/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

today was a good day

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your unborn child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I FUCKING HATE THAT I LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I DON'T WANT TO WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

She puts her phone against her pussy and pleasures herself with the vibrations from her twitter notifications. She retweets the pictures that make her cum.

I really REALLY love Mori!

>>7639056
You're genuinely missing out, Onaholes are amazing
But even besides that sex toys for women are massively more widespread and culturally accepted compared to male ones.

OKAY DOXXBEATS, IMPORTANT QUESTION
zee yuu or zee yuu feat. OnigiriMan?

>>7639263
Sounds true I believe it

>>7639115
Do you consider a Hitachi Magic Wand a "real sex toy" or a shoulder massager?

>>7639263
>implying she didn't hire someone to make a sophisticated bot that combs YouTube, Twitter, /vt/, and the farms and vibrates her phone anytime someone talks shit about her

>>7639292
>You're genuinely missing out
Story of my life.
But yeah, I could never buy a sex toy and still respect myself as a human being.

>>7639292
Seriously onaholes...?

Got any recommendations? On Amazon. Preferably

森りん頑張って !!

>>7639237
The tsundere version was better.

Was the Omori endurance stream as good as this last one? I've been waiting to play it on switch before I check out those vods.

>>7639327
Depends how well you can lie about not using it for sexual relief purposes.

>>7639518
this one was better for sufferkino, since it got close to Crash 4 levels
Omori was more emotional

>>7639160
I hope you don't seriously cum to your oshi

Calli really needs to play more rhythm based games.

Man if only she got permissions for Guitar Hero, or hell, get herself a VR set for beat saber.

>>7639518
you cant really compare this one to omori's endurance, because she was more invested in omori's story and it felt more emotional, with everhood you see more sufferkino, but is still worth checking out

>>7639626
I edge constantly during her streams so I can be ready to cum if she coincidentally says the word "come" because then I can pretend she's ordering me to do it.

>>7639639
Beat Saber with Mori might even be better than RFA honestly

God damn, I just want Mori to beat the shit outta me. I hate myself so much and I'm so angry but don't want to commit suicide or a mass shooting, I just want Mori to repeatedly beat me to the ground until I'm dead or unconscious. I'm not even a deadbeat and only watch a few of her streams. I think she's alright but am not overly attracted to her romantically or sexually but damn I just want her to curb stomp me. Fuck having a cute girl tell me "Everything's going to be alright" instead I want Mori to brutally lay down the hurt on me and call me a worthless piece of shit.

>>7639639
>ywn be Mori's sports bra trying to contain her cantaloupes during a Beat Saber 3d stream

>>7639626
Everyone in a while I fantasies about her getting hungry for my cum and forcing orgasm after orgasm out of me. I Don't even start jerking off to her when it happens she just fucking invades my mind.

>>7639389
Amazon is hard unless you're fine with importing from jp amazon.
In general I'd recommend the Venus Real, but that's on the expensive end for holes, but has an amazing and pretty realistic feel.
The R20 is a great value as well but with way stronger stimulation, it's a very different feeling.
https://daimaoh.co.jp/item1663.html
and
https://daimaoh.co.jp/item1391.html

>>7639754
I can only get off to porn with actors that look like her

>>7639665
Fucking based

>>7639621
This might have felt best for her to beat because it was "Hard Mode" though. Omori and Crash were technically standard difficulties (classic mode on Crash is horrible though)

>>7639518
>>7639621
Omori didn't have the difficult gameplay this or Crash had since it wasa turn based RPG, it was more watching her reactions to the story more than anything.

>>7639626
I don't cum to Mori or lewds of her
her roomie though . . .
Captcha: D4 WYD

>>7639832
Honestly for how much that one deadbeat hyped up how much Mori would vibe with the second half of Everhood due to the story it was rather disappointing.

God this First everhood vod is fucking amazing as an Sbeat. Mori constantly pleading and begging the game is giving me some kind of emotional high.

>>7639829
Crash was on hard if anything, game is designed around infinite lives normally

>>7639908
I only watched bits and pieces of the first one. It's that good?

>>7639940
I just love hearing her say "No, Please, Stop , Sir Please, I"M BEGGING YOU." Its so good

>>7640009
Thanks for the tip.

>>7639292
Oh man, I'll never forget the first time I used an onahole. That shit was surreal how good it felt. Only downside is the cleanup afterwards.

>>7639160
Why does mori keep coming her and shilling herself? She need to get a life and stop sounding like a man.

>>7640058
I can’t read Japanese I still could use a good, ENGLISH site. Guide. Or translation. To get my NUT
>>7639768
I CANT READ THIS THESE LINKS MEAN NOTHING TO ME

>>7640117
Amazon or otonajp, my first onahole was a meiki sarah with onatsuyu lube.

>>7640117
That site is just the best repository for images of how the ona will look and what the sizes are.
For guide just use https://controlc.com/08ffe926
It's pretty competent about most thinks.
Distributors for most countries are different.
>>7640171
Onatsuyu is such a massive upgrade to any hole's feelings compared to shitty local lube

>>7639899
An anon in the last thread said it best, it's a game that's carried by it's gameplay and music, the story is just kind of a backdrop.

>>7639160
>hash-slinging
Mori is a drug dealer?
Mori is a cook in a 1950s style throwback side of the road diner?

>>7640319
>Mori worked as a waitress at Hooters and got cussed out and drink thrown on her by a customer that made her cry

>>7639908
Hearing all that pleading really makes me want to push her masochism to its limits.

>>7639160
These OPs are getting pretty low effort

>>7640504
everyone's sleepy after the stream

>>7640504
I think this one might be a poorly-disguised anti-post, but who cares?
>haha Mori is a drug addict lmao

>>7640551
It's a Spongebob reference.

I am part of extended universe

>>7640584
Fair enough. Never watched Spongebob.

>>7639708
Source? That pic looks sick

>>7640782
https://twitter.com/AngryNum/status/1391426468677255168

>mori beat the game
what an absolute legend

>>7640584
Can't wait for that B4BB stream. Want to watch Korone's but I also want to wait and see Mori play it so I can have the memories come back while watching. That game was really fun, but I remember it really pissing me off. Damn I had a big temper as a kid.

>>7641252
at the cost of deadbeats sleep

Your Whori

Last IRyS cover is SSS. I was still holding out hope it was a Mori song...

>>7641647
I was at work
ES t.

>>7641732
I'm kinda glad, the covers are really nothing great and I can go through my life without IRyS trying to rap

>>7641732
Literally no one can tell me that they were suprised the last song was SSS.
Also Kiara can rap better than Irys

>>7641647
They knew what they were getting into.

Heads up
Live again is almost at 8 mil
https://youtu.be/h-LOlueKCtk
Deadbeats almost at 10 mil
https://youtu.be/6ydgEipkUEU
And Red at 6.5 mil
https://youtu.be/-AuQZrUHjhg

>>7642358
Envy
https://youtu.be/p4vzp9MCg1w
TGRLS
https://youtu.be/Z5VxUvL_uBo

>>7642358
>>7642386
Time to bump my "Oops! All Mori" playlist once more before bed

>>7639184
Based incestbro

>>7639160
Cool, but how does she feel about pregnancy?

>>7639518
Honetly, I don't think so. The first stream was god-tier since you could feel her connecting with every single fucking moleclue of the game on a personal level. Then the depression arc happened (the second stream is still good despite), not to mention this was smack in the middle of her music hell arc, so the following streams suffered from lack of enthusiasim and simply being too spread out for her to stay immersed. For a good part of the final episode (the endurance stream) she is making her dumb sassy commentaries/jokes and her "ogeys" in the middle of serious scenes and it ruins the mood completely. It still has its moments where the memory parts get to her, and the ending scene is good too. But if you want the Omori experience you would be making a grave mistake not playing it on your own first.

>>7639626
I seriously hope you shut the fuck up, fgt.

>>7639708
Holy shit! Non-deadbeats can be alright sometimes!

>>7640366
mori isn't pretty enough irl life to get a job at hooters. She is a frumpy poser.

>>7639899
I'm assuming he was alluding to the revelation that Red was literally a reaper, but yeah. Tbf I think she was simply to focused on getting through the bosses to care at that point.

>>7640104
She doesn't need to do shit, you backseat lifer!

>>7643609
Mori is hotter than the typical modern hire at a Hooters.

>>7640504
Good. It should be "Mori thread: thread for the one and only oshi we give a shit about. Free-of-the-Literally-Whos Edition". Simple as.

>>7641647
>Calli sacrificed her sleep for Moririn's ego
>(We) sacrificed our sleep for Moririn's ego
WE ARE

>>7642386
We need a Stream Envy Baby campaign

i think mori should cancel her next stream and sleep more

Is Sydsnap part of Mori's extended universe

>>7643963
No, now shut the fuck up

>>7643933
But it's at 9 pm for her.
>>7643963
I don't think so, since never mentioned her afaik. She belongs in the root vegetable universe.

>>7643933
She'll probably be fine, probably had today's schedule cleared so she could sleep/relax because she said she did a lot yesterday

>>7639794
I need names

>>7645143
June lovejoy

>>7645170
Holy crap it's her in another (worse) timeline

>>7645143
Bailey Jay

>>7645170
>>>
THEY ARE???

>>7645272
Now hold on a second

>>7645272
What the fuck?

>>7645590
snek...

Warning! UWAAAAAA post ahead:
She cosplays as herself and then experiments with various toys while staying in-character and pretending the Deadbeats are watching.

>>7645726
>pretending
Somebody didn't get the memo about T4.

>>7645726
i hope she at least makes an effort on the cosplay

>>7645272
https://streamable.com/5rueaq

>>7645768
>T4
it was in the T44 stream bro

>>7645272
yabe

>>7645272
i dont know if im pure or just retarded but i dont get it

>>7645940
The girl on the left looks a bit like some trilingual austrian bitch. The one on the right doesn't have big enough tits to be carrot.

>>7645774
She's been fine tuning the costume with input from Kiara.
Do you know amazing it is for her to be bouncing around and the veil comes up over the front of her face and she's too into it to move it, only pulling it back once she's done and then it's like she's completed a marriage with her Deadbeats. Completely drunk on pleasure.

>>7645940
Its a pic of two women who have a passing resemblance to two other women who were living in Japan and were friends.

Honestly the resemblance is very tenuous at best even if I find the idea of "D and K" doing a JAV together hot as hell

>>7642358
>Deadbeats almost at 10 mil
Wait what, I thought that song was already way past 10 mil with that remix contest going on at her start.

>>7646092
>completed a marriage with her Deadbeats
Consummated?

>>7646113
skeletor....

>>7646156
Did >we enjoy the honeymoon?

>>7642358
Counting music views on YouTube is a bit annoying because they have a separate auto-generated channel (Mori Calliope - topic)
These are the number if you add the 2 channels

RIP -> 23.3 + 4.5 = 27.8 M
DEADBEATS -> 9.9 + 2.0 = 11.9 M
Live Again -> 8.0 + 2.8 = 10.8 M
Off With Their Heads -> 7.5 + 1.2 = 8.7 M
Red -> 6.5 + 1.2 = 7.7 M
Dawn Blue / HoloALT -> 6 M
Cursed Night -> 3.2 + 0.9 = 4.1 M
Reaper ka Rapper -> 2.5 + 0.7 = 3.3 M
TGRILS -> 0.8 + 1.8 = 2.6 M
Guh -> 2.2 M (No MV)
Bully -> 2.2 M (No MV)
Ibasho -> 0.3 + 0.3 + 0.5 = 1.6 M (500k views on Crunchyroll)

Original songs -> 88.9M views

Roki -> 5.7M
Envy -> 0.8M

Cover + Original songs -> 95.4M

>>7647479
>Bully second lowest after Inbashitsho
tema de Ghostling.....

>>7647626
Maybe it's the japanese? I feel like Bully has more jp lyrics than the other Your Mori songs, the other one with more was TGRiLS but that has the mv buff.

>>7647626
What? TGRILS was the lowest from the album before the MV release. Bully and Guh are tied.

>>7647626
>>7647743
Bully is her 4th best performing song on YouTube Music, very close to Guh. Bully seems bad in this rank because there's no MV to boost views

Titanic, but with me and Mori

>>7648037
>RIP above Live Again
what the fuck

>>7648161
Isn't RIP her most popular song?

>>7648075
The only Titanic that will ever be near Mori will be my dick as we make love.

>>7648190
Yeah but hope Cursed night got some love that song is underrated

[News] Mori is awake

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

>>7648491
Fake news

what would a Mori/IRyS musical collab be like?

Too cute
https://twitter.com/DummyEnergy/status/1423142686974873603?s=19

>>7648648
Hello Mori.

>>7645726
if true I love it

>>7645838
>>7645768
explain I'm fucking stupid

>>7648908
Post three cute Moris and I will explain.

>>7648774
>It's real.

>>7648948
oki

>>7648774
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1424223411249631234

ok now tell me

>>7649116
T1, 2 and 3 are the "public tiers" of Mori channel membership.
Real fans participate in Tier Four and above. (T4+)

>>7649099
Also seems to be watching IRyS

>>7649099
Yeah, you are right. I left checked you lol

>>7647626
Just wait til it gets the MV. It'll skyrocket like GRLS has.

>he actually posted the 3 cute moris
i kneel

When I saw Calli was playing Everhood again and the stream said finale, I thought either she severely underestimated how much of the game she had left, or she planned to do a really long stream. Now I see that the absolute madwoman actually did a full on 10-hour stream. I am actually going to sit down and watch the entire VOD for this because I really loved this game. I was sad when she only played it for a couple hours and then dropped it for months, I really thought she had given up and would never get back to it. I'm glad that was not the case.

>>7649795
It might take her a while but our Mori keeps her promises even if her making them is a bit of a meme at this point.

>>7649848
>her making them is a bit of a meme
It makes me sad that our boy is so determined not to make any more promises.

>>7649882
She let moripromises.txt get to her.

>>7649882
Its fine, she is learning that promises don't mean anything if people just assume it isn't going to happen because you promise everything like a Peter Molyneaux. She wants you to trust her, she wants you to believe she means what she says whether its "I will get this done" or "I love you" she wants you to know its real

>>7650741
God help me, but I do. I never doubted that she'd always do her best to deliver, which I guess is part of why her newfound hesitation hits me so hard.

>>7650741
the only times she fails to deliver her promises are when it comes to the release of collab songs but that one is not that much of a problem because she doesnt have control on that

>>7650922
NTA but I think things are better this way. It must hurt her pride to promise songs that end up not coming out because of third parties. There's also other shit out of her control like collabs that end up being rescheduled. As long as she knows that she's keeping to her word, she's happy which is all that matters.
I remember doubting that she would do the regular ASMR stream before the cursed ASMR because all she had been talking about was the cursed ASMR. It was such a pleasant surprised that she actually remembered and gave us a fantastic ASMR stream. As long as she keeps that up, I don't care whether she explicitly makes promises or not.

>>7651144
Yeah, I know. Good points well made- it just feels like there's a growing distance there if she doesn't feel like she can promise things without antis having a field day.
Doesn't really matter if we trust her if there's nothing to trust her about, know what I mean?

But whatever, i'm not a dadfag so the BBQ and so on never super mattered to me.
Mostly just looking forward to the fresh originals now, and it's not like she's going to give up on those.

i miss her...

>>7651322
I'm not a dadfag either but I am extremely excited for that BBQ. I want to see black gloved Mori, I have the idea that she's a clumsy chef and I want to see if it's true.

Overcoming her past weaknesses and keeping promises. She knows how much support she has, knows her potential and is using it.
NO STOPPING HER.

>>7651385
That would be cute. She mentioned she was cooking more.

>>7651385
what's up with needing gloves? is it just hololive policy?

>>7652068
Revealing her skin tone would make it easier for some obsessed maniac to potentially dox her.

>>7652068
is mostly to avoid the schizos that try to track you based on your hands and nails

>>7652094
>We finally see Mori’s hands on stream
>They’re black

>>7652283
>find out that fucking your oshi would be bestiality
Eh, if it's good enough for koronesukis, it's good enough for me.

>>7652283
>We
Points to the person who figures out what hue of black it is.

sincerely, I thought Shitsureishimasuga was pretty cool and distanced myself from liking her because I have brain damage. after watching the Grim Reaper MV I'm done pretending that I don't think she's insanely cool and cute. Looking forward to watching more of her

>>7652837
you shut your whore mouth and go back to your box

>>7652847
Based self-acceptancebeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCHOFJTY6nU

>>7653223
>live in 4 hours
almost enough time to finish watching the everhood vod

Mori love!

>>7653439
rabbu

>>7653461
"Based"

>>7653474

>>7653489

We've talked about Mori Alter, but what about Mirror Mori!?

>>7653860
>mirror mori

>>7654020
Wow. Look at her go.

>>7654020
god im getting tired of people posting roommate shit any chance they get.

>>7654083
>god im getting tired of people whining over roommate shit any chance they get.

>>7654228
yes

>>7654228
how DARE you mention something mori did that rules. unbelievable that you would do this

https://youtu.be/oCHOFJTY6nU Moririn in a dress sure is beautiful

>>7654020
which music video is that?

I have a huge crush on Calliope Mori and Calli, I know you browse /vt/. I love you bitch.

>>7654753
le mulan

>>7639708
Dangerously ba-
>not even a deadbeat
well it's not too late to change that, you know.

>>7641647
What >>7642207 said

this bitch ruined my sleep cycle

>>7642358
>DB above LA
Well that's weird. Why?

>>7648791
Hnnngggg

>>7654083
Just report it, that's what I'm doing

>>7648997
>>7649055
>>7649116
"Based"

>>7649882
That's based though. Underpromise/overdeliver is the way, not the inverse.
>>7650741
Hell yeah.

Cute
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1424300207404064775?s=19

>Let's enjoy English together!
I have no trouble understanding Mori normally but damn, do I love it when she goes into Sensei mode.

>>7656010
This is in pretty bad timeslot though with Noel's anniversary stream. Will JOPs actually watch her over that stream?

>>7655156
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1424318774153383937
MORI, PLEASE! PLEASE!

>>7640504
I made a hash-slinging OP once months ago but there was more substance to it.
>>7640551
Hash-slinging is slang for grilling.

>>7645272
Heh. What's the other girl's name?

>>7656355
YESSSS I NEED IT

You Mori >>>>> donda

>>7654953
deadbeats was released first

>>7657143
>1 day apart
The debuff is real...

>>7657387
Upbeat and memeable songs generally just do better than the more emo one.

>>7649882
She's way too bad at pretending that negative comments don't get to her.
Because man moripromises.txt is living rent free in her head.
>>7649795
>I thought either she severely underestimated how much of the game she had left
I mean she definitely did

>>7652068
Given that literally all Holos that have done "real life" content used long black gloves I would assume so.

>>7657849
>She's way too bad at pretending that negative comments don't get to her.
>Because man moripromises.txt is living rent free in her head.
just like a certain thread celebrity

https://twitter.com/DECO27/status/1424301662584270848
What's the deal with Mori liking so many DECO*27 tweets lately? This is like the third one in a couple days.

>>7658153
>Mori is the shizo ranting about nikodem
It all makes sense now

>>7658222
One of the covers in the pipeline is probably a Deco song.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1424335259387105288

>>7658470
Mori, it's 9PM...

>>7658470
she's being super adorable recently

>>7658767
She's living on a superior "morning is when I wake up" model.

I wonder if the floating glasses will be making a return?

森先生、教えてください ~ !

look at that powerpoint slide...

Mori really needs to work on her stamina.
I'd prescribe more sex with me

>even chinese people
MORI NO

I remember marine talking about going to eng conversation session, she should do like an eng conversation collab with Mori.

Remember, Deadbeats: use the English you are taught responsibly.
Do not misuse Mori Sensei's lessons.
>I leaned 'What the fuck?'
Off to a good start.

>>7659412
Anon, please. Her stamina is fine, she's going to the gym and running for fun. Are you? She'll out-stamina you in the first hour, but won't stop.

>>7659465
Mori's always so nice when talking to people so I can understand why a lot of people love her

why the fuck am I turned on being talked to like I'm a retard

>>7659513
>Her stamina is fine
>Still tired after a full day because of a single 10 hour stream

>starts answering "what is vacation?" unironically
My fucking sides, this woman

>what is west
>left
Moririn...

>>7659534
>physical stamina is the same as mental stamina

THE SECOND WORST THING TO LAND IN NAGASAKI

She sure has a lot patience answering these questions haha

>>7659594
Ever worked with kids?

>>7659534
She's literally streaming right now, is she not allowed to say she's still a bit tired?

Morichine gun

>dududududududududu
Kek, this woman.
I expect an edit of this ASAP. She went to the beach you know.
https://youtu.be/hdBEyitJ7Qc?t=231

Don't really watch EN actively but this stream is really nice for Non-fluent English speaking fans. Has Calli done these type of streams before?

>>7659686
Yes, she's done two in the past, though one of them turned into a bit more of a skit.

>>7659609
Yeah they annoying asf

>>7659686
Yes, kind of, check her early streams.

You can imagine that you're a little kid in one of Mori's eikaiwa classes just by closing your eyes during this stream, oh god

>>7659686
yeah. first one is learing english slang. second is a date situation

>not an alcoholic by the way

>>7659686
Yeah, a couple times

>I drink too much
heh

there's no way Mori didn't travel solo on this trip. She probably took her bf and you all paid for his condoms

Just dropping by to say that your oshi's tiddies made me cum even though I'm not a fan of her streams

>>7659769
yeah, my condoms.

ok she definitely got some dick in nagasaki. good for her.

>>7659769
yeah, mine

>>7659749
Going on vacation by yourself for a week and getting drunk alone seems a bit much

>YWN be the special needs kid that Mori Sensei is trying to entertain at the middle school while waiting for your parents to pick you up
Why even live, bros?

>>7659769
travelled solo I mean

Why is she talking like a retard? she can still talk normally and speak basic English?

Shes just speaking like a jap who doesn't know English.

"I got a hangover"
It's I HAD a hangover, FFS Mori.

>>7659686
She has the largest JOP audience.

>>7659789
Anon you and /vt/ think about dicks and sex 24/7, are you ogey?

>>7659817
>hasn't spoken a foreign language before

Behold, some of Mori Sensei's students grown up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M1UjlkQ8BN4

>only for streams
>By the way I got wasted on my vacation
Moririn sucks at lying

>>7659817
She speaks like that for the non-fluent english fans.

>>7659817
It's only weird because we aren't ESLs, anon.

>>7659843
Not the largest but she on top I guess

>>7659843
Pretty sure that's Kiara, or at least they are way more noticeable in her stream

>got wasted from drinking a small bottle of sake
Isn't that shit weak? Like, barely above beer in alc. percentage?

>>7659817
>English listening practice
gee I wonder.

>telling your boss you got wasted

>>7659851
Listen, it's not like that. Mori needs good dick on a monthly basis or it negatively affects her stream quality. I'm just glad she got some.

so when is she showing us a picture of her fat tits at the beach?

>>7659843
Nope

I got wasted by watching vtubers.

>>7659896
i assume there are stronger versions of it

>>7659817
When you're trying to understand a language you're not fluent in, having the person speak slower and in more simple terms makes a huge difference.

>>7659905
You a little sus anon but sure

>>7659896
sake is usually weak, but maybe she got a kind with a higher alcohol %. That or she's a lightweight that talks tough but can't handle her drinks

>>7659921
Why the huge spike in May, I wonder?

>>7659896
20% usually, but I doubt she just had one. Probably was getting reffils all night.

>>7659883
Largest fuckin tiddies though. AWOOOGA Humina humina humina.

>>7659896
She's probably playing it up to teach a slang word like "wasted".

>>7659941
ah that makes sense, thankyou anon

JOPs seem to appreciate it

>>7659896
If it's the basic undiluted version it could be up toward 20%
regular beer is ~5%

>>7639853
Satancube's saucy bewbs!

Tomato ramen with tobasco sounds really good. Will have to try it sometime.

>>7659789
Yeah mine.

>>7659951
JP only stream and I think the Coco/ollie collab immediatly before the graduation announcement

>too delicious is girly

What?

Mori when was the last time you talked to a high school girl

>>7659967
Mr. Mori...

>Toooo hard
My cock, anons......

>>7659967
It's funny how universally loved she is by the Japanese when you consider that she's one of the top 5 most bitched-about chuubas here.

>>7659993
The very drawn out "tooooooo" way of describing is girly

>giant enemy crab

>>7660034
Success attracts hate

>>7660034
Anon I don't even disagree with you but stop taking 5ch dumpster diving as anything but taking random screenshots of /hlgg/ posts.

>Scary as shit
Lmao mori

I want to travel through glorious Nippon with this dork. I will make it happen, bros

>My cock is hard as shit

This reminds me of something.

She needs to have JP members on these type of streams, the kino will be off the charts

>>7660152

She's too adorable bros

>>7660181
Maybe if they invited her or ask her to

>>7660152
Devilish, Moririn

>>7660225
Why can't Mori invite them?

>>7660152
>66 from Japan.
It's DEFINITELY HER

>>7659967
>Mori-san's eyes like Gyoro Gyoro-san
kek

>>7655036
On what?

>>7660248
Autism

>>7660248
Somebody, send her an aka with this idea RIGHT NOW. I'm already spent, have only 8 bucks on my card.

>>7660181
You'd have to have someone who already has a basic understanding of English I reckon. Korone and Nene would be pretty good.

>>7660248
Because this isn't the kind of collab she'd want to do unless they reached out first

>>7660293
https://streamable.com/g6mxwu

Are (We) homies, deadbeats?

>>7660350
How would they know she plans to this, though?

>>7660383
Mmaybe.

all you niggas are my homies

>태양의 밭 관리자사딸라 In Korean, Homi is good garden tool

>hey boy, you my homie
only way that could cause more problems is if somehow negro meant black in japan as well.

>>7660248
Probably wouldn't want them to feel forced coming on. Mori could legitimately teach them something though, I could see Mel & Marine maybe wanting to do it

>>7660383
Man fuck you I'll see you at work.

>>7660383
only because Mori says so

I'm starting to think this might be a bit confusing for people that aren't wiggers

>>7660387
By talking to her offstream or something? She mostly likes to collab with people she's comfortable with in the first place.

>>7660477
>an entire new generation of japanese reared on Mori-isms
This is the first step towards a bright future.

>>7645272
If the left girl was 7 years older I could sort of see it, but the one on he right reminds me of Kiara´s roommate (hair might be a different color to birb´s, I don´t know) when she was like
15, which is a scary tought.

There is no stopping manifest destiny
I'll die alone before I let this country get the best of me!

-some cubed helspawn

why is she so cute
why does she keep doing this to me
this is torture

>bwak bwak bwak bwak
>pause
>bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak

CALLIOPE MORI IS BREEDABLE AS HELL

>>7660525
If you're gonna do it then be relevant.
>Today's English phrase is "nothing ta fuck with!"

Calli is cute as hell!

Putting her own spin on the teaching experience seems really fun for her. She probably missed it a bit

Inb4 someone takes her slow speaking to splice it into absolute nonsense about shitting, penguins, crabs, and booze

>>7660612
>She probably missed it a bit
If you were around when she talked about quitting her teaching job, she was definitely very fond of her students. It definitely hurt her to leave them.

>>7660685
>VTuberPoop

>>7659663
She was on the job when she went to this beach

I almost forgot about the ASMR. I'm hoping we get more humming

>naughty deadbeats
ugh my dick

>ywn never be a little Japanese boy being taught daily by a cute and comforting Mori
>ywn give her a little present at the end of the schoolyear, making her smile and getting a big hug from her as she wishes you a happy summer vacation with your friends

>>7660776
Usually not a fan of screencapping chat comments but I'm an fgofag and Ozy is fucking based so you get a pass

Scold me, Mori-sensei!
Kyaaaa

what did we do wrong?

>>7660815
Should crop it to just say "Hella Beautiful"

>ugh yes mommy, I'll be good

>>7660844
>ywn become passionate about english because of her and stumble across a vtuber giving english lessons who seems oddly familiar...

>>7660866
you were very naughty

Even ESL mbeats can't stop winning

>>7660866
Nigga have you SEEN the shit that gets posted in these threads?

>>7660873

>ogey

>JOP DeadBeats immediately using new vocab to praise Mori
You did good, friends

Deadbeats sure are being cute today

>>7660924
Beautiful. Hella beautiful, even.

>>7660975
That's hella based