/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura read my comment about her having a moon. :3

the sun sure is beautiful

PURE CINEMA

Blissful second of deep voice Gura....

A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

Is this bish still live? JESAS!

Welp, there goes her rescue. Gura's only worried about the loot though.

Me and my wife and our children.
https://files.catbox.moe/415vnl.mp4

juiced gamers with fat loot

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

My loot goblin wife

Gura tensai

>>76642375
rock and stone baby

If Gura and I were trapped on that island. I would secretly control the weapon to destroy our rescue ship.

I bet Gura is all “slopped up down there”…

>>76642269
DIOS MIO

I fear that she plays so long that she will be too tired for an sc reading

10 mins until she ends the stream

>>76642671
I won't mind too much if she plays for more than another hour

>>76642568
yeah, from me

>>76642671
>sc reading
Oh newbud, you sweet summer child

o kurwa

When was the last time she did an SC reading? More than 2 years?

Why do cute girls like Gura have sweet smelling buttholes, but shit that smells terrible. Like i wouldn't even eat it haha...

Close the stream by mistake and reopen it immediately and she screams hello, :3

>>76642835
faggot

>>76642881
Don't lie anon, you'd gobble it up like your life depended on it.

Sex with a fembud.

>>76642835
an actual supa reading stream? yes around debut.
but she read some supas last stream and did a proper end of stream reading in monster hunter

>>76643042
are there really any fembuds. Sure there are like one or two but not any real amount

Gura's tummy told me it's stuffed full of cake and jam and cookies.

Gura has lived long enough to become the villain, the toothy thieving annoying brat she has become.

Sex with a buttbud.

My wife's tiny fingers...

I recently found some fembuds. I'm trying my best to be completely normal around them and see if I can make any friends. Never give up hope. There's a fembud out there for all of us.

>>76643108
Something like 8% of Gura's viewers or so are female.

>>76643231
A whole 8% of us can breed then

>>76643132
and my goom

I would press the game over button

THE BLACK SUN SHINES ON MY WIFES VISAGE.

sometime i fard in my hand an smell it. pretend it gura fard.

>>76643319
Those 8% belong to the whole community. We will all breed, brother.

>>76643411
Based retard.

>>76643411

>>76643379
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for shark children.

>alien rifle
its a shame you can't use any cool weaponry in this

>>76643108
I thought I met one but now I'm pretty sure they were a man...

lovey-dovey little girl

>If you had a button to delete niggers would you do it
What's wrong with Gura?

>>76643605
Buttbuds need love too, and a hole is a hole.

>>76643421
Lets see they can only be impregnated by 8% at a time and it takes 9 months to gestate followed by recovery time or a month or two so realistically its one year per breeding so over the course of a decade we would all breed. Now about half of those would be female for sustained breeding but I dont know if we have a viable population to sustain the population

>>76643421
>>76643319
you fools, us high tier chumbuds will be taking those 8%

It's been 4 hours?

>>76643600
I would've loved to blast open the yakubian skull of warpers.

>>76643645
sounds based to me

>>76643696
man butts don't smell nice like girl butts do. and trust me i tried. but it just ain't the same. only fembud butts from now on.

>>76643767
Oh shit

>>76643767
no way...

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>76643993

glorp gombus

guras stomach... imagine banning gura from wiping her butt for a week because she didn't deep throat me deep enough.

>glorpy

Gura tummy noise simulation!

I want to lick every inch of Gura

gura's feminine glorpy stomach noises.

>>76643767
Bros how long is she going
Sleepy...

>>76644264
even her poopoo butt? it gets sweaty and greasy there...

Gura's got an app that recognizes plants that she takes pictures of.

>>76644308
If you don't go to bed now she'll stream for another 3 hours huhaha

It's hilarious how Gura just starts streaming as if she wasn't gone for a month

>>76644409
Its funny because those arent often all that accurate but gura wouldnt ever know that

>>76644424
Still trying, sister?

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76643993
samen

>>76644409
need an app that recognizes gura's butthole when i take a picture of it, and the app uses AI to confirm that it is indeed Gura's butthole.

>>76644424
Stop chudposting

that fucking loud sound effect, every time

>jaffa
Someone post it

She has 100% oplayes this before, hasn't she?

>>76644424
you can't even imagine how totally okay with this i am. you can't even fathom.

Baguraette honhonhon

/ggg/ mention.

>gura's got a gun
>ggg

>>76644618

>>76644570
such a shame it turned out the fat guy from the yogscast was a pedo

>>76644581
yeah the icey one.

Gura has syncope and pica.

>>76644363
That's the second best area after her cunny

Gura has to try something at least once. She has eaten soil.

i want to stick my finger in Gura's butt dirt, and then stick it in my mouth. To test the PH level.

Goobidy
Boobity
Gooba

>>76644766
i've got something she can try once.

Gura has imposter syndrome and asbergers

The AI lady reminds me of MGS5

BWAMAMAMAM
Inteintegratingrating newnew PDPDA datadata.

Gura has period cramps and constipation.

Gura must ingest everything once which also means she would try swallowing cum.

>>76644570
I only know jaffa from stargate

>>76644992
Yeah, mine.

>>76644958
dude i want to deepthroat gura's constipated period shits.

>>76644992
>would try
>would
lmao

>>76645011
I'm talking about the gay nigger santa

>I Hate Everything reference
>Cold Ones reference
yeah the time she didn't stream she was probably on youtube mindlessly consuming

Gura doesn't want anyone else to take my seed, she will kill them to protect my seed.

>>76645011
Was that the black guy with branding on his forehead? That nigga look like Morpheus fr

Gura is playing the game with me

It's late, but she's still having fun.

Gura has small tits and no ass.

She's coming for my seeds

yeah, mine

Gura is coming for your seed.

Gura is coming for my seed

>I'm coming for your seed

>>76645323
perfect...

>>76645323
How does she fard and poop then retard?

>>76645043
Yes, yes we get it. We all know shes my wife and does sexy things with me.

>>76645404
thats why her tail gets progressively larger over time

>>76645404
Her pee is stored in her balls. You do the math.

Gura has a moon.

>pretends to be shy and sweet on stream, while raping the rest of hololive with her shark cocks in both holes on a daily basis
How does she keep getting away with it?

God she's being so cute and playful, I love her.

gura I can't hold my poop anymore

>>76645323
Are you trying to give me a boner?

Gura is so lost and can't find way back to portal. She might just swim back.

>>76645607
I love how cute the ebi little legs are. So cyute

>>76645078
who?

>>76645624
Just use a diaper like me, I'm sure mommy Gura will change my diaper when she's done streaming.

>>76645204
yes, teal'c, but not all jaffa are black

>back to the past like I’m samurai Jack

>>76645739
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJ1tTGjyS0

gura is brain fried

>>76645624
You still haven't shit?

>>76645870
kek

God my stream watching stamina is so low after all these breaks.

No swimming back. We finally found the portal.

>>76645747
I really am going to shit my pants if she goes much longer, and pants are a little like a diaper.
>>76645895
no!

>>76645929
my attention span always dies after 3 hours

4hours tskr

Gura still hasn't used the toliet yet after drinking so much coffee? How does she hold it in?

>>76645984
just take your phone with you, it shouldn't take longer than 5-10 minutes

>>76646058
My phone is in the other room!

probably ending soon but hopefully she reads sc for a little bit

>>76645984
Enjoy your shiddy pants, stinky butt.

Is stargate good? I always thought it looked like a mix between doctor who and battle star galactica

>>76646054
her pee crystals are growing nicely...

>>76646058
>it shouldn't take longer than 5-10 minutes
Uh oh, so thats where the blood is from

>>76646054
She drank like 2 sips and the main thing is it got cold and hot coffee does a better job at making you go.

I am feeling extremely tense and paranoid tonight chumbies, as though sleep paralysis demons are lurking just out of sight around every corner...
If tonight is somehow the last night I post /here/, I want you all to know that I had a good time. Even through all the arguments and threadshitting, it was fun. I shall cherish these tender memories forever in my heart, and hold onto them with all my might as I pass from this life into the next. My only request is that someone might do me the honor of keeping my ritualposts going - you will know the ones, should they suddenly disappear one day
I love Gura, and I love you too, chumbies. God save us all

>>76646208
>and hot coffee does a better job at making you go
Really? Why?

>>76646247
It’s not even the witching hour yet. Chill

>>76646135
I was always back and forth on it but it got moments. Still prefer Farscape from the same era though

>>76646135
I liked watching it a lot when I was growing up

she'd never be able to handle a true 6DoF game.

Gura in swimsuits underwater does things to me.

>>76646296
It doesn’t. You’re replying to a retard, chumbie.

How long has it been since Gura shid her pants last?

>>76646160
Dont fall for the meme. You are supposed to rela on the bathroom and read for long periods of time or you arent a man

>>76646247
LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>76646419

>>76646446
Do glorpy farts count? WHere you get a stinky shitty butt but it's not enough to reach the pants?

>>76646470
>for long periods
Sitting on the toilet for a long time is how you get hemorrhoids.

>>76646054
Shat her pants, that’s what the weird noises are from

>>76646446
Gura doesn't wear pants

>>76646534
How the hell are you supposed to make time to read national geographic then?

I'm starting to think Gura actually had her streaming setup done in her bathroom.

>>76646419

>>76646534
I got hemorrhoids from not eating enough fiber and being constipated for too long, so every time it DID come out it did damage

>has like 4 things she still wants to do

>>76646520
If shid exits her butt while she's not on the toilet it counts.

My toilet is still blocked from the shit that I took last night. I think it might be fucked.

>>76646617
No, I'm under her and she pees into my mouth. With all the coffie she's had, her pee is extra spunky.

>>76646713
Mario has been preparing you for this all your life boy. You have to plunge that toilet and fix it

Your kidney's turn to spongebob from drinking salt water? How horrifying.

How does Gura make me so happy? I'm miserable without her.

gura wants to get probed

>>76646957
Yeah by me

>>76646957
By me.

>>76646926
its more just dehydration. Your kidneys cant make the salt water less salty, so to filter the excess salt you piss more than you drink and die.

>>76646928
same desu how does she do it? and why does life have to take her away from me so often?

no chance she plays this again

>>76647009
Filtrate my beloved

nyooooo...

salvador noooooooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>some commenter ended the stream with a post

welp. no sc reading

yeah BD live

>inb4 merch

I'm pretty sure gura doesn't drunk enough water and that's why she bearly pees. Or she just gets off of streaming when she has to pee because she's embarrassed to pee during streams.

>>76646345
>>76646472
Okay you guys made me chuckle, helped to relieve the tension a bit
Thanks anons :)

>>76646816
I don't actually own a plunger. I tried poking it with a brush but it only made it worse.

Gura’s revealing her “thingy!”

GURA'S GONNA REVEAL HER THINGY

I told you faggots she just sits around watching TV and doing weird hobbies all day

She's got a not outfit reveal and another thing. Gura going to bed. Coffee didn't work.

>salty buds btfo

I wish she would stop thanking us for waiting if she's not proper back. Like idk, it implies she's "here now" but it's never true

I miss her already...

yikes...

>>76647216
She's just like me fr fr......

>>76647206
>>76647214
I can’t wait to see her penis

im the emperor of /ggg/

CHOTTO MATTE

>>76647321
onahole...

she's gonna show her cunny

shark sex

>>76647216
This is now news or unkown.

I MISS GURA!!!!!!!!!!

that was my super chat im sorry everyone

see you in 2 months

Chotto matte song is tripping me up

>>76647278
>>76647371
Aim better next time.

We got a chotto matte song before she left.

I started the first /ggg/ thread

>>76647443
She loves me, me specifically

I love her so much...

>>76647443
Love her

>>76647367
not*

I sure hope no one here SCd her. That would suck.

I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING!

anyone else hear the fucking smoke detector beep?

Wait, I missed it. Why didn't she do a superchat reading?

>>76647443
wub gooba

>No member badge.
Maybe she'll just make it a 4 year badge.

>ran away without SC reading

what a bitch

She actually thinks people were "patient". This is the mindset yesbuds have enabled.

Rate the Stream

>>76642075
there is something very arousing about this image

>>76647533
Because it's almost 1am

Ah well, back to my other favorites until she returns

>>76647504
Fauna is the strongest chumbie there is. She got Gura's permission to play Gura in the Gura musical

That was a very cute, lovely, fun stream.
Feeling alright, chumbies? I am.

i hope she comes back for good, this stream only made me remember why i loved her, i don't want to wait another 2 months...

>>76647590
3/10
regular stream, -2 for no SC reading

Messing with niji?
Messing with doko?
>thinking gura cares about anything outside of myth, and even then
OF COURSE IT IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I AM PEEING AND POOPING AT TEH SAME TIME AS GURA

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>76647590
7/10, pretty classic gura reactions but nothing new

>>76647590
I am a lot less miserable/10

>>76647590
8/10

>>76647590
10/10. Gura is king

>>76647590
I love her so much/10

>>76647590
I can sleep in peace/10

God i love her so much

See you guys same time next month for the thingy and the other thing

>>76647699
It was ok. Due to like, 80% of Gura's streams this year being her crafting shit in a tropical setting my brain is getting tired of it though

>>76647590
Mommy is putting me to bed now/10

Great stream, but now I'm tired and gonna go to sleep. Have a good one, chumbies.

>>76647590
I can postpone my suicide

>>76647799
sleep well gamer

>>76646648
fuuuuck i might have hemmeroids

Tried to do a raid but couldn't figure out how lol

>>76647799
>>76647797
>>76647761
sharkdreams

>>76647633
well too bad
you know as good as me that she will disappear for weeks again

>>76647590
10/10 I still love her more than anything

0! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 0!!!

>>76647832
If you have a swollen lump in your ass you might have, eat more fiber and drink more water so your poop is smoother when it comes out

So how long until you get withdrawal?

Child

i only caught the end. How were her presence/motivation levels this month?

"soon" she said
lmaoooooo

Gura is going to give me her moon, later virginbuds.
https://youtu.be/MCH5VHtF1bY?t=13373

>>76648080
gura is going to moon all of us... she dropped a hint that's the thing she's revealing it's her BUTT

my wife

>>76647984
right now, im jonesing man

>>76647820
Dont do it bro. I need manpower for the civil war if we are gonna take over the magic kingdom and turn into Guras post-apocalyptic empire

>>76648025
sexo
>>76648106
too lewd

No joke am in a bit of belief this time's one off was subnautica of all things and missed what she said after. Did she give a date for the "thingy"?

Huh the shitposting in the threads wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
But I guess they'll be coming in now.

>>76647984
1-2 weeks for me

I forgot I make soundposts from the first stream.

>>76648165
>too lewd
you gayfish

>>76648052
she was surprisingly energetic, and it wasn't just from drinking coffee, she will do accessory reveal and maybe model 2.0 streams or something soon

>>76647984
I think it's going to be worse for me this go since I know she is just chilling at home. There are no copes available to me this time.

I really liked the feet mention btw it was great.

>>76648106
>"Earth has 1 moon, right? I don't know anything about planets."
My absolutely retarded wife...

>>76648067
Reminder that "soon" means "in at least 4 weeks"

So now that Cover USA is a thing is it possible that the lack of Gura streams is because her and Ame are in charge of it? Especially if she was motivated to do it due to the power struggle with Omega before she killed it

I will soundpost for you if you tell me what you want

Even as I type this I know I probably need meds but that thank you see you later at the end seemed oddly impersonal, I felt like a passing grey or something. Time to catch up on the first two hours.

>>76648369
when gura said "I'm coming for your seed"

>>76645167
???

>>76648369
This please: >>76648106
I want to keep the time Gura said she'd give me her moon.

>>76648006
Lorb gooba

>>76648175
No, but it will probably be the usual birthday stuff

>>76648197
Always love me some new shark noises. What a child she is.

SO, what was this all about? just a random stream out of nowhere for no reason and thats it?

>>76648369
https://youtu.be/MCH5VHtF1bY?t=7834
The "I may be dumb" please.

>>76648349
Gura isn't even a Cover employee

and so another drought begins

>>76648755
this was the "I didn't come back JUST to shill" stream. Next stream will be the shill stream btw. Grudgepost me all you want.

Gura has too much movement tech

>>76648349
What is this fag yapping about?

>>76647590
10/10

>>76648899
Gura killed Omega and took over Hololive EN with Ame handling the tech. Yagoo made it official recently

Why do my thighs hurt after my pushup reps

I knew this is exactly how things would be, that she'd have nothing to say about being gone and act like it hasn't been a month since she streamed, yet I still can't help but feel a little disappointed. At least she gave us a vague heads up about upcoming reveals. It's something.

>>76648973
and then you woke up and took your pills

>>76648864
nah, she's doing some kind of accessory or model 2.0 reveal, then collab with Kiara, then birthday

This hole was made for me.

>>76649025
No

>>76648616
turns out I clipped more but they were just on catbox, not made to soundposts
https://files.catbox.moe/3o70hy.mp4
this is the only one I can find right now.

>>76649024
You watched the whole stream just to complain? Thanks for the view chumbie

>>76649007
You’re holding yourself up with your thighs too, fitnessbud. Also nice squib

So why was she drinking coffee at 11:45 PM just to end the stream an hour later?

>>76648369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY&t=9915s
The stalkers don't like Gura.

>>76649024
Wow, no shit. Its totally not like this is like she always acted after being gone for weeks and months

>>76649161
she wanted to have more energy for our private time after the stream

>>76649161
Shitty Japanese meetings.

>>76649161
You’re presuming she has a healthy lifestyle?

Are those new likes?

>>76649161
I know gura has to do bullshit meetings in the middle of the night but in my case coffee puts me to sleep.

>>76648899
Gura is using her stream money to instigate a hostile take over of cover and to "rid the world of these homos".

>>76649024
This.
It just means she's hiding why she isn't streaming.

>>76649252
I don't think so

>>76649252
Smoke em while you got em either way, I think they're going poof soon unless I was misinformed.

>>76649252
>>76649298
The top 2 are new unless my likes were/are fucked up.

>>76649252
No. She liked them about 15 minutes before she showed up in prechat before the stream.

Its the weekend but I feel so sleepy already.

>>76649375
pretty sure an anon said she did likes before the stream and it was those

She will never go back to streaming regularly again.

>>76649456
Oh, I missed that post, probably that then.

>>76649134
Ignore it, if you haven't noticed there's a bunch of fags doing the "woe is me" act coming in here already.
Be happy, love my shark, and sleep well.

I do have to say, it's honestly kind of impressive how she can just get right back into streaming so easily. It's almost like she just blips out of existence when she stops streaming then randomly phases back in and no time has passed for her.

>>76649470
this is regular
shes been doing it longer than she hasnt

>>76648415
This, please, I need it.

>>76649506
True. I'm feeling very full after today.

https://files.catbox.moe/7kfwfe.png
this throat was made for me

>did not even mention the new badges once
this is getting fucking tiring

>>76649256
>>76648899

https://cover-corp.com/en/news/detail/20240312-01

The Shark controls everything

>>76649297
Chronic diarrhea

>>76648369
The part where Gura gives Fauna permission to be Gura in Gura the Musical

>>76648369
https://youtu.be/MCH5VHtF1bY?t=16870
Gura's way of thanking her patient fans was particularly poetic this time. I would like it as a soundpost.

>>76649617
hot

>>76649707
She really is just like me frfr

>>76649827
I would prefer not having it as a soundpost because this may be the first time I've heard her address it and have it sound like she 200% doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I don't want to be thanked for being patient, I either want her to be around more, or just officially make a statement that this is how things will be from now on. No more false hope that she'll ever stream often again.

Chumbies I request a free (You)

>>76650123
that would be ideal, unfortunately this world sucks and we must suffer greatly until it's over

>>76650119
She isn't thanking you, anti.

>>76650331
dozo

>>76650331
どうぞ

>>76642075
So how long we hibernating this time gamers?

>>76650331
Here you go.

Fauna and Gura should do more collabs with each other. I want to increase the amount of GurFauna images I have

>>76650522
Probably not for too long since there's collabs and reveals planned for the near future, but after that I bet nothing until her birthday.

I know no chumbie would come in here literally right after a Gura stream and start acting all doomy like that.
You can stop pretending to be chumbies.

>>76650400
She objectively was and did, because she thanked everyone there watching for being there after so long, and I was there. But seriously, it sounded off to me. This is all you're getting out of me tonight, haven't been threadshitting all night prior to this and I'm not gonna continue it from here.

>>76650577
Although they both like each other, it's pretty obvious that they decided it's for the best if they don't collab together. Don't bother them about it.

>>76650597
>reveals planned for the near future
Not to be a downer, but she mentioned the reveals during her last stream and then did nothing for a month.

>>76650617
Its funny because they didn't actually watch the stream.

>>76642248
>Guy doesn't at least have a tan
Fake. My goobah would never.

>>76650331
Gotcha chumbie

>>76650642
Who do you think I am anon? I wouldn't mind more collabs though

>>76650698
retard

made this one first cause i liked it

>>76650331
I'm feeling generous tonight.

>>76649328
They just makes your likes private by default. You can still toggle it back to public from what I understood.

>>76650824
Nice

>>76650824
I like it too, thanks

>>76650824
Gura rizz

>>76650824
This sex symbol is seducing me.

i hope the artists draw gura mooning us

>>76650872
I like this soundpost

>>76650781
Gura should collab with panko

>>76650123
Do you really think Cover wants her to say that she is basically soft retired? People would move on.

>>76651032
Aint that girl a koronesuki?

>>76651123
I believe so

>>76650857
but will Gura do that?

>>76650824
I imagined this and then I blew air out through my nose

>>76651032
panko manko?

>>76648778

>>76651242
Confirmed.
Fauna is the strongest chumbie and fembud.

>>76651345

>>76651239
You could always remind her or management will do it for her, like they did with redirects.

>>76651351

>>76651329
Panko manKOOOO

>>76651345
She's always so hard on herself... I can save her, I can protect her!

Oh right, before I forget I saw some of you fags complaining about your stream watching stamina, you are the only ones who truly deserve scorn. Feistybuds, patientbuds, weakbuds, strongbuds, whatever, it's you fags who are the true losers. When the day of the twelve hour hole digging stream comes I will laugh at every single one of you on upon throne of caffeine.

>>76648415
>>76649554

>>76651623
Yeah, I always find the people complaining about that so pathetic and annoying. Just fall asleep to the stream and watch the VOD in the morning or something.

>>76651791

>>76651351
Sex with the strongest fembud while Gura watches

>>76651986
Oyasame

>>76651986
goob morning
>>76651791
yeah, mine

>>76648480
going to bed now
oyasame

>>76652097
>doesn't include the Proof? and her laugh
REMAKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE UP DAMN IT

>>76651994
>>76652097
Goob night buds

>>76651986
sleep tight buddy

>>76652156
fine, here

>>76652469

>>76652470
Imagine explaining this to friends or family
I kneel

>>76651242
Do you draw these chumbie? These always make me happy.

>>76652630
nah, that's from mittsu

>>76652630
I'm not sure if he posts them himself here, but they're from Advarcher