/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gra-chan is the best

Gurass

>>76653578
Finally no dinosaur

I hope everyone is having happy shark thoughts and dreams.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

ngl I didn't watch the stream and I didn't watch her last 2 either. Starting to miss her again though.
So how is she doing? Any shark updates or was she just chillin with Subnautica?

Those Youtube comments were sad..
She get so much hate

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76654268

>>76653953
samen

I'm not going to bed until Aqua ends her stream.

Stream was okay for what I saw. I would tune in for 5 minutes every half or so. I would try to get a comment read and give up after 5 min and try again 30 minutes later. Who knows when I'll get another chance. She might not stream until her birthday

Baguraette honhonhon

I love this awkward tiny autist and I would do anything to protect her from the mean people in this world.

>>76653995
I probably should have prefaced this by saying I intentionally stopped engaging with Gura and Hololive in general because I was tired of the looping discussions and antis. But now I am getting back into it with more free time and being less attached.
So my request for a shark summary was genuine if anyone wants to oblige

>>76654623
Gura always makes sure to read one of mine since she loves me the most

guys i miss gura

>>76653953
samen

>>76654729
Aim better

>>76654677
gura cute, now fuck off

>>76653617

>>76654839
Why the hostility? I was never an anti, I just got tired of the same discussion over and over and her schedule never got better which just made me depressed.

>>76653995
she baked a lot and tended to her garden, got eaten alive by mosquitoes, watched the new planet of the apes, someone made fun of her for how she pronounced apartment and asked chat if she said it right, and I think she watched random shows and/or yt videos

>>76654677
She's growing plants, she ate cookies cake and jam, collab and unspecified reveals "soon".

>>76654973
Why are you answering the falseflagger?

>>76654623
This is such a strange way to enjoy a stream

>>76654979
>collab
Gura didn't say anything about a collab.

>>76655107
She didn't mention it herself, but Kiara did earlier.

>>76654973
>>76654979
Thanks chumbies

I hope to get back to watching Gura again soon. I still have to cope with not feeling the same as it was in 2021 but after some life changes I feel less invested and just wanna enjoy her when she appears again. I wanted to tune in today but I felt a bit anxious about it. Maybe next time.

>>76654951
Eh don't mind him chumbie, you're here now so all is good

>>76655149
That's not a summary of the Gura stream, which is what was asked. Also timestamp or is it just what Kiara said a few days ago?

>>76654677
Fauna has Gura Musical perms now

>>76654986
You could assume it's falseflagging but it could well be genuine, lord knows I'm detached from hololive and depressed after all this. The bigger issue is the mobile filenames, I will not deign to knowingly answer a phoneposter.

>>76655195
Thank, also cute goob

>>76654973
>watched the new planet of the apes
She said the one with James Franco, so the first new one, not the one currently in theaters.

>>76655283
There's really no difference at this point, I would guess 90% of posts on 4chan are phoneposts these days.
Also how else could I post here at work

>>76655195
He didn't watch the last 3 streams by his own admission and he's asking for a fucking summary. If he was genuine, he would watch the goddamn streams, it's not like there are so many that it's hard to keep up.

Gura has a moon and she's going to give it to me, her favorite chumbie.

>>76655456
You only read the first couple words of my post and it shows

t. nightshiftbud, the caffeine-induced anxiety is finally out of my system and the paranoid demonic hallucinations have passed
I can now get caught up on the vod in peace. The Lord is good :)

>>76655509
Nta but its nothing complicated chumbie. Just throw on the stream and relax to cute goob.

That's enough, you dorks.

>>76655480
Ahh, I missed the 2, let me try that again.
Ahem, Gura has a moon and she's going to give it to me, her favorite chumbie.

>>76655659
Failsoundpostbud CUTE

>>76655480
I wish someone would make a soundpost out of the pee mention, it was a particularly good one this stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY&t=2114s

>>76655752
Don't look at me like I'm some kind of cute thing.

>>76655779
Why does my wife want to pee on me?

>>76655635
It was for me, for various reasons. Chief of which was I attributed my decision not to kill myself on Gura's streams back in 2021. Genuinely told myself I was only still alive because of the cute internet shark.
Her random breaks took a toll on me, pretty heavily. But eventually I broke myself out of it and I recognize how I dealt with all that was not great. But now I just want to enjoy Goob again live.

>>76655915
She read people wanting shark juice in chat and wanted to throw her pissy cunny lovers some love. I love my pisswife

so are there hopes for more streams soon?

>>76656060
June 20th

>>76656060
Supposedly she has an accessory reveal, 3 year badge release, a Kiara collab and maybe a myth collab if Ame confirms.

>>76655915
are you saying you wouldn't want her to?

>>76656344
I want it in my mouth not on me.

>>76656396
What's wrong with you? Gura's pee heals wounds.

I've been thinking about what it would actually be like if Gura peed on me and came to conclusion that while the idea is hot, I don't think I could actually drink her pee. I'd be fine with her peeing on me, but not directly into my mouth. I just think I'd instantly regret it. But who knows, maybe in the moment I'd be so horny I'd drink it. Hard to know for sure.

>>76656558
I think I'd force myself to gulp it down if I didn't like it
and now I'm going to sleep

>>76656558
I've drank my own pee before and concluded that I would drink Gura's pee without a second thought.

>The ocean is a public toilet. That sounds terrible but
- Gawr Gura

does gura want me to tell her when I pee or not????

Ghosting us again i see; she have not streamed in several hours

>>76656948
Try telling her and see what happens

>>76655915
>>76656034
>>76656344
>>76656396
>>76656453
>>76656558
>>76656836
>>76656948
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>76657181
At least you're funny.

>>76657253
please say the correct number of gura pees!

Probably no Gura tomorrow but I look forward to seeing her again soon.

>>76657620
It's over

A serious question now. Was she sedated?

>>76657762
Always, especially when she told the story about a mosquito stealing her blood in the bathroom, way to many weird word descriptors/replacements

>>76657762
>>76657878
Retards.

>>76657253
I’m almost positive Gura has “walked away” from her pc more than 2 times in her career which leads me to believe Gura is one of those girls that simply doesn’t announce in detail there going to the toilet.

>>76657956
she told us what she was doing for those times. Gura isn't a liear if she is going to pee she will say so

I kind of want a dehydrator but I don't own a dishwasher and I'm 99% sure the dehydrator will never be used if I have to wash everything by hand.

>>76657956
There has been plenty of times where she have said that she really need to pee, so she is not shy telling us and she doesn't hide it. But 99% she just don't leave, i remember one stream where she said "I really need to pee badly" but still streamed for over an hour after that

JUST GO SQUEEZE THE LEMON GURA FFS, no need to sit there and marinate your prostate

>>76658248
Gura has a pee holding fetish and she's probably getting off to people telling her to pee and not doing it too. She's winning so hard.

My Gura tanks are refilled.

I was never a pissfag before Gura... I was never a lot of things before her...
Love does weird things to a man.

Can't sleep. Thingken of goob.

>>76658692
THICC tail

>>76657181
Okay that did make me chuckle.

>>76653578
*spreads her cheeks*

>>76659094
*Blows raspberries in her butt crack*

Gura's tummy told me it's filled to the brim with cake and cookies and jam.

Gura is here because she didn't talk about her blueberry crumble pie recipe but intentionally talked about a blueberry cake instead.

>>76659303
she's never going to give you her secrets chumbie...

I don't want another long period of waiting for her bros

I'm so proud of my farM shark wife. Sounds like this garden is more of a success story than the last one.

>>76659661
then leave

>>76659973
why does she want to have dangling cucumbers so much

>>76660015
They're neat. I want a nice garden too.

>>76659984
Rude motherfucker.

She won't ever play subnautica again. You realize that, right?

Child

there's a basil plant in a pot in my yard can I leave it there until it looks like it's dying or should I do something about it before then

>>76660268
I guess she probably won't, sure. But I don't ever really fret about her not continuing games.
Even if it's a game I've played and really liked.

>>76660531
You could harvest it and make pesto, it's delicious and easy.

Damn, I love Gura.

Gura wouldn't pop my zits, but I'd pop hers

>>76661508
if you filmed yourself popping your zits and gave gura the video, she would wat ch it

I dropped the cap of my toothpaste in the toilet

>I don't think I have very strong attracters
Damn, does this girl really have no idea how many people are head over heals for her?

>>76661992
How? Do you brush your teeth over your toilet?

>>76662193
She tries not to think about it.

If I skipped these ADs would that mean I don't love Gura?

>>76662213
>get toothpaste from cabinet with right hand with toothbrush in left hand
>open toothpaste while turning to the left toward the door
>fail to hold on to the cap, the turning motion flinging it into the toilet
I washed the cap with soap it should be okay...

>>76662326
A whole 5 hour stream as an ad? The hell? But no, I think Gura would want you to skip them.

>>76662326
Get the dvr script so you can go back 5 seconds and set it to 1.25 speed. That's what I do.

>>76662193
She's just a very shy, very insecure, small girl with very little confidence in herself. It's hard for nice words to get through to her, but never give up on her.

>>76662193
She was talking about IRL. You wouldn't look at her twice unless she was trying to get noticed by dressing up pretty.

>>76662541
I would definitely disagree with that. Don't want to upset the meidos, so I'll leave it at that.

>>76662193
Thanks to her imposter syndrome and a bit of paranoia any compliment is internally questioned and brushed off even if genuine. I have that too and I cant take any sort of compliment, only from very select people that I trust completely. It's also the reason I hold trust and truth as highly valuable.

>>76662541
Letting a stranger notice that you are looking at them is just asking for trouble.

she's just like me

I need to hug her...

>>76662475
>but never give up on her.
That is correct, we must never give up on the shark. We as Chumbies must always believe in her and try to make her happy however we can for her.

>*munch munch munch* And then, Dino Gura tripped, and she fell and knocked over the Tokyo Tower and then she went "Oh nyo" *burp*

>>76662475
The most precious possession you have in this world is a little shark girl. And for this shark girl, and for the sake of this shark, we will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith.

Another nightshift, completed
Nighttime caffeine demons, vanquished
Gooba, cute
Life, good

>>76663034
I need this so bad...

that reminds me did gura say oh nyo? I remember oh no only

I wish she got sick instead of Mio.

So, did anyone tell her she should stream more often?

What was that notif sound around 4:12:53?
ShareX?

>>76664394
Did you never use Steam?

>>76654973
She really wants to be the mother of my children, huh?

>>76664372
Yeah, she didn't read supers.

Gurass

>>76664682
I don't have friends so i never get steam notifications at all.

>I have a thingy reveal
>I don't know if I should say what it is it's not an outfit but something
>And then another thing
Yep there it is the merch reveal. The only reason we got a stream. So predictable.

>>76664828
Finally, based, rubbed and sniff'd

>>76665205
Retard.

>>76657620

two more months

>>76665018
it makes a sound whenever you get an achievement now

>>76665018
That's an achievement notification sound dumdum, you really never used steam huh

>>76665205

its gonna be a collab with myth

>>76665298
That ends in a merch reveal.

>>76665272
>>76665280
I only play BF1 on it so its been like a year since i last got an achievement, i forgor i guess.

https://youtu.be/0QJhVae3pJs?si=i3UGcDqqzL1K7V-3
so many antis and hate towards shark in this comment section

>>76665517
those amount of hate will be the cause of her cancelation and graduation

>>76665517
quite concerning

Full Color soon
Part 2 of the Date stream soon
Movie Month soon

>>76665912
not with this michael reeves schedule ass lmao

Do you honestly, earnestly believe it? Do her actions in any way back that up?

>>76666050
no and i'm a cuck for believing it after all this time

GET for my wife.

>>76666050
As always, ignoring what women say and focusing on how they act still reigns supreme

>>76666206
i give up and watch better chubbas instead

Goob morning retards

Goob morning buds
Is the breakdancing pixel Gura gif on her loading screen a new one? I swear it wasn't there before

>>76666288
Goob morning faggot

Oh nyo is tundering ouside…

>>76665517
Its her own fault. Her behaviour makes her an easy target for slander.

>>76666444
Cool numbers friend.

>>76666457
true, and I'm afraid it will only make it worst and she can finally have a reason to graduate

>>76666503
yeah, yeah we know what is going on in your deranged monkeybrain you brown loser

>>76666482

>>76665583
Bruh, do you know how many times Gura was the target of cancellation? Especially from normies and Brittney Venti. Give it up, she ain't being canceled.

>>76666658
Bruh. Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

>>76665583
How do you cancel a professional internet casper?

>>76666705
Bffttt
bfffpppttttt, ffppppffftttttt ppfffttt ffftttttppp pppfftt

>>76666770
Brrrrapppppp. Brap.

>>76666810
I would ryona and plug this brapper up T u T

Gutsbud where are you I need help I’m being ryona’d!!!

>>76666737
Kill yourself renpc.

Nyaaa, nya nyaa nya nyaa nya

>>76666938
Gutsbud is busy

>>76667014

>>76667043
Imagine these little shark demons in the Berserk universe, coming around and biting people's dicks off because that's probably what they would do there.

>>76667043
Oh nyo I’m in danger

>>76667043
chat is this real?

>>76666955
Who?

>>76667206

I’m gonna beat the pussy up…

>>76666230
>better
LMAO

>>76665517
I see someone with Mumei pic attacking Gura, but on their profile they have under Subscriptions Axel/Fagon who I believe are homostars, so I think homobeggars are putting on Holo pics to attack the girls.

>>76667731
That or a Nijisister in disguise

This is my hole... It was made for me... *climbs inside her butt and comes out her mouth deformed*

>>76664828
SNIFFFFF

>>76667731
>>76667767
How pathetic

>>76667183
I need to live in the Berserk universe...

>>76667767
I once found an account that seems to be a dedicated Gura anti account, all it does is attack her, but post history showed one comment in 2021 complaining about Holofans not watching Vshojo. It's always some kind of beggar, for some reason they just become very schizo about Gura.

>>76668355
>complaining about Holofans not watching Vshojo
Yeah a lot of these antis seem to have some sort of reason to Anti gura, mainly to get others to watch their oshis instead

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>76669253
My guess is that stems from being angry that someone else is more popular than the one they watch so there is a need to "Fix" everyone else disagreeing with them. Because theres no way everyone wouldnt think exactly like a supra-genius like them right? That would mean they didnt choose the best to follow and that would mean they were wrong and clearly that couldnt be truth or their father would be right and they are a loser

What’s your favorite fruit and when was the last time you ate some

>>76669505
I kind of like these but I don't get them very often.

>>76668314
rape

>>76669505
Always been Bananas and likely always will be. Probably been over a week since I made a banana split

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>76669505
Probably bananas and strawberries. Bananas are sweet in a unique way, and very filling, you can also buy them year-round. I eat strawberries when they're in season, and I love anything with strawberries, even the artificial stuff

>>76668314
Holy mother of sex

>>76665465
It also happens when you finish a download and when when there's a sale, like the winter sale.

>>76669853

>>76668314
too big

Can you guys be less horny and more cute

>>76671854
Good morning fembud

>>76670553
Honest to god i haven't heard that notification sound in a long while, i thought it was sharex, would have said puush but it got aquired by sharex iirc.

dino mornin

>>76671982

>>76671854
nyo

>>76669505
Dates, grapes and pineapple. he last time I ate any has been over a year and a half because I went full carnivore diet and got lean and shredded AF for the first time in my life

https://files.catbox.moe/qvntim.jpg

>>76669947
That's a little slut

>>76674123
MY little slut
>>76673973
hiding under my desk

>>76673832
I don't know if I could go full carnivore,vI really live pasta and I don't live alone.

>>76654677
You have a way with words ebi. I would've simply picked a gura pic downloaded from this place to accompany my question and called it a day

>>76674867
I hate phone posting, but I'm not home right now.

>>76655025
I think it's way more normal than jerking off to noises chuubas make when playing or doing something completely nonsexual, even if it could be taken out of context. It is how someone is able to forgo whatever is actually happening on stream and force their own imagination enough to masturbate which boggles my mind

Can we please stop pretending Gura is a slut?

goob

>>76669505
I had some pineapple a few days ago.
What's weird is that I don't really care much for pineapple juice or pineapple flavored anything, but I love a good cold slice or cube of an actual pineapple.

>>76676069
She looks angy "Get in there or i'll kick your ass", it's a win win either way <3

Okay, it's 2 days after 2 days ago, how are we feeling? Are we happy cumbuds today?

>>76671982
Beanl

>>76676293
It was very nice to see her but true happiness would be to see her a whole lot more consistently and frequently

>>76666444
Stay safe and comfy chumbie

>>76676069
I will not fall for your carnal temptations Gabby!

Sex with a fembud.

Lot’s of schizos are here again. So is FF16 anti here? Apparently square explained why they said it didn’t reach expectations, then walked it back saying it did sell well.
Expectations aren’t based on sales for them anymore it’s based on the stock market and not the way you think.
If a game cost 100 million to make over a certain amount of years it should make double that in less time because putting that $100 million in the stock market would’ve net them $100 million. I thought it was weird because FF16 is in their top 50 best selling games of all time what other expectations could they have outside of being amongst their best selling games. Nier their recent golden child took 3 years to match that sales and it was eventually multiplatform so how could you call it a failure in 6 months.
You know what’s even crazier $70 * 3.5 million is $245 million, so at an even split of 30 each they already went above that budget making 105 million before a year passed. Even if sony shafted them and they get only $10 out of that a third of the budget would be made back in less than a year. That’s if it actually costed $100 million to make. Square enix isn’t failing because of exclusivity it’s because they’re retarded

>>76677057
yeah me

I wish the Gooberment would pass a bill that bans all AI posts, AI cunny can be acceptable but AI text is still that of a stroke victim

tummy

>>76678534
Just because your country is a shithole doesn’t mean America should follow.

>>76678775
Your comment make 0 sense, was this posted by an AI trained on reddit & 4chan posts?

Any indilivers similar to Gura?

>>76678853
Yes

>>76678853
What's an indiliver?

>>76678853
Liver is pretty good but I've never eaten a liver that is similar to Gura.

I want to force-feed Gura broccoli & fatten up her liver. Please be my foie gras Gura <3

>>76679157
liver of an Indian

>>76679418
I don't think broccoli can fatten up a liver

>>76679224
I like liver dumpling soup, liver in general is super rich in all sorts of vitamins and minerals

>>76679418
calm down Hannibal...

>>76679661
Who said it could?

businessgoob

>>76680072
Cute. Do you happen to have gungoob?

there's a lot of gungoob out there

>>76680072
>>76680194
Would be cool to make a metroid styled game with those characters and matching environment art-style

I just picked a large chunk of earwax that was stuck in my ear for a while

>>76680270
That reminds me of when i was a kid, you know when you get an insane cold, i don't mean the cold that is over with within 1 day, i mean the real bad one where your nose turns into the Niagara falls for several days and you have to blow your nose every 10 seconds until it gets inflamed and irritated

Yeah, so everytime i had that type of cold, whenever is was getting better and the mucus turns from water into a more gloopy state, thats when i stopped blowing my nose, let the snot fill up my nostrils and let it coagulate for 1 hour or so until the snot become rock hard. Then i tried to pull the snot out in as a big single piece as possible

1 time the mucus had back-filled into my throat so when i pulled it out it was over 2 inches long. Another time the snot had just coated the walls of my nostril so when i pulled the snot out it was shaped like a 1 inch long tube

I have not had a cold in several years, i miss that time <3

>>76678929
https://litter.catbox.moe/qjd93n.mp4
Post the full thing pussy.

>>76681075
ohh it makes much more sense with sound

im in love with a fish. is that legal?

>>76682169
Only if you aren't trying to fuch it

>>76682351
umm

>>76682404
I am calling the police

>>76682433
Hello yes police here this is fine have a nice day

I need some more of the indecent fish photos as evidence to the police, please and thank you

>>76682531
you're coming with me, buddy

Gura was a fed all along?!

>>76682169
Not at all, it's part of our tradition

>>76682612
with permission

Hey guys, i am starting to think

>>76683003
>think
rookie mistake

>>76683003
alright that's enough of that.

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases.

>>76683134
Women only play league of legends and fortnut

Imagine

>>76683460
That's Gabby

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>76683886
Retard

Please call me a retard.

>>76683886
meds

>>76683886
explain this then

>>76683972
cutie

>>76684096
that’s my wife and daughter

>>76684178
>daughter
No one gives birth to dino guras

I spelled pancakes wrong on my order so now i am sitting here with Fisn'n'chips, it's still good but not what i wanted :(

>>76684925
that's one hell of a typo

>>76684925
but how

>>76684925
you have to write down your order? we just use apps and tap on the picture of the items we want over here

Booba huhaha

I've been watching/listening to dinosaur vocalizations. Some of them are quite spooky.

>>76686595
What does Dino Gura sound like mister?

cunny

>>76687817
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUu0OWVHNSY

>>76683181
fortnut and mark ass brownly

>>76687995
cubunny

>>76687995
Hey, that's my ritual post! You scoundrel, you didn't even get it right.

>>76687995
pretty sure that's a bunny

>>76688447
You didn't post it for a while so I am doing it with my ritual response

>>76688090
That's crazy... It almost sounds like she's speaking english!

>>76688555
TRIPS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Also it's special like rare Georges I don't want it's value diluted

Bought this new onahole at the store, can't wait to get it home and fill it with goom.

>>76688776
That's a cute onahole. Why is there a red can on it's head?

Gura needs to be spanked. Every chumbie needs their turn, she can't keep putting it off.

>>76688689
Ang I am gonna steal it again

new twitter likes? I don't remember the last one

>>76689304
no

>>76689304
Those were from 15 mins before the stream.

>>76689025
NO NO NO NO! Two of them have already been snatched from me. The Gura monster drink and the "I love my wife" Well that was me and like two other anons fighting over it. Why does everyone steal my posts.

>>76689432
What other posts are yours mister?

>>76685878
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>76689432

>>76689559

>>76687995

I just farded in my butthole

>>76687995
>>76688206
the cunny bunny

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Why does the Ame thread get to have porn in it for 2 days?

I need you guys to give me your energy so I can buy skittles and coffee…

>>76691147
I guess those tea mates are based AF and don't report it

>>76691179
you can do it chumbie

>>76691179
Drink this

>>76691147
There’s been threads here where porn has stayed up for awhile. Don’t be a little tattletale

>>76691179
you can do it, champ! get those skittles and coffee!

>>76691179
u better eat something healthier like roasted chicken and asparagus

>>76691687
I think I’m gonna get panda express actually.

>>76691179
You bastard... how many bags of skittles have you eaten so far?

>>76692550
In the past month? Mmm maybe 10?

>>76692762
Based skittlebud, my addiction lately has been sour candy strips, I eat them until my tongue hurts.

>>76692550
how many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>76693203
14,531

>>76693203
!

>>76693315
this is a very specific amount of breads
do you keep a bread log or something?