/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76765051
BAU BAU

>>76765051
BAU BAU

To summarize that guy, they ARE basically FuwaMoco, but they do like to lean into it and play it up a little bit on purpose on stream because they are also entertainers and idols and show business people and they understand everyone enjoys that.
Which is perfectly fine.

>>76765051
BAU BAU

Shork is gonna overlap the offcollab with some 10y old game. I can feel it in my cartilage.

>>76765109
>>76764626
Yeah, even if he picked an example that wasn't terrible, doing some kayfabe doesn't mean everything they say is a lie. The things they talk about in their real life are clearly real.

fuwamoco are demon guard puppies outside of streams

>>76765109
>but they do like to lean into it
Yes which is exactly what literally every single streamer known to man does, though it varies in intensity. It's a worthless thing to even talk about. They're sisters, they love each other, and they banter back&forth whenever they play vidya together(like all siblings do).

>>76765051
BAU BAU

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MOCOCO!

>>76765315
Fuwawa please control yourself

Fuwawa doesn't say "Sex with Wuffians!!" offstream

I want to have sex with Fuwamoco. Nerissa can watch if she really wants to.

>>76765190
I think lining your dick with hotate is more likely to work than peanut butter

>>76765190
Do they even like peanut butter?

>>76765109
Yes, thank you.

What if they are like this off stream...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_lb--PWEMU

Fuwawa and Mococo sing for us and bau bau and go "wuffiiiiians we love you, thank you ehehe!~" and the moment the stream ends they fall down in a chair and light up a cigarette before coughing

I know it's almost guaranteed that the announcement will be 3D, but with their tweet about "music being magic" the other day I'm starting to think it could be an advent original song.

>>76765337
Stop saying that I'm Fuwawa! This is the 9th time you do it this week...

When's the Puro arc?

>>76765378
noted, i'll be sure to test that theory out with fuwamoco
thanks

>>76765520
They're going to get 2 orisongs when Promise/Council just got their first...

>>76765520
we aren't getting another song til Lifetime Showtime hits a mil

>>76765315
Same here.

>>76765536
I keep getting called Nerissa, it's scary. I am not a midwestern hag!!

>>76765520
More important question, is the off-collab at Cover's studio or FWMC's place?

>>76765520
>it's actually just Lifetime Showtime acapella version with the other 3 advent girls as background singers

>>76765520
Could be both. Or maybe they just performed Rebellion in 3D all together for the first time.

>>76765109
Yes, but that retard also said "just because I'm saying theyre fake doesn't mean I'm disparaging them," so he wasn't saying they're exaggerating, which every single streamer does, he was explicitly trying to imply everything about them is "fake," including their relationship as siblings.

>>76765679
Takoyaki has been done at the studio before. They probably don't even have utensils yet.

>>76765667
>I am not a midwestern hag!!
Aw that's too bad

>>76765679
It's a takoyaki party so they're probably all at the doghouse

>>76765636
you guys ARE still listening to Lifetime Showtime every day, right?

>>76765821
lifetime showtime fucking sucks

stop calling women in their 20s hags you zoomers

>>76765821
Sorry, I've only been listening to the Siivagunner Say My Name mashup

>>76765520
I wondered about that because the homos announcement just dropped on twitter, right? There was no BIG ANNOUNCEMENT stream for that.
Although their fanbase is notorious for not watching the people they defend on twitter, so it makes sense to want to reach them that way instead.

>>76765905
Over 25 is hag.

>>76765821
I listen to Ruffian sings LTSM every night

>>76765958
Holy NEWFAG.
Over 25 is a cake.
Over 30 is a hag.

>>76765905
All canine holos are hags... what a coincidence...

果
て
し
な
い
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8YflSQi1Vk

where are all the women girls who love older men where i'm at?

>>76765679
Why must it be either option? People have rented places for this sort of stuff before.

>>76765840
They were borderline crying asking us to keep watching it when it underperformed. Are you a monster?

>>76766004
You're the newfag.
Over 25 is cake in Japanese. Hag in English

>>76765934
What waste of time, money, and resources.
All the money that went into the homo 3Ds should have been put into Advent. There's no excuse whatsoever.

why not a jong party instead of takoyaki?

>>76765934
That's what I was thinking too. I know they're currently practicing/recording 3D stuff. But I feel like they're still in that process and it'd be a bit early to announce set dates yet. But whatever the announcement is I'll be happy, shame I can't watch it live.

jong is shit

>>76766081
Nope. Over 25 is a cake. Over 30 is a hag. It's always been like this /here/.
Please lurk 5 years before posting.

>>76766116
They were going to but Fuwawa kept eating the tiles and had to go to the dogtor

>>76766093
Completely disagree. The fact that Cover doesn't leave their underperformers behind is intrinsically connected to the fact that they're not a shitty black company, and, as many mistakes as they make, they are still worthy of my trust and support.
They shouldn't even have debuted, but since they did, they deserve full support. Simple as.

>>76765905
>in their 20s
Someone lacks critical info

If the Homos met Advent, who's the most likely to accidently leak it? Shiori? Nerissa? I know none of the homos would.

>>76766150
I have actually never heard the term cake used for vtubers despite hearing it applied to anime and meat women regularly

>>76766037
you don't need to concern yourself with other women, ruffian

>>76766150
First of all this board isn't even 5 years old nigger. And secondly on /a/ and /jp/ when Cinderella girls first came out in 2011, Kaede and all the rest of the girls 25+ were called the hagswarm, I know I was there. Eat shit and die faggot.

>>76766219
Fuwawa slips up and moans it during ASMR

>>76766219
EN or JP homos? If JP, Ougaman would mention it. If EN, then Shiori.

>>76766187
>They shouldn't even have debuted, but since they did, they deserve full support. Simple as.
Yeah, I guess you're right. I can still be bitter about resources being allocated to them, especially when EN3 was delayed due to them.
I guess it was a blessing in disguise cause we probably wouldn't have FuwaMoco if EN3 weren't delayed at all...

Is takoyaki really something to be eating at 10am in the morning?

>>76766039
When? Every takopa I remember has been at the studio or someone's place. Since this one has a gen announcement and they didn't have plates last week I'm leaning towards the studio.

>>76766317
>I guess it was a blessing in disguise cause we probably wouldn't have FuwaMoco if EN3 weren't delayed at all...
Very true. They do believe things happen for a reason. Trust the plan.

>>76766205
Anon, your fucking reps. That anon is referring to people calling Nerissa a hag. Fuwawa and Mococo are only 31 years old. They’re still fresh hags but they’re nonetheless the oldest in Advent. Nerissa is the youngest in Advent. How old do you think Nerissa is?

>>76766359
they'd just eat donuts otherwise

>>76766219
Shiori accidently leaks shit all the time, so probably her? For the homos, I feel like Flayon(or the other red homo, who's a MASSIVE retard) would accidently say something.

>>76766359
as opposed to 10am in the evening?

Times change. We also use CGDCT differently from how we used it on /a/ now.

>>76766422
>That anon is referring to people calling Nerissa a hag.
Ah gotcha yea Newissa isn't that old(yet)

>>76766422
>they’re nonetheless the oldest in Advent.
I feel like Shiori HAS to be up there right next to them, but I don't care enough to look into it.

>>76766219
Shiori literally outright exposes Nerissa as having no tits right on stream. She has no filter and will say anything.

>>76766486
I clearly remember people calling Yukari and Nyamo hags and neither of them were 30 so things haven't changed at all.

>>76766534
>I feel like Shiori HAS to be up there right next to them
Try Biboo.

>>76766317
Even if they were to kill the homos they wouldnt allocate those now-free resources to existing talents. The 3d studio is the only exception.

Beautiful morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r74OyneNmg8

>>76766422
wait what? i always thought they were older than that
>mfw 4 years older than them
feels fucking good

>>76766534
I'm 31 and I don't know anything Shiori references or sings in her karaoke, so I'm thinking she's probably an older zoomer, but still zoomer.

>>76766563
She is literally autistic (good)

>>76766486
If you remember the Majikoi threads people always called Umeko a hag and she's 28. That guy who insists hag has always been 30+ is a fucking retarded newfag LARPing hard to try and fit in.

>>76766359
sure why not
it's just a snack food

>>76766695
Are you not American? I'm 30 and grew up with that shit

>>76766695
Yeah, I'll agree with this. Im 29 and remember every single song she sings in Karaokes from my teenage years.
She's probably roughly between 28-30.

>>76766695
>I'm 31 and I don't know anything Shiori references or sings in her karaoke
really? shiori references a lot of early 2000s western shows and songs

>>76766695
i'm 32 and i know most of it

>>76766730
Nope. You're wrong. Lurk more, newnigger, and stop pretending like you've used this place for any length of time.

>>76766695
I am 33 and I also know all her songs. She has great taste, I just wish she could actually sing any of them

>fresh hags
so in other words there's still time

>>76766907
Keep trying faggot.

>>76766695
Im older than you and more or less get the references. I've listened to women in the 23-29yo range talking about the same stuff though so it isnt very helpful.

>>76766934
She does her best

>>76766947
>>76766907
>>76766730
Look at these losers acting like it's cool to have spent their lives on 4chan

Ok, decided to check. Her Birthday unarchived karaoke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKBcAEo1dYw
Only know Smooth Criminal.

Everyone who doesn't sing a lot of 70s and 80s and soft rock and yacht rock and synthpop has bad taste

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiJPolEMLjt7C96lAfD4qjm7pbpWjIcvh
From here I know In The End and maybe Savior if it happens to be the theme song of the game Astral Chain, which I doubt.

>>76766940
A very small window of time for a healthy baby, but yes.

i've been here since 2006 and i don't know or care when people started calling girls hags, but someone in their 20s is young as hell
kys zoomers

>>76767078
Nendovella my beloved

>>76767176
Hag never had a negative connotation in this board. It's always been hag (SEX). It's a badge of honor.

https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/hagswarm/page/1/

EAT
SHIT
NIGGER

This is just for the hagswarm, go and search hags and you'll see it applied to anyone over 25+. (Anyone over 14 in loli threads kek)

>>76767228
Exactly.
For example this is peak Hag Sex right here.

i'm 28. so does this mean i'm an ojisan?

>>76767279
Many lolicons are so baused, I think Fuwawa and Mococo should have been cunnies.

>>76767228
This. Hag has been repurposed from it's negative connotation to "older woman I want to have sex with".

>>76767347
go back to roblox zoomer

>>76767228
this board is new as shit though

>>76767385
It's literally just "milf" but idols have to be virgins

>>76767459
It never had negative connotations on /a/ or /jp/ either.

>>76767313
The way this artist draws them always looks so official. He should sell lewds.

>>76767313
Mococo with the fingerblasting hand pose

/baubau/ should have a zomboid server

>>76767570
Now that would be smut worth my money

Hags will do anything in bed because they can't waste many more chances
So they'll willingly roleplay lolis for you and give you footjobs and whatnot just to make you happy

I am their ideal man.

>>76766940
They'll be in hololive until they're 40. They'll never have puppies

>>76767127
I'm listening to this right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuW6BH_Vak

>>76767529
It used to have some negative connotation, inherited from the word cake (leftover woman). Basically someone who'd never find a partner and get married, which prompted the "I'm gonna save this hag" posting

>>76767650
She wants it subconsciously

>>76767704
AHHHH MY DICK
BRUSH MY COCK, FUWAWA, DO IT, DIP IT IN PRECUM AND DRAW SOMETHING ON MOCOCO'S FACE

>>76767822
>It used to have some negative connotation
only japan itself had qualms with christmas cakes

I will save them all. I have enough cum in me to save all of Japan, leave it to me bros.

>>76767715
Tell us a joke, mr funnyman

>>76767879
Leave Advent to me.

>>76767715
i'm more than "pudgy", i'm close to being morbidly obese

The very first post on /a/ using the word "hag" according to the archives was someone who clearly misspelled "hug" in reference to Korbo. The very first post on /a/ that does not have "hag" as a misspelling is referring to Nagi from Hayate no Gotoku because she is 14. So basically 30+ hagschizo was always a lying nigger.

>>76767925
>i'm more than "pudgy", i'm close to being morbidly obese

>>76767738
>They'll be in hololive until they're 40
Does anyone honestly believe they'll still be active in 9 years? Since they seem like theyre trying to speedrun everything, I feel like their plans is to retire by 35.

>>76767704

>>76767855
She'd do it too

>>76767822
The "I'm gonna save this hag" never had negative connotations, rather it was a positive thing, she's been kept pure for this long. It's the same as calling a girl dorky or autistic or retarded. She's so X, I'm going to save her, etc. No negative connotation at all, you're just saying she's perfect for you.

>>76768016
Would they really call it "many many years" if that was their plan? They refuse to use the word "forever" and Mococo usually doomposts on stream about the world maybe ending tomorrow.

>>76768016
in the entertainment industry you dont really retire until you're +50

>>76767960
So then Nerissa is a hag then?

Why would they retire from the ideal job?

>>76768127
Yes. A younger hag but still a hag.

I just want to know what their pubic hair looks like...

>>76768127
We established that no she is not.
Shiori might be close but we don't know for sure.

>>76768121
I unironically feel like they'll go insane if they don't have kids someday

>>76768164
no the fuck she isn't
if she's a hag then the zoomers here are fucking ojisans and we all know they aren't

>>76768016
>Does anyone honestly believe they'll still be active in 9 years?
Yes. They'll be in hololive for 10 years at least.

>>76768191
Yeah, that was back when the definition this thread used was "30+." She's older than 25, so yes, she is a hag. All of Advent are hags.

>>76768016
Retire to what? This is their passion. They might leave hololive but they certainly aren't going to just sit on their money and retire early.

>>76768173
I already told you

>Fuwawa
VERY neatly trimmed porn star tier. Paw print shape above her pussy, looks neat.
>Mococo
A rough fuzzy bush.

Can someone do the math on how many hours they would need to stream to hit their 1 million goal?

>>76768164
lol

>>76768228
25+ means hag, anon, which means, yes, 25+ is also the new definition of ojisan now.

>>76768191
>>76768228
>He's still trying
You fucking lost, you were exposed, you're a lying fucking nigger. You haven't established shit. Kaede and the Hagswarm beat you the fuck out. Hag has always been 25+ you fucking faggot.
Umeko from Majikoi? Hag
Yukari and Nyamo from Azumanga Daioh? Hags
Maya sensei from Amagami? Hag
Hag love. Eat shit and die faggot.

>>76768265
Who died and made you king? Hag is still 30+. It's the definition/hag/ uses and it's the definition I use.

>>76768337
>25+ is also the new definition of ojisan now
ZoomerGODs? We are fucking in.
Let's fucking go.

>mfw just turned 21

>>76768302
I need to hear from them.

>>76768318
It's not gonna happen.
Streams will not get them there in time.

At this point they would need to drop a huge orisong or cover that blows up big time or they'd need a really unthinkable collab like say appearing on hikakintv or something like that.

>>76768351
>Hag has always been 25+ you fucking faggot.
so you believe 25+ applies to ojisans too retard? stupid piece of shit

>>76768351
Your own evidence shows it's not always 25+ retard. It depends on what you're talking about. 25 is not a hag for vtubers.

>>76768420
I am Fuwawa.

>>76768085
>The "I'm gonna save this hag" never had negative connotations
Im not implying that sentence is negative though. But rather, calling someone a hag was basically saying she's doomed and in a race against time to find someone. Then posters posed as the ones willing to save them from their childless future
Hag has never implied they were virgins, by the way

>>76768295
Retire to get married and have kids? Sure they can still stream and voice act every now and then, but I can't see them dancing and singing well into their 40s.

>fwmc kinda bussin no cap

>>76768302
>Mococo
>A rough fuzzy bush.
Baused.

>turning 26 next week
>suddenly an ojisan now
Fuwawa is mine.

>>76768485
You should be grateful that I'm not lowering hag to 14+ if you want to play it that way. Some standards have to be had. Go ahead search the archives. I see 14, 19, basically anything not loli but it stabilizes later on to 25+. Which was all before this board even existed.

>>76768418
are you even potty trained yet kid

>>76768572
answer >>76768462

I spent all of my short drive home from work today thinking about Moco-chan's butt.
The way it would feel to get a handful while kissing her, the feel of her small squeak reverberating through your mouth.
The way it would look as she happily bounces through your home, going about whatever task she's got her mind set to.
What it would be like to have it pressed with her weight over it on your lap, your back, your face.
The jiggle it would get if she teasingly shook it as she walked away from you

We need a new name for 35+ ojisans then
These zoomer 25+ ojisans are fucking greenhorns, they don't know how to properly molest a girl

>>76768462
Keep seething, you were wrong, you've been proved wrong, you have been irrevocably BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. Fucking posts in 2008 calling Marina a hag because she's 29

>>76768594
Yup...

fww is built for me frfr on god

>>76768651
>deflection
that's what i thought you stupid faggot, shut up

>>76768351
There is literally no reason for the term "Christmas cake" to exist if there was already a term that applied to them you stupid retard. 25+ is cake. 30+ is hag. Deal with it faggot you're not gonna convince anyone.

>>76768337
>25+ is also the new definition of ojisan now
Just 2 more years and I'll be a ojisan...

>>76768302
My tongue piercing through Moco-chan's jungle!

>>76768501
>I can't see them dancing and singing well into their 40s
this is literally what haruko momoi is doing, i can 1000% see them doing that

two schizo threads in a row, sweet

>>76768739
They don't consider her to be an idol, though.

>>76765520
It's not going to be 3D yet. Advent only got there like 2 weeks ago and they only announce 3D when the streams are done and ready. Especially with homo gen 2 having their 3D throughout the entire month of June it makes no sense for their 3D announcement to be made over a month away.
I saw a comment that said it might be the friends with u plushies and that makes sense to me.

>>76768422
have they said they've given up?

>>76768689
>>76768703
Keep samefagging. Christmas Cake is a Japanese term, hag is the English term. You can use both and people do. You can have more than one name for things. Like you're a faggot, a nigger, a retard, and a bitch. Also nobody is talking about ojisan's here, stop thinking about men you gaywad. Keep trying to strawman your way out of being wrong.

>>76768638
BAUSED

>>76768838
>more deflection instead of answers
retard wwww

mocoqt

>>76765378
>t. Some jap who has never actually owned a dog
Peanut butter is like crack for them. The second you put a spoon with it in their face they'll lick it non stop until it's clean. There's really nothing better than it for this sort of thing.

>>76768828
They for sure know it's not happening. They would need a miracle now or something like Ui's loli kami.

>>76768871
Ojisan is over 30. Hag is over 25. Simple.

>>76768920
LOL

>>76768889
I WANT TO SUCK MOCOCO'S NIPPLES

What's the longest they've gone without bathing? I think we know they at least went almost 24 hours without taking a bath due to their flight(it's why they didn't want to hug suzu-chan).

>>76768920
Holy retard!

>>76768838
>resorting to "muh english" at this point
its ok, you'll get him next time

>>76768910
It was probably part of their arguments when they BAU BAUd at management over the schedule changes.
>But you fucking retarded niggers we've been saying since debut that we want to try for 1 million in 1 year, how the fuck can we do that if we don't stream? Holy fuck kill yourselves
>roru rumao noto andastan

>>76768920
>Ojisan is over 30
correct
>Hag is over 25
rumao fucking dumbass

>>76768960
Sweaty, slightly stinky cuties.

>>76768995
>schedule changes.
They talked about their schedule changes being "outside of their paws" so it's safe to assume that their sick break was 100% management intervention. What about now? Is it because they have a backlog of HW + health?

>>76769027
see>>76767279

>>76769027
Not true.
Ojisan is over 17.

>>76768920

All I know is that they're older than me, which makes me want to have sex with them. Unfortunately, I'm cursed by being an attractive zoomer who exclusively watches Shonen anime.

I remember i almost called them hags in the chat recently

>>76769168
sad

It's on them for not releasing a banger ear worm orisong in that year. They needed to do that but didn't.
If you dream big you gotta do that.

>>76768937
>>76768962
>>76769027
>>76769126
Keep samefagging, you're wrong. Nerissa is a hag. Be grateful we don't apply the standards of lolicons and make Shion and Haachama hags too.

so /hag/ has to include almost every vtuber in hololive because of an /a/ post 15 years ago?

>>76769261
Orisongs aren't cheap and take a long ass time to finish, they didn't have either for a long time and now they're lacking in time more than ever

>>76769298

>>76769261
Suisei didn't have her first big hit till 3 years in.

>>76769298
retard lmao

>>76769347
Yup. Time to start posting Gura in /hag/ cause she's 25 now

>>76769084
>backlog of HW + health?
Yeah it's probably that.
>They took too much homework
>they got sick
>they didn't have any wiggle room for all the homework they took and were forced to rest
>now they can only do 1 stream per week until they finish the homework they took

I love you, my queen

FWMC aren't hags they're my precious princesses

Hags are any women old enough to be my mother

>>76769353
Suisei also didn't insist on hitting 1m within her first year, what's your point

I just think it's funny to call women younger than me hags

>>76769347
The hagswarm posts are considerably more recent. And yes youth is fleeting, old age is common.
>>76769423
Kaede is 25 too.
>>76769469
This too.

imagine believing this announcement isn't related to my marriage with them

>>76769464
Hololive wasn't nearly as big, hitting 1 million within a year wasn't possible until Myth debuted.

>>76769507
But they're already married to me

>>76769347
Next he will say that hag is any girl older than 10yo because that's what /a/ said one time

>>76769542
I am aware of that, I still don't see your point.
For FuwaMoco, they absolutely would have needed such a banger song now to still make it.

>>76769438
You know a hag can be a princess too, right? Hags still want to be treated sweetly and pampered.

>>76769605
Try a couple hundred thousand times faggot. But no we're keeping hag to 25+. In any case it's not 30+ which was the stupid hill you chose to die on.

>>76769698
>oshit no ko

I unironically want to know how they feel about the term "hag." I know nerissa likes it, but how do ACTUAL hags like them feel about it?
For me and everyone who uses it, it's a term of endearment... but I also understand that they're women who are pretty insecure.

>>76769678
I want to kiss Mococo's ears...

I like this hagschizo

Cake is the safest and most well-know term for 25+
Hag is vague and can cover a wider range

If 25+ is hag then we need some other word for 35+
Cause there's hags and there is "jesus she really only has a few eggs left"

>>76769834
i like how he's arguing with every single person in the thread and convinced they're all the same person

>>76769859
>we need some other word for 35+
Obasan.

>>76769859
You don't need to divy up every age group. 25+ is just hag.

>>76769859
Mommy

>>76769822
They havent reacted favorably when people make them feel old. That term does exactly that so it isnt hard to guess.

>>76769822
I mean people call them "dorky" "retarded" "autistic" and we all mean those endearingly but I don't think they'd take those terms well either.

>>76770005
Nerissa will bring them around. Jailbirds already put "HAG LOVE" in chat whenever she's bemoaning her age, it cheers her up. She's also said "We love hags here" and similar things. Plus she's younger than them so if she can feel good about it, they can feel good about it too. Fuwawa teasing Nerissa about getting old that one time was hilarious.

>>76770016
Fuwawa didn't mind being called dorky in a superchat.

>>76770138
time to call her "dorkyphant"

>>76770097
>Plus she's younger than them so if she can feel good about it, they can feel good about it too.
She feels good about it because she isn't actually that old.

>>76769952
Wrong I need to. I'm not horny for youthful 25+ I'm horny for desperate 35+ who will do anything for a chance

got a family thing wednesday so looks I'll have to miss Fuwamoco's stream with Advent
hopefully I can get back before it ends, this looks like a rough one to miss!

reject family, return to FuwaMoco

probably the better option desu

>>76770138
Well maybe she's come around to that one. In any case, I feel safe that I can say "Hag love!" in Nerissa's chat and it will make her feel loved, I don't feel that way about Fuwamoco yet so I'll hold off on it. Maybe if they eventually start saying they love hags like Nerissa does, that will change. But they have to be the ones to say it first, I don't want to risk hurting their feelings accidentally.

>>76770138
she's come to accept it, which is different

fuwawa should accept being called an elepahnt because thats precisely what she is

>>76770288
She’s not an elephant, she’s Fuwawa!

>>76770226
I mean then you're not even horny for Fuwamoco, Mio, Fubuki or Marine, you're more a Korone, Botan, and Luna type of guy.
Me I just love hags and that instantly includes all of them.

both fuwawa and mococo already accept being called my wives because they are

>>76770220
>Nerissa
>Feeling good about her age
She's an unmarried white woman in the midwest and her mother and both sisters all married their high school sweethearts. By traditional values, she's fucking dust.

>>76770016
Fuwawa called herself dorky and fluffy. I think she absolutely likes that term. Hag is different though.

>>76770357
Elefuwant

i love lolis and hags and i wish there were another set of fuwamoco but as lolis so i could fuck all four of them

imagine being too young for this goddess

>>76770568
based and same

This doxxtranny should stop breathing.

>>76770568
>old ladies pretending to be little girls
Is there an example of the reverse? Like an actual young zoomer girl pretending to be an old hag? I feel like that's a niche that has potential

>>76770514
I would imagine she's come to enjoy it though, the first time anyone is called a dork, it's not really a compliment. She probably lurked enough to know dorky is a compliment. As for fluffy, when people call her fluffy, they are either referring to her head or her floofies. She's used it for her weight a few times like she got fluffier, but I don't think Ruffians should use it that way.

I want to cum on the fluffy tummy...

>>76770741
Whenever I call her fluffy, I'm referring specifically to her bush.

>>76770724
nerissa

serious lack of fluffy tail fanart

>>76770741
>I would imagine she's come to enjoy it though
In order for that to happen ruffians would need to start referring to them as hags regularly but that has yet to happen.

>>76770822
I'll wait for Nerissa to do that first, you don't want to call them hags and make them feel bad because they don't know you actually fucking love hags.

i'm missing them again

>>76770919
naizuri is better

You're saving up money for our next stream, right
wuffians? You haven't spent with our senpais right?

>>76770975
yes fuwawa of course!!

>>76770975
I have $3
How would I even spend it?

>>76770799
>>76770822
Sort of like gorillas, we should coin a term that means something absolutely filthy but remains innocuous in every possible way and you wouldn't know unless you were /here/.

Like if we used the term "flowers" to mean "marathon sweaty creampie impregnation sex" and then everyone sent SCs and comments saying they wished they could give Fuwamoco their flowers or something. Then either they don't know what it means and just think we're being silly, or they DO know what it means and have to stifle blushes as they know we're talking about doing incredible things to them.

>>76770097
I doubt they'll truly ever come around. The idol industry celebrates youth, not age. Well I'd say the entertainment industry in general celebrates youth and beauty. For women, wrinkles, gray hair, etc, isnt seen as attractive, and those things get harder and harder to hide with makeup the older they get.
If these girls are insecure about being seen as physically unappealing, then yeah, I'd say being reminded of their age probably isn't what they want.
At some point women stop caring about that, but it usually happens after they get married and have kids. I know my mom used to be insecure about going gray and having wrinkles and stuff, but eventually did the female equivalent of the "Chad embrace" and said "fuck it I'm old, who cares?"

they're definitely insecure about their age. in hitman and i'm sure even before then fuwawa complained about her shit eyesight and the chat immediately erupted in comments about her age to which she disregarded

>>76771090
I mean, that was the whole reason Hololive exists in the first place, YAGOO explicitly said he wanted to give entertainers a chance that might be overlooked by traditional mediums, like old and ugly ones. Also if you bring up that angle, then the doxxniggers emerge en masse and talk about how devoted they are for fapping to their RMs.

>>76770975
I was gonna send you a nice sc on saturday but I had plans. So I guess I should spend some money on you two.

>>76771158 (me)
it might have been either hitman or touhou. i would need to go back to verify

>>76771245
Pretty sure it was touhou when she mentioned to wait a bit for her to make the window bigger

>>76770889
whenever i see the thumbnail i think he's just snorted coke

>>76771090
women are celebrated for youth, ability to have children, and motherhood

Hell, a simple but sincere "I love older women" comment from a ruffian would undoubtedly make them go, "haeh?! what are you trying to say, ruffian?! we are demon guard dog puppies!".

>>76771188
>Also if you bring up that angle, then the d
Yes I know, but those are picture they felt good about. They see themselves in the morning without makeup and good lighting, so comments like that wont help or alleviate any insecurities they might have.
The unironic only thing that would is having a supportive husband who loves them at their worst which will obviously be me.

>>76771386
What about, "I love 2000 year old puppies"

>>76771469
That could work, maybe.

>>76771469
Then they'll tease you and wonder who are you talking about since they're 2001 years old now, not 2000

>>76771426
I just think that line of reductive reasoning is stupid and also usually used by insecure women. Which explains why it's probably used by doxxniggers because half of them are just sisters pretending to be fans and the other half are deluded fans convinced they can "outlove" other fans

>I love Fuwamoco
>Yeah well I love Fuwamoco without Fuwamoco
>Yeah well I love Fuwamoco without Fuwamoco without makeup and filters and lighting
>Yeah well I would love them if they had no skin
>Yeah well I would love them if they were quadruple amputee burn victims
>Yeah well I would love them if they were both medically brain dead and had none of the qualities or personality that others love them for, I would dedicate my life to a technically alive husk, I love them the most.

It's hard for me because I want them to know I love older women but also younger women because they are older women but younger than me.

I love Fuwamoco
Yeah well I love Fuwamoco without Fuwamoco
Yeah well I love Fuwamoco without Fuwamoco without makeup and filters and lighting
Yeah well I would love them if they had no skin
Yeah well I would love them if they were quadruple amputee burn victims
Yeah well I would love them if they were both medically brain dead and had none of the qualities or personality that others love them for, I would dedicate my life to a technically alive husk, I love them the most.

>>76771609
Yes, and? People can say whatever they want but reality/relationships are always different from how you imagine them to be. It's like brapfags/smellfags. You can fantasize about whatever you want, but reality is never going to be like your fantasy.
My final sentence was obviously in jest, but there is SOME truth to it. Insecurities will always exist no matter what, though.

Gorillas are the only way. They will never fully believe your love unless you hold them down and engrave your love and lust into them physically for hours at a time. Their insecurities will brush you off as being nice or polite or just saying stuff but if you creampie them from dawn till dusk, they will have to admit that you want them.

morning scissoring with fuwawa!

>>76768318
I previously did the math ~2 weeks ago here:
>>75857463
Updated numberfagging:
Not necessarily accurate, half eyeballed from last time, they gained 2 to max 3k subs a day during Golden Week. Fluffy week was 0-3k subs. The 3k sub gains happened with vertical streams. Their rate when not streaming is roughly 500 subs a day. That 500 may be slowing down now slightly to 300-400 a day the longer they don't stream. FuwaMoco anniversary is July 31.
>Currently at 839K. 161K to reach 1 mil.
>65 days left. 2.47K a day on average needed.
If they did nothing but vertical streams every day from now on and managed to somehow gain 3K subs per vertical stream, they would reach their goal on July 20th, 11 days before their intended goal date.
If they streamed as much as Golden Week and got an average of 2.5k subs a day, they would reach their goal on exactly July 31st.
If they don't stream and momentum goes to 500 subs a day, they would reach their goal April 14th, 2025.
To reach their goal by end of the year, they need 161K subs in 218 days. That is roughly 739 subs a day.
Conclusions:
>Can they reach 1 mil by anniversary?
Theoretically barely possible. In all practicality, it's impossible apart from unknown factors being introduced such as a Loli Kami level of support.
>Can they reach 1 mil by year end?
Highly expected yes. If they did no streams, they wouldn't make it. But, if they do a casual stream schedule to keep them relevant, it's highly expected they would be able to reach by end of year.

I love Fuwamoco even if they are old women who missed out on motherhood and as a result substitute their love for children with a love for cats and missed out on marriage so they substitute their love for any potential husband they could've had for a love for the collective that is the their fans otherwise known as the ruffians.

>>76771813
>personality is #1
>gorillas have no personality
you're just as fucked

>>76771878

>>76771838
ywnbaw

>>76771894
Gorillas have tons of personality.

For how many grands are they willing to prostitute themselves cosplaying as their avatars

>>76771878
They still have time..slowly dwindling time.

>>76772164
They wouldn't whore themselves out.

>>76771878
This also describes Newissa.

I just farted

>>76772285
That's why they love each other so much.

>>76771878
They can still be mothers

>>76771852
They should do what Moom did and just rebroadcast karaoke vertically. No effort or vocal damage, they can do it every day

>>76772427
Honestly every fucking Holo should do that, especially when they have dead weeks. I don't know why they don't.

>>76772464
They already rebroadcasted their EN karaokes. They could easily do it a few times during this down period

>>76772427
only for unarchived ones

they drive me feral

they drive me to fart

>>76772427
>>76772464
Someone should tweet it, sounds like a good idea

>>76772427
>>76772464
You forget that with FuwaMoco, they like to see what the ruffians are saying. So it would distract them from their work
I don't get how people forget about that so often. It's the reason they don't want a free chat, and the reason they only open pre chat an hour before when they're preping the stream

>>76771878
>missed out
There's still a chance

her eyes are leaving her head

>>76772842
If they wanted to see what the Ruffians were saying, they'd be here 24/7.

Feels weird to be a femruffian in the middle of so many guys. I love my wives and I'm glad so many different people can agree those puppies are the most precious girls ever.

>>76772963
>implying there are ruffians here 24/7

Oh no not again

>>76772964
Tits or GTFO attentionwhore.

Love me demon guard dog wives and just want to make them happy.
>>76772690
Cute mocopan! Hope the artist preps up a takoyaki outfit for her.

>>76772964
Will you be my date for the next Holofes?

>>76772964
Hi cuteandfunny

This is so fucking hilarious I just have to tell you guys about it
In that Silent Hill reality game or whatever it was, you need to get gangbanged to save your kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JJ_tStjlh0

>>76772964
Mococo is still waiting for her name carving, get to it

>>76772964
Fuck off tranny, our local femruffian posts from an Iphone

>>76773136
would you let cultists run a train on you to save fuwamoco?

>>76773136
so progressive and multiculti

>>76773339
if it's to save FuwaMoco

>>76772964
nobody cares

>>76773393
i care. i asked

>>76773393
text does not have a gender or sex, its the real merit based civ

>>76772964
They aren't dykes, fuck off attention whore.

>>76773393
Thanks I was looking for this exact image because I forgot what I called it and I don't organize my images. Have this one in return.

Oh wtf the collab isn't today, i called out of work

>>76773550
Fuwawa is. Mococo is not.

>>76773568
You can watch Gura instead

>>76773568
youtube shows the start time for people like you

>>76773684(me)
I should specify that Fuwawa is sexually and romantically interested in MOCOCO, but Mococo resists because she's still holding out for her perfect ideal man.

>>76773568
based

>>76773037
>>76773393
>>76773468
https://litter.catbox.moe/pwq0vh.png
>>76773550
idfc lol

>>76773684
>Mococo is not.
Perfect, sex with Moco-chan for procreative purposes! After marriage of course.

>>76773782
where the FUCK are the nipples?
where the FUCK is your timestamp?

>>76773782
my tits are bigger

>>76773561
I feel like this image doesn't apply to Ruffians whatsoever since we love them despite the fact that they are chaste puppies.

>>76773782
>no timestamp
you still dont know how this is done

>>76773782
That's not tits. You fail.

>>76773751
>I should specify that Fuwawa is sexually and romantically interested in MOCOCO
that's not being a dyke, that's purest form of love

>>76773782
>no timestamp
shitty attempt

>>76773841
If Fuwamoco announced today that they had BFs or were married, you'd see a fucking steep drop off in the fanbase.

>>76772964
Stop pretending to be a girl

>>76773782
>No nipples
Come on man atleast post the nips too.

>>76773908
it's not like I'm in love with them

>>76773841
You know a lot of people would abandon them if they had a bf. That said they passed the personality test, they're pretty interesting.

It saddens me that there are people so new they think tits with no nipples or timestamp are tits.

>>76773908
the kayfabe is that important
this is why flesh streamers fail

>>76773908
If they announced they have multiple children in good health, I'd be at peace.

>>76773973
Why are you even here then?

>>76774027
I'm not supporting someone else's children what kind of cuck shit is that?

>>76774053
to be entertained

>>76773908
>If Fuwamoco announced today that they had BFs or were married,
uh yeah anon every single ruffian knows i'm already their boyfriend

>>76773782
Fuck off

>>76774151
That's cool bro, I'm their manfriend.

>>76773908
>Yab comes out. They say they each were married and now divorced
>Extreme gachikoi smile bitterly and say they're happy for them publicly
>The extreme gachikoi fanbase ultimately leave
>It is a rough week from their meltys on all social media platforms
>Suddenly peace
>Shitposting disappears.
>No more likeschizos.
>/baubau/ returns to the golden ages
>We rise from the ashes with a better future

>>76773908
>>76773979
Oh you're referring to them having BFs? I took that image to mean if they're romantically unavailable in any way, men lose interest. Right now, they are single AND 100% unavailable to pretty much everyone as far as I know.
I would leave them if they have BFs, not because it would make them unavailable, but because it would mean they no longer care for the Ruffians the way they say they do. It would make them, at minimum, manipulative and potentially liars.
A counter example is AZKi. I like her a lot, and she's literally married.

>>76774312
based brown sis

Sex with Femwuffians

>>76774115
One way or another, you are. It's just that you're basically investing in their future husbands/children.

>>76773782
Good evening I hate women

>>76774312
So true!

>>76774312
What happened in their past does not matter to me all that much. What happens while their idols does.
Trust me, if they had a current bf yab, if there is even a WHIFF of a bf yab, I would never leave. I would simply become FuwaMoco's orcschizo, but worse. I am mentally ill and hanging on by a thread.

>>76774336
The fantasy is important. Every Ruffian has some magical dream scenario where they meet them and marry them. If they aren't single, that fantasy doesn't exist. Living in Japan isn't nearly the obstacle that being in a relationship is.

>>76774312
If they lied to that extent, I wouldn't leave, I would make it my mission to destroy them. There would be no peace, only war.

I just want Fuwawa and Mococo's weight on me while I snuggle them both in bed

>>76774336
>I took that image to mean if they're romantically unavailable in any way, men lose interest
It doesnt work quite that way. The issue is simply being in a relationship, many have gotten into relationships despite being single and "romantically unavailable". Logic doesnt matter that much, the brain is kinda wired that way.

I want to get better at digital art and draw FuwaMoco but drawing two characters at once seems too intimidating for me. Is it weird to only draw one at a time?

>>76774670
>>76774559
wow, sisters, youre so dedicated

>>76774336
Basically this, I care about them a lot but If there's a BF yab well a lot of the things they've implied and said are null and void. I don't mind it once they leave though.

>"""femruffian""" tries to attentionwhore
>immediately told to fuck off
/baubau/... is healing?

>>76774559
>I am mentally ill
We know sister

>>76774519
Except fuwamoco

>>76774819
This

>>76774796
>/baubau/... is healing
woah there. let's not get ahead of ourselves

>>76774593
I disagree. The VAST majority of their fans are casuals(not gachikoi) who simply think they're silly dogs. That's it. Having boyfriends would not affect that whatsoever.
Having boyfriends would only be a problem because it would make them liars, manipulators, and explicitly fake. That is specifically why I would have an issue with it.
AZKi and a few others are in public marriages/relationships, and no one cares. Hell, plenty of idols are, and no one minds. I like the content those girls put out, as do many others. The difference is that THOSE girls don't pander at all or do GFE. If they do while being in, or planning to be in relationships, that would make them genuienly bad people. The reason I hate rushia is precisely for this reason.

>>76774819
mama puppy...

>>76774796
gotta poach them all

>>76774796
/baubau/ is too busy fantasizing about situations where they can anti fuwamoco

>>76774865
Yes well the vast majority of their fans are also not paying fans. Compare the number of members they have compared to the number of subs they have. Then paypigs and people who buy merch.

Ok nice discussion but I'm just saying if FuwaMoco sold ring merch, I would buy it

>>76774865
Essentially feel the same, If you're in a relationship you should not do GFE, my problem isn't the relationship its the lies and the double dipping for basically gachi money. And Its just wrong in general to lead people on and make them think there's more than what there is.

>>76774519
>>76774819
This, except FuwaMoco, Advent, Mamapuppy, my mother, my sister, mother marry, mother theresa, joan of arc, and my granny. Fuck my my cousin and aunt though, those two are bitches.

>>76774979
feels like its a cursed item at this point

Hi I'm also a femruffian

>>76775021
I have Lamys

>>76774997
That's something sisters and beggars never get. I expect different things from different Holos.
>X collabs with Homos!
Yeah well I don't watch GFE from those Holos and they usually don't do that anyways. I have different standards for different people.

We already know they fucked Oniichan and you can’t prove otherwise.
>he’s not involved with them anymo-
Still fucked them.
>he’s dea-
Still fucked them.

Mococo explicitly said she wanted a family with him.

>>76774979
what about collars?

>>76775021
didn’t a holomem recently put out ring merch I forgot who it was

>>76775197
Kari-chan did, I believe. She explicitly said to NOT look at it like a wedding ring though.

And there it is.

>>76775260
Like clockwork

>>76775163
Where is this from

>>76775163
>oniichan
I cant hold it, im gonna bauuuuu

>>76775163
They ACTUALLY lost their virginities to Hiromoot, but none of you are ready for that conversation...

Only true blue unicorns actually care about hymen integrity. Actual unicorns not the /vt/ definition. Most people are CGDCTfags so as long as a Holo isn't currently in a relationship, it's fine.

>>76775163
Yeah and? Even if that was true they were young, and then he fucking abandoned them for someone else. This doesn't phase me in the slightest, and that's even assuming he did fuck them, nobody can know for certain.

>>76775183
The closest thing I'll ever get to a collar is a twitter notification that they posted something in freecat

whatever you do, do not post floofies

>>76775405
the hymen acts as a second voicebox, so it affects their singing voices

Fuwamoco should wear the collars, not the Ruffians.

>>76775405
I care about hymen integrity, and thankfully they still have theirs. Even if they didn't, I'd be fine with it as long as they remain single for as long as they are idols.

once again we are reminded that fuwamoco are flawless as far as having any skeletons in their closet is concerned so sisters need to make shit up against them

>>76775514
my princess daughters dont need to be chained down

Fuwamoco have found their true love (Me) in the ruffians (all me) And I can't be convinced otherwise

What if they married Nerissa?

Has there been a change int he janny leadership as of late? I noticed they've actually been doing there job, which is nice