/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76479049
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76479089
AMEN

>>76479049
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>76479089
amen

missing my cat loving my cat

i was about to google xenokunian pancake kek

>Dennis pancakes

>>76480420
This just means lore is first in your mind. Good!

>>76480566
I keep hearing him say dentist instead of Denny's

please don't tell the sisters that Hakka said he had Starbucks

>Los Hakkos hermanos
Axel would love the idea kek

>>76479089
amen...

I was only half listening and thought Damn boy learned Japanese fast, but apparently he is using google translate

tasukete hakkito-sama

>Tori-niki

imagining that Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene but with Hakka and Rio and a rotisserie chicken

>>76480332
Hope he gets a good rest day

pisskitos...

>>76482278
He’s reading some of the jp comments in chat pretty well

pisskito...

pisskitos...

>>76483920
>>76483945
>>76483959

>>76483920
>>76483945
>>76483959
now pkiss

Hakkito on the telly!

>>76484008
ayy, you got it

>>76484008
>>76484038
you're joining the orgy now

>>76484270
I'm the last straight male in /mans/ so come at me sisters.

even the roti chiki is a whore

>>76484504
*comes at you as a gay man

VESPER MENTION

>talked about fried chicken with Nowa
NIGGA IS BLACK AS FUCK

>Talked about chicken
kek

>>76484896
And Ruze?

>>76484576
Ayo wtf man don't cum at me that's fucked up

>I'm gonna die on stream
LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>76484979
He thought Ruze also ate chicken bones because he's poor

Are quinceaneras really still celebrated

>$400 per person for a graduation ball(???)
Dear god, I hope that's in xenojungle currency and not a USD conversion

>>76484979
Ruze is so fucking pale dude. It's insane at how white he is.

kek
>>76485462
In rural areas of xenojungle, yeah

>>76485585
The context was that Hakka talked to both Vesper and Ruze about eating chicken bones and they both told him off, anon called Vesper black for it and another anon questioned it since Ruze is white as fuck

>>76479722
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>76479722
DAY 32! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 32! 4 DAYS LEFT TO GET HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH!

>>76480420
hakka was just about to type elysiumerica, you're not alone

KEK

This whore kek

>Vertical stream
Every single time
trash panda needs correction...

>>76486824
Fuma may have a problem

>>76487119
The problem called desperation

Everyday I wake up and immediately open holoen official twitter only to be let down cause NO VG3D ANNOUNCEMENT

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>76488476
yea

oh it makes sense that it's the same nigga

>>76488476
no

Mama... please... I miss your zatsus

>>76488945
a whole week since his outfit reveal

>>76488476
no he's way too young. It feels almost illegal.....Unless--

>>76488945 (me)
Oh fuck my life

>>76488945
he's /here/ and he hates us
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1793865036005560592

>>76489344
He's at least the same age as Bettel is not older

>>76489404
Flayon is at least 3000 years old if I remember it correctly from his debut

>>76489344
He is 18,432 years old

>>76489389
So when is he going to make his wrestler

>>76489513
Off-stream, I guess. He'll be on break longer than GB

>>76489575
I'm getting the impression he doesn't know the wrestling event is in two days

>>76489389
It's fine Shirni, I understand that you gotta put extra work and being old makes it all even more tiring. I will still miss you, but it'll all be worth it

>>76489389
Doesn't this kinda confirm that 3D is gonna be after the 29th (and the announcement probably during the asmr collab on the 30th)

>>76489717
No, just that he won't be as busy anymore.
I suppose they're recording stuff for later and then Altare and Axel are returning later (probably July) to record their part too.
But why blueball the audience like this instead of giving the 3D already..

>>76489862
>and then Altare and Axel are returning later (probably July)
?

>>76489862
>But why blueball the audience like this
Because they want to do dance practice?
The boys aren't pro dancers who can learn choreography in 1 day and we deserve quality instead of quantity we should be patient

>>76489404
sweetie I am a casual 38 year old hag lmao

>>76489921
Axel mentioned wanting to return after finishing this semester of uni back when he was still in Japan, I'm just expanding on that

>>76490004
Did Altare dance in his debut? Or Axel?
Did they practice for Wolven Fates despite it being recorded in one go?

>>76490010
And? That's like a 10 year age cap, nothing unusual

>>76490083
Also wanted to add to this that Altare did he wanted to take a small break before returning to Japan, making a lot of emphasis in “small”. Thought it was interesting when it happened

Considering it's VG they'll probably get to show up at Holostars 5th Anniversary Live in 3D and then never get a proper 3D showcase. It goes along with previous things management did to them.

There's a lot of doubtery afoot

>>76490738
I hope so, VG doesn't deserve anything good after all the slacking they've done

what went so wrong for things to end up like this

I hate japan arc I hate japan arc I hate japan arc

>>76490866
HQ are the ones who deserve, for... getting a public suspension and... two graduations

>>76490738
They’ll appear in the 5th ani live unannounced therefore kneecapping both vg fans who would’ve paid for a first look and starmin who really really need those ticket sales to support their jp boys

>>76491068
And then Shinri will go on a long and depressing talk about how they got screwed by management again

>>76491002
Even after losing 2 members HQ is still the most successful gen by far

>>76490929
>the year is 2025
>after Rikka got charged with murdering Shien for insurance money during their honeymoon, and Fuma was declared to be legally a raccoon, Axel is the last Stars talent left
>his only collab partners are two puppets and Jerry's bastard child he calls Leo
>a series of scandals got Holostars blacklisted industry-wide, so that's the only Leo he can stream with anymore
>the first puppet is of Altare, Axel talks about building the big chree to it all the time
>the real Altare left years ago after the court found his brain to be underdeveloped and forced him to go through kindergarten again
>the second puppet is of Magni, but that one rarely shows up anymore after Axel accidentally ripped a hole in it and fucked it during a handcam stream
>Axel never forgave Magni for choosing Rio over him
>despite his dire situation, Axel's streams are doing pretty well
>the chat is very supportive and always joins him in chanting "dik n balls" and "ayo what's up guys"
>some don't have the heart to tell him the truth, others have lost their sanity long ago just like Axel
>during his rare lucid moments he wonders to himself, "When did it all go so wrong?"
>"Was it when Miyabi was never heard of from again after being lured into a gym? Was it when Vesper's racist rant about how he wishes all of Japan had but a single throat so he could cut it made it onto national news? Was it Goldbullet accidentally raping Jurard during a charity cook-off?"
>such thoughts fade away quickly once Axel realizes Gorimane must have messed with his medication again and he needs to stop taking it for while

Look at all this doubters, thrashing in their own misery

goodnight /mans/, try not to doom too much

there have been some really organic posts lately

its going to be very exciting every year when they travel to japan for their birthday 3D lives and each year on the tempus anniversary and every expo and they continually get clown aids six times a year and have to take months long breaks

we love regis awwtare

>>76491359
alright let's post about the streams instead
...

we curbstomp regis awwtare

>>76491509
This but bettel

>>76491412

>tempuras famished
>armada thriving
ARMIS saikou

>>76491239
still so good

https://twittercom/licwiz1103/status/1793824239151137063

>>76491871
Jobber

G’night everywan

>>76492050
Nighty-Night!

The best part of Gamma drawing EN is how he does impressions of them almost every time

gn /mans/ hope I dream of dino ryona

Do not die

>>76493100
I’ve been wondering what this scenario reminded me of

>>76493850
>thinking about killing myself
>this gets posted
scary...

>>76488476
Yes and all the rest of the boys too. I'm secure in my masculinity.

>>76488476
I would give him a kiss on the forehead. Then ramble about games and how a meteor hit Portugal. If needed, I will forcibly inject a steam key for Slave Zero X into his DNA sequences.

how does the average cock size of starsen compare to that of starsjp

https://twitter.com/harusakinodoka/status/1793902764915081252
axel's pov

>>76494694
Hakka, Bettel and Altare greatly contributed to bringing the branch's average down

>>76494694
Flayon singlehandedly brought the average to 7 inches

>>76491239
Kino. Is there more of these copypasta?

>>76495174
Unfortunately circumcised

Puzzle time, Vanguard is cooking SOMETHING up edition:
https://jiggie.fun/KYSfUu

VG4D status?

>>76495732
5D soon

>>76495732
delayed until 5d releases

>>76495898
5d will allow you to summon vanguard members to your home on command

>>76495732
Delayed due to issues with the scratch and sniff merch

>>76491658
feels good

>stars vs stars

vanguard's stinky, sweaty feet after a long day of dance practice

>National Tempus Radio, the premier Holostars EN podcast, ran for only 6 episodes the last of which was now 7 months ago
So, when exactly did the Reggie Baldtare say he was planning on resurrecting NTR podcast? Is there still hope of that ever coming back or is everyone too busy with inane Japan visits to even care anymore?

I remember back then /mans/ was pretty stoked about VG going to Japan. Now we're wishing for this arc to end ASAP kek

we hate regis altare

>>76497133
After he's done with his totally real EP

>>76497370
Jesus Christ

>>76497328
I frankly just want everything to die down back to ""normal"" i.e. everyone not having to prepare for a big event or anything and the only stuff they'd be concerned about are streams for the most part. I was hoping things would go back to that after 5th anni in June but now that I'm hearing HQ are going back to Japan in July (?) I don't even know what to think anymore.

>>76497328
I wish they hadn’t have gotten sick so they could balance some kind of minimal online presence along with the idol work. Its ridiculous to have 10 boys and they all overlap the exact same timeslot or they’re all offline for days at a time.

>>76497887
>I'm hearing HQ are going back to Japan in July
that theory has never been brought up here before that anon did today, I wouldn't put too much stock into it

>>76498432
Hakka has gotten sick 3 times, they werre going to get sick no matter what with his awful genes

we wait for regis altare

>>76491658
new gen will put down both Tempus and Armis. Regulus debut WHEN

>>76500270
when /mans/ anons stop being whiny bitches

JP VLOG DOKO?!!! WHERE IS IT?!!!

>>76489344
must be awful being 20,000 years old

R

>>76497133
Its a fucking discord call. Not being able to do that shows how much he cares about his fans.

A

>>76500241
I don't I'm coming for him

>>76500557
ToT

K

A

>>76500494
will you listen to a solo altare podcast?work. axel is finishing his coursework. vg wont shut up about idol armis are recording stuff and joining events. goldie is on break.

>>76500494
>getting multiple boys together for a collab
>getting some kind of script ready
>keeping them on track
>dealing with retard issues like hakka's headphone audio being picked up by his own mic, axel being deep fried
>editing all that scuff together
>sending it through management and legal to see if it could even form a vod and stay up on the channel
>re-editing and processing any needed changes
>for free
>in addition to all the other work you have on hand
>every week
>when you're regis altare and need a 30 hour depression nap as soon as times get tough

>>76500557

>>76500684
this is the last thing women see at night before they get raped

>>76500677
His job is playing video games and singing behind an anime boy model. Man the fuck up already.

>>76500677
>leader of tempus
>cant show leadership skills and get a collab done
>head hort talking to mic hard

>>76500821
>leader of tempus
>assuming that the lore role is the same as his actual role
did you get dropped on the head as a kid

>>76500849
Ok altare

>>76500769
t. Altare's mother

>>76500769
are you new to corpos or just retarded

>>76500677
Sounds like an unironic skill issue to me DESU

https://x.com/miqoua/status/1793890140508860652

>>76500746
he's beautiful

I WILL REPLACE REGIS ALTARE

>>76501378
ewwtare

>>76501378
Please do. Maybe shit will actually get done.

>>76501378
Altare got this model made by their anniversary. If magnoir didn't fuck off their 3D would have been around the summer. I remember anons saying how he was gonna het the official 3D before the one he funded himself and that was almost the case kek

this part jumpscares me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk&t=136s

>>76501406
KILL YOURSELF
>>76501434
KILL MYSELF

niji love <3

>>76502798
Big number love

am i the only one who kinda zoned out from most starsEN stuff since about feb-march?
feels like nothing much is happening, sure the regular streams, but i'm watching less and less.
only kino stuff i remember where offcollab karaokes

>>76503552
you and me both, might take a break t b h getting kinda burnt out

>>76501962
I hate this part. Big yaranaika energy where it doesn’t belong

Btw whoever said "Blue boy on the telly" at the karaoke, I heard that

>>76502844
Only big numbas they got now are the numba of sub drops

>>76503552
I came back from my break during that time and I've felt like my oshi just debuted and I'm excited for every stream he does. Take a break before you become a schizo desu.

>>76503812
Go back #s monkey

>>76503943
you first nijinigger

>>76503943
>The nijigger can't take it
Every time

>>76503974
>>76504024
Are you retarded?

>>76503812
I just got the joke kek

every time kek

>>76504103
Why phantom no hole?

>>76504258
Look again

>>76504258
Constipation (he will eventually poop on you tho)

>>76503812
I meant mysta. His personality is sickening. The only reason a male vtuber would like him is his numbers.

why are there no poppets /here/

Lore question: Does Altare have Penis Inspection Day at the Guild Hall? Does Jurard have Penis Inspection Day at the Criminal's Cut or ARMIS Tavern? What happens if Penis Inspection Day falls on a day when people are not present to have their ding dong inspected?

>>76504524
>final fantasy
>twitch
Sorry...

>>76504524
FF spam is torture... those who stick with octavio's ff streams have godlike patience.

>>76486824
he needs to get subs given its his job

I had a dream my oshi did a guerrila membership stream to make up for taking the day off and I was seething because it was at 5am my time...

>>76505421
It is a sign to rape him

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1793988813389549975
??? he must've meant playing it off-stream right?

>>76505584
When will my negros play love nikki

>>76505584
i played it yesterday, but was bored to death after an hour, seemed like genshit with a different skin slapped on it
hope he doesn't play it on stream

>>76505584
Iofi mentioned getting perms so he may stream it.

>>76505666
no I mean it's a chinese game so there's no way they even have perms to stream it, so far the only chink games holopro could play are ones that are under tencent

>>76504590
Jurard doesn’t need a formal day to inspect their penises because he gets gangbanged by Armis at least once a week already, he knows exactly how they are performing

>>76505744
i understood what you meant
was just adding my own experience, and i don't like watching gachas, because they're all boring

>>76505744 (me)
wait scratch that just did my research and Kurogames (wuwa dev) does have some kinda backing from tencent so
>>76505733
nyaruhodo, so seems like they finally got it and hakka is planning to stream it

>>76505656
Lunar…

>>76504524
if you want ff torture here. he's talking about wrestletuber and other things sporadically

TAVI ON THE PURPLE TELLY since 1 hour ago
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

>>76505892
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1793985431069200683
Yopi confirmed they got the perms to play

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1793994369021981119

>>76506063
kek speaking of the devil

>>76505903
Son of a bitch, don't remind me

>>76505841
I was planning on playing but have been so busy lately that I can't find time to but seeing the reactions to the game on twitter made me not wanna touch it lol

>>76505666
will it at least be fun to watch?

>>76504524
Ignoring the FF spam, I think there's only 1 pure poppet itt

has tavi done an australian accent yet?

>>76506205
no poppet is pure
our maestro plays with us often

>>76506205
I've been thinking of becoming a poppet but I'll never be part of octoposse, no way no no

>>76506476
Why whats so bad about octoposse?

Just had diarrhea and thought of Hakka

>>76506558
SHE HATES JAMES BOND AAAAAA

>>76506189
anything can be fun to watch with the right person playing it. i just don't really care for gacha stories and most characters feel like one or two anime tropes slapped together, because who cares as long as they're hot, right? holy booba, holy ass, holy dong, but desu i didn't even like many of the designs.

jester saving us from gacha slop spam
i kneel

What's the best and worst fanbase names?

>>76506964
the only designs i think ive seen are the two mcs and though im not really surprised at all, the male mc looks rather bland

>>76507246
Nothing will ever be worse than ComfyKois, at least. He set the bar real low for any gens that followed

>>76507246
best bettelion
worst sorawrity and machiroon

>>76507246
best: altventurer/cultare
worst: bubby

I hope Hakka chooses the female mc :3

>>76507521
but they're called koipanions now?
basing the rating on things the boys came up with themselves at the start we also had to count in shit like dagoos etc

>>76507586
should have been jesticles

>>76507246
I just think octopussy is the worst

>>76507246
Best: Ruzader
Worst: Sorawrity

>>76507246
Sorawrity worst, it sounds awful when you say it out loud and makes no sense
koipanion best but i'm biased to mama

Sorawrity is great because it’s so fucking stupid, I love it

>>76507246
Ruzader is the best, I think. Good wordplay, strong connotations, inclusive. Worst is Machiroons because Flayon passed up the much cooler name of "Machiknights" and because how easy it is to just call them "Machitroons".

>>76507869
It just sounds like you’re saying “sorority” though?

Tell me if Octavio has an upcoming En karaoke so I can request My Way by Frank Sinatra

>>76507246
best hakkito and ruzader, short and simple and you instantly know to which vtuber they belong to
worst would be sorawrity because as an esl i don't know til this day what word play this is supposed to be, also don't really like machiroon and octoposse

>>76507949
Machiknight makes no sense for him as the general fan name though, I started to appreciate machiroon more when I realized the wordplay with his membership tiers

>>76508125
Sorawrity is "sorority", a club of women that generally refers to university and college student social organizations.

>>76508200
how is jurard associated with sororities at all its such a strange choice

>>76508200
thanks for the explanation, but now i find it even weirder to choose a name based on a word that only includes women?

>>76508166
Mecha pilots are knights of sci-fi fantasy. From MechWarrior to Gundam, the mecha pilot espouses the idea of an armed and armored warrior above the common rabble with codes of conduct with a trusty steed in the form of their giant robot. If you don't see the throughline from knight and horse to operator and tank/jet to pilot and mech, I can't really help you.

>>76487371
Gibby hate

>>76507949
>>76507977
it was a toss up between machiroon and machironi during his debut. i think majority just chose the shorter name

>>76508304
Maids? Sugar mommies? I dunno.
>>76508329
Probably an ESL moment, and now it's too late to back out.

>>76506063
>FOTM slop
New
Boys
FUCKING
WHEN!?

>>76508050
he already sang it i think. but i want him to sing it again and add gunshot sound effects.

Jurard wants to be pampered by a bunch of mommies, duh

>>76508200
Just say that Sororities is just the Female version of Fraternities
>>76508440
I watched all his unarchived karaoke streams and I don't remember him singing it, unless you have a link somewhere to prove that he did. There is a youtube channel dedicating to uploading stars en unarchived karaokes but I don't see it there

>>76508329
there are no male armis fans

>>76508329
male sorawrity are represented by hakka, a woman (male)
you are all women (male)

>>76507232
THANK YOU BETTEL I WILL STOP FLICKING MY BETTEL NUI IN THE NUTS NOW

>>76508342
I see, I don't have any interest in mecha so I didn't know the meaning, regardless the name lives on in his T4

>>76508486
it appears immediately when you search youtube, anon
Christmas NPC Unarchived Karaoke
https://youtu.be/mjV6vYATszA

how likely is it that hakkas prosek streams brings in the fans and they start shitting up the place

>>76508503
retard. I exist.

>>76508582
Oh it was using the shorts format. No wonder I didn't see it.

ruze doing q&a later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511zwm4EY8s

>>76508588
It will be amusing. Then he will bring up vore and they will be banished back into the void.

>>76508654
My q to Ruze is how he feels being a braindead leftie who can't tell the difference between make believe and real life

>>76508486
>Just say that Sororities is just the Female version of Fraternities
I was under the assumption they wouldn't know what the word "fraternity" means either, if they don't know what a sorority is. it would be weird to know one of those words and not the other.

>>76508715
Make sure to not be a pussy and actually ask!

>>76507693
>Nearly calling his fanbase a racial slur
I'll be your dago Axel

>>76508570
Oh, okay. That's neat. That makes things a little better.

>>76508715
i'm gonna watch his stream. if i don't see your question there, post naked dogeza

>>76508715
>who can't tell the difference between make believe and real life
That's me when anons forget to remind me to take my meds...

>>76507693
>>76508761
what on earth is a dagoo anyway? i thought it was the weird aussie way to say dog

>>76508913
Imagine if a Dingo and Yagoo had a baby

>>76508329
It's got rawr in it and dinosaur goes rawr.
By the way sorority is essentially a sisterhood and women in it refer to each other as sisters. Every fan of Jurard is a sister. If you think about how /here/ he is, that's a pretty tongue in cheek name to call your fans.

>>76508841
nah. stay delusional. chu!

>>76508776
Yeah, all his tiers go by data units except T4, and your explanation makes it even more special now.

>>76508667
if he brought up vore theyd all be fighting to cancel him even tho those same people are probably into it

>>76508913
>I thought it was the weird way to say dogs
Well they definitely are dogs

Jutard should play Don't Scream

>>76508453
Yeah, his Animal Crossing wish was "a billionaire wife". I think it's just the same sort of idea as the Arizztocracy thing where the people who are shown in sororities in movies and stuff are stereotypically wealthy or from higher class families.

>>76508913
>>76509163

>>76509241
he would die. therefore i agree

>Flayon's also going to try the gachaslop
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

>>76509245
Jewrard T Rexfordstein...

>>76509371
>"Money and power, need I say more?"

>>76509245
>a bunch of rich ladies forcing jurard to strip naked and perform for them
HOT.

Maybe it's a good thing holo doesn't have chinese perms

>>76509482
he's also a dinosaur, so they can add some exoticism to their eroticism

>>76508329
His first choice was dinomites or something but that was taken by some indie

>>76509797
Yeah. Skiddosaurus Rex.

>>76509482
too lazy to remove the clothes

>>76509940
kek. goodjob anon

>>76509797
He's lucky he didn't end up with that, it sounds so much worse.

>>76509940
I'm the one on the right

>Chink game
>Boys used as guinea pigs again
So Cover is going back into the china market and the boys are being used to test the waters i guess.

>>76509940
Good job.

>>76510354
wdym
>>76506016

>>76509940
How many /here/ knows which anime this is from i wonder.

>>76510354
Get dadxel on the line, he’s a chill chink gamer

>>76510384
>iofi
eh, ID especially gen 1 is considered star adjacent and Banchou is also the first one to touch it, so as always sending the boys to go get shot first if shit goes down.

>>76510403
i dont watch tranime

>>76510560
Nigga holoID have played some chink games like IDV and Alchemy Stars since last year

>>76510560
that's just cause jutard coincidentally got an empty schedule tomorrow and the perms just dropped today

>>76510560
You're glowing

>>76510560
jurard asked for perms and is so excited to play it that he scheduled a waiting room as soon as he was allowed to. go scream at the dino if you want to make a tantrum over this

Glowie nigger posts are no match for oversized Jurard pecs

Is this the fanfic writing general

>>76510625
>tranime
so you did watch it

>>76510870
breastfeeding

>>76509797
Trust me, you don't want any type of mites.

>>76510149
Still so much better than fucking SORAWRITY, literally made only for sisters

>>76510870
this art always creeps me out with his tiny ass head

>>76511053
Nah, Sorawrity is better because it lets me imagine we're a bunch of preppy mean girls who harass him until he cries

>>76510403
It's one of my favorite animes and I normally don't like the genre

>>76511053
I wonder if there are any male who got filtered from becoming a Jurard fan because of the fanbase name

The benadryls were too strong, what should I write
>Bettel escaping from a crumbling kingdom after being accused of sleeping with a Queen, the King and his court end up killing each other on accident while trying to chase the clown
>Jewrard T Rexfordstein outjews the Jews and now ARMIS are the bankers

>>76511503
GB becoming rich is the weirdest mental image

>>76511627
>He immediately puts gold rims on his camper

why won't the boys play games with ruze... do they hate each other?

>>76511855
They hate elves

what would be an inappropriate time to rape bettel?

>>76512039
>hate elves
kek

>>76512063
Whenever he's in a collab, just because it'd be an inconvenience to the other members

>Jurard filling the palace grounds with extravagant jewel-encrusted statues and portraits of himself
>Octavio buying a theatre and exotic parts to use for his puppets and holding creepy tea parties with them
>Ruze sitting on a mountain of gold and villain laughing as he waits for people to come to fight him for it
But what does rich asshole GB look like...?

>>76512063
Never, EVERY HOUR IS RAPE O CLOCK
>>76512115
Big ground for hunting the most dangerous game and also like 4 kitchens

https://x.com/Purple_lion21/status/1793994253405917474
>When he holds your hands and tells you how excited he is about his new experiment

>And then when you ask him who the test subject is and he tightens his grip on your hands...

>>76512112
they can join in, they'd all jump at a socially acceptable chance go tear the clown ass up

And that anon really tried to argue Jurard and Ruze aren't similar the other day...

>>76512288
This is me after we set fire to the local pajeet family's home

>>76512115
Rich asshole gibby would have chickens shoved down his throat like dicks.

>>76512115
Rich asshole GB would buy out all the good brands of food of every supermarket and fuck over everyone, nice rich GB would be the bbq neighbour

>>76512288
Cringe

>>76512460
So he'd be...a COCK GOBBLER

I like HoloStars

>>76512460
You know, now that you mention it, maybe his would be having like a bunch of obscenely hot, scantily clad butlers and maids that serve and handfeed him all his meals

>>76512708
stop copying me

>>76512708
I wrote this post. On meds AND while sober

erotic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76513424
Squish the psish

>>76510560
Party Animals is a chink game btw. The reasons why they're all jumping in this new gachaslop is
>they'll never get Genshit perms, and a lot of them are into the game
>this is appealing to the same people that are into Genshit or other hoyoverse games
>there's a lot of money into the marketing for this game, they're making you believe it's gonna be the biggest release ever
>Cover may get some sponsorship and collabs out of it

>>76513424
I just want to let you know that I had a dream where Shinri and I made out and I ain't even a koipanion. Let this newfound knowledge increase your suffering.

>>76513794
Did you enjoy the makeout

>>76510149
He should've gone with Dinomate
>t. anon who suggested koipanion /here/ and then some sent into Mama's chat
I still think machinists aka little pilots would be better than machitroons

>>76513794
I had a dream the other day a completely random vtuber fucked me while Shinri watched... what the fuck is with the shinri dreams...

Man I just dreamed about taking care of an injured Cat Bettel and how he kept trying to climb me

>>76513814
Of course I did, wouldn't you? It didn't hurt that he was in his new outfit.

Yeah well I dreamed I fucked (You), the reader

>>76514213
did I look hot

No Flay today
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1794043680678170879

>>76514213
Now you have dream AIDS

>>76514259
No, you were an ugly bastard(ette)

>>76513964
When I see the word "machinist" all I can picture is this

>>76514270
Waiting a few more days for handcam... I can take it