/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

those people should be banned on sight

>>76559245
Who?
Cheebs?

Whens the next stream?

my wifeRyS

I love IRyS!

>>76559585
7 hours

>>76561481
+24 hours

What's it like to have an IRyS girlfriend?

>>76561825
Not as good as having an IRyS wife (I have past experience with one and current experience with the other).

>>76561961
>>76561825
samefag (me)

It sure is great having an IRyS girlfriend! Life is good.

its the weekend so IRyS will not take a bath for 2 days again and just laze around in her room reading manga

>>76562723
Don't worry, I will shower her with love.

what does unwashed fujo smell like

>>76562798
>
TL note: Love means my cum

>>76562963
Amonia.

>>76562963
stinky smell

>>76562963
addicting stink. like that new book smell

wife activity

so.. Stream in a few hours or no?

>>76563680
The 26th so should be tomorrow innit

>>76563680
Just wait until she makes the post.

>>76563680
no today is the 25th not the 26th

That girl who's really dumb and unintentionally sexy as fuck because she's so dumb.

Promise fangirls are fucking crazy lesbians. I swear.
Especially the FauMei ones.
https://x.com/PROMlNENCES/status/1793840054923846135?t=aO3bv2vA9Wipq4Pgq4V8-Q&s=19
https://x.com/sediew_/status/1793841359092318606?t=2uqwztux09wW7BQ9n2WscA&s=19
I am grateful that the FemCrats we have are not crazy

>>76564793
Bae's fangirls are probably even more obsessed than some of her biggest gachis

>>76564845
Bae Fangirls are straight atleast.
FauMei fags really wanna fuck FauMei. They literally ship the girls (not that it's a bad thing).
Even Kronies are sane

>>76564900
>Straight
Bro some of those girls want to fuck Bae more than any of her male viewers

>>76564793
Good. IRyS should have more female fans and i should be the only male IRyStocrat in this world. All of you should become a woman

>>76564900
aha, so it's another kronies shitting on other ships moment

>>76565010
Post pits

>FemCrats: Want to be called Onee San by IRyS as they view her as a little sister even if they are younger than her
>Femronies: One step down. They are the type of people who type Aoogaa anytime Kronii says anything sexual and or suggestive. They are as bad as male IRyStocrats
>FemBrats: Red flagged Asian woman who think men are not needed in this world and act like lesbians but deep down are still straight
>Female FauMei fags: They are actual lesbians and are more mentally ill about their oshi's than their male counterparts

>>76565010
A woman made this post

>>76565180
This post was made by a Femcrat

>>76565180
>>FemBrats: Red flagged Asian woman who think men are not needed in this world and act like lesbians but deep down are still straight
Stay away from these women irl. They will cheat on you the moment they find someone better than you.
I have personal experience about this.

>>76564793
>>76565180
Pretty sure the FauMei lesbians are the ones that doxx the girls and larp as their PLs to ERP in some discord server

>>76565180
>actual lesbians
No, they are straight males.

>>76565532
They have literally posted the pictures of them cosplay Fauna and Mumei

she shouldn't just eat foods found in dungeon. They might be pass their expiration date...

Is it possible to look at IRyS without desire in my heart and a spike of blood flow to my cock?

>>76566353
>spike of blood flow to my cock
I'm not horny all the time so this part is possible to stifle

>>76566483
Looking at IRyS makes me horny

>>76565699
I don’t care about your whores

I want to sex a femkronie

>>76566983
Fuck off, they're mine

Now I can have IRyS all to myself

I want to have sex with IRyS. How much do I need to donate for 1 hour of sex?

>>76567703
26k yen. an extra 5k yen if you want her to swallow your cum

>>76567703
fully fund the animation studio to fully animate the manga adaptation to completion of Boukyaku Battery and you MIGHT get a handjob at best

>>76558916
I want to bury my face between this nerd's cheeks

Do it
Feed the Cheebs
Now

>>76568129
*cums*

>>76568129

>>76568129
*inserts cock*

>>76558916
>>76568261
Nothing bad is happening so why aren't we allowes to feed the Cheebs?

>>76568963
cheebs only eats semen and that's only for IRyS

I'll finish it another day
https://litter.catbox.moe/zy4200.png

>>76569583
Cheebs likes pork.

>>76570322
I thought it was futa IRyS on cheeb action at first

>>76570597
This is the part where you get accused of being a kronie.

>>76568963
If we feed Cheebs, the whole thread is gonna starve...

>>76571314
If you're so worried about that happening, why are you ringing the dinner bell?

wth are we ALL Cheebs here? Am I Cheeb too?

>>76571421
Well... I am too fat for my own good.

>>76571421

>>76571683
I genuinely wonder why no one does Weird Al karaokes, some of his stuff has gotta be on the apps, right?

>>76565180
>>Femronies: One step down. They are the type of people who type Aoogaa anytime Kronii says anything sexual and or suggestive. They are as bad as male IRyStocrats
That's a perfect woman

What should I do for IRyS to notice me?

>>76572650
You should shoot the president. It worked for John Hinckley Jr.

>>76572650
You literally can't.
(Unless you're an artist, especially a FemRyStocrat one…)

Start doing reps

>>76572650
Get fit, crossdress as buff IRyS at cons, go viral

>>76572650
be a blonde bratty loli idol

>>76573072
Don't become a faggot

>>76573486
I'm just saying it how it is. If you want her to notice (You) that's probably the easiest way by far.

CuteRyS

>>76573534
True. None of that is good attention though. That's not wanting.

>>76573534
What if instead of becoming buff IRyS he becomes fat IRyS?

>>76574017
Then you die of a heart attack and that's one less IRyStocrat.
Sounds good to me.

>>76573072
>>76573486
Cross dress makes you a faggot?
I am getting in shape slowly and steadily as i still weigh 81 Kgs(178.574 pounds) and I am 180 cms tall.
I am trying to tone my weight dowm to to 75-76 Kgs (165.347 pounds), have a more defined figure from the waist up.
Them I will do a Male IRyS cosplay in a meet and greet or something

>>76574398
>180cm
>178 Pounds
Dude, that's perfectly reasonable. You are not fat

>>76574398
That only works if you are actually buff anon. You need to go for the ripped as fuck machine of a man dressing up as cutesy girl as a joke angle.
If it looks like you are seriously trying to do her outfit justice and look at all awkward or feminine in any way it will fail hard and everyone will think you are a creep.

>>76574398
Anything above 80kg is too much. IRyStocrats are fat fucks like cheebs

>>76574398
>Cross dress makes you a faggot?
It does, yes.
If you want to do that then nobody is going to stop you (unfortunately), but you're a gigantic faggot.

>>76574504
There is another way.

>>76574504
Yup that's my main goal, have a broad chest, a slim waist and huge forearms, biceps, triceps and shoulders
>>76574567
I am perfectly healthy though

>>76574677
Jesas

>>76574737
Clearly the meme was made by a non-criminal. Stealing cars is a by the moonlight activity.

>>76574673
Dude, I will be doing it for a meme. I am not into guys or anything.

>>76574808
>Dude, I will be doing it for a meme.
That's not good attention. That's exactly the sort of thing faggots do.

>>76574849
I am not doing it for attention though. After wearing the wig, I wouldn't even be recogniseable. I just want to make IRyS laugh

>>76574917
People will know you're a faggot.

Will you fags not dress up as IRyS if Femcrats asked you to do so?

>>76575014
I would cave to peer pressure if a Femcrat asked me but I don't know any Femcrats so that's not happening.

>>76574948
Speaking from experience brittranny?

>>76575283
I'm not the trannie, but I can see one as plain as day just like the rest of you.

I recently saw a cute Japanese girl(probably, I can't distinguish East Asians) wearing the IRyS Omocat merch in my University. I wanted to go upto her and say something like nice T-shirt but she was surrounded by other girls. So I couldn't go and say that to her.
She is studying the same curriculum as me but she is in a different class. What should I do bros?

>>76575326
Why are a bunch of girls preventing you from doing that?

>>76575364
I am sacred of talking to women.
I get a feeling they will tell me to fuck off or start making fun of me because I am not exactly white.

>>76575463
You don't have to talk to her, just go up to her, raise your voice a little, say 'Nice tshirt', then walk away.

>>76575492
Umm, wouldn't it look weird?
They might think I am a creep or something

>>76575326
Nothing. If you are asking here for advice she will never like you.
Save yourself the trauma and hire a Japanese cosplay escort instead.

>>76575463
>>76575492
This guys retarded obviously you shout "HiRyS!" at her, like use your brain dumbass

>>76575531
Or they just think you recognised her t-shirt.

>>76575555
Now that's creepy

>>76575536
>Save yourself the trauma and hire a Japanese cosplay escort instead.
My ex girlfriend really gifted me some insecurities.
>>76575555
Holy fuck!!!!!!!
Thanks. Why didn't I think of that!!!!

>>76575326
Whatever you do do not let her realize you are talking to her because of the IRyS merch. That's a death sentence.
Not because liking IRyS is awkward or anything but abso-fucking-lutely nobody will want to be approached with romance in mind because they were wearing merchandise for an anime girl you love.

>>76575635
If you don't care about being outed as a /here/ fag you could also SC IRyS about it to ask for advice. It'd be funny to hear and she might see it

>>76575326
>>76575463
I am not tryinggo be racist, but this post gives off pajeet energy.
Pajeets are either scared of talking to women or radiate the "show bobs" energy from them. There is no in-between.

>>76575739
But why?
>>76575755
I so send her a SC every other month But I dont think I will be going that. It's better to be Anyonmous on this site

>>76575933
>But why?
If you need to ask you have no hope at all.

>>76575933
>But why?
Because they will think you're some sort of loser.

If you are in fact a pageet, or some other sort of third-worldie then you've got it good. They won't care.

>>76575933
>But why?
>"Hey I am hopelessly in love with this girl you have merch of do you want to get coffee and fuck some time?"

>>76576060
Maybe go with something more subtle:
>I like your iris. Can we get something to eat?

>>76576060
Anon Idunno how to break this to you but you can watch a chuuba without being hopelessly in love with her, you can just say "oh I like her karaokes and her gaming contents funny"

>>76575933
>But why?
Because that makes her think you only approached her because of IRyS and do not actually care about her.
People want to be loved and desired for who they are, not because they have a piece of plastic with an anime girl dangling from their bag.

Yeah, I am getting a feeling that I am gonna stay single for the rest of my pathetic life

>>76576158(me)
I actually thought that if I said something like "I love listening to her Karaoke" or something then we will have something to bond over.
But yeah, I can't find a way to go and talk to women. And I can't do anything about that

>>76576158
Most of us /here/ will, me included. The fact that you've already "found" someone means you're closer than a lot of us.

>>76576285
What the heck did your supposedly ex-girlfriend even do to you?
Did she dump you for being a pajeet/3rd worldie or something like that?

>>76576480
If they really are a pajeet then she probably tried to chop off his penis in the middle of the night.
Those girls are crazy.

>>76576480
I am not a pajeet. But to answer your question, something like that.
I just have developed a lot of insecurities after that incident.
A pajeet friend of mine got to experience something similar but at a much worse level. He got cheated on and yeah, I feel bad for him

Imagine liking 3DPD

>>76576863
Stfu cheebs

>>76576863
Shut up woman

>>76576863
Cheebs pulls women with the superpower called as austism

>>76575326
Carry an extra cheebs shirt with you and wear it when she's in the vicinity. Make sure she sees it.

>>76577006
That doesn't work.
They either call you weird/creepy or use you as a sponge.

>>76577081
Cheebs has shirts now?

If I ever get cheated on by a gf I'll simply murder her and guy she did it with

IRyS will stream today

>>76577985
proofs?

>>76577843
You just have to pick the right woman that's not going to do that in the first place.

>>76577985
Post it, IRyS.

>>76577985
Nah

>ID2 getting 3.0s before EN
IRyS never

>>76578329
I can already hear her dumb laughs from the various presets

>>76578850
stop posting this its making me horny

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>76578329
weren't ID2 before IRyS though?

>>76579339
Stupid fucking melon it's May

I don't think IRyS would use the live2D 3.0 tho, it's pretty useless

>>76579884
Her model is already perfect, she just has to make it bigger, like really big, like who gives a fuck about the game in the background, big.

>>76579884
if im not wrong isn't 3.0 just a model brushup?
they could fix any problems she has still with 2.0RyS like the mouth tracking and get the normal 3.0 stuffs

>>76580304
not exactly, If they were to fix her mouth rigging with the 3.0, the fix would only stay on that model (Live2D 2.0 and Live2D 3.0 use different models), so she would only have it on her default outfit

>>76580732
Like how she can't cry on every model with the jiggle tears

>>76575014
If a femcrat did? No. If IRyS did? Sure would.

>>76581485
no, those tears are an accessory that were added on her default only
like how the bunny cape and the tiara can only be used on her casual and nowhere else
Each outfit is a different model but they use the same base rigging, that's why all of them have the same mouth rigging problem
The live2D 3.0 is a different model on a different app, they do some adjustments to the base rigging but those adjustments stay on this different app

>>76576141
>Because that makes her think you only approached her because of IRyS
He has!
>and do not actually care about her.
Literally doesn't know her. How can he yet care about her? Discovered they have a common interest due to spotted merch. That's it.

https://youtu.be/gK5JKKW_6d8?si=EtB8KK6DPwUsD11X

>>76583194
Healing herself was dopey when she already had more HP than anyone else, but Moom definitely had a boner for that dagger, so one of the other three were definitely going to die. I think IRyS's only chance at survival would have been to use the heal she used on herself on moom, but even then moom might've knifed IRyS anyway just for the lulz.

>>76583465
Or Kronii since she gave her the staff, really anyone but Bae

>>76583194
It scripted, anon.

Day after day more IRyStocrats fall victim of cheebification.

>>76583784
What causes cheebification? Is it the inhalation of a gas?

>>76583957
Or perhaps drinking something contaminated?

IRyS should do a voice acting practice stream

>>76583957
Being an IRyStocrat for two years.

>>76584401
She needs more badges

3-year badge soon

The CouncilRyS RPG was the best stream for me

>>76584722
its a good game too i replayed it recently

>>76584722
Yeah I revisit that one every so options. Also
>You cheaters!
And her laugh cracks me up everytime

>>76584460
Yeah, made by Lien.

>>76585671

stream today?

>>76586894
maybe

>>76586894
I want a karaoke

elden ring stream doko?

>>76587083
2 in one day seems unlikely

Waddup do add the beaudibul IDySdograds.

>>76587466
You deserve that

>>76587265

The farts are back...

>>76587466

IRyS will go to church on Sunday.

>>76589099
I will baptise her

>>76589099
Good

https://twitter.com/bachunawa/status/1794405605920371087

cheeb cheeb

>>76589330
this looks like it would have a nude variant

Doko...

>>76590186
Woooooo! Burger. I am very pleased.

>>76591039
It's AI slop, the bot cant draw the same pic nude but other bot might redraw tits on it.

You're fleeing a burning building. On the way out you spot Cheebs and Mori. You must rescue one of them. Who do you choose?

>>76591784
I can squeeze cheeb to make her blow air and push away fires

>>76591868
You try, but in so doing cause Cheebs to fart, increasing fire.

>>76587196
2?

>>76591784
I can take both.

shes gone bros...

>>76591974
That was not an option. Cheebs to fat and Mori's tits too fat. Can't carry both at once.

>>76591987
Pyon.

>>76590945

>>76591784
Let the building burn and rescue none of them. I can't afford to put myself on the line.

>>76592298
>Mori's tits too fat
bro... they are gone...

>>76592395
Also not an option.

>>76592418
wat. I thought she got leg surgery.

oh

>>76592521
Then if I have to pick one I pick Cheebs

Retweet
Stream soon?

>>76592769
ummmm its called a repost now

>>76592298
>That was not an option.
I make it an option, people often fail because they don't see beyond two bad outcomes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KklOSYESlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KklOSYESlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KklOSYESlg

And yesterday I was just thinking about wanting another song learning stream
She loves me so much that she can read my mind

>>76587083
Close enough

>>76593215
Makes sense she usually gets the paywalls out of the way at the same time

>>76593190
It will always be a Tweet

>forgot to turn on SCs
based

>>76575492
This reminds me of this one time in middle school. I was trying to be relatable and talk about sports to seem cool. So of course my course of action was to approach a girl wearing an NFL t-shirt (it was a team I thought people didn't like), pointed at it, and said "take that shit off!"
People stared at me in disgust and I had to leave
My social skills have not evolved in the following 16 years

>>76594321
Don't worry. Someone will remind her if she doesn't notice herself

>>76594321
Why can't you turn off gifts too

>>76594432
YouTube platform decision. They're always on.

>>76594379
That's just disrespectful. You have to try to be funny about it.

My Dad (wearing his Arsenal top) got this one recently:
>"Are you wearing that for a bet?"

We both thought that was funny.

Mind you, I shouldn't be the one to give advice. I'm just as bad…

>>76593407
Ehh sometimes one makes her forget the other since they've melded together so much

>>76594976
I just tend to say something entirely different than what my brain wants. Everyone took it as me asking for this girl to strip in the middle of the hallway, aggressively

>>76594389
It'd be interesting if she did it intentionally to save her throat, it's probably just because of smellden ring though.

>>76595453
Pretty much the latter I imagine. It's probably still off because of that and she hasn't turned them back on yet.

She normally doesn't get too many supas during membership streams anyway. So the amount taking its toll on her throat isn't an issue.

>>76595612
I'll always SC for these ones since it's mostly zatsudan

>>76595612
Just another reason why FromShit and Elden Slop are shit

>>76595837
Relax fag she'll turn it back on later so you can send your retarded message and get your name read.

>>76595837
It's fun. The perms autism can be an issue though, yes.

>>76595907
Remember to reply to it and tell him how retarded it is now that we can do that

>>76595907
Of course a FromShit defender is here.

>>76595919
Besides being unable to monetize streams there's nothing no restrictions at least, not like Capcoms puzzle/ending autism

GoXLR status?

>>76595994
Doesn't she have to ask for perms for them upfront? Or am I thinking of something else?

>>76596057
She used it last stream so alive

>>76596057
Dying (I hope). It's time for change

ASMR next year for sure

>>76596078
There's so much perms autism it's hard to keep track, I think that one also required you to ask for perms for every stream. Some require a week in advance like MGS

>>76596126
She's taking so long because she's going to surprise me on my Birthday / womb escape day.

IRyS, sorry I found out your plan. I'll forget it now.

>>76593215
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Members streams have stagnated

>>76596347
Can't really be more peak than song learning, what else do you want members only cock rating? You'll all just lose to me

>>76596401
She'd 100% call my cock cute

>>76596347
the only thing wrong with members streams is that there are not enough

>>76596481
>This

>>76596481
Yeah she should really up the output at least 2x

>>76594321
I'm glad she's doing so well economically, if only we could fix her sleep habits...

>>76597136
But she's sleeping right now!

>>76597136
But if she goes to bed before 7AM she won't have consooomed enough manga, animal videos, and shitty gaming jewtube content

https://twitter.com/NAMIORII/status/1794437592190193782 if anyone's interested

https://youtu.be/cWmAuDj8ygA

>>76597711
Well that's a fucked up situation to be in (assuming they're not grifting, which is just me being cynical. I don't think they are but I like their art anyway).

I can probably spare some cash.

>>76575326
Get your own Omocat merch and wear it so she'll see you wearing it and she'll post about it /here/ and then you'll see the post and then you guys get married

>>76598450
*cumRyS on u*

>>76598534
If she were already /here/ then you just have to say something like:

>I'll meet you at X
And then she'll see it and meet you at X

>>76598592
>X
you mean like a twitterspace? they can just meet in person

>>76598592
Wait, that works?!

IRyS, I'll meet you in your bedroom at 4:29 am JST tonight.

>>76599125
It didn't work, I'm still in my own house. I should have known better than to play around with magic...God forgive me.

>>76599214
Retard. Now she thinks (You) stood her up. No excuse or praying to a god will get (You) out of that hole.

>>76598592
>and she'll see it and be as far away from X as possible

>>76599406
Maybe she sensed my thoughts and we were together mentally despite being distant physically.

>>76600004
Now youre just third wheeling

wtf gunlance is so hard to play
you move so slowly and constantly get knocked around by fast monsters

and the shield sucks!

>>76600335
I dunno, seems decently mobile to me.

>>76600335
Learn to dodge, each ammo type has a different playstyle too

>>76601158
the dodges are too short man

>>76558916
Having IRyS as an oshi appears comfy

>>76601219
Invest in evade extender or the guard skills for blocking

>>76601444
it is, but you have to ignore the thread while she streams

>>76601514
but then i cant do max dmg...

>>76601617
You aren't doing max damage anyway if you're getting hit all the time

>>76601617
survivability skills make the fight easier therefore you can take more risks and make up for that 5% less damage per hit as the fight goes on

>>76606068
damn I need to lose some weight...

>>76606068

>>76603221
Sakura is for Ryona only.

>>76606672
Cheebs, I don't want to scare you, but there is a dinner right under you.

Cheebs, I want to scare you, boo.

>>76608464

>>76608685
Haha, I'm just messin' with ya...or am I?

>>76577985

>>76613493
Is this some kind of Fibonaccheebs sequence?

>>76613763
Cheebonacci

>>76614979
THE GOLDEN CHEEBS

almost 40 cheebs have been posted in this thread, just get a fucking general at this point or change the name of the general.

>>76616027
You can do your part by posting more FemRyStocrats

>>76616110
The only cute one is the chubby one who attention whores on twitter a lot, the rest are not worth posting.

>>76616027
Cheebs is IRyS though

>>76616027
post more IRyS then dummy

>>76616027
Fine. I won't post Cheebs anymore.

>>76616027

>>76616291
meds

>>76625333
Dang fatty fell on my monitor and broke it. Go kill me a dinner Poogie and I'll consider forgivng you.

Does this mean she might play Splatoon later if she's singing now

>>76628135
she might just chat

>>76628135
Inb4 she forgot what 'busy' means on her calendar.

>>76628426
She needs correction

I'm not at home so I have no pics to post, but this dork sure is cute.

>>76630500
I will post one for you

>>76630822
Cheebs will never be IRyS

>>76631411

>>76630822
Cheebidi toilet.

>>76631551
That's not Big RyS so it doesn't count

>>76630822
Anon this meme is beyond dead fucking Colbert used it for fucks sake

>>76630822
Knew what it was and still clicked. >>76631551
Already have it installed.

>>76632020
They are one and the same, search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>76632745
My feelings tell me this cat is closer to IRyS

>>76632365
You think he would mind if Cheeb had two scoops?

>>76632745
That's unpossible!
wiggum.jpg

I just realized that we have just EN streams this whole week!!
She loves me.

https://twitter.com/seitohakuya/status/1794549139587666326

>live in 69 minutes
>chat full of "NICE"
ok i giggled

https://twitter.com/Nimori_tw/status/1794548515735273661

>>76616027

>50
give me a break man

>>76636088
You just have to post more IRyS

Why are numberfags like this?

how are greys in the chat

>>76636288
She has it open because she thinks it's 2 years ago when the members notification bug is as thing, she doesn't realize her members don't get her stream notifications now because she's not using the fucking tab to post the streams.

>>76636683
tell her then

>>76636683
Everyone gets the notification still. I don't think Members will get the "IRyS has gone live" notification though but they should still get a notification ~30 minutes before

>>76636778
Well now I don't want to spend 10 shekels to do it

>>76637051
Anyone that doesn't pay attention to her Tweets d deserves to miss it anyway

>>76637009
She should just make a members post that links the stream like every other EN does