/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I hate the catalog so much right now.

>>76565649
then why didn't you bake?

>>76565639
Amen.

https://x.com/electrolimes/status/1794241206760984730

>>76565701
Was baking. Or trying to. I want to be effective about it.

>>76565618
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

I miss Shinri

I miss Axel, I hope he is getting better and b-ball is keeping him entertained

>it's gibby, but white
KEK

I miss Goldie

>Gibby Blanco

>>76566333
>>76566556
Same...

BANCHOU THE SHOTA BRAWLER BANCHOU
THE SHOTA BRAWLER

>>76566333
>trips
With your trips and my magic he'll be back in no time little psish!

>>76567067
Hopefully so.

sexo with redheads

>pink octavio
UUUOOOOO

>>76567776
I was teaching him how to find his g spot

>>76567776
>>76568351
ToT

>>76568351
thanks shinri, please teach him everything you know

>>76568711
Idk... Shinri might be a bit rusty tbdesu

banchou fucking hates poor beggars

>>76568936
>rusty
You mean crusty... if you know what I mean ;)

>>76570306
That sounds disgusting.

>>76568936
stars Rust when

>octavio and flayon's lovechild
>who do you think is the top and who's the bottom

>refusing to respond to hakka in livechat for fear of the vod getting nuked
kek

>>76571855
eugh

>>76571855
Please tell me this wasn't an actual exchange on stream

>>76572110
anon, i say this with all jurard love and acceptance, he is an unrelenting holofag, nijifag, sea monkey and BL enjoyer. of course he’s on the LMAO TOP OR BOTTOM??? tier of comedy.

Gen 4 is coming sooner than you think

VG 4D is coming sooner than you think

>>76572483
everytime vg vagueposted on twitter the showcase is delayed by 1 week so we aren't gonna see it any soon

starsJP telly - 5th anni live shill stream with izuru, rikka, temma and rio (the one that was advertised during the karaoke relay). for anybody not watching jurenshin chinkpact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRyO_R0VH_g

>>76565639
amen

I had another dream with Flayon, come back you little freak.

I'm coming sooner than you think

I already came, sorry

BANCHOU KARAOKE SOONER THAN YOU THINK

>>76574046
HABBENING

I want Flayon to come

>>76573870
I hate hate HATE Japan arc! The only good things we got out of it were a few handcams and offcollabs. I miss my cute retarded nigga like you wouldn't believe..

>>76575370
I’d say that I’m happy with them being happy offline but we know all of them are going to be having suicidally depressed crises when they go home. I guess look forward to August when all the bullshit is over and they can truly cool off

>>76575370
To be fair I think we've had the most streams during this arc, I miss him but I'm happy he's enjoying himself. also the handcam is huge considering he pretty much ignored that type of stream

New jp orisong 5th live telly premiere
https://youtu.be/ZWqxZVWli84

>>76575464
I think Hakka will be fine, Flayon will miss the convenience of Japan, Bettel will most likely feel lonely and ask for more off-collabs and Shinri... God can only save him.

Armis should've picked up the slack and streamed more now that their senpais are all busy with idol works. Why are they so LAZY

>>76575892
6 month honeymoon over, time for 100% lazy talents until new gen accelerates

>>76576079
They didn't even stream that much during that 6 months period

>>76575892
>Jurard just did two streams back to back, for a total of 10 hours

>>76576156
>wasted 6 hours playing a chink gacha slop
YIKES

>>76575464
>>76575589
Yeah I was being overdramatic for the lulz but I do miss him (and his slightly earlier timeslot). I'm happy he's away having fun in Japan and catching whatever diseases the rest of VG have.

Yeah?

I think we should all get clown aids

awwtare should die

>>76578221
how?

>>76578221
*ewwtare

>>76578499
i will beat him up to death
>>76578536
KILL YOURSELF

>>76578499
raped to death by fat, hairy old men

i miss my retarded depressed little brother

>>76578499
raped to death by muscular, large breasted women

>>76579397
Can't wait for slop anime reaction Part 76

>listen to shinri's valentine's day vps before i go to sleep to induce a dream where i make out with shinri because an anon said they had one and they aren't even a koipanion
>dream about shinri railing bettel

>>76579961
Death by snu-snu?

hakka throat rape

>>76580153
yes

bettel throat rape

>>76580137
get scammed

>Altare has no problem collabing with nijis but won't even participate in Doki's tourney
TSB is over

>>76580432
Why is she surrounded by males?

>>76580360
yes

tavi on the guerilla genshit chinkslop purple telly, an absolute wombo combo of nobody watch tavi
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

>>76580769
Just in time for breakfast. It's not FF part 300 so I'll watch the little puppet man for now.

>>76580769
why doesn't he just stream this one on yt

>>76580769
Is cover actually using starsen as a testing ground for chinese games?

>>76581154
for whaling by proxy apparently

>>76577915
Shut up, Bettel

Retard

>>76575892
NEW GEN in August

Were the 3d showcases announced or did I have another schizo dream?

>>76565618
coolio

>>76582710
take your meds anon

>>76582708
WE NEED IT NOW PLEASE YAGOO

>>76544887
hakka stop coming /here/

Wrestletuber is today! Who do you think will win their fight? Who will lose?

>>76583154
Bettel will lose against Bettel

>>76583154
Shinri will win the whole thing. But the real tournament is only tomorrow, today are exhibition matches I think

>>76583154
All of our boys will lose somehow

This is some absolutely terrible expository dialogue, do gachafags really like this

>>76575595
ok that was a good song. it felt a bit too long tho

I have such high expectations for the eventual Bettel 3D Showcase that I can't wait to get disappointed with it, just like August 19th, and then be told that it was my fault to expect something special from it.

>>76584127
lower your expectations and be come out of this arc happier

>>76584127
>can barely sing
>can’t dance
>no rhythm
>no juggling or physical comedy
>all bits center around him not being able to perform professionally and always falling short of expectations and causing disappointment and misery
if a 3D twiggy little fuck throws a tomato at him and he shills some pathetic merch drop it’ll be a miracle

>>76584625
>no juggling or physical comedy
Yeah he can do that and fail, that's the point
He also can speedrun a food tasting segment
idk anything would be better than karate and playing cello, the bar isn't too high

>>76584127
>3D
Anon....

>>76585089
We still pretending Altare’s 3D stream was bad? kek

the new holostars song is fun i hope one of the holostars fanboys sings it in a karaoke

>>76585535
I don't think it was bad but three separate mid karate routines was a little much.

>>76585535
>pretending
Take off your oshi glasses, that Karate and Cello segment was boring.

>>76585535
Only the karate part, everything else was kino

>>76585535
He has a golf ball head

>>76580512
She is a disgusting fujo, she is gonna make them fuck each other.

>>76585850
>>76586529
I do agree that a bit less karate would have been better, he could have fit another song at the end but he was nervous enough as it was. There’s always next time
>>76586331
Nah, you are entitled to your opinion tho

Mama's getting mogged by the Australian snake in wrasslin promos again...

>>76586669
Kill this anon cultare.

>>76585535
Yeah, it was kinda boring. Cello was neat but seeing him sitting there wasn't really what I wanted from a 3D showcase, specially when traditional cello is kinda boring when isolated

>>76586914
sauce?

saw the waiting room ngl the boys lookin kinda hard

>>76586914
She poisoned him to get sick, that snake bitch love you Sara

>>76587145
Why is banchou in his default pose and why is he semi translucent, d-does this mean he is gonna die?

>>76587143
>>76587232
https://x.com/saranagare/status/1794367967901499458
Brutal...

>>76587145
inverted hakka dislike

>>76587318
Damn...

>>76586811
very based and epic of her

>>76580137
Cuckpanion...

>>76587318
Man, i am kinda sad no one parody Hulk hogan. Guess most of them are too young.

>>76587145
Shinri looks like a maniac

>>76587318
Bros I think she's gonna kill him...

>>76588123
>Hulk hogan
I think people just know better than to associate themselves to him

>>76580137
That was me and I know I said I wanted you to suffer, but now I genuinely feel bad, so sorry for that. If it helps, I never had lewd dreams about my oshi and I didn't mention it before, at the end of the dream, for some reason, Shinri did morph into Bettel, so at least we both have clown brain aids.

Ruze booba

>>76588424
>associate themselves to him
Its just a parody, but i can see how twatards might have a melty over it.

>>76588813

>>76586331
The cello segment was incredible, stop hating

>>76588813
semi unrelated: how big can male tits get before posting them earns you a vacation? i only ask because of that one artist (picrel) who draws flay slightly chubby with tits and i cannot tell if it's genderbend or not

it depends entirely on what the janny feels like at the moment. Some are okay with posting bulges but you post a futa bulge then they get angry. Post a manboob that isn't pure 0% fat muscle and they get triggered. But some days they don't care.

>>76589671
anything can survive if its not reported. jannies aren’t actively looking

Gavis Bettel

I need more Ruze and Axel collabs, I love how Axel is so oblivious to what he says. Like him asking if Ruze had gone to the hospital and played games and Ruze being "oh no I had to be dying for my parents to take me to a hospital" and Axel not understanding why

booba time?

>>76590713
It speaks less of Axel and more of the USofA.

>>76588766
no worries anon, the break is just making me a little extra crazy may we all be freed from clown disease

>>76590749
*chomp*

>>76587318
I really can't see Shinri shittalking anyone

>>76590749
this is literally a female breast.

/MANS/ who are you rooting for at WrestleTuber.

>it took a retweet from ruze for me to notice that starsjp dropped a new song
this reminded me of how stupid it is to not include en boys in the stars twitter account
and then they wonder why their views are low

>>76591493
Aniki all the way

>>76591493
Axel and Bettel, but I also think it'd be funny if Doki won her own event

I STILL MISS VESPER

>>76592031
why not watch orc then? i don't get it, its the same fucking person

>>76592120
It's not the same! I like not-vampire kayfabe, I like how he interacted with the other guys! I liked how he fit into holostars!

>>76591507
they discontinued EN support in the jp spaces as soon as tempus debuted. call it jap company branch autism

fuck off

>>76585089
>food tasting segment
Please no, I'm so tired of the white boy has bad food takes angle

>>76591493
I want Shinri to keep winning his matches because the interviews are the only way we'll see him until next week

Hey /mans/ I got called autistic by a medical professional so I can finally feel like I fit in

>>76585535
>still
Since when? The martial arts bit went on too long, but that aside, everyone I saw talk about it really liked it?

>>76586811
Holy based

>>76590814
Yeah, but everyone would know that US healthcare is fucked up but not Axel.

>>76592343
Cello part was so good it made a friend of mine who's not into vtubers tear up

>>76591493
Banchou. I want him to win by playing dirty, do the smuggest interview in the world, and get gangbanged by all the other contestants.

>>76592175
seems like mister "you live and die by your solo content" really died by his solo content, otherwise you would still watch him. the irony

>>76591493
It'd be peak comedy if Jurard gets eliminated in the first round and Bettel actually triumphs over everyone.

>>76592530
Anon, not everyone cares about what life is like for Americans.

Shinri should play the dead by daylight dating sim

>>76591493
I want Banchou to win because i like supporting the underdogs

RUE ONT THE TELYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjVO_42xs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjVO_42xs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjVO_42xs0

It's been a log time since I came here and I wanted to check on the doxxing site but I can't find it, is it down?? What happened

>>76594159
>RUE ONT THE TELYL
anon bbygirl, u okay?

>>76594264
DIE

>>76594264
elysium.baby

>>76594297
No

>>76594496
I still don't get why his nose is like that

Oh the highlight from replies to sc's is really annoying

>>76594264

>>76594527
The 3d modeler hates him

https://poal.me/5inmvr

>>76594264
Die doxxnigger

>>76594934
>Rexford

>>76594934
I'm rooting for all the boys

Death to doxxniggers

I find it funny that Ruze whores out his cat so much while Hakka's cat is a wanted international criminal

>>76595079
didn't you see my oshi Octavia is in there too

this game didn't need dialogue

>>76595089
>zyzz
I remember watching vids about him in 2013 in highschool when I started lifting. How time flies

>>76595194
I want Octavia to make me her puppet.

>>76595079
>>76595194
Might be someone cross-posting from /hfz/? I have no idea why someone keeps calling puppet boy Octavia.

ohhhhh a strikeout lets goo

>>76596434
I'd like to be excited but I have never understood what any of this shit means

>>76596434
The TRUE streaming monster of Tempus Jeffrey

I'm not feeling this game's dialog desu

>>76596961
It's the soulless type of quirky written by someone who isn't funny

>76596434
No one cares about that, go back to your thread

watching ruze play this game makes me want animal crackers and apple juice and I dont know what that means.

>>76597472
>Age regression

>>76596961
Leaving it without dialogue would've been a lot better

>>76597472
Little Timmy...

>>76597524
does this mean hes becoming dad or daddy?

>>76597845
stop I don't want this to awaken anything, my father is still present in my life I promise I don't have any issues

>>76598703
That’s what they all say

first watching ruze since debut, honestly impressed he's kept up the gravely voice

>>76599077
It's just how he speaks
He actually talked about it briefly yesterday, but there doesn't seem to be a timestamp

>I lost my balls

it's always amazing how they can play shit games like these and make it seem like they enjoy them

cute kibby

>>76599077
its very easy to find his PL and for the years he was streaming on that, the voice was consistent so it def has to be just how he talks.

>>76600244
KYS NIGGER

christ they don't even try to hide themselves anymore

I never realized how necessary it was for the doxxsite to exist until this past month

HE'S A VAMPIRE

i love his droopy eyes so much

>>76565618
>picrel
That's some cool ass art, very nice

Lazy jenny motherfucker

>>76599906
look at this fag he doesn't like comfy cat games to turn your brain off to

they spinnin nigga, they spinnin

KEK

scuffkino?

HE DID IT AGAIN THAT BASTARD

>give me you power chat
>stream ends
KEK

>>76601606
No that writing made that 100% a reddit game

aaiieeee I fell for it

Yeah sorry Ruze, I did find you cool in the first 2 months, then you started getting annoying but still fine, but Ruzaders are a cancer, I can't put myself to watch your streams while being in the same ambient as them.
Good luck, try not to get cancelled by them

does anyone want another member drawn like this?

>>76603203
feel like axel and flayon fit this expression nicely

>>76603203
flay for sure

>>76603203
I could use an Altare for my Smugtare compilation

>https://x.com/GigglePox/status/1794435777033629750

>>76604052
Lazy

Altare lost his passion for Holostars, he only sees it as a job now

>>76603313

>>76604763
Perfect timing, thank you chu~

Altare lost his penis in Holostars, he only sees Holostars on it now

>>76603203
one for banchou pls

>>76604973
Poor boy. Does he still have his balls?

The only thing I can gather from the twitts is that Bettel will do a juggle skit

>>76604973
In which Holostar did he lose it? I’m not looking into all those assholes

>>76605329
And that they're learning choreographies and Miyabi will probably be a guest on Flayon's

>>76604736
Mr. "Never Work Too Hard"
I wonder why his projects are always failures

Wrestletuber just makes me sad now. Why did you do this to me you whore... I was so excited...

why are our schizos so boring nowadays...

>>76605577
I'm happy honestly, he was gonna be one of the casters, that was a horrible cast from Doki.

>>76565881
DAY 34! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 34! 2 DAYS LEFT TO GET HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH!

>>76605577
There there bubby, we can still laugh at the rest of the members jobbing

>>76605684
Come to think of it, I'm surprised flay didn't show up as a caster

>>76605143
we cant confirm as of yet, i implore any and all able body cultare to provide any eye-witness testimonies with regards to his special slimeballs
>>76605344
again, reports are fuzzy on the matter. there have been rumors of a "buddy-sharing system" among the rest of the holostars with regards to his sabergun. nothing concrete however...

>>76605684
He probably would have done just fine casting I don't get why so many people seem to think otherwise

>>76605975
His voice is disgusting

>Pollux Catcam is for T3 only
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76606021
Oh, so it's just the schizos schizoing. Ok.

>>76606306
The anon is right tho

>>76606306
nta but his voice does put me off too, it's like he tries way too hard and it ends up coming off as unnatural

>>76605835
Why would he? He doesn't care about this type of game

Who's the most menhera now?

>>76606492
Altare

>>76606492
Me

>>76606492
Not me

>>76606492
Me (sometimes love songs come on at my work and make me think about my oshi and I have to hide in the bathroom and cry)

>>76606492
I just got new meds so not me either

>>76606403
Do the other participants/casters care about wrestling? I was just thinking about it since he's the token VA guy

>>76606403
I would wager most other participants don't usually care about wrestling much either

>>76606656
Doki got an actual VA

>>76606656
I figure casting is more about your ability to hype up and entertain, of which Flayon isn't the best at since he gets distracted and bored easy

>>76606864
>wrestling matches going on
>Flay suddenly starts asking the other casters random questions about sex and love

>>76606864
Exactly this and he's probably too busy to commit to an event like this

>>76606656
classic zoomies saying they love something cause they enjoyed a few memes they saw related to it

>>76606864
Doki would be hyping up the fighters while the red retard would be talking about childhood trauma

Damn, asteroid's dropping a whole ass diss track on dino man.

>>76607030
>He then starts feeling up your leg
>He asks you if you want to dip out
>You go together to the bathroom and he starts sucking you off
>After you're done he goes back first
>You wait a few minutes before returning and pretend nothing happened

>>76606864
naruhodo I don't know much about wrestling I wish he participated in some way but I imagine he's probably busy with bday and VG3D prep.
>>76607030
kek I can see it

>>76607494
>VG3D
Meds

>>76607278
and every single vtuber there would relate

>>76607333
>yo yo one of my boys i wiped out your entire species
too soon

>>76607333
You know what, I hope it drops so hard that it renders his species extinct for good this time.

>>76603257

>>76607701
Nice.
That's a beeeeg forehead, yo!

>>76607701
bald head ass

The rise of wanting to fight Shinri directly correlates to ryona https://x.com/sheeppiles/status/1794456556874129845

>>76607826

Genuinely hoping she pulls this off it'd be so fucking good if she did

>>76607884
Armis doko?

>>76607333(me)
It's dropping in a couple of minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUUeBN0WOMY

>>76607978

>>76607884
Poor conflicted axelotl

>>76604763
Beautiful

>>76607884
>Hakka has 0 handsome stickers

KEK

>>76607884
I want to fight mama too (naked and in his bed)

>>76608153

>>76608318

>>76608116
this is some high effort shit

Can banchou recover from this

>>76608116
This is a live slaughter.

>>76605684
I'm sure he would have done well, GB is funny, but as soon as I heard he was participating I immediately pictured banchou doing the casting, so I am a little happy GB dropped out of that part...

>>76607884
mechabirbo remains the cutest

>>76608297

>>76608116
that was actually fire kek
banchou in shambles

>he doesn't know what's a heel
>he doesn't know what's a mark
>he doesn't know what's a sell
>he doesn't know what's a kwab
>he thinks "kayfabe" is a type of seaweed
>he believes "shoot" refers to photography
>he thinks "blade job" was a term from a barber shop
>he thinks "gimmick" is a type of candy
>he believes "bump" is just a minor inconvenience
>he thinks "workrate" meant how fast you finish your tasks
>he thinks "jobber" is someone who helps with employment
>he believes "babyface" refers to a literal baby's face
>he thinks "spot monkey" was an insult about someone's hygiene
>he thinks "over" means excessively enthusiastic
>he believes "dive" was just a term for swimming
>he thinks "stable" referred to a farm building
>he thinks "pop" is a sound a balloon makes
>he believes "hot tag" meant a spicy game of tag
>he thinks "turn" meant changing direction while driving
>he thinks "cheap heat" is just a poorly functioning heater
>he believes "no-sell" meant a store refusing to take returns

Can he even come back from this?

>>76608116
Banger

At least fight BACK

next OP needs to be this

>>76609096
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1794490235554091342

>>76608652
No

>>76608477

Dino...

>>76606656
Jurard was a WWE fan when he was younger and he's basically the perfect character for a heel commentator - that's why I was surprised he wasn't picked originally. You need to be loud and hype up all the big moves and moments, and also kind of build up the story of each match, and he's great at both.

>>76609122
absolutely I already had it prepped and ready to go, it's so good

>>76609096
I mean...if he can cook fast enough...

>>76609494
cute bear

>>76609494
anon...

>>76609096
Nana's mixer...betrayal
>>76609559
>>76609564
shhh

>>76603294
>>76603257

>>76608622
>doesn't even know what happened in the summer of 1992

>>76609831
>>76604763
>>76607701
ayo why they looking at me like that

>>76609298

>>76610047

>>76609972
I hope you brought lube because they sure didn't

Asteroid roasting Dino...

Sorawrity gave asteroid the info for the diss track, and Ollie insulted him enough about the pregnancy that Nana almost felt bad.

I want another track from whoever wins the match.

>>76610165
Aaaaand it's a draw! gg

>>76610551
Boooooo

>>76610551
just like i planned it hehehe gg

Jurardbros you're being complimented

65 million years of getting pregnant and eating grass....

Stop his already dead...

Jurard's weeb Japanese vs asteroid that actually speaks Japanese, amazing.

the calm before the storm...

>>76604984

>>76611868
THE STOOOOOOOOOOORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=137

Please god don't job

Only 600 left to go for banchou's 100K karaoke...I hope he's been practising.

did axel even prepare for this actually. he hasnt mentioned anything about it besides one time saying he invited the boys in

I GIVE THE BOYS MY ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

they should marry

>>76612956
The cuckpanions would agree

>>76612365
You are asking for the impossible, I'm afraid

https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1794505168110961002

WRESTLETUBER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s

IT'S LIVE

WRESTLING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s

WRESTLING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s

>>76612821
I mean, there's not much for him to prepare? It's a fan made character and he's not going to control it. He's going to show up, call someone a bitch in an interview, and that's about it.

>>76613127

>>76613127
He;s gonna job

So what's the betting pool looking like?

BAKERS????
Shinri's name is still wrong

>>76613219
>>76613226(me)
No one is telling us to kiss...

WRTF IS THA TFACIAL HAIR

>>76613517
You don't deserve kisses

I BELIEVE IN BETTEL SWEEP

>>76613517
they hate us

I will not apologize for wanting Nana to obliterate Jurard.

>>76613517
They could tell you were a whore tellyposting just to get a kiss

>>76613517
whore

>>76613517
NO TIME FOR KISSES IT'S TIME FOR WRASSALIN'

>>76613626

WE GOT AN OP PIC???

>>76613737
ya

>>76613737
>>76613504
you dumb whores >>76609337

>they'll get rewarded
A hotdog and two handshakes?

Banchou's gotta win after all this

>>76613796
sorry had to piss
FRESH BREAD
>>76613927
>>76613927

>will jurard survive nutter extinction?
No.

Been a while since I've heard doki giggles

I'm happy banchou's match has been hyped up so much

>>76614071
Same, I'm so happy for this all happening.

huh.. ok?

this feels so numbing

That awkward silence kek

i hate the tts

Doki wasn't kidding about the scuff

Doki...

This was not a great idea for an opening kek

Interesting choice for a first match

there's no way

It wouldn't be a large event in the EN-sphere without scuff

AI vs TTS, what a terrible way to start an event that's supposed to be loud and high energy...

>>76614400
nah. everything else after this is 1000xs better in comparison

Wait I just noticed it's a loli vs a bear...

>"The silence is absolutely DEAFENING!"

>>76614488
>everything else after this is 1000xs better in comparison
Unironically this.

we are just to used to Jurard's antics so this start is meh

>The fucking bots are still at it

>>76614673
No, we're used to literally anyone with a human voice

last for eating tempus' dicks

>>76614770
well yeah, I was trying to be nice for once

>>76614990
gay

LAST FOR BOYWINNER

>>76615003
No need, neuro stopped being funny after the first week and Zen... i guess has its niche