/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura toot Gura toot!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>76552203
My wife

Day 31! Give it up for day 31!

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Horfhorfhorf would you look at the garlic bread!

>>76552616
Woohoo a full month by any measurement!
LETS GOOOOO

Think Gura should try this to appreciate streaming again?
https://x.com/dafran/status/1793546383217271045

What da chumbies up to tonight?

https://files.catbox.moe/dljrh0.mp4

Gura is actually my wife. And I love this insecure dork very very much.

>>76553454
I am very sleepy. I got my jammies on. I am going to put on Dragon Ball and fall asleep now

>>76553695
I should really buy some jammies too. I want to be peak comfy.

I've never owned a Jammy

I hate this world so much!!

>>76553454
watching animu

>>76552616
What's the record?

>>76553860
>*Le touché*

>>76554436
I think was like 90 something

>>76553879
You sleep in your jeans or something?

>>76554780
I sleep in a comfy tshirt and boxers. I always wanted some dedicated jammies though.

I forgot that I had jammies, but it's too warm to be sleeping in them now.

>>76554436
I can find crabsposter up to day 82 (8th november) on warosu, her record is probably a bit longer because the sendai stream was on the 28th

>>76553454
Watching Apothecary Diaries. Really good anime from last year that's just as good if not better than Frieren.

I like Gura.

>>76555531
Same desu

>Dragon, Dragon! Gotta catch those Dragons! Dragon Ball Z!

>>76556861
yeah but what about the BEST English opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuFd5a_XLhc

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

Remember when Guras mom bought her a shake-weight? What did she mean by that? Was it exercise or did mom try some gay-conversion (ultra-lesbo to straight) therapy?

Sex with a fembud.

I have no idea what a fembud is and now it has been so long that i am afraid to ask

>>76558054
Retard

>>76558054
Literally just means a female chumbud, anon...

>>76558250
Yeah, but such a thing doesn't exist, whats the point of having a word for something fictional?

>>76558369

>>76557941
Probably just thought it'd be something easy for her to get some exercise and build a bit of muscle with, maybe also because it's funny.

>>76558369
There's a few chumbud Hololive members and around 8.5% of Gura's viewers are female. It's not a lot, but it's still a pretty good number when you consider how big her audience is.

Gura is my shake-weight.

I want to cook Gura a snack. I heard she likes peanut butter. I want to make Ants on a Log, which is peanut-butter filled celery topped with raisins and finely shredded carrots.

>>76558663
8.5% is fairly high for something that mostly caters to males

>>76558663
so when we suck each off other, there's a chance that's a real gay guy slobbering on my knobberino

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

I want to cook Gura as a snack.

>>76558663
53% watch Gura on a tiny screen. Absolutely plebian.

I give up. She's never coming back to regular streams. Does she have cancer or something because it doesn't make any sense.

>>76558957
The screen isn’t tiny when you hold it close to your face you stupid retard

>>76558663
I do love me fembuds

>>76559003
It's called apathy

>>76558957
Yeah, I remember I was surprised when I first saw that. It's sad how fast smartphones have overtaken PCs as the main way people go online.

>>76558923
How can you not care about ants. Ants are real neat even if when they get inside they're annoying. I remember back in elementary school I would follow their trail back to their hole and see them scurry their food into their hole.

>>76558957
I like watching my wife while I'm in bed

>>76559130
I remember stepping on an anthill as a kid and all the ants went to bite my leg.

>>76559008
Watching Gura on such a small screen is disrespectful. Only watch Gura on your projector or a screen no less than 27 inches diag.

>>76559130
Fuck ants they killed my lovebird

>>76559255
>>76559318
This is anti-ant propaganda don't believe these lies. Real are animals or peace and love.

>>76559257
But if you hold the screen close to your face it's like watching on a big TV.

ants ate my gerbil when it escaped it's enclosure

I think my dog is an ant.

>>76559460
You have to out stretch your arms if not you'll go blind, dummy.

I like having a big monitor too much for a handheld device to be my main one. Only thing that could do it is if they someday have comfortable AR glasses that give you virtual floating high resolution screens. That'd be pretty cool.

Remember when Gura?

>>76559677
Vaguely

>>76559677
Remember, no
When, no
Gura, yes

who?

>>76559677
I remember when Gura wanted to make wigs out of pubic hair, that was wholesomely sweet of Gura <3

>>76558054
A chud with a pussy

I still can't believe she didn't know what pubes actually meant. kek

>>76559765
you forgot to add the soundpost

>>76559873 (me)
oh catbox is still down...

>>76559873
I don't have it, I'm afraid. Just the image.

>>76559677
almost...

>>76559848
She really is basically a child...

The wild thing is that she has mentioned pubic hair not 1 time but 2 times, the wig time but also when talking about wrestling, paraphrasing now because i don't remember exactly but: "Big burly men with lots of pubic hair", then talked about them shaving their pubic hair so the opponent can't pull eachother in them

Very kino

Could you technically call stuff like chest hair pubic hair?
Like you know, it's also hair that you only get after starting puberty.

>>76561121
Oyasame

>>76561079
That's how she was thinking of it, but no, it's explicitly defined as "the hair that grows around the sexual organs".

>>76561121
sleep tight buddy

I just googled Mons pubis & landed on the wikipedia page for it, you should go take a look, there is one picture in that article of a lady with a VERY puffy pussy area :D

>>76561363
Wow, you weren't kidding

Are we back?

>>76561425
lol no

>>76561205
I love her so much, she can act like a naughty brat, but is actually strangely clueless about so many things.

>>76561455

>>76561501
Another fun one was when she was talking about the James Webb telescope and released this banger: "Our star? Which one is that? Pluto?" :D :D :D I don't know if she is making these sillies on purpose for funsies or

>>76561363
From that also learned that apparently the external part of the urethra is called the "urinary meatus". I just can't take that name seriously. lol

>>76561609
https://youtu.be/jIku1jBMDjI?t=2145

"OMG, OUR STAR? Which star is ours? Pluto?"

>>76561609
>>76561777
I had completely forgotten she said that. lol. At least she realized and corrected herself right away.

I like when ggg is educational and teacheng me stuff

I'd love to learn anatomy with Gura, preferably with live demonstrations from her.

>>76562083
Judging by this thread it would go something like this: "Okay, so the vulva is located just below the shoulderblades"

>>76562307
Nah, that's the dangly thing at the start of your throat

>>76562402
that's above the shoulderblades dumbud

>>76561363
why did everyone lie to me and tell me puffy cunny wasn't real

I usually don't make these kinds of posts and ignore those who do, but I don't know if I can deal with it anymore. Her leaving, no communication at all, coming back for two or three streams and then leaving for a few more months with again, no communication...

how do you deal with that? I can't anymore.

>>76563075
I am numb at this point

>>76563075
I'm not really sure, I just stopped caring as much after a while. I still hate it, but it's more like a dull sadness that I can distract myself from and ignore at this point.

Gurass

>>76563509
>chumbuds want to sniff check this

>>76563509
GODDAMN IT I'M TIRED OF THIS

POST HER ASS. HER REAL, BARE ASS, SPREAD OPEN EVEN. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR I CLICK ON IT EVERY FUCKING TIME HOPING THIS TIME YOU ACTUALLY POSTED HER ASS BUT NO ITS ALWAYS THE GODDAMN DINOSAUR TRYING TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW
GOD JUST ONCE I WANT TO SEE YOU POST GURA'S GAPING ANUS OR EVEN JUST HER ASSCHEEKS INSTEAD OF THAT

STUPID
FUCKING
DINOSAUR

uh, ok

>>76563827
Oh thanks

>>76561363
I wish i knew about this in middle school, I woulda goomed like crazy.

>>76563075
>how do you deal with that?
I don't

>>76563685

>>76563075
At some point you'll stop being disappointed. Or I assume so anyways, because I still haven't hit that point yet, this whole week sucked.

>>76563827
shark butt

I'm crazily in love with this dumb girl.

>>76565086
>>76565326
Can Gura use magic?

>>76565415
yeah

>>76563685
Nerf this

>>76565851
Nice filename chumbie

>>76565851
this is probably gura's favorite soundpost

>>76565415
yes, I just have to infuse her with my "mana" every now and then

>>76566202
Male too close.
Post her without clothes now please

>>76565415
Yes, and one day she will be one of the most powerful of wizards.

>>76563509
SNIFFFFF

>>76565415
She's a semen siren. She casts semen draining spells T u T

https://litter.catbox.moe/aml1g3.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/r2rdmu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/robl8m.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/1bd0ww.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/svvftc.png

>>76566546
>the most powerful of wizards
Gura the Grand Wizard

>>76566824
meant for >>76566542

>>76566824
Why is Gura so ryonable? T u T

>>76567068
because she's tiny and frail

>>76566878
>>76567166
sloppa

>>76566824
Holy seeeeeeeeggggssss

>>76567068
because Gura has a ryona fetish so you know she likes it too

>>76567166
Sweet lord she's blowjob sized

>>76567280
there's better, I just felt like posting more of this set because this anon started >>76565086

>>76567372
I appreciate it either way horny chumbie, you're always there to provide shark sex

>>76567664
you're welcome

Still not beating this set

>>76567762
Well you know what must be done now...

>>76567762
absolutely, It's so well done, I REALLY want more of it and I will keep requesting more.
https://litter.catbox.moe/kkzpvb.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/8c5i5t.png

After horny hours can we go to cute posting?

>>76567939
sexxo

>>76568093
Imagine walking into the classroom and this is the first thing you see <3

>>76567990

With the option of getting her pregnant off the table, would you rather fuck her cunny or her butt?

>>76568556
But...she poops from there

>>76568598
Not right now she doesn't.

>>76568556
I want to try both, but cunny first

>>76568598
Not right now she don't

>>76567939
Oh wow, that second one is amazing. That pose and the look on her face is just perfect.

>>76569555

>>76569555

>>76569718
I actually saw this out of curiosity and nostalgia not too long ago. This is how the very first episode starts, with Bear sniffing around and saying he smells something good, then says it must be you and you must smell so good because of how healthy you are or something. Kinda wild that's how they start the show, with him sniffing kids through the screen and telling them how good they smell.

>>76569872
Is it Joe Biden in a bear costume?

>>76552203
The style of this game would fit her so much
https://youtu.be/-gElrwlda30?si=FZdUMSTNaN04Ul5V

>>76570168
Advertise your shitty as game somewhere else

>>76558957
Its the poverty way to watch. Theres a lot of people that dont have any other internet connection besides their phone and have no clue what proper internet use is like

Look at this little whore

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>76570168
I looked at the thumbnail and thought the thumb on the right was a purple dildo for a second.

>>76570939
samen

Child

gura today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76571411
Gura always.

pebble here, I think gura is cute and she should wiggle her tail.

I can stil hardly believe that she did not do anything after her last tweet. Any good faith I had left is gone...

>>76571531
who?

>>76571531
Based pebblebro

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76571643
Slutty cunny T u T

Did some mention the tail? I love the tail.

>>76571643
I think Chloe and Aqua should have sex with me and Gura

>>76571643
oh hell yeah

it's pretty amazing how many times Gura has shaken her cute little butt for us

>>76571643
I want to squeeze her fat tail so bad...

>>76571858
Me on her head.

>>76571858
You can't see me here, but I'm actually in her cunny.

anotha one

Gura's tummy has been telling me to commit war crimes.

>>76563827
erotic child

Baguraette honhonhon

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Gura today? Or Gura never?

>>76573229
Goob morning. Actually I do.

>>76573615
Gura will come when she feels like it, just give her some space

What if Gura was real?

>>76574276
gura in a dino costume (raincoat)

>>76574819
That's the real dino gura

HUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY

WTFF

>>76576096
Well faggots, are you gonna tell her or is this stream just gonna be filled with more enabling like usual?

We're so back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCH5VHtF1bY
God, is that you?

>>76576414
We're back until the next ghosting at least

Chumchads just can't stop winning

>>76576236
I’ll tell her how much I love her

>>76576616
Thought so.

>>76576096
MY MOMMY IS HOME!!!

im the emperor of /ggg/

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

predict how many streams until she goes back to the usual
I'm going to say 4

>>76576955
Seems about right

What a brat, I can't believe she streams today. No warning. I'm going to have to correct her behavior.

GOOMBA

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck. I haven't played Subnautica. Now I have 11 hours to download it for free and play as much as I can before the stream starts.

>>76576096
>hello i am under the water
And thank you for your service

>>76576955
4? Generous today. Shell stream tomorrow then taken Sunday off for memorial day weekend with her friends and family. She might stream earlier next week, or might be too exhausted from the celebration and just fall right back into the ghosting. I'll say she'll stream Saturday and maybe Monday/Tuesday.

>>76576955
2
Today and tomorrow and then she's off.

>>76577165
Shit I got my dates all mixed up today's Saturday lol. So she'll stream today and maybe Monday/Tuesday.

>>76576419
>>76576096

>>76576236
>>76576768
Whine at her yourself you bystander effect faggot
See how much good it does spoiler: it will be exactly zero

The real question is if she'll remember that she said next stream she would release the 3 year badges.

>>76577301
There will be no badges.

When is the merch announcement though?

>>76577301
Supa and ask Gura, she wont mention it.

i want to make a radio mod for fallout nv with all goombas fallout song
https://youtu.be/y9dDFgBEP44

So many grays in the prechat, so many of them saying the same cringey one stream a month jokes.

>>76577696
Jokes?

WIFE!

Rejoice the God Emperor stirs again

You guys know what this means. A new war will start later today. I can feel it.

>>76577916
Oh good im looking forward to it. The screams and tears make it totaly worthwhile

How reliable is the youtube frame post "bug"?. This super early frame made me think she was in Japan.

Chumbuds, report for duty.

>>76578156
i already said i love gura in the chat. now im gonna sleep

>>76577696
Remember anon, this is hololive. Everyone gets their turn with the joke and we don’t get a new one until that’s done

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

WE ARE SO BAAACKKK

>>76578118
elaborate?

>>76578491
Schizo

>>76578156
Got my gear ready.

>>76578491
It was something that came up during if advent was in Japan. If you open the frame in incognito mode, it will briefly show the timezone where the frame was posted.

>>76576236
Why are you a ball tucker?

>>76578156
I will order pizza

>>76577916
Nice, it'll make it easy to short the ES. Already got like 50 points from yesterday's run up.

>>76577525
why not with all gura songs in general?

Doki doesn't deserve this. Why couldn't Gura just reschedule to another day? This is one of Doki's biggest events and she's trying to get as many eyes on it as possible, but Gura chooses to overlap it? What's wrong with her?

>>76578805
She's based

>>76578680
It shows my local time when I do it, west coast, so maybe they fixed it?

>>76578805
Who? I only watch Gura.

>>76578805
Why would she care about your literal who indie

gura's chubby cheeks are so pinchable, especially on her 3d model

>>76578805
Who? Dont care negro

>>76578842
It showed UTC -7 for me, bit weird since I thought she was EST (also tested it with Baes frame that showed +9). Might be Guras VPN though.

>>76577815
Anon was being charitable to the grayfags, purease undastando

>>76579175
Holy sexo

>>76579175
But she literally only streams once a month, where's the joke?

>>76576096
>LOOK AT THE TIME

just with a 4 day delay XDDDD

>>76578805
Gura does not even know that that bitch exists lol

Gura
Wife

I am not even that ecstatic. I just know she will go and disappear again after a few streams or even right after this stream. Thanks Gura for making me apathetic

furor I know your brown ass is here. Stop being an absolute faggot in the prechat. It's cringe.

>>76579577
go and eat rat poison gdca2000

>>76552203
>>76552203
How can Gura show how her for us has been through it all so far.?
We can show Gura how she Gura has been for us without her to be a throughout for us.?

>>76579655
What?

>>76579655
Strokebud, please seek medical attention.

>>76579577
>Go and tell Gura that you are unhappy with the current situation

>NOOOOO STOP! DO NOT HURT HER FEELINGS! :(

you delicate snowflake niggerfaggots should grow a spine already

>>76579655
strokechama...

And so the cycle begins again, huh?

my wife

haters BTFO one again

Here's your chance go-tell-gura fag. Better see a supa from you

>>76578839
If being based is overlapping a once in a lifetime event out of spite, then you're a sociopath.
>>76578868
Doki, the most famous indie chuuba in EN. She's confident and hilarious, and constantly works hard to provide dragoons with content and give them personal attention (unlike some chuubas I know). Recently she participated in a Tekken tournament there her team for first, I highly suggest you take a look. https://youtube.com/@dokibird?si=-mMqfh0seT3GTHVa
>>76578890
>>76578868
>>76578997
>Who
You mean the current fastest growing chuuba in the world? I guess it makes sense that you don't know her since you never step out of your box.

>>76580233
holy fuck go back to your own thread you whiney little faggotbitch

>>76580233
>You mean the current fastest growing chuuba in the world? I
You know as good as me that she only got famous because of one of the biggest dramas in vtubing history, right? Most of the people who pitysubbed at the beginning are long gone. Her numbers have heavily declined since then.

I was really hoping she just wouldn't come back.
She'll never talk to us about anything or treat us like she used to so I don't even know why she is.
She's a lying whore and you can be sure she'll bounce off this game, drop it after a single stream, and then ghost everyone for another month until it's time to shill merch for her birthday.
Just graduate.

>>76580233
Go back Nijisis

>>76580408
Mmmmm declious anti-tears
my favourite

>>76578805
>>76580233
>Holo vs Holo wouldn't work today so Holo vs Indie

About fucking time! I missed jacking off to this girl like you wouldn't believe! T u T

>>76580450
She's my oshi from day one, but I want her to graduate.
I don't want to be caught in this cycle anymore.

>>76580612
You do know you can be a man and break the cycle for yourself right? Why do you have to be a little ball tucker?

>>76580612
Then leave
Eat a bullet
Drown in a river
Drink bleach
Eat rat poison

>I want my oshi to graduate
Bait used to be believable

>>76580612
>She's my oshi
>I want her to graduate
oxymoron

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>76580786
I hate bloop

>>76580801
Anon... that was Gabby. You might want to get tested.

I fucking love Gura

I love fucking Gura

I missed her so much and she's playing one of my favorite games I've been saving my goom guraaaaaaa

goob morning retards

>>76579246
Grayfags are the joke

>>76580942
>>76580974
Both me

wb shark

>>76581037
Goob morning faggot

>>76581037
good morning sex

>>76581018
>1-2 hour stream
>Only explores the shallows and a little bit of the kelp forest
>Decides the game is boring and never plays again

Remember to adress that you want regular streams back. Just do it in a polite manner. Its not hard.

i want every single "WE ARE SO BACK" posting faggot to die

>>76581108
I love her!
>>76581191
WE ARE SO BACK!

>>76580467
>>76580410
>>76580404
>>76580292
>None of you arguing against the fact that Doki loves us and constantly works to improve her streaming content
Fucking brainwashed. Gura is streaming Subnautica, a game thousands of chuubas have played. Just step outside your box for once and you'll see the vtubing scene has so much more to offer than the low quality shit you've been served.

>>76581123
>I'm sorry I know I should do better
>I've just been feeling burned out
>I'll try and stream more
>Doesn't
Every time retard.

WE'RE BACK CHUMCHADS

I can go back to sleep with a smile.
See you soon, chumbies. Don't bother with the threadshitters too much.

>>76580612
Cuck mentality
If she is your woman then you hold onto herwithout letting anything else tell you to let her go. You don't give up, roll over and fly the white flag like a bitch

>>76581268
it's fun laughing at them

>>76581227
>its about the game, not the chuuba
Holy fucking faggot mindset

>>76581328
>Trolls trolling trolls

Subnautica of all the fucking games that exists? With all the forklift certified jokes she made why not just play the shitty forklift game Kaela played the other day?

>>76581227
>implying dookieshit is quality
oh i am laffin

>>76581328
I just don't think engaging with it too much is very healthy. But if you're having fun who am I to say anything.

>>76581037
Goob morning faggot

>>76581227
Pathetic, delusional, sycophantic, poor-taste simp threadshitting
Your bait is low quality and low IQ, just like your oshi

Goob morni...GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76581227
Just take a breath for a moment and realize that YOU are butthurt because you think Gura should be considerate of someone who is a) not even in the same company b) decided to stream at Guras usual stream time c) very likely not even remotely on Guras interest radar

>>76576955
4? Last time she only managed 2.

Gura have fat tiddies

>>76581830
Too soon chumbie

>>76576096
Gura please tell me your blueberry crumble pie recipe.

masturbating to gura

WE ARE SO BACK

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

Another slop stream playing a slop game from a slop streamer. Who wants to watch the first 1-2 hours of slopnautica for the 197th time?

>>76581943
anon...

>>76581943
Uhhh....You should read the thread.

>>76582034
go back already, dragoon faggot

WIFE

>>76581227
>Falseflagging as gullible Ironmouse whiteknight orbiters a few weeks ago and whining that NOT off-topic posting was somehow "threadshitting" didn't work
>I know this time let's LARP as Doki fans upset she's getting mogged by Gura's mere existence
Is there any angle they HAVEN'T tried yet? Sounds like the idea pool's getting pretty exhausted

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>76581648
Anon PLEASE use your fucking brain for 5 seconds.

>>76582356
Anon PLEASE stop being a deluded faggotnigger for 5 seconds

>>76582034
>Who wants to watch the first 1-2 hours of slopnautica for the 197th time?
If it's Gura streaming it? Me.

SLUT SLUT SLUT

SAME SEXO SAME SEXO

>>76582432
Yeah, mine

>she will never explore the ship
>she will never find the island
>she will never discover the aliens
>she will never go see a ghost leviathan
>she will never meet the Sea Emperor
What even is the point

i will cum on her TuT

There she is

>>76582847
where? i do not see her in chat

>>76582726
Chances are she's seen one of the other girls play it so all you'd get is feigned wonder and suprise

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE