/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

michibro eeping

Lia is losing her battle to substance addiction.

What's Lia? I don't know. Lia streams and sees many things and words and she has no idea what she's looking at. And yet, what does Lia do? Does she panic? No, she can't really panic. She just does the best she can. Is she able to live in a world where she's so ignorant? Well, she doesn't really have a choice. Lia is okay even though she doesn't understand the world. You're that Lia streaming, and you're thinking to yourself, "I can figure this out." Maybe you have some Lia ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.

Lia anal

>>76599947
Lia and Mint 69ing while eating each others butts

When will management step in?

what if management steps in but they slip on a banana peel :(

>>76600423
I wish Rie would slip on a banana peel

>>76600037
How about you poop back and forth forever

>>76601802
you sicko

>>76601802
what the fuck does this mean

>>76601973
I think he means like a human centipede situation

>>76601973
It’s also typed out

))<>((

Comes from a movie. Not the centipede one.

>>76602167

>Almost none of the usual ritual posts are here
Absolutely grim

>>76602407
gato sexo

>>76602167
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)

>>76602353
>for the last couple threads anons have been saying in various ways they are taking a break from posting until lia screws her head on straight and gets back to streaming
>they mean it
Makes sense. This place does not need to be /ggg/ jr that is just a haven for loops and grim posting while the vtuber it is dedicated to is no longer streaming

>>76603626
this thread heavily depends on a few autists being in a good mood and posting a lot. you made all those autists sad and this is what happens

I thought it was pretty obvious that she was taking the week off? Were you guys waiting on streams every day?

>>76603180
Where this from?

>>76603917
she said there would be a schedule plus flayon had the collab on his schedule for today originally

>>76604008
https://x.com/IvoryyIce/status/1794461635912094207
drive link in replies for full size

I come once again to ask....
Any Lia today?

>>76604126

>>76604079
Lia never delivers on midweek schedules though, she either does it at the start or pretends that she will put one out until the next week starts

>>76604280
It wasn't midweek, she said sunday that she would put out a schedule on monday

>>76604280
Junkie behavior I hope she finally gets help.

>>76603917
>I thought it was pretty obvious
how was it obvious?

>the Clubhouse survives Advent debut, Selen drama, multiple males collabs, October/November no steams, NIJI sister invasion, 2 week Japan trip just last month
>gets wrecked by Hurricane FFXIV 1 month away from the generals 1 year anniversary

>>76605696
life in the big city

any words of wisdom during times like these?

>>76606604
>butt ending dick
Yeah, mine.

>>76604280
>>76604521
Not to derail the thread too much but yesterday I watched several clips of people talking about the downfall of the lawyerman who wanted to have Pippa on his show back in 2022. It's crazy. That lawyerman was once upon a time (late 2021, early 2022) the most superchatted streamer on Youtube outside of vtubers. Now he's a shell of himself due to cocaine use, seemingly.
It's kind of a meme to talk about Lia doing drugs and addiction; I think Lia is nowhere close to that.

>>76606604
>lia last big break
don't lie to us, cloud

>>76607080
Her last big break, as in a breakout success, she'll only stream once a month from now on to report how her ERP sessions went in FFIV

redneck beebs is chasing storms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6uM6RZ0g3g

Lia has gained at least 8 pounds in the last week due to inactivity and eating yummy treats

>>76606604

>>76607719

Lia friend Nyaru with the nice jiggly caramel brapper is redebuting with her new model

https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu

>>76608198
I hope her new model is white

>>76608520
Why do you anti? Genuine inquire.

>>76608520
you disgust me anon

>>76606604
I understand cloud, I will be strong for rinpapa

I'm guessing no collab today unless I missed an announcement?

i bet lia used to drink window cleaner when she was a kid

>>76609045
Bwo, you missed the entire stream...

>>76609045
and that's a good thing, brother.

>NIJISANJI x NBA partnership is happening
Sakana give Uncle Gary a call and lets get Phase x NHL going. Canada's #1 vtuber agency and Canada's national pastime is a match made in heaven.

>>76609359
MMA or boxing would fit Phase more.

[Good News] Lia friend Nyaru is still brown

>>76609604
Still brown, still cute.

>>76609604
The model was unveiled like 2 months ago; we already knew how she would look, but she planned to debut it around this time, Offkai

I'd give her a body and facial evaluation, if you know what I mean

reminder Nyaru said Lia is sexy irl and that she would let Lia have her way with her big caramel butt.

I hope Lia’s cat takes a piss on her bed and Lia is too doped up to realize it that she sleeps in it face first.

Anime North convention in Toronto

>>76610980
>no lia
she's graduating isn't she :(

>>76611106
blind chama...

>>76611106
???

>>76611197
>>76611208
oops

>>76611252
cute dummy

>>76610980
why can't sakana just let go of ashelia rinkou and list her as lia?
i have seen it on twitter with normies opening card packs are excited but saying "i got rinkou lets go!!!"

>>76611661
That's her name, Ashelia.
>with normies
who cares about normies?

I hope Junkoposter or any other anon takes pics of any Lia stuff at offkai and posts them

>>76610980
I don't mean to anti, but there is just something about Dizzy's cutout that makes me want to punch it and hit it with a tire iron

>>76611923
Those are potential new fans, pal.

>>76608198
Lia has the superior brapper

do you think lia has been wearing a diaper the last week so bathroom breaks dont interfere with her gaming?

>>76612677
No

>>76612677
Please kill yourself, and this time do it properly.

>>76603180

>>76614397
kek

[Lia Friend News] Neuro-sama is fighting Zentreya backstage in WrestleTuber 2024. Neuro is winning and says that she herself looks like Acclaimed Lia Friend Hulk Hogan

>>76614397
real

Mint...

i miss lia

do you think phase even knows lia has been missing for a week?

>>76616207
Sakana will notice when he flat ass doesnt show up for offkai rehearsal

>>76614774

>>76616207
there are 38 talents now it is easy for people to hide and notice notice they are skipping school, so to speak

>>76616617
not notice*

what did he mean by this? Rinmama model soon?
https://twitter.com/RooberRad/status/1794404660511744490

>>76616207
I am sure they do, they don't care too much.
It will come back to Lia in the future, probably when it comes time for the next 3D and she gets jumped in the line by girls who are newer in the company, make less money than her, and are smaller than her because they work harder than her and don't take weeks off at a time on a whim.

>>76617710
of course, we've known for a couple of months

>>76617710
Lia hard hinted a couple months ago that Rinmama rigging was coming.

>>76617710
yeah this is happening. this is the model in the middle

https://x.com/wwin3d/status/1794462195717132489

Who rigged the christmas chibis? Lia should call in a favor to get Rinmama set up

>>76618605
Clara

>>76618605
shiina drew them, clara rigged them

>>76619032
kino

Fellow non-streamer Gawr Gura is live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY

>>76617835
lia should have negotiated 3d when she re-signed her contract. bob sugar would have gotten her 3d included.

[Lia in Discord News]
꒰ა Lia ໒꒱ — Today at 7:55 PM
many fun content planned before offkai and after offkai- next week will have streams dwai

>>76620190
thank you, discord spy

>>76620190
>next week will have streams dwai
really appreciate how nonchalant she is about it
nice to see how much you care Lia!

>exclamation points
>can feel the passive agressive seethe coming off the post
mad gay boy or femanon
call it

>>76620488
nonchalantness is based

>>76620190
I want to believe.

>>76617710
the Lia & Rinmama pair can be a juggernaut and it is about time they up the ante with it. Look at the card game, a fake Rinmama mogged Sakana's official card debut.

>>76621588
Rinmama is a braphog

>>76621588
to put it in wrasslin terms: rinmama is over. lia is over. lia and rinmama together on a semi regular basis? it will draw big dimes.
there are a lot of vtuber parents, but rinmama and lia together are just different.

my ogeyrrat of the day is that Rinmama is getting rigging because when Lia moves to Japan, some of the only streams we are gonna get are Lia and Rinmama collabs once every couple weeks. This would likely be both manageable and therapeutic for Lia because this type of interaction will help with homesickness; keep them involved with eachother.

>>76623180
https://youtu.be/T7v8_sZEuZs?t=3715

at times why does it feel like Lia is one of the only zoomers in vtubing? everybody is a hag now

>>76624311
>start vtubing when it's hot in 2020 and 2021
>median age is probably 24-26
>it's been 3 or 4 years since then

>>76624311
It's because you don't watch other vtubers. There's thousands of Zoomers but none of them are Lia, that's it; she's not the only Zoomer, just the only one you care

>>76624311
because people age.
also as the gens have gone on, Sakana has hired older talents. I think the 3 youngest talents he hired are Lia, Uruka and Yuri. 25 hires later they are still the youngest

>>76625121
Erina is the youngest iirc

>>76625212
no offense to you, buddy, but that reveals you as a newfag

>>76625212
nah she's not.
she's still on the younger side of the company tho.
yuri is the single youngest that was ever hired. lia is slightly older than her, but their age is why they hit it off and why lumi/yuri never clicked. lumi herself says they could never get over the age gap between them.

>>76625427
yuri doesn't count she got fired
KWAB

Yuri existed I saw her you cannot gaslight me into thinking she was never real

>>76625786

>>76625786

>>76625121
Muyu's younger than Lia

>>76625121
Dizzy is younger than Lia

>>76625121
Lumi is younger than Lia

>>76625121
Rinmama is younger than Lia

>>76625121
Sakana is younger than Lia

>>76626379
>>76626647
wtf are you all yakking about, they’re all younger than Lia, she debuted first

>>76625121
>Sakana has hired older talents
hags are desperate, dependable and work harder for less.

they know this is it for them. even like look at lumi now who has embraced aging into a hag: even if she wants to get a real job with her degrees, the longer she continues streaming and not getting a real job using it, the less likely she will ever get hired because being 30+ with a degree you haven't used is no good. then have to explain your employment over the last 4-5 years and tell them "i was a vtuber," they are gonna laugh and hire someone fresh out of school for cheaper who is up to speed and eager. so it's like vtubing better work out to where she can save and make great money to live off of the rest of her life, because if she stays out of her originally intended field for much longer she will never get hired.

>>76626851
it will never not be funny to me that Lia has people 5-10 years older than her calling her senpai, and how uncomfortable it makes Lia

Rita Kamishiro is hosting this concert, huh?
Rie is singing at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0xO2LQ1Dk

>>76620190
I believe Lia...

OshiPush will be a success, believe!

>>76627868
who’s the girl between pippa and tenma?

>>76627443
Nyaru just raided into Rita

>>76627443
Hopefully it goes better than the time Pippa appeared on Rita's charity stream

[Good News] I had a decent fap session for the first time this week

>>76628944
share the inspiration material bro.

>>76629093
enjoy
https://nhentai.net/g/507733/

>>76629312
sicko

>>76629477
this is a lolicon friendly thread sir

>>76629312
here's is my fav, fell free to use
https://nhentai.net/g/433311/

>>76620190
did any of the yeslikers have the heart to tell her she has a waiting room up tomorrow at noon pst?

>>76629976
one posted this

>>76630456
based

yeah we're not getting a thing until company forced offkai stuff. there will be no schedule again bet/
i don't get why she just won't even stream for 1 hour a couple days to where she can rant about the game

imagine a shared document that all the Likers share their goon material in

>>76599947
Mint is cuter than Lia.

>>76629312
>>76629747
>thread that likes small butts is full of pdf files
imagine my shock

>>76632005
you seem a little lost pal, I think the place you were looking for is called twitter. you can get updoots for your virtue signaling there
https://twitter.com

>>76630970
we will see
i'm giving her until after offkai that is my limit.
post offkai should be a huge high for everybody in phase, and if she is still a zoned out and not showing any intention of streaming, i'm moving on. mind you, i started watching lia during the boba barista arc and am coming up my 2 year member anni, so i have seen my share of her struggles and her ups and downs, but not streaming because you're no lifing a game for weeks off stream is peak retardation. that or she really does have a substance abuse problem idk.

>>76632266
post membership faggot

>>76632266
>coming up on my two year anni
>believing the most retarded low effort rrats
why are you like this

>>76632358
>>76632380
because I am frustrated.

>>76632490
I understand the frustration but don't fall for retarded rrats. Lia is being stupid because she has a new hyperfixation and is on new meds. hopefully she's being real and we'll actually get some streams this week

>>76631697
>We hold these goons to be secret & undefendable; that all kinks are created equally degenerate, that from that equal creation they derive nuts inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of lia, & clarity, & the pursuit of horniness;

Any Lia VODs?
>>76606604
>watch hime
Alright, fine, jeez.

>>76632266
I'm substance btw

>>76632720
>>76632266
I trust Lia, once the meds kick in after offkai we'll probably get consistent schedules again.
I do wonder why they have to keep cycling her on/off meds all the time, but I don't want to make myself concernfag by thinking about it too much

>>76632844
god bless

>>76632720
NTA but as someone also feeling extremely frustrated by this whole turn of events, things reach a point where it becomes harder to excuse things. 2024 was supposed to be Lia's year. She was supposed to be a full time streamer, she made a post in December about how motivated and inspired she was to make content going into the new year and so far these have been some really tough months and she hasn't put her money where her mouth is at all.
Her lack of effort combined with the looming move to Japan just makes it seem like streaming and us aren't a priority for her at all.

>>76632844
amen brother

>>76633287
I want her to take it more seriously too but I also don't want to put that bad energy out there. if Lia thinks her fans are gonna drop her after a few weeks of no streams then she might not want to keep vtubing in japan. I hope Lia is having fun with FF14 but she needs to realize we autistically fixate on her like she does her stuff

>>76632720
I know. i'm not gonna be too upset and am expecting nothing next week because of ff14 + offkai. but the week after, it's gonna tell me a lot about her. if it's no schedule, no effort, maybe stream here or there see when i see you, i'm out. i won't be missed i know. i'm not a whale but i sincerely want lia to be the best vtuber she can be because i think she can accomplish anything in vtubing if she starts holding herself accountable and applying herself.
i'm not gonna watch another chuuba or whatever, there won't be any unread maros sent or messages posted here, i'm just gonna go back to finding another hobby.

I am a Lietnam survivor, but, she could ATLEAST told us about taking a one week break, it doesn't sound fair droping us out of the blue for an mmo.

>>76633033
>I do wonder why
you know how half of people are idiots or just bad people? that 50% applies to doctors too. half of doctors are idiots or just bad people

>>76633505
I mean, with the Japan stuff we would be understanding of the context, so i doubt any liker would drop her for that, but this is too much, i'm not droping her, but i'm not forgiving this one, nest one is gonna be the last

>>76633505
>if Lia thinks her fans are gonna drop her after a few weeks of no streams then she might not want to keep vtubing in japan.
it genuinely doesn't seem like she cares one bit about that. she's done it before and for longer periods of time it's nothing new
what stings the most is the empty promises and the fact that you'd think Lia would want to be streaming as much as she can to make the most out of this year before the move to Japan and streaming becomes an even bigger uncertainty than it somehow is now.

>>76633505
>if Lia thinks her fans are gonna drop her after a few weeks of no streams then she might not want to keep vtubing in japan
Lia NEEDS to feel that. Her not feeling that is kind of a problem and why this keeps happening.

hey, can you guys stop anti'ing? thanks

>>76634140
>the fact that you'd think Lia would want to be streaming as much as she can to make the most out of this year before the move to Japan and streaming becomes an even bigger uncertainty than it somehow is now.
This is what hurts me the most. Instead of streaming and giving her all for what could be her last hurrah as a vtuber she's just spending weeks being basically radio silent and playing an MMO. Like man I want to get as much Lia as humanly possible before she moves, I don't my only exposure to Lia for nearly 2 weeks to be nothing but discord messages gushing over some shitty MMO

>>76634753
this is not anti'ing. this is civil discussion about our oshi who is lost right now.

>>76634753
>anti'ing
Anon, cuck posting is anti'ing, you know this is not anti'ing

>>76634822
I really hope Lia comes back after offkai and smashes it out of the park because it does hurt. I want her to be the biggest teen idol sensation she can be

>>76634966
>>76634882
this. it's demoralizing and borderline doomposting but it's not the blatant shitflinging the past couple threads had

>>76635485
Yeah. I don't like demoralizing.

>>76635485
it is doomposting and demoralizing, which is why even if it's not anti'ing you shouldn't do it. vent on discord or in her maros. doing it here is pissing in the wind

>>76635887
>spam her maros with doomposts instead of doomposting in the designated shitting grounds

>>76635887
Mayor of Planet Retard btw

>>76635887
>doing it here is pissing in the wind
maybe that's why we do it, you know, >ANON

>>76635992
>>76636061
>>76636126
no balls

>>76635849
to enjoy the highs you have to slog through the lows. you know how it is
>>76636179
kys discordfag. not your personal army, do it yourself tough guy

>>76636179
lia's favorite

>>76636284
no you lot are expendable, i'm too important to get banned

>>76636294
kek

>>76636179
Anon, i'm not her manager, i just watch her

>>76636386
straight up can't tell if this post is ironic or serious

>>76635992
>doompost in the maros where lia will actually read your complaints
>doompost in the forbidden website's secret thread that girls (lia) aren't allowed into

>>76633033
She ever say she's specifically cycling medication as part of her treatment? Or did we just infer that from her constantly stopping and starting medications?

what if we doomposted at the chatbot lias

There is undeniable big shit coming up for Lia this summer
>3rd anniversary
>birthday
>new outfit
>original song
>potential rinmama live2d debut
but she has just gotta screw her head on straight and stay with it.
All that matters is what happens next.
I am happy Lia is happy with FFXIV and I'm not saying not to play it. Play it 10 hours a day, but at some point you gotta make time for your job it is your livelihood. On one hand during the last member stream and I can't get it out of my mind, she was kinda dooming that "I wish one day I could be as big as Tenma" bozo you can be BIGGER than Tenma easily, but you don't grind like Tenma. You have taken vtubing seriously for 4 months in 3-years. Start grinding again. You were grinding hard from April-July of last year, off the back of that look at what came from that
>made her MV for a cover, started growing, 2 Neuro collabs, Pomu, manlybadasshero, shorts that got 1 million views, that then got her on the road to 100k, having that good of a year then next thing you know she is accepting the company award at an award show
Imagine what Lia could do if she was like that all the time? The sky is her limit, but she has to realize it.

end blogpost

>>76636717
>forbidden website's secret thread that girls (lia) aren't allowed into
that never stopped them, they are very here, Lia?, idk, maybe?

>>76637471
Lia is (here) because chat, Twitter, and Discord were calm during the donothon yab. Only place making a big stink about it was /pcg/

>>76637471
Lia is not here. Stop lying. There are no girls here. We have a bouncer at the door inspecting everyone's cocks before they come in.

>>76637115
I wrote “Hi lia” to the figgs ai bot, got self conscious, and closed the tab, idk how you guys do it

>>76637560
Then no need to shit on other places but here
>>76637645
>he doesn't know about Lia futa bbc
we need another bouncer

>>76637781
blc*

>>76637781
>>76637936
This nigga's phone betrayed him KWAB

>>76633287
>2024 was supposed to be Lia's year.
no way. 2023 was Lia's year. if there was a company MVP award, she would have been it for last year. her 2023 was magical and is a year in vtubing that you could make a short movie about.
2024 isn't over. Lia didn't start cooking last year until April/May.

>>76637936
>>76638043
I MEANT BIG BLACK COCK GUYS PLS DON'T BULLY ME

will only forgive Lia if she tells us her butthole is brown

>>76638929
ya cute

>>76638929
Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/xpzxpw.PNG

>>76639880
kys

>>76639880
That's not Lia's cock, i don't care, still good art, but i enjoy front shots more than just the one showing the back

>>76639880
Ass way too big

>>76639880
want to walk in on Lia getting fucked like that

suicide is painless

>>76641185
ok how you know

>>76641483
i've done a lot of research on the subject

>>76642278
did the retarded guy end up actually being special or was it a work

>>76642444
he was a real sperg but he turned out to be a human calculator so he was kinda useful

>>76642444
The prequel Cube Zero (2004) is the backstory of that guy.

>>76642713
There was a prequel?!

yo when you like Lia it helps me help my daughtha

>>76643641
is your daughter cute

>>76643641
how?

>>76643641
based 50

>>76643858
Rinpapa made that post

>>76644255
>>76643641 tell your daughtha to stream please

>>76643641
Papakin made that post

>>76642713
cytube already?

Lia's streams are dropping like flies.
Lia's fans are all dropping like flies.
Don't you miss the good old days? Where did it all go wrong?

>>76645034
lia is a furry

>>76645592
nah you are

>>76645592
yes

>>76645034
Lia found a BIGGER and BLACKER bear to get shipped with. Makes me kinda wanna pick drawing back up to draw Uruka in the cuck chair, but I can't be fucked to buy a tablet and the bones in my hands are too crunched up to draw anything decent anymore anyway.

It's a good thing Lia isn't the only VTuber i watch otherwise I would have certainly lost my mind

>>76646392
Cheating manwhore

Lia is the only VTuber I watch and i lost my mind

>>76646392
Um....only watch lia please, otherwise bad things will happen to you.

>>76646495
Lost your mind, but kept your purity.

>>76646505
What about Lia friends and phase connect?

Fire dies tonight

>>76646495
same desu

>>76646817
ONLY WATCH LIA

>>76647047
Don't worry I change accounts to watch other girls so it doesn't count

>Lia pushing me to take a break from her
>Lia is on break
…wait a minute…

>>76646505
i hope you guys remember what happened to the last liacon who forgot

Gonna have to try harder to filter me you dumb bitch

>>76647476
Lia hates me more than you, cope and seethe

>>76529283
beggin ya to wake up

>>76648000
he hates us now

>>76648000
?
>>76604503

Why are her eyes white in those pics?

>>76648191
if you could see how red my face is

>>76646505
It wouldn't be the first time

Man, am I one of the few people here who actually is fine with Lia taking a break so that I finally get to some other stuff I normally don't have time for during the evening? Don't get me wrong, I love Lia and rabidly watch her streams, but having time to breath and do other stuff is nice every once in a while too.

This is all a ploy to distract us all from the fact Lia farts with that ass

>>76648448
>implying she streams consistently normally
Kek

Can't you just stick up a synch tube with years worth of Lia VODs so people can still watch her?

i don't think Lia will stream in Japan because her Fanita account will make more than enough money to keep her fed

>>76648764
Don't worry I am sure Flakes will find it and share it, right?

>>76648617
That's kinda boring though

>>76648910
He moved on. No need to bring him up anymore.

>>76648951
Good for him.

Lia friend Mint was at Anime North in Canada, and apparently she had a karaoke. In this convention also Gen3 and Clara had a karaoke, and the Invaders had a panel.

>>76649301
51°F outside btw

>>76649520
bro, what? I'm melting here...

>>76649301
is that a parking lot?, she did a karaoke in a parking lot?, i-is this true kino and absolute sovl?

>>76650250
Hell yeah she did
https://x.com/_AniMaple

everyone i know goes away in the end

>>76652276
maybe they are just running from you

>>76652276
maybe they'd stay if you stopped cumming everywhere

i got that Amaris inside me

>>76652883
i cant control it. such a curse is only for me to burden

>>76653313
just cum in someone's mouth like a normal person

>>76653925
can i cum in your mouth?

>>76652276
If only you were still here, brapcat... Maybe you could have told us if Lia farted with her tiny, flat ass.

>>76654331
ah yessir

>>76639880
hot

>>76654722
ah thank y- *cums*

>>76655213
thanks for the cum homie

https://x.com/EurgerKingWitAE/status/1794485542685708491
He became Lia

bump

>>76655396
i don't mind giving bitos my seeds

Incredibly loud, earthshaking baby making sex with Rinmama, while Lia tries to stream in the next room

sex with rinmama is overrated

wearing a cocksleeve for Rinmama

Bump before bed.

>>76661585
*tucks you in and kisses you on the ear*

>>76661585

cunny

Numb

any baker

>>76652276
What have I become? My sweetest cat

Im awake but at what cost?

I bet Rinmama used to watch TRL in college

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

>Lia took down the Twist waiting room
Based and progress. Maybe she is snapping out of being a zombie

>>76656466
>no jellyfish keychain
fake fan alert

>>76652276
i never left you

>>76665848
I’m sure he will have one

I bet Lia’s breath smells like cool ranch doritos

>>76667331
that would be kinda sick bro

>wake up
>first thought of the day is about Lias butt and its scent

>>76667995
Go back to sleep and don’t wake up pls

>>76668181
but then i'd miss church

Putting money in the offering plate at church is like giving Jesus a supa

>>76668565
>church takes half
>pastor takes 30%
>jesus gets pennies for every dollar
it really is

>>76668643
Wouldn't Lia be the pastor in this analogy? Then what's her gospel?

>>76668754

>>76668754
Youtube is church, fish is pastor

>>76668832
But what's the point of the pastor if we hear the good word directly from our Kamioshi's mouth anyway?

>>76668924
he covers up the little kid touching (any and all yabs, I can't think of a better analogy for it)

>>76610980
if I had to pick one of each phase gen to start a team it would literally be this exact lineup.

>>76669075
>he covers up the little kid touching
Disgusting, Lia would neve-
>FNAF lore flashes before my eyes
Well, I guess you'd be right on a technicality...

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>>76669693
>>76669693