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alban LOVE !!!!!
sorry for the late bake i just got home from class aaaa

sonny brisko is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ_Md9Z00AM

ryoma has a new MTG video up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1g8MSbeHI

comfy sonny

ah, sonny and bug fambles

sonny is very amused with this battle screen

honestly bug fables is a lot longer than i thought it'd be

made a cup of hojicha to relax with sonny....i should do my project but i'm so lazy rn

>>76737794
it's at least best to get some rest in, and then you can tackle your project with vigor!
... is what I believe but sometimes one just stays lazy for 8 hours kek

>>76738350
i was supposed to work on it today but i ended up watching sonny and reading danmei instead.....

>>76738405
in the perfect society, one would be allowed to watch our oshi and read danmei all day instead of working

he did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

albanyan bump while sonny fables about bugs

bug fables sleepy

>>76731890
I'm glad the mtg fag's have a liver likenuv ygo ones have with Vv2ajjjer

>>76742856
Hazukashii dammit

>>76742856
Anon? I think you should head on to bed, kek.

>>76742856
>is it pronounced 'Vair' or 'Vurr'?
neither it's 'Vv2ajjjer'

>>76742856
woah anon, Vv2ajjjer with the hard R?

>>76742856
This anon started thinking about Ver and came so hard they blacked out.

>>76742856
Anon Don’t stroke out on us

>>76742856
drink some water anon

disgusting. goodbye sonny

>>76744215
I am drinking apple juice with my vodka
>>76744200
I typed my captcha in the wrong place, sadge
>>76744074
I mean, he is very fuckable though in CoT he is the guy who runs the underground sex ring in all my plays

i need to give claude a hug so bad. he deserves the best things in life. i'm so happy he got to buy his dream mic

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CtrAO12-wg

yes please auban do a morning stream where you roll out of bed let me hear you brush your teeth

this kind of talk still makes me sad even though i know he's coming back

>i think i'm in love with you guys
bye losers i'm getting married

love u too alban

aw the cosplayers who had all those takaradachi plushes want to send one to alban, i wonder if it can be done if he buys it through their manu instead of from the fan?

i loved to the moon

no alban sneeze it's over....

i can't believe this is our last week of streams for so long

>>76746223
i don't think it's gonna hit me until it actually happens...

he's become so japanese that he can't think of any egg dishes other than tamagoyaki or oyakodon

give me my pay you brat

i wish to one day have a study ethic like alban

News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
NijiEN NBA collab announced: https://collection.rakuten.co.jp/feature/nba_nijisanji/en/
Luxiem Bamco Collab Announced: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1791413426683826672
Dimensional Wave Collab begins June 1: https://x.com/kamisatoya/status/1794589126165221519
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Playback releases June 12: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789493455980560467
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam in Anime Expo July 6 (3D Concert, Livestreamed, physical tickets on sale May 16): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
TTT and Noctyx at AnimeImpulse Phoenix August 3-4: https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1792395965443563848
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status:

Merch on sale:
Alban bday
Denauth Debut
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary
Luxnoc Chibi
Soothing Voice
TTT Half Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Aster Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0rMX-TbX_I
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q

gm

>>76747867
gm

>>76747867
ggm !!!

ohh that sounded good

Can't believe ryoma is getting me to watch a mtg video

i just realised alban is sitting in a W shape in his birthday art... normally guys can't sit that way right?
my cute flexible cat...

>>76749217
little princess sit

>>76749397
he's so cute, such a pretty princess

is the walking dead good...

>>76750132
i didn't like it that much...but i generally don't enjoy zombie shows/movies, give it a try if you're interested

>>76750132
i enjoyed wife's gameplay of that way more than TLOU, too bad they seem to have perms issues with it or something

>>76750300
damn it i would have watched that

>>76750525
wonder if anyone saved those vods, man. he's cursed when it comes to zombie games

i miss alban come back

otsu aruban...looking forward to the schedule tomrrow

Ryoma is so cute

ryoma shower
https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1795107693235191993
tuxedo cats are cute

everytime I see ryo I mentally go "Oh he's stupid stupid."

>>76752853
He's definitely giving me dumb ojisan vibes with the daily shower shorts and mtg video essays. Also the car tism

>>76753817
finally, EN maimoto san

>>76753889
I will now start the "give ryo an older model and an oily mechanic outfit" campaign

>>76754052
there'd be slight moe gap with how he speaks+voice but I am all for it, we need him to speedrun getting a second outfit. he doesn't even have memberships yet

ryoom

poco pio this weekend

>>76755924
LETS GO POCO GOT CHANNEL RIGHTS
this must be revenge for not being allowed in the bunnygarden collab with pio and dooor

briskovid winning

About time for some embarrassing Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL9fpjZpP2k

I return from a day with no electricity to find that EN continues to thrive, and Poco Pio has a stream next week. I love it here.

I love ryo's intro music

i'd probably die on the operating table but it would all be worth it

>>76761129
>mini blood bag
re-ment miniatures are absurd sometimes.

ryoma that melted my brain

driving tism

Ryoma this is the perfect time, only stream at this time from now on...

He's so american holy fuck. I'm a burger and I feel like I could meet this guy wherever

This is the only time where I don't want a person to get meds

>>76762337
does ritalin make people talk less, from my friends experiences they become extremely focused on things

he's such a guy, It's pretty refreshing

Ryoma makes me want to get back into Magic but the online is so expensive and crappy and the offline is outside...

he's so based

>>76760968
poco pio waited for you and didn't do bunnygarden so he could have next week

>went to ai just to shee itashas
cute

...I took the snapshot cards off the order to save money and now he's telling me there are unique secrets?

I can't believe they found him in the middle of an event caressing cars and hired him right then and there

>>76764180
he's lucky ricky picked him up because if it were me he'd never see the light of day again

even when we start the game we don't start the game lol

>man with adhd worse than mine somehow
>still appears to have made something of his life
maybe we're all gonna make it after all...

It's been 58 minutes.

>"I read this whole paragraph but I don't remember what I read."

how is he gonna read us a bedtime story if he forgets what happens after 4 sentences, it makes me want to read to him. he's older than fuuchan (apparently) but i just want to hold him in my lap and do everything for him...

oh my god he can't... he can't hear at all with ANY noise

>I can't read yet
Uohh old man...

I am witnessing a man have his entire vocabulary melt away as he speaks

>>76764890
*entire brain

>>76764663
he's your grandpa who can't into technology instead of a toddler...

he would actually die trying to do rerorerorerorerorerorero huh

>>76764997
sometimes he seems so zoomerish because he makes tiktok and twitch meme references and then he talks about college being ages ago and my brain fries

Ryoma will make me do my reps, if he's trying I'm gonna try again too

>>76765326
same here. i clocked him as a zoomer at first and i'm having it viscerally disproved now. where did niji find him...

>>76765326
>asks what a nerd emoji is
>says loudge
he fries my brain too

>>76766383
his lore should be he's a ronin inbetween time, he's both a zoomer and a boomer at the same time

hayai hayai
I've got this feeling
yeah you know
where I'm losing all control
cause there's magic in my bones

i'm convinced he has kids. this combo of zoomer lingo + boomer brain is something i've only seen in parents of the current generation.

>>76767011
don't make me fall in love with him by putting that idea in my head, though his explanation of his recent diagnosis and family makes me think he might not be too responsible to have kids yet

>>76767011
Yeah, mine.
I don't know, I kind of see it but also not?

>>76764478
Hell yeah adhd bro

I'm diagnosed with adhd and an attitude problem and I've begun (like 5 years ago) to think I actually have full on autism and watching ryo has not helped me one bit

also if he doesn't have kids I can give him some xoxo ryo

Sharing Aster’s new favorite song. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/nSkKpuldUow

>>76767011
i think that's a side effect of twitch more than kids

>>76767011
Dude is in his mid 30’s, I am convinced. No zoomer actually owns cars and works on them

>>76767578
this, i am almost a wizard (witch?) and i still laugh when i see retarded 7tv emotes

Dear God...

how did he get a communications degree

>>76767712
ToT

>>76767780
he has a WHAT

>>76767882
not just that but he has had several tech-related jobs

>>76767618
i attributed that to him being a bocchan + autism
>>76767780
he dropped out twice..... doing a meme degree...

>>76767919
okay that I remember (despite the fact he could not figure out his setup at all during stream)

>>76767962
he used photoshop at work, i somehow doubt he was on the tech side of things at his job kek

>>76768033
imagine he had those "jobs" that rich parents give their kids, like designing business cards but on tax forms it says established graphics designer and office administration (taking the trash out)

okay literally what is he talking about what oreos??

>>76768211

>>76768317
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not understand from his explanation at all. thnx anon

>>76766586
as a typical american millennial, that's exactly what he sounds like. i felt it after he made those "aminal" and "weast" jokes. that's why he sounds both zoomer and boomer

>>76768807
it's the "that means X in spanish" that gave him away for me

>>76768807
Finally, the LITERALLY ME vtuber

I forgot we were still outside the hobby shop..

>>76768915
oh my god wait doesn't this mean he's too old to goslingpost

>>76769796
it's been 40 minutes on this set of words and he's had like 10 random topics in the midst of it

>>76769899
Goslingposting isn't an age thing it's just the idea of wanting someone who is unattainable/virtual

he's going to have one thousand hours of shashingo.

I only very casually play MTG but I fuck with ygo and own a mint ghost rare 1st edition BRD that I got as a gift and that's worth about $1200 so I get it

I forgot why I stopped playing and then In opened my tab and no... DJ...

>>76770860
I fucked him and got over my sadness I guess

>>76771241
it's closure yuguy o7

It's monday and this still haunts me

>>76771551
i thought shu teased an orisong for the branch but idk anymore

he needs to be spitroasted between sonny and aruban so he can learn jp through their knowledgesperm or osmosis

please get this man a private tutor to at least help him with pronunciation. chat trying to explain it in words doesn't help

>>76771690
I decided to watch my Hivemind backlog instead

>>76771833
idk if you meant to respond to that anon but i love hivemind

>>76771800
It's not as bad as it could be because he will 100% forget everything, but this game isn't great if you haven't learned how to pronounce and read hiragana

>>76772283
Riley reminds me of Sonny

>>76772601
kek i can kind of see it when he's playing the tsukkomi

Ah... he's going to kill me with these double streams where one of them is past midnight.
But I'm really looking forward to Magic.

>>76773485
i like that there's a switch on the board behind him and he doesn't even own one

>>76773611
it's a dreamboard

this clip keeps popping up in my recommended so i finally clicked it and the comments are unexpectedly cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LpdZA_mQB4

>>76774010
lol my kitten meowed back at hex's cat

>>76774010
i want to pet hex's cat...

wife and ike helped with aia... I love the boys

>>76774010
Does Hex's cat make this sound when you pet her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGfz-o5khc

>>76778226
I really love how supportive they all are~

>>76778226
of course they did, considering what song it was kek

watching door's stream. precious fodder to learn his speaking style. doppio streamed this for me.

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A2AXEgN
I feel like the Yapmeister will win but I found myself pondering this question.

>>76780695
I think they have the same number (one) used differently.

>>76780695
I voted dooor because as stupid ryoma is, he has capacity. dooor?...... he has..... dooom!!!

No die

We need one of these with Ryoma's hair now, too.

Challengers was a good time. They really are just making anime movies now

ike and wife in aia's totsu

so many boys in aia's totsu!!
zali enter too!

That's a fun smash or pass idea...

what is willy talking about.

ENTER
VANTA ENTERBRINGER

>Nice cock
>You too

This is such a silly totsu everyone's so unhinged tonight.

Weird time for Ren to arrive

Ren is so cute. They're all so cute... I love EN bros...

a-alien sex..

WINX CLUB REPRESENT

willy looks like he's from totally spies they're right...

Yuyu and his cunty Totally Spies bodysuit...

Don't say he's Chat Noir, Ver will get him

if we don't get some fanart out of this totsu, man...

...main just pointed out Ryoma can't join even though he thinks she's cool and now I'm sad.

vanta is so fucking funny
>>76791362
he's probably watching the stream..

>>76791590
He's basically this.

i just wheezed so hard i got lightheaded what the fuck is wrong with fulgur KEK

I miss my hubby

>>76791977
his default setting is horny

who's gonna perform the gratefruit method on zali

>>76793985
>I gotchu
Vanta

>>76794030
nvm it's uki

VANTA YOUR STUPID JOKES HAVE NO RIGHT BEING SO FUNNY
>HEADBANGER

>>76794127
uki would desu

these stupid motherfuckers are the best i love theme so much.

Yuyu is so fake French...

Fuuchan: Post-nut clarity
Everyone in call: (noises of understanding)

I love every single person in this call.

A lot of people seem to complain about how unseiso EN is but I love this shit. Feels like hanging out with my friends in VC.

Shubert hopcon!

I love these fucking idiots.

>>76795360
same. i'm almost 30, i'm not here to pretend i don't know what sex is

uki sending shubert docking videos... kino

>>76796624
I like this iteration of shirtless hex, he is both muscular but also sickly looking, it's perfect

>>76795808
hello fellow old person, who is your oshi

>>76796894
>30 is old
i want to die. anyway, ikey wifey, pio-chan (all three of him,) and noctyx but especially saniiiii, but i genuinely love everyone in en for one reason or another.

>>76796894
old? haha wdym i am but an infant attached to my mother's teat

>>76797282
yeah in this community its old

based taste btw i love en

30 can't be old... I'm suddenly halfway through my twenties, I can't be on my way to crippling bones

>>76797532
Me too anon... I can't cope if 30 is old.

>>76797532
>halfway
i turn 29 in a month...

>>76797532
>>76797821
>>76797841

dont forget to write your wills

>>76797948
when I die of old age; 31 years old, I want all of my merch and money to go to either the anon I've conversed with the most, or my oshi

>>76797532
you jest but within a few months of turning 30 i had to have an organ removed. you hit 30 and your body peaces out.

>>76795360
I of course blame IDOL CULTURE AND IT'S CONSEQUENCES but yeah I love my little freaky anime pngs

>>76797948
I'm four years off of old age but I already have weird pain and my bones creak, is death coming early for me... who do I leave my merch to...

>>76798121
one of my eyes is completely blurred out so I can't see out of it, I have hearing problems, my knees creak when it's cold weather

if I make it to 30 I think I'll actually crumble to dust

I'm 24 in 3 weeks and I already get tinnitus in my ears sometimes. And also my anxiety has quickly become a disorder. I already know my lungs will probably fail me sooner than most people since I have lived in a city for most of my life. I'm just gonna fucking live with no regrets. That's all

>>76798121
I turned 32 this year (basically at deaths door), and im already starting to feel the fatigue in my joints

anons please support my alien when im touching grass in hell

>>76798629
look at anon over here only getting tinnitus SOMETIMES

>>76798779
No anon!! ren will abduct you to live out your old ancient (33 years old) life with him on his alien planet where the elderly can live longer!

/nenmen/ - retirement home edition

>>76799100
I worry for the future of this thread if we are all ancient and/or physically falling apart.... Who will be left in a year or two......We're going to have to start performing necromancy soon just to keep the population up

which nenmen would you want to care for you in hospice as you wither away?

>>76799480
Demon because he has experience watching the ones he loves age and die

I feel really aware of my fragility and conditions now...
Anons, if I really do die suddenly like I fear I will then I want you t

>>76799420
anon...w-what if we....p-procreate...to keep the threads going of course haha...unless?

>>76799420
God no. Leave me in the fucking ground, I'm tired.

>>76799642
>>76799742
the duality of man
>>76799557
A-ANON?

>>76799557
hey anon i think you hit submit before you finished your message, what were you trying to s

lads

It's nice to experience a little bit of life with everyone. I like anons here a lot.
Goodnight, please live.

>>76800808
guess i gotta get willy's menshi...

>>76801076
I like you too anon, gn!

Gn

>>76805107
gn babe

Goodnight, it's way past bedtime for my old ass

>>76806641
gn also babe

sonny bug fabling rn

wanna watch sani but it's gn for me... see you guys tomorrow for bingo at the nenmen retirement home!

>>76809692
gggggn x3

Which boy is your pillow tonight, anons?

violisko I miss you I don't even need stardew valley anymore just minecraft again is enough please I'm desperate

>>76809901
picrel

>>76812717
KEK the little twintails, the comically oversized Sonny daki, I love Briskadets.

final battle....wow

he did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonny finished bug fables, yippeee !!!!!!

i feel you sonny

KEK he keeps doing it....
otsusonny ! thank you for so many long streams

Live, stupid thread.

board feels faster than usual today. times like this i wish we were located on a quieter board or perhaps elsewhere online, though i know not where... it is what it is.

You did your mtg homework for ryoma, right?

zali https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUtaOUC3IcU

wife soon

>>76821215
yes but it's only video 1 of 8 and i'm not ready

late but I'm still young and spry at 22 I\ll never grow old! although I was taught to be respectful to my elders so I can help you guys cross the street or something

>>76823480
Ohh, thank you, dear, you're too kind. Here, please have it.

>>76823480
i only have these

wife starto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMA17I1jyLs

>>76823651
>>76823593
I actually really like hard candies, thank you 老奶奶

>>76824045
at least call me 阿姨........

i missed wife so much

death

wolf amogus

>>76826623
NOT DEATH!
JUST WIFE

the wife among us...

>>76827472
listen, if anyone was /here/...

>>76829768
I miss him a lot

the way wife said "that's my mommy!", i need that shota model ASAP

Cute boys.

AH I FORGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRiJKUycvo
sexo hexo is on the telly-o

Oh crow country got a game? I thought it was one of those fake games like petscop where it's spooky

>damn he's a beast
wife wants bigby's knot

I know Fuuchan is going to be bricked up this whole stream

>>76833560
the story started off with two large man going at each other

>>76833939
*men
jesus my brain is fried, i watched too much ryoma

*counterspells you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrwTpK_Qkw

No... he's going to try and stop the pre-pre-pre-game zatsu....

>>76834732
Noooo

>forgot what he played yesterday

>right on, man
God he is such a burger

>only 3 hours
>not going to yap
Uhuh...

wife planning to go for 5 hours... short streams didn't last long kek, i love him

They picked this guy off the street and he’s super cute for it

25 minutes and we’re on the game, new record. Now how long until he plays it

>Blue
He's so perfect.

>>76835905
I’m more into ygo, is blue based

>>76835955
I think so? But I also think that losing is fine if I was annoying enough so...

>it’s too loud for my brain
If you fuck him in the club he would mindbreak so easily

Man the yap gates are OPEN

He makes me wanna play MTG again... I don't want to lose all my money but I wanna play so bad.

RYOMA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOU WHEN WIFE IS ON FUCK

oh wow he's actually playing the game and it's not an hour into the zatsu

SLAY THE SPIRE
BASED
A
S
E
D

not blackbasing
ngmi
jk I hate meta

I wanna sex the ronin

>>76839733
This one is so sex. The chest... nipples...
It feels wrong to try and describe what I want to do to Ronin.

>>76839733
@sap if you're still here, ryoma and wife slobbering over vox's knob?

>>76840374
Another idea is ryoma inbetween lambro titties

>>76840922
something like picrel? kek. i just really like the idea of vox with a silver-haired hag in each hand

Ah, Ryoma formally confirmed to be the oldest man to walk this world! Let's go!
This means that he really is just like That.