/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE IMMY

is there any other known watchalong besides mero umiko?

Which debut do you think is gonna pop off hardest?

>>76732947
Kilia Kurayami and Skye Shinryu
>source?
the voices in my head

>>76733102
Don't forget they'll bring back Kiki Lockheart for a special appearance 1 day stream.
I heard Eri will be doing it too.

>>76733102

>>76732869
Previous thread >>76681913

>>76733165
gomenasorry i will perform sudoku

>>76733231
donut worry we are all retards here

Icey Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORJm1fZvfE4

https://youtu.be/ORJm1fZvfE4?si=J3y8ktwgS2AvK2IK

>>76733476
>>76733459
That esl accent is totally super cute.

ToT

Azura Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_jZpSMfBc

>>76733476
be there or be a eunuch!

Mercy Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4rNuCiQGs4

you havent lost, right, oniichan?

Looped Mommy Azuras heartbeat for about a minute
https://litter.catbox.moe/5r3463.mp3

Immy Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV_PLMKtrAs

Shibi Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaQsI_uRFVM

>Verification not required

Finally some good fucking food

>>76733825
I'm Shibi's WHORE intern

Stronny Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8g4TVpCsYU

>She said the thing! We are so fucking back! T_T

>>76733624
Kinda wish she pronounced her last name modest but modiste is fancy

>>76733825
She wouldnt be a real milf without KIDS

>>76733991
Why would it be pronounced modest?

>>76733927
I’ve never heard her before. SHE SO SCOTTISH

>>76733927
Stronnking my Cuckles rn

>>76733927
I LOVE MUMMEH AND HER DAUGHTERS!

Madam Shibi... Immy... if you make any more videos before debut, don't forget to mention ASMR and other content you are going to create...

I'm going to start calling you Cuddles now, so I hope you like it.

>>76734598
Better yet is to give a demonstration like Azura's 3rd short

>>76733825
I'm Shibi's little intern!

>>76734710
You are far from the first

>>76733572
edging to Mommy Azu's voice and breasts (//▽//)

I can feel it. This is the future of en vtubing. They just have to not fuck it up

Mercy's trailer was solid

My cute esl princess gets any treat she likes and doesn't have to say thank you

>>76734998
well, you know the treat she wants most then...

>>76734830
Correct.

>>76734830
>>76734998
Will Icey be using her cunni voice or her (natural) haggy voice on stream? I fear that will make it or break it for her.

>>76734830
I'm surprised it took this long. Everyone saw Melody blowing up and Hololive EN blowing up and nobody really went "what if we had a EN corpo full of porn vtubers"

I want to eat mommy's cunt and ass!

>>76734830
I for one, when I call this "the sexual revolution", I'm just being silly, having vtubing explore new areas is sufficient, no need to change the landscape, and if vtubing is to have a future (before AI takes over all entertainment), I'd prefer it to be multiple choice...

>>76736339
I was going to reply that they are not Melody-like camgirls or porn vtubers, but several of them did put a lovense lush in their throne, so they must plan to use it somehow. Plus they have been giving us porn of themselves on ther alt (from masturbation audio to a wet used dildo) so you are in fact correct.
They are just playing it safe in the beginning (for example they only have accounts on "safe" platforms such as Youtube, Twitter, and Patreon) until they get famous, because they don't want to be immediately branded as porn and blacklisted from the rest of vtubing. Smart.

The algorithm candy that is ASMR means i vaguely recognize some of these voices but not enough to actually put a name to them(baring the obvious one). Hope they offer up at least a free sample of the NSFW stuff before it all gets shoved behind the paywall

Anyone know their past life?

>>76733927
Stronny I know you or one of the other girls is lurking this thread, I want to eat your ass like a bowl of fresh haggis

>>76736734
Yes.

>>76736734
Check the last 15 or so threads.

>>76736734
at least one

>>76736734
read op

https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1794975889798680600
https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1794979779399008747

>>76732463
Im waiting for them to have the word firefox in their filenames

>>76737231
That's only because Stronny has been busy and hasn't been able to post any screenshots

>>76736063
I'm not sure which I like more. I like cunny but I also like lolibaba...

Looks like Icey is responding to more maros right now

>Lolibaba content where Icey forces herself onto us and threatens to tell the cops if we don't fuck her
Please...

>>76737615
Fuck, I need this

I got a kiss from Mercy. See ya suckers.

I had forgotten how thick fish woman's Scottish accent was.

>>76737615
>Hey anon listen, if you don't fuck me silly right now and breed my polar pussy I'll scream and then who knows what'll happen!

>>76736725
We're probably gonna get plenty of nsfw content for free, just nothing as explicit as their Patreon stuff

>>76737939
Her Scottish accent makes me horny. Fuck those who are filtered by it.

>>76738901
I'm ESL so sometimes I have trouble understanding her. I still think it's hot as fuck.

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1795019846893064687

Immy is really fucking good at drawing holy shit.

Are the girls tweeting the trailers?

>>76739629
not prime time to do so

>>76739599
Have we seen any drawing from Mercy yet?

fuck fuck fuck fuck
There's no way I'll be able to survive daily edging until the first anymore. The intrusive thoughts of ferociously plapping Azura, keeping her constantly pregnant, and raising our children together won't stop assaulting my mind.
go on without me bros...

>>76740154
Edging was doing a number on my mental sanity too, so I gave up. It will be hard enough (heh) when they all start streaming and posting ASMR.

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1795028984503120034
I love fucking this corpo

>>76740561
For real. I could not imagine better vtubers if I tried.

Why does Icey sound deeper than usual in her trailer?

>>76741071
I don't know. Cuddles said she was not satisfied with the trailers, maybe some of the voice acting from the girls was not up to her standards?
I hope she goes back to her more high pitched voice, I think it suits her better.

I see Azura will be the one to pander to my pregnancy fetish

>>76741147
I guess it could be old audio? Or bad mixing.

>>76741147
The girls are perfect in her eyes, she was much more likely talking about herself or her own editing.
Dumb bitch doesn't realize she's perfect too

>>76741213
Dumb bitch (affectionate) is a perfectionist and we love her for it.

I want to fuck the scottish fish while she screams freedom like William Wallace

>>76741251
I don't think I could see a future without her in it

>>76732869
>Kouhai Wants Your Phone Edition
>Are you gonna hand it over?
I would hand it over but with a picture of my dick on the screen. Then I can watch Mercy's cute face blush.

Holy fuck, is that the biggest cull yet?

>>76741834
goddamn they lost like a third of their subs

This is well beyond ridiculous

You think our whores have a chance of having a bigger debut than recent kurosanji wave?
I am pondering botting it to shit just for lulz alone.

>>76742039
Are dumb anons been botting them? Because if you are, you're doing them a disservice.
t. have not had a single sub or bell removed, but I'm on Premium and visit their channels often, maybe one of the two things is the key

>>76742153
>>76742226
Please don't.

>>76742226
I doubt it

I think they are still getting culled because a lot of people subbed and there's not much content to watch. After they debut it should stop.

Icey so cute.

>>76742039
Holy, that's just absurd

Keep your chin up girls. We'll resub as many times as needed.

>>76742153
Do not.

>>76742153
I couldn't care less, I no longer acknowledge myself as part of the demographic that watches vtubers who don't sell porn.

>>76742039
>>76741834
Alright that is sad. Genuinely.
Out of every single cull they've had thus far, this one is just fucking brutal.
Poor girls are really being put through the wringer...

>>76742039
>>76743141
It's still going down btw...
Icey is on now on 608 subs now and Immy is on 676

>>76740154
Yeah, I given up on edging and I'm just sticking to abstinence until the day comes

https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1795039504408944752

STRONNY KINDA WHORE
STRONNY KINDA SLUT
STRONNY KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHE LOVES TO FUCK

>>76742914
>I no longer acknowledge myself as part of the demographic that watches vtubers who don't sell porn.
This is why VAllure is treading a fine line. It's lot like lewdtubers are anything new, it's that they are trying to bridge the gap.

>>76743938
https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1795039688538943504

>>76744673
I want to breed Stronny. My cute little Scotsfish

Mercy I miss you.... Please wake up soon and tweet some more....

This little whore

I'm getting blueballed.

seriously?

>>76744942
HOT
Baker-anon, you know what to do

>>76745238
Stronny queen

>>76745238
I'm not saying YT is in the right, but IF there was some botting by misguided anons, then these numbers (with Stronny queen, followed by Azura) make more sense than the old ones.
Just saying.

>>76745832
There is absolutely no botting from /vag/
To think about this logically, botting costs a lot of money and doesn't work well at all. That money would be better spent on the girls DIRECTLY.
You could maybe argue a potential bot attack by antis but I think that's frankly unlikely.
In all likelihood YouTube is just being shit since their AI programs do not work at all and the channels only have shorts and before had nothing at all.
The AI is programmed to just remove subs as much as they can to limit channels without true content to slow traction in case of botting.
New channels that have heavy backing and rack up hundreds of thousands of viewers quickly lose hundreds of thousands of subscriptions until they produce regularly content and get partnered up and verified up.
They don't care about big channels or longtime channels botting or deadsubbing either because the big channels make them the most money.
Look at Mr Beast for example - not a botter, but tens if not hundreds of MILLIONS of dead subscriptions and YouTube does nothing.
In a couple of weeks the talents stress will ease up and they can set their mind on content and streaming and then they'll gain subs without the culls happening.
The Hololive girls go through these culls too when they're new but with MASSIVE hundreds of thousands of sub losses. It's just that they're big enough to not care.

>>76745238
Well there is Kick unless youtube listens to complaints about culling.

>>76746854
It'll get better but most likely not until debut.

>https://twitter.com/DesmoniaDroid/status/1794814882736660924
WTF

>>76748069
>lewdtuber with her bf in her banner
lol, yeah, no, I'm good.

>>76748321
listen to the voice…

You know how man and women say that cumming on someone/getting cummed on makes them feel like they have "marked" someone or that they have been "marked"
I finally understand that feeling, looking at Immy's twitter

https://twitter.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1795088707566936449
My mistress is cute when she is panicking

>>76748463(me)
FUCK, posted the wrong picture
also men*

>>76748417
oh... OH...
Fucking hell.

Well, that settles it then lmao.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about Madam Shibi since her full design has been revealed. She's absolutely perfect to me. I can't stop listening to her mantra right in my ears, over and over and over. I must have repeated it at least 500 times now. I downloaded it, converted it to mp3, and put it on my phone to listen to. I can't wait until her debut. Usually I coom once or twice a week, but I'm saving up for my mistress to give her a warm welcome. I've printed out and laminated a picture of her and can't wait to cover it with my piggy juices. She's so fucking sexy. I love her. She's everything to me already. God.

>>76748417
it was too good to be true

>>76748463
You think shes kinky enough you could talk her into going outside with your cum still in her hair?

>>76748597
Immy? Definitely.

>>76748597
Doubt it, but filling her up and making her walk around with it deep inside her (and maybe some dripping out) is definitely a possibility

>>76748727
aaand im hard again. I don’t know if the effect she’s having on me is good or not

Madam...

>>76748597
>>76748727(me)
After I posted this, I remembered this old video of this little girl shooting her first deer and shaking with so much adrenaline that she could barely form sentences. I could imagine Immy being that excited as you finally convince her to go out covered in cum

Hey, somebody wake up

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1795095503241171198
Madam is about to get busted...

>>76749482
My clit has been hard for my little sister for days. I can't fap without cumming. I wish it was June already.

>>76749616
Finally. It was about time someone busted down piss corp.

>>76749717
The pisscorp was just a front for the shitcorp they were running behind the scenes...

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1795087447895736654
Fighting rabbit

Shibi you're fucking adorable

YouTube-kun we're prostitutes not computer programs...

Youtube needs to be corrected the silly whore.

>>76750419
Youtubetan rapebait vtuber when?

>>76748727
>Filling her up
>Fitting a champagne cork in her tight hole
>Fixing it in place with a bit of tape
>Making her wear a little black dress, no panties, and go to social situations like that
>When you get back home, uncork with a pop, make her watch it gush all out in the mirror, and then start again
Life with a lewd little sister

>>76750786
Anon I’m at work right now. I can’t just go walking around with a boner

>https://x.com/TeamYouTube/status/1795101545131848067
dyrbi
>inb4 whores found, channels terminated

>>76751310
Why are you working on a holiday?

>>76751339
didn't expect her to get a response honestly

>>76749664
Based edging femanon.

>>76733572
brothers, i ask only you remember me as i am now, not the dried sad husk this vixen will make of my body...

>>76751339
nothing they have done warrants that lol

>>76734134
fuck off lmao

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vhoX9kmMIGg

Some ojiisans got crunchy dicks huh

>>76752413
Scary, I'd call the cops.

somebody please comment on Mercy's teaser PV I'm starting to feel bad for her
I would but I dont want to get hyperfixated on (I am a coward)

>>76736396
what like roasted?

>>76752681
She probably just forgot to approve her comments

>>76733736
My little sister is cute and smol! Really smol! THE SMOLEST OF THEM ALL!

>>76752681
Thought I'd already commented

>>76752534
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1795109657213632913
The cutest

>>76752681
I don't know what to comment.

>>76742039
>icey at 666
NEEDS HOLY CORRECTION

>>76752534
>she made an entire image for my maro
I will make my entire bedroom STINK of it when it's finally time to touch my little piggy dick!

>>76752932
it's a popular vtuber meme trend she didn't make it

>>76752985
if anything it reminded her of the trend, let anon have this…

>>76751415
Im a wageslave manager

https://x.com/eimiisami/status/1795097050540806428

>>76752534
Thighs…

>>76753540
Wrong tab anon

>>76752985
ah yes, I know that, but I sent a maro asking for all these things (and then some) so I assume I gave her the idea to make her own

I love this bunny like you can't imagine.

>>76752534
She's lying, here's correct version.

>>76753951
Anon needs correction

>>76752534
I need this for the rest of the girls, especially Mercy.

confirmed for womanly pheromone musk, my dick is crying precum

2 hours is a bit excessive but my dick is eagerly awaiting shibi and azura.

>>76754574
I want to hate fuck this braindead cum dump so bad
Easily the most bratty vtuber on the market

>>76754121
Isn't Mercy's completely blan- *dies*

>>76752534
>makes a fucking scent guide
more NSFW audio women need to do this, give us the premium JOI experince

>>76754624
She really has the right idea what to say when you can understand her. She speaks unintelligible nonsense 90% of the time, but when she hits you with something that you can understand, its usually pure gold.

>>76752534
Immy Im gonna need you to make one of these

Wake up onii-san! New Immy short!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuA1eZaaeA

>>76755778
No, you wake up, Immy

>>76755778
Immimimimi

>>76752534
>"what does your oshi smell like?"
i dunno, probably shit and piss if I had to guess

>>76755778
You think I can't sexualize this, Immy? Jokes on you, I have a massive fetish for fucking sleeping/unconscious girls.

>>76757381

But you'll headpat me afterwards, right oniisan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RptrxT0d4Ko

>>76757381
this is somehow the Least worrying admission in this thread

nce she interacts with vallure members let me know what she did because i will be gone today and need a wank when i return
https://x.com/denpafish/status/1795126258541400440

>>76757453
Of course, I always pet my cute little imoutos head and give her affectionate kisses after cumming inside of her.

Another very cute short as always, our little sis is going all out!

>>76757743
just because she interacts rarely with some of the girls doesn’t mean she isn’t off topic anon, go back to /asp/.

>>76757743
She has a sponsored watch along.

>second suggestion for 3d furry western patreon slop
at least it's better than the last one and the furshit is optional.
ENOUGH I can't abide by this. I asked the experts: >>>/vg/479409215
They think my lineup is good, they want Shibi to taste monster cocks, and they think the lovey dovey themes in SEQUEL are good for tickling her feminine ovaries. I was also called a parasocial fuck.

>>76759156

>parasocial fuck
they dont know thats a compliment here, good job you piece of human trash

>>76759156
I love /hgg2d/, they really are professionals when it comes to cooming.

>>76757453
>Drool toggle
My drool toggle has also turned itself on

Yuko has fallen, time for Immy and Icey to take her spot

>>76748069
>>76748417
Wasted robowaifu sex model of the century

>>76759574
>Yuko has fallen
About time.
Fuck that cunt.

>>76759678
we literally can never win

>>76758829
Our girls won't have a female moment and pull something like this too, right...?

>>76759882
>our
Not yours, go back

>>76759925
>go back
No

>>76759574
maybe by the time gen 2 rolls around she'll be desperate enough to audition

>>76757743
She will do a watchalong stream of our girls' debuts

>>76759882
Considering that a history in adult content and a willingness to make audio porn were mandatory for eh interview, probably not

>>76759678
2 green 5 me

>>76760798
https://twitter.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1795141225403633838
>isreal
bold to say anything, even on the alt account

>>76760798
This is gonna get so much use

>>76760798
>posting this without context
Christ shibi you almost gave me a heart attack.

>>76760798
The concernfag in me wants to yell "optics, Madam!", but the submissive head over heels boyslut in me remembers she doesn't care

>>76760798
groomers won

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEX5Q9djfQ4
I would flick her in many different places
they're pumping them out now, is it to stave off youtubes wrath?

Immy's really putting out the shorts.
Curious she's the only one doing it, maybe they're testing it out on one girl first before getting the others working?

least surprising graduation of all time

>>76761371
Yes

Whats with all the shilling today
Get the fuck back to /asp/ dyke

>>76761371
shortstack? maybe if she is talking about her thighs

>>76761721
plausible deniability anon preasa undastand
she's sorry she can't call herself your X year old preteen little cunny sister loud and proud

>>76761721
I'm not sure what shortstack means anymore because I remember when the whole Edgerunners loli Rebecca thing was going on for awhile, people were also calling her a shortstack in the midst of it so I don't know

>>76760931
why does it matter

>>76762056
I guess people added asses to the definition

>>76761721
SHe will get canceled if she admits to being a loli
outside the paywall at least, im more than ready fro some age-play audios

>>76761847
Oh wait nevermind that sounds about right

>>76762056
Big tits
big ass
thick thighs
5 foot or lower

>>76761371
You wouldn't flick your little sisters sensitive bean, would you?

>>76762318
only with my tongue

So I got that same label immy did on her acct. how do you remove it? Just wait it out? Comment/like more or the same?

>>76733572
>finally... again
>one more chance
Explicitly calling out her PL fans hmm?

>>76762318
Only while making her mouth mine

>>76762318
Maybe with my nose as a eskimo kiss it

>>76762318
I'd flick it a lot and start developing it early so that it turns into an extra lewd organ as she grows up

How sensitive can a girls bean even be?

>>76762412
Now this is a kind of architecture I can get behind

>>76762522
as sensitive as the glans of your penis if you are uncircumsized

>>76762522
They have more nerve endings than your dick.

>>76762385
You need to have sex with Immy, that's the only way

I hope Icey does some sniffing during asmr, love that noise.

>76736339

>>76762780
Then get over here immy! Don’t make me wait any longer.

>>76759156
Huh...
Never ventured into /hgg2d/ but I honestly expected a lot more shitflinging

>>76760798
literally who

>>76763399
it helps to act appropriately as a guest in other mens house

I've been gone for a while. What's with the robot?

Also Stronny, please don't hire Yuko.

>>76763631
I don’t know man. Imagine the blow to her self esteem if she took a position in vallure. Gets me hard just thinking about it.

>>76763631
Anon has a fetish for sexbots and is very upset that a very good model belongs to a tranny/babi

Yuko is joining VAllure?

>>76763631
no way mommeh is dumb enough to even consider Yuko after the actual dumpster fire that just went down

>>76748545
>Usually I coom once or twice a week
>juices
femanon???

>>76759574
If she debuts for a 2nd gen, Stronny wont hesitate to give her a vtuber that will be a loli obviously.

>>76760931
>deleted
what did it say?

>>76763538
I unironically feel like I have gotten out of an abusive relationship. I was only visiting /eien/ for the last year and a half and it honestly rotted my brain. Tourists were always treated as the enemies, even when they came with the best of intentions. Regulars all despise each other. Haven't been there in a week and it feels amazing.
Love it here and love you bros, even with all the cum talk
Or especially because of the cum talk

>>76763969
>>76760798

>>76763867
>once or twice a week
Definitely femanon

>>76764084
or ojisan

>>76764084
>femanon
how bad is clean up? Does it differ girl to girl? Or like, on how horny you were or if you used any toys?

>>76753592
NTA but I think it's a valid reaction to all the shorts and trailers ITT

>>76764243
from the absolute squirter avchuubas i follow the cleanup is quite big, like 2 drenched towels

>>76764339
Any of them ENs?

>>76764339
Some women piss everywhere from they cum. Some make no mess at all ignoring the wet pussy juice lubricant.

Is Mercy's hymen still intact?

>>76764740
no
>>76764834
Pikon goes for records sometimes and she can get 1.5 litres of squirt out, didnt count her though because she is an outlier
Yes she has hydration breaks

>>76764834
>Some women piss everywhere from they cum
I love women so much

>>76764863
Her hymen? Conquered by cock.
Her pussy? Made to pleasure my cock.
Her cervix? Hungry for my seed.
Her eggs? Fertilized by my cum.
Her heart? Belongs to me.

>>76763975
/vag/ is very comfy
I love you too! Please shoot out a lot on Saturday!

>>76764863
going to take a wild guess and say no in VAllure is a virgin, at the very least their hymen have been broken by dildos

>>76763975
You’re pretty cool anon.

>>76763975
>SPOILER

TIS NIGGA GAY

>>76763975
It's one of the worst generals. There were some good times but I feel like everything that happened has made the ones who are still there extremely defensive. I like this general so far. There's absolute gold posted and there haven't even been any streams yet
>>76765094
I made this post

>>76764919
>1.5 liters
just imaging being down there…like a man dying in the desert

>>76765288
theres nothing gay about gooning with the bros anon

>>76764863
this post makes me laugh

>>76765239
>at the very least their hymen have been broken by dildos
What!? My cute dorky perv of a kouhai could never she absolutely did

>>76764919
>>76765367
One can say that she’s ~creating rivers in the desert~

>>76765352
What happened to eien?
>>76765405
Bros probably not even coming to the circlejerk saturday.

>>76764863
>looking for maidens in a brothel
I'm sorry unicorn chads but you can't be a sexpert without sex

>>76764863
lmfao based unischizo

https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1795143917165314493
I love my ESL polar bear daughter wife

>>76762522
Penis glands have about 4k nerve endings where as clits have 8k.

I don't think pee is erotic.

>>76764863
>"Hmm, today I will look for a pure maiden, but where to find one? Aha! I know, let's head to the whoretuber general! There's bound to be virgin females there!"

>>76765661
yet

>>76765530
I love the way she says her name and I don't know why but it's the thing I keep most looking forward to in her new shorts

>>76765530
her accent was super pronounced in this particular recording

>>76765688
She can be a sweet autistic girl that has never felt the touch of a man fr fr

>>76765661
me neither, but squirting is pretty hot
>inb4 el no sabe
stfu, I know, but it just hits different when theyre orgasming

I've always wanted some english equivalent to the JP avtubas like KemoRef. I hope they can deliver.

>>76765688
still wanna wife immy tho

>>76765872
Immy's hymen is infinitely regenerating through the power of magic.

>>76766021
Defloration fetishbros... we're SO fucking back

>>76766021
X-23

>>76765750
her voice is cute so I'm okay with it

VAllure should make a post about whos doing the watchalongs.
But so far: Fraeya, Strawb, Peaches, DenpaFish and MeroUmiko have tweeted they are watching the debuts.

I have to stop watching mommyshit cause I just cum in like 30 seconds. I don't know why.

>>76765486
There were many days when the threads were basically unusable. Either because of outside shitters or catalogfags because drama or both. There was also a lot of namefags there so there were a lot of posts about them and Discord some were funny though like the war hero grunt.
tldr lots of threadshitting for a few months

>>76766521
I'm assuming we're going to get a chain of tweets announcing all the watchalongs

>>76765486
>What happened to eien?
People will say yabs, but I disagree. My schizo theory is that it is a mod psyop. With gen 2 the thread became filled with threadshiitters and people replying to shitters. No bait left unbitten and no actual conversation answered. All the shit was dumped in the thread and all the positivity was posted in discord. If you want a good gauge of things, just go see the number of pictures actually getting posted in the thread. People are barely even bothering with years old screencaps, let alone anything better

>>76765633
my penis is only 720p....
its over

>>76766523
fertility goddess monkeys pay

you WILL produce seed

>>76766523
>coming home, tired from work
>see Azura sprawled on the bed, looking at you with a sultry smile
>she reaches her arms out to you, as if inviting you to a hug
>your hips move on their own, before you know it, you're in front of her
>...strange, you don't remember your pants being gone
>she pulls you into her embrace
>you sink into her folds, feeling a mix of calm and primal desire unlike any other
>she clutches your head and wraps her legs around you
>the world fades around you as your senses are overwhelmed

When is the patreon awards shit going to be out, I need to destroy this dick. Wait for debuts or it starts on June 1st?

>>76766968
Within June

>>76766926
jesus christ

>>76767057
Sometimes it gets so hard it feels like the skin will tear.

>>76767032
There are 4 patreon ASMRs a month so June 1, 8, 15, 22, 29, I dont want to wait a fucking week anymore after the debuts for a ASMR to come out.

Which pair is gonna do me like this
https://twitter.com/Putama_P/status/1795062564100902949

>Azura using the baby bottle emoji in her tweets
I have to be a good boy and keep holding it

>>76767248
Any of your choice, maybe not Mercy.

Famous ASMRtist has a promotional message for VAllure
https://youtu.be/wuSnefzg_UY

4 days to go. Dick status?
My balls feel heavy? I dunno. Can't even cross my legs anymore without feeling a slight urge to fap and release.

>>76764863
Anon... You shouldn't expect any woman to be a virgin...

>>76767565
What a nice hardworking Investor for her corpo. Love that gal.

>>76767565
>7 girl ear licking collab
it's over.. dissociative identity disorder...

>>76767727
I can't wait for the Stronny x DTL offcollab

>>76767248
holy shit thats hot

>>76766523
https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1795161243231076795

Going full no fap until they debut, pray for me

>>76768373
I couldn't handle it.
Fuck that. 2 weeks of teasing but no blissful cumming?
Not happening.

>>76768373
4 days no fap...

I haven't edged this much in years
I'm going crazy with pleasure

>>76767727
SinSister is the "secret" 7th member of VAllure...

>>76768451
they deserve a thick load

>>76768598
unironic porn addict, its genuinely a challnge

>>76768237
I demand a nursing handjob from this woman RIGHT NOW

>>76767565
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1795184265572798807

>>76768653
Every little things got me piping a boner. Doesn’t help I’m playing stellar blade either; but I can’t cum. Not yet, my little sister asked me to wait.

Which VAllure girl experience most accurately mirrors pic related?

who tf is DTL

>>76769372
Stronny likes futanari, Madam Shibi likes pegging and futanari

ignore bait, people...

>>76769406
https://www.vallure-agency.com/about

>>76769406
Where’d the name come up

>>76769604
shibi tweet

>>76769406
Down To Love aka me with all these girls

>>76767248
Icey and Immy

>>76769406
The investor.

Would be funny if Stronny was on Shark tank, I am sure she would get a lot of investors but will probably be banned on national TV that they should invest in cunny.

>hello everyone i'm icey snowpa-
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET FUCKING PREGNANT

Do you guys think there would be some way to become an investor? As in, put big money down upfront and actually expect some returns or dividends?

>>76770247
Get in contact with Stronny

>>76770247
it's not a joint-stock company and it would have to magically grow into something massive to do so

>>76770247
At the moment, no.

>>76767575
>Dick status?
first of all those numbers are pretty crazy
secondly my clit feels fucking engorged. i keep grinding on things. i want my imouto.

>>76770247

that's adorbable

Mummeh!

>>76770615
Well that's fair enough I suppose

Is this an HONEST corpo?

Skyrim stream first month!

someone's speaking from experience

>>76770815
based

>2%
kek

>>76770773

>it can't be on steam
I fucking love our loli whores. I really wish we won't get into trouble. Also thoughts on Subnautica first week? It's topical for you! Did you know they put you in the game? We need to find you.

baker?

>>76770962
lemme cook

>>76770962
>>76771026
>>76771026
>>76771026
>>76771026

>>76770247
you could invest your semen