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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE Edition

Last thread: >>76565618
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.76613947
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>>76613927
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.76614109
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>>76613927
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>> No.76614197

>>76613947
AMEN

>> No.76614289

>>76613947
AMEN

>> No.76614307

>>76613947
a/MANS/

>> No.76614323
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>>76613947
Amen.

>> No.76614339

>>76613947
AMEN

>> No.76614346
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>>76613947
Amen

>> No.76614454
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>>76614109
DAY 34! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 34! 2 DAYS LEFT TO GET HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH!

>> No.76614482

>>76613947
AMEN

>> No.76614606
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>>76613947
AMEN. Let's go Taylor Smith.

>> No.76614619

I would love to see Flay collab with Neuro, I bet he would start to get caught up in it all and just start looping an entire spider- man script or something

>> No.76614741
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I don't think Axel is even gonna fight tody..

>> No.76615383

Doki, you need a co-host..

>> No.76615442

Well that was dogshit. At least whatever comes next is going to look better by default.

>> No.76615443

>>76614619
Please don't wish that evil on us tts fucking sucks

>> No.76615471
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first bracket

>> No.76615525

>>76615383
I think Neuro and Zen just...started without telling anyone. So co-host wasn't ready.

>> No.76615577

OH SHIT

>> No.76615578

ITS MINT

>> No.76615585

THE RRATS WERE REAL AIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.76615655

MINT IS HERE

>> No.76615678

>>76615471
C'MAN JURARD SCORE SUM FAKIN WINS

>> No.76615698

ENTER
MINT

>> No.76615844

WOOOOO FUCK YEAH LET'S GO

>> No.76615862

>>76615471
evens and it's a job
odds and we are so fucking back

>> No.76615875

>>76615383 (Me)
Nice one!

>> No.76615905

Glad there's a co-host, the solo commentary wasn't very fun.

>> No.76615967

I have hope for this world again

>> No.76616001

>>76615862
TWO IS A PRIME NUMBER AND IT'S BASICALLY ODD WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

>> No.76616002

>>76615862
CAN'T JOB WHEN NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING FROM YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
LET'S FUCKING GO JURARD

>> No.76616021

Scuffkino

>> No.76616051
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I got all the results, it's all scripted and pre-recorded.

>> No.76616100

>>76616002
Nah, you definitely still can. I'm rooting for him though.

>> No.76616140

>>76616051
ISREAL?

>> No.76616168

Hey /MANS/. Will your boys job again as usual or will they make a comeback?

>> No.76616290

>>76616168
If Shinri digs deep, he could win this thing.

>> No.76616294
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>>76616168
Always believe

>> No.76616302

>>76616168
Jobbing is in their DNA, but we still cheer for them hoping we'll be surprised one day

>> No.76616331

>she is gonna eat her ass

>> No.76616342

>>76616168
We know nothing but jobbing. It's in our blood.

>> No.76616355

I SACRIFUCED A CHICKEN FOR YOU JURARD GO FUCKING WIN

>> No.76616433

>>76616355
A waste of good fucking chicken

>> No.76616483
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>>76616331
I've seen that kind of wrestling on other sites

>> No.76616504

>>76616355
*SACRIFICED. Shit now I look like a chicken fucker

>> No.76616554

>>76616168
Yes, unless one of them pulls an Austin at WM17

>> No.76616586

>>76616168
It was over for us before it even began

>> No.76616589

>>76616504
You wouldn't be the first

>> No.76616602

>No intro
RUINED

>> No.76616630

oh god what was that about axel

>> No.76616631

"wait til you see Axel's"

>> No.76616731

oh god are they going with the furry one for Axel

>> No.76616766
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>>76616630
>>76616631
DICK AND BALLS

>> No.76616798

is doki wingman-ing for our aniki

>> No.76616947

>>76616798
Doki and Mint will write fanfics about Axel getting fucked in the ass and he will like it

>> No.76617119

I really hope the boys do better commentary than this...

>> No.76617122
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>>76616631
which one will it be

>> No.76617156

>>76617122
Not the dog head one please..

>> No.76617207
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>>76616947

>> No.76617218

>>76617122
ive got a bad feeling

>> No.76617326

>>76617122
It's the fucking furry

>> No.76617341

>>76617122
I will kneel for Dingo

>> No.76617438

>>76617122
It's going to be the dog head one

>> No.76617517

>>76615443
nah it would be kino actually

>> No.76617602

>submission move
>"Is that another pin?"
This commentary...

>> No.76617603
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>>76617119
Will they fill their big ass shoes though?

>> No.76617630

>>76616051
ALREADY WRONG
LET'S GO JURARD

>> No.76617627

>>76616051 (Me)
jk bros I would never leak the results, you can see I didn't even put the champion

>> No.76617670

>>76616051
Anon couldn't even get the first match right...

>> No.76617675

>>76616051
Fake news baka

>> No.76617694

>>76616051
Immediately wrong kek

>> No.76617759

>>76617627
You diverged the timelines.

>> No.76617909

>>76617759
If I get all of them wrong I would actually take that as a win

>> No.76617966

>>76616051
JOBBED, just like Jurard the boyfailure

>> No.76618004

>>76617909
>anon jobs so hard with the prediction it cancels out Jurard's job into a win
I will kneel.

>> No.76618024

>>76617909
I won a gift card in HS once for doing that with a basketball bracket thingy

>> No.76618043

>face down and balls crushed

>> No.76618280

For some reason I thought there would be more from the participants

>> No.76618462

>>76617603

worms collab was kino

>> No.76618541

>>76617603
Octavio can say a lot of funny stuff, I believe in him

>> No.76618603
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUUeBN0WOMY

>> No.76618720

>>76618280
I believe in Nana and Jurard.

>> No.76618728

>>76618280
The format is what I expected, but there's really not anyone who is actually doing a good job hyping the matches up so far

>> No.76619055

>"I'm... ... gonna win, Rin Penrose~!"

>> No.76619071
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rooting for banchou no matter what

>> No.76619160

>They're still connected by land
bro

>> No.76619234

I forget, the fights are all like, AI right? are their any stats or moves or anything they add in when they make the characters? or is it all just for RP funsies

>> No.76619250

>>76618720
same bro, Jurard can do better or he's gonna job, most likely job

>> No.76619396

>>76619234
Yes, /hfz/ has all the knowledge on that though it gets very autistic

>> No.76619397

Rin please.. I can't be wrong AGAIN

>> No.76619448

i need a male voice who knows wrestling in there
i can't take this casting

>> No.76619550

>>76619397 (Me)
fuck, just as I posted

>> No.76619595

>>76619397
Sorry bro, Rin was doomed from the start.

>> No.76619593

>>76619397
Anonchama....

>> No.76619602

>>76619397
JURARD HAS A CHANCE

>> No.76619625

At least we got to the main event that much quicker.

>> No.76619633

>>76619448
JOBBER

>> No.76619695

>>76619397
A MODERN NOSTRADAMUS

>> No.76619700

>>76619396
neat....

>> No.76619772

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 2/4 PREDICTIONS ARE WRONG. JUTARD HAS GOT THIS

>> No.76619792

>>76616051
damm, another wrong one. How could you job so much?

>> No.76619840

LETS GO JURARD. DO IT FOR MY CHICKEN

>> No.76619862

Eh, it's alright, Jurard WILL lose, because he's a jobber, so I'll get at least one correct

>> No.76619892

>>76619448
I don't care about the gender, but someone calling literally any moves at all would be a big improvement.

>> No.76619919

JURARD FOR BOYWINNER?

>> No.76620012

Jurard will win. Stop doubting.

>> No.76620040

>THE NUMBERS

>> No.76620059

you guys better vote for our boy in the poll

>> No.76620070

ok, time to lower my volume to 2% and then adjust it slowly

>> No.76620075

>>76619397
ANON IS A PROPHET! HE HAS BLESSED JURARD!

>> No.76620092

>Laugh at nothing
>Laugh at nothing
>Comment something that has nothing to do with the match
>Laugh at nothing
>Laugh at nothing
They really need to step up on the commentary

>> No.76620169

Either way, at least he's actually going to try to build some heat

>> No.76620187

RED CAT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKraB7IPL-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKraB7IPL-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKraB7IPL-M

>> No.76620209

>>76620092
Women don't get wrestling anon

>> No.76620236

>>76620187
FWNBAC

>> No.76620239

VOD KILLER
GOD KILLER
JURARD T. REXFORD IS IN THE HOUSE

>> No.76620297

KICK HER ASS JURARD

>> No.76620316
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>>76620236
WRONG

>> No.76620344

HE'S HERE

>> No.76620368
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>> No.76620379
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ENTER

>> No.76620408

>"you've been doing your research"
LMAO

>> No.76620448

NOW THIS IS THE SHIT I CAME HERE FOR

>> No.76620456

Jurard is perfect for this

>> No.76620475

DINOSAUR VS ASTEROID

>> No.76620497

MAHOGANY

>> No.76620499

He's getting owned bros...

>> No.76620513

kek, love this fukn guy

>> No.76620537

LMAO, this is what I wanted

>> No.76620560

You just know Jurard is at like 10% volume in Doki's discord kek

>> No.76620575

Im voting Jurard ofc but like, you know, I doubt it lmao

>> No.76620611

>She ACTUALLY made a disstrack
Fucking hell

>> No.76620670

Get wrecked, Jurard.

>> No.76620679

Dino...

>> No.76620688

Will predictionanon get his 1/4? Or will he be totally wrong?

>> No.76620695

>>76620611
It's incredible, she even calls out his fucking kidney stones

>> No.76620724
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Guys i think its already over...

>> No.76620727

>>76618603
so fucking funny actually lol
boyfailure baby boy......

>> No.76620757

>"What WERE you doing for 50 million years?"

>> No.76620759
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all the girls ganging up on him.. it should've been me

>> No.76620766

>dinosaur getting buried by asteroid
Like pottery

>> No.76620773

Vote for our jobber, even though it hurts.

>> No.76620781
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76620781

LET’S GOOO

>> No.76620807
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bettel had to dunk on him too

>> No.76620865

FIGHT BACK JURA

>> No.76620897

That's why it'll be way funnier if he actually wins

>> No.76620963

I want jurard to win, but if he looses, I want it to be a brutal fucking stomp

>> No.76620984

Just came here to say Jurard seems based

>> No.76621022

>Nana, prepare your ass

>> No.76621087

>>76620984
He's a good boy.

>> No.76621124

I'm seeing Preminger and Lord Farquaad LMAO

>> No.76621149

>>76620984
thanks, tourist chama
enjoy the match

>> No.76621203

jobbers guild....home...

>> No.76621207

PLEASE PRAY FOR BANCHOU

>> No.76621225
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https://x.com/pakosun/status/1794522716772696247

>> No.76621308

>Painfully adored

>> No.76621340

Jurard is kinda zesty

>> No.76621359
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AAAIIIEEEEEE

>> No.76621364

this jurard intro jesus lmao

>> No.76621382
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why am I scared to watch like i'm the one fighting in the ring

>> No.76621394

>Showing off
He's going to job

>> No.76621401

I'm crying laughing at the fucking chainsaw

>> No.76621425

what an over the top entrance

>> No.76621435

He's immediately on the ground... banchou, no....

>> No.76621475

This is about the performance we all expected

>> No.76621485

He's getting bitch slapped

>> No.76621484

>>76621382
when our oshi is in the ring....we are all in there with them....

>> No.76621514

He's doing better than I expected, ngl

>> No.76621548

FILTHY FLESHIES

>> No.76621592

JURARD WHERE ARE YOU GRABBING

>> No.76621600

Damn, this is a GOOD show.

>> No.76621605

fuck he almost had it

>> No.76621616

JURARD YOU FUCKIGN PERVERT, DISGUSTING

>> No.76621629

He actually got the first pin attempt!

>> No.76621645
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>>76620984
Tourist-chama LOVE

>> No.76621670
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IT'S JUROVER

>> No.76621678

JOBBER

>> No.76621680

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>> No.76621683

He was fucking humiliated

>> No.76621685

J O B B E R
O
B
B
E
R

>> No.76621689
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RUMAAAAAAAAAO

>> No.76621697

JOBBERRRR

>> No.76621704

JUARAD YOU FUCKING WEAK SHIT

>> No.76621705

Jobrard

>> No.76621706

oh my good god

>> No.76621711

Man just got his cheeks used like bongos lmao

>> No.76621716

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.76621729

what a jobber

>> No.76621741

Jurard bro what the fuck was that

>> No.76621743

LOSING IN SUCH A PATHETIC POSE SASUGA

>> No.76621752

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SHAMEEEEEE

>> No.76621753

THERE'S NO WAY

>> No.76621770

AHAHAHAHA THE TIMELINE IS UNCHANGED

>> No.76621769

FUCKING JOBBER

>> No.76621772

that's one way to go out

>> No.76621771
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>> No.76621792

Ah, that's unfortunate, I wish it was longer.

>> No.76621795

Jobrard...

>> No.76621812

that was a really depressing end, why didnt he use his hands to-oh....oh yeah.....

>> No.76621814

HE FUCKING LOST IN 1 MINUTE KEK

>> No.76621818

She molested him live on national tv

>> No.76621836

LITERALLY GOT HIS SHIT ROCK'D
AGAIN

>> No.76621846

ABSOLUTE HUMILIATION FROM START TO FINISH

>> No.76621844
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holy shit what a match

>> No.76621852

Jobber lizard

>> No.76621861
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76621861

>>76619862 (Me)
See? Told ya, dude is so pathetic that he lost while having his ass being clapped.

>> No.76621872

banchou .... /our/ boyfailure

>> No.76621881
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76621881

J O B B E R
O
B
B
E
R

>> No.76621891

JOBED

>> No.76621892

WHEN I SAY STARS, YOU SAY JOBBERS!
STARS!

>> No.76621917

WEAK ASS TREX

>> No.76621945

JOBBERS

>> No.76621947

Dino molested by a meteor

>> No.76621964

He got molested AND pinned

>> No.76621984

>>76621892
JOBBERS!

>> No.76621985

>>76621844
Loss by pegging...

>> No.76622010

>>76621818
>>76621947
TTOTT

>> No.76622011

>>76621844
Why didn't he just fart on his face? Is he dumb??

>> No.76622024

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622032

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622037

>>76621812
topkek

>> No.76622066

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622071

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622081

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622084

Jurard getting ganged up on

>> No.76622088
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76622088

It has been decided. Jurard is ejected from /mans/

>> No.76622093

KWAB

>> No.76622118

STFU DINOBOI
YOU BLEW IT, YOU FUCKED IT UP

>> No.76622119

>>76621892
JOBBERS!

>> No.76622121

>>76621892
JOBBERS!

>> No.76622140

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622184

>Asking for a rematch
THAT'S MY BOY! HE GETS IT!

>> No.76622189
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76622189

>>76621985
GWITWM

>> No.76622192

She's gonna beat his ass in front of his kids

>> No.76622199
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76622199

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622201

>>76622088
Wdym we're all jobbers
ONE OF US

>> No.76622203

>>76621892
JOBBERS

>> No.76622253

Rematch under the bridge so Jurard's kids can watch Nana bend over Jurard!

>> No.76622273

I think they should fight again tomorrow

>> No.76622316

>>76621892
JOBBERS!

>> No.76622364

That was such a depressing but expected match kek

>> No.76622378

I'm so glad he got an opponent who put in the effort to build it up. That was great.

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>> No.76622437

Any other boys today

>> No.76622445

>>76622253
Jurard's kids going to watch Nana dick them another sibling

>> No.76622477

>>76622388
>his tiny weak useless arms
lore accurate kino

>> No.76622497

>>76622388
He didn't deserve this...

>> No.76622501

>>76622273
jurard suddenly appearing in tomorrow's match would be funny

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76622506

>

>> No.76622553

>>76622437
In the words of doki
>maybe

>> No.76622562

five hours in character creation to lose in sixty seconds...

>> No.76622614

>>76622273
I want Jurard to go for a sneak attack in that parking garage.

>> No.76622618

Ok, i already love that he lost. everyone is bullying him on twitter

>> No.76622625

>>76622437
Hakka is tomorrow
Shinri Axel and Bettel are Monday

>> No.76622685

>>76622562
Eh, was worth it for all the build up and the jokes we'll get out of this. Hope it gets him to his 100K.

>> No.76622694

>>76622437
Hakka is in Bracket 2, but most of them only tomorroe.

>> No.76622745

>>76622625
Monday? It's a 2 day event

>> No.76622752

>>76622625
It's a 2 day event

>> No.76622761

I still can’t believe he literally got his ass clapped

>> No.76622764

>>76622625
tavi... forgotten...

>> No.76622816

>>76622562
Hey, losing in an embarrassing way is better than a long-ass fight

>> No.76622824

>>76622625
>Tfw the main event is on Monday
>I have work on Monday
It's over

>> No.76622875

>>76622752
>>76622745
>>76622764
>>76622824
Bruh sorry damn i forgot

>> No.76622948

>>76622553
I will hope for that no so I can watch the cat birthday

>> No.76622975

>>76622824
just like, uhmmm call in sick?

>> No.76623118

>>76622761
I appreciate their commitment to accuracy

>> No.76623158

I hope Hakka doesn't go against a wrestler submitted by /hfz/ or else he'll get fucking destroyed in seconds

>> No.76623228
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76623228

>just got home
>jurard jobbed

imagine my surprise

>> No.76623236

>>76623158
Tbf Hakka could also have a wrestler made by /hfz/

>> No.76623245
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76623245

Does it have something to do with Banchous setting our isit pure chance that he got dunked that hard?

>> No.76623481

>>76623245
Jurard is just meant for correction he's not meant to win

>> No.76623493

>>76623245
He deserved it.

>> No.76623520

Jurard is a caster for tomorrow? I thought it was today

>> No.76623519

>>76623245
just a reality constant for Jurard being jurard

>> No.76623569
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>>76623236
yeah he was the one with the most submissions, it could happen

>> No.76623646

Notice how same the names of their streams are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vJQZbe9rjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY
These two are making a reference to this Indian meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8bH2P37kY

>> No.76623733

>>76623245
Nana's CAW stream was 9 hours long, so she might have had some help?

>> No.76623776

>>76623646
read the fucking room we are watching the wrestling telly

>> No.76623801

>>76623646
t-thanks anon

>> No.76623810
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Looking at the wrestletuber tag on twitter and there's three different versions of this meme

>> No.76623855

>>76623646
Kobo did it better also go back

>> No.76623926

>>76623733
A lot of self-submissions that streamed had help from /hfz/. Jurard too, but he was a zoomer fuck who didn't pay attention to anything.

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>>76623520
Having to cast own loss would've added to the suffering

>> No.76624156

>>76623810
KEK

>> No.76624175

>>76623810
Kek

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76624195

they're moving on to bracket 2 for now

>> No.76624212

>>76623646
Something about how fucking random and out of place making this post made it impossible to not giggle like an idiot for a bit

>> No.76624239

>>76623985
she's cool.

>> No.76624247

>she didn't get hakka
HAKITOS... YOUR RESPONCE?

>> No.76624249

not hakka!

>> No.76624254

SHE DOESN'T HAVE HIS WRESTLER

>> No.76624259

DOWNLOADING A HAKKA WRESTLER LIVE

>> No.76624292
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76624292

>She didn't download Hakka

>> No.76624298

>>76623926
Yeah, I saw most of his live. I'm the one who called him my illiterate and dumb as rocks oshi in /hfz/

>> No.76624316

HAKKA
FORGOTTEN

>> No.76624347

>>76624195
Snuffy is fucking dead, look at what you did anon >>76616051

>> No.76624380

Ok thank fuck Flay moved on from the asylum demon

>> No.76624410

HAKKA PLS WIN

>> No.76624446

>>76624195
Isn't Cyyu dead right now too? Hakka after this match probably

>> No.76624478

>>76623646
Yeah?

>> No.76624483
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>>76624410
He will job. No Holostar will make it to the finals.

>> No.76624488

>>76623985
That's nice, it's great that he landed someone who really understood what she was supposed to do. Would have been depressing if he was matched with someone who wasn't into it.

>> No.76624506

Amazon RUINING the bracket Order

>> No.76624536
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>Korean vs spic
This will be a funny match

>> No.76624598

>>76624483
At least Bettel will win his match, r-right?

>> No.76624636
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>>76624536
*jewish korean vs spic

>> No.76624666

is this the last bracket for today? so the rest of the boys are tomorrow?

>> No.76624668

>>76624483
at least we're guaranteed one stars that will go to the second round kek

>> No.76624699

>>76624598
...are they actually going to have Bettel 2?

>> No.76624705

>>76624598
He will lose. And then Bettel will make it to the final.

>> No.76624801

COME ON ANON, WIN THE FIGHT

>> No.76624812

If Bettel actually wins this tournament, I'll be impressed.

>> No.76624840
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76624840

Jobber anon predictions?

>> No.76624847
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76624847

This is Crimson Ruze. Say something nice about him.

>> No.76624857

>>76624699
I don't think so but if they do Bettel will just win anyways I doubt they'd continue Bettel2 if he won

>> No.76624889

>>76624847
I hope his pussy has a nice birthday

>> No.76624922

>>76623733
So the settings does have effect, it that case those that made their own vs the one might by fans who most likely know way more is just gonna lose.

>> No.76624942

does this girl actual like to choke? 'cause thats hot

>> No.76624960

>>76624812
Max luck

>> No.76624975

>>76624847
https://youtu.be/ur-olzv0494

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>>76624840
there yuo go

>> No.76625070

>>76624847
I don't like him, just like he wants me to

>> No.76625111

>>76624847
Well worth the money for his higher tiers of menshi and I hope he’s getting enough of a cut to move somewhere nicer

>> No.76625218

Jurard you SLUT

>> No.76625223

>Please i am already dead, please

>> No.76625244

>>76624857
might bring him in for the first match and then Bettel just takes over no matter the outcome, I'd say that would be the best way to do it if they bring B2 in

>> No.76625252

>Doki and Mint still bullying Jurard in the afterlife

>> No.76625257

>>76624598
No but Gavis Better is gonna win tho.

>> No.76625265

>>76624847
Something nice about him.

>> No.76625295

Winner gets to impregnate Jurard

>> No.76625344

>>76624847
why didnt he replace gibby for wrestling?

>> No.76625355

Man, I love banchou so much

>> No.76625364

>Jurard popping back in
lmao

>> No.76625387

this is how jurard gets pregnant everytime

>> No.76625416

>>76625344
Collabing with females? He would never.

>> No.76625442

>>76625344
he doesn't give a shit about wrestling

>> No.76625498

>>76624847
I would say something nice about him unfortunately don't have his consent to do so

>> No.76625499

i want bettel to fight jurard.

>> No.76625517

I swear I heard Octavio earlier.

>> No.76625566

>>76625344
White trash trauma

>> No.76625601

>>76625344
IIRC he didn't want to participate for some reason.
>>76625442
Likely this.
>>76625498
>>76625070
How DARE you respect his boundaries. You are COWARDS.

>> No.76625639

>>76625416
why did he change his mind...

>> No.76625748

>>76625046
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT

>> No.76625758
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76625758

gonna fall asleep to ds, enjoy the wrestling anons

>> No.76625807

>>76625517
me too. he was laughing at jurard

>> No.76625882

>>76625416
His commitment to being the least favorite is pathetic

>> No.76625919

>>76625758
beautiful shot. heh. goodnight, anon!

>> No.76626122

>>76625882
Does anyone even watch him ITT? I tunes in for a minute on one of his streams and he bored me to death

>> No.76626165

HAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.76626183
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76626183

hakka will win

>> No.76626197

HAKKA IS SHITTING

>> No.76626201

Hakka's taking a shit

>> No.76626210

>hakka is taking a SHIT

>> No.76626211

hakka.........

>> No.76626218

Hakka's taking a shit!

>> No.76626223

HAKKA GET OFF THE TOILET. PINCH THE LOAF.

>> No.76626227

hakka...

>> No.76626228

>"he told me he's taking a shit"
Sasuga Hakka

>> No.76626232

Hakka and his little baby bladder comes in

>> No.76626243

HAKKA ON THE TELLY (HE’S TAKING A SHIT)
HAKKA ON THE TELLY (HE’S TAKING A SHIT)
HAKKA ON THE TELLY (HE’S TAKING A SHIT)

>> No.76626254

samefag please
HAKKA Is THERE

>> No.76626270

>SHITTING CUTELY

>> No.76626299
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>>76626122
Yo tourist-san

>> No.76626315

Hakka is jobbing even before the match...

>> No.76626317

Hakka already shitting himself...

>> No.76626325

>flay is a hag enjoyer
i always knew my oshi was based

>> No.76626348

RUZE IS LATE TO STREAM

>> No.76626415
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76626415

>Hakka rn

>> No.76626421

Hakka's tiny bird...

>> No.76626423

https://pastebin.com/RmdT5rQD

if anyone of you wanna watch with other anons

>> No.76626428

>accurate height
DESTROYED

>> No.76626464

akkaH HATE

>> No.76626497

>>76626348
He's just giving me time to watch Hakka's big day

>> No.76626501

>"Who mirrored me? Why am I akkaH?"

>> No.76626510

do they know hakka loves getting bodied by big women

>> No.76626553
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76626553

Why are they bullying my wife..

>> No.76626556

Hakkagada quiero apoyarte pero tambien quiero que te partan la madre

>> No.76626611

HAKKA ADMITTING TO FRAUD

>> No.76626639

>>76626553
You should know Hakka likes it

>> No.76626649

>hakka got a random bum off the street like Zentreya did
Well shit he is gonna lose, isn't he?

>> No.76626667

>Hakka schooling them on how to be an idol

>> No.76626702

Digits and he jobs

>> No.76626714

Sorry guys, but Juna is 7 feet tall and canonically has a huge futa cock. He's gonna get pegged.

>> No.76626720
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76626720

LETS GO HAKKA

>> No.76626760

KEK

>> No.76626762
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76626762

2D nigga to a 3D fight

>> No.76626771

>skipped the intros

>> No.76626776

>No intro

>> No.76626784

Hakka looking like Juventud Guerrera...

>> No.76626820

JESUS

>> No.76626873

>>76626771
>>76626776
ESTAN AQUI

>> No.76626878

REDO

>> No.76626894

NO DON'T RESTART PLEASE YOU'VE DOOMED HIM

>> No.76626903

>Restarting
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

>> No.76626904

RIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEED! HE WAS WINNING YOU WHORES!!!

>> No.76626912

>restarted
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

>> No.76626917
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76626917

LMAOOO

>> No.76626950

HEY

>> No.76626984

my boy was rob

>> No.76626987

HE’S GONNA JOB…….. WE JUST HAD THE WINNING TIMELINE SNATCHED FROM US

>> No.76626993

>Hakka winning
>Restarts
Doki hates Hakka...

>> No.76626995

lol it's over bros

>> No.76627003

IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE BOYS

>> No.76627028

>>76626950
HEY

>> No.76627096

Fate deems that Hakka must job

>> No.76627109

He can do it again, I saw how quick he was to body her.

>> No.76627123
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76627123

BELIEVE IN HERMANITO!

>> No.76627133

THAT'S MY STINKY BATHTUB SHITTER

>> No.76627138

>>76626950
>>76627028
THAT REFEREE

>> No.76627140
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>> No.76627150

WAKKA WAKKA

>> No.76627161

>WAKAWAKA BANZOIN HAKKA

>> No.76627186

>>76627003
IT'S A COCKSPIRACY!

>> No.76627192

HAKKA FLOCKA NIGGA I GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU THANKIN NIGGA

>> No.76627210
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https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1794536027706802573

>> No.76627217

LET THE EXORCIST COOK

>> No.76627259
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76627259

HAAAAAKKKKAAAAA

>> No.76627400
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76627400

YOU GOT THIS YOU OURPLE BIRD

>> No.76627464

He's DOMINATING

>> No.76627466

WIN THIS YOU FUCKING WOMAN

>> No.76627472

Damn, Hakka isn't jobbing

>> No.76627470

>hakka's toes

>> No.76627477

DOKI AND MINT ARE WHORING OUT HAKKA

>> No.76627490

YEEEEEEAH HAKKA'S TOES

>> No.76627505

HE'S GONNA WIN GUYS, HAKKA IS NOT A JOBBER

>> No.76627528

I think Hakka actually killed this woman

>> No.76627603

you guys are FUCKING jinxing it

>> No.76627644

GET IT HAKKA

>> No.76627667

>Right for the Futa weakpoint
This exorcist did his research..

>> No.76627692

FINISH IT ALREADY

>> No.76627708

PLEEEEASE

>> No.76627744

HAKKAA MMY BABY BORD

>> No.76627745

HE DIDN'T JOB

>> No.76627749

HAKKA WINS

>> No.76627750

HE FUCKING DID IT YEAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.76627765

HE DID IT

>> No.76627774

HAKKKKAAAAAAA

>> No.76627786

HE DID IT

>> No.76627785

MY BOY DOESN'T JOB AROUND

>> No.76627791

NOT A JOBBER

>> No.76627794

LETS GOOOOII FINALLY

>> No.76627798

LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOO WAKKA WAKKA HAAAAKKKKKAAA

>> No.76627799

LFG HAKKAAAAA

>> No.76627802

lets gooooooooo

>> No.76627801

w-wait did
did we....win?

>> No.76627804
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76627804

>USA USA
HE GOT THE GREEN CARD GUYS

>> No.76627811

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa EL HAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.76627813

Hakka owned her hard

>> No.76627819
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76627819

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.76627825
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76627825

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.76627830
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76627830

I BELIEVED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>> No.76627845

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO WAKKA WAKKAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.76627860

LATINO
HEAT

>> No.76627861
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76627861

CAW CAW MUTHAFUCKERS HAKKA WINS.

>> No.76627877

HE DID IT~!!

>> No.76627880

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

>> No.76627891

Channeled HBK for that win

>> No.76627889

HAKKA BROUGHT HOME A DUUUUUUUUB

>> No.76627895

THE JOBBER STREAK IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.76627914

>>76627804
kek

>> No.76627919

WAKKA WAKKA

>> No.76627949

job bros, what is the meaning of this?

>> No.76628005

HIT THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC

>> No.76628011

>Im a medium
lmao

>> No.76628026

>a twink

>> No.76628045

>can't believe I got beat by a twink
KEK

>> No.76628057

HAKKA BEST TALENT BEST OSHI THE ONLY NON-JOBBER WE HAVE CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKEERRRSSSSSSSS

>> No.76628061

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.76628072

>BEAT BY A TWINK

>> No.76628080

I don't know shit about this game, what you guys talking up there about character moves and "STATS" can guarantee a win specially a character made by /hfz/

>> No.76628108

>>76627949
It means that the rest of them should be shitting before matches.

>> No.76628111

>"I can't believe I got beat by a twink - that only happens like once in your life"

>> No.76628154

>a crab nearly killed him
Huh?

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76628216

>cant believe I was beaten by a twink
>pure silence
oh man, even when we win, we lose, huh?

>> No.76628241

Caster change, please be one of the boys

>> No.76628240

NEW CASTERS

>> No.76628247

>>76628154
Vesper interview when he told his dozen stories about nearly dying as a kid

>> No.76628283

Please be banchou...please...

>> No.76628327
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>> No.76628333

>>76628247
>Vesper interview
I can feel myself aging in real time

>> No.76628343

>>76628216
I'm surprised Hakka didn't talk too much shit, maybe he's just sleepy

>> No.76628349

>>76628247
I'm aware of that, but a crab?

>> No.76628356
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76628356

the strongest /mans/ is a woman

>> No.76628367

>>76628154
I mean, hes not american so, as far as I know it as probably some sort of fucking megacrab that exist everywhere else in the wworld

>> No.76628374

>>76628154
Hakka is our Watson Amelia, every month he had to fill an obligatory “almost died” quota.

>> No.76628391

>page 10
any ideas for next OP?

>> No.76628394

I want that twink OBLITERATED

>> No.76628448
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76628448

Good match Hakkitos. Normally I'd never admit this but I kinda want to fuck Hakka. His voice is sexy.

>> No.76628459

>>76628391
>>76627140

>> No.76628462

wait is Ruze actually watching the wrestling? he's late...

>> No.76628482
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76628482

>>76628391
FOR HAKKAMAMA

>> No.76628491

>>76628391
jurard's losing pose or hakka's winning pin

>> No.76628505

>>76628374
kek
>>76628391
hakka or something

>> No.76628507

>>76628448
Don't fuck him bro, his ass is dirty

>> No.76628514

>>76628391
Screencap of Jurard getting bodied by the asteroid

>> No.76628522

>>76628343
>I'm surprised Hakka didn't talk too much shit
No shit. He dumped it all before the match

>> No.76628535

>>76628448
That’s kinda gay dude

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>>76628448
GG. Don't have sex with my little brother tho

>> No.76628563

>>76628448
Good match.

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76628566

>>76628391

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76628572

>>76628391

>> No.76628619

With this and that one jp fan interview Hakka gets so awkward around girls it’s cute

>> No.76628627
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76628627

>>76628448
douzo

>> No.76628628
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76628628

The match was pretty good!
>>76628448
GGs bro

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>>76628448
That's normal once you see his rm

>> No.76628641

>>76628566
KEK kino art, but they're only fighting tomorrow so better save it

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76628652

>>76628448
>His
Hakka is a women tho

>> No.76628657

>>76628566
that's tomorrow

>> No.76628673

>>76627804
Eating while reading these threads was a bad idea. Now i gotta clean spat out cake off my keyboard

>> No.76628683

>>76628632
KEK

>> No.76628685

>>76628080
>what you guys talking up there about character moves and "STATS" can guarantee a win specially a character made by /hfz/
It really is only noticeable but on higher difficulties, but let me try and explain it in the most simple way.

Let's say you pick High Flyer? That is someone who is designed to do lots of flips and jumps. So you should focus your stats into say jumping distance or speed. However what if someone who doesn't understand that and see's say strength or punching power instead in the stat screen? They'll pick those because it's only natural to assume that is better. I

t's why Rexford choked. He picked Striker as his fighting style and than invested into submission and grapple stats. Why would a person who punches need holding stats? With 85 being the hardcap, you can min-max most builds

>> No.76628690

Dragoon here, is the clown gonna talk with himself like a schizo?

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76628702

>>76628448
IT was a fun match

>> No.76628721

>>76628507
He doesn't wash his ass??
>>76628627
Hot

>> No.76628724

>>76628632
Who the fuck is this skinny white bread loser? Not my oshi

>> No.76628769

>>76628690
Bettel 2 might appear for real

>> No.76628794

>>76628690
Unknown
He unironically has a twin named Bettel 2 so it would be pretty hilarious if he called in

>> No.76628809
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76628809

>>76628690
We actually don't know, but the man is known for bringing the kino, so prepare yourself for some method acting

>> No.76628820

>>76628690
He DOES have an irl twin brother, dunno if he’ll turn up on vc though

>> No.76628833

>>76628690
He might, that sounds like something he'd do.

>> No.76628849

>>76628690
we don't know, either that or his (real life) twin nicknamed bettel 2/twobert will make a guest appearance

>> No.76628869

>>76626122
Ruze is the funniest guy in Holostars EN.

>> No.76628886

>>76628685
>Why would a person who punches need holding stats?
Yeah, sounds about right for him.

>> No.76628907

>>76628391
>>76620724

>> No.76628925
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76628925

>The only Holostar that has won so far is the purple twink
How are we feeling /MANS/?

>> No.76628931

Please. I hope he doesnt bring in Bettel 2. He's funnier and more pathetic alone.

>> No.76628934

>>76628869
actually I am

>> No.76628952

>>76628869
Snarkiest maybe but not funniest

>> No.76628979

>>76628690
Others already told you, but Betell has a twin brother.

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76628986

>>76628391

>> No.76629015

>>76628925
1/2 isn't too bad

>> No.76629018

>>76628931
I hope he does so that twobert can simp for mint, he’s an unrelenting pomufag

>> No.76629026

>>76628925
Only two of them have had matches and Bettel literally can't lose, so...?

>> No.76629049

>>76628448
Idol absolutely MOGGED! I wanted the idol girls to win just as much as our bois actually. Don't excuse your faggotry c'mon man

>> No.76629065

>>76628986
Where's his muscle mami?

>> No.76629090

>jurard and octavio
OH BOY

>> No.76629098

OUR FLIPS

>> No.76629103

JURARD AND OCTAVIO ON THE WRESTLE TELLY

>> No.76629109

THE JOBBERS

>> No.76629110

OUR BOIS

>> No.76629113

>>76628925
>How are we feeling /MANS/?
REPRESENTADO PAPU

>> No.76629127

YEEEEAAAH JURARD AND OCTAVIO

>> No.76629137

>>76629018
she's not even casting anymore

>> No.76629135

WOO LET'S GO

>> No.76629134

JUTAI CASTERS ON THE TELLY
JUTAI
JUTAI
JUTAI

>> No.76629148

WOOOOO, JUTAI COMMENTARY, SHOW SAVED!!!

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>>76628690

>> No.76629215

>Hello....minna-san...
>
>
kek

>> No.76629228

AAAA IM CRINGING DON'T EMBARASS ME

>> No.76629248

>>76628986
>frescaa
KEK

>> No.76629287

THEY'RE JOBBING THE CASTING

>> No.76629305

The way Jurard flip flops between acting smug and being meek is so funny

>> No.76629349

Jurard forced to sit in shame in the caster's booth!

>> No.76629366

he hates Hakka

>> No.76629376

>>76629305
mhmm, its a pretty perfect personality.

>> No.76629385

Jurard's brain is short circuiting

>> No.76629391

/mans/, save me
I haven't browsed here in a hot minute but you can pull me through this

>> No.76629421

Octavio doesnt believe in his senpais

>> No.76629424

>Jobs the match
>Jobs the casting

>> No.76629482

>>76629287
Glad to see they are on brand

>> No.76629483

>>76629391
What are we supposed to do?

>> No.76629576

Banchou trying his best to hype it up even though his brain isn't braining...cute

>> No.76629578

>>76629483
be fun :)

>> No.76629592

JOBBERS JOBBERS JOBBERS

>> No.76629597

THE PEOPLE

>> No.76629622

>>76629424
Wouldn't be Holostars otherwise!

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76629732

I WILL SPARE HIM FROM THE ICE CAGES TODAY

>> No.76629855

oh my god.

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>> No.76629872
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76629872

https://x.com/pokeparkfan/status/1794540274732982764

>> No.76629909
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76629909

Not a singular milly?

>> No.76629928

>>76629865
Holy based Hakka

>> No.76629942

>>76629909
kwab

>> No.76629960

>>76629865
comeback thirty minutes too late birbo

>> No.76629989

>>76629865
Good response. Too bad you had to take 15 MINUTES TO THINK ABOUT IT JOBBER

>> No.76630039

>>76629865
bet he wishes he thought of that during the interview!

>> No.76630050

I hope future competitors bully Jurard while he's in the casting booth

>> No.76630074

I'm glad the show has finally picked up. That interview was fun.

>> No.76630075

LET THEM IN THE BOOTH

>> No.76630135

I'm having a great time right now.

>> No.76630134

>>76626299
I was talking about GB

>> No.76630137
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76630137

its so over

>> No.76630235

>>76630137
He was probably counting on the boys not being in the wrestling today/it being over. Let him not overlap.

>> No.76630281

The scuff is real

>> No.76630288

>>76630137
I thought Ruzaders were just enjoying his pussy quietly, that's rare

>> No.76630299

>flip takeover
>connection goes to shit

>> No.76630407

>>76630137
As flame is to moths, wrestling is to midwest white guys

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76630559

>>76630137
he's coming! Just gotta wait some more and give him shit for it.

>> No.76630733

>>76628869
I don't know. I don't trust a guy who hates a kid who killed 2 men in self defense, especially when those he killed had criminal records relating to pedophilia. It feels like he's defending those pedos

>> No.76630924

Meds

>> No.76630937

watch the wrestling, retard

>> No.76630973

Jurard I don't think you should talk about the sponsorship

>> No.76630977

>>76630733
You’re defending a literal retard who couldn’t even pass the iq test for the military KEK

>> No.76631027

>>76630733
what are you on about???

>> No.76631030

What the fuck is going on with this furry

>> No.76631069

>>76631027
don't reply to the schizo

>> No.76631084

these two are so dramatic, i love them

>> No.76631142

Tavi and Banchous commentary is saving this stream for me.

>> No.76631162

One of the casters sounds like a rapeable girl. Explain yourself, /mans/

>> No.76631187

>Canadian destroyer
Fitting

>> No.76631196

This would have been way worse with GB as a caster

>> No.76631208

>>76631162
Yes, Jurard is incredibly rapeable.

>> No.76631231

>>76631162
I'm sorry this was how you learned you were in the closet anon

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