/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>76693777
>*Le touché*

>>76693777

MY wife

last stream I noticed that they "fixed" the chat, it wasn't unusable, laggy or ran out of memory like during the stream before that

Please tell me a moment Gra-sama did something cute or funny yesterday.

I'm married to this girl...

>>76694316
my post

no one cared who i was, until i put on the mask

>>76694075
PLEASE

>>76695303
why don't you watch the vod and find out for yourself?

Sex with a fembud.

>>76695323
I need the communal aspects that only a group discussion and reflection can provide.

im a reck without u, babe...

>>76695604
the gurizz

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

Kiara spoke a lot with Gura and said she wants to do more with myth

Thread lasted 40 minutes before the schizos arrived

Gura cute Gura cute!

Once again it's raining...

>>76696382
Schizos? I wouldn't really worry about them so often. They're just kinda always going to be around somewhere. Sometimes here sometimes there.

>>76696754
It’s raining and thundering!!

>>76696769
You’re the schizo, aren’t you…

>>76696805
I'm sad that Gura finally stopped streaming SOMA, it was one hell of a streak though

>>76696858
You found me out, now I'm gonna get you!

I slept for the past 3 days and just took my first poo and boy am I in pain…

>>76696981
Eeeeeek!! Gutsbud save me!!

Can someone please post the picture either of Gura on the couch with her legs spread, or the picture of Gura in the futon with snacks and piss stains on her panties?

>>76694075
>gra-sama
ywnbj

>>76697124
This one?
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/1168970/post/1652153

FUCK FUCK FUCK. I left my fucking skittles in my car and it’s fucking raining cats and dogs out there

>>76697476
Not quite, but thanks for trying, the first one I'm thinking of gets posted fairly regularly, it's just kind of a lazy goob on her side with one leg in the air kind of, the other one with the futon is in black and white I think.

>>76697497
Weren't those skittles pretty much the main reason why you left home in the first place?
Also just go get 'em, a little rain won't hurt you.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

will she stream next week?

>>76697614
I like that one. It makes goob look very stinky

>>76697614

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76697636
Yeah…but I also got a reeses flavored coffee (would not recommend), a smoothie, and a pizza slice.

>>76697646
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

Imagine married life with this lazy pitiful excuse for a woman.
>You come home exhausted after working overtime
>You find this lazy bitch laying on the couch in the same place and position as the last 5 days you came home
>She immediately asks you what's for dinner
>You stare at her, frustrated, angry, she hasn't moved from that spot in days
>The house is a mess
>She hasn't changed her clothes in weeks
>Snack wrappers and drink cups are all over the table and the floor around her
>She hasn't had sex with you in over a month, always saying she's not in the mood
>Sometimes you walk back into the room minutes after she turns you down to find her pleasuring herself
>You just stare at her, seething, you lose it, you get on top of her, you feel chip and cookie crumbs crumbling under your hands and knees
>You pull down her panties, just to be greeted by the overwhelming funk of her unwashed little slit and asshole
>It's a putrid mix of musk, piss, sweat, and who knows what else
>You take a moment to wonder how the smell of piss could be so strong
>Your eyes wander to the coffee table beside you, you notice a McDonalds cup filled with yellow liquid
>You don't remember buying her any lemonade recently
>You look back at her, she seems completely uninterested in what you're doing, she just keeps watching videos on her phone
>You turn your attention back to her little slit, covered in stubble from her personal hygiene being ignored
>You peel apart the flaps, stuck together with crust and grease
>The smell is magnified, you try to stop yourself from gagging and push forward
>You masturbate using her body as as an onahole while she lays there
>You goom in her greasy little hole, you pull out and start to feel guilty
>She lays there, letting your goom drip out of her cunny and onto the couch
>You grab some wet towels and clean her up
>She asks you what's for dinner again
>You go make her favorite meal, chicken nuggies and choccy milk
>She doesn't thank you, eating while laying down, letting the crumbs, sauce, and chocolate milk spill onto the couch and her body
>You just sigh and go to bed, you have to be at work early again tomorrow

>>76696124
Timestamp?

>>76697877
Thank you chumbie.

im the emperor of /ggg/

>>76698184
stream is still going, about 50 minutes ago

>>76698137
H-hot

sex with chumbies ending in odd numbers

>>76698415
Thanks.

>>76698137
that's kinda sad, she's more or less completely dead inside

I will protect this dumb bratty womanchild.

>>76698478
what are odd numbers?

>>76698478
bend over, chumbie

Gura has a moon and she's going to give it to me, her favorite chumbie.

Gura only responded to one of my comments yesterday
She hates me...

>>76698115

>>76698823

Gura's tummy told me it's packed full of cake and cookies and jam all the time.

>>76699020
Jam is disgusting. Just eat the fruit Gura. It's already sweet you don't need to add shit.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>76699389
Gura is a fembud

I am the ocean and Gura pees in me

Gurass

Explain this chumbies, why is she like this?

>>76698412
onahole...

>>76699625
I also pee in you daily

>>76699975
Worth it for that Gura pee.

>>76699625
That ocean? All me.

>>76699922
She was always a funny little exhibitionist.

>>76699625
Can I pee on you too mister

Is Bf1bud in here? Do you ever use the full auto machine gun? I never use it because I feel like it’s cheating but usually half the lobby uses it every match. I was wondering how you felt about it..?

How can you still trust a single word she says?

:3

>>76702257
>>76702344
MOREEEEEEEE

>>76702344
Why is her chest smiling?

>>76702257
>>76702344
LESSSSSSS

I was really disappointed, when I saw Wrestletuber had a day 2 I thought Guba would stream today but no...

>>76703185
not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

I just raged so hard I shit my pants. I’m done being a gamer for the day.

>>76703489
cutebud

>>76703466
oh shit didnt meant to quote you

>>76703440
retard

>>76703548
You’re damn right I am.

>>76699922
she did it for one second and got too embarrassed ...

>>76703169
>>76703230 sometimes mistakes happen, but I think it's funny

>>76703489
what game are you playing?

>>76703817
perfect

Wife soon?

>>76704204
>Wife
yeah, mine

>>76703817
She's a real cutie isn't she? She can talk a lot of shit and try to act like a naughty girl, but really she's too shy and sweet to keep it up.

>>76704052
Bf2042. I’ve been having so much fun playing as recon. I very very rarely like to play sweaty tryhard style, which makes recon perfect for me. I love finding a nice little cozy hiding spot and just spotting the enemies. It’s cozy.

Knife spoon!

>>76704542
>raged so hard that he shit himself
>for fucking bf
I thought bf is a chill game? You died, you respond.

>>76703817
don't forget the time that it took her to set it up. the stream didn't start on time too so you know she was spending all that time working on it. minus the time she spent peeing of course

>>76705002
It’s cuz I was playing as a Pait which isn’t a relaxing comfy recon character. She’s super OP because she has wallhax but you have to be like 15 meters from an enemy for the wallhax to work, so you’re always playing super aggressively with her.

I was somewhat letdown by Subnautica
I thought it would have been better

>>76705418
What would you want different? I feel like if a stream goes more than 3 hours, then that means it’s a good stream and can’t complain.

>>76705514
It was a mediocre stream overall, we didn't really get much actual yapping out of her besides early on.
Good to see her though

>>76705611
>yapping

I've never even played Blue Archive but I'm temped to preordered a figure of one of the characters because it's cute...

What's the chance she'll play Subnautica again?

>>76706416

>>76705611
What do you want her to say?
>Oh today I fed the baby
>I went out with the baby
>Brb chat, I gotta change my baby's diaper

>>76706903
Fine I'll give you your (You)
dozo

>>76706416
Anywhere between 0% to 100%.

>>76707345
Can I have one of those too, mister?

>>76707952
nyo

>>76707952
Here you go, just take it.

>>76706259
You should just play blue archive. It doesn't take that long to run through the story and you'll probably enjoy it.

>>76706259
Or you could watch the anime. Everyone should watch the anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wwn0jHX010&t=808s

>>76708385
I have no interests in gacha games or mobile games, I just think the characters are cute.

>>76708490
I don't either. I think of them as visual novels cause that's what most of them are.

>>76708490
>no interest in mobile games
This nigga never played bloons before..

>>76706903
Unironically yes, and then graduate.

It's a damn shame that Sony are such cunts with permissions and intellectual properties. I'd love to see SNOT play Managed Democracy Simulator 2024.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJLgAX85CbM

>>76708490
Same desu, the only thing I mostly play nowadays are wc3 customs and metroidvanias.

I should make some jam. I already make homemade bread every weekend, homemade jam on homemade bread sounds really good...

>>76708718
Jam is disgusting. Mash your fruit into a pulp and spread that on your bread. You don't need to do anything else to it.

>>76708718
>homemade jam on homemade bread

Gura is insane

>>76709507
insanely cute

>>76709507
we have so much in common...

my dick in yo bitch

>>76709507
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Sharks. And Sharks Make Me Crazy.

>>76709507
Insane is a very strong word. I still love her regardless.

>>76709507
>Crazy insane or insane crazy?
>When I say Hussein, you say Gabby!

>>76709507
insanely in love with me

I was hoping Gura's long breaks would get actual unironic pedos like bjoarn and nitch to finally leave the fandom but they refuse to leave

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1794894687868010520

So next stream is the Sametori collab next month, right?

>>76710334
if you're looking for like-minded virtue signalers you've come to the wrong place

>>76711229
hating pedophiles isn't virtue signaling you fucking ape

>>76710589
That's not a video game, that's just Gura in a box.

>>76710959
Knowing Gura, there can be some guerrilla stream too.

>>76710334
Look on the bright side. The pedos act as natural gatekeeping to the normie invasion.

>>76711419
Gura is going to play guerilla games???

>>76711400
scroll down

>>76711507
what kind of games do gorillas play?

>>76711419
Knowing Gura she is more likely to ghost Kiara than stream again.

It's too quiet...

>>76710589
my fetish

Is Gura a fembud?

>>76711806
Sisters got btfo last night.

https://youtu.be/o2Dfp211IeY

>>76711310
If you feel the need to come into a space full of anime weebs and screaming how much you hate pedophiles you might just be retarded.

>>76711806
Quiet is nice.

>>76712091
what did he mean by this

>>76711993
ugh clippers should be gassed...

>>76711993
I'm not clicking that, is it about her two streams she talked about.

post cute ebis

Anyways, I'll see you guys next Gura stream

>>76712590
take care, chumbie

>>76712581
NO

>>76712581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjDN1HNA_M&t=24840s
Here is Kiara's Gura mention. It's not worth clicking really but someone might want to hear it.

>>76711609
Donkey Kong games probably.

>>76712581

t. nightshiftbud, came in early today and got some of the dayshift experience
It was pretty funny, had an UberEats driver who only spoke Spanish and a bunch of jackass kids playing soccer on one of the greens - had to drive out and ask them to leave the premises. Thankfully they were cooperative, didn't have to get the cops involved
Easily the most security-guard-like thing I've done since starting. I'm certain the sheer authority I exuded over those boys would've made Gura go full Niagara-mode

Someone post the ebi with the bat, please. Very cute.

>>76712581
I will sex that ebi

>>76713653
which one?

>>76712990
do it

This is what Gura wants.

>>76713762

This is still my favorite ebi picture.

>>76713843

>>76713829
I also want this, but from Gura

>>76713829
THIS is what Gura wants

>>76713930

>>76713829
I really like Ame's expression in this.

shit a red wine gambe gaga oh ooh tomuch oo oo statorush howezytwsited dance, giveem a drank on my keys lost my phone lessgo in part of the flow keep it cool what's the name of the low just dance du tu tu spin that record babe just dance

this is what Gura wants

I dropped my keyboard on my toe. Ow.

>>76714308
Isn't that cropped? Gura wants the full image.

>>76699782
SNIFFFFF

>>76714076

Do they still sell zoopals? I want to eat my nuggies on some of those plates

>>76714389
https://litter.catbox.moe/lzunfu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/stym2g.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/b1ys12.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/k2vlfc.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/le6squ.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zp9pqd.png

is this thread finally safe to use?

>>76714613
Nice.
>>76714732
M+RT

>>76714732
M+RT

>>76714732
M RT

>>76714935
i miss you amesame spammer

G

I know what Gura REALLY wants

Are you a chumbabooey?

I love this gay little faggot.

>>76714732
M+RT
I will hold this hand.

>>76714613
If the errors were fixed that would be hot af.

seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>>76715180
ye

>>76715180
Yes, my mommy was here and made me happy.

>>76713764
I think it was that one. Thank you chumbie :3

>>76715163
how did you know she wants me____?

>>76715180
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone again...

>>76715335
I don't even know how old these are

child symbol of vt

Nyaa? Nyaaa nya nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nya nya? Nyaa nya nya nyaaa nya

>>76716334

>>76716334

>>76716334

>>76715180
Yes I am monsieur

>>76716334

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>76717981
ye

>Here we find a baby Dino Gura separated from it's mother, this could spell danger for the young reptile.

Why won't Gura talk about why she's been streaming so little this year?
Yesterday, she avoided talking about being gone and never even made any self deprecating jokes about being away. A bunch of people in chat said things like "why don't you stream anymore?" or "please stream more" and she completely ignored them.
So why won't she say anything about it?

The dino

>>76718672
Maybe she feels like her explanation is unsatisfactory, so she avoids giving it.

>>76719078
I didn't think about that.
But in that case, why can't she just give a satisfactory one?

>>76719316
Because she's the only person judging whether the hypothetical explanation is satisfactory. You and I might think the answer is satisfactory, but she doesn't. She is the kind of person that judges herself more harshly than other people tend to.

>>76719316
NTA but you cant satisfy everyone

>>76717981
>*Li touchí*

>>76719078
>>76719543
>>76719581
I think maybe she doesn't want to tell us the real reason.

Decent thread.

For some god forsaken reason, I'm craving chuck e cheese pizza.

>>76719760
Me looking up at her vagina.

>>76719760
I've never been. I wanted to go when I was a kid though.

>>76719723
Well, sure, but that's pretty vague and certified rrat bait.

>>76719760

>>76719964
Yeah that sort of post usually comes with "something something because the truth would hurt us...... sadgura.jpg" or whatever.

>>76693634
I start to believe them. She only show up when a worthy challenger appear. She doesn't really intentionally aim at another corpo. She's like Akuma in SF, who claim as master of the fist

I FUCKING LOVE GURA!

>>76720667
cope

How many times can this creature have sex in one day?

I have a code due tomorrow but I don't feel like doing it.
How to proceed?

>>76721146
gotta do your job chumbie

>>76720996
Define sex.

>>76721316
it's for college

>>76721318
Lots and lots of hugging and snuggling (clothes on)

>>76720996
she wouldnt have a choice in a chumbukakke, she would basically be endlessly rapes until 24 hours are up and even after that

>>76721318
My penis going into one of the holes in her body until I goom.

>>76721466
you gotta do your skooling chumbie

I want to know if youtube is still shadowbanning my chat comments but I don't chat in any other streams but Gura's, unless she's part of a collab.

Do you think gura ever watches the other nachotubers? What does she think of them?

>>76722236
okay

>>76722602
I only remember the one that went menhera. I don't even remember their name.

>>76722780
kamiko kana. she reincarnated into phase recently as a dragon.

>>76722780
Kana, she thought nacho was actively sabotaging her for some reason.

I've been playing Dave the Diver recently and every time I see a shark I think of our Goob
and then when I tranq it and capture it live I get some other thoughts...

>>76722878
Chumbie...

>>76722866
for a dragon to attack kynesgrove... why? why there? isnt anyplace safe?

https://files.catbox.moe/z0uqfh.png

i wish gura was real and my wife for all time and ever and ever for the rest of existance

>>76724122
More?...

>>76724122
>brown

>>76722878
I saw a gun skin today on 2042 and thought of goob too…I already miss her

>>76724923
same desu

>>76725149
yeah that anon has a fetish to make characters brown or browner

>>76721146
Due on a holiday? I feel like you can wiggle your way out of it tomorrow if you use that as an excuse.

>>76725675
I just think Gura would like it.

>>76725933
I don't

>>76725933
Fag

>>76725933
What the fuck did he mean by this…

>>76726097
Gura likes Shantae, Miles Morales, Blade, and Lucio, so I think she would prefer artists to draw her paired with a darker skinned character.

Don't.

>>76724122
Less

>>76726399
>Liking brown characters in media means you want to get plowed by a nigger
Weak bait

I said don't.

>>76726724
You're not my mom!

>>76726659
No, she just wants to see it in media like Gura art.

>>76726822
She's just surprised they take fewer showers than her since their skins are so dirty.

A spider caught some kind of insect and was eating it while I was showering. It was pretty cool to watch. Spiders are neat.

Gura is so cool!

>>76727016
Ants > Spiders
Even British naturalists thought so.

>>76727073
She is, I'm proud of my daughterwife.

>>76727127
Ants invade my home and take my resources. Spiders eat the ants. Pretty clear which is better here.

>>76727198
ToT she's so flat

Gura is so ugly!

>>76727236
You failed to maintain your property, son.

>>76727330
That does not change that the spiders are my friends and the ants are my enemies.

Ants actually shouldn't be an issue if you keep your house clean. Most people freak out when they see ants inside but the truth is if they don't find any food within a reasonable distance from their colony then they go home and leave pheromone trails saying 'no food this direction'.

So many people waste hundreds on exterminators that could be fixed for free by moving some stuff around and cleaning up

>>76727388
Look bud I'm not here to divulge the masses on the greatness of ants. Well at least not today I need sleep, I need shark dreams for the coming week.

>>76727458
But I don't want to clean up.

>>76727458
I can smell those guys

>>76727604
Anon you can't win versus the ants. You can pay to patch every hole in your house but they *will* come back, there's trillions of them.
Better to just clean up and let them explore then leave for the season, trust me.

>>76727644

What if I want sexy ants in my house?

>>76728008
>no tail
this is good art but it could have been really good art.

>>76727806
I don't actually mind the ants though, really. I'm pretty sure having bugs around is what's getting me so many spiders and I love these spiders they are cool as fuck. If there's anything I should be concerned about maintenance wise it's the plumbing that's leaky in like 3 different places. But I'm not the person who makes maintenance decisions so as far as I'm concerned my only responsibility is to bitch occasionally until someone else handles them.

>>76727806
You can just put out some poison and they will take it back to feed to their queen, then they will all die. But ants attack and wipe out any termite colonies they find, so they can be a useful defense.

>>76727839
I love this little dork so much and I love her laugh.

>>76728162
Whoa really. I love ants now.

>>76727839
Gura my goofy daughterwife

>>76728162
No point in poisoning them though, you effectively elongate the amount of time ants are in your place by tricking them into thinking there's food and you end up with the same result if you don't poison them anyway, they all leave

>>76728832
Why would I want them to leave if they're killing termites for me???

>>76719964
Why would you expect anyone but legitimate schizos answering that in bad faith?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDTRXuqB_s

>>76729829
I can smell you

>>76729712
ToT I can see the edge of it ToT

>>76727644
Everyone can smell Odorous House Ants. That's why they're called odorous.

Is it betrayal if I sub to a jp cosplayer that dresses up like Gura. But she has big booba.

>>76729712
>See tail
>Immediately think how fat and sexy it looks being compressed
What's happening to me.

>>76730157
Tails are basically a third thigh, and you know how sexy thighs are.

>>76729712
>deleted
gay

>>76729829
She can sneeze in my mouth any day!

>>76730283
It will never be updated...

>>76730190
Y-yeah...heh.

cumming on gura's massively oversized tail

my wife's cute tummy

>>76730754
I want to her it's glorpy sounding noises

I am attracted to Gura's peach fuzz

>>76731093
There's no such thing.

has gura eaten shirako

>>76731413
Oyasame

>>76731413
sleep tight buddy

Do you think she knows how sad she makes her fans?

Do you think she knows how happy she makes her fans?

Sleep tight buds. Time to hit the hay

Do you think she knows how horny she makes her fans?

Do you think?

>>76732580
Unfortunately.

When did she get so smart?

>>76732738
when she drank dirty puddle water and ate crayons

>>76732738
I want to suck out her fard.

>>76732738
She always has been.

>>76725149
>race mixing artwork is le bad!
reported for antisemitism.

I know a secret about Gura.

Stop trying so hard to start up /pol/ tier mumbo jumbo, you nerd.

>>76718672
Instead of Bunny Garden she played Shark Garden

>>76734574
Sounds like she was just watching Netflix, baking, and tending her garden.

>>76727263
The real person yeah, the character is adorable

>>76735047
Now that's just mean and I very much don't like you.

I’m kinda tired guys…

Gura wears a butt plug during all her streams, she's terrified of us accidentally hearing her fart so the seals all her gasses away.

>>76735391
Wait!