/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76772093
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 53
Collabs: 59
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 8

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

Nerissa's armpits, sweaty and tasty

We all love Rissa here, right?

>>76772530
I'd unironically take a bullet for her

>>76772530
No, only I do.

>>76772530
I love her the most out of everyone; in fact, more than anyone in the whole world

>>76772530
I love her butt

>>76772530
She's a whore who lies in front of thousands of people for profit, just like the rest of her troupe of carpet-munchers.

>>76772530
I don't, she's a whore who hides behind a mask and a fake name in front of thousands of people for profit, just like the rest of her troupe of carpet-munchers.

>>76772741
>>76772823
GRRM is not writing that next novel, it's time to let go

>>76772530
I would eat her hotdish even if she fucked up and burnt the tots
Can you say the same?

>>76772741
>>76772823
Sister... you posted two times and used the same terms again... just letting you know

>>76772530
I can't help that she's my oshi, it sucks, but let's hope things get better

bro not even trying to hide it

>>76772903
He really isn't. He's a hack and committing authorial malpractice by fucking around and not finishing his mainline series

>>76772530
Ofcourse, I love my wife

>>76772530
I do and am looking forward to when she finally does get her chance on stage.

>>76772903
As funny as it is the guy is pathetic, we probably have copycats with him. This is gonna be a funnnnnnnn summer.

>>76773031
The baker leaves but the sister crying threadshitter remains. There's no justice in this world

>>76772530
I love her very much, I'm just a little disappointed in her right now.

>>76773275
Baker-san will be with us in spirit when he's not around. His dedication and unwavering loyalty thus far has been honorable. May god bless him in his future endeavors

>>76772942
Crunchy burnt potatoes are tasty anon.
She sounds like she is too anxious to let something burn though.

>>76772530
I love her very much thank you very much

>>76773437
Depends on the level of burn-ness tho

>>76772530
I love her sisters more but I love all of their fat asses

>>76773861
Who knew months ago that a trio of Midwestern sisters would have so much porn and erotic fanart made of them. How amused is the family about it? We at least know Aradia would probably guffaw even at the AI stuff.

https://twitter.com/evangellium/status/1795207446186631559/photo/1

no sex with Nerissa Ravencroft until an unspecified amount of time

>>76774916
You're back! /ope/ is healing!
Now if only Rissa butt anon would return

>>76775056
It's been hard keeping up with /ope/ these days but I barely bother reading the thread much because it's mostly arguing about the same stuff over and over. I just come here for the art since twitter's algorithm sucks at giving me rissa art.

>>76772530
I want her to be happy, so if that means I love her, then sure.

>>76774735
Malpha probably isn’t much of a fan.

>>76775056
no one fucking draws her butt, I do post when I see a new one

>>76775551
Malpha probably doesn't think about it

Hoooo boy it's a hot one out here today Jailbirds~

>>76777370
Mmm, daisy dukes Rissa is almost as alluring as nude overalls Rissa.

>>76777370
How the fuck did AI get the secondary mole right but couldn't make the first one

Playing Siege with Rissa

>>76779791
Year 9 jfc
Steam says I haven't played since spring 2019 but its probably been longer

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118872363

Sex with Rissa's cock

>>76774735
this is exactly the problem with this devil woman. bad enough she's doing it, but she's bringing her own sisters into it.

Good night /ope/, hope Rissa suffocates me with her boobs in my sleep

So why can't Rissa put out a schedule?

Shiori schedule out with 5 streams, I guess it will not be a busy week for Rissa I believe

>>76786089
Why is Nerissa so busy, since she went to Japan for work in March shouldn't she be ahead of Shiori and have less to do, leaving more time for streams?

>>76786089
She knows that some fans were upset that she cancelled the zatsu last minute. It was her fault for lack of communication but it's easier for her if she doesn't put out a schedule than if she has a schedule and misses a stream could you imagine how upset people would be if it happened two weeks in a row.

>>76786232
The work was signing her cardboard cutouts. Even the newest homos who are nowhere near getting 3D were in Japan for Fes. Seems like Cover just invited whoever wanted to come tour the Fes grounds. She just jumped at the chance for a free vacation.

>>76786089
Either she takes lots of time to pan out her schedule and she was too busy to do that so she'll YOLO, or she's too ashamed of putting an empty schedule so no schedule will make it (in her smol retarded brain) not shameful

>>76787238
Well I'm going to be real with you, I already saw how she operates with no schedule and I'm going to be even more upset if she doesn't stream at least 4 days + the collab like Shiori, which I'm already anticipating she won't do.

>>76786232
She never gives too many details about her daily activities. Is she truly busy or just wanting a bit of a break? We'll likely never know. Granted, she apparently didn't do anything all day when she cancelled Saturday's zatsu. At least that's what was implied by what Mumei said later that evening. So, we can either choose to trust her or not. She doesn't do herself any favors with the constant ambiguity though.

>>76787448
She obviously had no plans all day Sunday (JST) if Mumei said they talked until 5AM her time in discord. I don't know Mumei's exact timezone but that's at least 6PM JST at the very earliest so we know she had no work scheduled that day.

>>76787238
My wife is so smart...

It's pretty obvious at this point that she just doesn't tell stories nor reveals what she does to get away with lazing around. No one can hold you accountable if they don't know what you're doing.

I have a feeling she'll post a schedule anyway, so I'm not gonna get baited into calling her out...

>>76788219
You mean Shioris schedule will shame her into making one.

>>76788310
She planned since the beginning to post an schedule anyways so everyone can say she works hard even when she's so busy, and also recover some lost points for the canceled zatsu.

>>76788608
I mean they probably have been busy but they clearly aren't busy this week if Shiori can stream from at least 11-1PM almost every day. It's the middle of the work day over there.

>>76787286
so she doesn't hide from everyone, is that it? just from the ones that need to see her the most? Worse and worse.

>>76788730
Actually, scrap my idea. I think she'll travel with Biboo and have a vacation from her vacation.

>Did you watch Twilight?
>No
SHE HATES HER

>>76789805
Sounds like a good choice. The twins are too busy taking over the world and Shiori takes pride in being a bitch leaving her and Biboo behind.

>>76791027
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1795270803501834631
>itsreal
T-thanks Rissa...

>>76791027
RISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not taking less than 4 streams and a mem this week.

>>76791027
Oh
lmao

>>76791027
at least you have news Jailbirds.
Biboo didn't said anything since saturday

I'd say she's/here/ if not for the fact that telling people to stream your orisong in this situation is dumb.

>>76791624
Ehh Biboo could show up for one day and stream longer than Rissa does in an entire week so I feel like she gets a pass.

>>76791624
Didn't Bi oo say she wasn't gonna be streaming cause she has a secret mission on America? I remember someone posting that info.

>>76788050
I've said this for months. She always says stuff like "teehee I've got a lot of recording to do tomorrow, so I'm cutting the stream short today." Yet, we don't see any results of all the recording she's supposedly doing. We can cope and say a full length LP is coming, but until we see some results it's all just hot air

>>76791711
She’s punishing us because we whine too much…

>>76791801
Lmao right after I posted this Mori, who has been on bedrest after surgery for two weeks announces an album. You can't make this stuff up

>>76791799
>Advent quest
yes but suddently Fuwamoco off collab on tuesday so i guess she flying back to USA after that.

>>76792302
She releases albums like crazy and somehow manages to pull long ass streams constantly. She's just on another level and I wish Rissa worked half as hard as she does.

From global

>>76792552
Nice ant image anon

>>76792440
maybe she'll get more comfy about streaming as a holo in her 2nd year

>>76792552 (me)
OKAY ill just properly link it
>>76792483

>>76792597
It's true, Mori started rough but came into her own. Rissa isn't coming from the same circumstances, she knows what she was getting into, and doesn't show half of the work ethic Mori does
>>76792630
Sounds like Rissa might be traveling with Beebs for a few days and then returning to JP?

>>76788730
>It's the middle of the work day over there.

Since when does that matter? They aren't a regular 9-5 operation.

>>76791027
>complete dark schedule
>Full Advent Collab with Big Announcement

Yeah, its probably 3D and an additional video with project requiring moving locations if there is just absolutely nothing.

>>76793210
>beebs
hi novelite

>>76793264
The middle of the work day absolutely matters because they're not recording at midnight and if she's streaming at 11AM and it's unlikely she's working over at the studio in the morning, leaving only a few hours in the afternoon to do actual studio work.

>>76793415
Not a Novelite but I love Shiori's naming convention. "Reese" name legit had me rolling

>>76793604
Same i really found it funny. I love that Advent gets along so well with each other

>>76793264
The talents might not be, but I imagine the sound engineers and other bts employees are. I doubt Cover has alternative shifts like a hospital and unless they're a black company the employees aren't going to be working at 0100 normally

>>76793210
Everyone's different, but I'll tell you right now the way Mori is is NOT healthy for the average person
She's built different, built stupid (and I love her for it, but fuck)
Rissa going at her own pace and doing her own thing is fine, I appreciate her as she is and she'll definitely get more comfortable over time

>>76793849
I'm pretty sure it's not a normal 9-5 for every employee. Maybe not a night shift but evening shift probably does exist, since there are regularly also 3d live stuff on the main channel on for example 8pm JST

>>76793264
>>76793849
>>76794022
I can't imagine a scenario where they're busy yet Shiori can stream at 11AM JST but Rissa can't at 9AM.

>>76793829
Yeah, I'm looking forward to the offcollab, even if it's the only Rissa we get this week. Plus, the dogs sounded less kayfabe during that offcollab karaoke last time which my ears appreciate

>>76793968
Rissa is satisfied with being a big fishing in a small pond, she doesn't have the ambition Mori has. For her, hololive was a goal, not a way to climb higher, kinda ironic considering her orisong.

>>76794078
The scenario where she doesn't want to. Did you consider that?

>>76794205
That's okay too, she can find her comfort zone and expand if she wants
The resources are always there if she wants to use them

Hi

>>76795374
save us, watabird

>>76794905
It's her choice, that's true. I just feel it's a bit of a waste to be so talented and have all the resources yet not striving for more. Not our call to make, sadly.

>>76795374
Hail, watabird

>>76794205
That could be true. Her original goals were generic and not very specific, which leads me to believe she doesn't actually have any, or she's not serious about them. People that have goals are specific and it's a burning desire. Rissa has a "nice to do" list, not a "must do" list. Heck, she can half-ass everything like she's been doing and still accomplish most of the things on this list

>>76796043
She did mention she wants a solo live. Good fucking luck with the trajectory she's on.

>>76796152
You have to win the marika tournament for that
Which uh.. I dunno about that..

>>76796043
Cover is slowing down on gen debuts to focus efforts on brand expansion and support, so she should be fine
Most things she wants to do are dependent on resource allocation, which with it improving (especially the efforts on overseas outreach with the new office in Cali [although it's mainly for shipping logistics FOR NOW, it'll be used to facilitate sponsorships in the West])

>>76796152
She can do phoned in vertical streams for the next couple of months and reach 1,000,000 subs while gen alpha is out of school and then use that 1mil gift for a solo live, if she's serious about it

>>76796774
You can't use your 1 mil wish on a sololive. That's a 3D live. Sololive means it's in a physical venue with tickets sold.

>>76796774
Even with vertical streams she's a year away from a million. That's why the sub push is so dumb. Her time would be better spent putting out actual quality streams and building a real fanbase to support her instead of farming trash subs.

When is that Advent off-collab stream again?

>>76797498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27ZA4dkaow

>>76795374
Could definitely see Nerissa playing this game she's playing right now

>>76796043
I think what some anon said a couple days ago that "perhaps everything is moving a gear too fast for Rissa to keep up" maybe actually the case

>>76796043
>vocal synthesizer
Is she okay with her voice being used for AI covers

>>76796369
When did Kanata win Marika?

>>76797963
Didnt stop some fans making AI covers with the dogs, thats how they made a "rivalry" with Kevin Lamar and sang Silent Hill

I made a severe mistake by making this

>>76798215
FAT FUCK

>>76798215
This jailbird looks like he's about to say something RACIST

>>76798257
>>76799053
Perhaps this one is better

>>76796934
She things we'll like her if she improves her singing even more, and by going by rhat logic, maybe she thinks she can get subs and then make them loyal followers through her singing? That's my theory.

>>76799107(me)
And writing on phone fucking sucks.

>>76799092 (me)
I'm looking at my own creation and for some reason Perobird looks like a Pokemon

>>76795529
Its not as if she doesn't care about her music when she started out reaching out everywhere she could, calling in resources/favors from old buddies, and still has the most music made and positively critically reviewed of the rest of her gen, including helping the prospective idol duo dogs with their projects. Mori as much as I love her takes things as another anon said to an unhealthy degree, where she has a real shot at (heaven forbid) just dying off early from stress or overwork.

Rissa doesn't want to be a mega diva, but she wants to let her music reach far and wide, and perform onstage. Lilium getting toasted as it did and that silliness she had with bringing out Yuki no Hana probably soured her some, girl lets setbacks and assumed negatives get to her quite a bit. Yet she is still chugging along and helping others, its just we don't always hear about it. She helped the twins with Let Me be With You, and didn't brag or see to it she saw credit, so I'd like to think she really does things for the love of the music purely. Not to say she doesn't have career wants, but it really does feel she operates just for things she loves.

>>76799092
I can feel this smug perobird’s aura through my screen

>>76799092
I will use this for nefariously RACIST posts, thank you

>>76799418
Use this one for extra racist posts

>>76799292
Sometimes I wonder if she takes poor numbers on her songs as like a betrayal from her fans. Like we didn't support her song cover choices enough or something.

>>76800018
Woah don’t let him near any minorities

>>76800157
Odds are she knows about the war on kpop already, Neal's website is fucking GARBAGE

>>76800157
She didn't build up a fiercely loyal fanbase willing to do their reps by putting a lot of effort into streaming like Kiara, which is 90% of the public facing a Holo does. Instead she curated a twitter tranny fanbase whose only desire is getting attention from her and beyond that nothing matters.

>>76797963
If people misused it, hell no. If it was solely user for honest creations, she'd probably be happy.

>>76799292
>rest of her gen
Whenever Rissa's music output is compared with her genmates it makes me laugh. She's years' worth of experience ahead of them the comparison is just unfair. Maybe Kronii, IRyS, or Gura?

>>76800810
She's really not that far ahead of Fuwamoco either. What does she have, like two more covers than them?

Gnite jailbirds. This week is gonna suck. Ima set the over/under for amount of streams (excluding the off collab tomorrow) at 2.5
I'm taking the under.

>>76801538
Have a good night, Jailbird. Hang in there

>>76801106
I was thinking more of the "positively critically reviewed" part. As the only utaite, the comparison with the rest of Advent makes me self-conscious that we're giving her such easy wins.

I missa da Rissa

>>76801984
Just take the win, she doesn't have much else going for her, unless you want to count shortest streams as a plus, which to be fair some people might

I love me Rissa

Dang, Nerissa posted her "schedule" on YouTube but disabled comments. I think she's aware people are disappointed. Sometimes I am not sure if we are being too mean or if the criticism is justified

>>76800157
I doubt she places the blame on us. It's far more likely she views it as her own personal failure. I wish she wouldn't though. There are plenty of musicians that tour who get similar viewcounts for their songs on YouTube.

>>76805494
Did she do that as soon as the post went up or was someone being an ass? Either way, it's a bit sad, because that's a clear sign she knows people are unhappy. I'd hate it, but at this rate I won't be surprised if she cries during the next members' stream. There's a lot of discontent right now and there's no way it hasn't begun to reach her.

>>76805494
Dang, is real. Sometimes honesty hurts, but it sets limits and is ultimately helpful to her. Pretending everything is perfect doesn't do her any favors. So long as we praise her when she does well she won't spiral to into dysfunctional forms of attention-seeking, or emotionally shut down

>>76806589
I sure do look forward to Nerissa and others viewing us as a fanbase that does nothing but complain and try to control people
That's great for viewer-streamer relationship, I mean, it's worked out super well every time another group tried it!

>>76806784
Quit being a bitch and have some standards, some dignity. No one is controlling anyone by stating opinions and preferences sis

>>76805494
There is valid criticism but it gets amplified by trolls and sisters.

>>76807022
>have some standards
I'm watching a cute girl be dumb in games and talk about whatever that sings and dances
This isn't fucking serious business or some political campaign
And half of the "criticism" reads like some abusive groomer shit or seething 2view jealousy, so don't "b- but it's CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM" me when you just spit insults and don't have a lick of positive shit to say

I mean is less than a year fair to say that this is it and how she is? That she'll never improve and she's satisfied with the way things are? She's not the worst streamer ever, and there are definitely worse talents in Hololive. Still if this is the peak of her ability, I have to say I'm a bit disappointed. I would have liked her to improve as a streamer a bit and to be fair, she has improved a little since debut. Stuff like not reading SCs in the middle of stream, being more willing to have fun in karaokes instead of trying to get every song perfect, and her game choice, while still awful, is a little better. (Remember when all she played were RPGmaker Horror games she had already played before?) I can accept that she'll never be a gamer, but if that's the case, I want her to tell us stories, especially when she's in Japan and we know things are happening.

>>76807212
If you're just mindlessly consooming, why even bother posting? You're a drone. Just turn on a stream and turn your brain off if you care so little

>>76807598
>you HAVE to complain constantly
>you can't EVER take it easy and be content
>you have to constantly pressure, belittle, and insult your oshi
You're either a jealous sister, or proof that a bunch of adventrix really are just burned rejects blowing in from other girls

>>76807785
The alternative being total newfags to Hololive like you?

>>76807946
>doesn't deny being a retard that got burned
Alright fag, which one did you blow in from?
Who hurt you?

>>76808081
None of them interested me.

>>76806589
>israel
uhhhhhhhhhhhh i hope she isn’t actually /here/ because i haven’t seen anyone complaining about her activity other than a few spergs here

Has anyone else worn their birthday merch shirt around yet? It's made of a thick material, would not recommend for the gym or a hot day

>>76805494
Dang I was about to give her a piece of my mind there. Going to wait for a stream then.

>>76807458
>Remember when all she played were RPGmaker Horror games she had already played before?
Can you truly say that chillaslop or rental isn't worse than that?

>slop

Thinking about sharing some contact info with you boys so I can better stay in contact with you all. Thoughts on this?

>>76806589
it always turns off comments if you link a youtube stream where the chat is closed
we had this shit with shiori already, or at least I think it was shiori

>>76812436
If she hadn't showed herself to be really technologically inept I'd fear that she did that on purpose for plausible deniability. She's just a dummy though so no biggie

>>76812436
THE RRATSLAYER

>>76812436
Yeah it was Shiori.

I love Nerissa Ravencroft. Maybe this is just a drunk fembird's ramblings, but I honestly aspire to be her kouhai someday. I want to be to Nerissa what Kiara is to Nerissa.

>>76813936
Go for it fembird, worst that can happen is you don't get in

>>76805991
>There are plenty of musicians that tour who get similar viewcounts for their songs on YouTube.

Shit there are historical songs, shit that is a staple at clubs, is sometimes not even as high as Holo music in general, nor her old or new music, sometimes by a wide margin in views or likes. She should be proud. Not even mentioning memetic bombshells like Loli Kami Requiem. She should understand that things are just volatile in the entertainment industry. Sometimes we think since she is terminally online, she would know how crazy the algorithm really can be for things and isn't always indicative of quality but maybe she really takes things to heart more than she should(i know, no shit, but this is something I think some Holos just put too much pressure on themselves or Cover misunderstands as what constitutes good artists).
>>76812436
Yeah I was worried about that. She probably wanted to highlight for the community yes she is definitely somewhere in case they happen not to watch the pups, yet forgor to do so on Twitter.

>>76808081
Best to not engage, its become painfully obvious who these peeps are and they just want attention.

>>76809764
May has been a rollercoaster for me, have been away from home with family business or dealing with stuff, but I plan to find a good hat or suit to use them with.

>>76813936
Do it Fembird. I support your endeavors

>>76813936
Yeah, if anything I hope this year has taught you to never give up, and surely don't get discouraged over what you see here, good luck to you and your future glomps with your senpai.

I kissa da Rissa

Am I the only one who has had a Rissa nightmare where she's giving a nursing handjob but her milk suddenly goes sour and I sit up and push her away in disgust yelling "you're not Rissa!" And remove her mask revealing a robot face and then real Rissa shows up next to the robot and they dance in circles around me singing "This is Halloween" from that Disney movie? Just me then? Alright going back to sleep

Good afternoon /ope/!!
Glad most of the thread was actually sane this time
https://x.com/aesfixcia/status/1795389490913325262/photo/1

https://x.com/LunalieneRay/status/1795371872848380378/photo/1

When did Advent get their blue checkmarks back btw?

>>76817656
Since she mentioned a Higurashi watchalomg, I wonder how long until we get Angel Mort fanart, probably not until we actually have the watchalong.

>>76792630
Everything would make perfect sense if she was going back to the US with Biboo. The no schedule and the watchalong with Blue-rays. And we know by now how retarded Rissa is with travel opsec so it's a very probable theory imo

Rescheduled my shift with a friend so that I can watch the Off-collab

https://x.com/ElPanguin0/status/1795241498973237657/photo/1

https://x.com/LordJoeboto/status/1795364560574226822/photo/1

>>76818479
Wouldn't surprise me if she is going to Offkai in person.

>>76821385
That'd be weird considering how she sounded too damn scared of going to conventions and getting kidnapped

>>76818810
LETS FUCKING GO ERBIRD, WELL DONE

>>76821385
That doesn’t make any sense. Why would she fly back for offkai in person and then fly back? Biboo said she had some business to take care of and offkai, and then she would return to Japan. And as >>76821470 pointed out, she doesn’t really go to cons in person anymore, so why interrupt a Japan trip to go do something you aren’t a fan of, then presumably fly back to Japan? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

>>76813936
Why? This devil woman is despicable.. She hides behind a mask and a fake name to act like a degenerate in front of thousands of people for profit.

She speaks time and again about getting married and having a family, yet has not made an effort in actually doing that.

If she had any sense, she'd put an end to this nonsense, march her ass back to Minnesota, and beg her parents to find a husband for her before it was too late.

>>76821470
Sure wonder why she'd be scared? Gee, sounds to me like a sign she shouldn't be in this business in the first place.

someone censor me again?

>>76823487
Did you say something incredibly fucking stupid?

>>76822334
>she doesn’t really go to cons in person anymore

You know Nerissa by now, she'd get convinced and 180 whatever she previously said. Just like how we hear of all her traumas and dislikes, but then she says something completely contradictory. Like saying she hates Burger King and McDonald's but still eating frequently. I could definitely see her trenchcoating it up and going incognito regardless of what she said.

For what its worth Rissa if you're reading this, despite the schizo in this thread, most of your fans are just horny but normal, like you. If you meet a Jailbird face to face most you'd get is an awkward "h-hello", you make someone's day, then life keeps it movin' just like your other compatriots in the vtuber sphere. And that insult that everyone doesn't wash was an old trope that needs to die. I've been to 4 cons, barely having anyone that smells like ass in any of them. More like they probably overcompensate because of that meme and wear too much cologne/perfume sometimes. But I'm an East Coast bird, we just might be better about that.

>>76823658
I told these people that this woman(you get shot for saying her name here) should quit this business and beg her parents to find a husband for her before it's too late.

>>76823838
You should unironically get shot

>>76823838
No one wants their parents to find a partner for them. Talk about a disaster waiting to happen.

>>76823878
why is that? Am I such a monster?>>76824047
What would you know? She doesn't seem to be doing it herself.

>>76823838
Lets pretend you aren't just someone trying to roleplay this doofus. Maybe you should take the hint on not saying that name, stop acting like you're this girl's father and just go away if her brand of entertaining isn't your thing. Nothing hurts you if you do.

>>76824119
And let her get away with it? It is not a crime to call someone by their name. Who do you think you are? You know who I am.

>>76824119
Don't entertain him, just tell him to rope and report

Read this rules of the board
>>1
And Jailbirds, just hide and report
He’s mentally ill so there’s no reasoning with him

>>76824449
why am i the ill one? At least I'm not part of your cult.

Even sisters aren't this retarded...

>>76824764
There's no sisters but dejected jailbirds, but I agree he's a blight upon this world and should get run over the next time he leaves home.

https://twitter.com/ErylStray/status/1782140583374463215
https://files.catbox.moe/vs9cnt.jpg
Not sure if I'd get banned for this even tho it has no nipples, so catboxed just for safety

>>76825917
Both moles, nice.

>>76824544
Joseph, GRRM isn’t writing that next novel. It’s time to let go…

Biboo said she might meet the Ravencrofts so Rissa will be going home for a bit. Here is my answer why she might fly back-n-forth. If you remember in during the first JP trip she spoke about how it is difficult for a woman like her to find appropriate menstrual products for her in Japan. I think she is going back to get a new stache of those as she's been not home for a month now. This also potentially means a little man mention

>>76826890
Imagine going halfway across the world to buy menstrual products kek

>>76826507
It's not about that. Well, it is, but not as much as the rest. It's about putting down the physical representation of everything wrong with Vtubers.
And who's the nut that talked about calling my mother? He said that like that scares me or her.
And someone warned me for saying the name of a country. What a joke.

Forced to leave Japan because their tampons won't fit my massive vagina

>>76826890
>wasting thousands of dollars on fast short time flight tickets to buy tampons in the other side of the world
Yeah... no

>>76826890
I doubt that is it with the tampons, if she had that much advance notice, unless Cover didn't specify how long she would actually be there, she'd have stocked up. Of course, Cover fucks up all the time, so maybe you're onto something there and they gave her a time window, but not an actual solid time frame for having her in Japan, which may also be why she is so anxious, that schedules are always tentative.

Plus she gets to have her family meet Biboo, and they seem to love her, so its a win-win anyway.

So you're saying we can expect a Rissa, Biboo and MamaRissa offcollab?

>>76827486
If they feel like streeaming, yes

>>76827486
I doubt Mamarissa is allowed on stream anymore after the accidental dox.

>>76827486
You can expect Biboo to tell some things about her experience there, nothing more.
>>76826890
The stache idea is dumb, but she might as well restock, take her skin care products, and rest from all the dencing for a bit. She most probably just wants to take Biboo home, same idea as to why she went to Shiori's before jp.

>>76826985
>>76827204
>>76827449
It's just an additional reason. Aside from maybe homesickness/missing her family, new season = different clothes (which she also stuuggles to find in Japan), some data files that arent on her laptop and more

>>76827655
there are no accidents, you rat. I remember when that bit was censored from the VOD. what a joke. I have the right to know someone's name, and only a coward would censor it.

>>76827872
Are you vaccinated?

Jailbirds just can't stop giving the doxxfag the attention he seeks, huh...

>>76827872
What flavor of autism is this?

>>76827956
True, but it’s been really fun messing with him

>>76827894
Why is that relevant

There was an anon posting about marriage earlier. I dont even post about that here anymore and you should know that anon was not me (Catholic anon) thanks boys

>>76827746
NTA, it's not dumb but it is unreasonable to think a stache is the main cause

>>76826890
Is there a clip of Biboo saying she’s going to meet them?

>>76828065
I'm not Catholic. I don't even want her.

btw you guys are nasty, speculating about private things. leave nerissa alone, i hope its a jealous woman posting those things and not actual jailbirds

>>76828065
>Catholic anon
There are many Catholic Jailbird, you know how little that narrows it down?

>>76828065
Don’t worry christfag you’re okay in my eyes

>>76828254
Im the one you guys all hate. The one that made the marriage clip in the last wsg thread and I was NOT the one marriage posting this thread so i came to clear my name

>>76828254
thanks brother!

>>76828494
Meant for >>76828349

They don't know there is a Muslim jailbird.

>>76828573
how? she is against everything you stand for.

Shut the fuck up no one cares about your religion

>>76828573
I do. I remember you talking about not wanting to be killed after some jailbirds spoke about Risser potentially getting canceled over eating MCD. To which one jailbird responded that he will fracture the Middle East if that happens. And you replied to that "tf did i do?". I reckon you're either from Libanon or Egypt

>>76826890
Did Biboo say she’d meet Rissa’s family in a stream or tweet?

>>76828220
Honestly we focused on just if it was a factor on why she is jetting back, its nothing big, since its not the focus. We've had one couple of Jailbirds trying to gauge her cycle, now THAT is a step too far.

>>76828786
Egypt yep. Your memory is something else, care to share with Rissa? kek

>>76829057
It's nothing even nasty, just part of nature. Just like diabetics need their insulin, or how some need special deodorants cause their skin is too sensitive. Stop making periods look like a forbidden and gross thing, it's something half the human population has to deal with.

>>76829243
Even women think it is gross. Something can be both gross and normal

>>76829299
Ok, I can give you that it can be gross for some people. But it's still something normal.

>>76829243
I'm just saying a good deal of us aren't into getting into her business and it was just a part of the topic, not the topic itself.

>>76829132
I have had some international students from Egypt. I could pick it up from you rather easily. I would be willing to share some of my memory with Reese but i sorta need it for my job. I wouldnt be able to write my PHD thesis or/and teach without it. Besides, arent slightly retarded girls cute?

>>76829492
I know egirls love being called dumb silly girls and all that shit but I wad raised on a family where being dumb was almost a sin and I always twitch when someone calls other person retarded, even in an affectionate way.

>>76829492
Take the stubbornness out of Rissa and she'll be the best type of retarded. Only so slightly retarded to not be stiff, but also dependable overall.

>>76829811
Jailbros... i dunno how to tell you but... Rissa... she is quite the birdbrain, ditzy klutzy girl

https://twitter.com/Hoshiiii_art/status/1795487994402738577/photo/1

>>76829964 (me)
Not that she is super stupid or dumb. Just lacking in some departments of logical assessment, spacial awareness and technical insight. You know, stuff that is usually more attributed to men

>>76830136
Are you the funniest poster alive that's just women

>>76830136
>spacial

Well, it’s obvious that many of you didn’t grow up with a sister or have had much interaction with women. Periods don’t last an entire month. Bleeding also doesn’t typically last more than a week. Usually it’s several days. Do women go through products during this time? Yes, especially if they have a heavy flow. Don’t matter what Rissa is, but she probably knows how many tampons she should bring for a long trip.

>>76830642
My sister is more a woman than this one will ever be. Your woman is a liar who runs around schlicking her female coworkers on the regular.

>>76830440
That's exactly what i was trying to hint at

>>76829917
Less seems to be retarded and more like not entirely stressing to learn some things. Just a normal lackadaisical attitude.

I mean, we have Holos that have mentioned decent jobs they had on stream or workman's certifications they've gotten, seemingly have trouble learning some things in games, so I don't really ever buy the dumb angle. It just depends on how they feel on a topic whether they dedicate the brainspace to it. Think about how many perfectly intelligent people say they aren't "tech savvy", its the same thing.

Though I've also had friends who worked for NASA saying some scientists there behave like they can barely walk down the hall. So wisdom and intelligence are two different things.

>>76830642
Sorry, I took them out and played with them and now she can't use them anymore...

get in here, not sure if Nerissa will show but she retweeted
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1795501095860756807

Woah

>>76831518
She's here, they're all at Fuwamoco's house

>>76827956
Probably time to just tell him mom on him, he had his chance to drop it but couldn't resist tweeting again
Had a single clean week

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

This counts as her Twitter space in her mind.

She'll count this as a stream off her guerilla schedule btw.

>>76831931
Stop copying me.

>>76831911
>>76831931
It is so fucking sad that I cant say that you are wrong

>>76831911
>>76831931
It does count btw I'll make sure to let her know :^)

>>76831712
Advent orgy on twitter, finally

GIWTWM

>>76830510
I'll give her a fatial

>>76831997
I can see the tweet already: thanks Rissa for making time out of your busy schedule to be on Biboo's space! I'm so happy to hear you having a good time with Advent, but remember to rest too. #RissaLIVE

The volume booster extension came in a clutch

>Tomorrow
I'm not sleeping

>>76772093
Nerissa > so like we need to sleep SOON right guys?

Holy shit make it less obvious

Nerissa and cutting short any kind of stream, name a more iconic duo.

>>76832319
It's like 2-3am there right now, they kinda do

>>76832319
Nerissa ruining everything as always

Niggas it's 2am, give them a break

>>76832297
It is okay PharaoBird (i have decided i will call you that. EUbirds also will lack sleep

>>76832397
She got fucking sleep apnea we know her ass not sleeping after this

It's no wonder she doesn't want to stream at her regular time. She's probably up this late every night there now.

>>76832465
She will. Rissa will be left tired after the advent yobai party.

>>76832465
Shiori will give her 5 orgasms and nerissa will have the best sleep of her life

>>76832397
She could at least not be the one to make things end for ONCE. And not even a thank you jailbirds, or at least I didn't hear it.

>>76832420
>PharaoBird
WE WUZ

>>76832420
Brothers in no sleep

Did she just randomly disappear near the end

>>76832653
Jailbros...

>>76832655
Dove into Fuwawa's muff, never to resurface

There's need to be more Fuwawa x Nerissa art. Rissa is sleeping her bed tonight.

Hey jailbirds, pebble here. I love you guys, don't let the retarded shitposters get you down ok?
<3

>>76832653
Count me in too…

>>76832916
Don't shove your happy life with your oshi on my face.

>>76832916
Yahallo pebble, we love you and all of Advent too <3

>>76833042
I'll shove something else in your face.

>>76833068

>>76832916
Appreciate you pebble

The sleepiest off-collab in a few hours

>>76832549
you're disgusting.

>>76833145
where's the mole

>>76833162
I demand JWU voice from all of them, or else I'll eat an extra cookie or something, I dunno

>>76833145
fake.

>>76832916
Thanks pebble. This one is for you

Rissa is having so much fun with Advent
She completely forgot Kiara's existence
I feel bad for her

>>76834070
We already know you hate Kiara, keep it to yourself.

>>76834070
they're all the same degenerate. all this sheath-swirling made them forget they're women.

>>76834070
Replace Kiara with Jailbird, shitposter kun. It's more topical right now

>>76834390
Rissa should play fallout

>>76834489
Alright, what's Rissa's S.P.E.C.I.A.L

>>76834389
Don't hurt me like this...

>>76834659
2 3 5 10 5 5 10

>>76835023
>INT
>5
Damn, she can go toe to toe with Snuffles

>>76835361
This creature molests the Niori

She's fingering a girl right this moment btw

Has Nerissa ever done a solo twitter space?

>>76832865
People thought I was mad when I held stock in the ship as much as Shioraven, but Fuwawa never forgot that kabedon, she's been baiting Rissa for more ever since with slightly increasing the brattiness.

>>76836228

>>76836228
Nope, only with Kiara, Shiori, and Advent as a whole, if I remember correctly.

>>76836228
Hopefully this is just you using reverse psychology to dare her to do one, rather than shitposting, I want to have some hope for mankind this decent Tuesday.

>>76836183
sick, just sick.

>>76835361
Soratomobird? Nunnunbird? You forgot your horns

>>76836326
>>76836433
>>76836700
Too intimate a situation for someone who holds their fanbase at an arm's length now.

>>76837406
>now
She was never a parasocial vtuber in the first place. The treating streaming as a job for the most part and wanting to end streams quickly has been going on since debut. It just took a long time for people to recognize it for what it was.

>>76837535
But the ASMR stream...

Are the threadshitters all Yuropoors it's much less negative in here during burger evening and night hours

Preparing new thread.

>>76837677
Thanks baker, you're the silent guardian we need but don't deserve. Sorry you always come to more crap.

>>76837668
I already said my piece, I'm not here to spam shit we all know.

>>76837677
Fresh.

>>76838138
>>76838138
>>76838138

>>76838229
Thanks chef.