/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

morning chuubas

>>76499488
If you name him and he's me, then I'll do it

>>76499535
See what I don't get is the one's who are in the 10+ average viewers being on here that's literally better that 97% of streamers or some shit

>>76499488
If you name him and he's mine, then I'll kill you

>>76499646
Because the streamer GINI coefficient is fucked. There are people here who are easily top 1% if not more, but they're still barely earning anything

>>76499706
Yeah because even people who are 500+ viewers aren't guaranteed a stable income this fucking guy reposting this every thread acts like they're some superior reality checker when the fact is they're just some schizo with nothing better to do

gm aspies don't kill yourself today

Confess.

>>76500191
I want nothing more than to chain her in my closet naked. Only opening it up to use her little body to satisfy myself and shutting her defiled self back in there.

>>76500191
I want to get rid of my feelings for him but it's not working

>>76500519
Name her, brother

>>76500645
Nmae him, sis

>>76500191
I've been using AI to match speech and typing patterns and it's disappointing to see who might be saying these things. I'm not 100% so I give them the benefit of the doubt and don't name them

>>76500833
Whenever I post something that I prefer not identifies me I deliberately change my typing style.

>>76500949
I don't, when I vague post I want them to know its me without outright saying it

>>76499646
>>76499785
You know what's more schizo? Chuubas who wants more viewers but chose to stay here and mingle with losers

>>76500191
I want COCK

>>76501131
Mingling here is the single most effective networking thing to do. Look at Fwofie, her CCV has liked doubled since being here despite her being over 1K in followers

>>76501153
This was written by a man

u guys are my ppl and i like to see how u guys are doing every day

Goodnight asp

>>76500833
I am going to Start typing ESL just foR you anon when i are vague posting from now on!

Googmornimg.... I am ultrasleeby, but we persevere on this nice Friday! Be well asp! (Also if anyone knows any good indie horror games bls tell me!!!)

>>76501251
sleep well anon mwah

>>76500191
I really hate all the hornyposting in this thread but I never say anything because that wouldn't make it stop.

>>76501222
Die of a heart attack already fatty

>>76501265
Thats what i do some times and it work

>>76501274
>indie horror
>good

Nice one anon

>>76501168
If I had to start alone from nothing on Twitter I would have given up already. Despite its flaws, this community has given me a lot

>>76501307
no

>>76501168
I don't see any doubling. Also she only streamed twice this month so I guess we can attribute that to "since being here" if you gonna attribute her "doubling ccv"

I don't see any purpose of lying about this when we can see the numbers

>>76501274
Good morning. I appreciate your company, bro. Hope that wherever you warp to isn't too rough.

Good morning /asp/, I hope you have a good day.

>>76501331
They're out there !!! Somewhere....

>>76501374
Just by chatting in a streams, following a few people on twitter and posting your links here most people can easily be put in twitch's top 5% purely from this thread

why is everyone waking up at this moment?
also good morning, glad to see the thread isnt shit as soon as I wake up

>>76501400
Likewise !!! Its going to be a busy day I'm the eternal library, so I appreciate the support!!!
>>76501461
Because it's morningtime : )

>>76501399
Doubling was hyperbolic, stop being a fag. Her CCV has increased by 50% to the highest it's ever been by a large margin

>>76500191
I hate knowing that I'm the reason someone is hurting

>>76501584
Name him sis

>>76500191
Miu's descent into full on cunny gfe makes me want to unfollow, I wish she hadn't been groomed into it

>>76501561
>Doubling was hyperbolic
No, it means you are wrong. A big lying faggot

>>76501621
it takes a lot of restraint for me to not crab pedoshit vtubers. She is a lost cause, that's for sure.

>crabs GFE unicorn pandering fenchuubas
>crabs supportive non-pandering femchuubas

just say you hate femchuubas

>>76501621
same, I already wanted to unfollow when she started the whole "uuuu im your cute sister wife" thing

>>76501702
>asp is 1 person

>>76501621
Her voice and model are built for it so I can't blame her. That said, I'm not a fan of it

>>76501702
turns out the thread is composed of more than one person

>>76501274
There hasn't be a single good horror video game, indie or studio, since Amnesia

Every horror game is either:
>highly scripted cut scene with predictable gross out horror
>boring 'psychological' horror slop
>Jumpscares
>Just remaking Amnesia with a new coat of paint

>>76501702
>crabs supportive non-pandering femchuubas
like who?

>>76501645
Anon, do you have autism?

>finally breaks 30ccv
>crabbing begins
like cuckwork

>>76501131
I'm still growing and reaching out to randos on twitter is NOT an effective strategy and I do NOT have time to watch randos on twitch

At least here I know I can talk to people about cunny off stream and not get canceled and blacklisted by some normie who wants to be the next BFE streamer

>>76501790
>can talk to people about cunny off stream and not get canceled and blacklisted

This
At least you don't have to walk on eggshells with people around here in case you say the wrong thing, if someone isn't okay with you calling someone a fag or a nigger, they'll just tell you they don't like it instead of running to twitter

>>76500191
I want to lewd myself but I am not strong enough

>>76501872
So true Pafu you racist white bitch

>>76501790
>cunny
name yourself and I will crab you

>>76501913
how is she racist when she's pals with Cody?

Tierlist of cunny or hag preference

>>76502187
sorry I only want cute boys...

>>76502187
This please

>>76502214
Cunny, hag, shotas, ojisans

>>76502214
Tierlist of cunny/shota or hag/malehag preference

>>76502044
Cody is an uncle tom type of negro

Cumming on her face and forcing her to hold up her ID as you take degrading photos of her to keep her as a well behaved good girl.

>>76502262
Majority of asp will go in the middle, I'm pretty sure a lot of people can do either one.

>>76502593
But it's funnier when you're forced to call people pedophiles or hag chasers

>>76502593
>>76502623
Yeah you have to assign them to the extremes no middle ground allowed

catalogtourist here; why are you guys such fags?

>>76502623
>>76502693
Fine. Guess this is how I am lead into extremism.

>>76502787
Fag literal or fag metaphorical?

>>76502805
Now explain every single one because you already got me wrong

>>76502847
Every single on is for the meme.

>>76502787
/jong/ is even gayer

>>76502805
suddenly glad I was never added to the tierlists

>>76502805
sorry but I'm in hag, I enjoy voluptuous hags with wide hips and thick thighs

jongers could be here...

>>76502805
>Elliott
>hag enjoyer
>started dating a teenager

This really is the lowest I've sunk with this tierlist, I threw people in the tiers haphazardly and at random. I did it entirely for the joke but it's a shit joke. I need to apologize to the entire thread for this.

>>76503106
at least it's not a crab tierlist like the ones we had the past few days

>>76503106
it's ok, as a loli enjoyer it is accepted that your brain is still undeveloped

>>76503106
tier lists are for fun anyways, sometimes people take them a bit too seriously but don't worry about it

>>76502805
Boy I'm glad I am not on that tierlist

>>76503106
You got me correct so don't sweat it : )

>>76503106
You got me right and I'm enjoying your suffering

>>76503196
Are you on this one?

>>76503106
you got me partially correct but it’s oki because i like all categories :3

>>76503222
that's not a tierlist, it's shania's twitter follows

I put a bit of thought

Make a tierlist of voice age

>>76501621
miu already streams on pomf, you shouldn't be surprised that she's hopping on the gfe bandwagon when she's doing flavour of the week

>>76503222
Anon that isn't a tierlist tho
Yes

>>76503362
Thank you for putting me in the right place. I love my hags.

>>76503362
I'm happy to see andy back in the list, also she's 100% a lesbian, that girl is not into old men.
>>76503405
Any tierlist that requires actually having watched a stream of every aspie is doomed to fail because no one here has watched literally every single aspie. Most people just fill in the blanks through the vibes of what the thread has shitposted on them and what kind of impression the design gives at a glance.

>>76503410
No she doesn't lol

>>76503362
Why is Elliott even still on the tier list

>>76503461
Andy is asexual at best

>>76503362
Ough..... not cunny....

>>76503461
I have watched everyone there at least once, but even that is not enough

>>76503491
Because he still visits the threads

>>76503490
hi miu

>>76503495
She's definitely not very sexual. But she definitely likes girls and wants to kiss girls. She's a god damn flip flappers fan.

>>76503565
Flip flappers is a good show

My sexual

>>76503638
We know Ainslie, we know

https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
I'm playing PokeRouge and I'm not sure I will like it

>>76503654
Nah not Ainslie, he is bi or gay

>>76503734
Ainslie is pan I'm pretty sure

>>76502805
every woman i've fallen for recently is older than me so this is accurate

I want to send dirty things to you so fucking badly...

>>76503582
Alright, this is subjective, I listened to the voices I could, the streams I couldn't I shoved into hard to classify together with the voices that feel too unique to really say whether or not they fit in one of the other tiers.
Also the line between shota and femboy is a fine one and entirely my opinion.

>>76503982
Woops meant to reply to this>>76503405

>>76502579
This is my fetish

>>76503982
you are the first person who said my voice was manly, thank you anon

>>76501913
Bro I was ASLEEP

>>76501621
Miukyun is a whore in DMs

>>76503982
>hard to classify
:(

>>76503582
The show was too much of a fever dream for me but I do remember finding this banger soundtrack from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMLeCwCL2i8

>>76504087
It's okay Pafu just please atone for your white crimes

>>76503079
Surely not...

>>76504156
Of course, I’m sorry my Honky ass is white.

I can see what that one anon meant by the twitter account marked as bot account means people don't get a notification when I follow them and that I should post my twitter on here to get to know people.
Just got a follow from 2 actual bot accounts and I didn't get any notifications of them following me.

>>76503982
Cheen is a twink for sure
Skab is manly

>>76504093
proof? or are you jealous of miukyun

my heart explodes knowing some of these boys talk to each other affectionately.

>>76504528
I have never seen koikawa talk affectionate to anyone, he seems like the shy and cold type

When girls get crabbed:
>She's a whore

When guys gets crabbed:
>He likes whores

You fuckers and your obsession with female sexuality

>>76504592
Whore

>>76504592
I don't think Haru likes whores

>>76504592
I have been saying over and over again that this thread is toxic for girls but no one listens

>>76504579
some and not all. but koikawa is cute when he joins mahjong streams

>>76504660
yeah i feel bad for all the girls here

>>76504660
Every thread here is toxic to woman, /asp/ is no exception.

>femboys

brats...

I tried my best, don't take it too seriously if I got you wrong

>>76504785
asp is way worse because here you almost don't have viewers that like girl vtubers, most are male vtubers that seethe about how "girls have it better" so they feel like it's ok to hate on them constantly

What makes Kazuha as a male so fucking popular? I am EOP so I can't tune into his streams but the dude just seems to stream FOTM and safe games like league, apex and rust. He doesn't do BFE, he's not especially skilled, his music is like any other uninspired jpop slop, his voice is normal with no special qualities, his model is fairly basic.

Can someone explain to me his success above all others?

>>76504660
haru has been crabbed for almost an entire year already and he is a man, we already been over this
you cuddle and defend girls and that makes the crabs seethe so they continue to crab at them harder
you are the problem

>>76504898
He's an actual "brotuber"

>>76504882
>Lava
>Vita
>Regulus
>Koko
>Tiny
>Rura
>Marcus
>Renata
>Whitey

>>76504931
But he's primarily popular amongst girls

>>76505017
And? Girls don't like big bro?

>>76505044
But then why don't girls tune into other brotubers? Why do they all languish in a pit of irrelevancy compared to their BFE counterparts?

>>76505078
Which other brotubers?

>>76505144
Exactly. They don't reach relevancy EXCEPT Kazuha

I'd classify the majority of guys here as brotubers but you don't see any of them standing out without some other exceptional quality like Clonq with programming and uwo with not being a vtuber.

>>76504882
i'm not white

>>76504882
Where are the yellows?

>>76504891
A few might get jealous and seethe anonymously, but for the most part the girls get supported as much as the guys do where it actually counts

>>76505217
Asians tend to be good at blending in with whites. Marcus, Rura and Tiny are all asian definitely

>>76505044
If a female viewer likes you it's either because of your fame, or because she thinks you're attractive for any one reason. Same goes for male viewers.
There is always an ulterior motive, even if you're just a big bro tuber.

>>76504898
Kuzuha is funny and has an exceptionally refreshing, light-hearted energy. It's the complete opposite of BFE, which can at times be too intense. It's a relaxing experience for female viewers.

Source: Female Kuzuha Enjoyer

>>76505398
What makes him funny?

>>76505195
Majority of the male chuubas here barely provide any experience at all

>>76505398
What can the males here do to be more like Kazuha?

>>76501645
>this is your brain on noombers

>>76505449
Have you ever tried being in their DMs, Anon? I can guarantee you the best malechuubas here are absolute sweethearts in the DMs

>>76505475
Be Japanese

>>76504978
So do your own tierlist then. I tried my best. I think I got all the non-whites who make it obvious accurate, but others who've I've only seen once or twice may have gotten haphazardly tossed in white

I want to provide some sort of experience. I want to grow. But how do I know what experience I can give?

>>76505766
I'm scared I would give away information that I know that isn't public

>>76505430
He make me go haha? It's a hard to explain, it's a juvenile, whimsical type of humor. Like you're listening in to an innocent conversation between two highschool boys instead of a vtuber to an audience. It's a natural type of charisma.

>>76505475
I'm not sure how to advise others on this. Be as authentic as you can be, try not to think too much about pandering? Kuzuha is someone who makes entertainment so effortless it stumps me too.

>>76505970
>just be charismatic

I fucking hate women

>>76504634
but he likes clauvio

>>76506023
Boymouse?

>>76506031
whoremouse

>>76506052
>>76506031
No she's a dormouse you retards

>>76505998
You either got it, or you don't so scram

>>76505998
Fuck if I know how he does it? I'm not some wise sage who knows the secrets of charisma. I've done my best to explain what makes him likeable.

Tierlist of aspies with natural charisma

Tierlist of aspies rpg classes

>>76506197
all me

https://voca.ro/12wBONfL9sKD

>>76505253
>most are
citation: it came to me in a dream and I saw somebody post about girls once

Are ya winning/asp/ies?

haiku anon reveal yourself

>>76506286
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

>>76506431
https://vocaroo.com/14otH5THfT9d

>>76506328
i hate this fucking question if you join my stream and ask this im banning you right away

>>76506197
Yeah fucking sue me you whiny bitches

>>76506298
When it comes to watching streams, chatting and engaging on socials they definitely get supported. Some passing mean comments on a shit hole basket weaving site don't really matter

>>76506506
This is true. I have no charisma and will never have it. My streams are boring and I'll be killing myself on camera the next time I go online.

>>76506512
Meant to respond to the post you responded to. Tourists see a single post and go "Why are you all like this?"

>>76504891
>here you almost don't have viewers that like girl vtubers
Are we in the same threads or did you just blow in from lobotomyville? The girls get shittons more support than any of the guys do

>>76506506
>almost all of these people are confirmed in their 30s+

So just be old

>>76506682
the ojisan buff

>>76506506
Oh! Thank you for including me anon

>>76506753
I'll kick your ass keitaro

Who is live

All women under 25 are cringe

>>76506777
haru

>>76506777
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich playing Zelda: Majora's Mask
https://www.twitch.tv/johannthebutcher playing Library of Ruina
https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch playing PokeRogue

>>76506821
haven't seen this one in a while, thank you

>>76506878
>>76506830
Why does no one here play games I’ve played..

>>76506982
what game anon

>>76506982
What do you play? I can try to recommend an /asp/ie that has played a similar genre of game.

>>76507007
>>76507022
I just notice it’s really hard for me to keep an attention span for people who play games I’ve never played…

I know bunkum plays a lot of games I like, so I guess 00s ps2 games

>>76506682
>>76506722
but I'm already 30+ and I have 0 charisma

>>76506506
Yeah... I know I have the personality of a wet paper plate

>>76507063
probably Ria then

>>76507075
>>76507088

It's never too late to change !!

>>76507063
If you like those how have you never played Majora's Mask?

>>76507063
>Playing 2 decade old games
Not everyone wants to set up an emulator for old ass games when there's like 100 being released every day

>>76507110
I haven’t watched Ria, I’ll check her out
>>76507137
I haven’t ever played a Zelda game and now it feels too late
>>76507211
Well, not everyone is for me then…

>>76504882
bro I'm latino, a real one living in latinoamérica
also I LOVE YOU GUMPAI

Games I want to see people play:

Elder Scrolls titles
Future Cop LAPD
Syphon Filter
Spyro
Oddworld
Halo
Star Wars: Knights of the old republic I and II

>>76507125
>just change a core part of your personality
If only I had thought of that

gm asp i'm awakemaxxing today!!!! let's start off with some ibuprofen and espresso!!!

>>76507381
several aspies have been playing those

>>76507381
>Elder Scrolls titles
Want more time to do this I played daggerfall for like 40 hours on stream
>Oddworld
I can see myself playing this
>Halo
I literally play this once a week right now and BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR (MORE OF IT)
>Star Wars: Knights of the old republic I and II
Maybe

>>76507493
Play them more

Pick 3 /asp/ies and make them collab something

>>76507381
You've got excellent taste

>>76507381
Oh and Mech Warrior 2

How do I save Flandzen?

>>76507381
Oh and Heroes of Might and Magic II

>>76507545
>Pick 3 /asp/ies and make them collab something
I can ask two /asp/ bros and we can collab on you.

spike is doing his cooking event right NOW!
https://www.twitch.tv/spichaelch

>>76507629
Murder Fuza
Kidnap Gumpai
Pump her full of drugs
Package her and send her to Chile

>block retweets from an asp
>they still reply to atrocious posts which show up on my feed regardless
sorry, get dunked

>>76507545
Basil, Koikawa and Regulus. They must play a dating game like Huniepop on the hardest mode and discuss dialogue choices to try get the best score.

>>76504528
should i have my image for the tierlist updated now that i have my l2d?

>>76507596
based taste

>>76507764
i think your PNG still represents you well but its your choice.

>>76507663
tierlist of bro tubers?

>>76507478
You should use aspirin instead

>>76507836
we need more girls in glasses

>>76507836
last thread someone got posted with glasses

>>76507813
>Jamie used my shitty png that I used for a month before upgrading and had been using for 2 months at that point
>Have to deal with people making snap judgements on it despite never watching my streams

>>76507846
If viewertalker anon proved anything its that the thread doesn't watch vtubers.

>>76507943
You know you can just ask him to update it?

>>76507846
Not all of them, just the bros I wanna be bros with.

>>76507943
I know that feel, I'm still salty that someone randomly asked for my tier list icon be changed from my twitch icon to a crop of my png that I didn't find flattering.

>>76507855
i dont have any aspirin. best i can do is tylenol

>>76507982
No I like my current status in the thread and don't want to draw attention to myself

>>76507998
>Not on the list

Kill yourself you fucking piece of shit

>>76507813
hmm. if that's the case, then it should be fine. my mama did the art for both the l2d and the png anyway lmao

>>76503982
If you say I have manly voice I wont doubt it. Lov

What am I? I can't do anything unless someone tells me what streamer I am and what I should fix.

>>76507642
Iriya...

>>76508072
cute rrat in every case.

>>76508153
Why do you want to be a streamer?

>>76508072
I want to put this rat in my mouth

>>76507998
Reach out anytime if you wanna totally bro out yo

>>76504882
>latinx
Just call me a beaner/wet back/spic, at least I'll know you're racist without pretending to be holier than thou.

>>76504413
I told you bro. You better gain twitter rep by dropping links here and letting aspies follow or you will be taken to the bot shadowrealm.

>>76508036
Aspirin is incredibly cheap, you can reduce your risk of liver cancer with just 300mg a day whereas ibuprofen, particularly Tylenol, can be incredibly stressful for the liver

>>76508258
but anon, that means i would have to leave my house to buy some if i want to take it right now...

>>76508258
Tylenol is paracetamol, and safe to take even while pregnant.

>>76508206
At first, I wanted to do this to gain money. Now? I have friends and people I want to do this for. I want to grow a community and, as corny as it sounds, spread positivity.

>>76506506
I have plenty of charisma you weak minded little faggot, you literally just don't watch my streams

>>76508316
So what things do you bring to streaming that make you good at establishing a community and spreading positivity?

>>76507381
>Syphon Filter
>Halo
Oh good, I'll be playing the in the future anon.

>>76508234
You will be a latinx, the white saviors compels you.

>>76507943
Just message me on discord at Boop1427 or make yourself a new icon and post it next thread
T.Jamie

>>76508430
shhh jamie it's okay *kisses you on the penis*

>>76508311
>while pregnant.
Absolutely not
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28559473
>Prenatal exposure to paracetamol/acetaminophen and precursor aniline impairs masculinisation of male brain and behaviour. - PubMed - NCBI

>>76507381
>Halo
Like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/52uabs.mp4

>>76508308
Then just have another coffee instead. Don't forget your sugar and cream

>>76508515
so it's fine

>>76507381
Oh AND
Somebody, somebody please play Hunter: The Reckoning.

Building up a family with gobb...
Growing old next to her...
Telling her how much I love her every day...

aspsoc

>>76508557
i prefer my coffee black, but i'll add some just for you

>>76508206
nta but i want to be harassed, stalked, spoiled, abused and coerced by crazy women online

>>76507926
who

night night asp mwah

If you know me, all the games I have 400+ hours on steam are the games I wanna see u play, either to backseat you or to outright watch some good gameplay

>>76508632
Sorry, I have eyes on someone else

>>76508639
it was the one girl posted uhh... i think her name was autumn something, im a bit tired and cant remem it exactly

>>76508719
No mind, there is plenty of you online, I just need one to be happy with my goals as a vtuber

>>76508753
I looked through the whole thread and don't see it

>>76508753
Just selfpost yourself again

>>76508177
y-you too..
>>76508212
y-yabai..

>>76507998
becoming my bro is as easy as just approaching me
t. vita

>>76508860
im tired :( but ok
>>76508794
https://twitch.tv/autumnfuchsia

im streaming sometime later... i didnt sleep at all last night :) i forgot to

>>76508632
I want this too but I want it to be mutually. I want to play cat and mouse games.

>>76503982
None of the people in Shota voice have a shota voice.
Maybe Haru and Sh'vah could make it work.

>>76509054
Your model is really cute

>>76509054
super cute :3

>>76509132
ty c:

>>76503096
this is exactly what grooming is all about: you grab them while they're young so you can turn them into the hag of your dreams

>>76509094
Regulus is pretty shota.
>Also most shotas in anime are actually just voiced by women so...

>>76509223
>>Also most shotas in anime are actually just voiced by women so...
And? That's still not an excuse.

>>76509337
I've asked about this on /cbdct/ and they said that as long as the boy has the right energy and sounds youthful, they're as good as a shota as they're getting because even when you get girls who larp as shotas they said that they easily give themselves away because, and I'm not making this up this is the actual reason they gave, girls are shit at video games compared to guys.

>>76507344
You got that latinx bunda

>>76505970
>Like you're listening in to an innocent conversation between two highschool boys

So just spam the word nigger and share weird porn and ISIS execution videos, got it

Do I have a shota voice? Should I rebrand? People in real life tell me my voice is crazy high and I sound like a woman on the phone.

>>76509556
no, you sound like a chainsmoking hag

>>76509404
Nigga can you not read?
I'm not saying they can't be shota streamer, you can have a super buff muscular bara model and sound like a nerdy nasally high pitched guy, sure.
But none of those people SOUND like a shota, even if their model is. And there are males that sound like shotas, mostly from JP, but even in /asp/ itself people like Haru and Shvah could easily be a shota if they tweaked their voices the right way.

>>76509404
But that's true

>>76508515
Firstly, this study was done on mice, not humans. Secondly, it does not differentiate the difference that paracetamol consumption could make during different terms of the pregnancy. The period when the medication is taken can also impact development, especially during early or late pregnancy. Thirdly, 150mg/kg/day is a massive amount for mice considering their size, how short their lifespans are and how they metabolize substances (also consider the fact most human woman is recommended approximately 80mg/kg/day). While extremely high paracetamol consumption has caused decreased expression of masculine traits in mice, it still is the first painkiller recommended to women going through pregnancy by health professionals all over the world. Pregnant women can take it at lower doses if they're paranoid, but I'm sure there are a ton of other substances and lifestyle choices to be more worried about compared to acetaminophen.

>>76509600
BUT DO I REALLY? WHAT IS GOING ON

>>76504882
I'm mixed

>>76509608
>people like Haru and Shvah could easily be a shota if they tweaked their voices the right way.
I disagree. Both have a higher pitch and soft voice but their voices are still mature sounding.

>>76509617
Can you voca this

>>76509702
Haru sounds kinda young

>>76509702
That's why I said if they "tweaked their voices the right way", nigga.
Please learn to read.

Bratty tierlist?

tripping balls again today bros

drop links for me to watch if I can figure out how to use a computer

>>76509759
No amount of tweaking unless you're a trained voice actor can remove the mature voice patterns and inflections that we develop over time.

>>76509404
Stop going there, they hate indies

>>76504882
>Latinx
I've never been so offended in my entire life

>>76500191
I want to know how your hands around my neck feel

>>76509814
I just saw that, thats pretty fucked up to put

>>76509812
No they don't, they hate self-shilling (thanks daiya and kliff). They regularly talk kindly about people like Bloom, I've even seen Beryl pop up there and I've asked them a lot of questions prefacing that I'm an indie and as long as you are kind to them and exact with your questions avoiding identifying or giving hints to yourself, not just 'how do i attract girls to throw money at me', they are more than happy to help you. Girls can sniff out insincerity quickly, so be genuine and real.

>>76500191
I want more vocaroos to read

>>76509799
>unless
So if it was possible, it could pass.
Thanks for agreeing.

Pafu jerking you off under the table during a family reunion. ToT

>>76509937
Flandzen...

>>76510007
If only Kliffoth had closed his tabs before going live...

>>76509814
Latinx is my favourite slur, makes people seethe like nothing else

>>76510050
Not him

>>76510132
I love calling other latinos latinx

>>76510130
I can't think of anyone who uses spoilers like that
Who are you talking about then?

>>76510071
I think he would also live post to make it seem like he wasn't self-posting, so he needed the tab open

>>76510179
Someone with small hands, tiny wrists and thin fingers

Kliff seems like a poser, glad I removed him

>>76510132
>>76510154
it works with every latino here with the exception of tupo

>>76510250
What the fuck is this? What am I supposed to do with this fucking hand size bullshit?

Aspie hand size tierlist

>>76510250
>not me
I want to choke someone so bad...

>>76510272
rent free

>>76510294
There is one guy who makes a point of being tiny. Otherwise no clue

>>76510007
>They regularly talk kindly about people like Bloom
how? he's the least interesting chuuba I've ever tried watching, but I see him recommended all the time. I just assumed it was astroturfing

>>76510250
You better be talking about a fucking female, otherwise I will get angrier

>>76510437
he is friendly to many, it's just that easy

>>76510437
He can sing, he's friendly and he's a teacher

>>76510532
>>76510437
He also has a really consistent niche in purely being a retro guy + the whole acapella bit. Dude's just solid

>>76503982
I wouldn't classify Zeph as a shota... He does try to VA lines he reads in his games but he definitely has that late 20s early 30s guy voice.

>>76510250
That's me, but I've never spoken about my tiny hands before with anyone...

You make it so hard to behave properly.

>>76510429
Who? Haru?

>>76510437
Least interesting /to you/.

>>76501621
Yeah it's funny because at one point in the early stages she said she wouldn't pander or do ASMR stuff but now she's leaning heavily into it for the money and clout.
A tale as old as time.

>>76510789
You nignogs know you could do the same with BFE pandering?

Listen, I just have really big hands because I was born with them ok.

>>76510789
Her kisses are so cute tho

>>76510819
I don't give a single fuck about maletubers
>>76510907
Yeah she gives a lot more of those to her e-bf

can we stop talking about women and can we talk about my boy wife nikola

>>76510819
Nta, but BFE is quite retarded to switch onto when you never did it before or even showed a sign of interest about it. I think there are less than 10 men who could switch to a BFE chuuba without making it obvious how thirsty for money/pussy they are

I don't know how to express my feelings about unicorn-baiting GFE streamers since I don't want to say they lack self respect but at the same time, I know *I* don't lack enough self-respect to actually enjoy that kinda shit

Hey frens its me Albert i want to talk about my content for a bit. What are peoples impressions of me in regards to my streams.

>>76511025
at the end of the day they're doing what they love hopefully and growing. Chuba love

You, girl. I want to hurt you so much. I want my teeth into you. I want the taste of your blood in my mouth, but you know we shouldn't. You're making it so hard. Goodnight.

>>76511058
I'd like to see you stream more in general!

>>76511123
Iriya, what the fuck are you talking about.

>>76510982
no one wants to talk about that conceited faggot

>>76511058
You don't really play games I have an interest in

>>76511058
Just stream

>>76510437
Never forget Bloom used to be an active /asp/ (or was it /wvt/?) and constantly giving advice until he got scared off by the crabs and dramas.

>>76511123
Flandzen...?

>>76511171
Erm then what am I

I want to vaguepost on twitter but they suspended my alt account. It is unbearable so i've come here to say V'z svanyyl qrcerffrq rabhtu gb tb guebhtu jvgu zl vqrn. Vg vf orggre gb sbphf ba zlfrys. Gb nalbar jvgu na nobir gjb qvtvg vagryyvtrapr dhbgvrag jub qrpvcuref guvf, cyrnfr or avpr gb ure. Guvf vf zl naabhaprzrag gung zl nyg vf hc naq ehaavat. Naq jvyy or n cneg bs fbzr tnzrf. V ubcr V qba'g qvfnccbvag. V'z fbeel va nqinapr.

Going live in 30 min with a fun experimental stream. Let's try and comprehend the universe yo. Space is way crazier than I thought. Twitch.tv/AlpinAlbench

>>76511231
Bloom was gen 2 but he does still post in wvt

>>76511123
>>76509937

>>76511239
you are a rando who doesnt even probably even watch him because why would anyone watch that trainwreck of a stream

>>76511236
Flandzen wants Gumpai to beat him up and bully him, not the other way around

>>76511333
a few people watch him me included

>>76511322
What is it, detective-chama? What do you smell?

>>76511412
vagueposters who obviously know who each other are but won't just fuck already and instead subject us to their public foreplay

>>76511171
nta but I think nikola has like half a correct idea bogged down by the anti-social loner personality, it's annoying to come to these threads where the intent is supposedly providing support to new chuubas only to see the same names of chuubas repeated over and over who have already been streaming for several months to a year getting circlejerked all the time. this is just a corpo general with a different label. it doesn't account for new chuubas being too shy to push themselves to interact with others who get mentioned here all the time, and even someone getting a grand amount of support to start with will suddenly drop off the earth if they don't keep up appearances around the common names. it's why the whole fuckin /soc/ meme is happening these days

>>76511123
Please be about me
Please be about me
Please be about me

Why does Nikola cause seethe and walls of text

>>76511157
I was working on that and was doing pretty ok but i had to slow down again because something important came up. Ill prob just start up again soon.

>>76511528
My question exactly.

>>76511528
Selfimportant post every time. Never streams.

Name aspie ships

I don't like nikola but its because hes a faggot

>>76511807
Daiyataro

>>76511807
Grace x Fwofie

>>76511807
Skab/Gobb

>>76511872
Skobb

>>76511807
Patchey x Camui

>>76511821
And I bet you're a closeted faggot too but too afraid to come out?

Does anyone actually care about Nikola??????????????????????

>>76511807
Haru x Vita

>>76511992
I think he's kinda cute

>Viewer list has 50+ users
>Less than a third count as viewers
I hate twitch

>>76512060
Because most are bots or they have it muted

>>76511992
Hey, I do.

t. Nikola

>>76512127
Also I think it just fails to cycle out people who aren't watching
>>76512060
Stop looking at your viewer list and focus on your fucking content

>>76511992
If he wasn't a tall mf I would tap it

>>76511807
Kotaru x Churl!
(mostly one sided)

>>76511992
Sort of. He self-post reacts too much and has a fuckable avatar.

>>76512199
weak. he deserves a 2 meter tall American bf (me)

>>76510986
I think that if you have a genuinely playful, caring and/or emotionally intelligent nature, actually find women interesting and exciting to talk to as people, you could make the switch pretty naturally but most women have the personality of carboard so why would I want to be nice to them when I can't even fuck them without getting cancelled?

>>76512351
I don't do anything particularly specific to pander but I have about a 40-50% female viewership. Some women just watch whatever.

>>76512303
well he is 6'4" he deserves a big man

>>76511870

depressing

>>76512454
WOW CUTE
also FUNNY

BAKERS?

Is fwofie a babi

>>76512772
God I fucking hope so

*glork glork* on that fwofie cock if you know what I mean

>>76512303
All yours buddy, I'm around a 2/4 foot too short to even make a move.

>>76512772
No

>>76507063

>>76512771
yeah yeah shut your fucking mouth slut


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>>76507381
>Future Cop LAPD
I wanna play this game if only for its JP box art.