/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife

I like the new sluttier Vienna

hi

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

I love Olivia Monroe.

If you're a dramaqueen you're now a shitsoster (shitsister)

Good evening lig I love my oshi!

>>76519766
GFE dead
PSE on the menu

WAPE DA WOSE

bnuuy cnuuy

Olivia Monroe is my mom.

what's up sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

>>76519766
I want the dork back.

>>76519808
I wanna have sex with your mom

In 11 days it'll be Anny's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: Submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)

Some of the things she likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): Vedal, Neurosama, Camila, Bella Beyumi
>Animals (Especially cats, she's a big fan of the Urban Rescue Ranch)
>Games (League of Legends, Teamfight Tactics, Blue Archive, OSU!, Taiko, Animal Crossing)
>Anime (Attack on Titan, Bocchi the Rock!)
>Sonic (her favorite character is Tails)
>Twitch culture (TTS jokes, emote spam, Forsen)
Model references: https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/h3lygD6I

>>76519827
this
why did she need to pander to coombaiters when she barely streams anyways

>>76519794
>PSE
>prostitute ??? experience

i like tobs

Love my wolf wife

>>76519766
God Taku is such a good artist, I respect him for putting out one of the only non-meme Chibi fanarts out there.

>>76519799
look, she's teasing you. Start chasing and you might have a chance

>>76519866
Evil woman.

My honorable General Geega found out I'm the one who has been distributing "Educational" flyers of her servicing orcs around the military camp so ONCE AGAIN my unit is being called up to draw lots and undergo decimation

>>76519794
>PSE
Pgirl Sfriend Experience?

>>76519827
she's gone ligga you have to move on

>>76519924
no, thats tib

>>76519915
>one of the only non-meme Chibi fanarts out there.
But he didn't draw this.

>>76519934
>>76517132

>>76519866
Did they expect that showing private messages on stream would bring her back? If anything, they pushed her further away.

Smug brat

>>76519808
Your mom is nise.

>>76519975
yeah thats what he said

>>76517880
Congrats liggas, you are smarter than holotards. You didn't fall for the bait

Miwa live playing Poppy's Playtime
https://www.twitch.tv/miwa

>>76519924
That's coqui

>>76519794
POOKIE SISTER EXPERIENCE

>>76519792
Seggs

>>76520050
What bait?

>>76520050
Bait?

>>76520071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVYN6UPyttA

>Bao and Lucy forget about the boring reddit review and just yap

good stream

sex with pink chuubas

>>76520063
Kitty!

>>76520124
mods seething

>>76520071
YES PLS

>>76520093
>>76520115
Perhaps it was too subtle. The stats link on the bottom that only the poster can see

>cant remember the dog
classic

i like snorfo

>>76520155
i can't speak german

>>76520136
This emote is so god damn cute! AAAAAAAAA

https://x.com/vividlyASMR/status/1794074213763948920

Uuuuu, Vivi is nice

>>76520155
Get better bait next time

New Alice&Ray merch soon

>>76520155
You fucked up with the "nachmittags". Germany uses the 24 hours format

>>76520155
liggers are too coomer brained to pay attention to things like that

>>76520225
Vivi is single?

>>76520130
sex with pink thong

>>76520001
who is this cunny?

i want to buy a hunting knife and stab myself with it. Liggers for this feel?

>>76520136
This emote makes me want to be nice

>>76520001
the gura at home

>>76520267
Nah, but i just think she's a nice lady
And maybe i have fapped to her big tits and hairy pits.

thank you anon who suggested duckstation, it's working perfectly so far

>>76520255
are they...y'know

>>76520153
Pookie butt

>>76520001
Reminds me of an old gen I tried

>>76520130
Hell yeah

>>76520323
Ray is Alice's abuse victim

Liggermen my vtuber folder is so fucked up and unrognised Im at the breaking point

>>76520374
>unrognised

>>76520094
is there a word for the kind of art where a flat chested girl wears an oversized shirt and has a bit of downblouse?

Bunny cunny

>>76519673
This is nothing new I thought you meant she is actually checking out /lig/ for some reason. She probably has no need now that Yuniiho is gone.

come back

>>76520289
>i
Cringe

>>76520374
>unrognised

>>76520374
I have one for Lucy and the rest are in downloads

>>76520256
It is the default after I changed the language to German. I didn't see any time format settings

>>76519827
Didn't she spend the whole stream today on a 'tism dive into military airplanes? It was a pretty interesting contrast with the model - her talking about planes deploying baby planes while her model's face looked and strangely tone sounded like she wanted to suck the dick right off my pelvis like a category 5 tornado in a trailer park.

>>76520407
fat
fat
fat

>>76519986
your reasons for repeatedly pushing this narrative, be they seth-motivated, sigrid's-big-fists-motivated, or shitpost-motivated, are all irrelevant here and i want you to understand that it will never ever work

you cannot change the perception of anyone here

>>76520489
meds
meds
meds

>>76520447
nah, the niche is better off without polfaggotry or churchfaggotry

bobo is the only one who can keep up with lucy's autism

>>76520262
Also they probably missed the enna spergout because who the fuck cares about enna

If you really loves Lucy you would clip her

>>76520465
That's a spelling mistake not a grammar mistake you fuck

>>76520348
cute butt

wrong, I can easily change the perceptions of anyone here by having them perceive Shylily's pendulous orcat breasts

>>76520521
why do you keep demonstrating that you have no idea what she's like

>>76520545

>>76520193
snorfo good love snorfo

asian women vtubers

>>76520555
But i don't like big boobs

>>76520193
Snorfo cute, Snorfo sex

>>76520447
She is too good for twitch and way too good for this shit general

>>76520538
>the enna spergout
That doesn't narrow it down.

When is filian having olivia on her stream

>>76520602
then nyanners' new model must have been a catastrophe for your people. you have my sympathies

>>76520602
That's right, you love them.

>>76520597
for me it's mentally ill hapas

ufufufufu

>>76520602
We're not allowed to post her big pendulous balls on a blue board, sorry

I'm enjoying this collab really much. Great shit!

>>76520638
Never, hopefully.

>>76520427
I want to know this too. I've been obsessed with lolis with oversized shirts or jackets. Need this for looking at art especially hentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh no what happen

This bootleg undertale nina is playing is a little too quirky for me

>>76520638
an olivia mood board make-up stream would be amazing
that, or sockpuppets

JIGGIE in 9 minutes

Small breasts are fine too

>>76520769
That's not a need it's a want...

>>76520374
delete everything, start new life

Grimmi can go fuck herself

>>76520776
she's showing her blowhole on live television

>>76520602
You're not leaving this thread until you eat everything on your plate.

>>76520644
i miss cute

>>76520555

>>76520845
Yeah, me

>>76520845
...or can she? *vsource music*

>>76520864

>>76520845
yes we keep asking for more grimmixgaspar art too

I'm gonna anti her now

faggots

>>76520845
Manifesting GrimmixGaspar porn where Grimmi leglocks Gaspar

I'm gonna fap to her now

>>76520892

>>76520845
>>76520972
Grimmi x Gaspar where Grimmi is running a stuck-in-wall gloryhole for their living expenses and Gaspar sneaks in as a customer

>>76520803
pinis sexo

Which liggers are built for leglocking?

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

https://twitter.com/nymphelia_/status/1794040392880644516

There's a L4D2 versus mode collab going on right now. The teams are Limes, Geega, Zentreya, and Matara Kan, versus Vinny Vinesauce, Criken, Strippin, and Bricky
https://www.twitch.tv/limealicious

>>76521058
shondo

heavy hangers or perky, but still big

i love grimmmmmi

In 9 DAYS it'll be Juniper's birthday! That's right, our favourite femcel moth will be another year older so lets celebrate by making a card for her to blubber over

Some suggestions to help you get started:
>The baby moth being cute
>Edgy twinks, especially Scaramouche from Genshin Impact
>Her hognosed snake Gnocci
>Outer Wilds
>Disco Elysium, especially Kim Kitsuragi
>D&D
>Her crusty Appa plush

The usual rules apply, tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)

The deadline is June 1st, 9pm EDT/6pm PDT - June 2nd, 2am GMT

>>76518997
>off her meds
>sweaty
>horny as hell
My ideal woman

>>76521058
pinkposters

JIGGIE

https://jiggie.fun/Liggie

My favorite ritual posters are Rakastan, Meat is my mom, and jigger.

Please focus on who you love, not on who you hate. Your oshi would want it that way.

>>76521096
moe

>>76521058
"built for" implies they are the subject of leglocking, implying this liggerman would be doing the leglocking rather than being the leglockee

As you can see, the moth is such a successful hunter that it has been able to devote substantial resources to increasing its overall thickness, thus demonstrating its health & reproductive fitness to a potential partner

>>76521194
remember what they took from you

>>76521186
So true oomfie

>>76520638
You know, that might actually work with Oli's experience as an actual babysitter

I want to worship Layna after a good workout, starting with her sweaty feet. I want to inhale the deep bouquet of their heady scent and lick them and work my way up her calves and thighs and lap up all the sweat I can get from her body, relishing It's taste with gratitude. Then I'd have her get in the tub and wash her body with tender loving devotion. Then I'd have her lay out and give her a nice thorough massage with oils. If at any point she were to want a full release of tension through the pleasure of orgasm; all she'd have to do is look at me and tell me to make her cum and I'd take care of her. Then we could sit and cuddle on the couch while we watch spooky documentaries for the evening.

>>76521216
>t. ballooniper fattyass

>>76521194
She's so sex

>>76521058

>>76521058

why is vei so perfect

>>76521058

>>76521392

>>76521438
Tomato better knock her up soon or she'll go on the prowl for younger virile men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fBMzOvzwEs
Mint Fantome live and making tough decisions

>>76521291
She is

>>76520057

How long did it take for Ray & Alice to mention incest?

>>76521523
I have strong hips.

womp womp

>>76521523
Layna will be wooed by the first muscle daddy at a con she goes to.

Avispa is live and she is going to eat ze bug burger

https://www.twitch.tv/laavispa
https://www.twitch.tv/laavispa
https://www.twitch.tv/laavispa

>>76521634
Yeah me

>>76521346
so true

>>76521672
God speed anon

>>76521652
Is she gonna put the grimmi sauce on it?

>>76521679
cute feet

if ur oshi went voice only and dropped the model would you still watch her

>>76521679
According to Nina her canon underwear is bloomers and theres a rigging error on her underdress because you are meant to get a hint of them moving separately to it

>>76521722
ye. I usually keep streams going in another tab anyway.

>>76521722
probably yeah

im such a chud i dont like it when hinabobina incorrectly uses chud (she never uses it correctly)
recommend me some liggers

>>76521722
Voice only is terrible

>>76521722
Yes, she has used a png before.

>>76521634
She's met some who were pretty fit at cons before so it would take a more complex set of circumstances. If her and Tomato's relationship really is flagging though, I can't help but think we'd be magnetically attracted if we did meet. I'm not sure I'd feel right about going to a con just to find her though.

>>76521705
Maybe

>>76521774
kirsche

>>76521774
I really want to like Hina but every five minutes she says some shit that makes me want to mush her face into a wall

>>76521722
Probably yeah, I don’t really look at the model when she’s playing

I want to spend my days chatting with my Oshi

sex with cute ferrets

>>76521486
This jaw needs some gob STAT

>>76521177
Tank for jig my lig

>>76521177
Thanks for the jigger my ligger

>>76521177
thx4jig

>>76520193
same

>>76521523

>>76521177
Thank you for the jigga my ligga

>>76521177
Thanks for the jiggie

>>76521177
Thanks for playing

Lumi source: https://x.com/AlexTHF0/status/1757802325828071464

>>76521722
Yeah

i think bugs should fuck me

>>76521186
I can't even talk about who I like because some ugly 2 view faggot and a swindling jew have permanently tainted any and all conversation around her. I hope everyone else involved kills themselves.

>>76521925
Da wose...

Thanks for the update Inis

>>76521722
yeah but it'd be a shame. i only drop fleshtubers

>>76521932
>so indescribably strong her alters the matter of the disc in order to make it pliable

>>76521793
Do it. I want to read some twitter stories

>>76522009
image would be better if she was knocked up

How was the Kuu stream today?

>>76522017
she would not be happy to see this

>>76522059
Do you like drunk women?

>>76522029
she can use my face as panties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Uh3OJCx3o
liggers that danced to this?

>>76521722
name one female voice only streamer (no png either)

>>76521793
do you really think Layna would not cheat with the first handsome buff dude that gives her attention? You have a slightly higher opinion of her than I do.

>>76522059
Pretty great. She also sang us the song of her people.

LFTF

>>76522009
I think the bugs and I should fuck each other.

>>76522029
she sold them all?

>>76522017
Yes she had no involvement at all

>>76522171
I ate them all

>another game that plays on her fear of home invasion

>>76522139
hackerling

Inis should just stream without panties

Cheers liggas

Would you?

>>76522213
she's into it

>>76522254
ominous post

>>76522139

>>76522139
Laimu before she got a model

>>76522164
wow
so dead
such gone
very old
sweet dreams

scritched myself so hard theres blood under my nail and it fucking stings AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76522139
vei used to

>>76522164
I can't believe Nina's only fan is dead.

HeavenlyFather

>>76522225
So close to a sick quintuple

>>76522268
>You cant being in weapons

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE SHONDO

>>76522254
erm

>>76522164
real this time? they already pulled this once.
18 is a good age for a dog though.

>>76522268
I don't really want to do anything that involves me dying for any amount of money

>>76522360
probably preparing something big for her comeback

>>76522360
Grilled cheesing

>>76522164
end of an era

>>76522327
liggermans meth itch...

>>76522292
>>76522361
What? It's Friday and I'm getting drunk

>>76522372
you might be thinking of cheems who is also dead.

>>76522360
She's a vtweeter now anon, just let her rest in peace until she's wasted enough time animating instead of streaming

>>76522268
No. The sentient Wallmart can just burst it's pipes and flood the whole market with scorching water. Anyone would be cooked alive by the steam.

>>76522410
He's got the meth bugs that live under your skin, you need to cut them out

>>76522327
i once dug a massive hole into my foot by scratching it, still have the scar.

>>76522418
nah, it's when this pic was going around

>>76522398
>plastic spatula
>nonstick pan
Microplastics yum.

>>76522327
Naiyo?!

>>76521186
I don't care who your favorite posters are. This isn't /vtp/ virtual YouTube (posters). Post an image of a chuuba.

>>76522502
With modern medicine everyone lives to be at least 70 anyways, a little plastic won't hurt you

>>76522360

>>76522145
No, I don't think she would because she's had opportunities like that already. Why would the esteem I hold her in based on what I've seen from her be in anyway comparable to the regard in which I hold your opinion?

>>76522525

my mom is streaming tonight she loves and and i love her and i came out of her 28 years ago and by mom i mean meat btw shes the silly lady in this pic

>>76522164
No...

>>76522530
i'm not planning on living past 30

Who enjoys these chaos streams where there's like 5+ people on a call, talking over each other?

>>76522268
>you can't being in weapons

>>76522599
But mom would be sad

>>76521250
>Olivia writes this
>Also called Layna's body "trophy wife"
>Claims she is heterosexual
Wait, I don't know about the last one. Is Olivia bicurious?

i want to fill lucy with so much cum she has to wear a diaper

>>76522593

>>76522213
We need to be there for her Max, with a gun

>>76522254
Die you are fat

>>76522502
this ligga talking like hes avoiding microplastics himself, its already in you

>>76522296
what does she even do outside having emotes that people spam in other peoples chats?

>>76522642
No she's experienced as a vtuber

I wantto slap panko manko so hard. Not even sex. Just strike it with my palm till she pisses herself.

>>76522599
Being scared of aging is gay as fuck

>>76522667
I'm not fat

>>76522704
This but I drink her pee

>>76522704
based cuntbuster

>>76522653
thanks

>>76521265
Go back.

>>76522704

>>76522502
>>76522678
The only thing you can really do at this point is minimize your personal exposure as much as you can in the home. I've personally switched to using more glassware bowls and stoneware plates.

>>76522731
Based

>>76522751
dont reply to me sperg

>>76522566
>she's had opportunities like that already
how do you know she did not do it? We are not talking about a relationship here just a one-night stand

>>76522799
NTA but why are you so desperate for Layna to cheat?

>>76522711
life gets increasingly more boring as you age unless you're mentally stable and were able to start a family at 30

not bao going hyperyapper to talk about fucked up postbirth health consequences

>>76521722
oh hell yeah. I LOVE her.

idk what meds vei is on, but she's finally actually playing games and not numberfagging

Why do these all boil down to "you get (random thing) but die after (insert amount of time)"?

>>76521722
her voice is the reason i watch

I'm not so sure if I want to have a baby with my oshi anymore

>>76522782
Go back to Greenit, u/newfag.

>>76522858
>no problems attached
>YOU DIE
that's not how this works

love these tits

>>76522915
built for paizuri

Does this remind of you of anything?

>>76522915
>blue and green
awful

nice tits though

>>76522833
I am angry that we never got a Layna x Pink Cat love affair

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>76522858
>get a fucking ferrari or other expensive garbage shit
>resale since its only when I drive it it would kill me

>>76521186
thanks for liking my posts i make them because i love my mom who is meat

>>76522858
I take the car and because there are no problems attached my life doesn't get shorter
stupid fucking game

>>76522904
These questions are kinda stupid

>liggerman discovers his first 'would you rather' game

>>76521186
I hate you attention seeking faggots so much

>>76522955
No, but I watched that binka stream

>>76522835
If you would be bored without kids having kids isn't going to make things not boring
If you're bored in the modern era that's a skill issue

>>76523004
that kinda just reads as everyone dies

she HATES it

>>76522840
She's trying to psych herself out of the baby fever but it won't work

I would drink Lucy's period blood

>>76522955
cvnka looks way hotter with the messy hair mode

>>76522858
>Get expensive car
>Sell it
???

>>76522593
>28 years ago
didn't it used to be 27 years ago, did we miss your birthday?

>>76523004
>world peace
>still has nigger thug music

lmao

>>76523004
>all those things are abolised
>people become too dumb to start wars and conflicts
>turn into bonobos that solve all tensions with sex
if it works it works

>>76523065
hell yeah
same

>>76522840
Was about to say this >>76523063

>>76522858
They're written by internet users.

>>76522642
Not her but the idea of Oli kissing Layna's feet is hot.

Posting a bao image without a soundpost should be an instant permaban.

>>76522835
Do you have less freedom than you had as a literal child? I'm certain you haven't travelled the world. No one who has been anywhere thinks life is boring as you age. If you're imagining yourself in 30 years, still at your desk screaming slurs at teenagers for poor teamwork, that's entirely a (You) problem. In three years, I hope to have enough to spend a year in Europe fucking around without consequence

>>76523004
Weird that it picked those things when the things that would be abolished are jews niggers and muslims

MIWA CUNNY MIWA CUNNY MIWA CUNNY

>>76523169
They clearly didn't account for vtubers

>>76523115
Only books are relevant to that and they are almost replaced already if the ban doesn't include digital text
I think video games have done far more harm than good

>>76523004
So, Equilibrium basically?

>>76522851
love

>>76522858
these questions remind me why math questions in tests are stupid

bao's asian eggs are in demand

>>76523192
I really have no interest in solo travel. Sitting in a hotel room or just walking around the city like some mongoloid sounds depressing

>>76523179
soundposting is cringe just crosspost to /wsg/ or /gif/

These cunts don't even know how hard it is to donate sperm

>>76523193

>>76523259
Baos Asian womb is barren

>>76522890
What happened? You read how babies were made and were disgusted at having to engage in such filth?

>>76523045
Binka in da liggy?

>>76523105
>Get expensive car
>Sell it
>But a different car with the money
>Not die early
Is that simple

>>76523227
>video games have done far more harm than good
t. uninspired writer in a failing television and film industry

>>76523202
i want to squish

>>76523286
fuck off

>>76522955
maybe

>>76523193
Bro you can't be spittin facts like that. You'll make the jannies mad.

>>76523327
thats not her cunny...

>>76523331
Okay, just the yids.

>>76522955
MODS

>>76523227
>I think video games have done far more harm than good
Are you a US senator from the 90s?

>>76523322
I don't care about creators on either side, young people didn't really let movies consume every evening they have
Video games and watching shit on the internet are dangerously good, which is why socialization and dating are so fucked

>>76523397
or any australian politician in (current year)

>>76522593
Hey, Son, put on your headphones and watch some loud shows, your mom and I have to make some wet slapping noises for no particular reason. She will be okay even if you hear screaming...

>immediately nosedives out of ligger status without asmr buff
asmr is a deal with the devil

>>76523212
obvious Corpa Vtubing joke here

>>76522955
Whoa nice cock

>>76523385
her entirety is cunny tho, she is a woman

>>76523259
did someone offer to buy them?

>>76523387
I didn't quote that post retard

>Doesn't even read the second half before considering it
kek

I would like to be in a coma until Olivia appears on Layna's stream.

>>76522955
civvie!

>>76523425
this is why you don't do asmr unless you plan to make it your only content forever
least loyal viewers on the net, all they want is to goon

>>76523114
Shut up Oli, your crush isn't actually racist he just showed your true colours to your audience.

>>76523479
No one cares Seth.

>>76523492
This horny little ghost..

>>76523562
/b/omu...

>>76523562
>little
Anon she is probably older than you

>>76523492
Clothing is a conspiracy by dicklets who got into power anyway
There's no reason people shouldn't just be able to hang out naked but the "king" was mogged one time

>>76523247
>Reach the point where you can support yourself indefinitely no matter what you do as long as you don't dissapear for a year
I don't think it's love anon

>>76523583
She does have cute tits and a nice pussy

>>76523562
Post her mintussy.

>>76523179
I LOVE this recording. Her acting is incredible. It's like you can feel the despair and lustful panic.

>>76523492
What is this, there's no downside

>>76523528
>least loyal viewers on the net, all they want is to goon
It always cracks me up when I look at Ninarchive and see all the vods having a few hits while the ASMR ones have thousands.

>>76523605
What about during winter?

>>76523535
Dontell Jackson should be required reading for understanding relations between African Americans and Whites.

>>76523106
today is my birthday (:

>>76523646
>Try to get dressed in the morning
>Can't find clothes
>Go to prison
>Now stuck staring at naked fat and ugly people for the rest of your life

>>76523492
>>76523562
she is a known maid cafe molester after all

>>76523650
at one point I would have argued it was sad for the creator, but at this point there is plenty of evidence what you're getting into before you do it
no one to blame but themselves

I love Tanya but her choice of games to play on stream is awful.

>>76523687
Happy birthday FeelsBirthdayMan Clap

>>76523656
Summer/winter clothing is up to the person already, some people need a coat and some people go out in a t-shirt
Just extend that freedom to choose to nudity

>>76523700
In many ways, Mint is literally me

Why does Layna persist? She should stop.

How is this collab so good? I love it!

umu.

vtubers are slowly turning me into an incel.

detecting serious levels of 'go back' in a few of your posts oomfies

>>76523492
no way I would press that
clothing is sexy, and I don't want to see every gross normie on the street naked
unless it's like, a half transparency see through, but otherwise not being able to turn it off is a deal breaker

>>76523687
Happy birthday anon

>Limes having a collab with Vinny and a ton of cool streamers
>first thing Matara does is flirt with Vinny
get your hands off him you roach slut!