/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Fauna!

My wife is playing witcher again, I love her so much

>>76599711
Yippeee!

Lots of streams today

>>76598245
Was the cowkini arc even real?

Fauna on the telly? splendid

squeeb

We are so back

i downed some energy drink and im waiting like someone with adhd

faufau is the first chuuba that has made me consider her as a gf, which gives me complicated feelings because I will obviously never have that chance but at the same time im kinda happy because I know that she exists , im not at gosling levels yet and to be honest I dont want to reach that but I would be lying If I were to say that Ive never had thoughts or dreams of having fauna as my gf

>>76606247
K well she's my wife so ground yourself

>>76601990
SHOVE ENTIRE PENCILS INTO YOUR EARS

Man I Love Fauna

Wolves asqueeb'd beneath the trees
Saps all aswayin in the breeze

why does he hate Twilight ?

>literally just opened a beer
>open youtube
>fauna stream
we were meant to be

punctual kirinposter status?

Holy shit, she was almost late....

love this not-so-punctual kirin

love this punctual kirin

>Late

>I love when youtube logs me out
fauna...

ITS FUCKING OVER

>>76608418
youtube hate

>>76608378
>Holy shit, she was almost late....
I'll never forgive youtube for this

ITS FUCKING STARTED

Oh its that boss theme

GUH

Book nerd, loser

look at this college girl actin' so smart like

>>76608737
Guh!

>her book
haven't caught her in a while. has she mentioned this before?

I didn't like American Gods
Good Omens was good tho

I'm gonna cry when Fauna Witcher 3 ends this has been good
Yes I already played that makes it better

>>76608875
i enjoyed american gods for the most part, but the ending is way too long

>>76608945
>looks at screen
It's been a long long road

>>76608870
As far as I know, no.
What's funny is I'm very experienced in writing books and could help her but contacting a Cover talent is an ass and a half and any offer would get devoured in chat (and not taken seriously).
Writing books takes a long time, all I can do is wish her luck from the shadows.

I swear she's gonna sleep with Triss by being polite

Blue jerkouts

>>76609196
i can't wait because it'll ruin fauna's entire plan

Was just about to write 0% violence lol

>>76609156
You draw that?

>>76609156
Can we extract honey from this one?

the affliction is probably abortion btw

>>76609156
She did already write shorter texts, like ASMR scripts or that Halloween video series

Fauna...

>>76609196
>ends up sleeping with triss by accident
>still goes for yennefer
>gets the harem ending
I can see it.

>>76609343
Nah, just a collector of memes. I created this very niche shitpost using it.
You'd think I'd get used to transparent cropping at this point.
>>76609448
You'd probably need to find a Fauna (Oh)Beehive

Can't triss just hide her waist with her thot illusions anyhow

This is not the party where you gotta play Gwent is it ?

>>76608870
Yeah she's talked about wanting to write a book before. Been more serious about it recently

>>76609670
this is the part where you recover rare cards
you can play gwent for one iirc

>>76609797
I meant the Vegelbud party thing

>>76609916
I don't think you HAVE to play gwent there, but there's a small tournament there. I could be wrong.

Couldnt just do a Leshen contract uuuuu

I think fauna is cute today

I think fauna is cute tomorrow

my favorite medieval currency: dollars

>>76609668

I got dressed up but I did it for me, not Triss

>>76610412
Temerian or Redenian dollarinos ?

at least its better than her house in W1

>>76610592
it's certainly better than shani's house

Triss sexo

>It's beautiful here!
>UUUUUUU

she doesn't even know it's Gwent music

AAAAA FAUNA PLEASE PLAY GWENT

Unviolence Fauna!

Noooo a dead squeeber

>>76610810
at this point she should NOT play gwent because she's missing all the good cards

>>76609668
Oh ok. So you don't know the source then?

I also like vtmb

>>76610430
Legend. (I can't find my Giant Dad memes atm, goth Fauna will have to suffice.)

>>76611036
Ina-git-gud.png

Why is she playing the lamest way possible. It pisses me off so much. Why does she have this stupid fixation on not playing gwent?

Fauna it's impolite to stare in onsens

>>76610810
>Play Gwe...

uhh akshully Triss would never wear a revealing dress like this due to her scars meaning her outfit is not canon and all CDPR employees should commit sudoku out of shame

>>76610935
I don't. I picked it up from a catalog thread around Halloween, but I don't know if it's fanart or something official. Sorry, truly and sincerely.

fuck you stop forcing this retarded grandpa shit

>>76611271
She glamored it duh

>>76611317
uhh akshully those scars are magical and she can't do that it's all in the books

>>76611249
gwent sucks

>>76611418
it doesnt though

ok so she had plastic surgery in fantasy Malibu

>>76611315
Trissnerd...

>>76611418
Yeah until you get uniques and spies

rawr

Fauna sure is sex today...

Nice tune

aigth take your bets is fauna going to fuck up her yennefer route or not

seems like a decent party minus the weird animal masks

>>76611636
yeah, with me

>>76611295
>>76610935
chu
https://youtu.be/ZSCc57ZkRs8?t=3710

all mages "know" each other

>>76611796
they've all been alive long enough to fuck once

Why is this red headed woman's tiddies hanging out? Is she trying to seduce men?

>drinks one cup of wine
>OMG I'm so drunk XD

wow this is like misunderstanding women simulator

is Triss really that much of a lightweight?

>>76611930
No, she just wants to fuck Geralt so bad she's willing to make a fool of herself. Girl is HORNY horny.

>>76611930
she exploited geralt for 2 whole games before
it's an act

Get rejected semen demon

>>76611930
totally forgot the anti hangover spell...

She's really going to go mask off when she meets Yen

yenneferbros... we did it...

>>76611993
good exploit him more

>>76612151
I want witch fauna to exploit me over the course of multiple hundred hour games

I'm enjoying how much seethe this no Gwent monogamist Gerald playthrough is creating

Fauna likes moms confirmed

>>76612279
Yeah, yours.

>>76612279
And I like Fauna, we have so much in common

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP

uhh does fauna know that yennefer isn't the actual mother of ciri?

akshually Fauna, the open world is the only part where Skyrim is better

>>76612435
no... gerald is a pure one woman only man...

and by no she means yes

>>76612598
anon... he had sex with pretty much every sorceress in the world...

>>76612598
what about that one cute Succubus

>>76612680
>>76612703
No...

I want Fauna to give me a happy ending..

>>76612680
This gets lampshaded later on btw

she pisses me off so much the way she plays this game, if this is what it's like to have a gf play videogames than i never want this shit ever

Wait I'm confused how much time passed between that party and this scene? Seems like they were moving pretty free earlier but now it feels like everything is falling apart.

>>76612874
I don't like the no alcohol rule, it's immersion ruining

>>76612920
They usually dont hang out in the open like this

Triss is not a good person

>>76612874
>>76613037
While more unbothered (and find it funny at times) I think I get it when it comes to other people playing games I'm actually invested in

Why would he help after Philippa

Djikstra my beloved

>>76613257
yea, I don't get what people complain about but I never played witcher 3. But, thinking back when Kiara playinged Granblue Fantasy Relink, it angered me so much when she turned off voices and her complaining about the "yapping", as she put it. So I kinda get that

>>76612874
This is a great series to break yourself out of that mindset

>>76613306
He's pragmatic

>>76613402
I didnt like Ina's (non) reaction to the ending of Bastion, but it's a case by case thing for me. Fauna's immersed in the game and I love it.

where's the no gwent violators will be prosecuted sign?

>>76613481
I think he doesn't want mages... messing with his stuff. Why not kill them then

>>76613257
I can understand not playing gwent, but not drinking would make you look super suspicious in this world.

>do i need books
Bookbros, we git too cocky

>>76611739
Thank you

Triss, slayer of rrats

Hmm, not very sparkly

That vampire didn't sparkle

>>76612874
What bother you so much?
Genuinely don't see the problem with how she is playing this game in particular, can't say the same with others games, Outer Wilds for example

>>76614446
The true vampires are much more powerful
Stay tuned for when she reaches Blood & Wine in a few months.

>>76614446
Yeah that vampire wasn't hot at all

>>76614558
Too bad if you meet cool Ojisan it's the bad ending

>>76614558
Gasp!

I hope she meets the sleeping one in the sewers

Haha I get it they're all triangles

>my puppet
Yeah, me

>>76614495
This game is all about playing how geralt should be like in he books. Any other game I would not care or if it was just a create a character MC but this game begs you to play the right way

>>76614796
yea mine

Why no A gulls

>>76614912
how does it? I legit don't know never read nor played this game

>>76614912
It's an RPG. Play however you want

>>76615059
except Geralt is the role in Role Playing Game
it's not skyrim

Dijkstra you're a cartoon character in this quest but it's funny

When Fauna says triangles does she mean, um

"That would be horrible!" then why are you laughing about it Fauna?
because it would be funny

My sunshine is triangles!

What are triangles?

>>76615201
In Witcher 1-2 you can side with multiple factions. You can feel one is canon, but theres multiple options.
W3 doesnt have that, but you always have at least 2 choices

>>76615201
Its literally skyrim, we love Todd Howard here

>>76615465
P####

Fauna getting political

Fauna 2: Assasin of Kings

>>76615483
in Witcher 1 and 2 Geralt has brain damage so anything goes
Witcher 3 Geralt is book Geralt.

>>76615769
what is 1 and 2 anyway? do they all follow the books?

>>76615769
the games are mostly a fanfiction anyway, might as well write your own.

>>76615992
1 replaces Ciri story with an OC donut kid
2 lays the groundwork for the events in 3

>>76615992
You walk a lot and fight giant bugs, a wizard dual wielding maces, and witchers

question about Dijkstra, pretty sure major story spoilers: it's been a long time since I did a playthrough of this game, but doesn't that Dijkstra questline lead to that one bit after the assassination where the writing turns him into an idiot?

>>76615992
roughly speaking, they're not really book adaptations
witcher 1 starts after the events of the last book where Geralt jobbed to a guy with a pitch fork
in witcher 2 Geralt gets framed into being a king slayer and recovers all his memories at the end

>>76616333
Yeah

Fauna the TV show was crap. Whatshisface has the expressiveness of altered cardboard

W2 is shit but at least you can get the funny tattoo from playing it

>>76616750
Only the combat was shit.

>>76616750
100 "trap it with the Yrden" later...

>>76616837
the pacing was kinda shit. Oh were stuck in place X again...

I'm sweaty oh jeez

>tw3 episode 94
>Fauna learns how to do more than press X

>>76615201
>except Geralt is the role in Role Playing Game
I can't believe Fauna hacked the game to add extra choices to the game

>>76617232
She somehow forgets everything about how to play the game every time she ends the stream.

YOURE NOT MY DAD

UH OH WAR CRIMES

so what happens if that guy is spared?

>>76617469
Only if you lose!

>>76617469
>triangles you

Fighting nilfgardians while also being emhyrs... Good acquaintance? Seems conflicting

>>76617469
Fauna would do well in wartime she's a good soldier

>>76617573
Neutrality, my guy

remember, a good black one is a dead black one!

GUH

One guy'd

>i'll save everyone
>Man gets torched

>>76617959
WOAH

Ohhh it's a reference to Hattori Hanzo in Kill Bill because he also cooked

>>76618015
He was being a bit mouthy, to be fair.

Di#kstra

didn't she already decide to kill radovid
why is she doing a quest for him

Faunas hot squeeb

>>76618402
It's worth doing
You can help Philippa out instead of following his orders

Fauners helping the plants grow

>>76618575
I'm the plant

Dum cat literally can't decide on what it wants

I want to sit in Fauna's lap..

fauna wants to have sex

Fauna wants to kiss girls

ohhhhhhhhhhh

>>76619758
Uuuuuuu*

>>76619287
Don't we all

>>76619286
>>76619287
>posted on the exact same second
spoopy

>>76619287
She's just like me

0% violence, 0% drinking, 0% gwent
100% slurs

i like this song that's playing

I should sleep

Fauna does well at hiding her fujo side but it's there

Wish I knew how to write letters

>>76620655
I should too but Fauna is playing our national treasure...

>>76620655
Yeah, with me

>>76620655
weak saplings get pruned

>>76620655
I am going to sleep
Captcha: A Hat

Chat is so stupidly American

>>76620655
My computer is right next to my bed. It's the optimal setup. When I'm too tired to shitpost I can watch silently from under the covers.

Fauna is such a god gamer

>>76621175
Yeah, mutts here nekker and start sperging out. Faunas chat isn't the place for this shit

>>76618977
I want Fauna to sit on MY lap (so I can give her a hug from behind like in those romance scenes)

>>76620912
I don't want to miss the rest of the stream but I also don't have plans tomorrow so I can watch the vod...
>>76620915
That's home of sexual sapling, I am a man
>>76620949
I'm not built for staying up to 2am anymore..
>>76621086
Goodnight, which funny fauner hat is your favourite?
>>76621189
Mine is but the viewing angles suck, usually I watch streams on my ipad if I'm in bed

>>76621389
>American forest girl playin' vidya
>Americans having a good time
>Foreigner gets uppity about us
K.

first the black ones, now the nekkers... idk man it's kinda sus

>>76621175
What happened? My Internet died and I'm not going to try and attempt to watch through mobile data on my phone.

Philippa joined holotori

>>76621628
what about Enhanced Black Blood

>>76621717
A few greys being dumb about nekkers

>>76621717
it's just americans thinking about black people again

Classic escalation

"NEKKERS could be here" Geralt thought, "I have never been in these woods before, there could be NEKKERS anywhere." The cold wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NEKKERS" he thought. "LE LE, LE LE LE LE! LELELE" reverberated from Roach, making the horse pulsate even as the 9 crown Alcohest circulated through Geralt's powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of monstrosities after dark. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." He said out loud.

>>76621871
Wasn't just greys this time, golden fucking apples doing it too.

>>76621389
Go eat some fried chicken and shut up you stupid nekker.

>>76621871
>>76621914
That's dumb, even for chat.

>>76622023
geralt would never do something like this

>>76622177
Mutts are glass cannons.
Not beating the accusations on your obsession...

>>76622078
Unfortunate. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, there's always a couple

>>76622023
Fake. Geralt did not comment about the wind.

she's noticing things!

>>76622630
Yeah, me

Boobers?

she thought there was an elevator lmao

>>76622697
Dumb cute sapling, looking so sweet like a sugar plum

>>76622987
No youuuuuu

She's meeting Thaler soon he swears as much as Nerissa

oh cool she's about to meet Talar

>>76623134
He should be fine as long as he doesn't bring up the cuck tent

gwent bad okay

>>76622987
Why sweaty? Is standing a difficult task for beegans?

Keep hearing Roche's VA it's bothering me
Along with all the sameface on generic NPC's it bothers me

>>76623134
Does he still swear a lot in English? I imagine his flowery vocabulary would be constrained by the language.

thinking about the fauna kig i saw today

fauna just casually using her horse to stampede on people

>>76623846
>Zero percent swears on my stream
He says fuck a lot IIRC
I can speak Kurwa but I haven't played these in that dub besides half of the first game.

TURDY DUMP

The friendly trolls are cool

Fauna just called me cute
Later virgins~

SOCK KEK????

Fauna thinking about Geralt's meat again

Language!

>>76624891
I mean same tbdesu

Fauna seems to have a soft spot for verbally challenged subhuman creatures

>>76624891

>>76625085
Faufau! Faufau!

>>76625085

>>76624891
Gonna commission art of that

>>76625085
So you're saying I have a chance?

>>76624428
eh this just doesn't hit as hard
Polish swear words are actually really intricate

>>76625085
She's not into you bro

What if the seiso streamer is a really good act and she says "bugger" and "ploughin" all the time

I just realized Fauna didn't cancel the stream to watch Gura for the first time in a while

>>76625443
They had a falling out. Long story.

>>76625345
a chance to be her pet, yes

>>76625560
Hell yeah

>>76625560
where do i sign up

>Gura wants Fauna to play Gura in a musical about her.
Cute.

>>76625443
On one hand I do want to see shork since I haven't seen her in a long while but we're having fun and we don't know if Goobis will commit to Subnautica or if she'll just play the start...and the start is slow.
Gura will be alright without us for now I think.

>>76625731
We better get some art out of this
Specifically Fauna wearing Gura's hoodie and nothing else.

>>76625664
you have to send a red superchat in trollspeak

What a dialogue
>Who's the captain
>Me, a woman
>farewell

[Fauna News] Fauna hates women

>THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A WOMAN CAPTAIN!
>Farewell.

>>76625833

just pay him fauna...

>>76625833
>>76626121

Like this but with the hoodie not sized up

>>76625852
>>76625877
Writings a little on the nose there

>NAKEY
kek she's such a fucking dork

>>76625877
makes sense
you wouldn't trust a woman behind the wheel would you? well, ships have a steering wheel too

>>76626420
she watched rugrats

Jesus the BGM for Skellige is so cozy
Anyways why are they Irish

That track is my favourite one in the whole soundtrack
I love Skellige

>choosing pussy over money
she's ngmi

>Skyrim
KOL

>>76626836
skellige's people and culture is like vikings and ancient celts mixed together

>>76626991
Hot goth sorceress pussy*

BRAT

>>76626836
Because of location names. Kaer Trolde and such.

>water
She was going to say something else

why does she love Yen so much she hasn't consumed any Witcher media aside from this game how much could she possibly know about her?

>she gets to light it?
yeah, fauna...

Is Fauna white enough to enjoy the Northman

>>76627320
Who

someone needs to tell fauna to turn on Yen's DLC outfit it's 1000x better

also take off your stupid furry mask we can't see Geralt's fucking facial expressions it's so annoying it fucking ruined the Ciri scene

Fauna is being culturally insensitive

>>76626712
Oh god, she's 30 years old
Hagmommy

Nice goth

Oh man I was waiting for this she's loving it
Unicorn soon

Fauna is down bad

elderflower and gooseberry...

>>76627241
she just knows Yen is the canon pairing that Geralt loves (not Triss) so she's trusting the plan and playing it true to that

Fauna you are not allowed to cringe at the flirting when this has been everything you've been hyping up

>>76627729
Well would you look at that

Fauna, you’re allowed to flirt back now, this is your actual wife

>>76627729
hey, we just saw that!

If someone tells you that you smell wonderful at a funeral you're obligated to marry them.

>>76627849
I swear if she doesn't sex her after all this I'm going to flip.

>>76627416
She's gonna get all the way to the final nod at the camera in the DLC and still be wearing that mask

>>76627992
or at least fuck them in the bathroom

Someone please donate to her to enable the Yen alternate look DLC (I'm not a paypig).

>>76628044
hearts of stone adds glasses so maybe not all is lost

>>76628016
Now way she’ll save, pick another option and do it off stream
Everyone would know

Fuck triss

Kind of off topic but made me think of fauna.

>>76628159
>glasses
glasses are very versatile!

>>76628285
yeah they'll be very useful in removing that ugly mask from geralt's face
assuming Fauna doesn't lose the auction by being a cheapskate

So when can you fuck Yen?

>>76628774
like, right now iirc

Yen's alt look and Geralt's bear armor = most aesthetic clothing.

This asian styled armor she got is fucking dogshit.

>>76628774
actually nevermind, I just remembered
it's the right quest but she needs to progress it a little bit to get to the scene

>Just learned the crossbow auto aims
>I used aard my entire playthrough for flying things
Am I..

>>76628990
She picked up the crafting recipe earlier

>>76629130
Bet you didn't even know it one-shots things underwater

Is there a bdsm scene? I want to see Fauna's reaction to ropes and candlewax

>>76629302
nah they just have sex on a stuffed unicorn
it would be pretty funny though haha

>>76629271

Sorry anon the mask stays on

>Oeh
Lmao

Fauna I’m begging you to take off the mask

nobody cared who Geralt was until he put on the mask

>>76629830
Would it hurt to take off his mask?

Fauner...

HEEM

Holy shit that scream

>>76630079
my ears dude
i had the audio cranked up bc she was being quiet

the gamer of promise...

why is she using counters in a fucking fist fight and yet her actual fights are just mashing X

>>76630125
She got her ass beat in a fistfight when she was just pressing x until she (kinda) learned

>button mash their defense until they stun you
>repeat until you're dead
Fauna dot dot dot

>>76629234
Checklist for things vtuber MUST DO to fix this fucking playthrough:
Full or partial beard
Ponytail with shaved sides (aka the Cintrian Pendulum)
Ursine armor
Alternate Yen DLC look
TAKE OFF THE FUCKING MASK

>>76629918
it would be extremely painful

>>76629452
huh, you werent kidding

I've heard about this scene

>>76630266
she also needs to drink alcohol when prompted to

I can finally see geralt's fucking face again

NO WAY THE MASK IS OFF
THIS IS HUGE

Why does Gerald so fucking weird without a beard?

>or grow beards
I knew she should have kept the beard

Yen actually likes beard Geralt.
Shaving was a mistake.

>>76630895
All bearded men do.

FINALLLLYYYY WE'RE GETTING THE YEN DLC OUTFIT

Is enemy upscaling going to ruin her?

time for the shittiest race ever made

I count three Skyrim mentions since she got here

Take a shot every time Fauna says "this is just like Skyrim"

>>76631509
My liver is too fucked for this

>alternate nilfgardian armor: on
oh no...

of course she fucking turns them all on, she has to ruin things one way or another, ciri will look fucking terrible

Shit how has it already been 4 hours. It's freaking 4 am

>>76630895
Once you grow a beard you must never shave it.
Do not listen to women that tell you to shave your beard. They will have a panic attack when they see your bare chin.
I don't know why, or why they ask, but it always happens.

Damn don't look up the Dandelion & Nilfgaard alternate outfits they copied the shitty netflix costumes

>>76631950
yeah it's the ballsack armor

fauna... you need to drink if you want to fit in...

Ride or die no hesitation

>>76631950
I pay the 1.32 version, my game doesn't have that dogshit.

>>76631950
Can't be THAT bad, right?

>>76632260
they're turned off by default
but fauna actually turned it on so enjoy your ballsacks

we're getting closer and closer

>>76632560
Think she'll end stream before then?

>>76632609
probably not

GERALD IS ON DRUGS

>eheheh

we might need a new thread

>>76633139
>>76633139
baked