/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

FILIAN WINS

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Lobcorp soon.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>76634948
nigga you beat me by like 0.2sec wtf

>>76634897

When is Saya up on wrestletuber?

Would you cut a hole above Pippa's bed and drop goo on her?

Pippa should do this on the cross company Minecraft server.
https://youtu.be/v-XW72XN2dk?

>>76635267
now

Ojisan bros we can't stop winning

Consider.

>>76635267
Now,
And surprisingly, her tummy doesn't hort yet!

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Saya on the tele

saya (awkward)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s

I just got back, what happened, who's 30?

I'm just now watching pippa and what I'm seeing from this movie is so confusing I feel like I'm going schizophrenic

Why does every vtuber have some weird old man fetish? Only ever met one girl irl who did, yet nearly every vtuber does

Saya is really hitting it off with these guys...

>>76635639
Pippa wants to fuck mid 30's men.

>>76635519
THAT'S NOT SANITARY

Saya about to fight a homostar

wtf saya is flirting with that male

>>76635689
daddy issues

>>76635492
What did she say this time?

>>76635702
So me?

>>76635702
I changed my name to "mid 30's men" btw.

>>76635700
one of her favorite games is league of legends and she collabed with people all the time in the late days

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

>10 years too old for Hime
>10 years too young for Pippa
>too white for Uruka
>not enough of an engineer for jelly
Hold me.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y719IsP-kU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gveEvBKFkfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ab8mDCzan4

https://wheelofnames.com/2ak-fyk
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

The honor of Phase Connect rests on Saya.

the idea:
>saya should just not say anything
the execution:
>saya walks right up to him and says
>"i have nothing to say to you, faggot"

Saya sounds so different

>>76635743
Pretty sure she was flirting with Juna.

>>76635182
You're slowing down, old man...

To be fair, dragons are pretty scary, I would stutter too.

>>76635810
Become obese so you can be big enough for Muyu.

>>76635689
Mid 30s isn't old.

>saya talking to a non-dog non-family male in the last year

...why is saya's wrestler attractive?

>>76635834
gigabased, i rest my case

>>76635881
I'd rather deepthroat a shotgun than get fat.

>>76635917
You're in too deep, sayamander

>>76635917
Anon...?

>>76635810
you can do better than an internet woman

>>76635889
Lol
Lmao

The poll chose Saya to win.

>>76635889
halfway to death

>>76635917

>>76635810
You could be literally anything and work for Dizzy.

>>76635978
where

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAYAAAAAA

>>76635769
But all the ones I watch here had good dads.

>>76635810
shit what do I have to do to get Airi? Be super fit?

FROM HELL

>it's not a phase
it's not a phase
>it's not a phase
it's not a phase

holy based

>>76635626
I thought Doki was commentating
Who are these fags?

Total Saya Victory coming right up

>>76636049
I found Digimon Frontier mid as fuck I feel like that's an automatic disqualifier.
>>76635978
I mean.

>>76635702
sorry pippa you are gross i wont have sex with you

saya's shirt lmao

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

I need that shirt

does saya have a pov?

>remi ignores the homo
>saya immediately talks to them
Bruh

>>76636127
As per her shadow contract she had to "Rotate out" and let the homo's take the stage.

>>76636049
I refuse to pretend to like digimon

>>76635702
She's doing it already

me

>>76636028
>dying in your 60s
Lol

This girthstink has no girth

>>76636111
Airi arguably has the most difficult barrier of entry for one of >Us.
Be genuinely funny.

>>76636197
Saya is competing against one, Wemi just had them as commentators

uh oh saya is jobbing

SHE STARTED SUCKING HIS DICK IMMEDIATELY

>>76635810
>>not enough of an engineer for jelly
Finally, a reason to finish my degree.

SAYA DO SOMETHING

Surely this thread will be better!

even wrestler Saya is ultra lazy

>>76636197
do people really not know about her PL stuff by now

>>76635810
Don't worry anon, you still have Clar-
Oh wait... Are you alive, too? Tough luck buddy.

>>76636343
Body hort please understand.

Damn nice parry

>>76636334
>>76635810
I should show Jelly my chemistry setup.

>>76636360
Cuckposters don't actually care man, it's just 2 dudes baiting over and over

>>76636293
she was also ignoring them in the pre fight interview thing

hello phase connect general
Since they are twitter friends, would you guys mind if Chio Chompo asks Pippa, Lumi, or Panko for a collab first? Or should she wait for one of them first? Should it be Pippa first since they are sisters?

this is the most accurate wrestler yet

i kneel, saya

>>76636395
>Both of them are streaming tonight
Crazy.

>>76636252
getting a laugh out of her is pretty easy, she's got a simple sense of humor, don't even need to get clever with jokes since she won't even understand them

>>76636429
ikr sometimes I feel like taking a vacation but just infodumping everything I know on all the talents so they shut up

>>76636454
Bait later, there is streams on

>>76636435
No she wasn't

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>76636454
>expecting Pippa to reach out
Come now.

>>76636542
She was.

>>76636127
doki and mint did the first bracket and half of the second one, these guys are doing the other half. they rotated in just before wemi's game, but she basically ignored them. the male in saya's match seemed a little terrified and it was mostly awkward silence. wemi's interview and match were complete kino, however.

>>76636454
fuck off

>>76636454
Weird bait, but ask anyone other than Pippa, otherwise she'll probably ignore the DM.

>>76636395
>>76636495
LOL they are both streaming

they're just slapping each other

>>76636454
Pippa is too socially useless to initiate anything.

The thread is taking this better than expected

THE BITCHSLAP

the upskirts from the disgusting male's wrestler is the worst part

>>76636680
Cause Wemi handled it like a champ.

We'll get em next time fellas

phase connect fucking rolled
for shame

it's over...

Wrestling hort

>>76636127
>Sets up a whole big collab, hype for the whole vtubing community!
>It's nothing but a homoshill stream
One day, I will castrate omegatroon

>job connect

Expected result from lazy saya

OHNONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT WE SUCK, FUCK, GOD DAMMIT, CAN WE JUST GET A FUCKING WIN

Phase connect got raped like that sweltering summer of '93

Phase Connect loses again. Why do we always lose in these community events?

our girls lost...

Sorry she hit her 1hr stream limit and had to tap out

Phase jobbed....

jobbed...

>>76636395
>>76636643
>>76636495

Even Ayame streamed today too

#TWAINOUT
FUCK TWAIN

So this is the power of a dragon blacksmith

>>76636799
>omegatroon
Blame Doki, she loves shilling homos. This is nothing new.

>octavio begging for interaction
>saya just ignoring him
>literally says like 2 words
>just laughs
you know what ill take that

Poor Saya. Total Phase submission

>>76636984
Saya is one of the funniest Phase members, she just needs to stream more

>>76636454
Not sure what you'd want from a crummy corpo like us but broadly speaking you'd want to go
-Panko (if your chuuba can make the times Panko is active in that's a huge huge HUGE bonus since most everyone is active burger or JST times)
-Lumi (she likes lolis and she likes having 'projects')
-Pippa (this needs a male-level of constant badgering in order to work)

Lumi might reach out. The other two you'll have to ask.

Saya is reading the thread
Say something

>idol jobbed
>phase jobbed
THEY ARE

To be perfectly blunt and fair to Doki and even the males it seems everyone was well aware of Remi's keyfabe and preferences and respected it, so no yab was committed. Even though I don't watch Doki because she collabs with males by default I'm still glad she left all that Niji bullshit behind and is genuinely thriving. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders. I genuinely had no idea how this could've been done in a way that preserves Remi and her appeal but it all worked out. She did great and everything was done properly. I think this also adds to Doki's reputation in a small way on top of the big effect hosting and organizing this sort of even does.

>Saya and Wemi out day 1
Thank god I don't have to watch this again tomorrow.

>Wemi
>blatantly ignores homos

>Saya
>Too lazy to actively reciprocate homo interaction

Phase sweep 2-0 in my books

I'm pretty sure I've been here watching the movie the entire time, but I have no idea what the fuck is going on and it makes more sense that I've just been blacking out periodically, someone give me a quick run down on the plot

Who watches or used to watch wrestling? That was fun as hell back in the day, I wish I still had the time to watch

>>76636842
>lose matches
>win interviews
SOVL

>>76635862
Fucking eel...

>>76636888
We just need Shion to stream now.

>>76637069
IN LOVE
(somebody post Aviel and Sakana sloppily kissing)

>>76637112
why even bother with it if this is how you're gonna handle it is my question tho

>>76637068
i don't speak to whores so no

Wait just one fucking minute here...
You faggots actually believed in Saya? Have I gone mad? Am I in bizarro/ pcg/? What the fuck?

Black helicopters fly over my house every night. One time a guy fell out. I asked him if he was able to move. He only gasped. I drew a swastika on his forehead and went back inside to sleep.

>>76637194

I wish we had Mint and Doki for the Remi match, that would've been fun

>why aren't /pcg/ more upset about this!?
>why aren't you taking my honest criticisms!?
>this is so so grim! how can't you see it?!?

brothers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>76637240
Everyone else is watching Pippa.

>>76637260
I feel like Mint would have liked Wemi

>>76637130
I never liked and still don't, I'm only here because Doki did it.

>>76637017
>there is actual Saya poron being made

>>76637240
No, I just thought it would be fucking comical if she raped everyone and had to do an interview like that 10 more times.

>>76637297
teabagging pov

>>76637041
I wish she would
Saya has so much potential but very little will

I'm going wrestle Saya now.

>>76637297
SAG HEX

>Pippa streaming
>90% decrease in antis
curious

Saya made the dream hort movement. I'm proud of her.

>>76637290
we should aspire to be more like Saya, not giving a shit, barely acknowledging schizos

saya should phase out for this dishonor

>>76637227
Still joining and ignoring the homos is the most based thing to do. I still don't understand if Wemi tallked to them a little or not, because if so I must've missed it.

>>76636499
It's nice hearing her laugh at my dumb comments every now and then.

Phasebros... All we can do is root for Filian now.

>>76637297
pcgia bros are fast

>>76637504
0 words spoken to a male

>>76637297

>>76637449

>>76637068
>Saya is reading the thread
I don't believe you

>>76637227
They joined before the homos got added into it a few days before if I understand right

>>76637532
Filian is more related to phase than Lisa at this point.

>>76637449
Jim is streaming.

This is TWAIN's fault

>>76637297
throat fucking angle

>>76637504
She absolutely said something in the post match interview I swear it

>>76637449
Missing someone?

Saya's fang is really cute

>>76637504
She pretty much ignored them. If you install the dvr greasemonkey script you don't have to wait until the stream is over to see.

>>76637636
This is probably more accurate desu

>>76637297
I can't believe this is what stacked girls see EVERY DAY

>>76637347
>poron
come back when you've learned how to spell

>>76637622
True

>>76637669

jigg ongoing https://jiggie.fun/VbCXqQ

are the sequels bad, chat? they can't be worse, right?

That movie was awful.

>>76637551
The Kanata special. Based.

>>76637669
I used to think Saya was a hag and Runie was younger lol

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>76636366
Isn't this based on a page from an issue of Deadpool?

>>76637449
don't forget gooba

Im sad. Now what?

>>76637489
Don't say that. What if she saw that comment read it, and it happened. You'd feel pretty bad, wouldn't you annoan?

I am too dumb for this, explain the movie to me /pcg/

>>76635810
>10 years too old for Hime
tbf has Hime ever said what her ideal age for a guy is?
>10 years too young for Pippa
ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M IN HER STRIKE ZONE BABY

>>76637319
In the end, we can only imagine what could have been

>>76637992
SAW boomer edition

>>76637918
No, I would feel great.
My oshi doesn't have friends or coworkers only femsimps and enemies.

>>76637740
No way filian did this

>>76636049
I genuinely like Digimon and it's probably my favorite franchise, but Dizzy barely talks about Digimon at all.

>>76637992
Guy loses his wife in surgery, decides to murder those he feels are at fault for her death.

>>76637992
Man lost his wife (i think) and his voice cause of the doc and others, he gets his revenge in the theme of biblical curses before entombing himself with his wife.

>>76636049
Doesn't she has insane standards outside of the lol digimon stuff? Like she wants someone who can afford a house in a prime Vancouver location with 2 cars and everything?

>>76638020
Isn't Hime only interested in dating other chinks?

>>76637319
She would. Both are massive and genuine weebs for one, that alone would give them a lot of stuff to talk about.

>>76637297
>>76637658
you just know dizzy would be into it

>>76638163
>>76638020
It's a joke on her being way too much into shota, I think

>>76638137
I watch Dizzy often, and I've never hear her say that. Seems like something people just repeat without evidence.

>>76637551
I knew she could thread that needle

>>76637489
it's weird remembering she entered this as a pretty famous veteran and not as a dark horse looking for exposure

>>76638163
Only if they match her skin tone

>>76637918
no she should phase out

>>76638235
>being way too much into shota
wrong phaser

>wise cracking female Asian dwarf

>>76638137
Notice how there's no catboxes or soundposts for that presumed requirement despite how often it gets repeated?
Ask yourself why.
The real answer is that she's not pretty & young enough for how emotionally demanding she is.

Why is Pippa such a pussy ass bitch now

>>76638163
Hime loves stupid white boys

I wish to see the female Asian dwarf.

Why do you waste time like this, talking like teenage girls about love and useless delusions?
NONE of you are marrying Phase girls.

>>76638417
Sorry she didn't show the racist movie so you could report her to twitch cucks to get her banned.

>>76638163
>Isn't Hime only interested in dating other chinks?
No, she is only interested in dating people as light-skinned or lighter than her. Chinese or otherwise.

>>76638345
wemi is nothing if not smart, self-aware, and cautious

>>76638400
Jelly is so cute it's criminal

BIX NOOB
>plz don b rassis

>>76638511
>love and useless delusions
Best KyoAni show!!

>>76638511
Its fun

>>76638345
she literally responded to one of them though

>>76638567
It's true

>>76638417
>now
She always has been. She used to sperg out about the word oriental because she thought it would get her banned.

>>76638511
We're going to improove

>>76638511
>NONE of you are marrying Phase girls.
you're not but i will

>>76638511
Because we wish to be beautiful little girls and this gives adult men an ephemeral and precarious way to experience life as the superior lifeform - the little girl.

>>76638511
>NONE of you are marrying Phase girls.
I know...

>>76638511
>NONE of you are marrying Phase girls.
I am.

>>76638511
Worng

>>76638417
shes been buck broken by fish and management
phase has crushed the spirit from pippa, they're keeping her around since she is a huge source of income and are good at convincing her she needs them and because shes a womanchild she probably does but its at a great detriment to us

>>76638347
At this point, she is a dark horse looking for exposure.

>>76638793
stfu moot

>>76638866
>us

>>76638861
>Worng

>>76638511
Delusions are the only thing going on in my life

>>76638417
always was this has always been a grift for her

>>76638866
>us

>>76638672
When? I'm using the script anon suggested a few posts above and I can't still find it. I guess you are just fucking with me.

>>76638866
>she probably does but its at a great detriment to us
You're such a ginormous faggot holy shit, kill yourself

>>76638417
>now
>>76638866
>crushed the spirit from pippa
She's always been like this, I can say that as the the one going through all the old clips to make the video. She likes edgy jokes, not actual racism like older movies had. Thats never changed.

>>76637636
>>76638563

>>76638511
My chances of marrying Runie are low, but certainly higher than zero.

>>76638918

I can turn off the wrestling now, right?

>>76638918
>he doesnt know

>>76638511
I’m already married to my oshi

i'm printing off shitpost images to stick up around offkai at random
give me some stuff /pcg/

>>76639104
i turned it off the moment saya lost

>>76639104
do you enjoy watching homos?

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76638511
I'm never marrying any girl so might as well enjoy the ride!

why the hell has nobody been streaming today

>>76639147

>>76639120
He posted the smug panko I like the most though so its fine

>>76639073

>>76639248
Woman post.

>>76638071
>israel

>>76639147
phase connect interlinked

>>76639147

>>76639147
I'll check raresecret x for memes

>>76639120
>>76639096
I don't watch lesbians

>>76639147

>>76636111
Grant her citizenship through marriage.

>>76639147
Consider.

>>76635917
her model was made /here/

>>76639199

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639301
I am Keven "h20" Sakana and I am once again requesting you to delete this fucking image

>>76639328
Your loss

>>76639147
>>76639325
Here

>>76639147

>>76639147
interlinked interlinked

>>76639147

Has Pippa stopped watching asmongold ever since he made that findom/cuckold OF girl his girlfriend?

>>76639328
Cringe but okay

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76636454
Ask Nyana first

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639327

>>76639505
Yeah.

>>76639505
Pippa defend him

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639505
She watched them buy his chair on stream, I assume she still watches clips.
https://files.catbox.moe/rarwax.mp4

>>76639470
Do sheep bleat if you take them anally?

>>76639465
say something nice about your wife

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639588
>Pippa defend him

>>76639470
Catbox please?

>>76639147
old but gold

>>76639661
Back to /jong/ with you.

>>76638163
I'm not saying Hime has a Queen of Hearts tattoo...but I'm implying it.

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76639753

I just went to /mans/, why the fuck do they have a prayer as their first post?

>>76639147

>>76639147
Put this one up above another poster.

>>76639147
do it pussy

Can't believe that guy shot lumi

>>76639715
https://files.catbox.moe/nc4ui9.png

>>76637041
>>76637423
I hear this but I can't really tell. I saw her debut, and a couple of early streams, she seems fine, but the not streaming part is very damning. She also doesn't look like she has a lot of potential

>>76639899
It's not a prayer it's a proclamation of neutrality.

These are some weirdly British cowboys

>>76639912
i will
i've already got some phase friend hitler stuff ready too

What are (you) watching rn (right now)?

>>76639973
all you have to do is watch her streams and she eats your soul and you become her thrall

>>76639645
Does Pippa not know the term "Bull"

>>76640068
South Africa

>>76637347
Pankophile....

>>76639973
she doesn't, people don't change usually, shes destined to spiral and graduate, don't invest time and emotional energy in a lost cause and focus on the chuubas in phase who like streaming

>>76639899
Why don't we

>>76638417
>now
Pippa likes edgy jokes but it's clear she's never liked actual racism.

>>76640125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8dKcXBcYT0
Phase Friend Nova

>>76639899
You telling me they get the 10 commandments but all we get is fuckin' michiposter?

>>76640125
Blade Runner with Shiori. Ford just did the thing.

>>76639147

>>76640231
Is that not good enough?

>>76639943
That's a big hat.

>>76640231
Well yes...

>>76639943
Thanks
Catbox isn't working rn, so I'll have to check later

>>76639899
They're telling all the newfags and tourists to not go start shit in /stars/

>>76638918

>>76639147
Stick this in a bunch of places that would seem appropriate.

>>76640359
anytime, anon

good jigging

>>76639147

>>76639147

>>76638511
You don't know that, they have to marry SOMEONE if they marry at all

>>76640125
Half Pippa, half the stove.

>>76634897
>>76635184
NOW (Literally right now)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Watchalong: The Jackals)
https://www.twitch.tv/pippa

SOON
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 35m | Lobotomy Corporation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OypZPqyiJCU
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 2h35m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1zOL_6AEQ8

LATER
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 5h35m | TBD Game) Assuming she wakes back up
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (10:00UTC | 6h35m | Cooking: Creamy Shrimp and Tomato Pasta)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilszq9z_7Tc
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 7h35m | Earth Science: Canada)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSlirKZh6I

Notes:
>Nasa may stream today :D
>Loki will guerilla today
>Muyu is on guerilla schedule for the next week
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Lia & Shiina

>>76639147

>>76640287
>Ford did the thing
Wait she's actually watching the old one?

>>76640459
This list made me laugh so fucking hard when it was first posted

>>76639147
this

>>76640125
shork

>>76640520
Holo does good market research.

>>76640551
what

>>76640125
Half Pippa, half the shark.

>>76639147

>>76639753
>I have been discovered
Riichi, motherfucker!

>>76639899
We are getting outdone by fags
>>76631172

>>76640520
Yeah she's curious about it

>>76640125
half hat salesman half Pippa

>>76640551
You get me bro I fucking knew it was a banger

>>76640593
>Pippa brown

>>76640459
I thought Saya is white?

>>76640611
Don't shoot, I surreder!

>>76640231
christianity is made up jewish bullshit

>>76640459
>>76640551

I love mommy Runie and her eternally bubbling pot of seafood gumbo.

>>76640624
that wouldn't do anything here, people would just argue about rituals and the commandments

Ni Ni friends. Head hort. I hope tomorrow I'll be less sick

>Pippa describing shit she herself does
lol

>>76640651
nevermind i read your post as "that list made me so fucking hard"

>>76640125
wrasslin'

>>76640624
That's a nice idea.

>>76640624
that's pretty fucking gay, anon

>>76640664
you were misled

>>76639287
no way