/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gid gud, IRyS

>>76808324
Is she even Christian?

!

>>76808051
I don't play the game, but I feel like she could kill it before the revive animation is over, and then she'd have some 1v1 time with the second fatty, and that would probably end the fight.

>>76808409
The slim one would need to be at 25% or so and even then I think they still revive even if both are dead.

i don't understand how can beefed it during that last fight. it was a straight win

>>76808409
Yup, she can actually do just that, but easier said than done I guess.

cute mouth movements

The people spamming about sleep pots need to realize she isn't going to teleport and gather materials for them.

Imagine if she was still dual wielding the basic katanas.

>>76808471
Tall one's attacks change at 1/2 HP, she needs to either not attack or kill it when the fat one is dead.

Can't tell... does she love fat bastards or hate us?

>>76808554
She fucking hates you. Lose some weight fatty.

I just think the "Don't fight while it's 1v1" advice is really dumb.

>>76808523
there's a lot of retards who has never played the game but reading the wiki beside them to spoonfeed random shit to the streamers

>>76808554
She thinks you are the easiest to kill

>>76808554
she likes how easy it is to bully your kind

>>76808554
GuyRyS is thin for a raisin.

Anyone notice she laughs like a hag recently?

So she's being stubborn for no reason huh.

>>76808666
Yeah, because stick figures are easy.

>don't scream
that'll be a short stream

>>76808665
>recently
for like a year now

>>76808666
But if he eats all the raisins, he won't be thin anymore.

>>76808698
She pretty much thinks this fight is the only thing she has access to right now.

>>76808665
This is just her normal speaking voice when she's not trying to sound cute

>>76808609
Yeah but she starts choking when fighting the skinny one since she's too scared to learn his moves.

>>76808523
she has enough mats to craft around 11 pots, but she only has 2 cracked pots so she was able to only craft a couple.

don't scream is a bad streaming game i hope she doesn't play it
i'd rather have more of the rock game than it

>>76808790
I haven't watched anything, is it another one of those "don't use your microphone" games?

>>76808746
I mean not using the mimic.

>>76808790
It's just a bad "game"

>>76808852
Does she even have the mimic?

>>76808844
yes and its also just 30mins long. so it would make her stream that day 2-3hrs tops

>>76808926
No.

>>76808926
>>76808942
Oh. So she's dumb.

>>76808852
I don't think she has mimic and even is she has it it's probably a lvl1 squishy boi
"Resuscitant" Bernahl is right outside the arena though, but summons are for weaklings and my wife isn't one.

I can't even superchat to say 'bless you', fromsoft HATE

>>76808746
I think she's aware she can explore other parts in the game, but knowing she's progressing the main quest she can't help but stubbornly take on any big boss in front of her (like that optional dragon boss without any rewards early the stream). Also she always has a tendency to fight bosses like a sweaty gamer in this game even if she's severely underleveled.

>>76808852
She saw the NPC summon and chat brought it up a few times and she still decidedly ignored it, so yeah.

is this her longest boss fight? i dont keep track

>>76809007
Use your membership super

>>76809007
And I just remembered, one of her cutest sneezes ever was in AC6.

>>76809030
I feel like she's less likely to read those than a normal chat.

i love how she gets greedy and then instantly gets punished for it

That round one? Me.

>>76809007
you dont need to super for that just say bless you

>>76809152

>>76808988
You're assuming she knows the mimic even exists.

>>76809154
But it has more OOMPH if it's a super, and it makes God's blessings on her more powerful.

>>76809020
I feel like that magic archer took longer

>>76809176
that shit is great.

>>76809114
They're highlighted so she's more likely to read them unless they zoom past the chat like they do sometimes.

>>76809225
I used to make pb+j+fluff as a kid. As an adult I think it might put me in a diabetic coma.

>>76809201
I assume nothing of IRyS, aside from her being both dumb and cute.

I love it when she whispers like that

why the fuck is she ignoring the other one?? I’ve beaten this game four times and I have no idea wtf she’s doing.

What's with the two empty panes in her menu? I assume one would be the dual wield weapon, but what about the other? Two iten slots sure would be useful.

>>76809176
those are good

>craft sleep pots
>never use them

>>76809414
Magic/Incants

She would not survive Lies of P

what a cute tard

>>76809475
>has to both parry and dodge
too much. she would overload and has to have her mouth open the whole stream to vent her overheating brain

Noble Presence is such a bullshit move

>>76809406
she hasn't learned his moveset, so she gets nervous while fighting him and loses too much HP

>>76809414
Left one is left arm, people usually equip magic catalysts, shields or a second same-type weapon there. Top one is for incantations and sorcery.

>>76809537
>she would overload and has to have her mouth open the whole stream to vent her overheating brain
Haha yeah imagine that
*unzips dick*

>>76809152
does fatty ever stop eating?

shes so stubborn kek

>>76809661
Just long enough to have a snack.

fat fuck move fast for someone his size

I love IRyS, she's a cute sexy dork!

The problem with ER over previous Souls games is that bosses can now just stop their combos early and start up again very fast, which means there's very few safe windows to heal or attack, and even attacks need to be 1-2 hits and back out.

she really needs to stop on that small gap between the pillar and wall

>>76809809
There should be more sexy OnlyCardiganRyS art

>>76809809
rape

>>76809809
artist?

I'm tapping out, will find out how it went in the morning.

>>76809897
Maozi Dan, I've never heard of him but just found that IRyS set.

Oh, she made the worst possible decision.

She finally tapped out (for now)

SHE'S TILTED

>>76809811
You just have to learn their patterns. Also, all bosses have crucial weaknesses you can exploit. She just chooses not to take the time to do so. She could be abusing Corpse Piler way more. She could use Sleep Pots to disable one at a time. Also her tactic to ignore the skinny one is peak braindead chat advice

Finally out of work, what did I miss?

>>76810058
Wait, what did she did? I had to run away for ten mins.

>>76810120
A lot of nothing.
IRyS cute.

>>76810120
Nothing

>>76810120
I hear there was a cute sneeze.

>>76810139
>>76810142
please don't tell me she's been stuck on the tweens for 4 hours

>>76810120
Kino swearing while fighting a boss after she learned that it can revive

>>76810191
My princess tries her hardest, but yes.

>>76810191
c:

that steed me

>>76810191
2 hours, but she finally read a message telling her there's unexplored areas in the game.

Should I akasupa her about the mimic tear?

she read my message about the ants but i checked again and i think i remembered wrong there are no ants there

That steed? You know the meme.

>>76810231
Yes

>>76810231
No

>>76810234
I can't cum anymore for this princess

>>76810231
sure, but she isn't going to use it lol

>>76808942
>>76808988
Was watching the stream so I didn't check 4ch, but she has the mimic, just saying. She got it in her last playthrough series.
It's a bit irrigating that she doesn't even bother exploring other options (sleeping pots, summon). They might or might not work for her, but should've at least tried them out first. Not even sure why she keep stubbornly trying to do the fight the way she did because she is the only Holo fought this duo as handicapped as she did (at least she is farming to level up now...)

Why does she ALWAYS say 'come' like that? Not that I'm complaining.

>>76810231
Go ahead and try

Shes so bad at this game it's almost impressive

Take that, joblins.

>>76810231
No, she won’t use Mimic or summons. Exploring other areas and leveling is probably best for now.

Mohg's Palace would be neat for the farming spot but she already killed Varre so she'd need the secret medallions.

>>76810356
She keeps tryharding and just trying to fight bosses head on for some reason.

>>76810365
It's ingained in her vocab.

>>76810356
>irrigating
anyway lots of the holo girls avoid using extra mechanics and just play like it's dark souls 1.

>my wife is too dumb to cast spells

>>76810426
It's not hard to get the medallion, just need to beat one boss at the snow castle

Hilarious that she just blunders into Comet Azur. If she was running an INT build, she could trivialize the Duo with it.

giving IRyS my raw power

"Thy challenger has cum"

She got all that cum from me, btw.

>>76810356
that's all very interesting but i don't see what creating channels to water crops has to do with anything

>>76810426
She really should have hit Castle Sol before Fire Giant.

>>76810554
What do you think the 'Ch.' stands for in 'IRyS Ch. hololive-EN'?

>>76810600
I don't think she even explored much of Mountaintops since chat just directed her straight to Rivers of Blood.

>>76810626
It doesn't stand for Cheebs?

>>76810650
I’m glad she ditched the Uchigatanas since they weren’t doing much for her but man she is taking some awful advice from chat overall.

She is so done

What dungeon is this? I wasnt paying attention when she went in. I feel like it was one of those annoying ones where i died a bunch to those chariots.

she should go farm the ants

>>76810788
Gelmir Heroes Grave

There’s actually nothing particularly useful to her in here but it does seem to be good for morale.

shes so stupid..

of all the shitholes she could have entered to level up she choose this one...

there was a ledge there

>>76811080
Isnt it one of the deathroot ones?

>"I'm not gonna screw up this time"
>Immediately face tanks an arrow
sasuga

Bros she's so easily distracted...

>>76811130
At least she didn’t choose the one with the pots and portals. Or the dual Crucible Knights. Or the Leyndell sewers. Could be worse.

>>76811171
shes just like me...

>>76811166
Did someone say sausage?

>>76811216
oh god I forgot about the Hero Grave with Ordovis, that would have turbo sucked for her.

is it the comet boss next

>>76811301
Would have been kind of funny for her to seek refuge from fighting two Godskins by fighting two Crucible Knights lol. I like her too much to wish that on her.

>>76811486
She’s headed toward the Fallingstar Beast. Which is immune to bleed and resistant to slash, but it’s kind of stupid so she might be ok.

I am starting to see alot of vtubers take the autism tests and the amount of high scores I am seeing is really beginning to make me feel like its a prerequisite XD

on unrelated news I love IRyS :D <3

>>76811604
those tests are bs i took one and it said im autistic but im not

>>76811666
Anon...

>>76811687
He's right. I took one and it said I'm a gopher.

I took one and it said I was IRyS's husband.
Seems like they are accurate.

She's so fucking dumb

She really loves dicks, she even wanted to fuck her elden ring character by changing it to a guy.

IRyS wants to be a hedgelord.

>>76811821
shes a stinky fujo what did you expect

>>76811821
She doesn't get the appeal of women wearing badass clothing, which is a shame

>>76811821
shes going to make kaworu

>>76811821
To be fair the male voice is way less screechy when you take damage.

>>76811269
stop eating fatty
put the fork down

game is telling IRyS to do a new game and stop being retarded. (neither will happen)

fat casual tits in my mouth

>>76812347
Thats how she smiles when shes thinking of me

>>76812294
holy boobers

tfw she left the manor without even finding all the rooms

Did she get transported to brazil before or is this her first time here? I dont remember

>>76812844
But I don't see any favelas.

>5 and a half hours
I missed a lot of this but I feel like I probably missed nothing important since it's a souls game.

Why does IRyS pronounce room as "ruhm"?

>>76813039
IRyS cyurrently cahn't pronounce room.

This place's environmental design is so sick

>>76813008
you missed three and a half hours of her trying to beat the godskin duo

>>76813095
So I missed nothing substantial and she didn't say anything that wasn't about the game?

>>76813039
she's british

>>76813125
you missed some good screams and two swears

DieRyS didn't even blame depth perception.

>>76813159
Oh wowee she swore twice that's sooo important

>>76813228
Both were fucks

>>76813246
Swear beggars are the type of people that love NTR and corruption doujins

>>76813274
i like corruption but not ntr, what does that make me

>>76813246
there were also 1.5 shits

>>76813274
>beggar
>beggar
>beggar
Stop spamming the thread with your faggotry about every little thing.

>>76813365
>anti beggar begging

>>76813342
How many cums were there?

>>76813402
Too many to count.

she hates doggy...

>>76813402
too many cums to count

>>76813340
Based

should i cum today?

>>76813415
not with me lmao
get NTR'd fags

>>76813433
I'm not your supervisor

>>76813415
I too prefer being able to see her face but the idea of her with her prone and just zoned in on the feel is super hot

>>76813475
>but the idea of her with her prone and just zoned in on the feel is super hot
based and same

>IRyS' backdoor

IRyS's backdoor.

>>76813557
my wife is always asking for it
even when she's not intentionally doing so

IRyS' lack of spatial awareness never ceases to amaze me.
Also I'm curious to see her reaction when she meets the fatbro here.

>>76813557
brap

She obliterated chunky.

Why is no one telling her to upgrade her weapon? It's only at +5 or +6 right?

>>76813826
People did

It's surprisingly dead today

>>76813826
Nah, it's at +9, so she's only missing one upgrade

she got lost on a hallway again...

>>76813863
my hands are occupied today sorry

>>76813863
>burgers asleep
>sea and eu still at work
its the usual voidhours anontachi

>>76813863
I'm spamming emotes on chat

>>76814034
Burgers don't sleep till the streams done

>>76814034
>burgers asleep
haha.. yeah..

Thank you Godskin duo, I thought she might actually 1 shot the game today

She's done it!!

Ayyy, she did it!

IT ONLY TOOK HER 4 HOURS TO USE THOSE FUCKING POTS

She literally could have done that 4 hours ago...

she could've used the pots earlier

well that was a fun boss arc lol

I'll give IRyS more seed, and I'll flap to do it.

>not enough seed
give me a few days iwys

Anti climactic end

"I'll play until I beat this boss. Oh no, it's already pretty late..."
*beats boss and continues playing*

So she spent hours fighting this boss, randomly decides to throw some bottles of sleep at it, and wins. Holy shit she is dumb. I love her.

>>76814500
The nephilim lies as naturally as she mouth breathes

>>76814533
Having not played the game myself, I assumed it would be 'you hit the sleeping guy and he wakes up' not, 'he stays asleep until he's dead'.

>>76814540
Not lying. She follows her whims. Those things are hard to track.

IRyS should get a nude or swimsuit toggle for an outfit

>>76814599
Nah, that's still lying. But she doesn't lie maliciously, but because she's a dork.

>>76814634
It's more like she's an unreliably narrator. She tells the story, but gets the details wrong sometimes.

>>76814632
Yes, for the IRySo5 outfit she gets with her 1M.

holy shit never knew he did that much damage lol

>>76814717
based

How can we compete with a jar?

>>76815033
You just can't, pal.

ShekelRyS is not happy with zero loot.

Is IRyS frustrated today?

>>76815291
no but I am

>Triple digit deaths this stream
Holy fuck

>>76815346
Same, it's 5 am and she beat the boss she said she was going to quit after beating almost an hour ago.

>>76815368
no fucking way

IRyS it's 3 am let me sleep

creampie-ing IRyS while she sleeps

>>76815490
6AM, you mean.

>>76815519
EST doesn't matter to HoloEN girls and it doesn't to me either

You morons, it's 5 am.

>>76815531
IRyS is HoloJP tho.

>>76815531
If only you mattered.

>>76815490
I actually took a nap like from like 4pm jst to 6pm jst(from when she said she was going to go level up until around the time she beat the godskin duo) so I am refreshed and could now go for more hours

with that said, what did she do during those hours? I could hear her in the background...

Is it just me or is the jump attack really slow for not very much damage?

It is 11:00 AM. I think I'll get something to eat again.

it's noon you savages

>>76815619
it deals a lot of stagger damage

>>76815641
no wtf it's 5am

>>76815619
2-3 jump attacks will stagger most things

>>76815671
>living in a flyover state

This is a good stream. Elden Ring is such a buff game.

When she finally kills him he's dropping zero, isn't he?

>>76815760
>Brittranny is a numberfag
Not surprising

>>76815760
Well... it's better than monster humper, at least.

>>76815803
I agree but some would see that as a controversial opinion.

>>76815700
>Living in a state where $40/hr isn't a livable wage.

>>76815827
good thing I make 160k

>>76815869
Wrixne, you are creepy and weird.

>>76815895
not him but he is weird

dude she is
SO
FUCKING
WHINY

>>76815895
Is Wrixne a doctor?

>>76815929
Yeah, he's been on tv before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vcmRh--e4

>>76815291
she is now

>>76815827
>>76815869
I don't even understand this shit. I make do on $20K a year.

if I were a goat my tongue would be all over saltRyS
just kidding I don’t need to be a goat

imagine marrying her and her being like this all the time...

>>76815985
Yeah because your country is a shithole

this brat needs to get spanked after the stream

>>76815997
I don't have to imagine. I love her so much.

>>76816004
Same country, bub.

No SCs reading...

>>76816098
No SCs. It's dumbsoft.

>>76816098
Or tomorrow (maybe not most likely the day after tomorrow too)

>>76816098
retardchama...

ER streams have no substance, I should have just watched in bed...

>>76816098
it's elden ring

>>76816098
>ShitSoft
I wonder why.

>>76815985
I don't make $40/hr, I just make $20/hr and I own a house. I'm just saying if I lived in a stupid city on the coast that $40/hr would get me a one-room apartment.

another delicious 7+ hr streams
my belly is full

>>76816154
I do live on the coast and survive on $20K. Not a big city, mind you. I do receive an apartment subsidy due to being po, though.

>>76815997
IRyS hologram wife can't come soon enough

>>76816098
I wish every stream was like this...

why doesn't she stream daily anymore?

>>76816154
You need $1600 a month here for a studio apartment

>>76809872
HiRyS, it's AIRyS

>>76816213
She has to get her hair and nails done nicely for me.

>>76816213
It's bad for her throat

I love my wifeRyS

>get constant backseating from chat
>use rivers of cheese
>still bitch non stop
Embarrassing really

RATE THE STREAM

>>76816264
Bend over fucking brrat

>>76816273
cheeb/10

>>76816273
Boring/10

>>76816273
IryS will be the Elden Lord soon/10

>>76816301
she swore with passion lol

>>76816273
I love my gamer princessRyS/10

>>76816273
I love Princess RyS.

IRyS should play Wuthering Waves next.

>>76816273
Fatty action with IRyS/10

>>76815929
No way doctors have time to watch vtubers. Probably some kind of pharma related job that can be done from home or at least lots of free time, he seems to know info for pretty much every game she plays.

IRyS should play with my balls next stream

>>76816363
isn't that the unironic 1:1 genshin clone or something

IRyS should swear on the next drunk stream

>>76816452
Game wikis exist and most dedicated IRyStocrats play every game she does too. Hell like four of you fags /here/ played the dumb phone game she was playing

>>76816301
Adorably perturbed.

i miss her so much bros...

>>76816565
She just ended her stream. You doofus.

>>76816505
you mean wordscapes? you reminded me that I wanted to try it out too. Maybe I'll help IRyS by chance when she's stuck on something kek

>>76816565
Same
>>76816579
Idk why but her longer streams make me miss her even more than her short ones like karaoke, maybe it's because i've already spent a quarter of my day with her already so I want more?

I'm going to miss her again as soon as I come down. Then I'll remember there's no IRyS tomorrow :(

This dependency on IRyS can't be healthy

>>76816754
Shutup woman

>>76816775
Women are even more dependent on her. Have you seen how menhera some of them get?

Her female fans adore her.

>>76816754
show tits and vagina and pits and butthole and feet

>>76816844
Weird headcannon the only female fan that's truly dedicated to watching her is Getto.

>>76816875
This, but replace feet with tummy.

>>76816844
Those anons are probably FemRyStocrats

>>76816875
do you really think the sad hambeast sisters that pollute this board have anything worth showing off?

>>76816844
No Femcrat or IRyStocrat in general is dependent on her as me, I'm serious. I literally can't go a full hour of my day without thinking about her constantly

>>76816892
True. Fuck women. You're all shit. You shouldn't even have any rights!

>>76816505
I played probably 60 hours of Wordscapes the first week after she mentioned it. It was fun...

We here at /HiRyS/ HATE WOMEN

>>76816988
(except for IRyS......& Cheebs, maybe)

>>76817022
and gozaru...

>>76817049
Someday your crack ship will happen but not today.

>>76816988
Shut up, fatty. You're not a woman.

Gyates are technically female and I HAAAAAAAATEEEE GYATES!!!!

You guys seethe for so long over 1 post.

Pyonkichi told me IRyS very very rarely shaves

Gozaru is cute, she is worthy of being in IRyS' presence and that's exactly why it will never happen. Iroha likes to sweat from exercise while IRyS likes to sweat from reading spicy mangos

>>76817485
She's one of the best JP splat players isn't she, they have something in common...

>>76816754
Normal people don't even watch vtubers in the first place

>>76817591
This isn't 2020 normies watch vtubers now sadly

Thoughts?

fromsoft streams are the best because IRyS swears and i can go the whole stream without having to listen to a superchat from omega faggot wrixne

If you were having threesome with IRyS, what other holomem would be the third

Swear beggars hate IRyS

>>76817793
CHaD Cast

>>76817914
that's two other holomems

IRyS will get cocky after beating Elden Ring and plays Sekiro

>>76817793
Reine and Nene

>>76817793
IRyS shadow clone
mumei

>>76817984
That's foursome, anon.

>>76818014
i no think

>>76817914
>>76817984
boy i sure do love ESL oclock

>>76818046

>>76817947
Not ESL but I just wanna fuck CHaD Cast

>>76818074
Why'd you edit the date wrong?

>>76818099
if you can maintain an erection in front of calliope mori you're a real trooper

I missed the stream today unfortunately, was she smart?

>>76817683
I can't imagine the pain my testes would go thru if I wore that...

>>76818138
It took her over 4 hours to beat godskin duo because she refused to use pots

>>76818119
he must be good if she can edit his clock settings that quickly

>>76818181
>he
>she
so you're ESL and a troon too?

EOP, ESL. Why can't we live together peacefully?

>>76818238
ESLs become IRyS antis whenever she utters a Japanese letter

>>76818238
This is /HiRyS/. everyone here is stuck in an endless battle to become the one and only IRyStocrat

>>76818233
stop replying to your made up bogeyman

>>76818138
no, she was cute and bratty

>>76817793
IRySo5

Does that dear creep always type a novel in the comments?

IRyS just sucks at the game, she should use a real build instead

>>76818346
She needs to be less bratty. There is way too much brattiness.

>>76818380
Good choice. LoliRyS is where I'd go, though.

>>76818389
Doesn't this fag have a girlfriend

>>76818389
I have no idea how vtubers have the patience to deal with an audience like this. Jesus christ.

>>76818492
No that's the creepy Canadian dog guy this is a late 30s asian ojisan in Italy

>>76818558
>Italy
This dude looks Filipino or something

koianon post the loliRyS backshots already i need it

>>76818618
He'll only post them once you finish the wip

>>76818558
why do you know and care so much about some random worthless paypigs? this isn't /inf/, kronie

I am glad that I am the most sane IRyStocrat.

IRyS is far, far from perfect

>>76818462
nah, it just makes her that much more cuter when she inevitably gets dependent on us, like when she said she was uncomfortable without any comments during the godskin noble fight

>>76818732
wrong.
shes the bestest perfect that perfect could ever become

>>76818843
But enough about cheeb

>>76818130
I dunno, seems pretty easy to me

>>76818813
my heart doki'd a bit when she said that

>>76818867
thats a drawing

>>76818926
They're all drawings anon, they're anime girls

>>76818867
god, those huge fucking tits I just want to bury my face on them... also wtf are those hrt patches

>>76818958
IRyS is real, you must not be a big enough fan to see her in reallife. baka

>>76818990
they look like salonpas patches that you put on for aches.

>>76818990
Surgery leftovers? Nicorette?

>>76818586
>Flip
>Italian
It may be more common than you think
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nLQugM0GwiA

>>76819050
<3

Asking here because you guys are probably the most in the know for this. Has IRyS hinted at any song collabs or anything like that? I heard a song, and the singer sounds a bit like IRyS, but it's not credited yet, so i can't tell if it's her, some other chick, or her (forma de off-topic)

>>76819452
>>76819538
post some animations before you get got