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>flips
>into a very special place in your heart

>> No.76782255

>>76782195
making good content edition

>Who is Filian?
White haired cat girl. Hyperactive zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filian
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost

>Notable Clips
Filian breaks containment
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPly
Filian is bilingual?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P8P0aeT-ZPw
When $20 is $20
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9fK8xPLiqFM
If I Laugh, I Get Punished #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7I1pW05iR4

>Featured Streams
The VTuber Awards 2023, hosted by Filian
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2006839616
Monopoly with Pippa, Dokibird and Lumi
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2134804090
Filian & Vedal vs Neuro
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2100458497
Filan & MariMari_EN Watch ONE Championship Fight Night 21
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2111797010

>Fan music videos
Love Taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefw
My Vtuber Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60

>Rentrys
Vod Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide
Stream Archives
https://rentry.org/Filipino_Archive
Thread baking instructions
https://rentry.org/Flip_Baking_Pasta

>Usual schedule
Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat
21:00 - 24:00 UTC

>Recent Stream
Roast of Filian
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2144985443

>Friends
>>>/vt//pcg/
>>>/vt//lig/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//999/
>>>/vt//swarm/

>Previous Thread
>>76714496

>> No.76782261

>flips
>jobs

>> No.76782397

>flips
>accuses you of dating your sibling

>> No.76782460

>>76782255
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT'S NOT THE RECENT STREAM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.76782469

>5 minute VAR break

>> No.76782618

Filian please PLEASE be a man.
>shondo_disdain_for_gays.webm

>> No.76782731

>donut daddy
uh oh

>> No.76782776

>Log in to TikTok
please no filian I am a 14 year old boy this is too mature for me

>> No.76782798

>>76782255
>flips
>continuously fricks up the bake

>> No.76782888

donut_daddy fricks dude holy shieza

>> No.76783105

lets gooooo someone thinks filian is young for once

>> No.76783208

>>76783105
filian is literally the "Hello Fellow kids" meme with all the zoomer references she makes

>> No.76783213

>>76783105
zoomers think filian is young and xoomers think shes 30

>> No.76783247

Why does everyone think filian is a zoomer? She's nearly 40, she just has severe ADHD.

>> No.76783296

>>76783247
what do you mean, "why", brother she acts like she's a 14 year old boy for 40 hours a week

>> No.76783312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMd-3t7Ki8c
Snackers this YLYL clip actually got me

>> No.76783354

>>76783312
holy kek

>> No.76783392

UNDERBOOB GOOD

>> No.76783435

>>76783312
>bro got turned into a baked potato - filian

>> No.76783472

>>76783435
KEK I was trying to figure out how to bake the thread when she said that fuck

>> No.76783509

>>76783312
I laughed at the chiropractor skeleton video.

>>76783435
Yeah the video didn't make me flinch but that comment got me.

>> No.76783531

>flips
>post the same dumbass image as OP every thread

>> No.76783562

https://files.catbox.moe/667su4.mp4

>> No.76783603

>>76783562
stop my pastor told me I have to stop watching videos like this or I'm going to hell

>> No.76783655

>>76783531
>flips
>doesnt bake but spergs when other people bake using the rentry

>> No.76783705

>>76783531
There are probably 8 /flip/ threads so far so may as well stick with the image since the general started as a shitpost anyway.

>> No.76783808

dominoes is high skill cap they shouldn't play that

>> No.76783857

>nine mens morris
trying to one up marimari eh

>> No.76784081

it's a ninentdo device guys how hard can it be

>> No.76784163

>>76784081
You underestimate how efficiently Filian destroys electronics.

>> No.76784214

>>76784163
CURSED

>> No.76784273

that hole? from my cock.

>> No.76784307

I got $5,000 on michi any takers at 2:1 odds

>> No.76784374

>>76783808
dominoes and backgammon are ezpz even children can play them

>> No.76784423

michi's queen looks really strong here

>> No.76784464

nice pawn gameplay filian should assemble a wave

>> No.76784545

>>76784423
yet filian still establishes complete control of the center board

>> No.76784581

BLUNDER

>> No.76784638

just sac the queen fily its fine

>> No.76784689

>>76784638
GTO optimal filian
HOLY SHIT

>> No.76784760

FREE HORSE MICHI

>> No.76784898

chess i eep

>> No.76784903

michi you're down material wtf

>> No.76784992

filyTempo MokaS

>> No.76785049

FILIAN YOURE TROLLING

>> No.76785224

filian sees the line

>> No.76785484

filian would shrek me in chess

>> No.76785513

it’s over

>> No.76785537

Is that "I WIN" line from Death Note?

>> No.76785581

filyHag powers will help her take this

>> No.76785627

FREE MICHI W
TAKE THAT PAWN BABY

>> No.76785639

she's making too many unforced blunders

>> No.76785656

Filian's throwing for content right?

>> No.76785757

filian > paul morphy

>> No.76785806

my wife filian is simply being gracious and giving her intoxicated friend a chance to win. you will see now that we enter endgame

>> No.76785809

>>76785656
she always tries to throw in these 1v1's
only Rainhoe and 10ma were too stupid to capitalize on it

>> No.76785864

fily W coming in
she will promote a pawn and michi will throw

>> No.76785875

>>76785809
Maybe sometimes but she very clearly doesn't pay attention to some setups from the other players until it's too late

>> No.76785897

FILY NO
K A6
K A6
K A6

>> No.76785937

owari da michi...

>> No.76785964

o7 filian loses another chess game

>> No.76785996

impeccable throwing
filian is like stockfish level negative 25

>> No.76786008

well this was a short stream

>> No.76786050

filian please don't abandon me you're all I have

>> No.76786108

mr. hands promote

>> No.76786138

I really really really wanna touch Filian's butt

>> No.76786174

horse rape time holy shit

>> No.76786213

CHECK'D

>> No.76786239

timmy...

>> No.76786265

TIMMY LOVE

>> No.76786311

>>76786138
I'm focused on her tummy rn personally

>> No.76786322

Do you think Filian is into anal ?

>> No.76786346

https://youtu.be/lnigc08J6FI?si=LMmjhn2LGYoGzRI3

>> No.76786360

>>76786322
I feel like she loves you enough to try it but doesn't actually like it you know

>> No.76786388

filian 1v1 L
completely destroyed

>> No.76786404

>>76786322
I don't think that she's really asexual, but I just can't imagine her as a sexual being with a libido.

>> No.76786438

underboob kino

>> No.76786454
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>> No.76786466
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>> No.76786518

my cute foxcat wife tried so hard...

>> No.76786568

>>76786360
Fuck, Filian needs to be impregnated asap ! She is unironically breedable and she has elite physical abilities, she needs to be impregnated by a white Chad cuz those genetics shouldn't be wasted, she may create a superhuman.

>> No.76786610

>>76786568
it's too late anon
she's post menopausal
your only hope is to track down a filian wannabe

>> No.76786632

>>76786404
She's an athlete, bro. Her hormones are on fire !

>> No.76786660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOP7G5J755s
This seems like the kind of song that'd play at the end of an edited highlight video on Filian's channel.

>> No.76786669

>>76786518
and got so far...

>> No.76786677

>>76786632
true. she's probably hornier than a rabbit in heat

>> No.76786784

filyButt on my mind

>> No.76786840

Finally >>76775397

>> No.76786866

Michi trying to get the circumschizo after Filian

>> No.76786868

>mfw cutfag
I'm going to fucking kms

>> No.76786935

>>76786677
We need to convince Vedal to lift weights and practice a combat sports or martial arts. His brain + Filian's athletic abilities could produce a master race baby !

>> No.76786940

>>76786868
ask your parents why they would make your penis much less sensitive

>> No.76786949

>>76786868
jej imagine getting the jewcut

>> No.76786973

>>76786940
I asked and they literally had no answer other then "duhhhhh well I'm cut so therefor you should be cut"

*gunshot*

>> No.76787003

>>76786949
Is that the one where they get the two curly braids by their ears?

>> No.76787044

>>76786868
GET FUCKED

>> No.76787125

SNACKERS RISE

>> No.76787156

>they’re next to each other on the keyboard
KEK

>> No.76787168

>>76787003
circumsicion
jewcurls is bot on ur pp

>> No.76787170

SMACKERS RISE

>> No.76787410

o7

>> No.76787625

o7

>> No.76787658

o7

>> No.76787715

time to get dindin cheers bros

>> No.76787727

>>76783213
she's pretty fit for 30

>> No.76787779
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76787779

Rate the stream.

>> No.76787789

>>76787727
fit mommy filian

>> No.76787811

>>76787779
7/10

>> No.76787863

>>76787779
bodied/10

>> No.76787986

>>76787779
Best 4 out of 7.

>> No.76788018

>>76787779
8/10 the beginning was a little scuffed and then I got into it

>> No.76789874

>>76787779
9.5/10

>> No.76793297

does filian still have eggs?

>> No.76793805

>>76793297
Yeah

>> No.76794179

>>76793805
At what price is she selling her eggs? or is it only for personal use?

>> No.76794587

>>76794179
10000 gifted subs for one egg

>> No.76795334

filyBased

>> No.76795875

>>76794587
that’s it? count me in

>> No.76796844

Why are all Indonesians so dorky?

>> No.76797497

>>76794587
Great pricing
I was just thinking if the vtuber or idol industry one day will go to an absurd extent with the parasocial side and creators would start selling their reproductive goods, males could sell sperm and females could sell their eggs, so diehard fans would be able to "have" kids with their idol without tainting their purity or compromising their career
maybe not in this timeline, but the idea could make for a nice film criticizing the culture in a weird dystopian future

>> No.76798883

How bad would the panic attack be if filian found out she was pregnant?

>> No.76799102

>>76798883
immaculate conception!

>> No.76800382

>>76797497
It sounds to me like you want to purchase your way into impregnating Filian, which honestly pretty based

>> No.76801149
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEtxTQUzxY&t=116s
Yo snackers, this Mark Ass Brown Lee video reminded me of Filian. Many years ago I remember there being this weird octagonal treadmill with a ring for your chest to line up to so you can run around in different directions for things like Skyrim.

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>>76787789

>> No.76801886

>>76801149
>>76801363
highly erotic

>> No.76802431

>>76797497
>spoiler
that’s not even that implausible.

>> No.76802865

>>76801363
despite it being ai i am fully erect and currently cranking one out

>> No.76802930

Smackers...

>> No.76803132

>>76802930
what’s good dude

>> No.76803517
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>>76801363
From the thumbnail I thought this was another Big Fil but it was just Rinmama.

>> No.76803600
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76803600

Ogey here's the actual other AI Big Fil.

>> No.76803781

>>76803600
interesting. this is how I imagine she looks irl. or at least the 6 pack is real

>> No.76803886

>>76803781
I bet her tail is even fluffier IRL

>> No.76804385

>>76803781
filian is tiny with no tits. Might be accurate otherwise.

>> No.76804564

>>76804385
damn. I know the ass is big though

>> No.76804856

>>76786632
that's true. You're probably right about that. But for an extremely open and extroverted person, I can't remember her ever talking about someone being sexy/handsome/beautiful/pretty/etc; or about a scenario being hot. The closest she comes to talking about her own sexuality is just "I'm a virgin" or "I'm straight". She'll say, "stop edging me!" about something entirely platonic, but never about something sexual.

>> No.76805872

>>76804856
Pretty sure Filian masturbates furiously before and after stream to keep her horny in check
sources: that's what i would do

>> No.76806209

>>76805872
I'm not convinced she doesn't do it during streams.

>> No.76806688

>>76805872
I could see this, though I feel like she wakes up right before streams due to the sleepy voice she had when vedal called her before the roast.

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>>76806209
I mean...

>> No.76808502

>>76805872
if by “masturbate furiously” you mean “have passionate doggystyle sex with anon” then yes

>> No.76808577

>>76808216
this webm gets me half chub without failure

>> No.76808792

>>76808577
>only half chub
faggot. I start leaking gallons of precum as soon as I even see the thumbnail

>> No.76808909

>>76808216
this clip is so fucking hot

>> No.76810144

>flips
>beats your ass

>> No.76811833

You got to accept the truth: Filian doesn't actually have a big, luxurious fluffy tail like the one on her vtuber model.
Her real tail is so scuffed you could mistake it for a cheap anal toy.

>> No.76812278

>>76811833
shut THE FUCK UP!!!!

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>>76811833

>> No.76813969

Cuddling with a clean and freshly bathed Filian.

>> No.76813975

>>76794179
sounds like new ylyl punishment

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>>76811833

>> No.76816133

>>76805872
she's extremely sexually repressed

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>>76816133

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>> No.76818356

it would be funny if Filian got actual bells like the ones on her outfit
just the background ding-ding-ding as she moves around and does things

>> No.76818415

>>76818356
I see we have a Muu Muyu watcher in the chat.

>> No.76819747

What are the earliest Filian VODs that are still around?
Twitch is dogshit for preservation, and most indie twitchtubers have their old VODs as lost media.
How much of Filian, dare I say, is lost?

>> No.76819865

>>76819747
99% mainly due to le twitch deleting vods

>> No.76821227

>>76819747
idk about vod but every now and then I see clips of her playing LOL so maybe there is some archive bro.
Girl who made documentary about Fil used fragment from early LOL stream too

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what are the implications of this

>> No.76823112

>is a flip
>flips

>> No.76823126

>>76823051
She wants to start a fansly and asked filian for advice

>> No.76823176

Honestly Filian should do a 3D chaturbate sybian riding stream with her furry model

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>>76823112

>> No.76823200

>>76823051
isn't that actual for toddlers vtuber

>> No.76823453

>>76823200
She was, once.
But I think she got largely screwed out of the "actual toddler" audience by JewTube changes that followed the Elsagate meltdown.
A lot of people who watch her now are adults who are into "childish" things like toys. Her average viewer now might be older than an average viewer of Filian's shorts.

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>> No.76824258

>>76817339
>>76817335
>>76823859
Much dick

>> No.76824551

Filian is probably the most mysterious figure in vtubing. Pippa doesn't know what race she is and /vt/ can't make up it's mind if she's a hag or a zoomer.

>> No.76824655

is she gonna do a flip next stream

>> No.76824686

>>76824655
yeah onto my cock

>> No.76825523

>>76824551
a lot of people say she kind of appeared out of nowhere
in truth, she just has some decent opsec
that's a rare thing in vtubing, because, women

she does a lot of those "stay noided' things
she doesn't share her private info easily
she keeps different parts of her life very separated, on purpose
she removes or changes around the identifying details in her stories
she also has a habit of nuking her old online activities every once in a while, and it served her well

it also helps that not that many dedicated schizos follow her

>> No.76825811

You and Filian get into a boxing ring. She is allowed to bit you as much as she wants for the full round time. For every round you survive you get 1000 Dollars, up to 10 rounds. But if she knocks you down once she wins it all instead. Would you take it and how far do you think you will last?

>> No.76825855

>>76825811
*Hit

>> No.76825921

>>76825811
only if she doesnt mind me cumming buckets after every round

>> No.76825936

>>76825811
Considering I can at least ORM a barbell curl more than she weighs and I'm nearly twice her size I say I can go all 10.

>> No.76825977

>>76825811
>Vedal takes the bet being salty from the judo flip
>Loses round one.

>> No.76826429

>>76825811
I’m quite a bit heavier than her so I could maybe survive, worth the chance imo.

>> No.76826642

>>76825811
Bro I weight three times as her, minimum. A punch from me would send her to the infirmary. Sounds like a raw deal for Filian.

>> No.76826680

>>76826642
she'll do a flip and that's the end of you

>> No.76826893

>>76826642
Sorry snakcer, but I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.

>> No.76827004

>>76826893
filian you are more likely to smash your face into the corner than land a single hit

>> No.76827038

>>76825811
Am I not allowed to hit back or something?

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>> No.76827207

>>76826680
>flips
>lands on dick

>> No.76827256

>>76825811
If its just punches I could take it. If its all leg kicks that shit will wear you down. I'd still do it since me or my oshi getting 1k are both good outcomes

>>76826642
>weigh 300+lbs
>last 10 rounds

>> No.76827691

Filian reverse instant loss where all the anons(all me btw) get amazon position'd by her for being cocky

>> No.76828135

POST IT

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

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>>76828135

>> No.76830692

>>76813975
new punishment wheel idea: Filian has to put her hand inside a shady box labeled "snacker's milk" then finger herself

>> No.76831745

why does filian enjoy eating bugs and pooping her pants with laxatives so much?

>> No.76831800

>>76831745
she's a masochist, anon

>> No.76831835

>>76831745
She's into it.

>> No.76832071

>>76831745
she does whatever i tell her

>> No.76833052

>>76828975
aw, i love seeing my first soundpost being reposted

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>> No.76833214

>>76827146
I love it when filian falls over so much

>> No.76834041

filian is literally my wife

>> No.76834114

>>76834041
i wrote this post btw

>> No.76834547

>>76831745
she thinks Jackass is the peak of entertainment and she isn't wrong

>> No.76834578

>>76834547
Slapstick is timeless for a reason.

>> No.76834910

>>76833069
filian pissing in my sink and measuring the time it takes like chromu

>> No.76835020
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>>76834910
chromu piss in the sink collab would be fun

>> No.76835188

>>76835020
>>76835020
she was hilarious in her collab with pippa and marimari, I’d be down to watch it but I think pissfag stuff is funny since I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old

>> No.76835465

>>76835188
we all have the highest brow sense of humour here anon don't worry

>> No.76835511

>>76834547
Wildboyz was better.

>> No.76835606

>>76835188
pissfaggotry is for all ages anon, just ask r kelly
https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8?si=IAcacfSOIeaC7sPe

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>> No.76837529

I like filly’s voice changer voice more than her real voice am I insane

>> No.76837936

>>76837529
everyone has their preferences, I suppose.

>> No.76838747

>>76837529
I don't think anyone likes her default yelling at the top of her lungs voice

>> No.76839084

>>76838747
I kinda like it…

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>> No.76842563

>>76841855
this image is originally from a MV right? so cute…

>> No.76843125

>>76841855
She's cute.

>> No.76843272

Neuro is very powerful. Rowling can retroactively make you gay, but Neuro can retroactively make you a filipino.

>> No.76843457

>>76843272
it’s like roko’s basilisk but you have to become a SEAtard or else

>> No.76843508

>>76843272
>retroactively make you a filipino
Pippa's comment about her race means she could be filipino for all we know or atleast partially. The downside of people having no evidence is all of the ides are equally valid, she could be half black half mongolian for all we know.

>> No.76843796

>>76843508
Pippa's comment should not be taken as gospel. She's a known deadpan jokester. Her comments when she learned about FIlian's fansly is proof of that.

>> No.76843879

>>76843796
yeahhh I mostly think she was doing a bit during that. the “what race even are you” comment sounded more off the cuff and likely to be real than the 3/10 comment though, I think the 3/10 comment was trolling and filian is actually like average or slightly below average so 5/10 or 6/10. but this is just my mental illness talking

>> No.76843996

>>76843879
(my evidence for this is that filian is in shape and she mentioned when she took the wife test that she does normal girly stuff like wearing retinol and face slime. it’s pretty hard to be straight up objectively ugly and disgusting if you’re in shape and take care of yourself)

>> No.76844100

>>76827038
No that's fucking incel shit. We're not trangender athletes here.

>> No.76844101

What are you yapping on about?
Pippa's comment meant that she doesn't know what kind of animal girl Filian is IRL.

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>>76828135

>> No.76844162

>>76844101
that’s easy. she’s a dog at heart. the ears tail and catgirl references are just a red herring

>> No.76844232

>>76825811
I’m unironically like 6’ 3” 185 lbs so probably 10 rounds. or at least I’d like to think so. more realistically she will kick the shit out of my kidney’s once and I’ll go down and be pissing blood for a week

>> No.76844248

>>76843879
Filian would be above average just by being fit. Even if she wasn't cute ril she's honestly a case where I would like her anyway just because she seems genuinely sweet and dorky.

>> No.76844261

Layna says filian is pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7swLV8xwlBQ

>> No.76844318

>>76844248
I mean I’d at least go on a date with her even if she was old enough to be my mom and slightly overweight but that’s mostly the brain worms talking kek

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>>76844116

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>>76844116

>> No.76844486

>>76844261
the plot thickens
our beautiful pony tailed up daughterwife

>> No.76844528

>>76844116
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppp*
*pbbbbblppppppth*
*pbbth*

>> No.76844647

>>76843508
Schrödinger's Filian?

>> No.76844791

you guys don't pay enough attention.
I've figured a few of these things out just watching her

>> No.76844850

>>76844791
plz bro plz let me copy off your homework bro I’ll pay attention during lecture next time I swear bro I’ll give you my study guide for the next midterm bro

>> No.76844862

>>76844791
I don't think she ever confessed to being my wife.

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>> No.76844942

>>76844862
probably because she already accepted my hand in marriage and agreed not to sign a prenup despite my crushing poverty and her immense wealth and clout

>> No.76845001

>>76844942
How would you split clout in a divorce?

>> No.76845046

>>76845001
I get to spam this thread with photo’s of us banging if she ever divorces me

>> No.76845259

>>76844261
pony tail filian is probably melt your face off cute holy shit

>> No.76845503

>>76845259
can confirm, since she's my wife

>> No.76845674

>>76845259
twin tails filian mogs pony tail filian

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>>76845674
I'll take your twin tails and raise you tomboy bobcut.

>> No.76845959

>>76845767
hnnnnnnghhhhhbhhhhhhhhhhhghhhh

>> No.76846006

>>76844850
No.(I respect women)

>> No.76846029

>>76846006
the elusive /vt/ women respecter

>> No.76846208

>>76844261
>>76844486
Kek, as Filian said she is in the cute territory. I don’t know why care about appearance that much, she is wife material anyway

>> No.76846278

>>76846208
layna tried to cutezone her and walked it back. filian is clearly a baddie

>> No.76846328

>>76846278
Ok Layna

>> No.76846407

>>76846208
Cute girls worry they arent hot/pretty
Short girls worry they're too short
Thin men worry they're too small
Big men worry they're too fat
I worry my pp is too big
Everyone is insecure about something

>> No.76846443

fillyLove fillySex fillyCum fillyCuddle

>> No.76846461

filian claims she spends all of her money on replacing vr gear but actually it all went into getting a top tier BBL
now she can’t even walk outside without every man in a 50 mile radius stopping and staring

>> No.76846514

>>76846443
fillyGirlCum (on my face and soaking my bedsheets)

>> No.76846581

>>76846407
rich men are insecure about being sociopaths with poor social skills
extroverted men are insecure about being poorfags
filian is insecure about not wifing me up when she had the chance

>> No.76846593

>>76846407
Fair

>> No.76847138

filian is my favorite vtuber and I really like and look forward to her streams

>> No.76847375

>>76847138
Same

>> No.76847591

>>76847138
MOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS ban that guy

>> No.76847788

>Fijian has changed the clipper registration process after leak anon was caught

Grim

>> No.76847887

>>76847788
grim. it was kinda funny how the video IMMEDIATELY got privated kek, there must be a tard wrangler lurking

>> No.76848067

>>76847887
Call me a parasocial frick, but talking and listening to a more private Filian feels like a bigger reward than $20. I might start clipping just for that

>> No.76848139

>>76848067
nah that unironically makes sense, money is basically meaningless to me already and I’m still in my 20s

>> No.76848314

>>76848139
I’d say money is meaningless because we are in our 20s lole.

>> No.76848355

>>76848314
I mean I already have like half a milli saved up but that too

>> No.76848357

>>76848139
Money is meaningless to me since I'm at that weird point where I realized home ownershiip isn't happening unless I find a girlfriend who is ok going half way with the mortgage, so pretty much marriage. But i'm not totally broke either. Not earning enough to save for the big things, not so little I can't be wasteful. I'm now early 30s btw.

>> No.76848467

>>76848357
ye, I can buy a house where I live with cash if I really wanted to but even then it’s still not worth it, they’re ridiculously overpriced and cost a lot to maintain + they’re like the one asset that you get taxed just for holding where I live so there’s genuinely no point

>> No.76848700

Filian looks like my wife. That's what she looks like.

>> No.76848803

>>76848467
I've also lived long enough to see my country decline hard, the idea of "putting down roots" is so alien to me given how much change,d I don't even recognize the place where I grew up and can't even think of where I would raise a family since it seems like a trend for a bunch of places. Again, easier to just rent, move somewhere else when needed, then rent, etc. Let the landlords deal with owning houses next to drug addicts.

>> No.76848807

>>76848700
where would you take your filyWife on honeymoon? for me, it’s Antarctica

>> No.76849130

Filian you skank stop privating your alternative content. You cute bitch I know you are monitoring the threads or having some cuck boi do errands for you.

>> No.76849199

>>76847788
How sad. I can only hope the discord doesn't entirely replace her alt twitch channel.

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>> No.76849461

>>76848807
Wherever her dream is to go is where I'd go.
Making her happy would be my life's purpose.
If I had to choose though, I'd choose a beautiful place to explore and hike, with a lovely warm climate and we could fuck in the hotel room or out in public nature areas or be lazy as we wanted.

>> No.76849472

>>76849246
Me on the dancefloor.

>> No.76849705

>>76848807
I would spend a small fortune to take her to Lake Como in Italy for an entire month and we would stay at the Passalacqua the entire time

>> No.76849854

>>76849705
holy based, I didn’t know smackers were patrician like that

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I keep holding out for that Filian-Lia zoomer collab

>> No.76850642

>>76850479
oh god no
lia is disgusting

>> No.76850671

>>76850642
less autistic than airi

>> No.76850734

>>76850642
If you blend Lia Megalodon and a gymnast together you get a Filian

>> No.76850863

>>76850734
kek wtf

>> No.76850939

>>76850479
Lia's darkness goes deeper than Filian is willing to venture. But Lia knows how to hide her power level for collabs.

>> No.76851140

>>76850479
a Lia collab is inevitable

>> No.76851182

>>76851140
yeah I mean if nothing else fily is tight with a lot of the phase girls and the CEO, it’s bound to happen

>> No.76851186

>>76850479
Filian brings up dark secrets of the collab partner to shit test them and for content. Most obvious one is with Doki. Filian references memes about fat people when with her.

>> No.76851243

>>76851186
marimari collab reference to 5 guys too kek

>> No.76851278

>>76851182
Filian did mention yesterday that she was in a call with Fishman about some planned stream

>> No.76851324

>>76851186
I don't think that's true. The only suspicious one that comes to mind was in her first collab with Yuzu she made a joke or two about traps and LGBTBBQ stuff. Maybe she gets a few of her impressions of chuubas from shitposts on /lig/

>> No.76851381

>>76851278
pshhh they were just talking about the mediocre fast food chain anon

>> No.76851398

>>76851186
Somewhat recent and really obvious one is with that russian bitch that got fired from idol. Constantly memes about sex with viewers and doing drugs.

>> No.76851442

>>76851381
wrong (you)
>>76851243

>> No.76851708

>>76851398
Kyo made those jokes about herself since her debut

>> No.76852038

>>76851243
>marimari_EN 5 guys
What the fuck did I just stumble into. Did this bitch really get gang banged at offkai by five dudes???

>> No.76852118

>>76852038
uhhh it’s a he said she said type of situation

>> No.76852299

>>76852038
it’s true. it started off as a joke: me and a couple of her other paypigs started calling ourselves the “goon platoon” and talking about how we’d all fuck her together and how based it would be. I didn’t think much of it. anyways the day of the con rolls around and somehow I run into her and put the charm on her. Maybe the vtuber money just isn’t what it used to be, maybe she’s just a freak, I don’t really know, but I’m able to convince her to come up to the room with us for drinks and maybe a little bit more action. Honestly, once we got in the room, it was incredibly awkward. Everyone just kind of stood there a couple feet apart. Finally I decided that I had initiated all of this and I need to get things going or it will become even more awkward and tense, so I let her sip her drink for a bit before I maneuver her onto the bed and start eating her out in front of everyone. I’m not about to do it later, so may as well get her warmed up now. And I kind of like eating pussy anyways. So I do that for a bit while people jerk off and watch, and then I mount her and start fucking while she starts giving my other paypig friend a blowjob and jerking two people off. I bust pretty much immediately and get in the cuck chair, having completed my work for the day. The only problem is that I got kind of distracted and wasn’t properly attending to guard duties, so other people from offkai came up to the same floor and noticed what we were doing.

My only real part I regret is that someone lost their virginity during the train and was clearly very upset about it after the fact and left without talking and never resurfaced in any capacity. Otherwise 8/10 experience

>> No.76852485

>>76852299
nigga i aint readin all that

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>>76852299

>> No.76852677

>>76852299
Waiter. This pasta has a fly in it. Bring me a loaf of bread instead.

>> No.76852913

>>76852677
best I can do is microwaved macdonalds

>> No.76853342

filyLove filyHag filyEvening

>> No.76853621

>>76849705
>>76849854
Lake Como is super pretty! For a honeymoon seems like the best place I know so far, like, a few days you spend in awesome weather and afterwards you travel to the alps

>> No.76853799

>>76852299
Kek, please be real

>> No.76853861

>>76853621
thanks filian, I appreciate your approval, it means a lot

>> No.76853937

>>76853861
I’m not Filian, anon…

>> No.76853989

>>76853937
That’s exactly what she would say. This is remarkable

>> No.76854191

I saw filian in a public world yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in vrc, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her to headpat me or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and toggling her hand shut in front of my face.

>> No.76854261

>>76854191
you should’ve kicked her in the face for disrespecting you like that

>> No.76854303

>>76854191
Did she flip?

>> No.76854377

>>76854191
Then she tried to walk out the world with like fifteen boxes of fruit snacks in her hands without paying?

>> No.76854425

>>76854377
Tried is the key word. I tackled her

>> No.76854464

>>76844261
>She looks like a Sister
Filian is Paki?

>> No.76854717

Bakers?

>> No.76854725

I LOVE FILYYUUUUUUYUUUUUUYY

>> No.76854792

>>76854717
if no one makes one after like 5-10 mins I’ll do it and try to unscuff the second post

>> No.76854810

>>76854792
Just do it now

>> No.76854851

>>76854810
Ok baking one sec

>> No.76854920

it's over, lets head back to /lig/, they miss us

>> No.76854977

>>76854920
Liggers tongue my anus.

>> No.76855472

baker, update the "latest stream" link etc.

>> No.76855665

>>76855472
I got you, I put wrestletuber day 2 in featured streams as well

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