/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76838138
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 53
Collabs: 59
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 8

Nerissa's armpits, sweaty and smelly, just the way I like them

I don't known if it's the shorts fault but she hasn't gained subs in like 5 days

>>76838434
good, the sooner she's out the door, the better.

>>76838150
Right now, this group of chuunis is having the greatest slumber party ever.

>>76838434
Barely any streams for two weeks, the ones we did get were okay, but vertical sucks as a viewing experience. Some viewers unsubscribing shouldn't be a surprise.

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

Hey what's up guys

>>76838912
All these are indicative that jailbirds aren't pure Rissa fans, they need a second oshi to fulfill their needs and wishes.

Make yourselves less obvious, sisters.

Invest yourself more in Nerissa instead of looking to cope with other vtubers, fake fan.

>>76839125
the hell is a sister

>>76839125
They literally are incapable, they crave attention.

>>76839076
Wrong, i make these for fun actually, esoeciallly when there is another fan searching refuge /here/. I made this specific one because a Novelite came /here/ and announced his love for ShioRissa

>>76839125
Yeah they spend hours of their day hate watching and posting here
Talk about being ‘honorable’ or whatever bullshit lie they’ve told themselves

>>76839407 (me)
I was inspired by THE FUCKING JAILBEAT and made the watabird and korobird because I do still love Watame and Mr.Koro and i have since late 2019. Both are also good for funposting. I made the Novelbird and Pebblebird for the novelite and the pebble. The original Nunnunbird wasnt mine, however i did add the horns.

>>76839407
Well that's admirable, then.

>>76839355
They should post tits then

>>76839645
Who tf has ever said anything about being honorable? Take meds please.

>>76834022
>>76835361
>>76837178
>>76838912
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

>>76840314
Hi

>>76840449
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76840314
Nice chocomint ice cream, Patrick

>>76840613
Isnt that pistachio?

>>76841338
Yeah, that's the pistachio color

https://x.com/Leizu02/status/1795497262413713639/photo/1

Jailbros, 4 hours till big collan with huge announcement

>>76843469
What if the big announcement is another t-shirt?

>>76843978
It's probably their plushies or whatever they call it

>>76844004
I hope so
I also want a jailbird plus

>>76844004
>>76844135
Weren't those essentially announced during Fes?

>>76844413
Not "officially" at least

>>76844135
don't give those rats a cent.

>>76844702
Fair enough. They weren't really talked about but the official images being used publicly does mean it's not really a surprise, though.

>>76844839
No, i really really want a fat fluffy jailborb

>>76844900
Look no further than the nearest mirror then Jailbird (sorry not sorry you walked into that one)

>>76844413
Oh yeah i forgot about this, this announcement could be it

>>76845299
Is definitely not 3D announcement, those are usually done all professional like, not some offcollab where they fingerblasting in the bg

>>76845225

>>76845489
>not some offcollab where they fingerblasting in the bg
kek
no wonder that twitter space was short

>>76844900
I demand the jailbird plush be the FATTEST fuck when it comes
I'm talking tako levels

>>76844004
God what a huge disappointment that would be.

>>76846000
It's a nice design I'm sure it will do well

>>76846000
yeah i missed the giant tako when it came out, too busy with school that time
i'll take a giant jailbird plush when it comes out

I'm watching Ohapol. She wants in on the advent offcollab Takoyaki party

>>76846675 (me)
If she cant she will invite Advent to another one. Also JOP's were asking whether it is for 3D announcement

>>76846675
Why is she streaming at 7am wtf

>>76846746
It's OhaPol. Starts at 6AM JST most often till 7.30 JST. She has been doing a lot, BUT I MEAN. A LOT, more Ohapol recently

>>76846746
There's a few JPs that do morning streams and have a non-degen sleep schedule.

>>76844413
Looking forward to the plushies.

>>76845489
Sounds like the perfect place to announce a showcase. Real team unity and all that.

https://x.com/el_rishartst/status/1795485184781058181

>>76848963
cute

This was peak, I love Advent
https://twitter.com/feherdaniel2010/status/1795516286878757322

>>76850397
i don't

>>76850397
This was cute

Rissa is awake.

>>76850397
Tickle sex

https://x.com/qwq_oekaki/status/1795490978255761629

Man, I hate that I won't be able to watch the stream live. I hope you guys have fun!

>>76854700
Catch you on the flip side VODbird

Those roaches are back at it again.

>>76855755
What do you mean?

>>76855842
If I had to guess, that's doxxfag so just ignore him and his schizo babble

>>76855890
he's basically part of the 'cult' he keeps talking about since he's here all the time now
how the tables have turned

>>76855890
I reported him on twitter earlier today. Dude is an ass.

>>76855890
Oh god I hope it isn't, I'd hate to think I gave him attention.

>>76855963
doxxfag has become the very thing he swore to destroy. How ironic

WIFE LIVE

Oil up

time for tako consumption

Takoyaki at 11 JST? I thought it was a snack rather than breakfast, or brunch. (I dont eat squid anyway)

>>76855890
I'm not a faggot for telling the truth.
And I will be gone as soon as they are, particularly yours.

I'm only here for the great white Wissa

>>76856264
White girl trying desperately to be Asian. What a joke.

I'm going to miss having chat for this one.

>>76856480
forgive me, I needed to refresh

is the stream quality shit for anyone else?

>>76856480
You have FWMC chat though :) :(

>>76856584
Yeah I'm at 1080p but it's a little gritty

>>76856606
that's true, chat isn't as much fun during collabs though

SEX????

Biboo got to lay in bed with Rissa, she's blessed.

>>76856584
It's fine for me at 1080 on my smart tv

They're so big

Why doesn't she want Tako?

God my wife is so cute

>>76857069
Bigger

>>76857118
picky eater

>>76857167
it's a takoyaki party though....

I'm usually against the consumption of dog meat, but I might make an exception for Fwmc

>>76857118
it's octopus and other fish stuff, which not gonna lie sounds gross. If Rissa is a texture eater like me, it doesn't sound very appealing.

>>76857303
I'm the same. I dont really like the squishiness of octopus squid and seafruits

Watching them walk off and power down is so kek

>>76857303
You should try sheep testicles.

>>76857427
Okay, I'm curious why? Will it make me gag?

Seriously look how huge they are when she leans in it's ridiculous

Biboo is a granny confirmed

>>76857285
Shut up avatarfag

>>76857694
Jailbird please I'm trying not to stare but...

>>76857831
Nah, fuck off

>>76857694
Are you talking bout Rissa or Fuwawa?

>me and Shiori are sharing everything
SEXOOOOOOO
>Fuwawa: "Except the bed"
FUWAWA YOU BITCH. YOU SHOULD HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX ON YOUR BED AND YOU SHOULD'VE JOINED

A STEAMY ADVENT PHOTO

Soundpost anon, please come back....

>>76858316
Remember the fallen...

>>76858316
We lost soundpost anon in exchange for this anon >>76838159

Hey Jailbros, just got back from a shower. What did I miss so far?

>Rissa put the whole thing in her mouth
Yeah my thing

>>76858800
Rissa went straight for the weiner

>>76858738
Worst trade deal ever

>>76858316
Someone teach me how to soundpost and I'll do it.

Advent ticklishness ranking:
1. Nerissa
2. Fuwawa/Mococo
3. Bijou
4. Shiori

I'll have to VOD it because I'm on the road and data is getting low, so don't want to use it up.

>>76859327
With how things usually go announcement could be on the hour if you want to tune in again

>>76859170
Upload the original to catbox first, then re-encode it to remove the audio for here, and finally rename the audioless version to:
"Your face stepable[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Ft5sw6b.webm]", where name is whatever file name and ###### is the 6 character catbox link ending that you get when you upload a file (e.g. A1B2C3.mp3/wav/webm/etc.).
=======
This is what original sound post anon told me

>>76859595
That's a lot of work I just use ffmpeg + 4chanx.

>>76859595 (me)

[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F######.webm]

This is ok but she was being picky 15 minutes ago whaet

I'm honestly surprised that Rissa was actually tolerating the natto

Ok Nerissa definitely swallows

>>76860363
she had lots of practice swallowing my cum

What is that green thing in the basket?

>>76860548
Dragon dildo, Nerissa uses it regularly to peg my-aaaack

>>76860610
JAILBRO LOVE

>>76860548
One of those green dildos they sell at the grocery store

Did somebody say chocolate? CHOCOLATE???? CHOCOLATE????

>>76860548
Goya

The energy drink isn't doing anything, send help bros...

>>76858316
What has she said?

What are the chances Shiori is wearing her Jason mask?

Shiori is the clueless anime protagonist lol

>Have you guys had dreams of the adventrix
>Yes
It's me I'm invading her REM sleep

Mococo is gonna barf live on stream

Grom'mit, I wan your cheese Grom'mit. Please Grommit, I need your cheese

Biboo is such a natural comedian, I love her

bweh

brap anon, this is your time to shine

Green tea cough drops sound horrible. Especially if they're the ones with menthol in them

>>76862346
No please, dont summon him. He will invite scatanon too

>>76862374
retard crushes them with her teeth too, will damage her dog teeth

They're gonna burn the fucking house down

>>76862503
Mogojan...

>>76862503
Another trip to the dogtor

BIBOO'S NECK SNAPPED

>>76861545
Hopefully GOOD dreams.

>>76861545
who's rem?
[spoilers]sorry, had to do it[/spoiler]

>>76863077
almost had it, anon

>>76863077
Anon, you'r spoiler reps...

>>76863107
>>76863127
oh fuckkkk ah im too drunk rn

>>76863159
Whatcha drinkin?

>>76863250
hwiskey
got a free jack daniels from a work raffle

>>76863401
For me it’s gin

I don't drink

>>76863560
Same, but I can't drink anymore so it's no matter to me anyway

>>76863507
nice, my area doesn't get much gin, i have yet to try
>>76863560
don't ever drink, trust me bro

>>76863401
I wish i could drink. I have to give a Q&A in 6 hours

>>76863691
all good man
best of luck with the QandA

>>76863684
>don't ever drink, trust me bro
You're just trying to save all the drinks for yourself, you don't fool me

DON'T BE A BITCH MOGOJAN, EAT THE DAMN TAKOYAKI

>>76863077
Rem LEZAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>76863785
heheheh maybe
no seriously im about to pass out and i still have work for 3 days straight
i don't want the young jailbirds to end up like me

>>76863943
You're doing your best Jailbird, good work

>>76863880
anon, she's literally a bitch...a female dog

FUWAWA GOT HIT WITH THE REVENGE NATTO

>>76863982
thank jailbro
i hate being a quant but as long as i can help the people i love, it's worth it

>>76863765
Thanks Jailbro. Dont get alcohol poisoning today.

They really like bullying Mococo, don't they?

>>76864520
They all like bullying/bantering each other. It is due to their great chemistry. However, Shiowi is too strong and witty to properly receive damage

>>76838138

RIP

MY WIFE IS DYING

Rissa was not lucky today...

They really messed her up

Fuwawa is sadistic after all

The announcement, please just come out with the announcement...

BABY MOCO

>>76865333
rip your sleep anon

>>76865333
They WILL stall another 30 mins and YOU WI--
oh well nevermind, you've been spared

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

3D LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FINALLY 3D ANNOUNCMENT

YES

it's actually happening holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Yesssssssssssss!!!

DOUBTERS BTFO'D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3D WIFE

i kinda wanted the friends w you plush but this is so much better bros

One year anniversary most likely

Finally, one major milestone reached that'll soon be behind us

>>76866095
Soon, brother
Soon

REBELLION TOO????? AAHHHHH IM NGMI. IM GONNA WAKE UP ALL MY NEIGHBORS AT 4.41AM

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIREEEEE

Holy audio mixing kek

>>76866100
One year anniversary would be in Fall, right? Not Summer

is rissa gonna belt it?

>>76866265
The wasabi opened up her nose this early in the day

>>76866263
>Fall
???
They debuted at the end of July

>>76866265
She tried...
Be nice if we could hear her better

>>76866237
It's shit but I don't care, we are eating good tonight bros

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M TOO EXCITED I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW

I have so much fun when my wife is enjoying herself

Soul rendition

MY WIFE IS NOW UNCHAINED!!!!!

kek called out

>We can tell you why were busy now
THE TANGENTS
onegai...

She's so damn /here/ and you can't tell me otherwise. Everyone on twitter was all "it's okay Rissa" and we only complained here

And Nerissa ruins it with a dumb excuse

>"we can finally tell you why we're being secretive"
So that means that Rissa will be more open now right?

IT'S SHIOVER IT BIJOUVER
NERISSOVER

>>76866780
I pray to god this is so

Bro the other girls have been talking about dance lessons for two weeks everyone knew what it was. She's the only one who refused to say anything like an idiot.

>>76866780
No, lol

Everybody knew 3D was coming, weird that Rissa thought it was such a closely guarded secret
>>76866780
Please please!

>>76866780
hopefully, but someone seriously needs to tell her to communicate more. Simple things like a tweet written in less than 30 seconds saying she has to cancel a stream

>>76866226
My landlord just came to my door...

RATE THE COLLAB

Yeah, the reason why you wouldn't even give beyond the most vague details like what kind of food you are or who you had dinner with was because of 3D...sure. You couldn't have told us the Fuwawa haircut story until a week later because muh 3D secret, right?

No time to bitch, Jailbirds. It's time to fantasize about the 3D debut

>>76867061
TAKO/10

>>76867061
6/10. Should have been hand cam. Predictable announcement.

Alright I'm betting on early July with the full gen collab coinciding with their anniversary at the end of the month

>>76867061
KINO/10

>>76867061
MY WIFE DIED FROM WASABI POISONING/10

>>76867061
Rissa dying from the wasabi explosion in her mouth made it well worth it.

>>76867061
good, not great/10. Should have been more wasabi present and Shiori teasing Rissa

June right around the corner too should be coming up fast now.

>>76867061
7/10. I'm happy. Excited for the 3D. It was good enough to wash away my negative emotions, I'll try not to think about her wrongs and only focus on the future

I'm excited for the 3D, but I have a bronchoscopy tomorrow and I hope to god I don't ramble to the nurses about Rissa's fatass in 3D while I'm high out of my mind

>>76867784
You're just another piece of meat and obstacle to nurses, they won't mind you chattering about fatasses as long as you don't mention their own

>>76867061
They had a topic to banter with so no annoyingness from the dogs and Rissa got to participate a bit more. Announcement wasn't a secret but it's nice to have a confirmation. 5/10 one of the best Advent collabs so far.

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1795651320747311154

>>76868305
>5/10
>one of advent's best collabs
Anon, you're rating scale?

I came to congratulate you guys on your wife's 3D as soon as i heard. Do you usually have this much bitching or is some samefag just particularly cranky today?

>>76868823
We have a lot of bitching unfortunately

Stay tuned!

The announcement + the karaoke really made my night/day. Glad I got to watch it live. Good night /ope/, I love Advent

Maybe other Advent splits don't bitch about their oshi not telling any stories at all about Japan because their oshis tell lots of stories about Japan while not even needing zatsu streams to talk about things.

>>76868937
I was gonna make a gaither's pond joke but that actually looks decent

>>76868823
Only as much as she internally bitches at us. But sometimes it leaks out with her passive aggressive comments.

>>76868823
lots of complaints recently, some founded, others not so much.

>>76869171
I love her passive aggressive remarks on greys and faggots like Vfaction though

>>76869307
I love it when the shitters get a taste of her passive wrath

>>76869396
Yeah! Or her rants on writers, movies or foods

>>76869457
Those are fun, I just hope to hear her dance stories

>>76869732
schedule one is my personal favorite

>>76869457
I like when she shits on GRRM, as she is objectively correct on every aspect of the argument

>>76869732
>Chloe-senpai, and Chloe-senpai
still the funniest shit

>>76868823
/baubau/ is the only true Advent split every other one is varying degrees of dead and this one is at the bottom of that order
>some samefag just particularly cranky
The completely natural string of posts started right as the stream ends you tell me

>>76869860
She just likes stinky-orca okay

>>76869307
>>76869396
>>76869712
am the only one that wants to get scaroused by Rissa being super angry? Not that I'd intentionally make her mad, but I want to see it. Based on her passive aggressiveness, I imagine her full on aggression is impressive.

>>76869860
She likes the orca and that's based

>>76869732
>BTFO by knowledge gained from watching streams, or at least clips
I now really really like your oshi. Any vods you particularly recommend?

>>76869927
It's almost like you didn't even watch the stream.

>>76869965
Like when she open that stream with the jailbird in her hand? Closed the stream again? And continued like nothing happened?

>>76870065
I still think about that moment often. At least once a day

I don't think I ever looked at all the other comments on this one before

You must be really mad she's getting her 3D

>>76870065
I've not seen this, is there a clip?

>>76870256
I hope that anon is still here kek

>>76870256
Honestly he comment looks worse looking back at the fact that only the chatting stream was of her own volition and the others were collabs likely set up as a plan for the entrire gen.

I have a confession. I love my Rissa wife

>>76870501
You are strong for confessing. Unfortunately for you, I love her the most out of everyone in the world

>>76870256
makes me sad to see old dead regulars

>>76870256
Please staahp bringing it up, let me forget about it....

>>76870256
>>76870389
If the hotel internet sucked ass, then I can't blame her for that. This time, she's allegedly been too busy. I'm taking that one with a grain of salt, because of how much the others have streamed. In fairness though, what do I know about their daily schedules?

>>76870664
You're an icon, Jailbird. You can't escape your fame

>>76870689
You're still missing the entire point about why people were upset. She skipped the second watchalong offcollab with Fuwamoco without saying anything, we learned she wouldn't be present from Fuwamoco, not her. She then didn't say anything for over two days not even a tweet, we only knew she was in Japan from Kiara tweeting. The first actual direft communication we had from her after she skipped the collab was this passive aggressive YT comment two days later. It was about communication. If you're going to miss a stream you said you'd join, say something. If you can't stream because of bad internet, say something. Same as with the cancelled zatsu.

>>76870054
p-please respond...

>>76870689
You underestimate her perfectionism in both the prep for her singing and dancing in 3D

>>76871095
I always recommend the valentine's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFDDLyh_ALY&t=8s

She's also super fun with her sisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnu8p5_vfU&t=1s

Birthday stream was fun too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_DxAGKPFUA

This is membership, but it was too damn good (Walking stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbDZR4DZs30&t=1s

>>76871095
Sorry, they're bitching again so your comment got lost. I'd recommend some of her singing streams as those are usually pretty strong. I tend to like her zatsus but those can be hit or miss for some. I also enjoyed her Faith play through. I'm sure some other jailbirds have their own recs they can share

>>76871095
First post after OP

>>76871095
sorry we're too busy reliving moments that broke us. Personally, I like her mad father streams but it's an rpgmaker game so might not be the best stream to recommend. Also check the rentry https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01

>>76871323 (me)
>>76871300 This anon here has some good recs with the links. These are also some great ones

>>76871095
Sapling, watch her steppies stream

>>76870897
My trust in her was a lot higher during that Japan trip. Plus, I don't pay much attention to the details regarding what she says and does.

>>76871218
I understand she obsesses over perfecting these things. It's the poor communication that has lowered my willingness to take everything she says at face value. I'm hopeful that will improve in the coming weeks.

I humbly request a sapbird drawing

>>76871300
Man, that walking memgen was gold. I hope she brings those back when she returns to USA. Maybe realizing how unhealthy she is will encourage her to try it more, or, a return of the legendary Ringfit... a Jailbird can dream

I have decided that i will make a sapbird? Jailsap? Jailling? Next

Had a strange dream last night where Nerissa did a cover of Fitzgerald but woke myself up because
A) cover will never give perms for a cover of a copyrighted English song
B) assuming the schizo rrats are right where she grew up, only people by that lake care about that dead canuck's songs

>>76871609
I'll make it tomorrow after work. I need to go to bed now. Am sorry, work tomorrow. Have a good night

>>76871600
Being cagey and having poor communication is a Rissa staple, she's slightly better when she's home, but not by much. When she has a more regular schedule she does better, travel really seems to F with her more than others

>>76868763
I'm sorry to tell you, but most Advent collabs are bad. I still watch them to get a bit of Rissa.

Did you all miss the part of the stream where Reese was seemingly molested by Beebs and Mogojan when she was sleeping and doesn't remember it at all? Uh kino?

>>76871600
She doesn't give us much ground to trust her. She always goes with maybes and never delivers, so while she's not technically lying, she has her fanbase waiting on any kind of communication which never happens. Then there was last week with the canceled stream, which once again, lack of communication, but also it adds a "lie", but not really. And the fact that she's always returning from these situations with a fake missed you, or saying it's al for us when she shows everything but care makes it even harder to think she genuinely appreciates her fanbase. But maybe she sees us as a big bully who she needs to please, that'd explain a lot.

>>76872489
The way she acts when she skips something and doesn't just say she's not going to do it reminds me of students that think skipping class because they didn't do their homework somehow makes the problem go away.

>>76872032
Yeah, I've noticed that too. If she had simply said, "Sorry Jailbirds, I'm going to be super busy this week working on some unannounced projects at Cover HQ. I'll likely be too tired most days to stream, but I'll try to do one or two if I'm feeling up to it. Please turn on twitter notifications so you don't miss anything." She just needs to be more honest sometimes.

>>76872489
I'm sure she appreciates us, or at least some of us. So, I'm not willing to accuse her of being two-faced. These complaints would frustrate her no doubt.

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1795664185818550770
It doesn't look so bad here, would actually eat.

>>76873035
I'd try the normal ones. The others are an affront to proper food and they should be ashamed of them.

I'm still peeved about her dropping FF7 remake. Even with the glitchiness that stream blew out her half-assed game streams and "what I ate today" zatsus because she was mostly having a good time, you could tell she was into the characters and stuff

>>76873433
I still don't really get that one. She dropped it cause some people said she was bad at the game or was there another reason? If she disliked playing it, that's unfortunate.

Guys I missed the collab due to work. Were there any notable TT moments?

>>76873633
I think the real reason is because she was never interested in the gameplay and when she watched all of the cutscenes on YouTube like a retard, it became too much of a chore for her on top of streaming being a chore already for her.

>>76873633
Yeah, I remember her complaining about backseaters/people saying she's bad, but I think the bulk of it was the setup was difficult for her. Plus, she watched all the cutscenes on YT (lol). If I recall right, she bought the PS5 just for FF7 and had a bunch of trouble getting it to stream. Technical problems really cause her to shut down as evidenced by her karaokes in JP over at home

>>76873633
she got too into it and she played it on her own off stream after the first (real) stream. At least that's my theory because after the first (real) stream, she had twitter activity at 5 am and was talking about her lack of sleep

>>76873944
>>76874066
I love how much she watches cutscenes and movie recaps on YouTube. The PS5 technical difficulties is something I completely forgot about. There was also the issues with Mario Kart during Aradia's stream. Brorissa either needs to become tech savvy or she needs a husband who is tech literate.

>>76874187
That's possible, but she was skipping past all of the tutorials lol

>>76874396
That husband? Me

>>76868823
/ope/ is spiritually confused. It's caught between r/ope/, c/ope/, and h/ope/ depending on the state of Rissa's communication and stream quality

>>76874658
Yesterday I c/ope/, and tomorrow I h/ope/. But to the shit stirrers today, I tell them to r/ope/

>>76874575
Just imagine, you're sitting in the living room playing a game or watching TV. You hear footsteps behind you, causing you to turn around. Standing there is Nerissa and with a pleading look on her face she says, "babe, I need help with my computer again."

>>76875009
>Is it plugged in?
>Did you restart?
>Rissa: Yes, please...
>*rolls eyes, Okay, let's go check it out
ywn

>>76875009
It's my goal. I will one day wake up to that face looking back at me. And the life will be perfect

>>76874890
Amen

>>76875198
A jailbird can dream...

>>76875198
>"What?! Why did you roll your eyes?"
>"..."
>"You definitely did! You know what fine, I don't need your help!"
how could you anon?

>>76875203
>>76875259
I'd dream about it more myself, but if it doesn't end up happening, I'll be a sad jailbird. So, I have to keep myself in check.

>>76875009
Of the millions of times I get asked to fix something, that would be a genuine pleasure. Oddly enough I used to be the guy when I was younger who was teaching the older ladies because their engineer hubbies wouldn't. Probably where my thing for older women came from.

>>76875841
Sometimes I think about how I could make it a reality, but the amount of creepy things one would have to do disgusts me. But I still long for that dream...

>>76876008
It's impossible to resist the woman you love asking for help with something. Unless you enjoy teasing them for a bit first. If only I could be so fortunate to have a wife to do things for.

>>76876116
I have doubts Rissa and I would be a good match as a couple to begin with. But yes, crossing paths with her or any holomember would likely require efforts that are creepy.

Emergency Rissa feet bump

Baker-san are you there?

Guess it's time to learn how to bake then

>>76878721
Done
>>76878721
>>76878721
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>>76878791
Good job.