/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76769471
>we
don't speak for me faggot

>>76769471
nigga it it not supposed to make you happy it is supposed to make you entertained
y’all looking for too much here ngl kek

the biggest lie we tell ourselves is that pineapple on pizza is not tasty

>>76769527
why lie

>>76769558
>y’all
you aren't even human so your opinion doesn't matter

>>76769471
It makes me as happy as anything else anymore (not really at all) but it's comforting and interesting

>>76769471
My wife makes me incredibly happy and I can't wait for her hiatus to end

>>76769471
>we

>>76769471
>we
not sure about you but going to fes in person made me very fucking happy

>>76769643
whiter than you nigger LMAOOOOO

>>76769471

>>76769471
In late 2019 and throughout 2020 they made me really happy. Happier than I'd been in a long time. At this point though, the medium has matured and is infested with such a large amount of really annoying people and the like, it kind of sucks to do anything other than watch some streams I still like.

>>76770069
in what ways has it matured?

>>76769471
I have an indie JP oshi, a candy princess kamioshi and am currently watching an evil ai. All of them are cute and make me smile. Sometimes that's enough

>>76769795
>and I can't wait for her hiatus to end
One day the hiatus wont end, anon...

>>76769558
>nigga
>y'all

>>76769471
it makes me horny, i want to fuck koa's cun cun

>>76770172
reddit found out about it

>>76770306
classic chud response

>>76769471
>t. sociopath
Do you not know what vicarious joy is?

>>76770558
>using chud unironically

>>76770558
>chud
How bad does your festering axewound smell?

>>76770652
pedo alert

What the fuck even is the internet anymore?

>>76769471
i realized a while ago that i only really like watching vtubers if i'm watching them with 4chan

>>76770923
it’s me hanging out with my bros and watching our virtual idol daughter wife together. now scram

>>76769471
it used to but then the fakeness of it started to make me miserable

>>76770863

>>76770981
this
watching chuuba's stream on one monitor and shitposting in her general on second one is kino
Just watching chuuba without anons screaming synonyms of sexual intercourse is bleak

>>76769471
used to make me happy, then I became too attached, then she abandoned me and now I'm miserable :D

Yes, watching and sharing vtuber lewds with my BF makes me happy, sounds like you have a skill issue.

>>76769471
No see where you've gone wrong is that watching streams and vtubers you actually enjoy makes you happy. Hate watching, threadreading, dramafagging, and shitposting is what causes unhappiness.

>>76769471
insane projection lol
Watching Holo streams makes my day after a hard day's work; there's nothing quite like the feeling of cracking open a cold one and chilling to watch my oshis at the end of the day

all you're saying by saying this is just admitting you should get a better oshi

>>76769471
Do (You) watch Vtubers anon?

>>76772421
>This for real
I was very happy watch vtubers before I came to this cursed place

>>76770598
>its fine if i suffer alone, as long as my oshi is happy

she makes me happy

>>76769471
I dropped sports and started watching Chuubas so yeah it makes me waaaaaaay fucking happier than i used to be. Im no glory hunting cunt so i had to keep supporting my shit club for 20 yrs and they never won shit. So yes, me watching chuubas makes me happy compared to when i wasnt.

>>76772551
mine soft graduated, and now all i have is once a month tweets to look forward to, and it just goes to show having an oshi is pointless in the end because eventually they all leave to better things and you get no say in it

>>76769471
watch better Vtubers and don't shitpost with Irys

>>76773351
Midsemi Midlock

>>76773683
i wasn't shitposting, just posting facts

>>76773507
just get a better oshi
literal skill issue

>>76769471
maybe watching vtubers is not for you then retarded nigger

>>76769471
>we
Hey I am having lots of fun watching them, I just don't see them as significant others like a fucking weirdo.

>>76774565
:(

>>76774565
>significant others
where the fuck do you people come from?

>>76775120
No where the fuck do YOU faggots come from, ruining shit for people who just want to watch funny anime girls, They aren't gonna fuck you.

>>76775403

>>76769471
Go back to /pol/ or /v/ or /r9k/ whichever board you initially came from you fucking tourist

>>76777520
i've been here since February you absolute newfag quit larping

>>76770652
Lol

>>76777725
it takes like 4-5 years to begin to comprehend chuuba’s

>>76769471 (OP)
heh. BIG.
because Irys is big in this picture
funny anon. silly silly anon.

>>76777725
Stop, have you really only been here for six months?

>>76777941
no it doesnt
>girl wants money

>>76778063
how autistic are you anon

>>76769471
watching Gura makes me happy, even if it's 3 streams per month

>>76778061
gtfo gooner size thread's gone

>>76769471
I'm still here because nothing is funnier and cathartic to me than watching that mask inevitably slip. Normalfag and EN vtubers (the usual suspects) who mentally clash with anything that's idol/purity, or unicorn/gachikoi provide the most lulz ESPECIALLY when they start their holier than thou or woe is me preaching from an ivory tower.

My oshi is Nene btw and I do my damndest to not miss a stream or VOD

>>76779253
give me an example

>>76769471
I) Speak for yourself
two) if you chuuba doesn't make you happy maybe she isn't the one for you
3) stop wasting your free time on things that don't make you happy

>>76779253
your oshi is a depressed menhera who probably masturbates to doujins about girls being fucked by giant beetles

>>76769471
I dunno anon, I'm living my best life right now

>>76779408
Kronii is the first thing that comes to my mind since just had a recent woman moment. Clock fags you need to convince her to drink more often, that Diablo stream where she was completely obliterated made her seem like a fun person. Tragic that someone is only tolerable when intoxicated

>>76769471
Speak for yourself loser

>>76779840

>>76769471
I can't speak for everyone, but I can speak for me as an autistic loser.
It does make me happy, but it's sort of like cigarettes, in my opinion. When you smoke for the first month or so, it calms you down and de-stresses you and genuienly makes you feel incredible. It's great. But over time, not smoking is the cause of your stress, and smoking just makes you feel OK at best. It makes you feel baseline for a little bit. Every moment, not smoking becomes insufferable.

At first, when you watch your oshi, she becomes the highlight of your day and an endless source of inspiration. She makes you happy and helps you wind down after a hard day. She adds to your life and makes you want to do better. Eventually, it gets to the point where you're no longer happy without her. Any time she isn't streaming becomes suffering. You end up staring at her Twitter, likes waiting for activity. You hang on every single tweet and message. Breaks from streaming make you depressed and when she comes back, the world around you disaplover.
You want to escape, but will feel bad if you go without her for a while.
"what if she knows I leave and feels bad about it?"
"I don't want her to hate me..."
"I don't want her to think I hate her..."
Ultimately she doesn't know you, but that doesn't matter because the brain of an autistic loser wizard will do anything to convince you to stay, because without her you feel horrible.

>>76769471
speak for yourself, I've got my miniharem on a secondary display while I'm gaming or browsing internets

Happy in the moment sure but that's why you always have another hobby as well.

>>76769471
I always drink when I watch vtubers and I'm not sure if I like the content or the alcohol, but I enjoy something at least

>>76769471
>watching
making some bold assumptions there buddy

>>76769969
Clearly. Kill yourself.

>we

>>76769527
Fpbp, They make me pretty damn happy :)

>>76780389
Real shit anon, you know what you're talking about.

>>76780389
suffering

>>76780389
ah fuck
i can relate to all of this, you're not the only one anon
i'm going out for a walk

>>76769471
> we
The biggest lie you tell yourself to cope with your pathetic life is that everyone is as mentally ill as you. You are alone, faggot.

>>76783241
thansks

>>76779840
>your oshi is a depressed menhera who probably masturbates to doujins about girls being fucked by giant beetles
why do you think she's my oshi

>>76779840
yeah thats why she is my oshi

>>76779840
sounds like i found my new oshi

>>76769471
I was this close from becoming addicted to Nerissa, but since she treats her vtubing in holo as a side gig and halfasses a lot I wasn't entrapped.

>>76769471
Watching vtubers might not make me happy, but I can always be sure that coming to /vt/ will make me angry.

>>76770558
Thanks

>>76770306
True, we hate when non-blacks use the n-word.

>>76769471
Look anon, it's either this, drugs/alcohol, or rapes. I think I made a responsible choice.

>>76786095
lmao you mean the faggy, bitch made choice. Go smoke crack AND rape while watching your oshi, like a real man

>>76786347
But anon, prison schedule won't match up with my oshi's streaming schedule

>>76769471
>Vtubers aren't supposed to make me happy
>Real women aren't making me happy either
What do I do then

What a stupid thread

>>76769471
IRyS makes happy

>>76787035
robot waifus soon

>>76769471
B-But I watch vtuubers for the commentary!

>>76769969
Kill yourself, Kyo

>>76778368
>3 streams per month
You mean 3 streams per year.

>>76769471

>>76769471

So true Oomfie, time to kick that chair out.

>>76769471
the entertain me, thus make me happy

>>76769527
FPBP

>>76769471
>we
think for yourself, retard.