/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love my wife

>>76488241
Shonder over yonder!!!

>>76488614
Wonder over shonder

goodnight shoggas

>>76488241
Shondo I miss you a lot and I'm about to do a thing that could result in me being gone for up to 10 years. Gomen, I need that money. If I'm gone I hope you'll keep your promise cuz if you break it I'll find you when I get out. :)

Listening to wifey asmr while playing my ps5 pro, this is the best way to spend an evening. Thank you Shonshon

>>76488614
>>76488787
you think she would like that show?

>>76489691
byebye
be safe
wear protection

Are the past 3 threads worth reading? I was there for the tweet
>>76489336
Goodnight shogga

>>76489691
>leaving for a decade
>tough guy grrr i'll find you act
you won't do shit faggot

>>76490061
not really

I cant wait for her to come back. I miss my oshii.

>>76490061
Nah
Tweet was the most important thing of past two days

>>76490061 (me)
4 threads* it seems, i seem to have missed the last thread
>>76489691
Don't so anything dumb

>>76490182 (me)
>so
Just go ahead i guess, I'm killing myself

>>76490125
>tough guy act
I mean...... I'm about to do some tough guy shit to hopefully achieve something.
>>76490182
It's only dumb if I fail.

shoggas theyre about to have on the show im watching
please don’t tell shonshon

I love her ASMR so much! I'm going to listen to it as I fall asleep! Goodnight everyone!

>>76490286
shondo would never love you for committing a crime esp. just to get moneh

>>76490318
i was so nervous of her finding out i didnt even write ‘sex’

>>76490362
Sleep well

>>76490286
>to hopefully achieve something.
considering what your life has led you up to right now i'm not so sure that's changing any time soon

>>76490390
Bullshit. She loves criminal bad boys like any woman.

>>76490494
you’re confusing that with her love of melanin-enriched bvlls

>>76490494
you dont understand her at all

I'm grateful for this 2 month hiatus, it has really opened my eyes to a lot of things. Sure shondo is the safe choice because her mental illness prevents her from getting pregnant and running off with another man, but her expression of love isn't only lacking but missing entirely. Especially when compared to how she expressed love in the past to another person
I'm glad I found someone new who is not only capable of loving me and expressing that love to me, but also understands how to be loved, that my words and actions mean well to her instead of reading spite or aggression in places they don't exist
One day you guys will find someone who is willing to be loved more than superficially, but still be able look back to your time with shondo with nostalgia

https://x.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1743849079531082085
>sorry very real very serious very literal husband but this is just too personal to share with you
>why?
>duh, cause i dont actually know you???? creep, stop trying to get personal with me

people are allowed to keep things to themselves you raging autist

hi s
clearly you dont know what ‘marriage’ actually means

>>76490809
>>76491061
Even in a marriage one has the right to have a secret diary. Your idea of a marriage is one that is rather abusive.

marriage isn't needing to know every single thought or action the other person takes. that's called insecurity

Today I learned: it is abusive to want no secrets between you and your wife.

>>76491061
are you referring to shondo? because you're right if so

i think shogger-san is saying it is more about the trust aspect than needing to know everything about the other person. when you’re married to someone, you usually trust them enough to tell them everything since you have symbolically become two halves of one whole. hence why it is illegal to force a someone to testify against their spouse in court.

>>76491177
You don't NEED to know, you WANT to know and if the other person loves you they'll tell you.

>>76491268
To be fair, a significant amount of shoggers broke that trust eons ago. Her actions only continue to serve to punish those select few.

>retards who have never been in a relationship dont know girls expect to have full access to your phone
it also goes the other way. a spouse having a “secret diary” is a tell-tale sign of adultery
just admit her ‘serious’ is not anywhere close to a real marriage.

>>76491348
so john the hole was correct when he complained that she punishes everyone to get back at a few?
c:

obsessed

>>76491367
If i were to give her my phone she'd find a lot of cunny
Nothing else bad really

the question isnt what husbands would do for her
its what she would do for husbands
she would never open up a little (except maybe to favorites in dms)

>>76491346
okay groomer. nice emotional manipulation tactic
>>76491367
>is a tell-tale sign of adultery
keep projecting cuck
every time you retards try to argue something like this you just reinforce the fact you're a bunch of massively insecure manchildren. you talk about trust but then you don't trust her unless she spills every single detail about every single thing in her life and cry "uuuuu you can't keep anything to yourself or you don't love me" as some pathetic guilt trip play. that's without getting into all the times that when she has shown trust it's been broken. grown men btw

>>76491507
The second she sees another fictional woman on your phone you're dead to her, even if they're not a vtuber, and no her rules about herself doesn't apply to you

>>76491367
No shit.. How much can she love some coloured usernames? You wouldn't love Shondo either if she was a vtweeter that never debuted.
>>76491574
>she would never open up a little
She'd use the ford faggot irl and call people cunts, other than that you're right.
>>76491676
>nice emotional manipulation tactic
Relax beta. This isn't even a relationship. IDGAF about her diary, if she posted it I wouldn't read it.

>>76491676
This is the most femcel post I've seen on this site in decades

this cuck would literally be okay with her sexting another dude because he’s “secure” and “mature”
imagine being so pathetic the very notion of holding your woman accountable makes you recoil with disgust
youre as much a pushover as the rest of her family. she would be dead in a year if you were the one to take care of her

>>76491760
>She'd use the ford faggot irl and call people cunts, other than that you're right.
i’m sorry but I have no clue what you just said to that guy. Care to rephrase for the rest of the class, please?

>>76491874
You can't afford a mustang let alone a ford

>>76491799
>holding your woman accountable
This is unironically incel behavior. Who the fuck are you to think you're entitled to exclusivity? If a woman wants to have sex with other men it's her right. Seethe if you don't like it.

okay you took the bait too far and showed your hand
no real, mentally stable person thinks what you just wrote

We got comedians in here

But I was being serious.

https://youtu.be/q6vPVapyGhk
This is you guys when she mentions a game is retro now

>>76491760
>if the other person loves you they'll tell you
>This isn't even a relationship. IDGAF about her diary
you care enough that you want to apply your retarded ass logic about "love" but it's also not real and you don't care? make your mind up
>>76491799
holding her accountable is when she has to share a random story she wrote because you can't trust her thanks to the fact you're a massive faggot that's insecure over what she might've put?
okay lol

>>76491970
If you're not married (real marriage not whatever this poly thing is) what right do you have to exclusivity?

I don't mind not reading her diary story, but I'd make her listen to stuff I think up of for my own story

>>76492009
I like when she teases us about games being retro. It’s cute when she’s being bratty and calling us boomers. She knows it gets a little under our skin (even as a relative young buck her calling ~2009 stuff retro ticks me off in the best way). I love that lil brat so much.

also, everyone here loves talking about accountability but you can't even hold yourselves accountable. we all know for a fact half of you would've been gone months ago if she was capable of actually holding you accountable herself for all your bullshit instead of giving 2nd, 3rd, 5th and 20th chances

>>76492028
If love was involved in this relationship, she would've been excited to show it to us without us even prompting her to, because she wants us to be involved with her life. That's how married life works. All the argukents you're doing is off things you do about your girlfriend, not your wife

>>76492028
>but it's also not real and you don't care?
Why are you trying so hard when ultimately I agree with your dumbass? I was telling these shoggers how things would play out in a real relationship, obviously Shondo's just playing house with her fanbase so actual relationship logic doesn't apply here. She keeps everything a secret these days and imo that's her right.

>>76492166
Ok name something we (all of us) are guilty of that she needs to hold us accountable as an entity instead of as individuals

Just remember that outside the /shon/ egochamber most of her fans would love to see her get a bf or husband, she doesn't need to pander to the gfe crowd to make a living.

>>76492192
>She keeps everything a secret these days
nta but im glad im not the only one who noticed

>opinions of clipwatchers matter
shittiest bait in this whole general

>>76492244
Yeah, Shondo keeps alluding to all these good things that are happening to her and doesn't tell us what. Like, what's the point? She could just tweet "I'm still alive" every day instead of that.

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tomorrow is going to be a GREAT day i know it is!!!! im glad hes having fun reading!!!! i think im going to read along with her and when she comes back the zatsu will be great! i cant wait! love you shondo!

>>76492028
>wanting to know what’s going on with my wife makes me a massive faggot
Then call me a big ol homo!

>>76492327
She needs to keep reeling us in since she realized too many of us were going off to find better women out there, so instead of doing some self reflection to find out why we leave, she chose the simpler option which was to tempt us with food, feet and skin while telling us there are better times ahead

>>76492166
I didn't do nothing

>>76492420
I'm not that cynical, I think she's hyperfocused on content and wants to keep it to zatsu. Basically Shondo cares more about her job than her fans.

>2070
please then go get a girlfriend and chest on her cause there’s no “right to exclusivity”
and let shondo know you personally think that

>>76492232
That husband? Literally me

>>76492401
>im glad hes having fun reading!!!!
SyadouNonderogatory

>>76492498
I'm not gonna do that but I'm not gonna be upset if I get cheated on. Who cares? You can always find another woman/man.

>>76492498
Oh you bet I'm gonna chest on her heheheh

>2580
if you aren’t somehow baiting, you realize that makes you an actual cuck, right?

>>76492619
It doesn't make me an actual cuck though cuz I'm never raising another man's offspring.

>>76492401
shut the fuck up with ur faggy fake ritual post
she can’t see it and i dont WANT to see it

>>76492607
>chest on her
dear lord shogga, how devilish
you make sure to chest her real good, okay?

Weird thread and so many spelling mistakes

Reminder that the only bad thing about cuckoldry is potentially raising another man's kids. This is why men cheating on women isn't such a big deal even though Shondo tries to act like it is, men can't get pregnant so who cares if they fuck some chick at the bar or pay a prostitute for a quickie?

Please, I beg you, @ shondo with these cuck takes on your main and see how quickly you’re soft divorced.
Oh wait, none of you are actually husbands let alone fans of her so you don’t really care.

>>76492830
>Shondo can't handle a different opinion than her own
Who knew?

>shondo doesn’t want to be in a relationship with someone who sees no problem with cheating
who knew huh?

>went from talking about proving she loves us and relationship expectations (albeit in the most braindead way possible with 0 IQ takes) to unironically arguing in favour of cuckoldry within 20 mins
you can't make this shit up. have fun i guess

the cuck posts are obvious trolls
are you stupid?

>>76492772
>>76493095
>even though Shondo tries to act like it is
Actions speak louder than words, for example Shondo doesn't think cheating with another woman is cuckoldry or even cheating. Why? Because another woman can't impregnate her. This is the same reason why I think it's okay for men to cheat, because we can't get pregnant if we fuck bar sluts.

>>76493148
it stops being trolling when they've been doing it for months on end. at this point it's just clearly some kind of projecting or they're serious

this is why you dont get good ite tweets anymore you know -_-

>>76493218
>or they're serious
I was serious when I got banned by Shondo for telling the truth. It's okay for men to cheat, I mean it's a bit scummy if you lie about it but if you're an honest cheater who cares?

Weird thread so far. So here's wife dancing.

If you’re an “honest cheater” then you won’t be a cheater for long because you’ll be single. And if she stays with you, she’s a cuckquean.

i think one thing i do like about you, anti-kun is that you remind me of the little voice i sometimes get in my own head. it has an uncanny ability to twist things or find some way to spin something into a negative outlook. it was super bad in my early 20's and it ruined friendships at times. maybe you have a similar problem, so i can get behind the feeling. i think some shiggies deal with that feeling with shondo as well. anyhue, do what you will. i just can't sleep right now so don't mind my rambling.

>>76493442
>she’s a cuckquean
Why do we have to make a cringe word for everything? She's an understanding woman if she stays, same if she cheats on me and I stay.

nini s enjoy being a cuck

>>76493324
i always hate this pose (I) am doing cause it looks like it’s saying, “and here’s THIS fucking idiot!”

>drew one of her friends
>she dmed me right after and asked if I could draw her next
Face it, she isn't as big in not cheating as she claims and goes after cheaters because like most women she feels superior if she can get someone who wanted another girl

>>76493471
Cuckquean has been a word for half a millennium, you mouth-breathing midwit.

>>76493452
>uncanny ability to twist things or find some way to spin something into a negative outlook
That's just your mental illness, in my case I've arrived to this worldview after thinking about it carefully. A ridiculous number of marriages end because of cheating. What if we didn't get bend out of shape over cheating? Objectively it's not a big deal.
>>76493568
It sounds like a zoomie term therefore I cringe.

>>76489691
Dont be too sad anon, I keep seeing youtube shorts with niggers in jail having phones so you could probably buy one off them to watch streams when she returns :)

>>76493499
How about just wife dancing solo then?

>>76493715
Much better.

shondo absolutely knows she has stolen me away from other girls and it is why i will remain her husband until she is better!!!
it hurts sometimes how much i miss her lately. she was my little sister, my daughter and my wife. i made her happy and she made me happy. this situation quite honestly fucking sucks.

>>76493905
>stolen me away from other girls
lmao when did you date another girl? high school?

>>76493976
i signed an NDA

>shondo knows she’s all i have
>so she’s free to string me along to her heart’s content
>and im more than happy to let her

>>76494133
All of these people behave as if they agree with my take on cuckoldry. Actions > words.

>shondo knows she’s all i want***
FTFY

have any of you considered that there is no cheating or cucking going on because there is no actual relationship?
you are as in much of a “marriage” to her as asmongold is to his viewers.

>>76494279
true

please more images that accurately depict FallenShadow and her fanbase, thank you

>>76494619
here

>>76492009
honestly i dont really consider much made after ps3 to be retro, gaming has barely evolved in almost 15 years

>>76494619

>>76494619

>>76494696
True, society and pop culture as a whole has stagnated for the past, say, 15 years.
Think of how easily definable the 80’s and 90’s are and then try to come up with features nearly as distinct for the 00’s, 10’s, and early 20’s that don’t overlap.

>>76494827
omg you saved my meme edit? that actually makes me really happy shogga thank you

>>76492232
that bf who becomes her husband? me

>>76494696
The jump to HD was the last huge jump in gaming anyways. Each generation was a huge difference in both graphics and performance prior and ever since has been getting more and more minor with each new gen.

>>76494653
what fucking slut runs track in a thong?
but i guess that does describe her well so gj

>>76494792
>blacked
yeah that describes her pretty well also
silver star for you

the “burn down everything and laugh” ones were A+ for accuracy, however

>>76495300
im a person of shadow not black!!!!!!

>>76492701
just filter it if you dont like it, theres no need to be mean you should just be nise
also it isnt fake fuck you shogger

>>76495411
nade nade anon
don't let antis get to you

>>76495351
Shadow’s are black, though…
It’s a subconscious admission on her part.

>>76495411
I like your posts Anon, they make me think how much I love her too :D

>>76495411
>doesnt deny its faggy
telling, shogga
very telling

>>76494624
cute!

>>76495411
You are a treasure trove in this cesspool of a thread.

>>76495523
whats gay about saying you love your wife

god bapy ur such a fucking faggot
u just got out of high school and want to act like some tough bastard

>>76495723
Your post reminded me that gen alpha shoggers are younger than Shondo. I can't wait for a whole batch of newfags to call her oneewife.

they’re basically ft
its funny how she’s the oneechan but wants to be an imouto

bapy dont kill me because my car is too loud please

he seems like some jrotc bitch
>grr dont make ur neighbors upset
>grr dont go too far with the jokes
>grr stand for fucking anthem or else
>grr dont drink and drive

>>76495659
you’re saying it to a bunch of other men that also consider her their wife
basically a circle jerk or worse, game of salty biscuit
yeah its kinda gay

>>76496042
thats your gay headcanon
my heterosexual and correct headcanon is that im saying it to my wife who definitely reads these threads

well she says she doesn’t read threads so either you think she’s a liar or you are coping
either way its a fact that most shoggas are male and so mostly males are happyNodding to your posts and jerking their dicks to your wife
enjoy that, if it’s what you’re into

>>76496186
i think youre the gay one here

>actual projection in the wild
crikey! thats amazing. its a rare sight this time of year but seems we’ve gotten lucky.

Look up what happens to an ant colony or bee hive when the queen is removed for long periods and it is a shocking analogy for shonciety.
You incels are like literal bugs, you know that?

Have any regulars left yet

nobody is leaving when it just takes one notification to come back

>>76496517
stinkbug femcel

>https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1793910262900437210
uuuuuuuuuuuu my wife is crying uuuuuuuuu and theres nothing i can do to help her uuuuuuuuuuu

from browsing sissycord:
>neonicide keeps crying about being depressed (he also seems to hate ryona and makes a fuss about him leaving the channel whenever it comes up but he still lurks)
>hirosaijo is depressed
>chestnut is depressed and has gone awol (zoomer snowflake has mental illness who would have thunk it)
>cap azusa said he was depressed but may have been joking idk
seems most subbies call themselves depressed. be funny to see stats on how many roped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKoH7lhf4mY
she'll never do this for you

ive done most of that to her family
gave a shot at finding fe’s grave too but didn’t turn anything up

>>76497204
Those are people that hate her or hurt her, so you know for sure she’s stalking darkkal to this day.

>>76497415
allegedly*

someone said they found vivi and nina despicable out of all of the barbies, but didnt give any reason
some shogga know why? not doing reps for women that aren’t my wife

i really like the little ear twitches on chibi shondo

>>76498289
not sure about vivi but im a shibe and nina hasn't ever been caught doing anything despicable. everyone who talks to her always talks how nice and supportive she is.

uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUuuUUUuuuUuuUUUuuuuu

>>76495925
he seems like a woman

>>76496853
>he also seems to hate ryona and makes a fuss about him leaving the channel whenever it comes up
JFC what's with these sissy faggots? Let the girl fantasize about (your) strong hands wrapping around her throat and effortlessly overpowering her.
>everyone is depressed
Well, this sucks. I'm also more menhera than usual and I unironically think it's because of the changing seasons.

>>76493602
Think it through again and use a different approach

>>76500470
My logic is solid, shonchologist anon.

Am I really that obvious

I have a shit memory when it comes to details but I remember key things about every anon who replies to me, even if you're not shonchologist I still remember you telling me to use a 'different approach' on two separate occasions.

Well... Have you tried it?

No, I won't make your argument for my opponents. If they can't do it on their own then I'm not helping them.

>previous thread
>current thread
i'm going to humbly ask you to knock it down a peg antichama

Today is going to be a good day for shondo I can feel it!

>>76502697
I'm not every fleeceposter nor am I a cuck, I was simply making a pro cheating argument.

>>76502862
find literally anyone who’s still in a relationship and thinks it’s better for them being cheated on that isn’t a cuck. you won’t, and even then being a cuck comes from some level of self hatred or mental illness since no self respecting person allows that to happen to them so their opinions are worth less than trash

>>76502862
i was talking to the one who's been posting for like 12 hours

Don't die

>>76499902
>brown hands
why are shondophrenics like this

New Shondo at home just dropped.
https://twitch.tv/itsmoisi

she sounds weird as hell i cant understand a single word she says

even her youtube videos are incomprehensible
shondo, i love you, but take notes. this is how you can up the eldritch horror

>>76497204
holy based, i've done the same thing lmao

>>76492232
>she doesn't need to pander to the gfe crowd to make a living.
people like these don't support anyone monetarily, so she couldn't make a living with them as an audience. normal people do not pay for porn, donate to streamers or even subscribe to anyone because they see no value in it.

>>76507539
you're talking out of your ass. she was already making a living before she ever started streaming.
the anti talking point you're looking for is that she's simply a gold digger

>>76507649
you seriously need to fucking watch streams if you think she supported 7 people off of her asmr

>>76507720
they got by for years

>>76507769
because her other forest elder was alive, you stupid cunt

>>76507901
either you haven't done your reps on how much money she was making or you think you need a lot more to live off of than in reality for a family of 7

how come Olivia Monroe isn’t streaming?

Sorry wrong tab!

>>76507901
Why did shondo once say that there were only 2 forest elders (her dad, and her grandma)? Did she not count her grandpa because he was dead, or what?

>>76505393
>>brown hands
Go outside anon, get some vitamin D.
>>76492232
>clip watchers
Into the trash it goes.

>>76506055
>>76506409
She sounds like a slav ESL or actual mentally handicapped girl. Both make it worrying to think about her being on the internet.

>>76509349
TOURIST OBLITERATION CANNON

https://twitter.com/memechaotic/status/1793458074398658649
this really do be describing the average husband

it's a good thing i'm built different then

I love my wife i love my wife i love my wife i love my wife

>>76511074
heh

>>76509689
Damn, it really is me

Captcha: Y4AH00

>>76509349
Shogga please use your head
FEs are married to one another
Shadowmama is their child
FE(male) is a father figure to shondo
I trust in your intellect

stop spoonfeeding the tourists

>>76511241
nah, she's a total switch.

>>76511074
I love your wife too.

>>76511241
You saw this meme too, heh

>516
kys fag

>>76511669
objectively incorrect
nise digits tho

>>76511752
>objectively incorrect
isn't her yandere side a dom? hmm, would you consider her behavior in the last voice pack as power bottomish since she was implying that (You) could've broke free and raped her?

>>76511898
even if you're right you shouldn't be spoonfeeding any time you disagree

>>76512023
>spoonfeeding
having a discussion isn't spoonfeeding you sperg.

>>76512053
feeding information to anyone who will argue with you is sperging too, but please continue explaining your wife's sexuality on 4chan by speculating on her past

>>76512206
lets drop it then and start cuckposting.

>>76512643
that's better

wouldnt it be so hot if she had sex with ft haha imagine that would be crazy lol

sex is how she says hello

How was he speculating on her past? Or were you being preemptive in your chastisement?
Either way, you can’t really talk about her at all without some spoonfeeding, but I can understand with so many hiatusfags that it might be best to keep it to a minimum.
Still, I love my bratty wife and hope she talks to me more.

>>76512903
>and hope she talks to me more
change your name to wyatt

why is that whore in my recommendeds? are there really that many shoggers that jumped ship?

>>76512990
Shoggers followed her but they barely watch, they're the equivalent of Shondo's discordniggers.

>>76511516
There are several possibilities:
> Literal interpretation: her grandpa was also shondo's biological dad, but shondo still has "daddy issues" because he was too old or something like that.
> shondo's biological dad was virtually absent from shondo's life, her grandpa gained the title of "dad" because she had nothing closer to a real dad.
> shondo's biological dad isn't/wasn't actually absent. There used to be 3 forest elders but one doesn't count anymore because her grandpa is dead. shondo despises her biological dad so most of the time she acts as if he didn't exist.
> etc.

i don’t like how there isnt any distinction between the fe’s by name
she says something about one and im scared to mention it because it might be the other and i upset her or she takes it as a slight

>76513063
for the love of god don't spoonfeed

>>76494279
Nah, it's a real marriage and I trust her. I love how that makes you seethe

>>76513042
>dont watch
so like all of us, lately

>>76513109
i don’t think they can help it. they’re most likely hiatusfags who just did their reps and want to act smart.
i can sympathize because no DM access means the only way to let shondo know you actually put in the work is to tell her publicly, but that will get you banned or dereked. so anonymously spoonfeeding /here/ is their only outlet for relief

>I like imagining how Shondo might have to explain to her therapist how, yeah of course, she has many people who are her husbands, how they worship her and watch her play games nearly every day and that this definitely is not one of her illusions
kek

>its a totes rael marriage!!!
So you had a wedding, right?
You both wear rings, right?
You talk to each other regularly, right?
You share private information with one another, right?
You live with her, right?
Society and a government recognizes this union, right?
You have joint finances, right?
You’ve met her family, right?
You’re exclusive and monogamous, right?
I can keep going, but I hope you get the point. If you don’t, consider taking your meds.

>>76513510
stinky femcel

>>76513109
I think I will
>>76513063
The 1st one is impossible
The 2nd one is true, shadowmama also had boyfriends beyond that which were bad people, do reps for more info(with a handful of salt)
The 3rd one is schizo
>>76513082
>she says something about one and im scared to mention it because it might be the other and i upset her or she takes it as a slight
She usually just corrects people and people generally ask "which one?" at the start anyways, never seen her get mad at someone asking who she's talking about, if she ever does it probably has to do with the wording used and overall tone
>>76513233
Nah

>>76513510
irrelevant
irrelevant
right
right
irrelevant
irrelevant
right
right
right
keep going, i don't get your point, your standards for the marriage are different? okay? move on like CF then, right?

>So you had a wedding, right?
Come to think of it we need a Shondo marriage stream, it would require a white outfit or at least a recolor though. I can't think of an appropriate game, maybe SIMS?

>>76513510
Not necessary
Not necessary
Yes
Yes
Long distance
Some might
Irrelevant
Yes
Yes

open wide

>>76513624
>you’ve met fe, the uncles, the critters
LOL irl
>you’re exclusive and monogamous
LOL irl
>you have access to her bank accounts
LOL irl
>you talk regularly
okay that one is just sad, shogga. name the last time she has said your (user)name let alone talked to you and not anyone with a twitter account
>you share private information
LOL irl

>>76513774
i think this is the worst kind of spoonfeeding because they’re too lazy to go to the discord and look at her art themselves

>>76513774
ahhhhhhhh

>>76513851
>they’re too lazy to go to the discord and look at her art themselves
Tbf i didn't join the discord until hiatus because I kept hearing it's gay as shit so I never bothered

>>76513851
>LOL irl
please don't project and speak for yourself
;)

>>76513624
>>76513763
>weddings are irrelevant to a real marriage
Then you’re not actually talking about a marriage, sadly.

>>76513747
>or at least a recolor
ahem

>>76513747
Unfortunately having a wedding stream is not a good idea
It'd be bad for people that join in after, which is not a good thing
I've thought this through

>>76513916
>i didnt join the discord cause i heard thats its gay so i joined at the most gay time possible
makes sense

>>76513774
>specifically states that Otis is “my son” and not “our son”
Ouch, that one actually fucking hurts.

>>76513950
shondo and i have more occult religious values than you, which is okay

>>76513984
Not if she makes it a part of her lore that the wedding happened on X date, kinda like how she made it part of her lore that we've been together for like 1.5 years now.

we could always be re-doing our vows, and our real wedding was the day you decided to marry her or something

>>76514082
cope harder retard
shondo absolutely loves wedding dresses and wishes she could have a real wedding

>>76513923
notice you didn’t argue against her not talking to you regularly, or at all

>>76514186
>shondo absolutely loves wedding dresses and wishes she could have a real wedding
and i didn't imply otherwise, but it's still irrelevant to our married status

>hag troon
Great. I hate that twitter recommends me this blight just cuz I'm a shondophrenic.

>>76514186
>notice you didn’t argue against her not talking to you regularly, or at all
;)

>>76514059
Shogga it's HER family tree, why would she address it with plural

>>76514059
Ah, you're the reason why she used to walk on eggshells. I hope she filters you when she comes back..

She's even called otis our son before
Actual jesse moment

last i checked i was otis' "daddy" (her words) so i'm not worried if she wasn't thinking too hard about a silly chart or it slipped her mind

>>76513614
> 1st one is impossible
Why do you think so? Babies can still be born out of intergenerational incest.

>>76514302
Most shondophrenics with oshimarks seem to be troons
If that bothers you, this is not the right community for you. Fags and trannies run her shit.

>>76514318
Its actually shadowmama’s family tree if you look. And notice there’s no joint line linking otis to (you) as his father. You’re not the stepdad, you’re the dad that stepped up, right?

>>76514452
>Most shondophrenics with oshimarks seem to be troons
jesse?

>>76514489
No, Jesse is one of the few straight ones (assuming she’s not digi’s troon persona)

>>76514411
It was cute when she said that but then just made me said remembering her issues.

>>76514643
it didn't have to and it shouldn't, shogga

>not walking on eggshells around your mentally ill, fatherless-behavior “wife”
NGMI

>>76514452
Otis is her... furbaby??? It's hard to say what percentage of us are indifferent towards him so calling him (your) son is a bit much.

>>76514522
Kek, good one

I think I will listen and not read the past 4 threads

>>76513510
Yea, it's a real marriage and I trust her. Why does that make you so mad?

>>76514420
>Why do you think so?
Because I watched and was there for zatsus

>>76515345
>Why does that make you so mad?
because FF is jaded

>>76515345
it is funny how you think someone trying to help you out of your delusion is “seething” or “mad”. you just like a troon who thinks they are right for thinking he is a literal woman.
you can still love her but be real about the relationship please. for both of your health

>>76515513
why are you even here

The truth about this relationship is that we are married
Hope this helps//

I hate how some people are either too repless or too stupid to understand the family situation.
It’s extremely easy to find out just by watching VODs from this year alone. I am holding back from spoonfeeding to the best of my abilities.
However, I have no clue when she talked about what bitch uncle did that made her never able to forgive him. From the little bit she said during the “family drama” zatsu, he might deserve the title of “cunt uncle” (cuntcle, if you will).

so much yapping in the offline chat about irl shit and debts and corpos

>>76515620
why are you here? your wife isnt here. nothing you say about her will reach her and if it does, it’ll just be accredited to the (you) hivemind. why not spend your time doing something for her or trying to talk to her if you love your wife so much?

>>76515632
yeah, i get that you’re playing virtual house with the mentally handicapped girl. she’s the mommy and youre the daddy and otis is your wittle baby. if you’re not as ill in the head as she is, you should see how cruel this to both of you.

>>76516032
>but instead they want us to live in poverty and why? because my mom was a naive foreigner who didn't know any better? our past mistakes follow us until our grave
oof

I thought traumadumping was forbidden?

>>76516191
Only in her DMs.

Oshi marks are so fucking gay I am never doing that shit

>>76516041
>she’s the mommy and youre the daddy and otis is your wittle baby
correct

>he still thinks her rules matter
how new?

t you know that is *MY* smiley face
stick to your “;)”, kid

>>76516601
i was gonna Smile but it didn't quite fit what i was going for like that one did, sorry shogga i'll be more mindful

>>76515513
I think you look at it way too pedantic/literal. My real is pretty similar to her real which means I trust her not to cheat on us because she said she would rather kill herself than do that.

I dont expect to meet her or her family irl and I know it wouldn't be acknowledged by a Government but that's not the point. Nothing you said in this thread was even remotely convincing to me.

>Nothing you said in this thread was even remotely convincing to me
Me to every anti

>>76514186
if she wants a real wedding she should dm me

Shondo you should do your own version of the squishing hand png meme. Saali's sucks and the hand looks like a tiny femboy hand.

>>76516729
it’s okay :^)

>>76516807
>I dont expect to meet her or her family irl
NGMI

>>76516807
not accepting that your “real” is not reality is a clear cut case of delusion. acting like its fine to live in some fantasy world with fantasy rules is sad and dangerous.
you are not married, she does not know your legal name and you don’t know hers, you have to scrounge around archives to see what she looks likes, she goes weeks on end without saying anything to you, there is no way to talk to her directly if she doesn’t start the conversation (without breaking rules), she only says she loves you specifically after you’ve given her money. you are literally playing pretend and there is nothing remotely real about it.
her “serious” is probably not the same as your “serious” so acting like you’re on the same terms when you’re not is how you get depressed like most shoggas are right now, and likely to kill themselves.

Its so hot when she posts about other men, please shondo, tweet about jason or doomguy next

>>76517716
>There is nothing remotely real about it.
Except she literally promised she would never cheat on us which already makes it more real than you claim.

>Her “serious” is probably not the same as your “serious”
No, it most likely is. Reading your post you clearly dont understand my perspective and feelings at all. I promise I won't get depressed and kill myself

You know whats a better love story than twilight? Underworld. Vampire girl and weird human werewolf vampire hybrid fall in love. Lots of kissing in the first movie, sex in the second movie and girls in tight clothes so shondo will enjoy it and lots of fighting and shooting so everyone else will enjoy it. We should've watched that instead.

>>76518119
>promised she would never cheat on us
but she already does with multiple vtubers and she sexpests men on stream all the time

>>76518183
gay shogga

>>76518217
there is nothing gay about Underworld.

she's my fute bagel

>>76517716
>she does not know your legal name
but she does know my name

>>76518119
>she promised she would never cheat on us
yeah cause no one has ever broken they’re promise before and especially not shondo
btw, what does that mean, anyways? that she won’t “cheat” on you? actually asking what you would consider infidelity in this relationship.

>>76518217
Erm?

>>76518603
>they're

I just wanted to say that this person >76517716 spent the past 13 hours trying to invalidate your marriage to Shondo for your own good allegedly and failed to convince a single husband. That's all I wanted to say.

>>76518206
That isn't cheating, that's called being into Loli vtuber models or characters in a show/movie. She said she is fine with us doing the same.

I'm talking about actually getting into a relationship or doing other intimate things with people irl or online.

>>76518603
I mean she acknowledged there isn't a way to prove it that would satisfy people like you and if you can't trust her there is nothing she can do.

>>76518412
Rutabaga

>>76518797
Futabaga

>>76512990
anon, shondo has been her follower since over a year ago...

>>76512990
Don't talk to Vivi like that.

>>76518972
>>76519023
>1 minute apart
fag

People that type the post number out instead of replying directly out of some weird ego thing are strange people and I don't like them.

>>76519059
just a coincidence, goy

>>76518776
Also stuff like male collabs. I thought it was cute when she told us about those other vtubers inviting he into a dico rd call and how she left when she realized there would be male vtubers in there

>>76519097
I ignore every post that does this. Only niggers do that.

Sorry I meant bad shadow people only do that.

When is this girl going to stream again it's been almost two months I'm starting to lose it

>>76520436
She quit streaming but we might get the shitter critter to take Shondo's place. TvT

>>76520436
she's a vtweeter now

>>76518776
>She said she is fine with us doing the same.
LOL

>>76520851
please stop spoonfeeding

I really just love my wife immensely

Alright, I left for a couple days after the bare chest meltdown threads. What are we seething about now, or is it still that

>>76521922
I also just didn't read the threads since then, but now we're on the topic of her family, maybe on the topic of spoonfeeding again? and also someone is once again saying she's not our wife and to stop deluding ourselves, for our sakes also, supposedly
Some antiing here and there
Nothing new
People should just derek me instead

>>76522111
homo coded post
X?

>>76522111
>saying she's not our wife and to stop deluding ourselves
I like deluding myself though? Retards these days

>>76518736
>>76518776
>fails to define “cheating”

>>76518737
youre right, this really does feel like trying to rationally explain to trannies how they will never actually be women
the other side has to want to get better or youre just talking to a wall

it does not make it any less real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6KQXs1tugk

interesting how the only argument against anti-chama is “nuh huh”. i would imagine you shiggas would actually be able to defend this relationship to outsiders, but it seems not.

>>76523533
how would you defend your posting in this thread to outsiders?

NUH UH

what does that even mean “defend my posting to outsiders”? also you didn’t spend that time making an actual argument defending your wife, which shows either your lack of dedication or lack of intelligence.

i don't need to defend it.
love my wife
simple as

>>76523533
i've been dismantling your pitiful arguments for months, let's not try to rewrite history because i can't be bothered to repeat myself for the 10th loop, yeah? besides, shoggas are repeating them for me, as they should

>>76523701
based

>>76523699
this is not even a bait at this point, just begging to engage with your arguments
I don't own an explanation to any outsiders who might judge me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_cMrxjZFo

I think shondo would make a very premium onahole

i haven’t been for months (well i guess when the hiatus hits two months next week, that wont be true anymore).
also funny how your real wife has communicated with you only a hand full of times since then right? also never bothered to ask if you’ve been holding up without her during this time. most husbands are saying they’re getting depressed but she can’t be arsed to care about their feelings, right?
no traumadumping allowed, sounds like you dont need a wife but a therapist instead, isnt that right?
she loves you so much she hasn’t even considered your feelings. very sweet marriage

>>76523772
neko chibi imouto daughter wife shondo is so fucking cute. i want to squeeze her until she pops

>>76523533
>arguments don't exist as long as i don't perceive them

i love her and one day she will love me and we will go into the sunset together

>>76523928
You literally went for all the traditional bullet points for bait and even separated them one by one
Here is my counterpoint. I think she's cute and I like cunny so I'll wait for her

>>76523701
actually when people feel really strongly about something they believe is right they want to defend it as much as they can

>>76523814
>who might judge me
thank you for admitting to being an insecure faggot that can’t handle pushback

>>76523928
everyone who has been following the thread and twitter for the past month knows you are baiting

go back to your compost pile worm farmer and flip your shit.

Instead of baiting, why dont you try masturbating? Specifically to shondo.

>>76524015
>one day she will love me
anti-coded post

>>76524055
>thank you for admitting to being an insecure faggot that can’t handle pushback
the way you intepreted my response just screams projection of your own insecurity

>>76524152
>following the thread
things said here don’t disprove what i said
>following twitter
you mean how she’s said she loves you a single time in the past seven weeks?
>buh buh but discord
okay so she also said it to the fags on discord too? a whole two “i love you”s, one for each month she’s been gone. peak behavior of a wife that loves you.

ok groomer/fleece/bait/meds

>>76524481
you use buzzwords you don’t understand to hide your insecurities
i realize i am dealing with the mentally handicapped
sorry to interrupt your diaper shitting

>>76524554
>don’t disprove
keep trying, or do something productive instead
>discord
the desperation is palpable

>>76524657
>noo, i've been judged by some literally who, i am obligated to explain myself or i'm afraid of pushback
keep trying

literally nothing you just said makes sense. are you esl mayhaps?

>>76523021
How did it not define cheating? What is your definition?

>>76520851
Yes? She might still get jealous but so do I when she talks about how cool or hot some male fictional characters are but it isn't cheating.

Are you guys really replying to an anon who is essentially pulling the "parasocial bad" card

>>76524784
yes, it's like poking him with a stick as long as I am saying less than him

>>76524743
yeah when someone disrespects my wife i just take it on the chin and tell them to keep shit talking her
why should i have to defend her, right?

>>76524815
nuh huh

>>76524815
Yknow what fair enough. Maybe I'll bite sometime too

>>76524808

>>76524823
how many times that happened to you?
any stories?

>>76524775 (me)
I would define cheating as getting into a relationship, flirting or doing other intimate things with other people irl or online. Sexpesting loli vtubers or calling fictional male characters in a movie or a game hot doesn't count.

>>76524935

Emptying a months worth of semen buildup straight down shonshon's throat and depositing it into her tummy. May she digest lots of nutrients

>>76524936
a few times itt, couple dozen /here/ in may
its nise cause infighting is bad and i try to be nise
she doesn’t care if people shit talk her, just look at camila
so i dont mind it either

>>76524970
>other people…online
so, the other husbands are fine with you, how?
what about showing her chest off to twitter users?

>>76525028
if it's this here thread you are by default absolved of explaining anything, this is your turf and everyone else is an interloper

very smooth evolution of "explaining reality of your marriage" into "shittalking your wife"

>>76525120
What do you mean? "other people" means everybody besides (you). If it's a tweet she is obviously talking to (you) but I dont think that picture was supposed to be flirting.

well no one cared to accept reality cause their “newage polyamorous virtual marriage” is the only thing they seem to have in this life.
if they want to keep sitting in Plato’s cave, let them

>>76525230
No clue who you're talking to

137 shoggas either hanged themselves or French-kissed a shotgun because of what you said here
i hope you are happy

ok

>>76525571
Who do you mean?

lol youtube recommended some “anime in action” playlist and every thumbnail has some black in it

shondo is basically built for throatfucking, imagine pumping ropes with the shouth around your dick while she struggles to breath

theres literally no way she would ever do that

>>76525724
Shondo, of course.

>>76525793
The bruises on her neck would be extremely sexy in the sluttiest way.

>literally no way
DO
REPS
YOU
FUCKING
TOURIST

>>76525926
it's okay shondo we'll work you up to that slowly, believe in yourself

>>76525352
you are still watching shadows in the cave if you only accept a socially approved form of marriage and not the abstract idealistic one just because it is devoid of physicality
and Plato was never married either, nor did he have children

if you think she would ever do that you need to do your reps, your shaft would be inside her shouth and no longer attached to your body

>>76526034
>>76525980

https://youtu.be/wqW_fRMmIek
>this marriage is real
>this marriage is real!
>This marriage is real!
>THIS MARRIAGE IS REAL!
>THIS! MARRIAGE! IS! REAL!

>he thinks she still has all her real teeth
no, i yanked those out months ago
she has a nice pretty set of dentures she can have to chew her food, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdM

>>76526051
notice what she says around 2:36

All of this talk is pointless because shondos good friend isnt wearing panties today because she has ran out. She washes them separately on an extra high heat to get the gunk and funk out.

i am in love with fallenshadow and the actress who portrays her

>>76525120
(You) is a collective so if she did any of those things with an individual in private it would be considered cheating.

this isn't a real marriage but i will be in a real marriage with her one day
no i wont take my medication

>>76526337
so you’re not her husband but a single cell in her husband’s body?

Ok but why is there so little art of shondo being throatfucked

most real marriages are less real than this one

>>76526464
you know how we have two brain hemispheres and octopus has a sort of additional brain in each tentacle? something like that, but multiply by amount of shoggas

that’s just straight up bullshit cope

>>76526476
Hilarious post honestly. Surely you're baiting antis on purpose with this?

>>76526568
>t. happily married in a real marriage

>>76526592
well, did you get baited?

>>76526605
no. t. married to shondo and not too happy rn

I think I will have sex with fallenshadow tonight

that’s just straight up bullshit cope

>>76522193
What's wrong with my post shondo
Is it the last part

yes

>>76526476
looking at my parents marriage, can confirm

>>76526737
that’s nise shadowpapa

>>76523928
>sounds like you dont need a wife but a therapist instead, isnt that right?
They need both

>>76526864
at least your parents had sex during their marriage

sex isn't everything bucko

sex is why you exist

i don't need to have sex to have shondo (the only thing that matters)
please refrain from posting with sub 90IQ

>>76527066
How is this relevant? Even if you were in a irl normie relationship with her she would still be fully touch-averse.

Sex with shondo is everything

thats the rub, you DONT have shondo

just got done having sex with shondo. have no idea what you shiggers are talking about.

>you DONT have shondo
;)

>>76526838
Gomen, i won't stop though

go ahead and dm her then and ask how she’s doing
oh wait
;)

>>76527358
But I do. She loves me and is faithful to me.

>>76527440
>Go, Men!
very gay-coded post
why are you celebrating men like a fag?

would you still love shondo if she was a man?

Uuuuuuu I want to watch her stream again uuuuuuu

jesse

>>76527494
if she’s faithful to anyone who hits the follow button, then shes just a prostitute with a fanbase

>>76527560
>if she was still a man
ftfy watch streams, do reps

>>76527560
Somnium definitely would

>>76527615
all of those followers? me

i made that post

She should do the confession stream already

so if (you) is a collective and its not cheating, are you just self inserting when she says she loves another man? when she reads out all the usernames of other people and gives them kisses, you’re just sitting in the cuck throne pretending its you?

>>76527880
Does she precheck those before hand or just reads whatever is sent to her on stream?