun format commander), it's a very expensive hobby if you don't proxy cards. If you want legitimate decks in paper, buy single cards to construct decks or you will be spending a lot more than your value, boosters and booster boxes generally aren't worth it

Da Wose can teach him Yugioh

wife has alzheimer's... he's forgetting things that happened in this stream

a tough sadistic woman shows up and fuuchan creams his pants, predictable kek

Ryowari de gozaru...

>you need to have irl friends
Ryoma...

>LA CREATURA

When I go to a con I'm gonna bring 4-6 edh/commander decks... Mostly proxies but I'd love to teach and play anons...

Ryoma is captivated by la creatura

>>76839510
Do you have to buy the latest cards?

He wants to beat up noobs. I HATE HOW SO MANY HOBBIES NOWADAYS IT'S HARD TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE INTO IT IRL TO PLAY WITH.

The crazy thing is how many of the girls want out of NijiEN right now, but NijiEN literally will not let them go

how hard is fuuchan in his pants right now from that scene

>Luca and Vox fan plushies arrive
>Theyre much smaller than I thought they'd be
>Mom comes into the room
>Says they're both cute girls but the Luca one is the prettiest of them all and takes it for herself
I don't have the heart to tell her.
Ignorance truly is bliss.

>>76838314
He didn't want to do that one since Kyo's were called kyomies. He said something about respect

>>76839371
What do you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qfvZ4NzD-E

>>76839880
What are you looking to play? If you want to play standard, yeah. Standard is usually focused around the latest set. Standard is where the sweat is. There's another sweaty format called Vintage Cube which is basically Standard but old and busted cards. Commander/edh is popular because it's a fun casual format. The only issue with edh is is it's a singleton format (one copy of a card per deck besides basic lands), and decks are 99 cards+1 commander card, so it can be harder to get into if you don't have a collection. Conversely, your old cards that aren't on the EDH ban list can be played regardless of when the card was printed, so it's really good for finding uses for "useless" cards

>>76840073
This but Aster. No one around me knows.

Ryoma doesn't curse? I noticed he says heck instead of fuck

>>76840143
"respect" for a literal piece of shit HAHAHHAHAHA

>>76840230
I can't remember him swearing at all

>>76840230
he is the oldest nijien member and is white
cussing is not good for the kids

we get a post-game zatsu after 5 hours... we're so back...

I don't think anyone can understand the severity of my lust for ike
It is all consuming and never goes away

>>76840230
He did a bunch in his 2.0 but he might censor himself a bit

fuuchan as celty... hot

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP ROSEMI-SAMA ROSEMI-SAMAAAA ROSEMI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET PREGNANT YOU FUCKING BRAT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET YOUR CUNNY PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP I'M NOT STOPPING ROSEMI-SAMA YOU AIN'T LEAVING MY DUNGEON UNTIL YOU GET PREGNANT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH GET YOUR LOLI PUSSY PREGNANT AND BEAR ME AN ENTIRE BASKETBALL TEAM PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP ROSEMI-SAMA PLAP PLAP PLAP ROSEMI-SAMAAAA PLAP PLAP PLAP ROSEMI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T STOP MYSELF GET PREGNANT GET PREGNAAAAAAAAANT ROSEMI-SAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUNNY GEEEEEEET PREGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

>>76840073
>Mom comes

>>76840660
I hate Arena's shuffler. It cheats and there's evidence that it's tied to spending, the RNG will screw you, and makes reshuffling mechanics mandatory to play competitively

Ryoma is ANGRY

>>76840750
DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76840750
Incest is bad

>>76840660
decapitated wife in a skin tight plug suit... sexxxx

>>76840769
Didn't meant to reply. Also see what I mean with what his opponents are drawing vs him?

Also Izzet is one of my favorite for silly decks, especially creating long storm/cascade combo chains only to have them result in nothing happening

>This is APEX levels of matchmaking
kek

>>76840909
>Also see what I mean with what his opponents are drawing vs him
Yeah even a noob can tell this is bullshit

>>76840073
The only Vtuber my mom has ever gone out of her way to mention as "cute" is Petra

>>76840992
She just likes their design, she took the Vox hello kitty plush to.

telltale made a minecraft game? luca wants to play it kek

after seeing Twisty's stream yesterday
I think she wasn't joking when she said she was the youngest in EN and Ryoma was the Oldest

kek luca was obsessed finding a minecraft telltale game but they nuked the digital copies and the physical ones are rare expensive

Ryoma is really getting into this. It's great.

>>76841127
She didn't actually say that, she just said someone out of the 3 of them are the youngest and oldest

>>76841208
twisty's 35 years old to me

>>76841208
It feels like it's obviously Twisty youngest and Ryoma oldest at this point, the youngest wouldn't have office experience or a hobby as pricy as cars

Reimu really liked cult of the lamb.
>>76841128
Yea they did, its really dumb and overdramatic like when a character's pet pig dies and its super sad, then he turns into porkchops.

>>76841325
>the youngest wouldn't have office experience or a hobby as pricy as cars
would femanons love a shota salaryman Ryo that needs a booster seat to drive?

>>76840852
incest is good

he's so cute
>>76841372
buds not like this...

wife making out with himself!

>>76841208
hag maid...

Finana starting. Youtube fix your dumb site
https://youtu.be/G_SCTJ1RIhM
https://youtu.be/G_SCTJ1RIhM
https://youtu.be/G_SCTJ1RIhM

>>76841372
Wait that game got removed digitally?

>>76841478
that's the entirety of his white day stream

>>76841392
can't speak for the femanons but yes

>>76841529
artist?

>>76841127
>be mid 30s, join nijisanji
>nijisanji flies you out to meet up with an 18 year old brat and a hag maid
yeah i’m thinking its time to apply. imagine how easy it would be to get twisty to suck your dick if you put candy on it

>>76841392
like... boss baby...?

>>76841529
I want to save fear&hungersemi

>so to explain...I got a mouth full of peanut butter

>>76841539
According to GOG.com, they had to pull the title due to "expiring licensing rights". The Minecraft team stated that even for those that had purchased the titles before their delisting, the episodes would no longer be downloadable after June 2019.

Feesh's stream is legit losing it's shit

>>76841529
cool art, cool aesthetic

all sheep are the same, we clamor for mother's milk

>i was asleep but when you said yangnai i woke up. now i am a baby sheep please feed me your milk
>>76841542
i wanna rewatch it so bad since to this day i still think it's a fever dream but i'm saving for a special occasion

Ryoma has to use the squat toilet to take a piss

fuuchan stores his own milk in the fridge, i need to break into his house asap

>>76840073
That's pretty wholesome

>>76841597
https://twitter.com/ppuyyyy/status/1795526947478597671
https://twitter.com/ppuyyyy/status/1769434738459341057
https://twitter.com/ppuyyyy/status/1771195215438655850 same one that drew barfsemi and a couple emotes i see buds itt use from time to time

I love 3D Feesh

evens i jack off
odds i do not jack off

lol fuuchan confirming that he's no longer the oldest member..... aaaand confirmed it's ryoma

That Glissa card is sooo good. It's a constant damage thread that is hard to beat in combat, and the 3 abilities it has are devastating. Drawing a card and losing 1 life is good card advantage. Destroying an artifact or enchantment can be game winning. Remove counters is super underrated, you can remove planeswalker loyalty, attack someone directly and also destroy any sieges you played on their side by removing counters, reduce opponent's +1/+1 counters, remove counters that give abilities like indestructible, and use it to mess around with suspend too. One of the best Golgari prints ever.

Finana's sleep schedule is going bad to normal...

>>76841999
kek thats crazy

pack it up anons, fuuchan just confirmed ryoma is the oldest. he's hoping he'll join the hag totsus

wife hopes ryoma will join the hag gang (his words) with VFAK

Finana I don't think spicy ramen first thing in the morning is good for your feesh tummy...

Really? I would never guess Ryoma is older than like 25 by the way he sounds

MORE HAGS MORE HAGS MORE HAGS MORE HAGS MORE HAGS MORE HAGS

I cant believe this 30+ year old called his ADHD neurospicey

>>76842156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klbMIgIKaj8

Ryoma is ojisan brotuber for real...

So the oldest nijien members are now
Ryoma
Fuuchan
Sonny?

>>76842273
is ren not older than sonny? and what about the girls?

What is scry?

I'm too distracted by Eve's ass

>>76842273
Uki is actually like a month older than Sonny

Don't worry Ryoma, I'm screaming for you too.

yes i want to see your beautiful face clearer

>>76842071
>VFAK
ver, fulgur, aia, kunai?

why are there unironic doxxsisters itt

>>76842371
>look at x number cards on top of your deck
>rearrange them and place them on top of / bottom of the deck

>>76840724
lmao that filename

>>76842478
vicky...

>young ryoma wanted to be a pro mtg player

>>76842490
>talking about stuff the members themselves have said on stream is doxx

Ryoma used to compete back in the old old days

>>76842492
Oh. So you just see them in advance? Is that good?

i love this ryojisan

>>76720904
https://files.catbox.moe/r25j03.png

my beautiful hag... thank you for hearing my pleas and reconsidering the mama nickname for ryoma. and not switching to worty. or barry.

maybe it's the guy in me but even though I barely know anything I'm really into watching these card games

>Had an amazing deck back in 10th grade back 98
>Some melanin enriched individual stole it
I never played Magic again after that, had some amazing cards.

i can't believe we finally got our mid 30 years old vtuber but ryoma doesn't feel like one... I wanted an actual dadtuber that doesn't know what to do after his kids went to college so he decided to be a vtuber, i would actually unironically kamioshi him if he hit all the criteria and iwouldn't look back at my choice at all.

it's really cute when he fumbles with stream stuff whenever he returns from a long break...

I'm getting pissed off at the arena RNG. Boros is usually the hardest working color but what the hell the outramping against Simic.

>>76842605
You can plan ahead a bit and prepare for things as well as shove less useful things to the bottom of the deck so that can be really helpful at times.
It's working in unison with other cards in the deck he's currently using because they become stronger when scrying happens.

Ryoma is a ojisan in the body and mind of a early 20s guy he's just like me...

>>76842644
>Klare

Do the chinks in this thread unironically worship Chairman Xi? lmao

i'm gonna miss the old outro. the sheep are so cute, especially bleep bleep's tail, it reminds me of a cat's tail. and DJ still being in the noctyx photo of course....

>>76834186
>>76834116
I think I will actually kill myself first before falling out of love with my oshi. I genuinely cannot imagine my love fading, it will be what kills in the end

>>76842754
A person like that would have to be a house husband. Good luck, anon

i've lost track of how much music the shepherd now has

Xi is a dictator and we're going to kill that fat faggot

>I didnt spec into luck
kek

https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark/status/1795552942667284658

it's weird i don't care about winning but would instead want to do crazy shit with the cards

>>76843089
That's honestly where the fun comes from. That's why EDH became so popular, normal MTG is about building the most efficient assassination weapons, commander is building guns in front of each other to shoot each other in the face with

>>76843023
HEY you cant say that.

>>76834493
is mtg a white people thing?

baaa bye wife, thank you for the extra long stream!

>>76843166
LMAO fucking chink. We're going to destroy your country too chink