/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76723759

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>"Bettel luck next time, I guess."
It's so fun, it hurts, /MANS/.

>>76723775
AMEN. RAPE THE JESTER

>>76723775
Amen
And a moment of silence for Bettel's passing

>>76723775
AMEN

The very last match felt so anti climactic. I was expecting more but here we are... BUT HOLY SHIT WHAT A DOWNER

You did good Bettel....
You did good.

>You lost?
>No more 3D Collaboration

>>76723104
>WELL DONE, WELL DONE, TRULY. WELL DONE... HOWEVER, HOWEVER, THERE IS ANOTHER!

Bettel is truly built for ryona.

>THE CITY OF BETTEL

>>76723849
Have the png you jobber
>>76723775
Amen

He is awake and READY TO RAPE

Remember this is scripted

>>76723865
Honestly if she wanted the former nijis in no one would care, but it's weird to shoe horn them in after the finals.

>Bettel right now

>>76723775
AMEN
once a champion, always a champion..even if was for 14 seconds

I pretend I do not see. The Filian v Bettel match will always be the last one to me.

https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1794939901173211390

https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc

>>76723865
Its a joke match anyway..

>>76723980
But I don't want the png

>>76724050
youre getting raped boi

>>76723942
Kino

>>76723980
NTA but why u so obsessed with pngs

>>76723995
kino

>>76723982
Not sure how likely it will be, but it would be really sweet if any of the HQ boys appear on any of the 3Ds.

>>76724120
Just another Sunday night for Gavis Bettel

>>76723982
VG finally in 3D! If Shinri doesn't sing fansa I'll shit on a urinal.

>>76724151
betsy...

>>76723865
it's called a superboss kid, try and get some partners next time

Nah, this is not funny, don't care, better still holds the belt right?

WE STILL WON TODAY I DONT CARE

RATE THE EVENT

>>76723835
He may not have gotten to keep the belt, but he still walked away with one of the best on-brand moments a vtuber could ever ask for. Other vtubers could only wish to have such highlights in their career.

Are they actually giving the belt to U-man or was that a gag?

>>76724228
BETTEL SWEEP/10

>>76724228
I'm still laughing at Bettel getting bodied/10

>>76724246
Women dont know wrestling anon, of cause they gave it to U-man

You did your best Bettel
You did your best

>>76724228
CLOWNKINO/10

>>76724218
Yeah but they'll pretend he isn't
>>76724246
Yep

>>76724228
WE'RE SO BACK/10

>>76724228
justiceforbettel/10

>>76724246
Uman has the belt now bro Bettel lost

>>76723775
AMEN

God, how could you forsake us?

finished just in time for aniki's Miitopia stream

>>76724228
MAX LUCK/10
REF WAS NOT PAID OFF/10

>>76724218
is there even a real belt lol?

>>76724228
BETTEL WAS ROBBED/10

>>76724228
Why did he use the summom sign outside the boss room and have Altare join/10

>>76724246
If you've ever watched WWE, you know things like this happen often so my guess is yeah U-man is the champion

>>76724228
Dokibird clique/10

>>76724228
9/10
I knocked 1 point off because of the surprise match. But the overall event was exciting

>>76724246
See >>76724213
It was a secret Dark Souls boss fight, he still will receive the belt

>>76724218
>>76724246
Yeah, just like Bret Hart was still champion after Survivor Series 1997.

Vince and Shawn were just joshing him.

>>76724164
All of tempus were in Jap for 1-2 months before HQ finally went home so it's very much possible if they had already recorded it

>>76724404
Yeah, there is a physical belt the winner is supposed to get

Really nice progress

>VG3D announcement NOW
>Bettel died
Blessed day

>>76724228
I DEMAND A REMATCH/10
Rematch for the Dino
Rematch for the Clown

>>76724228
Not like this /10
Pretty good honestly, I both love and hate the ending though

ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIB68A4pDbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIB68A4pDbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIB68A4pDbI

ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/CIB68A4pDbI
https://www.youtube.com/live/CIB68A4pDbI
https://www.youtube.com/live/CIB68A4pDbI

>>76723987
>>76724067
>>76724213
Eh it's whatever, fun event anyways but I thought it would last for another 20 minutes. Thanks Doki and dragoons

>>76724228
I'm hyped for the next year, our lads did great

>>76724513
atta boy

>>76724228
UNLUCKY/10

So close to Jurard's karaoke, mans...

>>76724492
oh neat
>>76724228
gavis/bettel

>>76724228
KINO/10

this is exactly just like real wrestling
with a superstar appearing and crashing someone's title night....
congrats you all turned into WWE fans today

>>76724228
Didn't even shill his song and VG3D/10

ANYWAY, STREAM UNLUCKY
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc
https://youtu.be/XIRwP76bgtc

It's a shame they aren't recognizing that he should still be champ cause he lost by count out
That seems like it would be such a Bettel ending to keep the belt like that

>>76724492
Not rigged btw

HOT AXEL SUMMER IS NOW

>>76724596
Same I thought it was gonna be another hype match but it ended too quickly

>>76724591
Jobber

A Bettel collab with Usan later would be hilarious
Don't know how/when they'd ever meet again but it'd be funny

>you won in my heart
Flaytel love

3D AXEL

>>76724582
>>76724591
rare 3DAxel

I hope Bettel is joking about losing the belt in Hakka's chat
Please comfort me

>>76724582
Oh he’s 3D

>>76724866
Anon women don't know wrestling
As far as they are concerned he lost the belt

>3D announcement
>3D Axel
3D justa and gorimane when

Sweet bettelion seethe

I need them to give bettel the belt as a 3D toggle. That would be the best fucking shit ever. Yagoo I'll beg please.

Didn’t watch cause Doki’s voice filters me and her and whatever the fuck not Pomu’s name is have models with faces that piss me off.

>>76724228
WE DEM BOIS/10

Wrestletuber was kino. I'm glad our boys got to shine and show their skills in a big collab. The banter with other vtubers were all great.

>>76724971
kek

>>76724866
The Church of O could not save him.

>>76724960
Anon this is Holostars. They'll take at least 2 years before they give them perms to put a fucking belt on.

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1794941646708342905/photo/1

>>76724982
Give them a break man, they're both models pre-vtuber boom

>>76723982
>Idol shit
Dont care
Video games
Streams
New boys
When?

>>76724228
We went from the most kino championship to an utter horseshit ending that has me malding. So 10/10 wrestling.

>>76725053
New gen in August

>>76725053
kys

>>76724228
Gary Oak/10

>>76725059
>We went from the most kino championship to an utter horseshit ending that has me malding. So 10/10 wrestling.

>>76724982
Doki is just autistic. But what about the models makes you upset? Genuinely curious

genuinely kinda feel bad for Bettel

>t.dragoon

Collab over. Time to say bye-bye, tourists!

>>76725059
Do you ever watch WWE?

>>76724842
>>76724864
I don't like 3D Axel because the mouth is rigged stupidly

>speedrunning the kit so he can get food
Oh lord

>Hakka being filtered by sticky keys

>>76725053
Maybe instead of looking for just new boys. They should look for Magni and Vesper-tier talents that don't quit

>>76725217
fuck now i can't stop noticing it

At least no diaperfags or Jews won

>3 holes for 4 dudes

>>76725267
They should allow them to cook if they want Magni and Vesper tier.

>>76725178
It's okay the universe hates him everyday

>3 holes for 4 dudes
>idk how that's gonna work...
>I guess 2 are gonna have to share

>>76725217
That's cause they took his teeth

>>76725316

>>76725178
Don't be, he's white boy enough to appreciate that this is the sort of thing that happens in wrestling.

>>76725274
It's the same as Rio's mouth, I can't stand it

>>76725175
nta but mint’s hair is one of the worst I’ve seen

Loopers kys

>>76725178
It is his destiny to get butt fucked by luck and also all of his guildmates

>>76724686
Yeah, it’s pretty much exactly how it usually goes

>>76725341
oh man when I was a teenager I thought that was super hot

>>76725349
idk what you mean

You know, at least our boys were put on a big stage.

>>76725400

Stop being so pressed over a casual tourney. It's not like there's any real monetary prize given. Even Bettel found it funny and just went along with it

>>76725267
>>76725317
>Vesper tier
What did he even do?

>>76725414
His teeth are a bit pointier in his 2D

>>76725024
Rather than wearing the belt, it's more likely they'll have belts whipping their bums ToT

He really did represent the spirit of holostars EN

>>76725024
That explains why i havent worn pants for the past 2 years

>>76725267
>>76725317
>>76725448
kys

>>76725438
let them feel sad if they want to

>>76725456
he does? i couldn't tell

Okay, but some of those matches had me PRESSED

Goofy anniversary merch on the telly

>>76725472
He carried but it was all for naught

No matter what happened, for a shining moment it was real.

>>76725472
Our shining jobbers

>>76725448
Zatsus and "just like me frfr" experience

>>76724596
reminds me of this

>>76725186
I did. I remember the day when Christian held the title only to get cucked by Randy Orton on RAW. It was the saddest moment I've seen. Forgot what year that was though.

>>76725178
This is literally the most on-brand thing for bettel ever.
Him beating Usan would unironically be worse than this.
He literally has a song called "unlucky" this is the most Bettel thing to happen to him

This isn't any different from the winning team in /vt/ league fighting against the overpowered joke team as the final match

Axel...

>>76725762
>Pushed the LUCK stat over the limit
>Eventually loses

>>76723865
i liked how vinewrestle did it: start with the odds against peppino and then bring in a tag-team rival partner for a TRUE VICTORY

it ended a little too quickly imo

What's wrong with Axel today

Don't let anyone tell you this didn't happen

Bettel absorbed Twobert's man tits to win the championship belt for 14 seconds btw

>>76725438
If there wasn't a real physical belt people probably wouldn't be bothered as much but that's how it goes.

Bettel is nothing if not committed to the bit. Calling it a canon event, literally.

>>76725682
who are these niggers?

>>76725917
That's our jobbing jester

KEK Axel prepared stuff to say to Doki but he forgot

Too many tiny pieces to finish soon

I hate the ending because the final boss was such a lame opponent

>>76725301
wouldn't be surprised if Maguni was a diaperfag tbqh

>>76725881
Wrestletwobert...

>what are you talking about i'm right here
...i'm not gonna say it but, man.

U-man pegging Bettel is kind of hot, so eh, whatever, it's fine

It was kino

Axel just sacrificed himself

>>76725762
Seriously. Even the AI decided to go full storywriter for that match. The insta-loss fake out, his signature move turned against him, and Bettel lying there, all hope (and a concerning amount of blood) drained from his body, as the ref counts down the ring out.

>>76725879
Bettel will always be one of this event's mvps and in my mind will always be specifically "1st then 2nd" place contender for it, just like how Dokibird's team was "3rd + 1" place for the Twitch Rivals Palworld event.

Now I'm thinking of instant loss porn of Bettel going "Hah? Another challenger? Yeah I think you're going dow--" and it cuts to his bruised and exhausted form getting viciously pounded

>>76725762
>Used LCK-BURST on the Ref
>Then Usan flipped him
perfection

...Did he actually break the most important part

Only Americans use the retarded order with dates

>>76726495
And Japan, because Japan became US' bitch after the war.

>>76726479
this retard...

>>76723865
I wouldn't mind if the last surprise contender was Kuro honestly. It would make for a good last match cuz they're both idiots and I love them

>>76725053
>idol shit
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>new boys when
the shitting autist wants new toys to get bored with

>>76725877
His team lost in the NBA playoffs, seemed pretty bummed about it at the start of stream

>>76726637
Unfortunately for him I do not give a shit about lebron james

I'm trying to tune into Flayon's stream but I cant handle his mic. Why it sound like that?

>>76726536
Nah, Japan uses year, month, day.

god I wuv you flayonnnnnn.......

>Fattybird screws over Holostars with her literal tranny nobody friend

>>76726750
KEK

>>76726726
I think something fucked with his settings and he hasn't noticed or handcam makes it sound odd

>>76726374
I've been thinking about this with Jurard ever since Nana pinned him down with his legs spread and ass wiggling in the air.

>>76726619
>shilling an irrelevant faggot

>>76726792
do your research catalogetourist, we love hating bettel here

>>76726880
Bettel > literal troon

>>76726750
For real tho is that actually him or is that just some guy

>>76726860
I'm sorry they're friends anon, perhaps you need one yourself

Dragging Bettel into the locker room after the match for post-tournament sex

>>76726953
Yes I think he put on a fake muscle suit and fake beard and wig for the video

Goodbye anons, that green thing made me nostalgic. I'm off to watch Shrek.

The event is over. You can stop name dropping offtopic chuubas now.

Cute!!!!!!

who in holostars would rape bettel the hardest? tools allowed

>>76727017
Oh I'm sorry, I'll be sure to shill Kobo and Ollie every time I get a chance. they would've been great final bosses right?

gonna shag him in the winner's belt

This is like watching a kid play with his first action figure

Man, I'm actually tuckered out after watching Bettel reaffirm his own luck stat. Surprisingly, Axel's stream is a good cooldown from the event.

>>76727140
Altare. Always Altare.

>>76726880
I love Bettel suffering
I don't love hating Bettel
I also hate trannies more

>>76727190
Based anon

>>76727140
We already know the answer to that question is Altare. The Leader and Head Rapist of Guild Tempus

>>76727140
Do you even have to ask

Realistically, if I ate all those tiny bits of plastic what's the worst that could happen?

https://x.com/EpiJBP/status/1794948861733356003/photo/1

>>76727155
Yes honestly. Thanks for the suggestion crazy starmin.

>>76727190
hate and love is two sides of the same coin baby

>>76726750
>bettel joins forces with the wrestlers he beat to form the diaper gang all in order to topple the unbeatable champion next year
kino

>>76723865
IF THE MATCH ENDED IN A COUNT OUT DOES THAT MEAN THE BELT DOESN'T CHANGE HANDS? I RECALL BY WWE RULES THIS IS THE CASE.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

>I'm gonna break thi- OH

>>76726953
>U-san
>him

next year bettel will be the secret challenger

>>76727296
this is a good one

>>76727337
Anon they don't know shit about the rules....
They don't care

>>76727337
If they win by count out, they still don't get the belt. It's either pin or submission. But Doki isn't a diehard WWE fan so she doesn't know

>>76727309
>Everyone else wears the power diapers except him
>He still max lucks his way through

i love my retarded husband

>>76727337
Anon doki is a woman. She doesn't know wrestling.

>>76727140
Tourist-kun, please. Altare is the only top in StarsEN.

>>76727449
Your husband has scary retard strength and I think the roons have been secretly sniffing his crotch when he's asleep

after watching the wrestle thing I can finally conclude that bettel is indeed the funniest holostars

>>76727296
KEK perfect

HE DID IT AND HE ONLY BROKE
1 PIECE

>>76727337
>WWE rules
this aint your NORMAL WWE BBY

>>76727446
>his wrestler's name next tourney is "clown commando"

>Axel may be a dad in 10 years

>Axel will be a dad in 5 years
Why is that so fucking cute

>>76727514
NTA, yes, and "sniffing" yeah.....

>>76727538
True

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLAY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HIS FLAY RED HEARTTT

Man I love Flayon

I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

>>76727784

Blessed Axel thighs

>Axel tried to do the Zyzz pose but had trouble with the camera recognizing both hands at the same time
KEK

Altare love and sex, see you all tomorrow chu*

>>76727784

>>76727917
he tried

WHY IS HIS WAIST SO SNATCHED

axel's model is so hot it's unfair

>>76727784
oh hey welcome back, lets see those fanfics you cute lil boyslut you

>>76727784
This is the same one from a few weeks ago, at least try to be original by releasing another chapter or something.

>>76728178
>A few weeks ago
Captcha: K0KSS

>>76728178
Anon, this is from much longer ago than that...

>>76728096
I'm not the og Altare sex slave bro, I just thought it was a fun time to post the copypasta due to 1)Altare rape discussion and 2)Tourists in need of rape correction themselves

>>76728178
>few weeks ago
anon...

>>76728178
N E W F A G

>>76728269
fair fair fair~

>>76728344
I have not been hanging around here for the better of four months to be called a newfag, dammit. I haven't been able to process time normally since I was a child.

>>76727538
eh. that's subject to argument

>>76728436
R

A

>>76728436
>four months

>>76728436
P

>>76728436
WR XDDDDDD~

P

Jobbers, the lot of you.

>>76728436
giga newfag

>>76728436
>4 months

>>76728436

>>76728743
it's late damn it kek

>>76728436
E

>>76728436
>Younger than armis
goo goo gaga

>>76728615
>>76728673
>>76728754
>>76728957
For what it's worth, at least someone can entertain my delusions SOMEWHERE.

Running a clinical trial to see if a man can actually overdose on penis. Anyone wanna participate?

Lazy blue fuck not fulfilling his rape duties.
WHO WILL RISE WHEN THE RAPIST NEEDS CORRECTION?

>>76729445
One brave anon

>>76729525
Idk man I don't wanna risk getting clown aids

>>76727309
This but diapers

>bettel goes through the shounen tournament arc
>wins championship belt
>immediately loses it to a surprise opponent
you'd be surprised how often this happens in wrestling. bettel luck next time...

>>76729445
THIS MAN (if he isn't Altare's secret identity)

>>76729525
let me do it. i will rape the blue fuck.

>>76729445
>when /mans/ needed him most, he rose out of their disgust and anguish
>to rape who raped all
>to rape himself
dont ask how this makes sense lore-wise kek

Altare lost his passion for Holostars.

Axel it's time to let go...

Altare lost his virginity to me.

>>76730203
DEMON KING REGIS WORKS FAST WTF

>>76729748
Altare goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Serial rapist Rapeman has been active. Walk around at 3AM with loose pants. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Rapeman.'

>>76730203
Impressive with how many girlfriends he's had

Altare lost

>>76730242
Those girlfriends? All me.

Altare

>>76730238
Kino

Alt

A

>>76730339
Why'd you cheat on him? And can I have some of your dad's cooking

>>76729868
Doesn't matter - this is now canon to Elysium, IP department be damned. And raped.

>>76730238
Life is hard for he who cannot be raped

Ah i see the Cultare psyops are still going after almost 2 years

Altare is frustrated with his content but he's too lazy to do something different

>>76730203
i wrote this

>>76730800
psyop? tell that to the woman he raped and murdered in 2009

>>76730877
sorry, it's my fault. i tire him out in bed every night.

>>76730800
NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN

>>76730877
You say lazy I say it like it is, he's scared.

altare lost his virginity to a microwaved mango with a hole cut in it

>>76730877
he's been off his game since the wedding. i think they call it post partum depression or sth

>>76729661
>Wrestletuber 2025
>Wins back the belt
>Surprise guest
>It's Kuro
>Lose

>>76731024
just like me fr fr

>>76730910
No..he cant be that guy, that would make him a boomer, a boomer that say cringy zoomer shit..

>>76731024
True, I'm the mango

>>76731024
Real chads fuck microwaved mashed potatoes and burn their dick

>>76731024
Good thing I love sucking mangoes

>>76731183
But mashed potatoes are too yummy to be for sex

Ruzavio

>>76727337
Even if Doki bothered to learn the rules she'd change them just to fuck over Bettel. I know it. You know it. We all know it.

>>76731183
Instant or handmade?

>>76731145
ever heard of killer kids?

>>76731433
This was meant to be a continuation of wrestlesanji. It would make them look like retards if they all lost.

>>76731024
I did that with a cantaloupe.

>Looking through my folder
This would have been so relevant just hours earlier

>>76731530
UUUWWAAAA SHOTARE RAPING AND MURDERING ONEE-SANS T OT

>>76731621
…
How was it?

>>76731624
Well at least you are just like your oshi fr fr

Max liuck
https://streamable.com/iijptr
https://streamable.com/iijptr
https://streamable.com/iijptr

>>76731646
i wasn't even taking it that way BUT HOLY SHIT BEING SEDUCED AND LED INTO A CREEPY ABANDONED HOUSE BY SHOTARE AND BECOMING A PART OF HIS COLLECTION TTTTTTTOTTTTTT

>>76731828
The Ref was not bought off btw

>>76731681
This was when I was 15 or some shit so here's the best I recall. It was room temperature. After I cut a hole, as small as I could, I adjusted a few times gradually so that it would be a tight fit. Scooped out some of what I could from inside because it seemed it like it would feel weird? Then I realized the hard skin still scraped, so I shaved it away so that it was slightly cone-shaped, wider at the entrance but the flesh inside was still small and tight. That was key.
The other key that made it work was pouring in warm mineral oil. It was a little weird at first but actually as it cooled it made a mild pressure difference with the outside, and as the vacuum suction got more intense I came.
Not worth a cantaloupe at today's prices, but I don't regret it at all.

>>76731024
That doesn't make sense. Mango pits are too large and mangoes are too small beyond the pit for that to be logistically feasible.

>>76731828
Classic wrestle AI kino
I like that you can see the ref kind of melt into the corner at the start of the video

>>76731646
>>76731873
Cultare sisters cant be fixed, you are too far gone..

>>76732013
men really do be fucking anything with a hole

>>76732134
If the shoe fits...

>>76732170
then you'd fuck that too?

>>76731624
>WrestleTuber 2k24
>Gavis Bettel, against all odds, has successfully defended his title
>Escaped pegging from horny indies during the free-for-all
>Jumped over the second floor railing to outrun Rapetare in the unauthorized parking garage scuffle
>Even got Yagoo himself to tap out
>Cold shiver down Bettel's spine
>"What do we have here, ladies and gentlemen? IT'S HEFF JARDY WITH THE STEEL SUUUPAAAA!"

>>76732094
why would i need to be fixed when i have altare?

>>76731828
dimes

>mummy mommy
There has to be something like that already

>>76732184
It is not out of the question.

Axel you little shit

>>76731183
surely that couldn't give enough resistance.

>>76732410
Yeah why not just fuck wet sand at that point

still can't believe it's finally real after all that blue balling

>>76732094
Confession: I'm neither Cultare nor a shota enjoyer. I simply saw the chance and took it.

>>76732622
QRD?

>>76732622
as a 3doubter I'm glad I was so tired of winning

>>76732681
VG 3D announcement NOW
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1794911537544765673
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1794911537544765673
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1794911537544765673

>>76732807
>not 4D
pass

>>76732731
Yagoo could sense the doubt in your heart. It's all your fault, anon.

Happy Mama
https://x.com/oxSTL/status/1794955993211957401

>>76732244
Because he hates (you) for taking the joy out of rape

made me laugh more than it shouldve

>>76734189
Fucking kek

>>76734189
>Embarrassing displaying from Gavis Bettel
>Pathetic simply pathetic

>>76734189
It's his body language that does it for me. The absolute confidence in that leap only to miss.

https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1794984394576314816?s=46&t=KnT-JpIG7KO97bTFg55jVQ

The art tricked me into thinking he would collab with her. It’d be funny

>>76732622
>Hakka 2D
No...

>>76734769
TALK ABOUT WHAT

>>76734769
>ironmouse
She's still kicking? I thought she had anime cough or some shit.

https://x.com/athiesarena/status/1794972773002936440?s=46&t=KnT-JpIG7KO97bTFg55jVQ

>>76734859
Him disappointing his ancestors

what are we thinking
>Bettel
IT’S THE GREATEST SHOW, MAN!
>Flayon
Parallel Life Happiness; Forfeited Growth
>Hakka
An Exorcist’s Domain
>Shinri
The Lone Wanderer, Again

I am having a fucking stroke trying to visualize Flayon's jacket from a different angle
It's straight up fucking different from the side angle on his reference sheet

>>76726953
>>76727040
Correction, it’s not actually them.
Apparently it’s their friend who dressed up as a super manly version of the vtuber avatar

>>76734769
The best thing about events like this are the new unique interactions and friendships that can form

>>76734769
I've been wanting him to do don't scream since debut, naisu

>>76734925
Bettel stuff
Cringekino or perhaps simply cringe chuuni shit
Hakka spanked by Yagoo bits
Shinri crying in a chair

>>76734917
He should naked dogeza

>>76734769
>My Discord kitten
Holy fuck I memoryholed that

>>76735060
They have only just gotten the perms recently

i'm currently drawing furry porn to save for 3d merch wgen did my life go wronj

>>76734769
>>76735058
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1794986879936307428?s=46&t=KnT-JpIG7KO97bTFg55jVQ

>>76735299
yer doing great sweaty

>>76735472
Mrs Incredible levels of reaching for those comparisons

>>76735299
No, that is very work smarter not work harder I respect your hustle! Furries still pay very well?

>>76735552
if you actually have followers and the talent, yeah, they do
>>76735511
i-i'm not sweaty...

>>76735472
>bro
He got brozone...

>>76735299
Work is work child. Ask not where the cash came from all that matters is that the cash is in thine bank account.

>>76735969
>talking about work with a pic of someone who quit his work in a year
Funny

>>76735472
jurard getting all the chicks

>Checking vods to see how the boys reacted to the news being released
Hakka...my idol...
Is there a timestamp for Flayon's vod because it seemed like he didn't react at all