/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Consider.

I want to sniffa the Pippa

*munch crunch*

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLzwqctbsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3AiOgJdWQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CVrdoZU8Zs

https://wheelofnames.com/x3b-7p4
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Which breed of dog is suitable for Pippa?

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

fake thread, no time to eat soundpost

>>76478543
That's $20+ in food on the west coast.

Do you think Kevin would have sex with me if I ask him at Offkai?

>>76478511
what is she doing

>>76478559
>considers running up the stairs enough exercise for her dog(s)
None. Absolutely none.

>>76478593
Scratch that, it's 2 meals so its actually $40+

>>76478284

>>76478617
Cute

>Saya hardly streams
>can't even be bothered to make a proper schedule
>decides to stream in peak overlap hours
I swear it's like she wants to fail

Surely this thread will be better!

>>76478653
Hey, she goes up AND down.

>>76478640
Repeatedly sinking into quicksand. She can't leave. She has no legs yet

>>76478743
I hope she'll actually be at offkai, I want to feel her pudge and smell.

>>76478721
My rrat is that she didn't like having a big fanbase before and she doesn't want one now.

why is iori still playing chinkware its been 3 hours. it cant be that good

>>76478787
or does she?

What should I say at Eimi meet and greet?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHE HATES US

Nigger

I've never seen one of these completely disappear when you open it more than this one

>FUCK I'D BUY THAT OOOOOOOOHHH
I love this dork

>>76478867
This is not right please delete this

Why has Lumi been so radio silent on twitter? Do you think her parents really came back to her place? Was she ever with her parents to begin with?

>>76478284
>>76478692
NOW (Literally right now)
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | LIVE | Sekiro - 10 Hour Stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpiyvKNbuQ
Hakushika Iori (22:00UTC | LIVE | Wuthering Waves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93yWX4cE9Dw
Chisaka Airi (01:00UTC | LIVE | LoZ: Majora's Mask)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29c5XZtTPA
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Facebook Marketplace)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7_m9BiyIY
Saya Sairroxs (02:00UTC | LIVE | Showcasing her Intelligence)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JV-v_4oVOI
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Drawing: Emotes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc-tF1j3BQ4

SOON
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | 5m | Trying a $20 Violin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYBIgKn3xo
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 35m | Windtrace w/ Nana, Rita & Oumiya)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISrtVtHOpg
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 1h35m | Tsugunohi)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 1h35m | King's Quest)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2cDnBsxIk

LATER
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 8h35m | Members Only: Drinking Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 10h35m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrEEi8uHZbA
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h35m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Muyu is on guerilla schedule for the next week & Lumi may guerilla tomorrow
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico is taking submissions for a working life zatsu this week https://forms.gle/YwL6zfeVzyd2zDJq5
>Yuu is taking song requests for karaoke https://forms.gle/RpBsKm1u6VnrQssn6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Lia & Shiina

>>76478887
take a deep breath

>>76478945
100000000000/10
Your magnum opus has been birthed tonight, I swear

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>76478974

>>76478637
It depends. Are you a gross asian hag?

Will Pippa make taxidermy of Pippa's animals?

>>76478945

>>76478860
Gacha addiction pipeline

>>76478869
ask if she's cheesed to be seated

>>76478867
I forgot this existed goddamn OG Peepa guy, those are some legs.

>>76478284
>>76478692
>>76479054

What size pillow do I need for the daki?
It's something like150cm by 50cm right?

>>76478653
I never understood this, I'm a neet with anxiety and even I walk my damn dog even if I do it late at night to avoid people.

>>76478988
Need tomboy Pippa gf

We should rape kevin at offkai

Why gumis made a catalog thread?

>>76479114
>walk in
>"Uhhh, cheesed to meet you???"

>>76478284
>>76478692
>>76479054
>>76479151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29c5XZtTPA

>>76478617

>>76478653
Pippa should get a Chihuahua

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>76479171
How?

>>76479231
She's already got Tenma.

Pipkiss

>>76479231
Pet play with Tenma.

Oh hey Le Male on stream

>>76479259
with a penis dummy

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

Chat, I finished the large pizza and the 2 coke. I don't feel so good

>>76479154
Should tell you the size on the site.

>>76478617

The liquid gold, Breast Milk.

>>76479334
You just had like 2 lbs of meat and 2 cokes, what did you expect?

>>76479334
Get another pizza. The insulin overload should kill you.

Even on the coldest nights, I eat my own cum

>>76479334
Pippa would be disappointed in you anon

Sorry, I only drink unvaxxed breast milk

I WANT TO DRINK PIPPA'S BREASTMILK

Why is the frozen breastmilk making me queasy ...

>>76479334
i finished a frozen pizza and 2 rootbeers and i feel kinda great

>all that breastmilk
oh yeah I know what I'll be doing after stream

>>76479168
Same

Why did Lumi like this post?

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>76479171
Unironic reminder to shake bussy boi Sakana's hand as strongly and firmly as possible to show him who's actually in charge

Gonna rape the JellyLook poster.

>>76479154
I have two and couldn't find pellows long enough so I stuffed them with multiple pellows.

>silver spoon for medicine

>>76479154
I think these are 150. My holo one is 160 so ide check the site.

>>76479426
I've always wanted to eat my own cum but once I ejaculate I get sick at the idea and so I never have. Does it taste good?

>>76479426
I just eat mayonnaise chicken sandwiches because I’m not gay

I am a changed man after Loki's mengen

>>76479334
Eat another and die from junk food overdose.

I'm the one stealing breast milk from the ward and putting it on marketplace

Holo Break is a garbage game. I'm going back to Holocure.

>>76473384
I have a need to make this pretty retard smile at me every day.

>>76479483
why didn't you?

So bros who would pay the $250?

So, who's gonna make that a soundpost?

>>76479487
I did this at Otakon
his handshake was like a fish

MR.FISHMAN GET DOWN!

>literal facebook prostitute
Now that's grim

>>76479426
How is it?

>>76479542

>>76479542
It tastes like nothing unless you have a very strict diet.

>>76479662
I didn't get the chance, he was hiding in the back behind the curtain wall when I was there.

>>76479483
Look at the hands. That's Lumi

>Alvin and the Chipmunks right after a LITERAL FUCKING PROSTITUTE
this stream has been so fucking kino

>>76479542
Coward AND gay

>Pippa going back to check the prostitute.

>>76479662
>Sakana has a weak handshake
Its never been more over for this company

This vod is fucked.

STOP LOOKING AT THE BUS PIPPA, AIIIIEEE

>>76479542
>do this once
>get sore throat
It's not fun, how do people swallow cum?

>>76479630
Ide rather jerk off honestly than be touched by this ogre

no offense but they would pick a cuter face than that for a honeypot pippa

>>76479483
Kinda cute girl in a "lol quirky white woman" way

>>76479542

I see no "honey" there.
Just a fat whore.

I want to press my dick into Saya's sweaty asshole

Would you eat the Pipussy?

>Pippa saw the bad dragon tentacle stream

What kind of "former dishwasher" ho makes a LinkedIn

>>76479542
Do it tonight pussy

>>76479483
I'd eat her shit

>>76480161
Sounds like you collect more architects with lard than you do honey.

>>76480224
Hell yeah

stop searching housing I want to die

>>76479843
He cut me off from the Pippa meet and greet so I made he shake my hand and take a pic with me
"You cant post it" and I havent Kevin

Wow has it really been a year since Yuri was fired?

>>76479542
Nta, mine taste metallic with a weird bitter after taste. One way to force yourself into eating is to jut upside down with your mouth open, the warm feels of your cum hitting your face also feel kinda nice. If you do, remember to pee before you nut to get rid of the pee taste, but wash your pee hole with water.

>>76480224
I'd eat her yeast infection

I just want to marry a mentally ill girl that's 90% dependant on me. But I'm also mentally ill and I can't get along with people or live with anyone else.

>>76480480
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76480417
Everyone knows what Kevin looks like so I don't know what the problem is. I was able to recognize him even when he was wearing a face mask.

>>76480482
Forgot to add, don't get it in your eyes. It's stings like a mfer

>>76480480
Feels like longer honestly

I want to announce that I will sexually harass all the posters /here/ if I ever saw you.

>>76479483
shes lesbian

>>76480788
go away Clara

I want a home in the south with my sister wife Pippa.

>>76480788
Not likely, I'm probably taller than you

>>76479542
never tried your cum, cannot judge

>Take me back!
Pippa, you're the one that fucking moved.

>>76480788
It's not harassment if I enjoy it.

>Pippa regrets moving away from the east coast

>>76479542
why do you think women spit?

>>76480634
I think he didnt like my shirt and he might not have wanted me to meet pippa in it

>>76480873
wanna try mine?

>>76480985
because they're quitters

>>76480873
Are you saying you want to?

>>76480867
Sounds like hes closer to your ass hole then

>>76480961
i'd also regret not being able to grope sleepy when she falls asleep

Iori is stuck in the cycle of "just 1 more bro i promise". its so over

>>76479630
>spending an entire night with a prostitute
>and paying for the privilege
Why? The whole entire appeal of hookers is that they fuck off as soon as the deed is done.

>>76479542
It's the easiest way to clean up so I do a lot. It never bothered me.

Eimi’s so cereal

>>76480482
>>76480643
Please stop eating your own cum.

>>76481127

>>76480961
>Spent all of last year talking about wanting to move farther south before her parents convince her to move west
Yeah, no shit.

>>76479542
Just curious, who's your oshi?

>>76480224
After stream I will

>>76480523
I drank beer brewed with Pippa's yeast

The perfect place for me to live is anywhere if I'm with Pippa

>>76480961
The east coast is objectively better than the west coast, unless you live in the Carolinas.

SAYA CUTE

>>76481270
I don't have one.

>>76481188
Eimi belch emote when

>>76480961
hmmm, I wonder WHY

Thread Status?

>>76480867
Easier to grab your ass.

Holy freaking crap Lois crackanon is in chat

I wan to grope the hamster

I fucking hate overlap so much. There's too many good streams on at once.

>>76481392
sayita bonita

>>76479542

>>76481343
Heh

Come back to the east coast Pippa, I want to feel closer again.

>>76481188
Fatty

>>76481479
Yeah the overlap issue is fucking annoying especially considering there are countless gaps of dead hour all the time

>>76481392

>>76481351
her giggles & cackling fits make me hate life just a little bit less

>In the middle of a move
>Had to break down my desk and PC for the move yesterday
>No comfy chair and multiple streams open
>Everything done through phone
>Just packing boxes all night
>Have like 4 more days of this

I just want it to be over already.

>>76481392
unbothered, moisturized, thriving

>>76481392
Cum eater

>>76481649

>>76481392
meh
7/10

>>76481343
Maryland is just lesser California at this point.

why is /pcg/ suddenly becoming gay?

>>76481762
Not all of Maryland is Baltimore, it just feels that way sometimes.

>>76481777
>suddenly

>>76481777
>suddenly

>>76481343
Everything North of South Carolina is shit, southeast coast best coast.

>>76481777
Saya is streaming.

>>76481777
It's not gay to eat your own cum

>>76481777
You saying you wanna touch dicks? I'll kill you right on the lips faggots.

>>76481777
>suddenly

Goodnight /pcg/

>>76481948

she killed that guy

>>76481857
The eastern half, western hang counties, and northern counties are okay. Everything on the western half from baltimore down is fucked and ruins the rest of the state.

>>76481870
Growing up in the south I used to want more, to travel and live in cities and stuff. I finally did all that and while traveling is still cool I appreciate my shitty tiny small country town so much. Nowhere else i'd rather live. The city is a fun place to visit but i'd hate to live in one for long.

I do miss traveling around Latin America and South East Asia, I love those ghetto ass 3rd world countries, reminds me of home.

>>76481870
The only thing I agree with is that North Carolina is indeed shit. That being said, Virginia says fuck off.

>>76482044
nini michiposter

>>76481777
preparation for the offkai orgies

>>76481777
Which Phase member watches trans porn?

>>76479483
Newfag

>>76482044
Sleep well michiposter.

>>76481948
This reminds me that I haven't eaten my cum in a long time. I guess I'll fap to some futa and eat it today

>>76482044
nini

>>76482044
Nini Michiposter!

>>76482044
Nini Michi posters. I’ll buy you some nice wizard pajamas on Facebook marketplace

>>76482181
>futa

>>76482044

Pippa buys ghost gun at garage sale

>>76481039
Sorry Lia, I'd prefer your mother's cum

>Pippa looking up cheater items
Why is she like this?

>>76482435
She has a fetish and all must know about it.

>>76481984
>kill you on the lips
No Panko for you in case you're baiting a pankophile, liker.

>>76482435
She just like me fr fr. Seriously, the stuff she enjoys doing online is so relatable.

nini /pcg/...

Why is there a lore dump in this listing for a stroller?

>can easily recognize every cry from gens 1 to 5
>gens 6 onward are a total blur
I think that's proof of when Pokemon went to shit

>>76482124
It was the opposite for me, leaving rural Kentucky made me realize how much I needed to escape far earlier in life. I live right outside of Rome now.

How do I get more flexible? I want to suck my own dick

>>76482687

>>76482137
>>76482169
>>76482197
>>76482253
>>76482291 I look forward to seeing them.
>>76482363

>>76482687
Sleep well, lil doremu...

>>76482734
Pokeshit was never good

>>76482734
gen 5 is shit

>>76482822
Get some ribs removed like Marilyn Manson.

>>76482731
I hate being seen, it's why I enjoy being up at night. I feel invisible. Nothing feels better to me than being hidden away from the world in a tiny ass town innawoods in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes I stand on my front porch smoking a cigarette and think "No one in the entire fucking world knows where I am right now. I might as well not exist" and feel so satisfied it's crazy.

Cities are fun I just can't stand being under a magnifying glass 24/7. I appreciate this life now more than ever.

>>76482158
I'm gonna say....Jelly

>>76482734
>I read this as pekomon and was confused
help

why did Cole do this

>>76482924
Do you like the new gens?

>>76482875
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care. Even if they are a little late.

>set it to 500 mile radius
>set to new york
>original WW2 german armband
Nice.

>>76482687
Nini doremu!

>>76482924
say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

sometimes i forgot vtubing is such a niche hobby still
pippa is getting numbers mogged by a random legal streamer talking about rekieta

>>76482734
you're one of THOSE

>>76483457
Who asked numberfag? go back.

>>76483327
What a steal.

i hate saya's internet with a passion

>>76479487
And make that when you do, make sure you lick your lips and compliment his soft feminine hands.

>>76482687
nini!

>>76482687
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>76483457
Normalfag youtubing killed youtube. Trying to find niche content now is so fucking hard.

>>76483218
I only like some pokegirls and the anime up to alola, but not the games

>>76483087
In my case I felt like living the rural life just fed my autism and acted as an enabler so that I would never find actual happiness in life, just contentment. But I didn't want to be content, I wanted a life I felt was actually worth living. Leaving forced me to come out of my shell and I couldn't just retreat back to it at the slightest discomfort. It caused a lot of freakouts but now I'm set to be married to a nice Italian girl.

>>76483457
This is why I don't buy people who say Offkai will go to shit in just a couple years. I think vtubing already peaked in the past in the west (can possibly still grow more in SEA)

Can someone please inform me what goes on in a typical Eimi stream? She's always playing old vod audio, doing artsy stuff, and talking about zoomer stuff. It's like it's ADHD on a level I can never understand. I don't hate it though.

I think any pankophiles watching Pippa just had a synchronized stroke over that listing.

>hime recommended saya to play stairway 7
>saya completely ignored the recommendation
>responds to clio instead
>is going to play a totally different horror game tomorrow
um, based?

>>76483654
I'm madly in love with this stupid crybaby and I hate it.

>>76483749
The one about the person whose pitbull was stolen?

>set up a FB marketplace account
>sell nothing but junk nobody wanted anyway 5x this price
>tack on the message “if you don’t buy this you’re a faggot who’s gay”
>profit

>>76483886
Yes.

>>76483744
It's an experience.

>Pippa talking about doing a lost and found pet stream
>Never got around to doing the normal one
Alright Pippa.

>>76483579
Nice

>>76483718
yeah normies just go used to anime conventions, it will take half a decade or more to normalize vtuber conventions

>found a wild bird
kek

>>76484072
>no pet review
>no plushie review
>no foot review
>no room review

You got your answer anon, Pippa would not taxidermy her pets.

>>76484080
I think it's more because even among normal weebs, for a lot of people they look at vtubing and say "that's a little too weeby for me".

>saya felt really bad for shitting on everyone in the overwatch collab

>>76484211
>that's a little too weeby for me
Good, keep gatekeeping vtubing

Oh this dino has the same artist as pippa....

these marketplace descriptions hurt me....

>>76484173
So noted.
Technically making a plush based off a pet is different but it's the same ballpark, yeah.

>>76484319
I don't think it really needs to be gatekept so much as it just has to keep doing what its doing and it pushes people away that wouldn't have an affinity for it to begin with. It's like incest hentai, even among hentai enjoyers that's a bit much for many of them.

>>76484406
Would

>>76484383
We've talked about it for like 2 weeks...

>>76484383
What if I commissioned the same artist as Pippa for my own vtuber model????

>>76484406
hot

>>76484406
Why marketplace hurt you?

>Its more amusing to spread the bloodspots out

Pippa wtf, just hold the folded paper towel onto the cut with tape like a normal person without bandaids.

>>76484466
You could literally buy 3 siblings, yeah.
Shit's expensive, like, 10K I think?

>>76484453
I didnt notice until I saw the eye lashes were the same....

>>76483718
>but now I'm set to be married to a nice Italian girl.
Bros, Panko was taken from us...

pipsneeze

>>76484507

>>76484544
wtf is miat?

Has anyone told Pippa to search for bones yet?
Surprisingly, a lot of human bones are sold through Facebook.

>>76484544

Phaser for this feel?

>>76484529
No, she's right, I get it.

>be a famous artist
>make art
>dont use arttags or @'s
>get seen by vtubers

feels food man

>>76484538
10k just for the art???

>>76484625
miata, its the car
although i just noticed, its a eunos which is pretty cool

>>76484658
Is this loss?

>>76484529
Well we know what she does with her pads now

>>76484646

>>76484625
MIAT Mongolian Airlines

I still feel like I'm having a heart attack since this morning but I'm just going to buy some bayer and eat taco bell for dinner

>>76484658
Uruka.

>>76484544
there better be a ls1 in this ricer pos

The marketplace....

>>76484809
>ricer
at least it doesnt have disgusting camber

Wish she's go back to the west coast to look at stuff

I'm getting
>Braille skateboarding walmart board videos
vibes

>>76484809
ls swaps are cringe

>>76484625
https://youtu.be/kp1kuo6xkbE?t=240

>>76484867
>>76484908
jdm/edm fags spotted

Would you like to let Pippa live in your house for free?

>>76484835
You fuckers underestimate the English level of the average American

>Saya kiss
It's over for me

SAYA KISSED ME UOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>76484907
I don't know if you heard the news too but pretty much everyone left Braille in the past few months. They were getting paid equal to less than minimum wage or something while Aaron kept on donating to Scientology. He's like one of the top tier jews now in the society from all the money he gave to it.

>>76484987
Only if I get to lick her pits once a day

>>76484987
If we were married I would expect it.

>>76484544
Yo, she's got a flip up tit light?

>>76484791
See a doctor.

>>76484987
Only if we were in a monogamous relationship.

Nini /pcg/!

I want to pinch the pippa's cheek

>Homemade cookies

AIIIIEEEE

>>76484987
No

>what if we type in piss
Now we're fucking talking!

Pippiss.

PISS TIME

>wizzinator

>>76485234
G'night

After stream pippa is going to order piss off of facebook.

Pellow

>>76485234
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>76484544
"Miat"? Non-coding RNA?

Pippellow!

>>76484987
Yes

>>76485262
>vtuber
>into pee

>>76485322
Pellow pet, even

>>76485234
Nini JellyLooker

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be KS day?

>>76484987
for free? in this economy? yes

>>76485351
Pillow.

Why yes, I am getting my female piss and breastmilk from facebook. How could you tell?

My dad got a local gas station's signs when they were bought out by another chain. Makes for cool garage decorations.

Has Pippa's model alway been able to nod like that?

>>76484987
Fuck no

>>76485036
Man...

>>76484987
Only if I get to sniff her armpits once a day

>>76484987
How often to I get to give her the sex?

Pico Flashbang...

who is the cheapest whore in phase?

>>76485580
Pippa

Pippa that's disgusting

>>76485036
>even scientology couldn't keep the jews out

Pippa...

You can fuck Pippa
>but
Only in the maggot infested algae pool

Do you?

>>76485420
Those are on Friday her time, its Thursday. No WR so I think she's gonna cancel or another collab instead.

>>76484544
old Lumi would've called this cringe...

>drugs
>piss
>stolen
>dead
>dead kids
Pippa gonna end up on a list

>>76485642
I will do what must be done.

>>76485642
Gladly

>>76485642
Yes yes YES

Chromu will forever be the piss vtuber
her own fault though

>>76485426
Pellow.

>>76485642
One of the few times where no, I would not.

The rrats weren't that bad...

>>76485642
I was going to do that anyway.

[BIG PIPPA FB MARKETPLACE NEWS]
Fucking monkey

How does Sakana get away with being an active persona in a way most vtuber CEOs wouldn't?

>>76485949

Hime collab is on

https://www.youtube.com/live/bISrtVtHOpg

>>76485642
It's not maggots those are mosquito larvae. They lay eggs in still water so that's why people always recommend to not keep tires outside and to turn your buckets upside down.

>>76485993
He's a goober

>>76485993
go away shlomo

>>76486012
Cute monkey

>selling a butchered gator
ok

>>76485993
He has nerdy charisma.

>>76485993
Because he's a fucking loser outside of his ability to run a business. He's endearing in how pathetic he is, and the best part is he's (mostly) not doing it on purpose

I am new to Phase, is Tenma a virgin? I like her but I don’t feel comfortable watching a non virginal chuuba so I need to know

>>76485993
Kevin is cute and fuckable.

>>76485642
>Ima really groos nigga, oh man, I love the slime and the poop and the mold, I haven't showered in a long time bros, I'm like the grossest nigga here
>No I'm the grossest nigga I eat shit just like Phase Friend John MacAfee
Will capipis ever stop being like this?

>>76486061
We're done with that joke.

>>76486150
FASTER

>>76486151
She's a sexual tyrannosaurus so no.

>>76486151
>woman
>virgin