/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

I want to sniffa the Pippa

[Panko News] She's black

Phasers are the best livers.

stop Being parasocial....

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>76522014

Clara seggggggs

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Lia.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

hampter

Pipkiss

Surely this thread will be better!

SOUNDPOSTS QUICK

>>76522135
sex

PIPPA LOVE

I love Shiina!

>>76522036
>your oshi will never love you
>no one will ever love you
>you are a leech on your friends and family
I really need to get around to killing myself.

>>76522173

>>76522173

Honestly Pippa should play DMC instead of YIIK.

>you don't get with your oshi
BUT
>you find someone and are happy with them and have a son
BUT
>at your son's wedding, your daughter-in-law's mother (who is now a widow and has been flirty with you) starts singing and you realize where you heard that familiar voice so long ago and
DO YOU PRESS IT?

>>76522173

>>76522173

>>76522173

Stinky!

>>76522173
I was going to post "smells like gay in here" but I guess I don't have it

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

[Panko News]
Panko the Coon would steal something in a super expensive house if she were a servant

>>76522173
You guys like seafood?

>>76522297
>I get a wife I love and a happy family
Yes

>Why haven't (You) streamed Forbidden today?

https://youtu.be/Womor1UYMzM

https://youtu.be/Womor1UYMzM

https://youtu.be/Womor1UYMzM

>>76522297
where is the downside

>>76522297
...is my wife dead too in this scenario?

>>76522173

>>76522173

>>76522173

>>76522297
How many people here would cheat on their wife with their oshi if offered?
Let's be honest.

>>76522297

>>76522297
oh my god

ngl panko averaging 1k ccv a steam is not something i saw happening when she debuted
if her ESL ass can get that many watchers whats your oshis excuse for being sub 500 ccv

>>76522189
dont worry too much, the first 2 stilll apply even if youre not a leech haha :(

Panko talking to Airi

>>76522173

Where is the hot wife post?

>>76522297
>My Oshi might encourage our grandkids to bang each other
I'm sorry but I'm killing her.

>>76522406
No, she's standing right next to you at the wedding

>>76522173

I like vtubers.
They are very cute.

>>76522297
Yeah. Very rosey outcome.

>>76522506
Having European sense of humor in prime EU timeslot helps a lot.

>>76522406
Cookie/Kanpainiki/Lovebug please.

>>76522173
Stream Magical Memories Candy

https://youtu.be/JrDATZR6Kn0

https://youtu.be/JrDATZR6Kn0

https://youtu.be/JrDATZR6Kn0

ITT, anon will continue to anti his oshi despite liking her, show that anon can't survive outaide the computer, Panko will have another baited sound post, a controversial post that really isn't that bad will be blown out of proportion for 350 posts, and anon will continue to not watch any streams

>>76522356
why's she doing black face

>>76522036
Thats not how love works anon. If I could I would.

>>76522173

>>76522173

>>76522468
I have to assume that after so many years I'll be loyal to my wife.

>>76522631
There has to be some moral dilemma anon, if you're a widow too then there's no downside, bang your oshi to your heart's content.

>>76522560
>Pippa
Anon. A woman's sex fantasies aren't real life.
Just like your murder fantasies. You haven't killed anyone.

>>76522248
Already did off stream

>>76522619
>Read that as European timeslot slaps
Brb killing myself on TikTok.

>>76522669
>outaide

So how’s everyone’s Friday so far? Who are you going to watch later? What are you gonna play? What are you going to eat? If you’re going to drink, what will it be?

>>76522248
She only plays good games off stream, like when she talked about wanting to play all the RE games off stream.

>>76522703
>You haven't killed anyone.
Come over here and we can change that, hottie. <3

>>76522743
>So how’s everyone’s Friday so far?
I went and got the TDAP shot so my arm hurts like hell, other than that I'm fine.

Vtubers taught me that women are fucking weird

>>76522553
He's in jail for possession

>>76522584
...

>>76522728
End me

>>76522404
That you can't bang your oshi now without cheating on your wife?

>>76522743
I worked 76 hours this week and still have like 7 hours for tomorrow

>>76522718
kek

>>76522806
And as pathetic as their viewers? You should be able to see yourself in some of them.

>>76522703
>Pippa
Not necessarily, it might be Hime

>>76522743
>Friday so far
Great so far, we decided the vibes were off today so everyone said "fuck work", clocked 8 and bounced.
Just finished a sub from Firehouse, now I'm gonna play some vrising and shit up the thread until it get's close to Runie time.
I haven't drank since May of 2017, but I'll get stoned

>>76522922
Mean!

>>76522866
well a) I never expected to get with my oshi irl because I'm not delusional, so the fact I get a wife and kids but also get an interesting bonus having her in my family is a pleasant life surprise but I wouldn't cheat on my wife because thats wrong

>>76522787
>TDAP
Oh yeah, I remember that one from when I was in the Army. That shit sucks, everyone's arm hurts for like 3 days. Beats getting tetanus though.

>>76522922
nta but why are you so angry?

>>76522743
I was required to give up a day off and work extended hours for the holiday.

>>76522806
If you ever dated you'd know this. I once had a girl grab me by the hand when she went to take a shit and forced me to stand there and look her in the eye the whole time. I was too high and dumbstruck to fight back.

>>76522173

>>76523028
Woman, clearly.

>>76522173

>>76523007
But that's the thing, you CAN actually bang your oshi now, something you thought would never happen...but you have to do something terrible to accomplish it.

wait a minute, like 99% of english vtubers are asian girls, where the white women at?

>>76523097
there

>>76523060
That's... interesting

>>76522297
>Widowed
Uh oh.

>Panko doesn't like hunting
>Her chat agrees
So you guys aren't faggots and enjoy hunting too, right?

>>76523097
Best we got is Slavic lemon and mutt bunny

>>76523097

>>76523097
Pippa, Clara (future Japanese), Lumi, Panko, Runie, half of Tenma. I don't count half of Lia unless her Tropical Mexican genes are descended purely from Spaniards.

>>76522743
Haven't really been reading the thread all day because it's been kinda shit again. Waiting for Runie but I've got Panko open now and will open Saya when she starts too (also have Lumi open but not listening). Probably going to play some DMC during the downtime. Currently eating some Raisin Bran. I don't drink.

God I love her

>>76522743
Ran a few errands and time to chill
Gonna get on xiv for a while after Saya
Whatever I see first in the fridge and no alchy today

>>76522173

>>76522173

>>76523266
Just remember that if you have a decent job and are white...there's always filipino girls as a last resort, they'll always date you. Never say "there's no one for me" when SEA exists.

>>76522743
>Who are you going to watch later?
I am anxiously waiting for Pippa's waiting room.

Someone wake up schedualbro, I need to know who's streaming for the night, sleep is for the weak

>>76523332
Rather die alone ngl

>>76523372
I can deal with a girl being average-looking if she actually loves me. It's not just the ugly girls that will date you there, it's all of them.

Panko is such a fascist. It's cute.

>>76522173

Lumi thanking me for cumming

The phase girls male me wish i was born American.

[Panko News] TOS is the only thing keeping her from saying what she thinks about gooks, chinks and pakis

>>76523529
>male me

>>76523523
OK
*cums*

>>76523459
They really are the perfect straight man/goofball duo for Ka-Ching. I love the Pon Wolf and Laughing Girl

>>76523028
Why aren't you angry at the state of these legions of worms that could be upright men and women?

>>76523600

>>76523532
>Panko's barely controlled racism in company meetings

>>76523459
this shit is great

The phase girls make me wish i was born American.

>>76523529

>>76523529
You're shame is not erased that easily

>>76523529

>>76522997
This is the best form of Lisa. Crying.

>>76523332
I guess you could say there are plenty of flips in the SEA

>>76523721
BOOOOO

>>76523200
>I don't count half of Lia
She's blanko latina, anon.
You wanna play one-drop and you have people who would drop Tenma, Panko and Lumi. Don't play one-drop.

>>76523685
>You're shame is

>>76523640

>>76523721
eh, 6/10, needs some work as a pun

>Pippa and Lisa are both anime girls
Wat da hell?

>>76523763
>blanko latina
latina blanca

>>76522743
Mostly lurking the thread right now during work but will watch Runie and play New Vegas tonight

Show me your dance moves /pcg/!

>>76523685
>>76523673
>>76523556
Bugger off

>>76523842

>>76523763
Sorry anon, latinos are schrodinger's white. If they're shot by the police they're a proud person of color, if they shoot a black man invading their home they're a white hispanic.
I didn't make the rules

>>76523842
I can't dance

>>76523649

im 99% sure clara comes into /pcg/ every 30 minutes and control+F's for her name, she left a comment on a 80 view clip channel 30 minutes after it posted

>>76523842

>>76523842
Phase Friends can dance

>>76523857

>>76523842

>>76523842

>>76523763
>one drop
They would arguably drop our Native American princess Pipkin Pippa as well.

>>76523671
Why?
I'm pretty sure that if you want to marry one, your best chances would've come from being born Japanese

>>76522743
Got thrown a bomb of a project at work, but got to leave early, finished gym, will make chicken quesadillas and play ghost of tsushima till I sleep. Nasa cancelled so IDK who to watch yet

>>76523917
Rape

>>76523842

>>76523842

>>76523833
Ah yes, "c".I am not Latin.

>>76523941
/pcg/ you missed it… he did a cool spin

>>76523991
Holy shit, is this real?

>>76523842

>>76523958
Her Gma is latinx

>>76523964
Nah.
American sounds a lot more gpfun than this shite pit

Doragon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCiUIpxbGtU

>>76524014

>>76523842
Look in amazement

>>76523909
I miss him
https://files.catbox.moe/yyzrlj.mp4

>>76524034
>gpfun

>>76523842

>>76524094
Idk, I've been posting since 10am

>>76523842

>>76523842
To busy playing AL to dance.

>>76523877
>Romans and other Mediterraneans aren't white
Don't play one-drop, albino boy.

>>76523842
Let's get funky

>Lumi being terrible at games again
Home

>>76524116
Which 10am?

>>76524079

>>76524079

Karate is better than sliced bread because you can slice bread with karate but you cannot karate with sliced bread.

>>76524032
Anon I'm pretty sure the White Cuban thing was a joke

>>76523763
>>76523958
Can confirm

>>76524034
I like Panko’s attitude towards America. She’s as European as you can get but likes all the goofy and crazy shit we get up to. I think her exact words were Americans know how to have fun

>>76523842

>>76524153
First one, then another

>>76524153
best, it's 9pm now

>>76524141
When people say "latinos", they mean exclusively people in central/south america, anon. They don't mean the countries that used to speak Latin.

>>76524146
Erinya gets the best fan stuffs like this

>>76522173

>>76523349
>schedual

>>76524231
Ew British

saya time
https://m.youtube.com/live/tCiUIpxbGtU

>>76522173

>>76524303
Literally nothing wrong with being British

Italian Pizza is bland and boring. Italians getting mad that Americans put a decent amount of cheese on it will always be funny. We made it better, and girls like Panko can’t stand that. We took something bland, improved it, and defined what the rest of the world sees it as. Also the pineapple on pizza hate is just a psyop by Italians to try to discredit foreign pizza. Sucks to suck (yeah, me) but it’s the truth. Americans improved something yet again. Deal with it. The downgrade from Romans to Italians in terms of civilizations, is to what the downgrade from Wolves to Chihuahuas is for animals. Kiss my ass you smelly raccoon. Panko’s Manko ain’t shit.

>>76524269
She sounds so weird here.

>>76522173

>>76524305
Bro
your link?

>>76523170
That's too bad because I hunt. Anons should try rabbit or dove hunting at least once.

>>76524363
I'm at work sorry

>>76524323
Fucking limeys

>>76524305
>mobile link
/pcg/ laugh at this man.

>>76524357

>>76523613
hag women with experience

>>76523170
I'm indifferent to it. I've never gone but it mostly seems like an excuse to drink beer with your friends/family while waiting up in the tree stand for something to come by.

>>76523842

Hug from a woman where she presses her chest into you

>>76524408

>>76524450

>what's a chocolate starfish
One day we'll stop getting Panko. But today is not that day.

>>76523903
Give up. No one will ever believe you.

This thread’s kinda good!

>>76522173

yuros? is that how you use a bidet?...

Panko has to be faking.

Clean your anus with your hands and water and it won't be chocolate anymore.

>>76523170
I've gone hunting before but don't really enjoy it. But I also hate cooking, and hunting is basically high-effort cooking. Shooting is fun though.

>>76523842
Hell yeah

>>76524590

>>76524557
Shut up whore

>>76524266
She's cute and she deserves the makinists love

>>76524450

>>76524166
>He can't karate with sliced bread

>>76524450
Thanks Loki
t. Hime

I want to spank lumi's big round bum

>>76524606
There are anons itt who don't know who this soundpost is about Just let that sink in.

>>76523842

I want to take a shit together with Wemi

Dizzy is my wife
but I'm OK with making Clara my gf

How likely is it you're the richest anon in this thread?

>>76524595
ESLs tend to have problems with english-based puns if they haven't heard them before, especially ones that specifically use American slang.

>>76524708
>lumi's big round bum
We know for a fact she does not have that
>inb4 but it was a sheboon saying it
Yeah and Lumi never denied she doesn't really have an ass.

>>76524712
What bumposter?

>>76524247
They mean anyone speaking a Latin origin language, hence the distinction of "Latin-American"
A Latin American is not someone living in the US, but the entire double continent.

>>76524750
Wemi doesn't shit

>>76524750
>you and your wife have toilets facing each other for intimate shits

>>76524712
No one dares try anymore. Thread too fast

I want to clean Wemi's beeg bottom of shit

>>76523170
I just go because my dad likes to do it

Pippa went to offkai didn't she?

>>76524816
>He hasn't changed her nappy

>>76524779
>>76402421

>>76524779
>We know for a fact she does not have that
Wrong

>>76524712
i still miss him

>>76524712
He loves Panko...
He will always love Panko...
Not a day goes by where he doesn't think about how much he loves Panko...

Does Pippa wake up and fart a lot like I do?

>>76524806
>They mean anyone speaking a Latin origin language
Except those that live in Europe. If we took the broadest definition possible then French people would be latinos.
The ultimate purpose of the concept of "latino" is to classify people from like 40 different countries that all have their own cultures into one vague brownness just because the Spanish and Portuguese used to rule over all of them. Much like how people act like all Anglo countries are similar when everyone knows there's giant differences between the US, UK, Canada, NZ, and Australia.

>>76524885
It's not for another week

>>76524247
filipinos are latino

>>76524914
then why doesn't he tell me that every day anymore

>>76524777
Nice digits.
Not outside the realm of possibility.

>>76524777
0% if the Jelly oil baron is here

>>76524939
He's moved on.

>>76524450
Its been so long...

>>76524927
>He didn't check and someone else did it
Should've been on the ball

>>76524917
>waking up before Pippa and pulling off her PJs to suck the farts out of her ass

>>76524958
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76524882
She said she's doing streams covering it like last year so I doubt it. We'd know cause her setup would be different.

>>76524958
Bruhhhh

>>76524888
>>76524891
I think you might have missed the key point of what I said, that Lumi never denied that she doesn't have a big butt, which is what >>76524708 said she has. She's clearly not packing Bao levels of cake or she'd brag about it.

Honestly Pippa should dip her fists in holy wanter and punch a ghost

>>76524882
>Went
It's not for another week

>>76524958
Based

>>76525093
She said she has a nice ass once

>>76524928
Not fully, no.

>>76524928
ehhhhhhhhh I GUESS? Some are at least, not everyone in that country is mixed

>>76524816
You just know that ass SHITS!

>>76524923
>Except those
Naw. Just not a common parlance as they've got their own traditions.

>>76523671
yoinkthere must always be a yoink poster

>>76525094
>wanter

Michiru is ranked 12th worldwide...
But in what?
https://x.com/shisuimichiru/status/1794101089249239139

>>76525094
>wanter

>>76525266
Gooning.

>>76525219
>as they've got their own traditions.
Anon, do you think all of Latin America is just a xerox copying of Spain? Spain didn't believe in completely replacing the culture of the natives like the Brits did, they believed in taking over the native structures already in place and setting it up so it benefitted them while coverting everyone to Catholicism. Those countries still have the old traditions, just with Spanish influence now.

>>76525240
Pls don't post Lisa, enough people have already turned against her

>>76525094
>wanter

If I become a vtuber, only make memes. Dont make songs or art or anything, people only care about memes.

>>76525266
Being unseen by the rest of humanity for a consecutive number of weeks.

>>76525266
Witchcraft.

>>76525337
I love songs and art though.

>>76525295
>language
>Xerox copy

>>76525251
>>76525278
>>76525331
It’s so easy to bait Pankofags

>>76525440
>I was merely pretending

>>76525368
Who is number one?

>>76525440
"I'm only pretending to be retarded guys"

>>76525420
Culture is a lot more than just language, otherwise Northern Italians wouldn't have such disdain for Southern Italians, or how the Austrian national character is built on "whatever Germany is doing, do the opposite of that"

>>76525240
Correction

>>76525468
>>76525492
Yes, actually. But you guys never pretend

>>76525337
Male? People only care about you being female.
Give up any pretense of "vtuber" and just make an animated character who makes memes.

>>76525546

>>76525469
Catchiru

>>76525469
Sorry but Eimi and her chubby body is my one and only.

Good morning Pippa.

BWAH!

>>76525628
No Pippa here
No more Eimi either.
there is only Clara

what does yoinking a rabbit do

>Wemi suddenly getting sick with a fever the day before she’s set to have a potential male collab
Based Wemi. I hope she uses this as an excuse to drop out.

:^)

>>76525678
bweh

>>76525556
I saw the lines for holostars.....

UHM TO ALL PHASE CONNECT TALENTS OR PHASERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM IN THIS THREAD

PLEASE STREAM MORE HORROR GAMES
THANK YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

>>76525719
It....it yoinks them. What do you mean?

>>76525719
adds it to Lisa's growing collection of bnuys
but her most prized one is Pippa

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>76525829
I wish I could be as content as that thing

>>76525777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how long does it take for me to get my goods

>>76525469
We are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>76525777

>>76525867

>>76525862
6 months minimum

>>76525729
But she's streaming right now

>>76525840
I was going to post the webm of the orca that bursts out next to the seal and you see a closeup of its eye as it stares the seal down, but it doesn't look like I have it

>>76525748
Industry is contracting/collapsing.

After several months of careful introspection I've discovered the meaning of life is smoking and drinking and watching porn

Can someone post the image of Wemi in a truck about to isekai you?

>>76525959
I've seen people say that vtubing was dying since 2021. When lockdowns ended everyone said that every vtuber would graduate en masse.

>>76525469

If you have twitter my daughter would be grateful if you liked her art
https://x.com/matoimiia/status/1793725986066051404

>>76526021

>>76525955
Here anon, it's from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs8ZveNZQ8g

>>76526065
thanks

I want Panko to tease me for my pronunciation of Italian words.

Where’s my free wallpaper, fishman!?!

>Panko is kekposting on stream

>>76526007
The opposite of that is closer to the truth.

>>76526031
It's saturated and what have the big three's numbers been doing?
With increased inflation, only the dullest fools will continue to fuel the growth of the industry overall.
This prediction isn't for an end of vtubing by years end, but the trend of the next five years or decade.

Lumi hates me the most

>>76526157
shipping's on the house

>>76526191
Watching porn, drinking, and smoking?

>>76526230
>2560x1723
what an awful resolution

>>76526192
Its not saturated, you have no idea what youre talking about.

[Lumi News] She is the smartest streamer.

>>76526263
>poptart gun sticker
I feel very strong secondhand embarrassment

>>76526326
Pippa drew it on stream. It was fun

>>76526326
Because you're reminded of her terrible logic in that argument?

Hi, im a news reporter with fox 31 in Denver doing a news story on the rise of sexless young men in america, can you tell me why you give thousands of dollars to women hiding behind cartoon pictures instead of meeting real women? serious replies only.

>>76526263
>pre-prder

Lumi's being racist against the Chinese again.

what is the canon of godly phase connect streams?

>>76526358
>a news reporter with fox 31 in Denver
post hole and I might consider a reply

>>76526358
BIG NEWS

why doesn’t phase do more donothons?

RATE THE PANDA
RATE THE HOUSES
RATE THE ITALIAN
RATE THE STREAM

>>76526358
I've never given them a dime is my answer.

Sakana should rehire Nano.

>>76526407
OH BOY

>>76526411
The phase girls aren't whores

>>76526358
>Fox age 31
SEX

>>76526411

>>76526417
panko cute

>>76526417
cutest/10
absurdly expensive/10
bussytano/10
uuu i miss Panko/10

>>76526358
3d women are gross and sexual intercourse is repulsive.

>>76526417
Panda having fun with envy
Very nice houses, at least they actually look like they're worth their insane prices instead of just being jacked up from supply and demand
I can't get over how beautiful Italy is when you leave Rome
8/10

>>76526268
They are starting to look for markets on Latin America, and sure, China will be giving some Africans computers soon, but again, I only predict shrinking or at least a leveling off overall. Externals a wild cards though. A global Depression or nuclear war? That'd effect the hobby some, don't you think?

>>76526358
First of all I've never sent a superchat and second of all most women have become insufferable these days. They don't even appreciate Austrian painters

I want more shota vtubers with female VAs to jack off too desu. That's what we need more of.

>>76526411
>movie+game night with katta
post your picks of vidya and kino with your oshi
for me its
>scary movie
>apex

>>76526411
fish said no

why does ember have subtitles?

>>76526426
anon... she died yesterday.... it's too late...

do the other talents try their best to keep saya alive I swear she gets a raid or 2 constantly

>>76526364
Pre-proder*

thoughts?

Why does this keep happening on Lumi's stream

>>76526497
fish said no midway through the talents following up on their rewards after forcing them to do them*

>>76526491
>we